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Let's start with the winner of this year's Ametop Grand Prize.
Thank you very much for gathering here this year.
Thank you very much every year.
The winner of this year's Ametop Grand Prize is...
Rokujidai and the second half of the show, Ghib Kosei.
This recording reminds me of the end of the year.
Is it like that?
Mr. Degger.
Yes.
How about this year's members?
It's like we meet every year.
We meet every year.
I'm sitting here, but I'm sitting here because it's an honor.
Last year's Grand Prix was Kawai-tachi.
Thanks to winning the grand prize, I was able to prevent my brother from doing special work.
What did you do last night?
I was a police chief for one day.
I've never done it before.
And Kawashima has won the Grand Prix ten years ago.
The recording is on weekdays and there is a summit tomorrow morning as well, so please be careful, Akiyama-san.
If this class doesn't press it, it's like that.
I'm sorry.
What do you think of it, Alice-chan?
Do you think there are any girls who are like this this year?
Yes, I'm interested in girls.
Oh, you're interested in girls.
Yes, I'm interested in girls.
You're a reference of Horajuku.
Oh, you're a reference of Horajuku.
Why do you have such an unpleasant face?
I'm not from Horajuku.
You have scabies on your shoulder.
Iguchi has been taking care of Ametalk, and this year he's been running Ametalk club.
If you include that, it's more than 10 times.
But every month or so.
This year, I've already opened up all of Ametalk's recordings.
I've been doing it this year so that I can go anywhere anytime.
Thank you for that.
I'm glad you went out with your grandfather, Ametalk.
My grandfather.
He brought me here.
Basically, Mr. Ogata has appeared in Ametalk so far.
We all share our schedules in Pansa.
But when I entered this schedule, I was pretty angry.
And also, this "ON AIR" day, December 30th, which is every year, is Nobu's birthday.
Isn't it my house?
Is it in the middle of my house?
No, no.
By the way, how old are you?
I'm 45 years old.
45 years old.
45 years old is a bit old.
No, no, no.
Go ahead, go ahead.
I want to know, I want to know.
I'm Chidori Nobu.
I'm 45 years old.
I'm 90 years old.
I'm half way there.
90 years old?
I'll do my best, so go ahead.
Shiraketa!
It's just a matter of doing it over.
I'm 45 years old.
I always talk about health in the dressing room with Daigo.
I'll do my best to be careful of my health. Thank you.
Shiraketa!
The winner of "Amazon Talk" is decided by two categories from this year's nominees.
Finally, the Grand Prix will be decided.
First of all, "Duke of Bromance" category, which is praised for its famous quote born in the program.
This year, it will also be announced in ranking format.
The 18th place is Koushimo Sensei, who is admired for his word sense.
I've been admiring you for less than 30 years.
I don't need it.
People who admire you don't wear panties like that.
I'm most relieved when I'm singing.
Mr. Nakaoka...
Well, no one gets nervous, right?
That's right.
It doesn't make sense.
It's the same as writing "Nakaoka" on the script and writing "self-study" on the blackboard.
Next up is "Skinhead Entertainer" MC Gawa's comment.
I'd like to talk about what happens at home.
How you clean your house, how you clean your house, how you wash your house...
Are you going to talk about bonsai now?
Mr. Gawa...
The 16th place is "Anna Tanaka", an entertainer who forces words.
When you force words, good things happen.
For example, your tongue may get stuck.
Your tongue gets stronger and stronger like "karateka" kentaku.
My "kame no bero" was as thin as "kame no bero".
Don't dig it up.
Don't dig up "kame no bero"'s story.
If it was "tajimusho", we wouldn't dig it up so much.
"kirogeru kara tanaka kun no minna de" was it obvious?
toumei na hanagata wo gohanyasan ni wasuretekaetta
kame no bero sagasashitekure
tada no hosoi kimo hyatsu ga
hontou ni na
watanabe wa yoshimoto to zenmensensou ni
yoshimoto to zenmensensou ni
Family in the homeroom
For about 7 years, I've had this hairstyle.
I don't know why.
When I have to do my own makeup, I can easily do this.
That's why I do it like this.
I know the reason now.
But why do you have that hairstyle?
10th place is "kandekinaito de netsubi ga suru team"
You said you had to get involved with a crocodile.
kandekinaito de netsubi ga suru team
doko muitetemo mierukara
ushirokara chikazuitemoyudansundayo
mitane koto hitokoto yuttekurete
wani ga itte
konohenkara itte daijoubu kana?
tomottemo waniには koko ga mieruchatteirunsyo
tomottemo wani ni wa koko ga mieruchatterunsyo
I want to fight.
kokkara shikanainosho
kokkara koo iku shikanainosho
koko de kuchi wo osaetaniyo
There's only one way to win.
13th place is Iguchi, who presented a low-born entertainer.
When I'm riding a mine train or something like that,
I can feel this old man's breath.
How does it feel to be lined up with Tanaka?
No, it's not like that at all.
It's like this.
This is it.
It's still about 180.
No, I mean...
This is...
Wow, it's like "Journey to the West".
This is 181.
It's like this.
It's Iguchi's world view.
It's like that, it's like that.
I don't know if this difference is the same amount of medicine.
I don't know if it's the same amount of medicine.
That's it for 13th place.
Kawashima-san, that was tough.
I was asked that question at Toshin High School.
What should you do in a situation like this?
That was tough.
Anri, Tanabe-san and Kawashima-san are amazing.
I once said while eating sweets, "Don't say it like you're listening to Olivia."
Kawashima-san was watching it in the studio and said "Don't say it like you're listening to Olivia."
She said my name "Anri" and the singer's name "Tanabe-san".
Haru-chan said me "Liar!".
So I said "I listen to Saijo Hideki-san's song every day".
Then the studio was in chaos.
What did you say?
Everyone looked surprised.
Then Kawashima-san said "Run, honest man" and immediately released Saijo Hideki-san's song.
When I asked her "Did you release it often?", she said "There's no way she would say such meaningless thing".
She's a judge.
When it comes to music, I feel like I'm being taken care of.
I don't know what to say.
Goto-san is nervous.
I can't stop being irritated.
That's how it is.
I can't stop being irritated.
Goto-san, do you want to talk about bonsai from now on?
It's quite thin, isn't it?
No, it's not.
It's not thin at all.
It's because of your skinhead.
Oh, it's thin.
Let's move on.
His face changed.
The other one is...
The other one is Yoshimoto-san.
He's angry.
Why is he so angry?
He's angry.
Cookie-san's meaningless talk is really weird.
It's not weird.
It's cowardly.
Hey!
You can say whatever you like!
Are you trying to hit us with a wall?
That's not good.
You often say things like "Watanabe, that's..."
You often say things like "Megumi-san is unusually angry."
You often say things like that!
You often say things like "Megumi-san is unusually angry."
It's not "angry" anymore, it's "angry".
What are you talking about?
It has nothing to do with Yoshimoto, right?
It's not Yoshimoto!
No, no!
You guys should also talk about Nagura-san!
She's the thinnest in the world!
Thinnest in the world!
And Degas-san!
The way to beat alligators is...
That's right!
It's been a few battles and in the end...
You found it!
Degas-san, do you think alligators are the best?
You've fought a lot of other animals, haven't you?
Alligators are the best, aren't they?
All kinds of animals...
Oh, bears fought too!
What about bears?
How do bears fight?
Bears fight and lose...
Bears fight?
Kintaro talked about it!
Kintaro did talk about it!
Bears...
Alligators are just having fun...
They scratch you in the back...
And in the end...
It's a joke about kissing...
But in the end...
You can't win...
So you put honey all over your body...
And get close to a bear...
And it licks you...
And in the end it licks you in the face...
And you kiss it...
Oh, it's a joke!
And you kiss it, so you win!
You win!
What about lions and other wild animals?
Lions...
You know...
When you're fighting...
You know...
You're smoking...
While you're smoking...
You go behind it like this...
And you shampoo the lion...
It's a joke...
Oh, I see...
What about sharks?
Sharks are really scary!
They're seven times more dangerous...
But I won only once...
I caught a huge tiger shark...
I held it...
And...
I put wasabi on it...
What?
That's right!
That's enough!
I don't want to hear it from Tokyo!
And now, Hamaie is in a combination game's homeroom and we are talking about hair styles.
Why do you have this hair style?
I went to Minami Aoyama by myself and got into a good- looking hair salon and got my hair cut in a very fashionable place and I have this hair style.
Why do you have this hair style?
Your hair style is similar to Zakio-san's.
Isn't it similar to Zakio-san's?
Wait a minute!
Does it mean that my hair style is bad, too?
By the way, there is a picture of Yamauchi's old hair style.
There was a time like that.
It's weird for me to say it myself, but it's weird!
It's really weird!
By the way, there is a picture of Andy's old hair style.
Isn't it the 60's?
No, no, no!
Wait a minute!
Doesn't this style look good on you, Yamauchi-kun?
I think it suits me.
What do you think?
It's the same amount of medicine as Iguchi's.
A train should be enough for elementary school students.
It's the same area as elementary school students and there's more common sense than elementary school students.
It's not about money.
The tallest entertainer is Hanako's Akiyama-kun, who is 163cm.
They're all small members.
Hotoara-san has always said that it's hard for people who are short.
Lastly, if you measure Hotoara-san...
He's smaller than his official profile.
He's only 164cm, but he's not different from Akiyama-kun.
If you're 56 years old, you should shrink a little.
I also looked up the official profile of the members who are here today.
It looks like this.
There's a suspicious person among them.
Daigo-san.
It's suspicious!
It's really 170cm.
It's just right.
I've also prepared a scale.
Please, take it.
You should make it clear.
I've set it at 170cm.
Is that so?
So you just have to guess it, right?
You just have to guess it.
I'll go through here and...
It's about to touch.
It's just right.
Take off your shoes.
Huh? It's a little...
It's a little...
If you do it too fast, it's dangerous.
If you bump into it.
It's possible you'll bump into it.
There's a platform here, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everyone's looking down at you.
But you're going to say "s" right?
Okay, I'll look at you properly.
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Huh? Huh?
Not at all.
It's a little...
Not at all.
Huh?
Not at all.
I like it. I like it.
It's a little...
No, it's scary.
This is 168 cm.
168 cm!?
2 cm!?
You've grown it.
Sorry!
He apologized.
I'm sorry.
No, no.
It's a rare opportunity.
So, how do you feel about this?
Tegawa-san...
I think 160 cm fits you.
As for me...
It does fit you.
I think 160 cm fits you.
It fits you.
It does fit you.
It fits you.
It's scary.
160 cm doesn't fit you.
Not good at all.
His hair.
It's a bit rough.
His hair should be cut a little.
It's too small.
It's too small!
It's impossible!
Mr. Dega, it's impossible!
Not good at all.
His hair is bad.
It's bad.
It's not good at all!
It's not even close!
He hit his hair!
His hair looks like it's 160cm, but it's actually a little further away.
158.55cm.
What did I say?!
Now, everyone!
For those of you who couldn't come because of adult convenience...
Thank you!
Here are the top 13 popular words announced at the beginning of the program.
From here, it's up to the top.
In order of rank, we have a partner and young familiar entertainer, Borgic Anri.
I brought back the exchange note I used to use in the past.
From Anri...
This one.
Imada-san and Miyasako are handsome, but yesterday's candy post was interesting.
I watched it when I was a kid.
Anri's background.
Anyway...
Miyasako, who appeared in a drama last year, corrected this.
What? Really?
I love Miyasako.
I haven't written a single word about Kotohara-san.
Of course, I've been watching "Tame Talk" all the time.
When I appeared in "Tame Talk", Miyasako wasn't there.
So I was thinking of going to Kotohara.
11th place is the mysterious comedian Kubo.
10th place is the comedian Masanori-san in his home room.
What do you usually do at night?
I go to bed at 12 o'clock.
But I wake up every hour until I wake up in the morning.
Yes, I go to the hospital.
On the contrary, Masanori-san has something to say.
If you do it for this long, you will have less conversations.
Isn't it because you're sleeping in the dressing room?
You're trying not to wake him up, aren't you?
Well...
Because you're sleeping all the time...
Haha...
Because you're sleeping all the time, you can't talk.
So it's better for me to be awake now.
So it's better for me to sleep at night.
So in order to sleep at night, you should go to the hospital.
So it's connected to the hospital.
Yes, that's right.
Then you should start with the hospital first.
Hahaha...
Ninth place is MC side of entertainers who don't want to dance.
The third place is J. Soul Brothers' "Fingertips Running Man".
Entertainers who don't want to dance will challenge this.
First of all, Jinnai of ASETAKU.
My legs...
Foot volleyball...
Daigo...
If I can't do this...
There's no music...
There is, there is music...
Music is hard...
Music... Start!
First-time music...
The course is in the gym of ASETAKU.
When that kind of narration comes in...
I won't let you do "Asetaku no Jinnai"!
No, it's not "Asetaku no Jinnai"
It's "Hailu" so...
I don't want you to hear it.
Music... Start!
First up is "Asetaku no Jinnai"!
"Asetaku no Jinnai"!
It's too much.
Music, start!
Raise and lower.
First, Asetaku no Jinnai.
That's it for the nominates up to nine places in the popular language category.
Now, how about you, Koba?
My bandi.
Yes, I like it.
You don't wear it, do you?
I don't wear it. I've never worn it before.
Oh, I see.
Miyasako hasn't worn it before.
Yes, I've been watching Miyasako-san lately and I wonder if I can like it because it doesn't fit me.
Yes.
Ms. Hotohara, please go back.
It's not just talking about candy, but wherever I meet you, I think of you.
What are you talking about?
Hey!
I'm Hotohara.
I know!
You haven't written a single word!
No, I've never written "hotaru" before.
You write "keikotou" or something, don't you?
You're the one who's responsible for it, aren't you?
Mr. Masanori!
Yes, Mr. Masanori?
Let's start with the hospital.
That's right.
I don't sleep in my bed. I sleep on the floor in the living room.
On the floor?
Not even on the sofa?
Even though you have a bed?
I sleep while watching TV.
You just sleep like that?
That's right.
Not even on the sofa?
I've been trying to sleep in my bed lately.
And it's really comfortable.
Huh? I didn't know that.
It's really comfortable for you to sleep in your bed.
And you don't wake up that much, do you?
The end.
Is this a review?
This isn't a clinic!
See? I told you!
I've been waiting for you.
This isn't a clinic!
I've been waiting for you!
This is too weird!
I'm so grateful!
I thought it would be peaceful.
We've been waiting for you, but you're not here yet!
It's cloudy!
It's cloudy and lonely.
You're still growing up.
Yes, I'm growing up.
I'm learning a lot of things.
I'm learning all the words.
What's the first word you learned?
L... L... L... L... L... L... L... L... L... L... L... L... L... L... L... L... L... L...
L... L... L... L... L... L...
Bardeces, Bardeces...
It's Barbescence, yeah.
It's a really hysteric party.
A huge light comes out and it goes "BAAAAM!"
Just one thing that I should say...
As a pitcher, you should say it like this...
Gigi... G... Gigi...
He throws aReporter like this.
By the way, this time, the members of Eric had made a child.
You think so?
It's Kubota and Alice-chan!
Bununko and Takumi are only...
...the second couple!
Second couple!
How is it? Please.
Isn't it cute?
Cute!
Isn't Alice strong?
Alice is like a piranha with teeth.
Who is a piranha?
I won't eat you!
How is it? Cute?
I love you so much.
I will raise you, so please give me a name.
Scary, scary, scary.
Give me a name.
A-r-i-s-u, right? In katakana.
In katakana?
How about in katakana?
Yes, yes, in katakana.
It's from Aishima-san.
Iwara!
Daigo and Inada-san.
Why are you in a bad mood?
Why are you entering without permission?
It's fine.
She's cute.
I feel sorry for her.
She's very cute.
Komata!
Anni!
Komata and Anni!
They are a perfect couple.
I'd like to do a commercial with a magazine that won't sell in the future.
What do you want me to do?
You have a strong genes for dancing.
Finally, there is a member change in "I don't want to dance" game.
Who is it?
I think it's okay for you to be angry.
That kind of narration was broadcasted.
It can't be helped.
If you don't have it, it's okay.
Then...
Do you have it?
It's light.
The movement is light.
Music, start!
So, "Ashitaku no Jinnai" you say it too!
You say it by addition!
I don't think there is.
You don't think there is.
I don't think there is.
So, let's have Asetaku no Jinnai do it.
What?
That's not it!
You think that's it!
That's not it!
That's only it, right?
Let's do it like that!
So, music...
Start!
First is "Ashitaku no Jinnai".
What is that "Tetris" stick?
That's weird!
What is that?
Is there such a "karaoke" word?
What is this?
8th place to 5th place
8th place goes to Ohyama sensei's song "Berry Show is Now".
In the past, my mother used to make Tesso's ball at home.
My ex-wife and I made it.
Did you make it well?
You were hitting it just now, weren't you?
You were hitting it, weren't you?
Did you make it well?
Yes, I did.
You were hitting it just now, weren't you?
I couldn't hit it.
I couldn't make it well.
When I saw it, it was all purple.
It was all purple.
I couldn't make it well.
7th place goes to Yamauchi in the game homeroom.
I usually contact people on LINE.
On the other hand, I call people on LINE.
Even though you are a man, you don't like LINE, do you?
It has nothing to do with LINE.
I have seen people who use LINE like women, but now I use it like men.
It's unusual.
6th place.
Is there an entertainer you don't know how to contact?
Today, when I go home alone, I don't do anything, but I watch TV at home.
There is a day like that, isn't it?
Of course, there is.
At that time, if my seniors invite me, I get angry.
Even if my seniors don't want me to go, I say "Let's go!"
You said it.
I say it and sometimes I don't want to go at all.
When I really want to go, I say it again.
"Would you like to go for a drink?" And I contact him.
I really want to go, senpai!
There are two stages of contact.
You don't have experience of the second stage, do you?
The first stage...
I'm tired of this.
Also, how he interacts with his juniors is a rare case among comedians.
Until what time does he speed up?
I know, I know.
He must have come here to eat with me until what time.
Yes, yes.
I'm in a hurry. Go home.
But you say that to your juniors and seniors.
Yes, yes.
I've said it, too.
But I want to go home!
If you say it like that, you'll never go home.
You'll suffer for the rest of your life.
But I want to go home!
You'll suffer for the rest of your life.
That's harsh.
That's too harsh of you to say.
That's all.
These are the nominees for 5th place in the popular language category.
I'm a healthy self-sufficient person.
That's me. I'm that kind of person.
Really?
I sympathize with Mr. Mukai quite a lot.
You sympathize with Mr. Mukai?
Yes.
"The first stage of contact" is the worst.
"The first stage of contact" you say?
You should suffer for the rest of your life, too.
The first stage of contact
When I watched the VTR again, I said it too much.
The first stage of contact
How many stages are there?
There are about four.
There are four? Like Mr. Matayoshi?
There are seniors who live together.
There are three?
Mr. Daigo used to be number two, but now he's number one.
He brought me a lot of people.
But I naturally felt like number one and didn't invite you.
The first stage of contact
Inada-san, when I was a teacher entertainer,
you used purple and blue songs.
Like Mukai-san's song, "white and blue gradation",
and there was also "pink".
Is there such color in Ametoku?
Yes, there is.
What color do you like?
I like silver.
You like it?
Yes, please.
Yamauchi!
I thought it would be improved with this,
but there wasn't any particular improvement with LINE.
On the contrary,
there was a strange movement in a different LINE group.
You were in a LINE group?
There was a manager, a chief manager, and me in a LINE group in Hamaie.
This guy is really...
This might be the first time I'm getting mad on TV.
Yes, there is a line group.
There are many in the middle of the night,
but sometimes they send something really hot.
Hot, right?
Can we see it?
Hot, sweet, huh?
Let's make it funny this time.
Funny?
Of course.
No matter who is next to you,
what you think is funny,
we will make you think it's funny.
Wow, hot.
Usually we don't get a line back,
but sometimes we get a hot line like this.
But of course, our manager is also hot.
Let's fight together.
You send it back, right?
I fell asleep while watching it.
It's the next morning, but please take a look.
What?
What is it?
Of course.
There is more.
I want to make a song.
I want to do something.
Yonez, Yonez, Yonez.
It's Yonez.
It's funny.
It's funny, right?
Later.
I was like "what?", and I fell asleep.
I woke up the next morning.
Are you okay?
Recently, I've been doing it again.
Next year, I will do it again in a big place.
For that purpose, I will do it again on December 8th and raise my reputation.
I'm looking for a large venue.
Thank you.
I'm strong.
Yamauchi, you are the funniest.
As a partner, you are happy and go to bed and the next day you wake up and...
you don't have a deck.
Yes, you don't have a deck.
And the next day, around noon...
It's already noon, isn't it?
At one o'clock...
It's only a few minutes from now, but...
It's okay now, right?
No, it's "sarasu" so it's "netani".
Don't "sarasu" me!
Do it before I "sarasu" you!
He's saying it again and again!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Finally, Dragon & Tiger Top 4!
Kawashima-sensei, who has a good sense of words, is in 9th place.
I don't want you all to say this, but...
...don't you know that I'm a third-rate entertainer?
Are you a third-rate entertainer?
I'll stand up here.
I see!
People who stand up are reaction entertainers and sweaty entertainers.
The school has started.
And people who can take a breath here are probably people who have good sense of words.
Let me do it!
You look like a hell of a Pikachu.
Kawashima-san, listen up.
Yes.
I meant to say "hell of a Pikachu" as "Dorami-chan", but...
That's funny!
Wait! Wait!
That's funny!
You look like a "zuro-muke-nezuchi" (a Japanese comedian)
"Zuro-muke-nezuchi"?
You look like a "zuro-muke-nezuchi" (a Japanese comedian)
Top 3 are from the school's Taiwan Grand Prix, "the kiama".
Bear.
Tiger.
Lion.
Duck.
This is arranged by Fujimaru Zakiyama.
Reversible.
Coordinated.
Four-car purchase.
High-speed train.
Footboard.
The second place goes to the entertainer you love in Okinawa, Pego.
The beautiful view of Irabohashi.
The time of sunset is also wonderful.
That's right.
Kojiruri-chan and I were riding on a traditional bike on a sunset.
We started singing "Nara Soso" at Irabohashi.
It was an acapella.
I could hear it through the microphone.
Suddenly...
Nandata
Nandoka
Nandita
Kojiruri-chan and I were riding on a traditional bike on a sunset.
That's it for the 4th to 2nd place in the popularity category.
Kawashima-san, you look so relaxed.
Even in a casual talk, you look like you're enjoying it.
You're amazing.
Relax, you two.
So, #ojiruri.
Kawashima-san will do it for us.
Can you do it for us?
Please contact us.
It's too sudden, but...
It's too sudden.
It's too sudden, but...
What is it?
Here is the topic.
What is it?
Oh, it's this.
When we were at Yoshimoto's event...
That's fast.
He's getting fatter.
A stylist did a perm for me.
He's been doing it for a long time.
Yes, by himself.
He's already doing it.
Already?
Kawashima-san, can you do it?
Yes.
This is a Korean obi show.
That's how it is.
It's fast.
It's fast, isn't it?
Well, Mr. Zakiyama.
Yes, yes.
At Matsuri Taiwan.
That's amazing.
You said you could do anything.
Yes.
I'd like to know what you actually did.
What did you actually do?
Yes, yes, yes.
What did you do?
Reversible.
Common point.
Four cars, five people.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's all you say?
Do you have a picture?
A picture?
Common point?
Common point.
Excuse me.
I don't like this.
What is this?
What is reversible?
Wait a minute.
What are you doing?
Four cars, five people.
There is no picture of five people.
No, there is.
Oh, it's me.
If you do four cars, you're done.
Oh, it's me.
He's a genius.
Degas!
A song you can sing in this situation.
Somehow...
You were so moved, weren't you?
The one who said it was "serious" and Kojiruri too.
Kojiruri-chan too.
Somehow...
No, no.
I'm not being serious...
Somehow...
"Somehow" is not enough.
"Somehow" is not "somehow".
I'm sorry but you're not a lyricist but a melodyist.
I'm sorry about that.
Last time, Alice-chan was asked to rank who she wants to sit next to when she hosts a show.
It was interesting.
This time too, Alice-chan will be invited to a meal.
Or she wants to go.
Top 3.
Worst 3.
This is difficult.
Top 3 people who want to go.
These 3 people.
Please.
Inada-san.
Who do you want to go with the most?
I want to go with Inada-san the most.
I'm scared.
Me?
I think we have the same mood when we drink.
We are quite different.
What do you drink?
Anything is fine.
Anything like beer?
Anything is fine.
What do you usually drink?
Highball.
I'm happy.
I'm very happy.
I won many times in Ametalk.
I think I have a sense of stability.
I'm happy.
I think I can enjoy drinking it forever.
I'm happy.
It's long.
It's fine.
You can drink it for a long time.
In the middle, Kakucha from Tokyo Zen San will come.
Kakucha from Tokyo Zen San will come.
And...
The worst 3 people.
Yoshimura?
It's a little scary, isn't it?
It's scary, isn't it?
Even in TV shows, they make girls have fun.
When I see something like that, I get a little nervous.
That's where you make me laugh.
You know what I mean, don't you?
When I think about it, I'm the type of person who doesn't get chosen much.
Don't say it! Don't say it!
I really have nothing to say.
I also play games.
Games? Like what?
Like "Kokon Tozai".
What is "Kokon Tozai"?
You'll know when you hear it.
"Kokon Tozai - Yellow Thing"!
Think about it.
Why do you say that?
That's right. It doesn't fit overwhelmingly.
It doesn't fit overwhelmingly.
Why is that?
Can you play a game?
A game? I can do "Wahoo conversion".
This is something I often do in sales.
If you say something in Katakana, I'll make it Wahoo immediately.
If this gets excited, please forgive me for a moment.
"Tom Cruise".
That's good. "Tom Cruise".
You can say anything.
"Kitaoji Kinya"!
Finally, let's take a look at the most popular work in the "popular language category" No. 1!
The winner of this year's "popular language category" is...
"Colleagues from the University" from "Colleagues from the University of Drama"
In 2012, it surpassed 1 million subscribers and went to the "popular language" category.
In the past, 1 million subscribers was a big hurdle for us.
We were told we couldn't do it and we got in trouble.
But we made it through.
But recently, we've been getting bitten by lizards and stuff like that.
When you say "photos" and stuff like that, you're the one who gets bitten the most.
I'm sorry! I made "ame touka"!
This year's silver medalist is Oto-chan's "ame touka" original song "tiny".
If Ani-chan is satisfied with it, that's good.
Even if everyone agrees with it, I can't agree with it.
Say something to Masako-san, since she might be watching.
Say something to Masako-san.
That's not possible.
Dad, you have that side of you, so do your best and let's go!
An interesting visual video segment that even bands want to see!
10. Comedians who don't want to dance, Part 5!
The basic step of hip-hop, popcorn!
From there, the box step.
And again, popcorn twice.
And, finish!
This is Part 5!
Next up is Sumo Man's "Brother Beat".
Fifth is "Challenge"!
Ninth is comedian with low height, Iguchi.
We are walking many times more than you think.
This studio is the only place you can stand like that.
From this end to the end, you can't stand like that at all.
I want to get off.
I really want to get off.
I want to get off.
Just like you normally do.
I want to get off.
A little fashion designer is walking towards me.
The punishment is for the comedian who has his teeth fixed, Tanaka.
I used a scary blower.
The wind hits Tanaka's fixed teeth and he gets a check.
I look like Mr. Kitaoji Kinya.
He became Mr. Kitaoji Kinya when he was 8 years old.
At 7 years old, he became a single man living alone.
It looks like a way of relieving stress or a way of being healthy, doesn't it?
A way of being healthy?
If you have too much stress, you can do "baby back" a few times a year.
"Baby back"?
That sounds dangerous.
You use all of your face.
You use all of it.
If you say "baby back", you're a baby from now on.
So you walk around the room like this.
You're a young boy.
You don't think about anything and just say "baby back".
You put on the remote and put it in your mouth.
You have to do "baby back".
You have to do it?
Yes, for about 10 minutes.
You don't know where you're going.
The best thing is not to think about it.
You make it all black and white.
You make it all black and white and distribute it.
You can do it because you're alone.
You don't think about it.
How do you end it?
That's where it ends.
You end it like this and your body gets cold.
You say "bang" and it's over.
And then like this.
That's it for today's visual video.
I'm a little scared of Yoshino-san.
You're scared of him?
I've never noticed.
You'll end up sneezing.
Should we do it?
No, no.
Are you going to show us now?
What's it like?
He's been using the lifeboat for about 30 seconds.
But...
It's dangerous.
OK, I'll do it.
It's really like Tsubeya and Tomitake.
My husband is back.
I have to run away to the balcony.
My husband is back.
We can't decide Daigo's final pose.
Do you remember Daigo's graduation letter last time?
Yes, I do.
Yama no Chuchi Aiguu
You were already embarrassed last year.
And this time...
We have something like this.
Is it a girl's drawing?
It's a girl's drawing.
Which one is it?
It might be too tight.
It's too tight.
When I look in the mirror and think of you now...
Tears are flowing in my eyes.
I'm sorry for stealing your underwear.
You made me laugh for 11 years.
And you are the head of the board.
You are a man of Daigo.
What is this?
There is hot water over there.
I want to warm you up.
I want you to use the hot water.
That's right.
Warm up.
Come out.
It's cold.
You are in a bad mood.
Even if it's shit, it's Tartaro!
This baby is amazing!
I'm really proud of this baby!
The length of the legs should be different, so it should be difficult for people with short legs.
The number of steps should also be different.
If you walk normally, you will definitely see the number of steps here.
Please walk properly.
You must walk in detail and deceive people.
If you walk normally, you will be satisfied.
One, two, three, four...
You bought it?
You bought it?!
I don't know!
People who are tall usually don't walk fast, right?
Can I say it?
You're already the same!
That's weird!
I'm Tadaka!
Yes.
I'm Kira Kitaoji!
That's right!
I'm Kira Kitaoji!
There's a bit of white hair here and there.
A little, right?
At the time, I was really like Kira Kitaoji.
Do you want to try it?
Yes.
There's white hair coming out.
A little...
It's like a fish pot.
It's big!
Can I shake it a little?
Is it heavy?
Shake it a little, please.
It's shaking.
It's that big?
Shake it a little, please.
Can you do it?
Can you do it well?
No, no, no.
Wait a minute.
Eh?
How is it?
Don't be like that!
What is it?
A finger?
How is it?
Let's go!
You have to stop crying.
There, there.
There, there, there.
Let's go.
Can you do it?
I'm sorry.
Did you become strong against the wind?
No, I didn't.
It's been a year.
Is that so?
Let's go.
At the Genin Draft meeting, Mukai...
And Zakiyama's second in line, Nishimeya is...
The winner is...Mukai!
In a way, the real MC of Zakirama is Mukai.
I want him to be like that.
He has a heart that can understand others.
When he first came out, he was a workaholic.
So he couldn't be recognized.
They are only popular.
Yes, yes, yes.
Especially in that situation, Mukai...
He understands the feelings of people who are suffering.
With that kind of kindness...
He is good at listening to people.
Even if you listen to him on the radio...
He talks about people a lot.
He's crying!
The 5th place is a conversation between Kubota and Boto-chan.
Kubota gives young people a kick in a gift competition.
It's too big and it's already popular like this.
I'm annoyed and I'm thinking of going home.
You thought the same, didn't you?
Blue Rock Comedian Sensei's Room Style
And the one who won was...
But I was led to do it.
Suzawa-chi, you are my marionette!
4th place is 60-year-old Kanreki Knight's Tetsurou Degawa.
Tetsurou Degawa's "I'm in trouble, quiz!"
A project that Tetsurou Degawa really wanted to do.
Tetsurou, listen to me!
I'm in trouble, I'm in trouble!
Huh?
The voice you're hearing now is Tetsurou Degawa's own voice, "Maruka Buster"!
Is it my own voice?
It's as if...
I got it!
It's as if...
I'm sure of it!
We all want to believe you!
The answer is...
4th place in the visual performance category!
Mr. Futohara, you're a little tough on Mr. Kubota, aren't you?
No, I'm not tough on him, but he's obviously tough on me!
Mr. Kubota is...
I'm going to do something from now on.
I have to give him something back.
I see!
Do you have anything?
No, I don't have anything.
If you have something to give me back...
I don't have anything.
I don't know if I can fight.
Even if you say you have something to give me back...
I don't have anything!
While watching Ogata-kun's pranks, I listen to my fans' stories.
Like this artist, Loneheart.
At the time, I was told by my workmates that they were having a hard time.
I was told that they were only popular, but I don't want to lose to them.
I asked if they had strong feelings.
Simply, people like that...
I don't have anything!
I wanted to do Takeshi-san's laughter ultimate quiz, so I told him to do it.
But you know, in the middle of it...
"Just run away!" The audience laughed, didn't they?
No, it's not about running away...
It's about fear of not being able to move.
All of you?
All of you, all of you!
Oh, so it's like that.
Yes, yes, yes.
Then there's nothing we can do about it.
There's nothing we can do about it, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Do it for me too!
"Visual video expert" is now in the top 3!
"Visual video expert" is in the 3rd place.
"Celebrity who doesn't want to dance" is also in the 3rd place!
"Snowman"'s "brother beat" is also in the 5th place!
Are you surprised while dancing while looking at the camera?
In 2nd place, "borscht" of "mist" favorite entertainer.
At the end of filming, Gakunin puts donuts in his mouth.
What will they do?
Speaking of putting donuts in your mouth...
Will Paru-chan see them eating?
Is Paru-chan there?
She has already eaten a lot of them.
She doesn't look like she's eating, so let's get Paru- chan out of the room.
Can you eat all of them?
The donuts are completely covered in snow.
The donut kidnapping is a success!
When Paru-chan goes back to those two...
Paru-chan...
It just opened and it's already sold out.
To buy coffee, Haru-chan goes out again and...
I can't swallow it.
And Anri too.
Oh, my.
I can't swallow it.
Haru-chan is in a good mood because of the mist.
I'm about to find a monster called "doom" and I'm going to scream.
That's all for the visual video section 3 and 2.
There's a choreography. The person in front of me did it like this.
There's no way anyone else did it like that.
The two men in front of me also did it like that.
When I did it like this, the camera stood up and went like this.
Anri and Tanabe-san.
Let's continue with the donuts.
Haru-chan said...
When I eat in front of Haru-chan, she says "aren't you eating too much?"
She says pretty harsh words.
Really?
She says it all the time.
Haru-chan is scared.
I'm not scared.
At the end, she was screaming.
When I ate the donuts, it was so fun.
I didn't know that Haru-chan would come here.
The visual video for this year is...
Goton's dancing Snow Man's "brother beat".
It got out of sync.
What are you talking about?
I don't like you.
You are out of sync.
Don't you have anything to say?
He is a small mind dancer who has gone too far into his own world.
Come in!
It's been a while and I've forgotten about you!
What can I say, you guys are strong!
Let's move forward.
Together.
Hasegawa-san.
Masanori-san!
It's not good for your eyes yet.
You can't suck it, can you?
I don't know what you're talking about, but just give me a blower for now.
What will happen in this year's Grand Prix?
Taisho Ametougu, who will compete in the comedy show "Denpan no Katsuyaku"
The award goes to you all.
And the Grand Prix of 2024 is...
It's not just Ametougu. People will choose us based on our appearances.
Ever since we received this award, we've had more and more shows.
It's not a joke, it's like a TV show race.
I think I'll get a nice message today.
In the past year, Ametougu has produced many comedies.
And the Grand Prix for Taisho Ametougu is...
I'm nervous.
I don't know what's going to happen.
For you, this year has been a real and endless year.
In 2016, you won an award for Ametok, and now you have seven regular albums and a commercial contract with nine companies.
This year, you've had a long history. You've mobilized 12,000 people to Yokohama Arena.
You've been blessed by many people, including Ucchan Nanchan of the same period.
In addition, you have been appointed as a relay cheerleader for the TV Tokyo Paralympics.
As a result of hard work and hard work, you have now become the most loved 60-year-old in Japan.
You will continue to love comedy and you will love comedy.
In 2024, you will use Ametok as your flagship on Degara Railway in Yokohama.
You are the best Ametok stack.
Even if you don't win anything, you can earn money for two years.
You have a new goal.
You are 70 years old.
Your name is...
Koki.
It may be difficult, but I've been working hard for 10 years, and Mahoto-chan has been working hard for 10 years on the show, and for that reason, the people here have been protecting Abetou for 10 years, and I will do my best and not die, so I would like to celebrate Koki's birthday 10 years later.
I've received a letter.
Really?
Abetou-ku Grand Prize, Second Grand Prize, Congratulations!
I've been in charge of it for 20 years.
"A man you don't want to be embraced", "A man you hate", "A man you want to bury in the sand"
Things like that.
Even though people are only eating quite strictly, I sometimes went out of the store to run away because I felt dangerous.
Now, from the elderly to children, it is very thoughtful of them to ask for a lot of handshakes and photos and to be 180 degrees different.
Even now that I have reached my full age, I don't complain even if I'm filming overseas or in rural areas and I'm not in Tokyo for half of the month.
It really makes me feel down.
Please continue to be a cute old man who can make everyone smile.
Masachi, entertainer.
Ichikawa, sword.
That's good.
Thank you.
Egashira-san has won a trophy.
Really?
Wow!
It's a lucky one, isn't it?
Egashira-san, can you turn it around?
Wow!
What is it?
Egashira-san and Degawa-san have won a trophy.
Thank you!
Thank you for coming.
It's in the middle, isn't it?
Egashira-san, come here!
You come here!
Egashira-san, come here!
Let's do it! One, two...
Tonight's New Year's special four projects will also be released in two months.
I found out!
"In addition, "Hakidashiria" after recording will also be released."
On the radio with producer Kaji and gorgeous entertainers...
The original works that can only be seen here are also on holiday.
January 1st is the Sexy Actress Draft Meeting.
New Year's gift party.
My favorite entertainers will also be released in the near future.
New Year's day at Anatomy Off Club.
Now, Digger-san.
Yes!
This year, Shimeo.
Well, there are various times of laughter...
Well, it's a difficult time, but...
Yes.
Overcoming it, I still want to work hard with everyone.
Well, I think so, really.
No, it's really like that.
Yes.
It's really like that.
Kawashima Ara.
Huh?
What are you grinning at?
Huh?
I'm not grinning.
Yuhei-chan and Sha-senpai are listening.
I'm not grinning.
I'm listening seriously.
Are you an entertainer or something?
New Year's day at Anatomy Off Club.
Hey, hey, hey.
What are you doing?
No, no, no.
Wait, Daigo, you're grinning too.
What's with this fight?
What's going on?