AISubs v3.6
Today, as usual, the broadcast time is early, isn't it?
That's right. It's the end of the year special.
The end of the year special.
That's right.
"Special" means it may be a special guest.
No, that's already "ugly".
Wow.
Because it's special.
Last time you said "special guest" and "ugly" came, so I was disappointed.
Who said it?
I hope it's not that this time.
[Knock knock knock]
Yes.
Come in.
Excuse me.
Oh.
Hello.
Excuse me.
Oh, what are you?
Oh.
I'm scared.
Why do you have a bat?
No, let me just introduce you.
Yes, hello, one, two...
We are Road of Dream!
Nice to meet you.
What did you say?
You're a YouTuber, aren't you?
What did you say?
Shall we do it again?
It's too fast.
One, two...
We are Goat the Top JO1!
Can you hear me?
I can't hear you.
Can you hear me?
What did you say?
Bra Top JO1, right?
Hey, hey, hey!
Yuka!
What is it?
She said "Goat the Top".
Oh.
It's close.
It's not close.
It's not close at all.
And...
What's with the bat?
It's a little...
It's not a gift.
I thought I'd show you my bat.
What?
You have a bat?
Yes.
With what?
With my hand.
Wow!
Did you do karate?
I did.
Oh, that's nice.
I'm going to show you my bat now.
Show me.
I'm scared.
Can I go here?
It's dangerous.
Go back a little.
I'm scared.
Go back a little.
Seriously?
Wait a minute.
Seriously?
I'm scared.
No, no, no, no.
Seriously?
I'm scared of being supported.
Here I go.
Wow, amazing!
Amazing!
Awesome!
Thank you!
This is a present for you, Ano-chan.
I don't want it.
You don't want it?
What are you going to use it for?
Please display it in your room.
I don't want it.
Thank you!
Please have a seat and let us introduce you, Ano- chan.
They are a global boys group formed of 11 people who passed PRODUCE 101 JAPAN.
Since their debut, they have won first place in a single chart for 7 songs in a row.
They will participate in the KOHAKU UTA GASSEN for 2 years in a row.
Thank you!
Is it over?
This is the only information we have.
These three are the main singers.
Vocal team.
The leader is...
I'm the leader.
Anyway, these two teams are...
Tomorrow!
Kouhaku Uta Gassen.
It's tomorrow.
It's tomorrow, right?
It's amazing!
Thank you!
It's your second time, right?
Yes, it is.
It's amazing!
It's your first time, Ano-chan.
It's my first time.
I see.
You are a senior of JO1 in Kouhaku Uta Gassen.
Yes, I am.
Yes, I am a senior of JO1 in Kouhaku Uta Gassen.
No, no.
Do you have any questions, Ano-chan?
I'm curious if you are nervous.
There are many other artists.
We are always eleven people.
So we are quite shy.
You couldn't talk at all.
Yes, we couldn't talk at all with other artists.
I see.
But...
It's not like that.
No.
For example, Goh Hiromi.
Oh, that's nice!
I've been on stage with her once.
Yes, you have.
On another show.
Yes.
But...
It's impossible.
Wow, I see.
Ano-chan, who do you want to talk with at Kouhaku Uta Gassen?
Hmm...
Queen!
Wow!
Queen!
I'm jealous of her.
We won't be able to meet for the rest of our lives.
Yes.
I want to talk with her.
How is it like at the studio?
Yes.
I don't know what we are doing.
But I guess we are great people.
I'm really excited about it.
Are you excited?
Like, "Who is this guy?"
I don't know what we are doing.
I see.
But I guess we are really great people.
More than the number of artists.
Oh, that's tough.
Ano-chan is alone.
I think she must be really lonely.
That's right.
Yes.
If she finds us,
if she comes to us,
as the twelfth member...
I see.
She's blonde, too.
She's surrounded by us.
I'm thinking of taking her in this outfit.
Thank you for saying that.
Oh, you think she'll be your girlfriend?
Yes, she will.
Ano-chan, what do you think?
But I don't know what to say to J.O. One.
Oh, you haven't thought about it yet?
You haven't thought about it yet?
But today,
we will do something that will make Ano-chan and J.O. One get along better.
Let's do it for tomorrow's Kouhaku.
Yes.
So, the first project is...
The Poker Face Grand Prix!
Yes!
Yay!
Well, Kincho-san...
Yes.
You're always cool and you have a strange name called "poker face".
Yes.
What is "poker face"?
Well, members often say that I look like I've killed someone.
That's scary.
I don't know.
I don't intend to make that face myself, but it's common to see me like that in places where I'm concentrating during practice.
This time, Yonashiro and Kono and Ano will compete with Kinjo to see if they can stay poker-faced at all times.
I'm looking forward to it.
It says "challenge a poker face" on the board, so you can choose and challenge from there.
There are various options.
So, who will go first?
I'll go.
Yes.
Yonashiro, will you go?
The challenge for the leader.
I can put a diary in my ear.
Can you stay poker-faced?
Yes.
I usually have a poker face.
I have a poker face.
This is normal.
It's cute, isn't it?
It's a little sexy.
Oh, scary.
You're aiming for it, Kinjo.
Scary.
Amazing.
Then...
Please.
One, two...
No good.
Out.
Out too much.
Not good at all.
Not good at all, leader.
Not good at all.
Yes, no good.
I couldn't stand it.
This is impossible.
Probably impossible.
You want me to kiss you?
Well...
You like it, Kinjo.
You know it.
Yonashiro, let's go with a different one.
Well...
You tickle me with a tickling stick.
Tickling.
I don't get tickled at all.
This and this?
This?
I don't get tickled at all.
Then, let's go.
Let's make it 10 seconds higher.
Ready, start!
Oh!
Wow!
Five...
Four...
Five... Four... Three... Two... One... Stop right there!
Wow! This is okay!
This is okay!
Don't come over here!
Nice!
My nose is itching!
My nose is sneezing!
Well, at least one is a success.
In other words, your ears are weak.
Because my ears died in an instant.
What do you mean "died"?
Okay, next is Kono's turn.
Okay!
Okay, Ano-chan, what's the topic?
It's a massage machine and it's shaking.
Oh, is this it?
Is this a massage machine?
Does that mean you stand on it?
I don't like it.
I'll stand on it.
I don't like it when it's shaking.
I don't like it when my face is shaking.
It's okay, I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Please!
Start!
Out!
Okay.
Wait, already?
Out!
That was fast!
Is this out?
Yes, you're out.
Oh, really?
You're out.
Really?
Too bad.
Well, it's just that your ears are breathing a little more.
That's nice.
The fans will be happy.
Kono-kun, do you have a favorite member?
Favorite member?
Yes.
I don't care if it's him or her.
In that sense.
No, but...
It might be Shou-kun.
Why?
Let's not say it.
I don't know.
His muscles are pretty tough.
He's kind.
That's what I think.
But for now, we want you two to do it.
Yes, we want you to do it.
We want you to do it.
Don't mess up your poker face, okay?
Yes!
We'll do our best.
Okay, then.
One, two, please.
Then...
Please!
One, two...
Oh!
Okay!
You did it!
Amazing!
How was it, Kono-kun?
Um... There were a lot of people.
There were a lot of people in the neighborhood.
There were a lot of people and it was warm.
Amazing!
It was warm.
The warmth of people.
Well, you succeeded in one thing.
You did it!
Ano-chan, would you like to try it too?
Me?
Ano-chan, what do you think about getting a balloon cut in front of you?
This is difficult.
This?
Okay, leader Yonashiro-kun.
Oh, me?
Please represent us.
Okay.
This is really pitiful for me.
What is?
The two of you can breathe and blow on it.
But me...
Tomorrow afternoon, my ears will be cut off and I won't be able to sing.
Your ears are dangerous.
Let's do it on top of your head.
Okay, face forward.
Do a poker face once.
But I was confident.
Really?
Okay, poker face.
This one.
Wow, you did it.
Okay, leader, whenever you're ready.
No!
You did it!
No!
You haven't done it yet!
I thought you were going to do it.
No!
One more time!
Can we do it one more time?
One more time.
One more time?
Okay, please.
You did it.
Go ahead.
No!
You didn't do anything!
No!
Scary!
You didn't do anything!
It's coming!
It's coming.
I can't do it!
You didn't do anything!
One more time.
Can I really do it?
You can't.
You can't!
You can't do it!
Shou, you're too slow.
You're too slow!
One more time.
No!
That's enough.
You're too slow!
That's enough.
You're too slow!
Okay, that's it.
I can't do it.
It's been a while.
I can't do balloons.
Okay.
Okay, so...
Finally...
Yes!
Let's go, Kinjo-san.
Can I?
I'll go into practice mode.
Oh!
This is cool.
I'll go into practice mode.
Balloon! Let's do balloons!
Let's do balloons with three people.
With three people...
Let's see who's bad.
Oh, that's good.
That's scary.
Let's do Russian roulette.
Let's do it.
We might not know even one.
This is really scary.
Okay, so...
Why?
Oh, while riding?
Really?
That's amazing.
That's a lot of pressure.
While riding a massage machine...
That's funny.
That's amazing.
That's funny.
That's funny, but...
You're wearing a lot.
Okay, so...
We don't know which balloon is bad.
We don't know the order or the number of balloons.
Please.
Oh...
I'm sorry!
Wow!
I was a little surprised, but my expression didn't collapse.
Oh, I see.
I was surprised, but...
Wow, wow!
I was really surprised, though.
Your speech.
Do you want to do "kocho-kocho" too?
"Kocho-kocho" too?
Really?
Okay, Shiro-kun and Kono-kun, do "kocho-kocho" too.
Go, go, go!
Wasn't that amazing?
Oh, oh, oh!
Huh?
Oh, you're breathing too.
Oh!
Wow, that's amazing!
That's amazing!
JO1 is a perverted group.
Now that you mention it.
That's it!
So, the Poker Face Grand Prix goes to...
Kinjo-kun!
Wow!
This is...
Thank you!
That's amazing!
Now, let's move on to the next segment!
He's handsome like JO1-san, isn't he?
So, I'd like him to say some cool lines!
I see!
So, the next segment is...
"JO1 Buzzword Challenge"!
Here, Ano-chan will be the director...
and JO1 members will say a buzzword!
I see!
Yes!
So, shall we shoot this in the garden?
In the garden!
So, Ano-san, are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready!
I'll say the buzzword!
You can use any tool you like!
Yes!
Shall we start with Kono-kun?
Oh! Can I?
Yes!
I'd like to go!
Let's start with Kono-kun!
Do your best!
Yes!
Ano-san, what kind of situation should we use?
First of all...
I'll say a buzzword to a friend who's lying down because of a cold!
You're the kind of director I don't like!
I'll say it!
You're the kind of director I used to like!
Director Karatatsu!
You can do it, can't you?
I'll say it!
Maybe you're the best at acting!
I'll say it!
Oh, I see!
He's lying down because of a cold!
So, I'll say a buzzword!
Ready...
Action!
What's wrong?
You don't look well.
Okay.
Do you want me to say a buzzword?
Or...
Do you want me to say a buzzword?
Okay!
Cut!
Bufferin.
Isn't it "buffa"?
Is it "buffarin"?
Was it a little fun?
Hmm... buzz...
Hmm... buzzword...
I have to break the shell more.
Wow, it's hard!
I want to see something I've never seen before.
Do you want me to say it again?
Where is your agency?
The agency is...
Yoshimoto and...
Korea's subsidiary agency, Rapone.
Okay, I'll say it with a laugh.
Because it's Yoshimoto.
Yes, it's Yoshimoto.
You're a tough director.
I don't like this guy.
You don't like it, do you?
In Reiwa's era...
Okay, say a buzzword and...
Get ready...
Action!
What's wrong?
Are you sick?
Do you want me to be Hibito?
Or do you want me to be Buffalo?
Or...
Let's go smoking!
You won!
Let's go smoking!
That's dangerous!
Don't say it!
It's the best!
That's good!
I'm addicted to that director!
Good work! Come again tomorrow!
Nice to meet you.
I did it!
I auditioned for it!
What should we do, director?
Should I say what I said when I won a million yen?
You're happy, right?
You know, I heard you're good at poker.
How good are you at acting?
Can you show me?
You look happy, director.
He's a psychopath director!
You look happy, director.
You're a psychopath director!
This program is brought to you by...
"ATLAST", as you can see.
Does that mean I have to say cool lines?
Yes.
Please make me buzz.
Okay.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
This is amazing.
One word. Ready...
Action!
Ah...
Cough...
Cigarette...
Let's smoke...
You're kidding me.
Cough...
Huh? Oh, he's checking.
Oh...
Cough...
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's go, let's go.
Smokey?
Smokey is here.
I won!
You're also "suen" (smokey)
You didn't take it, did you?
Oh, it was connected.
It was connected.
The story was connected.
I see, I see.
I see, it's a drama.
How about you, Director Ano?
Well, I like the story itself, but...
I don't have that kind of character.
You don't have it.
Well, well, well.
But it has to buzz, so...
At the end, Yona will smoke.
Yes, yes, yes. Let me smoke.
Director Ano, what's the situation like?
One thing you do when you have a new experience.
Oh...
Yes.
One thing you do when you have a new experience...
That's difficult.
Director Ano, what kind of acting do you expect?
Well...
I want him to do something cute.
Something cute.
Dogs and people can only buzz.
I see.
Dogs can't buzz. Oh, no!
I won't ask.
The pressure is high.
Dogs can buzz about anything.
I'm looking forward to it.
Yes, dogs are cute.
I'm looking forward to it.
A word of buzz from a newcomer.
Ready...
Action!
A voice?
Oh, it's cute.
It's cute.
I just got a call from a friend.
He asked me if he could come home now.
Are you okay?
Okay, let me...
Ding dong!
Oh, he's here.
Let's go pick him up.
Gacha!
Oh...
Huh? What's wrong?
Gachi!
What's wrong?
Gachi!
Huh?
I got it right!
It's the friend from before.
It's the third one.
It's a friend's house.
Gachi!
This is it!
This is the real "It's Wonderful World"!
Ah! What is it?
Are you happy, director?
Director, what do you think?
It's the best!
The best? Where?
Yay!
I'm glad!
Was that a puzzle?
No, no, it's already the best!
The three of you connected the stories.
You connected the stories.
You three are wonderful.
What? I'm surprised!
Oh no! I'm surprised!
Yo!
What? I'm surprised!
Oh no! I'm surprised!
Yo!
A friend!
I thought a really weird person came into the TV station!
Tonight's second group of guests are
Mr. Okazaki Taiku!
Hello!
Thank you for having me!
Nice to meet you!
Can you introduce yourselves?
One, two...
We're Go! Go! Jojo!
What?
Hey, stop it!
I couldn't understand a single word of what you said.
I'm sorry.
We'd like to do a little mini-corner with you all.
Yo!
This is Mr. Okazaki Taiku!
What does it mean?
The three of J-o-one who shine brightly
and 34-year-old Mr. Okazaki Taiku
have a decisive difference in their values and actions.
Mr. Okazaki Taiku will be challenged with this quiz.
I'm also shining brightly, but...
What?
You're dirty, aren't you?
Dirty?
Who's dirty?
Okay, here's the first question!
Which of the three is Mr. Okazaki Taiku?
J-o-one who shines brightly,
and the three of you who ate them all,
we'll have you guess which of the three is what Mr. Okazaki Taiku ate.
So, Ano-chan, which do you think it is?
I think it's two.
Why?
It's kind of dirty.
That's rude.
It's a dirty image.
It's dirty, so it's like eating a dog.
J-o-one doesn't seem like it.
It's number two.
Number two?
But maybe number two is the most mannered way of eating it.
He doesn't know what's inside and what's outside of it.
He doesn't know.
On the contrary, he doesn't eat it.
He doesn't know.
He knows!
Wow, what is this?
It's dirty.
It's like solidified ash.
It's like moe kasu.
It's like something you can't eat.
But I think Mr. Okazaki is good at games.
He's good at games.
I think he's good at doing little details.
Which one is the most beautiful?
Number four.
Number four is the most beautiful.
Number four is really beautiful.
I feel like he's a mannered person.
Number one is beautiful, too.
Wait a minute.
There are bones left.
Why aren't there bones?
I wonder why.
Maybe it's because they're all stuck in the spinal cord.
I see.
What time is it now?
No, no, it's just a guess.
Now, with that in mind, please give me the answer.
This saury is Okazaki Taiku, isn't it?
Number four.
The one you said was the most beautiful.
Now, the saury I ate...
is number one!
What a shame!
It was pretty decent.
Who ate number four?
Yes, Kono.
It's Kono.
It's Yoneshiro-san, number two.
It's number three.
You're all wrong!
We're wrong!
What?
Kinjo-kun said it was the dirtiest one.
That's right.
Didn't you say something?
I don't think that's possible.
Don't dig it up. Don't dig it up.
Why?
Now, moving on, question number two.
This song is Okazaki Taiku, isn't it?
We asked the four of you in advance what song you thought was good recently and put it all together on a tablet.
Kono-chan, please take a look.
Okay.
Let's listen to each song.
Fujikaze de Kaero
That's a good song.
It's a good song.
I like it, too.
Let's listen to number two.
I love this song.
It's a group called "i".
Let's listen to number three.
Monkey Magic
"Monkey Magic" by Okazaki Taiku.
You chose your own song because it's too good.
- No, no, no. - It's a good song.
Now, number four.
"Monkey Magic" by Okazaki Taiku.
"Rock with you" by Michael Jackson.
It's your turn.
I don't do weird things like releasing Okazaki Taiku's songs by myself.
I don't think it's weird, but...
Weird things?
I don't think it's weird, but...
What do you think?
There are things like that.
I like "Group Inno" very much,
but Okazaki Taiku's musicality is very similar.
So...
Oh!
Number two, Okazaki Taiku.
Number two, is it correct?
The song I thought was good recently was...
"Love" by Group Inno!
Correct!
Awesome!
You got it right!
I'm a little happy.
Awesome!
I've always liked it and I have all of its CDs,
but it's fun listening to it.
Now, there are only three songs left.
By the way, do you want me to guess?
I'd like you to guess.
"Kaero" by Fujii Kaze is...
Who said that?
I can't think of a name.
I'll get all of you tomorrow in white.
I'll get you all tomorrow in white.
Tomorrow...
Remember it.
But if it's tomorrow, I'll probably forget it again.
Kono said "Fujii Kaze".
Okay, "Okazaki Taekwondo".
This is Yonashiro-san.
Doesn't he look like a great thrower?
He looks like a great thrower.
I've been listening to this for a long time.
I like it.
His way of thinking...
It's an English poem, isn't it?
His way of speaking Japanese
according to it
is amazing.
Thank you.
So, for people who like Joe Wanwan...
Joe Wanwan?
I won't do it again.
Please do it again.
Will people of Joe Wanwan sing for us again today?
This time,
we will perform
a song called "Hideout".
"Sky" is in the movie "Out",
and it's the theme song of that movie.
"Sky" is in the movie "Out", and it's the theme song of that movie.
Please sing in the garden.
Okazaki-san and I...
will...
go...
Go where?
Let's go to the room.
Bye-bye.
Please remember my name.
Who am I?
Please come in.
Excuse me.
What a nice house.
You don't clean up the room?
That's right.
Now, once again,
Okazaki-san, please introduce yourself.
I'm from Kyoto-style Uji-city and I'm 34 years old.
I made my teaser debut in 2016.
I sang a song called "Musician's M.O.V.R.".
My music video became a hot topic.
In other words, my own SNS became a buzzword.
I'm a singer-songwriter who makes the world go wild with something.
That buzzword became a trend.
This is it!
Bringing home three lunch boxes at the end of the shoot, you fatass.
"Fatass," right?
I love lunch boxes.
- You do? - Yeah.
I always bring home one when I'm on location or on TV.
You always bring home three of them? What do you do with them?
I eat one of them that night, and I leave the other two for the next day.
- Wow! - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Did you have lunch boxes today? - No, I didn't.
- Huh? - You didn't?
Yeah, so I thought you didn't have a lot of money.
- Do you have lunch boxes at your school? - Yeah, I do.
Huh? I only got three of them.
- Huh?! - You ate them, didn't you?
- Three of them were for Goa's lunch box. - That's what you wanted me to say.
- If they were too much for you, you can have them. - Oh, I see.
Please bring them home.
This time, we're going to have a fan who loves lunch boxes make the best lunch box for us.
- I can't wait! What's going to happen? - I'm looking forward to it.
Okay, I'm going to put in my lunch box.
- I've got all of the all-star lunch boxes for you. - Yay!
- These are amazing. - Wow!
- I've seen these a lot. - They're magnificent.
Kinbei, Imahan, Aubergine, Kizan Hanten, Tsutaya, Sommies Terry, Popeye, Maisen, Kiyo-ken...
These are the nine legendary lunch boxes.
Today, we're going to choose our favorite side dishes from these popular lunch boxes...
and have a "lunch box draft" where we make the best lunch box.
Oh, I can't wait for the draft!
Taisa and Ano-chan will take their favorite side dishes one by one and fill in the lunch boxes.
- Okay! Rock, paper, scissors! - Rock, paper, scissors!
- Oh! I won. - Yay!
- I'll go first. - Okay!
Okay...
- Why are you doing that, Kinbei? - What's up with you?
- No, no, no! - What's up with you?
I'm going to choose...
- Kinbei's... - Whoa!
- It's macaroni and pepper! - Whoa!
- This is it! - I know!
- This is good. - This is really good.
- With the taste of mayonnaise... - Yeah, I love this.
- Kinbei used to run a fish shop. - Yeah.
- His fish bento became popular... - Yeah.
- And now he has a super popular bento shop where you can get it for lunchtime. - Yeah.
- Here it is. - Okay.
- Wow, nice. - Here's your macaroni and pepper.
Here it is.
- I did it. - You got it.
Ano-chan, please choose one side dish.
- I've decided. - You've decided?
I've decided. I'm going to take this one.
- I'm going to take this one. - Oh!
- "Gindara's Strongest Dipping Sauce"! - Yes!
- Here you go. - Also from Kinbei.
- Kinbei is popular! - Yeah.
- Why is that? - For me, if it's a bento, fish is the best.
- And you went to the place where you put rice in it. - Yeah.
- You like it so much. - I can't eat it.
- You like it so much. - Yeah.
- Here's your second bento, Taiku-san. - Okay.
- The one I'm going to choose is... - Okay.
- "Kizanbento's"... - Oh, this is bad, Ano-chan!
- "Yakiharumaki"! - Oh!
- Ah! - But...
- It's still okay. - I love this one.
- I like "Kizan" too. - Oh, you do?
- I think "Kinbei" and "Kizan" are two of the best. - Oh, really?
Did you know I like "harumaki"?
Huh? I think I like it better.
- It's delicious. - It's crispy.
- Ano-chan, you got "harumaki".
- I got it. - "Draft" is good.
- Ano-chan tried to get it and got it. - Yeah.
- What do you want to eat first? - Oh, yeah.
- Can I choose too? - We'll make it together.
- Really?! Is it okay?! - He's happy.
Yay! I'm happy!
- The one we're choosing is... - Okay.
- "Kizan Hanten" by... - Yeah.
Right, Ano-chan?
- There's something I want in here. - Shrimp chili!
- Yay! - Yay!
- Yay! I wanted to come in second place, too! - That's right.
Right?!
- You like shrimp? - Yeah.
- I'd be happy if it was "Kizan's" shrimp chili. - It's good, isn't it?
- There's already "Kinbei's" silverware and "Kizan's" shrimp chili in there. - Yay!
- It's a sea of shrimp, though. - It's a sea of shrimp.
It's a sea of shrimp.
- Okay, let's go with the third round. - Okay.
The one I'm choosing is...
- "Imahan's" lunch box... - Whoa!
- It's white rice! - What?!
- Rice?! - Rice!
- Imahan's white rice is a complete secret. - Really?!
- Can you see the difference in grains? - Wow!
- So it's not meat? - Of course meat is good, but...
- Imahan's good point is the rice after eating meat. - I love it!
- I love lunch boxes! - I don't know!
- I don't know!
- We got "I don't know!"
- Even if you reheat it, the grains are still there. - Even if you reheat it...
- Don't reheat it, everyone!
- Don't bring it home! - Don't bring it home!
- That's amazing! Imahan's rice is gone! - That's amazing!
- That's amazing! Imahan's rice is gone! - I'm not upset at all.
- Really?! - Yeah.
- By the way... - Yeah?
- How did you start playing music? - They gave out recorders at school.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So...
- I got a little older than everyone around me. - Oh...
- So, when I was in 6th grade... - Oh...
- I got a recorder test to play a song I wrote myself. - Oh...
- When I played it... - Yeah?
- My teacher looked a little upset. - Oh...
- After school, my teacher called me and told me... - Oh...
- "Everyone wrote their own songs, but why did you play a song you already had?" - Huh?!
- "You stole it!" - Huh?!
- My teacher told me that. - Huh?!
- "You're so high-level!" - Oh...
- "You're so high-level!" - Right?
- She must have meant "you're so high-level." - I wonder...
- Huh?! - Poor thing!
She didn't say she had stolen it. She couldn't give it back.
- Huh?! - She cried and lied about stealing it.
- Huh?! - Huh?!
Yeah, and I was so frustrated about it.
- Okay. - She wrote in her graduation album...
- "I want to be a composer." - Wow, that's passionate!
- Huh?! - Wow!
That frustration made me want to become a composer.
By the way, can you play the song you wrote for me on the recorder now?
Yes, I can. It's because of that frustration that I'm carrying the recorder around.
- Wow! - Huh?!
- I'm starting to get a little scared. - Wow!
- You're carrying it around. - I hate it.
- Here I go. - Okay.
- That's the song. - Wow!
- Wow!
- I was in elementary school. - Wow!
- So you're regretting it now, aren't you? - I'm regretting it.
- That you left like that. - I'm regretting it.
- You're looking back on it, aren't you? - I'm glad you're looking back on it.
- I'm looking back on it. - Yeah.
How do you compose songs now?
- For example, when you're taking a bath at home... - Yeah.
- You have shampoo and conditioner in your hands, right? - Yeah.
- The height of it... - Yeah.
- From there, the height of the faucet... - Yeah.
- It looks like a melody line and you can make a song out of it. - Wow!
- You can make a song out of it? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Wow! - For example, if you're in this room...
- Yeah, in this room... - Yeah, if you're in a shelf around here...
- Wow! Amazing, amazing. - Yeah.
- Wow! - Yeah.
- Let's say it started from here. - Yeah.
- Like that. - What does it mean?!
- I'm scared! - Eh?
- Go home! I'm scared! - What was that?!
- Go home! I'm scared! - You're suspicious!
- I'm suspicious! Because I'm alive! - You're so suspicious!
- Eh? - It's before you kill people!
- I'm scared! - While you're singing "hanautadekimoino"...
- "hanautadekimoino"... - What was that?!
- No, but I could make a melody out of it. - You could, right?
- You're a genius! - Yeah, I'm a genius!
- The notes? - Yeah.
- It's simple, but it's difficult. - It's difficult, but it's difficult.
- Yeah, it's difficult.
- The notes? - Yeah.
- It's simple, but it's difficult.
- Yeah. - Eh?
- You win for sure.
- I'm not doing it for music, but I make melodies based on its height. - Oh.
- Of course, I write and compose songs, and I have the image of singing and moving a lot in a live performance. - Yeah, I remember.
- I'm also alone and I sing and move, so I don't have energy. - But it's not like I have energy.
- What are you doing? - I'm cheating.
- Eh? No way! - Yeah. - Eh?
- Do you want to try it? - Yeah. - Yeah.
- I'll turn on the music. - I have the image of moving a lot.
- Guess where I'm cheating. - Where you're cheating.
- Yeah. - Okay, then.
- Music, start! - Okay.
- Oh, you're moving. - Yeah, I'm moving a lot. You're really good. - You're good.
- Eh? - Eh?
- Yes.
- Oh...
- Somehow, not a step is moving.
- Is it correct?
- There!
- Eh, wait, is it like that?
- Is it correct? The lower body is not moving at all.
- I see! - Yes.
- Ah, there was such a hand.
- Later, you were quite unarmed.
- I'm really unarmed.
- Anyway, I move.
- Amazing!
- I run like crazy.
- My stamina is already exhausted.
- You do it, don't you?
- I see. - Will I be forgiven on the spot?
- On the spot...
- That's all.
- So far, you are forgiven.
- Well then, the third turn.
- High school.
- Ano-chan. - Yes.
- What will you choose?
- Maishan's...
- Yes, Maisen's...
- Kinpira Gobu.
- Eh? Shibu...
- I love it. - Eh?
- I wanted this. - Kinpira Gobu, right?
- I like spicy food, so I like spicy food.
- To be honest, you were aiming for Kinpira Gobu.
- Ah, you were aiming for it!
- I was aiming for it!
- I'm a little frustrated.
- It's a good match. - This is...
- Well then, the fourth turn.
- I will choose...
- Kizan-pento's... - Kizan's...
- Ginger roast!
- Ah, yes, yes, yes. - Isn't that good?
- This is good. - It's good, it's good, it's good.
- This is really good.
- It's good, it's good, it's good.
- The taste is a little strong.
- That's right, that's right, that's right.
- I'm sure you can eat more rice.
- Yes, yes, yes.
- It's a famous lineup right now.
- This is amazing right now.
- Well then, Ano-chan.
- Asasaki, go ahead.
- Eh, really?!
- Ero!
- There's also this area.
- Kiyo-ken's...
- Shumai!
- I see!
- How's the shumai?
- I'm happy!
- That's good.
- I like Chinese food.
- That's right.
- I love xiao long bao, shumai, and dumplings.
- Then, can I eat them all?
- Let's eat them all.
- Eh, next is the last one?
- Can I? - Yes.
- You can't. - Why can't I?
- Eh, what about me first? - Well, you're right.
- That's right. I'm always first. - Can I?
- Eh, you're kind. - Fine, then.
- Eh, I'll touch you. - Because I know you want a lot of them.
- Eh? - Ah, I'll take them.
It'd be amazing if you won.
- The one-pack girl who brings home three lunch boxes is... - Girl? You're older than me.
- I like this fried chicken! - Eh?!
- Popeye's fried chicken! - What?!
It tastes like a child's food.
Excuse me, but how is it?
- Ah, it's perfect! - Really?!
- No way! - I did it!
- You're amazing! - I did it!
- Eh? - Wow, you even prepared an episode!
Don't say that! Don't say that!
- I love Popeye's fried chicken. - Why?
- When I appeared in dramas regularly... - Oh.
- I always ate Popeye's fried chicken. - You go out in the morning, don't you?
- And as I ate it, it gradually got used to my body. - I see.
There are days without Popeye's, too.
"Eh, where's Popeye's today?" It's like that.
- It's like an olive. - Yeah, yeah.
- It's like an olive. - It's like an olive.
- It's like an olive in my mind. - Eh?
- I was always looking for Popeye's. - Eh?
- I love Popeye's pickled radish. - Ah, I know!
- Really? - It's a little thick.
I really wanted pickled radish.
What's with that?
- You wanted pickled radish, but you went there to crush me. - Yeah.
- Your personality is scary. - That's right.
- It's a draft, you know. - Now, for the last one!
- Daiku-san. - Yes!
- The one I'll choose is... - Tsutaya's...
- Tsutaya's...
- Omelet! - Wow!
- Eh? - Omelet?!
This is so good!
The saltiness and sweetness are just right.
When I'm eating an omelet like this,
I feel like I'm at home.
- Like you're at home. - Like you're at home.
- What is it? - I feel like I'm in a world
where I made a lot of shiny friends.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
But you know me.
- Yeah. - You know me.
- Like a local friend. - Eh?
- You eat a lot. - Yeah.
- And with that, our bento is complete! - Wow!
- Right? Our strongest bento is complete! - Yes!
- Wait a minute. - Yes?
- You don't have rice, but is it okay? - I don't need it.
Ah! She's a recent one.
- Hahaha! - Diet restriction.
- Diet! - When we go out for bento,
- we pick up this area. - Ah!
- If we really had this, I'd be really happy! - Ah!
- Something you can't get angry about. - I see.
- Then, Mr. Dieter, would you like to try it? - Eh? Is it okay?
- Please, please. - I did it!
- Please eat as much as you want. - Then, I'll eat it. - Yes.
- I'll eat the macaroni and pepper first. - Ah!
- It's my first order. - Yeah.
- I'll eat it. It's delicious! - That's delicious!
- Mmm! The taste is exquisite! - Yeah.
And there's a little bit of sea chicken in it.
The taste of this is irresistible.
Mmm!
Wow!
It's my first time eating rice like this with macaroni and pepper.
That's right!
Mmm! It goes well with it!
- Hahaha! - Kizan, can you eat it too?
- Kizan's ginger roast and... - Mmm!
- Can you eat rice like this? - I can eat rice like this.
It's delicious!
- It's an all-star meal! - It goes well with it.
- It looks fun! - It's the best!
- I'll only eat the fried chicken breast. - Mmm!
- You can eat it, seriously. - I can't.
Because I don't eat it.
- Can you eat it? - Hahaha!
Okay, I'll eat it.
- I don't know what it means, but I'll eat it. - It's a secret, okay?
- I'm sorry! - Thank you!
- Mmm, it's morning. - Popeye's fried chicken, morning flavor.
- Morning flavor. - Then can I eat the pickled radish? - No. - It doesn't matter at all.
- Is it okay? - Pickled radish. Please eat Popeye's pickled radish, too.
- Gold hair suits you, too. - It's delicious! I love it. - Speaking of which, I like this, too.
- Oh, come on! What is it? - What is it? - It's messed up. - What is it?
- Is it shark? - Something like that. - Something like konjac. - The one in the silver cup.
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