AISubs v3.8.2
One, two, three!
A limited club, two-way entertainment!
I want you to know this pain and suffering!
The members who have experienced it with their bodies are delighted!
Aiming for a long-term distribution...
Ametoooooooonku! Club!
In Hamagira, five people with bombs in their legs have been buried!
Hello!
Well, you've come this far!
Yes!
It's a two-way entertainment!
Yes!
It's a small place...
It's a small place and it's a club...
Well, but...
"Two-way", "two-way" is something we hear a lot...
Yes!
Well...
But...
It's tough, isn't it?
It's tough!
Yes!
So, we're not here to make fun of you...
We're here for your attention!
That's right!
That's how we feel!
But for those of you who are watching this broadcast...
Yes!
I think you should be grateful for that!
No, it's true!
It's true!
Well...
Of course you know what we should be careful of, right?
We know what we should be careful of!
You know what you should be careful of!
Yes!
That's right!
Yes!
You know what you should be careful of and you repeat the broadcast over and over again...
It's the most "two-way" pattern you can have, right?
I wonder what it is...
Yamauchi, you're on our side...
Yamauchi, you're...
Well, I think it's true that I don't drink alcohol...
I've never been "two-way", of course...
But...
Does alcohol have anything to do with it?
Does it have anything to do with it?
But I became "two-way" just by eating, so I don't eat at all...
That's amazing!
Don't you drink alcohol?
I'm "two-way" only by eating!
What?!
I don't know why!
I didn't know there was such a pattern...
It's not just about alcohol...
It's not about "needs", but...
We uploaded a "two-way" video of us going to the beach on YouTube...
It has the highest number of views ever recorded in the history of YouTube.
- Really? - I didn't know that.
So, what does it mean? Are you interested in it?
My dad watches "two-way" a lot.
But he watched that video ten times.
- He likes it too much. - He likes it too much.
So, people who watch it watch it.
And people who don't watch it don't watch it.
So, people like me are interested in it.
- I'm curious about it. - The age group of people who watch that video...
is completely different from usual.
Older people are more likely to watch it.
Men in their 40s and 50s are more likely to watch it.
- At first glance, it looks like it's a lot of "two-way". - It's a lot.
- It looks like it's a lot of "two-way". - In Hawaii, people say "I'm thin now", right?
- In Yamauchi. - That's right.
When I was born, I weighed about 90 kilograms.
- It was when you were the fattest in Hawaii. - Yes.
So, it's "two-way" after all.
- Yes. - It means that there are foods...
- I don't know if there are such things. - Well...
- Food habits that you don't do... - Yes.
- can be a cause of it. - Yes.
- I'm talking like a leader, but... - Yes.
- I think each "two-way" has its own style. - Style?
- That's right. - Yes.
- I think each "two-way" has its own way of being born. - I see.
- I hope you find "two-way" that suits you. - That's right.
All I can say is...
- No one is strict with themselves. - No one is.
- Everyone is strict with themselves. - I can't say anything sweet.
All I can say is...
- Everyone is connected. - Yes.
- I'm sure of it. - Not many groups are like you.
- But "two-way" was born last year and I quit drinking beer. - Last year?
- It was last year. - Last year?
- Roo...Rookie, right? - Yes.
- Roo...Rookie. - Roo...Rookie.
- He's a newbie. - Yes.
"Two-way" is over once it's born.
And "two-way" doesn't heal once it's born.
- It's forever friends. - It's forever.
- If "two-way" was born earlier, - Yes.
- we could have stopped it before last year. - I see.
- We could have stopped "two-way". - "Two-way" is...
- Will you have "two-way" for the rest of your life? - Yes, I will have "two-way" for the rest of my life.
- Oh, you will have "two-way" for the rest of your life! - Yes.
Once I'm out of "two-way", it's very easy for me to have "two-way" again.
I see.
- I'd like you to study about it. - That's right.
- Yes! - Yes!
- How does "two-way" feel like? - Yes, yes!
- I see! - Yes!
- Well, I'll ask you about "two-way" and "two-way" - Yes, yes!
- Can you tell me about "two-way" from Hamaie? - Yes!
- Your enthusiasm today is a little different from usual, isn't it? - No, I'm serious. Tell me about it!
- I'm asking you because I want you to try "two-way". - No, it's a lesson for me!
- I first said it when I was 39 years old, but when I was 28 years old, I said "two-way" for the first time. - 11 years ago!
- And I drank alcohol every day. - Alcohol...
- Really, one day... - Yes.
- If I say it with a can of beer, I drank 10 cans of beer and 15 cans of beer. - What?!
- 500 cans of beer! - 500 cans of beer?!
- And I only drank beer! - Every day!
- That's too much! - Yes.
- And one day, my right knee... I had a knee injury at first. - From the knee...
- I had a knee injury. - From the knee...
- And it hurt so much, but that day, by chance... - Yes.
- The seniors of Tomizu Masa and others in Osaka had a dinner party with Chairman Osaki. - Yes.
- It was a day when some young people called me like, "Come on, guys!" - Yes.
- So I had a drink party with Chairman Osaki... - Yes.
- And it hurt so much that I had to retire. - What?!
- I was at the party with Mr. Osaki. - Yes.
- My knee kept hurting and my face turned blue and white. - What?!
- And I vomited for the last time. - No...
- Because of the pain... - Because of the pain...
- It wasn't because of the alcohol... - It wasn't because of the alcohol...
- But, well, well, well... - It's possible.
- It hurt so much... - It's possible.
- There's no pain or vomit at all. - There's no pain or vomit at all.
- I don't know, but like...
- The feeling of being stabbed with a needle... - Wow...
- The pain... - Wow...
- I feel it too... - What kind of pain is it?
- For me... - Yes?
For example, you know when you do a headstand, right?
If you do a headstand and you bend in a certain direction, you'll feel a "ping" and it'll hurt, right?
It feels like you've been doing that for 24 hours.
- In a painful direction. - Seriously?!
So, no matter what posture you take, the pain won't go away. There's no comfortable posture.
- That suddenly came to you? - That suddenly came to me and I didn't understand it.
At that time, I didn't even think of it as a fluke.
The next day, I had work to do, so I went and happened to do all of the judo techniques that day.
- Again, it came to you? - Wow, that's tiring!
- It's impossible! - It's impossible!
- It's impossible to do judo with a fluke! - Impossible, impossible!
So, I was supposed to receive half of them.
But, really, Yamauchi received all of them.
No, Hamaie wrapped me in a tape.
- So, I probably thought it was a fluke-type pain. - Ah, I see, I see.
Like you twisted or something like that.
- So, in that state, it's impossible, right? - Yeah, yeah.
"Since it's like an injury, I'll do it for you."
There were hundreds of judo techniques.
All of them were done by a judoka.
So, I realized it was a fluke and said, "Isn't it your own fault?!"
"Isn't it your own fault for drinking too much?"
So, I went to the hospital.
I didn't think it was a fluke, but I did a blood test to see if it was a fluke.
At that time, the fluke was said to be at its limit at 7.
- 7 is the limit? - Yes.
If it's past 7, it doesn't matter if it's a fluke.
- But at that time, it was 11. - Wow, it's completely low.
So, I thought it was definitely a fluke.
"Huh? Am I a fluke?"
At 28, for the first time...
- At that time, your mother went to ask for results. - Yes, yes, yes.
- So, what happened? - We had an NHK show race that day.
And we had to go to the show race, so we didn't have time to ask for results.
So, your mother went to ask for results for a blood test instead.
So, before the show race, you got a call from your mother and asked for results, right?
You panicked and said something to your mother.
"What do you mean?"
"What am I supposed to say from now on?"
You kept saying that with a miserable face.
I feel bad for your mother.
And there's one more complicated one.
I was wearing a punch perm to go out for a movie.
I was wearing a punch perm and said to my mother, "What's going on?"
And then I fell asleep.
I was like, "What the hell is wrong with him?"
And I was dragging my legs.
I see.
I was born in 1928.
As you said, there are only people who are not lazy.
But I'm not lazy at all.
When people feel such pain, they try to avoid it.
But I didn't avoid it at all.
For 11 years, I went out about twice a year.
I think I went out about 10 or 15 times a year.
When you go out about 10 or 15 times a year, do you feel the pain in your knees again?
Yes, I do.
The more times I go out about, the more pain I feel.
I'm scared.
I'm the one who goes out about the most.
I'm not saying anything weird.
I'm the one who goes out about the most.
I don't know what you mean.
I have a picture of me going out about.
Wow!
This is amazing.
What do you mean?
My left ankle is swollen.
Wow!
Your left ankle is swollen, isn't it?
Yes.
The picture on the right is my thumb joint.
I see.
This is where I go out about.
The color of your ankle has changed.
That's right.
People say that you only go out about one side of your ankle.
For example, if you have a pain in your left ankle, you only go out about one side of your ankle.
That's because, theoretically it's not proven, but if you go out with both feet, you can't walk.
That's kind of you.
Oh, you're thinking of me.
It's your last chance.
Humans do it one way.
Oh, you're doing it for me.
But I've gone out with my right foot, both feet and knees.
Wow, I've never heard of it.
Five places.
That's bad. You can't walk.
I couldn't walk.
At that time, I lived like this only with my left and right feet, but my arms became chubby.
All of it is left and right.
It's not useful.
My arms became chubby.
Does that pain go away in about two or three days?
It depends on the time of day, but sometimes it lasts for a week or ten days.
Does it mean that it comes back again when it goes away?
"ツーフー" means "pain" even if it's blown by the wind, but it's like a sudden pain like a wind and it goes away like a wind.
Oh, it goes away.
Sometimes I forget the pain and drink it again.
Sometimes you get carried away and drink it again.
But I had a very long run of about two months.
For two months?
Two months.
The first four days are when it explodes, but it hurts for about two months.
After all, the root of the pain remains.
The core.
It doesn't go away anymore.
I have to keep it with me for the rest of my life.
Even now, I can somehow feel it here.
When did you first become?
First of all, I'm a drinker.
After all, it's the same pattern as Hamae.
It's a pattern, but do you know who is the strongest drinker in mankind now?
What?
It's me.
What? Really?
This is definitely me.
Humanity?
Humanity.
Humanity is amazing.
So you don't get drunk?
I don't get drunk that much.
Even if you drink a lot, you don't vomit that much, right?
Even if I drink a lot...
I've been to Akebono-san and Ibaragi-san's snack bar with two people.
What's going on?
Akebono-san said that you can't beat me.
What?
Yes.
Akebono-san...
Akebono-san and then Kiyohara-san.
I've been to Kiyohara-san and Ibaragi-san's snack bar with two people.
What kind of two people?
I've never seen anyone stronger than you.
Really?
Yes.
Kiyohara-san is strong too, right?
Kiyohara-san wasn't that strong for me.
How much did you drink in one night?
In one night...
I drank about two and a half tequilas.
What?
Did you drink two and a half tequilas?
I drank 106 shots.
What?
What do you mean?
How was it like?
At that time, I thought I was pretty drunk.
But do you know yourself?
Yes, I do.
Isn't tequila special?
In Italy, there was a little competition to see who was the strongest.
I participated in it.
There were about 400 people.
There is an Italian appetizer called "camparino rock" or "wine" or "limoncello".
I was treated to it three times and drank it.
Four hours later, I realized that there were two Italians who were 2 meters and 13 centimeters tall, an old lady from Hong Kong and me.
Are you kidding me?
We all fell down.
That's how much I drank.
I'm getting interested in that.
I'm more interested in that.
Other than the wine episode, it's too special for me.
Kiyohara-san and Akebono-san...
If you were in Italy...
At the Italian alcohol competition...
You were in good shape.
Yes, I was.
What about here?
When I woke up in the morning...
I had a headache.
While you were sleeping...
You felt like you wanted to wake up.
It was like that for me too.
I had a dream of becoming a professional baseball player.
I scored a pitcher in Rakuten.
I hit a batter's box.
I hit a home run.
My home run hurt and I jumped up.
I thought, "What is this pain?" and I had a headache.
That's how it started.
I had a dream of becoming a professional baseball player.
But you didn't know about the pain at first.
Not everyone knows about it.
I touched it for the first time.
It wasn't broken.
I didn't know about the pain.
I didn't know where it was.
How many years ago was it?
It was about two and a half years ago.
Two and a half years ago.
It was in the middle of COVID-19.
I was on self-restraint.
I wanted to go to a hospital.
But I couldn't go anywhere.
I see.
I was on self-restraint for three days.
You were patient.
I couldn't even walk in the house.
I had to eat.
I asked for Uber Eats.
They brought me to my room for the first time.
Because you couldn't go in?
I couldn't go in.
I gave him a 100% tip for the first time.
He gave you a 100% tip for the first time.
It was the same price as Uber Eats.
That's amazing.
How about you, MANABUWA?
It exploded about a year ago.
Until then, I had 350 cans of beer every day.
I had 15 to 20 cans of beer every night.
That's amazing.
I drank beer.
I like to put natto on top of kappa-yaki soba.
Natto.
I looked it up and they said natto wasn't good anymore.
And on that day, we had a location shoot in Tochigi.
And we ate levanilla there.
And it exploded that night.
And we had beer, natto, and Tochigi for dinner.
And that's how it all started.
And it's been like that for a month now.
So you take medicine every day for about a month.
And we had to go to work for a month.
You're wearing a suit for this event, right?
Yeah, I'm wearing a suit.
If you go like this, you'll definitely want to wear leather shoes.
Well, you're right.
But you don't wear leather shoes anymore.
Because it's sunny?
Because it's sunny.
Is it sunny up ahead?
If you look closely, your right foot is a little higher than your left foot.
Is that so?
That's right, that's right, that's right.
Is it around your ankle?
It's not my ankle. It's the base of my right thumb.
Everyone says it's there.
It's here.
They say it's there a lot, don't they?
That's right, that's right.
It's narrow there.
Oh, that's right.
It's easy to get there.
It's like a cannonball that's been hitting you for a long time.
No way!
Yes, it's not sharp, it's like a wide area that's been hitting you little by little.
Is that it? Just that one month?
No, now it's like "jwa" sometimes.
"jwa" is like, "oh, it's coming, it's coming."
If you go any further than that, you'll say, "I'm coming."
"I'm coming, I'm coming."
"Are you okay?"
Are you okay with me asking you that?
"Oh, you're going to have another drink, right?"
"Are you okay?"
Are you drinking?
Yes, I've been drinking beer with zero printout from 15 to 20 years old.
You do drink!
And only cup yakisoba.
For a couple, it's not good to say "printout," right?
That's right, that's right, that's right.
But alcohol isn't very good, is it?
It's not good, right?
Oh, that's right.
So you don't know if it's that bad because you don't have a printout?
That's right.
So I'm asking you if you're okay now.
If you say "are you okay?"
If you say "yes", I'll go right away.
I hope you say it.
If you say "no" and say "I'll go", will you go?
I won't drink anymore.
You're stopping there.
Is it that scary?
It's scary. It's really hell.
You're saying you won't drink anymore?
No, I won't stop at all.
If it's scary, I won't stop at all.
That's right.
Why are you trying to attack the last line?
If you look up the cause of the headache,
first of all, it's because of the printing.
The letters of the alcohol are a little thin.
The printing is thick, so I hope there is no printing.
I want alcohol.
Is there a little sweetness?
That's right.
What about you, Sekiwa?
I only went out once.
I didn't go out twice or three times.
Because when I went out for the first time, it hurt so much
that I wanted to bite my tongue the next time I went out.
Did it hurt?
Yes.
Since then, I've been drinking medicine and drinking beer,
and I've been drinking water many times more than that.
Oh, I see.
I'm putting up with it for the time being.
I see, I see.
That's great.
If you drink a lot of water, you'll get better.
Yes.
The more I asked everyone, the more I probably didn't drink beer.
The work on the day I went out was like this.
Well, it's a location, but it's about one meter away.
The person who took the longest time to walk had a job like a championship.
What kind of job?
It's like you have to do it for about 20 minutes without stopping for about one meter.
I've been doing it from noon to evening for about six hours without stopping and failing.
Wow, it's hard.
Didn't you go out?
I didn't go out at the time.
It's like the "sua sua" that Manabu says.
The "gawa gawa" that he says is like a finger flick.
It's a different kind of feeling than usual.
And when I got home from work and was sleeping,
I suddenly got a pain.
Oh, with that thumb.
At first I thought it was a broken bone.
All day long.
Oh, I see.
It's already moving like that.
I looked it up and it wasn't like that.
However...
It's not good to work out.
That's right.
It's not good to use heavy force like this.
It seems like it will explode like this.
In short, he was receiving 100kg of weight all day here while working out.
Yes, yes, yes.
It came out at once.
That's not the case.
The pain is...
In my sense, there are all kinds of pain.
The pain of cutting, the pain of hitting, and the pain of being attacked with all the weapons of Monster Hunter.
There is a pain like being attacked with all kinds of weapons.
Wow, it's amazing.
It's all in one place, only the pain.
In my image, it's like I'm stepping on a big guy like me all the time.
This pain called "don-tsu".
It's really painful.
No, that's...
I think I'll keep drinking medicine all the time.
Do you keep drinking medicine all the time?
Basically, I brought it with me for a while.
Huh?
For the time being, I drink medicine like "tsufu".
Oh, that kind of medicine.
Yes.
This is enough for me to die in a week.
What is that medicine?
This is like a blood liquid fish capsule.
Omega-3.
Is it for lowering uric acid levels?
This is not for lowering uric acid levels, but for making blood liquid smoother.
I see.
Yes.
And if you want to lower uric acid levels...
Is this Amethoque?
Yes.
He's giving out medicine.
He's giving it out because of stress.
I thought I'd give it out because of the stress of recording.
So, I gave it out today.
It's not strange for this member to give it out anytime.
Is it fabric?
This is podland.
Podland.
There are various kinds of it.
Yes.
People of "tsufu" drink various kinds of medicine.
They get excited in conversations like "what are you drinking?"
Does it mean that there are various kinds of medicine for lowering uric acid levels?
Yes.
Thank you.
Is there a strong and weak version of it?
Is there something like a new model?
There is such a thing.
There is something called topirolic, which lowers the weakest uric acid level.
There are various things like xyloric and febric.
This is the one that suppresses the production of uric acid.
So, for those who make too much uric acid, it is that one.
And for those who make a body that cannot produce well, it is a medicine for easy production.
There is such a thing.
You are much better at explaining than the teacher I'm talking about.
When you are about to get a pain, or when you get a tingling sensation, there is a medicine called colchitin.
When you drink colchitin, it is like a chirasu.
However, it does not lower uric acid levels.
So, it is not a fundamental solution.
I would like you to be careful about it.
I will be careful.
I think you have understood it now.
He is studying a lot about it.
It was amazing.
It makes you want to study it, doesn't it?
You have got information and understood how it works.
From my point of view, you should not drink it.
That's all you should do.
There is such a thing.
It is the same.
There is a theory that colchitin is more common in the body than in the mouth.
I see.
When I heard it, I thought it had nothing to do with it and started drinking it.
But you were drinking it.
I hope it gets better.
It is getting sweeter and sweeter.
I don't agree with it.
It happens when you are on a diet.
I was thinking of losing weight and started kickboxing.
When I started it, I started having a headache the next day.
You shouldn't drink it violently.
I think it is because you are drinking it hard and you have too much water.
You have not had enough water and your uric acid levels are high.
I think there is a reason for it.
And you are heavy.
You can't do it suddenly.
You can't do it little by little, but let's ask you, too.
I was in the same sex as my girlfriend about two and a half years ago.
I was dumped and left.
But I was shocked.
Unlike you, I don't drink at all.
I only ate rice.
She smoked cigarettes like a former detective.
You know it.
You are alone at night.
I only had a cigarette in my mouth.
I ate a lot of food.
One day, I felt a lot of pain on the outside.
It hurts inside.
I heard that this is often the case with two-footed people.
I made a mistake and went to a thoracic surgeon.
I don't think it's two-footed.
Do you think it's broken or misunderstood?
I thought it was wrinkled and said, "Oh, you probably did it."
It's only wrinkled, so if you take a bath and massage it well today, it will heal soon.
It's the worst.
That's right.
What you shouldn't do with two-footed is warming up and massaging.
I did both.
On that day, I exploded and my thumb hurt.
But I couldn't stand up the next day.
I was in danger.
I didn't know what to do.
But the pain of two-footed was so great that I forgot about her chest pain at all.
What are you talking about?
She said, "Teacher, I was lower than two-footed."
It's definitely more painful with two-footed.
It's only lower than two-footed.
I tried to go to the hospital because of COVID-19.
The hospital was very crowded.
But I couldn't stand the pain and said, "What should I do?"
I said, "Two-footed, please help me."
I was blown away and guided me early.
Then my teacher, who is about twice as fat as me, was waiting for me and said, "Two-footed should do something."
That teacher is also a two-footed.
"Is there a two-footed kid coming? Hurry up and let me through."
"I don't know."
"That's right. You're in first place. Wow, you're amazing. You're over 10 years old."
"Okay, I'll give you a strong one. You can't drink this yet."
"Drink it to stop the pain, and when the pain is gone, you can drink it."
He said that and taught me.
He's kind, isn't he?
That's right, that's right.
So I followed the teacher's instructions and the pain peaked about four days later.
Did it settle down?
No, I took another bite and ate it again.
When I finished eating it, I knew I had a headache.
"Two-footed"
I have an image of "two-footed" like "Mehra's girlfriend."
It's like "Mehra's girlfriend" got a little angry and came to my room.
"Oh, no, she's coming, she's coming."
It's like "two-footed" came to my room.
"Oh, no, oh, no," and then the next day, I couldn't make it even if I drank a lot of water.
In the morning, my fingers hurt and I went back to the teacher again.
It's too late for you to go.
"Two-footed" is common!
It's common, isn't it?
Well, basically, there are a lot of "bad people," "lazy people," "lazy eating habits," and "impertinent people."
There was a time when I was still learning like Anthony
but when he said
"I drank a lot of alcohol," it seemed like he was a little good at it, didn't it?
I know.
At that time I was really drinking about 20 cups and saying
"It was really useless," but there are a lot of people who drink a little and take a mound.
Because you were signing autographs in Italy and saying things like that.
That's right, that's right.
Manabu-san was also saying "ten to fifteen" pretty fast, wasn't he?
He was really tense.
I still think it's cool.
Because you drink a lot?
I don't think it's cool or anything like that.
Also, I'm afraid of the end of the year because of lack of sleep or the age gap increasing.
I see.
I'm really focused on that.
It's easy for you to get out of it.
It's really easy for me to get out of it.
Basically, I get out of it at the end of the year.
When you're tired.
When you're tired, you can get out of it.
I eat delicious food on New Year's Day, too.
I heard that there is a printer for one raw egg like kazunoko.
I see.
Is that true?
But Mr. Seki, you don't have to worry about it.
The number of printers is actually low.
Is that so?
I thought it was expensive.
They say one raw egg, but apparently it's not like that.
Kazunoko, you can rest assured.
Thank you very much.
How much is it?
I don't know.
For example, it's about 100g.
I don't know if it's a lot, but you don't eat 100g, do you?
There's a theory that it doesn't matter.
I cling to it and eat it a lot.
Don't eat it.
It's being broadcast.
Don't eat it.
What?
Don't eat it.
So you don't eat raw eggs, do you?
That's what I say and it's broadcast regularly.
He appeared on the first comedy show of the New Year with Matsubaze once.
I couldn't laugh.
No one laughed.
I couldn't laugh.
No one laughed.
And you don't know when to take medicine, do you?
That's true.
I think I'll take it if it hurts.
There's something you should drink once a day.
It's common for urine to suddenly increase, but it's also common for it to decrease.
It's not good.
It doesn't work.
That's right.
There was a time when I started drinking it once and it came out.
That's why I don't know when to start taking medicine.
That's difficult.
They say you should lose weight, but you shouldn't exercise too much.
What should I do?
It's over.
Yes, I'm tired of it.
It's really difficult.
I can't get motivated.
You can't go to the sauna either.
That's right, the sauna.
You can't go because you have a cold.
I want to go because I don't have a cold.
I'm scared of sweating a lot.
I want to get ready, but only once.
That's right, you want to get ready.
But I can't get ready.
I want to get ready and drink beer.
You say you're very good at it.
That's right.
But I'm not good at getting ready.
You're not good at getting ready?
I'm not good at getting ready, but I'm not good at getting ready for the sauna.
I can't do it.
I see, it's difficult.
The next day I worked at the sauna with Mr. Seki.
When I started working at the sauna, I was very happy.
I felt like I was playing golf.
He is a very kind senior.
It's a team spirit.
Not only here, but also in Komiya in Sanshiro and Watanabe in Nishikigoi.
When I was talking, I felt like I was playing golf.
"I like that medicine."
"I like that club."
It's a common topic.
In that sense, it's exciting.
That's right.
At that time, even though I was recovering, Jumbo looked very tired and happy to be able to check his own health.
Did you feel like that?
It wasn't over, but I got out of the taxi and felt like a wounded soldier.
The house of the concert was like this.
It was the most painful time.
I thought it was the most painful time.
I don't know if this is common, but when I get better, I get a number, right?
My number was about 7.5.
It's like "is it still that high?"
I often got a mount.
But you just said it shouldn't be more than 7.
But it's like, "is it still that high?"
"I'm 12 years old now."
It's like an inspection team.
"Is it still that high?"
It's like "it's better to be higher."
It's bad, but...
We have that consciousness.
It's like "I'm 12 years old."
"Is it that high?"
Do you hear people saying "wow"?
It's like "wow!"
It's like "is it still that high?"
By the way, I'm 12 years old.
That's amazing!
12 doesn't reach you!
It's completely different!
It's not different at all!
That's amazing!
Isn't it cool?
It's like golf!
It's like a single-player who spins at about 70.
Single-player?
The reaction when you cut 70.
Sometimes it doesn't reach you at all.
There are people whose uterine fibroids aren't even 11.
There are people like that.
Jean-poke's otakus say it's common.
They say their uterine fibroids are about 10.
But it's never hurt once.
I don't know.
It's annoying when people say it's common.
But if you say it's common, it's not strange even if it comes out right away.
Only people who know that pain say it's common.
If it doesn't come out, it's not common.
How do you learn other things?
I can't wear the shoes I usually wear anymore.
It's too sunny.
I thought about what to do and tried on various shoes in the house.
This New Balance 990 fits.
This?
Yes, this 990 fits.
It's wide.
It's amazing to go out.
It's wide.
It's cushioned and wide.
Is it easy to enter?
It's easy to enter.
Doesn't it hurt?
Doctors should prescribe painkillers, anesthetics, and 990.
Is it a wind model?
I think 990 is an anesthetic.
990.
Is it an anesthetic?
I think it's an anesthetic.
It's a New Balance.
New Balance thinks that far.
There are also 1,300 and 1,500 on 990.
If it's higher, I think I'll go there.
I recommend it.
It's amazing.
It's not amazing.
I recommend it.
I go to the hospital for pain relief.
Is there a pain relief specialist?
Do you all wear 990?
It's cushioned and good.
Before that.
It hurts.
Before that.
Don't drink it.
Don't eat it.
Golfing in the wind is the worst.
You can't go golfing even if you want to walk.
I went golfing last year for the first time.
When you put the ball in, you can't tell which one is the driver.
What is it?
Everyone is in trouble.
I don't know which one is the driver.
Which one is good?
Which one is bad?
You got carried away, didn't you?
Don't get carried away.
I'm sorry.
What's wrong with being mistaken for a driver?
It's true.
Thank you, Yamauchi.
I was surprised.
Power 5 was really tough.
Because it's long.
That's enough.
Golf is dangerous.
I'm a beginner.
I don't fly as much as I ride a kart.
So I have to walk.
Don't walk!
What's your score now?
My score is about 100, isn't it?
About 100, isn't it?
If you say it in the wind, it's probably about 350.
You should be careful.
You're talking without knowing which one is the driver.
As if you're getting it back.
That's how good you are.
You were self-cutting just now.
What was that just now?
I got hit by a bone.
At first, you gave me a strong taste.
Then, you cut me with a bone.
You should have given me a strong taste at the end.
If you did that...
It would be a lesson for you.
It would be a lesson for me.
How about others?
I don't drink alcohol.
I like beer.
But I've changed.
You've probably changed.
I was 28 years old.
11 years ago, when I first started golfing,
I liked beer anyway.
But I decided not to drink beer.
That's right.
But I want to drink something like beer.
So, I started to squeeze a lemon into a glass of beer.
Many people drink that now.
At that time, I was the only one who drank a glass of beer and a glass of soda.
What?
At that time, only I drank a glass of soda and a glass of beer.
I'm really the only one who drank a glass of beer and a glass of soda.
I'm as a rock band member, but I'm telling you the truth.
No one drank a glass of soda and a glass of beer at that time.
But today, we all drink.
I'm really the only one who drank a glass of soda and a glass of beer.
That's fine.
I'm sure of it.
I also drank a glass of soft drink and a glass of beer.
I also want to drink the same thing, so I started drinking whiskey and soda, but I think highball has been popular for a long time.
How many years ago?
I think it was about two years ago.
What! It's been popular for a long time!
Highball has been popular for a long time!
It's true!
What about red?
Do you know about highball?
If you quit drinking...
No, no.
Let's stop saying that.
It's rude of us lazy people to say that.
Please don't use sexual harassment this time.
Please know that sexual harassment is violence.
If you choose and eat food, it won't come out.
Why do we have to choose food?
Because it hurts!
Let's stop saying that!
Sexual harassment is violence!
It's true!
Before I became rich, there was a food I really liked.
It's called "two-food hot pot".
It has milt, red liver and oysters in it.
I don't think there's much liver in it.
There's a very famous restaurant called "Toyotaya".
I went there every year.
After I became rich, I was afraid of going there.
But I calmed down and decided to go there last year.
Because it's delicious.
But it's popular and you have to line up.
When I was lining up, there were only about three people left.
But I got scared of eating it.
My body started to hurt.
I remembered that pain and I thought it was scary, so I didn't go there and went home.
You didn't get used to it?
I went home.
But I imagined eating it too much and the next day I had a headache.
It's probably the first time in human history that you have a headache.
No way.
A headache.
I don't know if you have it or not, but I know how you feel.
People with hay fever get hay fever on the news.
I think you're all talking about hay fever today, so your knees are sore.
My knees are really sore.
But I've had a hay fever, but I've had ureter blood clots.
Have you ever had this?
No, I haven't.
It hurts more than hay fever.
It's obvious.
No, it's not.
It's not.
It's obvious.
It's not.
For those of you who have had ureter blood clots, you're nodding.
No, no, no.
I don't think it's bad for an ambulance, but at the time, you didn't even have a smartphone.
You only had it at home.
Oh, back in the day.
It was back in the day.
I was 28 years old.
That's early.
I couldn't pick up the phone a meter away.
It hurt.
What kind of pain is it?
I couldn't move. It hurt so much I couldn't move.
I couldn't do anything. It hurt so much.
Ureter blood clots aren't just painful over there, are they?
It's a ureter, so the ureter goes down.
And when it comes down, the ureter is big, so it gets stuck.
And you're hurting.
So it's just barely painful.
Is it around the back?
So you have to take it out with your pee.
It's big, so it doesn't come out.
It's stuck.
This really hurts.
So I managed to get an operation and came out.
When I read it, I didn't want that pain, so I thought.
I thought about it for a moment and it hurt again.
I thought it came again.
When I went to the hospital, I was told that I had cerebral hemorrhage.
There is such a thing!
So when I heard that story, I remembered it.
But there is such a thing, right?
That's why the doctor said, "These patients are sometimes similar."
So there is such a thing.
Are you going to be a cerebral hemorrhage entertainer next?
Yes.
It's too scary, as expected.
Can you gather five people?
Cerebral hemorrhage entertainers.
There are a lot of people like that.
Like stones.
It's similar.
So it's important to say you feel good.
Yes.
I feel good.
It's difficult.
I might have a cerebral hemorrhage tomorrow.
It's scary!
Please check with everyone tomorrow.
It looks scary!
It's scary!
Can you contact me if you have a cerebral hemorrhage?
What else is there?
Stairs and steps are hard.
It's harder to go down.
Because it hurts.
Because it weighs you down.
It hurts all the time.
If my joints move even a little, it hurts a lot.
I'm going to fix my joints.
But the stairs move.
It's harder than climbing.
It's really hard.
The video...
The video?
I want to see it!
The one you took.
This is painful!
With a comedy suit.
I took it with me when I jumped out of the car.
I have to hurry.
It hurts!
Crocs.
I bought big crocs, too.
It's slower than my grandmother's.
My grandmother's is slow, too.
It's like...
Does it hurt a lot?
It hurts a lot!
At that time, there were about five places.
That's the worst time.
For about a month, there were about five places.
That's terrible.
I can't even walk up a step like this.
If you see that, you'll want to quit.
It should be normal.
But you're good at drinking beer.
Yes, I'm good at it.
You're good at it.
How do you walk when there is a strong wind?
I walked without a pine cone.
You dragged it a little.
As I said in the video, I don't weigh myself.
I hold things around the house and walk like Sasuke's second stage.
I'm trying not to weigh myself.
You need to be prepared for everything.
You need to be prepared to walk up.
You have to tell yourself.
You have to be prepared to walk down.
"I'll walk you up."
"I walked you up." "It hurts."
"I'll walk you down."
You have to be prepared for everything.
"I'll go right." "I'll go left." "I'll go right." "I'll go left."
In my case, I walked with one foot and it didn't hurt.
Even if you walk with one foot and it doesn't hurt, it resonates with the other foot.
The vibration resonates with the other foot.
But at home, I walk with both feet.
I see.
It's like this.
Or I walk with both feet facing blue.
It's easier to walk with both feet facing blue.
The pain is alleviated.
I see.
It hurts and I can't move much.
So I can't do anything.
I can't do anything.
Like, it's a dilemma.
I'm like "what??"
So I'm like "should I just go for it?"
Like "should I just go for it?"
"Oh, I can't do it"
"Should I just go for it?"
I think like "should I just go for it?"
"Should I just go for it?"
-That's... -I was interviewed in a newspaper,
and I wasn't an entertainer, but I was a reporter,
-and there's an article about it. -Oh, there's an article about it?
Yes.
Couldn't you have done it a little more?
-Yes. -Huh?!
-Wow... -This isn't an episode of an entertainer.
-It's a two-way episode, right? -As a two-way expert...
You've recovered from drugs.
-Well, you haven't recovered. -I haven't recovered.
If you hadn't ended it, what would you have done with this story,
or what would you have felt like at the time?
"When did you recover?" "How much did you drink?"
It would have looked like a cartoon.
The reporter who wrote it.
-That's one of the questions. -I'm sure of it.
-I want you to read the bottom one. -Okay.
"Even if it hurts, I can't make a hole in my job."
"I drag my one leg and go up to the center mic."
-Why are you saying it like you're cool?! -I'm going!
"I'm going! I can't do it!"
"Even if it hurts, I can't make a hole in my job."
"I drag my one leg and go up to the center mic."
"My partner doesn't say anything."
"He's quietly watching over me."
"I'm grateful."
What are you talking about?! Are you surprised?!
-You're not watching over me, are you?! -I'm surprised!
It's not the time for you to say, "I'm grateful!"
-You think I'm doing my best, even though I'm in trouble! -No, no, no!
-You're surprised! -You're surprised!
-You think I'm stupid, don't you?! -How many times do I have to say it?!
By the way...
Are there any staff members who have been notified?
Like... cameramen and so on...
None!
None at all!
Not a single one!
There are not that many!
Are there any who have been infected with myocardial infarction?
They are healthy!
They are in a healthy workplace!
Amazing!
Even at midnight...
They are healthy...
Even though you are doing this...
For now...
He said "I came from far away"
For now...
What are you thinking of doing?
Sales?
I don't know how to raise my hand...
Why are you doing this kind of thing?
There is none, right?
There is none...
On the contrary...
Of course...
Why don't we quit it on our own will?
I think like that...
The thing we like the most...
For example, wine or food...
The thing we like the most...
If we quit it at all...
Like stress...
Yes!
That is a little bit too much to say...
Because it is alcohol...
We are told not to drink it...
Mr. Hotogara, you like golf, right?
Yes!
Every time you hit it...
You feel like you are urinating...
The more you swing it...
You feel pain...
If you say "let's quit golf"...
You can't quit it, can you?
I can't quit it!
You can't quit it!
When you hit about 8 holes...
And you feel like you can't do it anymore...
You hit it, right?
Yes!
It is the same as that!
I understand it well!
That's good!
I understand it well!
You just didn't have a printer for golf...
That's true!
Yes!
I see...
It is about time...
If you have something you want to say...
You can say it!
Yes!
You can say it!
And...
When you do a manzai...
When you do it in a normal way...
It is hard!
There is a way of playing tag...
I chase Takumi...
There is a way of doing it...
When I was doing a manzai...
I couldn't run...
I chased him and beat him up...
It was like that...
I couldn't catch up, so I was spinning around on the stage... It was really hard.
You wanted a big taste of lies here, didn't you?
That's right!
I changed my mind in an instant!
It was too slippery and I got kicked out!
Is there such a thing as "slippery and kicked out"? I've never heard of it.
Maybe it's already slippery and kicking up, so it's about to come out!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous! It's about to come out!