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"Kahunshou Tsuraiyo Kenyo"
Season is here.
Sneeze, nosebleed, tears.
Painful faces raise their voices.
Ready, action!
Rain talk!
Tonight is "Kahunshou Tsuraiyo Kenyo".
It's painful.
It's just this season.
It's painful.
I can't stop it.
I can't stop it at all.
"Kahunshou Tsuraiyo Kenyo"
I can't concentrate.
I don't think today's recording will be interesting.
"Kahunshou Tsuraiyo Kenyo"
My skin is weak and allergic.
I have a lot of skin problems.
But I have "kahunshou" all year long.
"Kahunshou Tsuraiyo Kenyo"
You have a lot of skin problems.
Both of my noses have never been pierced.
"Kahunshou Tsuraiyo Kenyo"
If one of my noses is pierced...
"Kahunshou Tsuraiyo Kenyo"
It's like "Sakura the Familiar".
I have "house dust" too.
You have that allergy, too.
Yes, even in my house.
"House dust" is terrible.
Do you open it in your house?
I do it in my house.
I don't open the window to clean the room.
I open the window and go in.
"Kahunshou Tsuraiyo Kenyo"
I have a lot of skin problems.
I was waiting for an opportunity like this.
"Kahunshou Tsuraiyo Kenyo"
"Have you been wearing "sugi" lately?"
"Yes, I have!"
"Sugi" is not often seen on TV.
You, too, Yamamoto!
"No, I don't like it."
Why is it a lot of stuff?
It's not a gathering of people.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm also a comedian, so I know what you're feeling.
That's big.
I'm also old, so I know what you're feeling.
The next person is also a comedian.
But you're sitting here, which means...
It's completely different.
And you're wearing a pair of leggings in front of you.
You!
Mr. Oshizuki!
Why are you wearing leggings?
You're the worst comedian in the world!
You're the worst!
I don't know what "fungicide" means.
I think you've lost a lot of popularity.
You're not that bad, but...
I don't know what it means.
Is that how popular you are?
I'm happy!
I think you know what we're going to talk about.
I don't know what it means.
I feel like I'm a genius.
No, you're not.
I'm really worried about you.
I can't talk to anyone.
And you don't worry about me.
You know what it means, right?
It's not as easy as it is now.
It happens all of a sudden.
If you say "hee-haw," it's a big breath-in for me.
"Hee-haw!"
It's amazing!
Why do you have to hide "hee-haw" in your head?
I didn't put it on my head.
To make my hair look dark, I put pollen on my head.
You're a hero.
I put it in a big place.
By the way, there is a kind of pollen like this.
You know what it is, right?
So...
So-called...
"Sugika-fun."
"Sugika-fun" is...
"Sugika-fun."
- Is "sugika-fun" most common? - I think it's common.
- Well, I'm... "sugi." - "Sugi."
- "Sugi." - That sounds tough.
- I'm "hinoki." - "Hinoki."
- "Sugi." - "Hinoki."
- This... this... like... - "Ineka."
- Before summer, the "Ineka." - "Ineka."
- "Eigojanbu." - "Eigojanbu."
- They're all there. - "Seibeun" is part of it.
- "Butakusa" is soft, too. - "Butakusa."
- It's a改變. - The October "Butakusa" is...
I'll ask you.
It's been in English for a while.
Yes.
But "yomogi" is not used much.
What?
Is there "yomogi" in English?
Wow!
Seiya's "yomogi" is not used much either.
Then I'll join you.
No, no!
You're wrong!
We're having fun!
You're wrong!
We're having fun!
You're going to fall down in a bar!
Please say "sawa" for me.
"yomogi" and "sawa"
Something flies all year round.
That's why it's not used much in English.
For some reason, it's used less in December and January.
Oh, I see.
Oh, but it's not used much.
It's only used twice a year.
"something flies all year round" has an image of spring, everyone.
"butakusa" is used a lot.
It's tough.
Oh, you're right!
But "aki de kafun" is like "you're lying",
but "aki no kafun" is not used much.
We usually think of it as spring.
It's true.
It's not used much in autumn.
And "kosugi san"'s "konoka" is used a lot in spring!
Really?
It's like "butakusa"!
It's used by everyone!
"butakusa" is used a lot!
The moment you accepted "kafunshou"
First of all, you didn't want to accept "kafunshou", did you?
That's where it all started.
This workshop.
When did you start accepting "kafunshou"?
I started accepting "kafunshou" about 5 years ago.
5 years ago?
Recently.
Some people don't accept "kafunshou" for about 5 years.
At first, people accept "kafunshou", but if you say "koshou", it will be said by everyone.
If you say "kafunshou" a lot, it will be said by everyone.
If you say "koshou" a lot, it will be said by everyone.
"Kafunshou" is not "kafun", it is "kosho".
If you say "kosho", it will be said by everyone.
5 years ago, I accepted "kafunshou" and it was the last time I accepted it.
What is that "accept it and then..."
That approach!
The moment you accept it...
"Yes, I said it! Yes, I accepted it!"
It is 5 times harder than before.
You know what I mean, right?
I know!
If you say "go ahead", it will be said by everyone.
Is that even possible?
If you accept it, it will be 5 times harder.
It is true!
How many years?
It is the moment you accept it.
Your body will accept it.
You don't accept it, right?
I won't say anything, but...
If you accept it, it will be said by everyone.
It is your mentality.
I see.
Do you understand?
There is someone who doesn't accept it.
Ogi.
Ogi didn't accept it for a long time.
The day before yesterday.
The day before yesterday?
What?
The day before yesterday, you accepted it?
What's up with you?
Earlier, I said that I had hay fever.
When you say hay fever, March and April are common.
But I only feel it in August and September.
I don't feel it.
I feel it in December, too.
I feel it in October, too.
I feel it in December, too.
I started taking medicine from my husband and it started working in January and February.
What?
It's too late for you to get a conscious symptom?
It's too late.
I see.
I should have taken medicine earlier.
I should have prepared it in advance.
I see.
I have a bad symptom.
I got a sore throat at the end of the year.
A sore throat.
I have a sore throat.
I get a sore throat.
When I have a sore throat, I speak louder than usual.
I see.
Then I couldn't speak.
So I only don't have a fever.
I see.
It's like a symptom of a cold.
I see.
It's like a symptom of a cold.
I only don't have a fever.
It's like a 39-degree cold.
39 degrees is important.
It's normal for me.
No, it's not.
It's normal for you.
39 degrees is the most difficult symptom for me.
You're a politician, so you should take a rest.
Why?
You should take a rest.
It's difficult for you.
I want you to take it more seriously.
I haven't seen you like that.
You look like you're having fun.
I'm doing my best.
You're doing it to match the mood of the week.
You don't have that kind of energy.
You're trying so hard, but you don't have that kind of energy.
That's what you mean.
Comedians' souls win over hay fever.
You don't have to do it anymore.
I don't have to do it anymore.
I only did it at that time.
You only did it at that time.
If you didn't have hay fever, you would have done about eight times more.
No, I'm serious.
Hay fever is performance.
If you get another one, you'll be like this.
Takeyama-san, when did you get it?
I got it about 10 years ago.
Well, I admitted it.
But I couldn't help admitting it.
I was so stuffed that I woke up in the middle of the night.
It happens.
It never happens.
It's a nightmare.
I think I was strangled by Taniguchi Takeyama-san.
I woke up and saw such a dream.
I couldn't breathe.
I see.
So, I took a hot bath and took a shower.
It was a little easier.
I understand.
I thought it was easier.
I took a hot shower.
I couldn't sleep because I was excited.
I couldn't sleep.
You were sleepy.
I was sleepy.
When I started sleeping, I couldn't breathe.
I took a hot bath and took a hot shower.
I couldn't sleep because I was excited.
You couldn't sleep.
"How about this?" said the doctor.
When I took medicine, I was surprised.
I was surprised.
I have to admit it.
My eyes were itchy, too.
I had a scab and the doctor held my eyes.
I couldn't write like this.
Because it flows.
Yeah, if you get hooked, it doesn't hurt anymore, so I watched a lot of dog YouTube.
Dog YouTube.
The one where you bump into things.
The one where you bump into dogs.
Yeah, the one where you bump into things.
Oh, I'm glad you know about it.
I'm pretty cruel, you know.
Oh, I see.
Do you know about the few certificates with lots of injections coming out of them?
I don't know about them.
Not a little.
Only people who fulfill certain conditions are able to get the injections.
Who did get chosen?
Was it only you who got chosen?
I cleared that situation.
What kind of situation is that?
Don't talk about it.
It's not that bad.
Yes, it's bad.
When did you do it?
It was about 25 years ago.
When no one knew that I still had hay fever,
I went to a location with a pen.
It was a fisherman's town with mountains and sea.
My nose was running and I couldn't say anything.
I was filming while crying.
But I didn't know what was going on.
I didn't know why I was crying and sneezing.
Then the cameraman said, "What's going on?"
Did you lose your temper?
Yes, I did.
He told me to take a rest.
I said goodbye and took a rest.
I didn't know I had hay fever,
so I took a rest outside.
I just took a bath with hay.
For one hour.
I took a bath with hay.
When we met again, I was crying.
The cameraman said, "You idiot!"
and told me to go home.
You're lying!
Since then, I've had hay fever.
Five years ago, we couldn't do anything.
We couldn't work.
If you had a nosebleed, you'd have a headache in three seconds.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You just had a nosebleed.
It's really water.
How about you, Eiko?
Since elementary school, my family has been surrounded by cedar in a shrine in the mountains.
But I always took a bath every day.
I knew I had an allergy.
Once I measured it, the average person's allergy level is about 100.
Mine is 11,160.
It's more than 60 times that of the average person.
Is there such a value?
It comes out.
Dogs, cats, adults...
Even plants that I've never heard of.
I'm aware of it.
I call it "morning attack".
When I wake up in the morning...
I can't open my eyes.
I can't open my eyes in the mirror.
I can't stop sneezing the moment I wake up.
I start the day with a nosebleed.
When I feel better, my immune system also gets better.
It's easier to catch a cold.
I have a hay fever and a cold.
It's really hard.
You don't know which one it is.
I don't know what kind of medicine to take.
You say it's hard.
Honestly, it's been like this since I was a kid.
I don't know what a normal body is like.
Your life is longer.
I think it will be difficult in the future.
I am living with him.
It doesn't matter.
I am living with him.
The melody is strange.
I am living with him.
Is he a pollen called "kodukuro" (a type of pollen)?
I think it is "kodukuro" allergy.
"Kodukuro" is not an allergy.
What are you talking about?
I don't have a sexual desire.
You don't?
I don't.
You don't have a sexual desire?
I don't have a sexual desire.
You don't have a sexual desire?
I don't have a sexual desire.
How about you, Seiya?
I'm not interested in Kano-san either.
Since you were little?
My family has a really bad nose.
But my mother has a full-grown beauty.
And a firework park.
And she has a pollen cedar.
She has a nose of a mountain.
A nose of a mountain.
That's amazing.
My father has a small brain.
He has a firework park.
And he has a pollen cedar.
And he has a nose of a mountain.
Your nose is not in good condition today either, Seiya.
No, it's getting better.
So I'm taking medicine.
I'm also getting injections.
You're getting injections.
But since middle school, my eyes don't open in spring and autumn.
But people think I'm sleepy.
I don't like it.
I force myself to laugh like I'm excited.
But when I see Masato Sakai like that, I change my face.
Is Masato Sakai allergic to pollen?
I don't know if it's because of that.
It's not like that.
But doesn't it hurt more than it itches?
It's like a headache.
It hurts here and here.
It hurts my head.
It hurts here and here.
I feel it.
It's pounding and it hurts like a nerve.
But you say "it's hard" too much and you're swallowed up by those words, right?
No, it's not like that.
When you say it, you look very excited and happy.
You look like you're having fun.
It's terrible.
You guys are terrible.
How about you?
I've been having fun since I was little.
I have an allergy.
I came out of the countryside of Niigata.
I became one after I came to Tokyo.
Isn't it strange from a logic point of view?
But you say it a lot, right?
There are two theories.
The so-called countryside and soil absorb it.
And the city is concrete.
Some people say it's always pounding.
Some people say it happened naturally.
But there are two theories.
It's terrible.
Some people say you should do a basic treatment.
For example, you should raise your body temperature and increase your immune system.
But if you raise your body temperature, your skin will itch a lot.
I know.
Right?
I know.
Your blood circulation will improve and you'll itch.
It'll itch.
Then you say it's not good.
Then you say you should run and increase your immune system.
I know.
You run and sweat and go to collect pollen.
You absorb all the pollen.
What should you do?
There's no escape.
Right. There's no escape.
In Tokyo, pollen falls off.
And bacteria eat it and it remains there.
People step on it and cars pass by it.
It becomes finer.
Even more?
Even more.
It becomes finer.
Right.
It's a mask.
Can't you seal it?
You can't seal pollen.
Odayuji is doing it.
It's pollen.
It's different.
When you use pollen on water or receive water, it grows.
It grows.
It's not growing, it's splitting and growing.
It's suppressed on a rainy day, but it doubles and goes at once on a rainy day.
It's really bad.
It's not far away.
Why are you looking it up yourself?
You know your enemy.
You're a fan of pollen.
I'm not a fan of it.
You're like a fan of pollen.
I hate it.
You're a fan of it.
I'm not a fan of it.
You're a fan of it.
I'm not a spy.
You're a fan of pollen.
No, I'm not.
He's Matsue.
Why is Odayuji connected with pollen?
He's Matsue.
How about you, Kumapura?
I'm about 20 years old.
About 15 years ago...
I used to live in a house.
Around the house...
I grew up in a place where there were a lot of grass and pigs.
When I was in elementary school, I wanted to say something cool.
When everyone was eating sweets, I ate the grass around it.
You look like you're good at this.
What are you doing?
You have to agree with me!
Maybe he took it in his body.
Maybe it wasn't good for him.
When he came back to life, his partner told him there was a hospital.
And for the first time in his life, he went to a hospital.
I don't know anything about hospitals.
You don't know anything about hospitals?
He was healing himself!
He didn't know anything about hospitals and lived all his life.
He was a wild man.
He told me that I should go to a hospital.
And he started taking medicine.
But it's like you have to take medicine when you're hungry.
Yes, yes, yes.
So he took it before he went to bed.
But you don't take it when you're hungry, do you?
I don't.
So you don't take it when you're hungry.
You don't take it when you're hungry?
I don't.
What's with you?
You're so cool!
What's with you?
You're so cool!
I don't.
Not even once?
I don't.
You're so cool!
Are you also severely ill?
I was...
When was it?
37 years ago.
Wow!
Since I was 20 years old.
You don't understand me, do you?
I'm a weak person.
But I have hay fever.
He gave me medicine for hay fever.
And he told me to take it.
But I took it because it was dangerous.
And it stopped.
It stopped.
But I admitted it five times.
Every year, every year.
You admitted it five times, but why?
Why?
You just noticed it.
Notice it? If you're frustrated, notice it?
Why am I being taught?
You just didn't notice it. There are times like that, right?
That's right.
No.
What is it?
It's a magazine interview.
Common pollen disease.
I want to know about it.
Please tell me your everyday routine and techniques.
Every year...
Last year, it was multipled.
Every year, every year, last year it was multiplied.
It's like a golf driver.
Right.
Like a gun flying.
If this year's driver flies guns,
I'd have to fly 800 yards to get here.
If we do that math...
It's getting bigger and bigger, isn't it?
It's like that, but every year, every year, the number is increasing.
Isn't it a terrible thing?
It's said this year as well, isn't it?
It's especially bad.
This year, it will be 1.2 times as much as last year.
It's a lot, but...
But how much is it?
The sky is flying in January 8th.
It's early, isn't it?
January 8th, right?
No, I knew it.
Oh, it's early this year.
No, no, no.
The news is late.
That's right.
We can declare the gap earlier.
It's earlier than the weather forecast.
It's early.
Weather forecast?
Weather forecast is early.
Just like last year, we announced it, didn't we?
Is that true?
Last year's number is the most, isn't it?
First of all, if we talk about hay fever now, everyone's noses are itching.
Just by talking about it, my eyes are itching a little now.
You're lying!
No, no, it's like that.
It seems to be like that.
During this period of time, hay fever medicine commercials are often played, right?
At that time, the video of the cedar tree shaking...
Everyone is waiting!
Just looking at it is a sensitive video, isn't it?
That's gross!
You want me to get used to it, don't you?
That's a complex!
It's a complex! Seriously!
In the first place, you don't need that, do you?
I don't need it! I don't need it!
Just by looking at it!
It's about time that the producers understand me and say, "Yosei-san, do you have hay fever?"
You idiot!
Even though you're in a hay fever game, you don't have hay fever, do you?!
It's okay for a hay fever producer to be there!
If you die from an allergy, what will you do?!
What I want the TV station to know is...
Since we don't have an accumulated power, we often do a live broadcast and say, "How do you use this?"
"Please answer in 10 seconds!"
We can't do it in 10 seconds!
We can't do it!
Please answer to that professor!
We don't have that much time!
Later!
It's funny!
It's the same for everyone, but I think it's hard for baseball players too!
Every year, even before the pitch or spring, there are some players who have a severe hay fever!
But they're throwing it quite painfully!
If you can recognize it a little more and...
For example, if you can throw it 5 times and it's a win, right?
A hay fever person can do it 4 times!
They can do it 4 times and it's a win!
A hay fever batter can do it up to 4 times!
That's good!
Seriously!
I can't answer!
Even if you throw it once...
But really, in Akiyama 5-ji, the former western Akiyama prefecture...
They call it "Mr. May".
So in March and April, you can't shoot pollen anymore.
And when pollen is gone, they start shooting it in May.
That's why they call it "Mr. May".
Pollen is not only suitable for outdoor sports, but also for baseball players and soccer players, right?
But even if you grab it a couple of times with your hands...
That's right.
Isn't that good?
But it's hard for golfers, too, right?
Everybody has their mouth open like this with masks on.
I like golf too, so...
Kusham! Kusham! Kusham!
When I say "kusham", it's like "kusham" right here.
So I really...
Helshi! Helshi! Helshi! Helshi! Helshi!
When you watch soccer, it's amazing, right?
It's like the corn plant.
The Korean country is really stupid.
It's not like "heckschun" but more like a combination of "seki" and "heckschun"
It's like "heh-hoh"
It's annoying
"kushami" makes you feel uncomfortable
I thought about it for a while and thought about how I could make it fashionable
"kushami" is not "heckschun"
At first it's like "fashion"
It's like "fashion"
It's not "hackschun" but more like "fashion"
It's like "sekschun"
I don't want you to feel uncomfortable
I don't like "heckschun" or "sekschun"
Not at all
I don't like it
It's like "kushami" when you can't stop "kushami"
You look like you're having fun!
No, it's like you're like "hey world, it's me!"
Turn around, turn around.
You're like a comedian who loves "gobita" songs!
Let's look for it!
It's true, but...
It's like you're holding a bomb and it explodes.
But at the end, you're like, "No way!"
Everyone's trying to run away, but the hero of the bomb is still there!
I tried to stop it once, and then it exploded like a bomb.
My ribs fell off once.
That's amazing!
With a sneeze.
It's a bomb, really.
It really was a bomb.
What action did you do at the time?
At the time of the bomb...
It was "mansion".
It really came out!
It's totally fashionable!
Luxury! Designers!
Designers!
Mansion!
Hey!
When you sneeze, you look like you're having fun!
It's hard, it's hard!
Do you want to do it?
I don't want to do it!
You don't want to do it?!
I don't want to do it!
That's not what this is about!
It's not about sneezing!
What kind of mansion do you want to have?
What do you have?
What mansion?
What do you have when you sneeze?
What are you talking about?
There are various mansions!
This is an action!
It's not about sneezing, it's about…
Yes.
Lion's mansion!
Lion's mansion is a good place.
It's good.
It's a good mansion.
It's a good place.
Lion's mansion is a good place.
You can go there.
Especially when you are eating, you want to sneeze, but when you want to bite your nose,
restaurants don't allow you to bite your nose.
It's not good for your nose.
You are right.
You go to the bathroom, don't you?
When you go to the bathroom, you bite your nose with toilet paper.
You put toilet paper on your nose twice and go home.
Because it's easy to open.
When you don't know where you put it, you take it out of your nose.
I think the way you use tissues is important.
You don't know when you're going to throw away the last tissue.
You don't know when you're going to throw it away.
When you call your friends or lovers at home, you can put a lot of tissues in a trash can.
But you don't want people to think you're weird.
You don't want people to think you're allergic to pollen.
You don't want people to think you're weird.
Do you have children with pollen allergies?
My youngest child is already three years old.
It's been a while since I was three years old.
That's early.
There are a lot of kindergarten children.
Before entering the house, they take off their clothes and go to the bathroom.
That's amazing.
It's a brain.
There's no way it's a brain.
It's like a family restaurant.
It's like a cat roll.
It's hard.
They don't let you in the house.
It's like a special camera.
It's amazing.
I want to see it.
It's scary.
I'm always doing it.
I'm waiting for you.
I'll do it.
I'm waiting for you.
I'll do it for you.
I'm waiting for you in the house.
I think that if you are nervous or in a hurry, you will not get a symptom.
When you start working, you are more relaxed than you are in the dressing room.
But when you go home, you don't get a symptom even though you are at home.
When you relax, you will get a symptom.
Isn't it over for us?
We asked Dr. Ikebukuro to answer this question.
If you are nervous while recording, it is likely that you will not get a symptom.
When you are nervous, your bronchial nerves become active.
Your bronchial nerves contract the blood vessels of your nasal mucosa and suppress your nose sweat and runny nose.
However, it doesn't change if you get used to being nervous when you become a veteran.
You shouldn't get used to it.
What happens when you go to your favorite hostel club?
Your bronchial nerves are very active.
You must be very nervous.
Don't you sneeze or sneeze even once?
I don't sneeze.
I'm nervous.
I've never sneezed like that.
I also get flowers.
Normal flowers make me sneeze a lot.
The person who gave me the flowers didn't make me sneeze.
In front of people who like you and think you're nice...
Is that an elephant?
No, it's not an elephant. It's raw.
Is it an elephant?
It's raw.
Is it plastic?
No, it's not.
Why do you say that?
It's true.
What is it?
Do you have any advice for people who like you and think you're nice?
I've never heard of it.
There's a pollen jar.
I've heard of it.
When you're having a hard time, you can press this joint.
You have to press it really hard.
It hurts, doesn't it?
It hurts a lot.
It hurts.
It hurts so much.
It hurts so much that my nose is watering.
I haven't heard of it.
It doesn't suit you.
There's a syringe that everyone says is curing.
I use it, but it doesn't cure.
But there are people who say it's curing.
That's true.
About three or four years ago, I consulted with a dentist.
I heard that it's good for dental health.
I've heard of it.
The lower part of the tongue is good for dental health.
I put a few drops of liquid in the lower part of the tongue.
I'm good at it.
In my case, I put a few drops of liquid in my tongue.
Then my tongue gets really swollen.
You put pollen in it.
I put pollen in it.
You put pollen in it?
That's right.
It's like an influenza prevention injection.
I don't do that anymore.
It doesn't suit you.
You've been taking pollen for 37 years.
It's strange that you don't have an immune system.
Are you still allergic to pollen?
That's true.
You're still allergic to pollen.
But I was 57 years old.
Until I was about 52 years old...
I've been through a lot over the years...
But for about 5 years...
It's gotten a little better...
Along with your age?
But during that time, something big happened...
During that time...
What could it be?
Something that made you nervous?
You were always nervous?
Something that made you nervous?
But it's true!
It's been a while...
I was really nervous...
But it's true!
Maybe you're right!
I needed that nervousness!
You might be the only one chasing Miyasako-san!
The only one!
I'll try to team up with Miyasako-san!
You might be the only one!
Don't do it!
In the end, you can't tell which one is which, right?
That's how much everyone is suffering.
Isn't it better to take vitamins that you've had for a long time?
It's not a simple thing!
It's not easy!
I'll try it!
It's old enough for me to recommend "Beatles"!
I know it! I know it!
I'm sorry!
Are you taking vitamins?
It's "Beatles", right? I'm taking "Beatles"!
It's not "Beatles"!
It doesn't sound like "Beatles"'s "Beatles"!
It'd be nice if you had hypnosis, right?
Hypnosis?
I'd like you to do hypnosis!
That's mental medicine!
That's right!
It's okay!
I've thought about it!
That's right!
Everyone, don't take any medicine!
Try it!
How is it?
First of all...
Oh! It's coming!
It's coming!
At this moment, you are no longer hypnosis.
How is it?
Can you feel it?
I'm waiting for it!
It's not a lie! It's not a lie!
What? It's not a lie!
He's listening!
What? It's not a lie!
You're not listening, are you?
No, it's not a lie!
He's eating it!
You're mean!
You look like you're having fun!
What is this?
You look like you're not good at sneezing!
You look like you're having fun!
What did you say?
What is it?
You were waiting for it!
Who do you hate?
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If hay fever could be cured...
Don't say that.
If you could cure this painful hay fever,
what would you give as compensation?
If you could cure it, would you drink it perfectly?
That's right.
Can I start with Jin?
Can I? I really thought about it.
I don't have to break a chopstick for the rest of my life.
That's too small!
No, no, no.
I can't break it for the rest of my life.
It's not a compensation.
I thought it was quite stressful.
No, no, no.
You're not good at negotiating.
I'm not good at negotiating?
No, no, no.
I think you're really good at it.
No, no, no.
If you're good at it...
Let's move on to Seiya.
I'm serious about this.
Music.
Yes.
If hay fever could be cured,
I wouldn't be able to listen to music for the rest of my life.
Wow!
Isn't that too much?
That's how hard it is for me.
But, God,
not only me, but all the hay fever in the world will be cured like this.
How is it?
Get rid of it.
This is quite difficult.
How about you, God?
No, it's only hay fever for you.
It's impossible.
No, but no matter how good Mrs. Royd's new song is,
I'm a man who has lost hay fever from all over the world,
so I can't enjoy music anymore.
No matter how good Mrs. Royd's new song is...
Yes.
Mrs. Royd is a hay fever.
She's always been Mrs. Royd.
She's been like that for decades.
I don't think Mrs. Royd's song is a new song.
It's a competition against competition.
Me?
If it could be cured...
I wouldn't be able to listen to music for the rest of my life.
What?
This is bad.
If you can't turn left, you're in trouble.
First of all, I can't go out in the morning today.
Because I have to turn left.
When you go out in the morning, you have to turn left.
That's right.
Walk, turn right, go down the hill...
But what do you do when you're in the left lane?
You have to go left.
Get out of the car...
What?
Turn right, turn right, turn right...
What do you do with the car?
You leave it there, don't you?
You leave the car there, don't you?
Turn right, turn right...
Like this.
But the left lane doesn't change, does it?
What do you do?
Apologize first...
Apologize for what?
You can't do that.
You're in trouble.
How about you, Yamamoto?
There are a lot of women in the audience.
Again?
I'm...
Yes.
I won't...
do it alone.
That's too much.
Does that mean you'll go to the store?
You won't do it alone?
You can do it alone.
Is it okay for you two?
It's okay for you two, right?
But in the end, it's a declaration that you'll do it alone.
It's a declaration.
Don't say it in reverse.
You'll do it alone, right?
He's nervous and standing still.
How about you, Kumapro?
If I really don't have hay fever,
I can quit shoes.
Can you quit shoes?
Can you take off your shoes?
It's really hard for me to take off my shoes.
In winter?
In winter, it's okay.
You can also go hiking.
If you can't sneeze, you can also wear socks.
You can wear socks, but...
But only socks?
If you wear thick socks...
What is Waribashi saying?
What are you saying?
What is Waribashi saying?
What is Waribashi saying? Think about it!
Do you want to go to Yahagi?
I haven't said anything yet.
Go ahead and say it!
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Wallace, Yosuo, Derby.
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Do you want to go to Yahagi?
I've never been there.
Just say it.
I'll shave my armpit hair.
You can do it, right?
Are you sure you can do it?
You can do it, right?
Do you think you can do it?
I can't do it.
I have money.
I have friends.
Shave armpit hair means...
You've been watching this show, haven't you?
I've become a colleague of yours.
No, you haven't!
Wait, wait, wait!
You're the one who asks me questions and I'm the one who answers you!
No, I don't answer you anymore.
Answer me!
I don't answer you anymore.
You should answer me!
I only talk to you when we meet.
I don't talk to you on the phone.
That's enough!
You're a zombie!
Well, Takeyama-san!
Yes?
Takeyama-san's GPS has been released.
What? Finally?
Yes.
It's still working?
You don't have to know where Takeyama-san is anymore!
You're a zombie!
If you're a zombie, you were at Sunshine 60 before the show today!
Thank him!
He's an adult now!
He's a zombie!
On Fridays, he usually goes to Detective Night Scoop in Osaka!
That's right!
Takeyama-san's photo was taken at incredible speed when he was on the Shinkansen!
I can't see it anymore!
It's so painful!
I want to fix my red windbreaker!
I don't think you can fix it at all!
By the way, what about you, Hotaru-san?
I also bought a windbreaker!
It's not a big deal!
I'm sorry, but only people who like golf know about this!
Golf?!
Do you play golf there?
I really love golf!
That's bad, Hotaru-san!
It's really unexpected!
If you're going to fix it, don't use "utility" in golf anymore!
That's scary!
It's different!
It's better than this!
You're lying!
You don't use "utility" anymore!
It's better than this!
You're lying!
I don't know much about golf, but if I had to choose one, which one would it be?
It's the same as the windbreaker!
How about you, Kosugi-san?
What?
How about you, Kosugi-san?
If you don't fix it...
Some people will fix it next year!
That's right, it's sudden!
Listen to their pain!
If you don't fix it...
From now on...
You won't eat soba!
Why do you like soba so much?
Don't you like it? Do you like soba?
Out of all noodles, it's not my favorite.
You can't compare it with ramen!
Please say it's ramen!
It's not ringing, so why don't you say it's ramen?
Then, it's tsukemen! (pickled noodles)
No, I'm pretending to be handsome.
I'm nervous! I'm nervous! Please don't do that!
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I didn't realize it until I put on my sunglasses!
New members have joined in, and each of them are full of girl power!
I don't remember.
Cut it out!
Don't call me sister!
I won't lose!
Please give me the fifth one!
A heart-wrenching situation!
Next week, female actresses' entertainment show 2025!