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♪ The weather forecast for tomorrow ♪
Oh, it's sunny.
Well, I don't use that kind of shoes.
They are quite fashionable.
Have you been doing that for a long time?
Yes, I have.
Really?
And Iromizu.
Iromizu.
What is Iromizu?
It's a plastic bag with a tissue and a pen.
And you put water in it and drink it.
I see.
Then it turns watercolor and it's cute.
I see.
What color did you choose?
Black.
Scary.
It's gross.
Yes.
Try flying it with all your might for the last time, shoes.
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Wow, awesome!
How is it?
Ah, is it cloudy?
Cloudy.
It's fun to play like you used to.
Not at all.
What?
Scary.
Scary, scary, scary.
Scary.
What should I do?
I'm Kuroi's drum master.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Kuroi's guitarist, Hasebe.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Kuroi's keyboardist, Shibara.
Scary.
So small.
I'm Kuroi's bassist, Seki.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Kuroi's vocalist, Uchida Ryo.
Scary.
That's about it, everyone.
What is that?
What is it?
Nice to meet you.
I'm Kuroi.
Let's take a look at Kuroi's profile.
Okay.
Kuroi.
R&B, funk, soul, rock, hip-hop, mad, artists who mix all kinds of music genres.
In January of this year, for the first time at a Budokan concert, tickets were sold out.
The concert was a huge success.
The five of you are now watching "Gonigami Pand".
Wow.
You're cool.
Right? I'm happy.
You're really cool.
What do you think of me?
Like, bald?
No.
Just one person.
Just you, Seki.
I thought there was someone with a smooth head.
You have your own personality.
Yeah.
You have your own characteristics.
What do you think of Ano-chan, Kuroi?
Ano-chan is really cute.
Really cute?
Really cute.
Are you kidding me?
She has a really good style.
You're kidding me.
I want people who write things online to meet you.
What is it?
If you actually meet me, you have such a good style.
You're right.
I'm happy.
Right? You're happy, right?
Are you all good friends with Kuroi?
We're really good friends.
Really.
Let's go to an amusement park together.
Amusement park?
The staff will go too.
I feel like I'm going to be separated from the person on the left.
Oh, Mr. Masuda.
Mr. Masuda.
Why?
I feel like I'm going to be left behind.
I see, you feel like you're going to be left behind.
Yes.
Why don't you say something?
Like you're going to be left behind.
What? You look lost.
I'm nervous. I can't do it.
You guys don't get along.
Is there anyone crazy?
Crazy?
Crazy? Well...
That's Masuda.
Masuda.
Crazy?
Why is he crazy?
It's a debt.
What? Debt?
It's a debt.
I love "ribobarai".
You like "ribobarai" the most, don't you?
It's a division.
If you like it, you'll lend it to me right away.
I see, I see.
And it has a good name when you lend it to me.
It says "go-yushi".
"Go-yushi".
It has "go" in it.
Yeah, like "yushi-ne".
"Yushi-ne".
I feel like I'm being expected.
Yeah.
How much debt do you have?
About 400 in total.
Wow, that's a lot.
I often buy things for nothing.
What do you buy?
Clothes and stuff like that.
I don't know.
What?
You don't gamble and stuff like that, do you?
No, I don't.
I buy things for nothing.
You're the smartest one here.
The one who borrows money and debts.
"Onnen".
"Tamani".
You buy things and...
You seem like you can get along well.
We get along well.
Yeah.
So, Kuroi, you've been into something lately.
That's right.
I've been into "sabage".
It's like everyone has a gun or something like that.
That's amazing.
Does it hurt you when it hits you?
It hurts a lot.
You can't even play the guitar anymore.
It hurts a lot.
When it hits you in the finger and stuff like that.
One of the staff members bled.
What?
That's bad.
You like FPS, don't you?
I like FPS and I've played "sabage" before.
Wow.
Really?
Yeah, but it's rough.
"Ranshi" is a little tough.
"Ranshi" is tough.
I see.
But I still play FPS.
I like it a little.
Fighting with a gun.
You like fighting with a gun.
That's nice.
Well, since Kuroi has something he wants to do with "ano-chan" today...
Yes.
Shall we get ready?
Yes.
Please.
Deng Deng Shateki Taiketsu!
Kuroi loves fighting games and Ano-chan loves Shateki Taiketsu.
Ano-chan, are you confident?
Yes.
It's not like this, though.
Shateki Taiketsu has various questions and instructions.
If you can beat Shateki Taiketsu and beat him, you can make him answer the questions you wrote.
Shall we decide by rock-paper-scissors?
Let's do it.
Yes.
If you say rock-paper-scissors...
Oh, I see.
Masa-san is really good at rock-paper-scissors.
Earlier you played rock-paper-scissors to decide who gets lunch.
You won that, too.
You're doing well today, too.
Kuroi is good at rock-paper-scissors.
That's right.
That's good.
Ano-chan, let's do it.
Yes.
Rock-paper-scissors, go!
Wow!
He's good!
He's good.
He's really good.
He's good.
Senko Kuroi versus Shateki Taiketsu.
Start!
It's better to have a long one.
Yes, that's right.
I want a review of the guns.
Yes, that's right.
This is not the gun we always use.
It's a different one.
Yes.
I really want to guess.
It's a red mat.
Which one?
Which one will you aim for?
I've decided since I saw it.
Which one?
It's a double jump on an ashtray mat.
What?
Wow!
I really want to see it.
You want to jump on an ashtray mat?
Yes.
Let's do it.
The size of the mat is about medium.
Take it off!
Please take it off.
Here you go.
Wow!
Well done!
Good job!
Now, please lift up the mat you dropped.
It's a double jump on an ashtray mat.
This is a penalty game.
Really?
It's a real penalty game.
It's a real penalty game all of a sudden.
I hope you don't get angry.
Start!
Get on it.
Ouch!
Let's do it for the first swing.
Please.
Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch!
Stop right there!
Ouch!
Wow!
Poor thing.
That hurt!
I'm sorry.
Poor thing.
She's a little pitiful, isn't she?
Ouch!
Sorry.
How was it, Ano-chan?
I feel like I'm going to hate you.
Wow! Wow!
Are you annoyed?
I'm annoyed.
She's annoyed.
I want to take this back.
High school students, what are you aiming for?
Um...
When was the last time you kissed?
That's a good one.
It's a small target.
Wow, it's so small!
This might be hard!
Let's try it.
Wow, it's soft.
Soft.
It looks like it's going to hit.
Wow!
Okay?
Was that okay?
Okay!
Yay!
Wow!
Now, raise up the target.
This is amazing!
When was the last time you kissed?
The aim is good, but...
Okay, Ano-chan!
Yes?
Let's choose who we want to ask.
Huh? Anyone is fine.
Huh?
Who is it?
Is there anyone you have a girlfriend of?
Let's start with that.
Then Chiba-san is fine.
That's right!
Then Hasebe-san.
Then let's start with Hasebe-san.
Huh?
What is it?
I'm scared.
Now.
That's creepy!
Creepy?
That's creepy!
Masuda, you're so pitiful!
You're such a victim!
What's with that face, Masuda-san?
You two are too close!
Your lips are shaking.
What do you mean?
You two have been together for a long time.
Huh? Why?
No, we just live together now.
No, we're already like that.
Same sex?
I like you.
You like me?
That's nice.
Then now.
Now.
Then next is Hasebe-san, right?
Yes!
Let's go!
Now, which target is it?
Let's see...
"I can't do it myself" in a cute way.
This is a difficult and small target.
Take it off!
I don't want to say this.
It has a scope.
It looks easy to aim.
Can I believe in the scope?
Please.
Take it off!
Take it off! Take it off! Take it off!
You suck!
What a shame!
You took it off.
I'm frustrated!
Let's switch.
You endured it.
I endured it.
What target do you have?
I have a song that makes me nervous.
That's good.
Because it's a music show.
I'll do it.
Oh, wonderful!
With one blow!
Great!
Now, Mato, please read it out loud.
What song made you get goosebumps?
Oh...
Okay, let's start with Masuda-san.
It's Asian Kung-Fu Generation's "The Chord Chain".
What is it about?
When I was in elementary school, I played classical piano.
Um...
When I heard this song,
it's a song that goes back and forth between 4 and 3 seconds.
But I didn't know that music could be so free.
It's pretty common for people to play classical music as it is.
I was surprised by that kind of freedom.
4 seconds, 3 seconds, back and forth...
It's a new trend, isn't it?
Now, Hasebe-san, what is it about?
It's Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Give It Away".
Oh, hot chili!
I saw the music video,
and it's a music video where all the members are wearing silver and going crazy.
When I first heard it, I felt sick and traumatized.
I got goosebumps.
Then I got addicted to it.
Oh, but you got addicted to it.
Chiba-san!
Yes!
It's Perfume's "One Room Disco".
I didn't listen to the songs with synths that much.
And Nakata Yasutaka-san made "One Room Disco".
There are really cool synths in the intro.
When I heard it, I was really shocked.
I still think it's cool.
I still play synths in a band.
I still have that kind of shock.
Wow, Perfume.
How about you, Seki-san?
I like a band called "Rage Against the Machine"'s "Take the Power Back".
What kind of song is it?
At the time, I was really addicted to metal and hard rock.
I was wondering how fast metal could be picked up.
That's what I thought about metal.
So-called "funk" music can also be included in it.
The method of "slap" has been incorporated into metal music,
and vocals rap.
I was shocked by a shock that had never happened before.
That song.
I'm excited.
How about you, Goichira-san?
Yes.
It's a song called "Do Up" by me, Rollin' Hill.
He's an artist who sings and raps very well.
After listening to this song, I want to be a vocalist who can rap and sing.
You're quite influenced by Kuroi-san's music.
Yes, I'm quite influenced.
Wow, amazing.
Next, Achiba-san.
Yes.
I'm a man, so I'll go with the smallest one.
That's a man.
Will it hit?
What are you aiming for?
I'm a big fan of his channel, so I want him to hide his air conditioner.
I don't like it.
Even though you have a girlfriend?
That's true.
It's painful.
I don't have a chance like this, so I'll hide my air conditioner.
The target is small. Please.
Please hit it.
Take it off.
That's the smallest you've hit so far.
Take it off.
The gun is really small.
I'll say it.
A little higher.
A little higher?
A little higher.
It won't fall, will it?
A little higher.
Is that channel lying?
It's not lying.
A little higher.
How is it?
That gun is difficult to use.
I'll say it.
A little higher.
The highest.
What?
What did you say?
What is it?
Is it too high?
I didn't aim for it.
What is it?
I'm not interested at all.
Tell me your favorite Hiragana in a loud voice.
This is the worst.
I can't say it like this.
What are you going to do?
I can't say it like this.
I told you, manager.
Is the agency okay?
Now, Ano-chan, please say your favorite hiragana out loud.
Um...
Yes.
Please.
"Ne"!
Why is that?
It's fun to write.
Oh, I'm embarrassed.
Is this okay?
This is fine.
Thank you for your hard work.
Now, let's shoot.
It's a 100 shot shot.
It's scary.
I'm scared.
But I want to go down.
Someone's dark history will be revealed.
Oh!
Oh, my eyes...
Which eye should I trust?
"Ranshi".
What did you get?
What is it?
What genre of erotic videos do you like?
I didn't mean to ask this.
Who should we ask?
Mr. Omasuda.
I am a home teacher.
Is that so?
The teacher is a woman.
I see.
Hmm? You can't study like this?
Like bullying a little weird boy.
I can't concentrate on studying like this.
This is exciting.
Disgusting beard.
Well, well, it was a small window, but it was great.
Great.
I did it.
You are better than me at all.
You are great.
Now, Mr. Seki, let's go.
I'm serious.
You only do "assist boss"
Can you do it for a long time?
Yes, I can do it.
Now, what is your goal?
What do you want to ask?
Oh, Ragan, is it like that?
Expose your pervertedness.
Wow, it's pretty hard.
Expose your pervertedness.
I'll aim for it.
- Wow! - Wow!
- That's good! - That's good!
- Eh, what is it? - Now, let's read it out loud.
- Eh, what is it? - Eh, what is it?
- Let's guess.
- Next to it... - Next to it...
- Oh, what is it? - Oh, wait, what is it?
- Scary, scary, it's small. - Oh, wait, what is it?
- Scary, scary, it's small.
- Eh...
- The reaction when you were attacked at a cheating scene!
- Oh, that's good!
- Eh?!
- At a cheating scene...
- Eh, does that mean I'm cheating?
- That's right.
- Difficult!
- Ano-chan, do you have a boyfriend right now?
- I don't.
- Hmm...
- So, if you're cheating...
- Don't eat my face!
- How is it?
- I don't.
- Have you ever cheated?
- I haven't.
- Hmm...
- How is it?
- Eh...
- So, let's say you have a boyfriend right now...
- And you're cheating with someone else.
- The reaction when you were attacked at the scene!
- I want someone to attack me.
- Oh!
- Then our actor Masuda will do it.
- Yeah.
- So, Masuda-san, will you do it?
- So, where is the person who was sleeping with you?
- Oh!
- So, I'm your boyfriend, right?
- Okay, okay.
- So, your cheating partner is Yuuki.
- And your boyfriend is Masuda.
- You don't have to do it like that, Hasebe-san!
- So, Masuda-san, please come in.
- Thank you.
- Hello!
- I'm nervous.
- Well, the meeting ended early...
- Wait a minute!
- Who are you?!
- You!
- What do you mean?
- Who are you?
- Who is "him"?
- You are "him"!
- No! This person is a really good person!
- A person like you?!
- Yes!
- I cheated on you?
- I've been dating you for half a year.
- I...
- No! That's enough! Please go home!
- Huh?!
- Please go home! Please!
- Go home!
I'm sorry, but that's enough!
You're really bad at penalty games!
Thank you very much.
Which penalty game?
Gekidan Kuroi...
No, no, it's not Kuroi's penalty game.
It's Ano's penalty game.
Okay, let's continue, Ano-chan.
Let's go shooting.
Is there something like that?
Yes, of course.
If it's like that, it's "Airnet of Lo".
"Airnet of Lo".
"Airnet of Lo", right?
And I don't have both sides, so I'll miss it.
That was close!
Too bad!
I missed it!
Oh, no!
Okay, then, Uchida-san, thank you for waiting.
Yes.
Let's continue.
Let's do it.
This guy seems to have good grades.
Oh, so...
What are you aiming for?
Wow, what should I do?
But what I personally want to see is...
I want to see how angry he is.
Oh, I see.
You want to see it?
Yes, I do.
I have the image of being pretty angry, but I haven't seen it properly.
I see, I see.
Yes.
So...
Sounds good.
I'd like to aim for it.
The target is medium.
Okay, let's do it.
- Whoa! - Oh, wonderful!
- She's doing a summer gig! - She's doing a summer gig!
- This feels great! - As expected of you!
Now, please get angry at the haters with a smile from the camera's point of view.
Please do so!
Um, haters out there...
Um, while you guys keep slapping me, I work every day and get paid a lot of money...
Um, the mat you guys are slapping is bigger than any of these mats and anyone can hit it with it, so you guys are dead meat!
- Alright! - Awesome!
- Did you hear that, you guys?! - Awesome!
- That's right! - Feels good!
That's great! Oh, my!
- Because you guys are dead meat and we're dead meat too! - That's right!
- Yay! - I... I set it on fire!
That's great! That's hip-hop!
- Well, you know, people say that... - Yeah, people say it, so I'm just saying it.
- That's great! - Hey!
That was a good one!
- Now, Ano-chan! - Oh, me...
What are you aiming for?
I want to see you feel dissatisfied with the world.
- Oh, you want to scream it out loud! - She wants to see you feel dissatisfied with the world!
Here I go!
- Yay! - Oh!
- Yay! - Now, let's see it!
- You're good at this, Ano-chan! - You're good!
- I want to see you feel dissatisfied with the world and scream it out loud! - Yes!
- Now, then, Hasebe-san! - What is it?
Your dissatisfaction with the world.
Hey! You, with your X over there!
Don't say too much of what you like!
You're angry at your anti-fans!
That's what you said earlier!
What's wrong with you?
I've been told "fat, fat, fat, fat" a lot lately.
I've gained about 15kg recently.
I don't like that.
Well, it does hurt a little.
Well, let's not say "fat" and stuff like that.
Okay, next up is the black team's candidate. Who would you like to go for?
I don't have a lot of courage, so I'm sorry.
No, I mean, even if you have good grades, it's best to go for what you like.
Okay, Hasebe, would you like to go for it?
No, I'd like to go for "confession".
Okay, you're aiming for the bottom row, right?
Oh!
She bounced back, but it's okay!
Huh?!
Me?!
"Can't you do it with me?" she says cutely.
Okay, Hano-chan.
Oh, wonderful!
You've come this far.
No...
I'll turn around as soon as I cut through.
I don't like it.
She'll turn around.
Please.
Ah...
This...
No...
Can't you do it with me?
It's okay.
Not at all!
It's okay.
Please turn around.
It's okay.
Seriously, I'd like all of Hano-chan's fans all over the country to thank us.
That's right!
Thank you, Kuroi.
Seriously.
Hano-chan, you say that a lot.
No, I don't say it.
Oh, I see.
It's not the first time you've said it.
Oh.
It's not me.
Thank you very much.
Okay, and we have a notice from Kuroi, right?
Our song "Sesame" is the opening theme.
The original anime "Butchigiri" airs every Saturday at 11 pm.
Please enjoy it with "Sesame".
Will you sing for me?
I won't sing.
What?
Please sing for me!
Sing for me!
No, I'm sorry.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
Then, please go home.
Yes.
Bye-bye.
You won't sing for me, will you?
- There was a gross beard. - There was a gross beard.
- A gross beard. - A gross beard and a gross beard.
- So I'm really glad I didn't get that confession. - Why?
Because you can't confess to a gross beard and a gross beard.
- Well, well, well, but that's a punishment game. - Yeah, I feel like I took a lot of punishments this time.
But you're always so good at this kind of game.
- You were pretty good at it, weren't you? - No, no, it was like one mistake, two mistakes, and I was pretty good at it.
- I think it's a little good. Because you can put a blindfold on your opponent. - Yeah.
- I'm going to slip today. - Are you okay today?
- I'm going to slip with Charumiko-sama today. - Slippery, nice.
- Ano-chan didn't think about it and took a potato. - We both brought our personalities with us.
- It's delicious. - Is it good? - It smells good.
- Seriously, seriously. - Hey, I'm telling you. Hey, hey, hey, what are you sniffing for?
Ano-chan, what are you listening to?
- A podcast for this show. - What kind of show is it?
- I won't tell you. - Why not?