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The set continues from last week's sports day.
How did you like last week's sports day?
We had a lot of fun!
I wanted to do sports day, so it was fun.
But I was fired, so I'm not satisfied.
What about the lawsuit?
I'm sorry, but there is a possibility of causing a lawsuit.
Can you look over there?
The United Nations lawyer is here.
He was in "We are Fujiko" a lot.
I love Fujiko.
Excuse me.
Don't bring someone you don't know.
No, no.
I worked with him only once.
Let me introduce myself.
Excuse me.
I'm Demirhan Demir of Fujimiro Lemon Water of K-PRO.
I'm Demir.
I heard that you really like our show.
We asked you to be our guest.
He came here on his own will.
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- I'll wipe my tongue so you'll call me again. - I'm sorry!
- This is the last episode. - What?
Seriously?
I'm glad you got sucked in!
- I'm glad! - You're glad?
I'm not a scatman. I'm not a scatman.
I'm not a big scatman.
Anyway...
Well, well...
- GOMIDA and NAISA are here with us again. - GOMIDA and NAISA are here with us again.
GOMIDA, you've lost your stamina in the gym, haven't you?
My knees are laughing.
- Chaka-chaka-chaka-ping! - That's too much!
- We're going to do what we left behind. - Scary.
We'll do what we left behind from the survey we asked Fujiko.
And we'll clean up what we regret about.
- There were about eight people in the sports community. - Who were they?
- There were eight people in the sports community. - So you did what you wanted to do.
- Yes, we did. - I see.
- You regret what you did. - Yes.
- So you'll do what you regret about. - Yes.
- There's a lot of stuff in the set. - That's right.
- There's a lot of stuff in the set. - I see.
- Can I ask you one more question? - Yes.
- Is there anyone else who wants to do it? - Is it that?
- I don't think so. - It's this.
- Isn't it Devil? - Devil?
- Devil wants to do it. - Is it okay?
- It's not okay! - Why do you say you did what you left behind?
- Devil wants to do it too. - No, I really want to stop that.
- Who wants to do it? - It depends on where you do it.
- If you do it first, you can't do it later. - That's right.
- That's right. - Anyway, let's not talk about accessories.
- Let's talk about what you left behind. - Yes.
- The first one is this. - What is it?
- Please open it. - Who is it?
- The first one is... - There's a lot of stuff in it.
- It says what you want to do in this set. - Yes.
The first thing you want to do is...
You want to make regular Kosugi "kosukosuko" cooking.
- Speaking of which, you used to make it. - Yes.
Some of you may not know, but at the beginning of the show, Kosugi had a few cooking projects, didn't you, Kosugi?
That's right. There were about four.
I have a lot of fans of Fujiko-chan, but not only me, but other fans of Fujiko-chan also said they wanted to see it again.
If this show continues, even if I graduate, I would like someone to take over cooking and make it a regular project.
If it became a regular project, you would probably be burned somewhere.
Since it's "kosukosuko" cooking returns this time, Kosugi will be cooking. Here you go.
- Here you go. - But there is a possibility that you will improve a lot.
- That's right. - There are a lot of ingredients here. - That's right.
- What are you going to make? - What are you going to make?
- First of all, there is "oshinoyaki". - Eh?
- Everyone, here you go. "oshinoyaki". - Eh?
- Isn't it quite difficult? - What's in it? - What's in it?
- Everything is difficult for you. - Eh? - Are there five? - There are five.
- What's this? Can you make a request? - Yes, anything.
- Will you make me one of these later? - Yes, I think I can do anything.
- Eh, you really can't do it. - Doesn't it feel like you've grown up? Isn't it not enough?
- Eh, is it not enough? - It's not enough. - Certainly.
- You don't know anything, do you? - Eh, then what do you want to eat?
- I definitely want to eat "purukogi". - "Purukogi"? - I like "yodaredori".
- Hey, is "purukogi" being returned to you? - Did you hear that? Did you hear that?
- No, but it's nice to eat "purukogi" in the middle of the night. - "Purukogi"? - Yes.
- "Purukogi", I'm counting on you. - Eh, "hintna"? "Purukogi" - "isshina"? Is this "isshina"?
- "isshina"? - "hintna"? Did you say "hintna"? You really don't know "purukogi", do you?
- I think I know. - You know what it is, right?
- I think it's brown. - Brown?
- Brown. - You're wrong.
So, Kosugi will be cooking "purukogi".
She'll choose ingredients and cook it in a different place.
- So, let's start with choosing ingredients. - What?
- Kosugi, please cook "purukogi". - I'm looking forward to it.
- Let's choose ingredients. - I'll bring "purukogi" with me.
- What will she cook "purukogi" with? - What is this?
- Which one? - "purukogi", "purukogi".
- I'll bring "purukogi" with me. - "purukogi" looks delicious!
- I see. - There must be vegetables in it.
- Vegetables? What's this? - Oh!
- I took a big bite. - There are vegetables in green, too.
- You're a professional "purukogi" player. - Remember it.
- What's this? I think it'll be better with vegetables. - What?
- Lemon? - Choose whatever you like.
For now? For now? But it's better with lots of vegetables, isn't it?
- It's better with lots of vegetables, isn't it? - Yes.
- Yes, it is. - The meat will spill out if you hold it like that.
- What do you mean "it's better"? - This much.
- Raw? - I'll go.
- Are you sure? - I'll go.
- Go ahead. - Go ahead.
- I'll go. - Go to the kitchen.
- I'll go to the kitchen? - If you don't know, you can come and get it raw.
- Yes, you can come and get it. - Can I come and get it?
- If you finish cooking "purukogi", will "kosugi" come and do it on its own?
- There is no break, right? - There is no break, right?
- There is a break in the middle. - There is a break in the middle.
- There is a break in the middle. - Yes.
- While "kosugi" is cooking, let's move on to the next "yarinokoshi".
- "kosugi", good luck! - Good luck!
- Now, it's "purukogi".
- Next is a big one? - Yes.
- Let's move on to the big one. - What is it?
- What is it? - This is...
- Please move to the corner. - Please move to the corner.
- Does anyone know what "yarinokoshi" is? - What is it?
- What is it? - It's like...
- It's like "canon". - It's scary!
- What is it? - What is it?
- I'll turn it around. - What is it?
- What is it? - This is...
- I just want to bathe in cream. - What?
I joined the variety show "Yari"
but I've never been dirty since I joined it
and I'm a little longing for taking a shower and going home after a variety show.
- It's like an old variety show. - It's what you say a lot, isn't it? - Yes, I wrote it because I wanted to bathe in cream.
- That's why I prepared a cream challenge for free. - Why are there three of them? - So this time we prepared three bazookas and only one will win.
- There are only two of them, so I'd like you to draw a lottery and bathe in cream. - It's like a punishment game.
- There are only two left, so if you draw a lottery and choose one of them, you may win a cream. - I don't like it!
- That's what I wanted to see! I don't like it! - Normally you don't like it, do you?
- So you're going to draw a lottery, aren't you? - Yes, I am!
- Okay, you and Tada-san, please choose one. - I don't like it! - Norime! - Okay!
- Tsururi-san! - Yes
it's Nakamura-san! - Yes
it's Nakamura-san! - And the other one is... - There's only one left. - Go, go!
- It's Nakamura and... - I'll choose this one! - Okay! - Okay, it's out! - What's this? - A big gold ball! - Oh! Murashige-san!
- Good luck! - Thank you!
- Why did you choose all of them? Don't say it first! - Please choose!
- Hey, hey, hey! - I chose all of them!
- I want to see it! - I want to see it, too!
The person who took a shower will have cream all over their body for 50 minutes.
Let's bring it to the end!
Let's do it!
Takamura, are you okay?
Can I open my mouth?
You don't have to eat it.
You can open your mouth.
Murashige is like a yakuza's sauna.
Like a dragon.
Let's do it!
You want me to hit you, right?
- Let's do it! - You want me to hit you, right?
Let's do it!
Please do the "cream cannon" challenge!
You wanted to do it, didn't you?!
Cut off one of them!
Cut it off!
This is really frustrating!
They took all the good parts!
Right?!
Yeah!
And with that, we're going to do a commercial!
You're amazing! You didn't even shoot a commercial!
You're amazing!
Looking at you like this, you look like a demon!
You do look like one!
No, you don't!
This show is so boring!
That's why it doesn't end!
Kosugi!
Yes!
You're all going too far with your bare hands!
Be careful! Yes!
But it's going well!
Even if we had all this time, we still haven't cut the vegetables.
I can't peel the skin off.
Are you doing carrots all the time?
I like it with a lot of skin.
Do you have a peeler?
The skin has peeled off!
Peeler!
Oh, is this it?
Isn't it hard to go in time? Are you okay?
I'm counting on you!
But is this okay?
Hey, your wife's bare skin is disgusting!
Now, let's look at Fujiko's next mistake.
Mr. Bare Skin, please move for a moment.
Here it is.
I'd like to revenge on Blue.
That's it! That's it!
When we fought against Black and Blue,
there was blood coming out of the gap between the leaves.
That's right.
And then it couldn't be transferred immediately, right?
That's right. As long as there's no blood coming out...
So you've been practicing this.
That's right. I've been looking for points where there's easy to bleed and stabbed myself many times.
But you can't bleed at all?
You've been bleeding?
Yes.
You've been bleeding?
I've been bleeding perfectly.
As we did in the previous knockout match, it's better to stab a toothpick into the gap of your teeth and drop it first.
This time, Morita and Uenoshi will do a face-off challenge.
That's right.
The time limit is 100 seconds.
When you come up with an idea... Huh? The time limit is 100 seconds?
100 seconds?
100 seconds.
It's a little shorter.
Yes, it's a little shorter.
One minute.
If Morita loses, Morita will dig up cream.
Why?
I heard there's more.
You want to do a challenge, don't you?
That's right.
Let's do it.
To be honest, I don't think I'll lose.
No, no, no.
I've been stabbed a lot in demonstrations before.
You've been stabbed a lot.
But I haven't practiced.
I see.
If you bleed, it's over, right?
If you bleed, it's over.
Please admit it.
I didn't stab you.
I didn't stab you. I stabbed you with one or two toothpicks.
I see.
If you drop it, you lose?
Can I drop it?
If you drop it, you lose?
I'll show you.
Wow, where should I stab you with, Morita?
Yes.
Count one toothpick at a time.
Yes, yes, yes.
Wait a minute.
Ready.
Start.
Yes, the first one.
The first one.
Where is it?
Now, Morita, please go up.
Not yet, not yet, not yet.
Yes, the second one.
It's fast.
It goes down like this.
Yes.
Wow.
Again, again, again.
Now, don't drop it.
Yes, the third one.
I have a feeling.
I'm scared.
Don't drop it.
Are you shaking?
Are you scared?
Are you hurt?
Don't say it out loud.
No.
Oh, you didn't stab me.
You stabbed me.
Yes, the fourth one.
Morita, you are strong.
Yes, I am strong.
You have a lot of muscles.
Oh, no, I stabbed my lips.
Yes, the fifth one.
The fifth one.
That's why.
Morita, you are calm.
You are stable.
The fifth one.
Yes, the sixth one.
The sixth one.
Oh, great.
Where is it?
It's in front of you.
You can do it.
The seventh one.
Yes, the seventh one.
Uenishi, you are also in the seventh one.
Uenishi is in the seventh one.
Are you okay?
Murashige, you are in the seventh one.
Morita is also in the seventh one.
Oh, I'm shaking.
Are you okay?
Is Uenishi okay?
Didn't Uenishi get stabbed?
No, he didn't.
The ninth one.
Oh, where is it?
It's in front of you.
Great.
Uenishi, you have trained hard.
The two of you got stabbed many times.
Who is it?
Mr. Wenny, are you okay?
Are you okay?
No, I'm not okay yet.
I'm not okay yet.
Are you okay?
Let's go.
Where is it?
It's not coming out.
Please put it in.
Where is it?
The front one is still open.
The bottom one is open, too.
Wait a minute.
Which one is it?
Is it coming out?
It's coming out.
Time's up!
Doctor Stop again!
Did Morita-san win?
No, it came out from the left but this time it came out from the right.
I don't know!
I don't know, I don't know.
You talk a lot.
Ah, it's coming out.
This is completely Doctor Stop.
It came out.
Amazing!
Morita-san is too strong.
It's stable.
Am I not strong?
Amazing!
That means, since Uenishi lost, he gets a cream puff.
But there are two of them, so Tada can go too.
Uenishi and Tada.
Who else will go?
Who else will go? Choose one of us.
Who do you want to let go of?
Murashige.
Murashige again?
Murashige too.
Is it 1/3 again?
Yes, it's 1/3.
Okay.
Okay, Uenishi and Tada.
Murashige-san.
One of you will get a cream puff.
Who will go?
Let's go again.
Let's go at the same place.
Okay, it's a cream puff.
Who will it be this time?
Is it okay if it's in the middle?
Yes, I'll do my best in the middle.
Yes, it was like that before.
Can you do it?
Murashige-san, are you ready?
I'm ready!
I'm scared of sitting like a man.
Let's go.
Uenishi-san, I'm sure you're bleeding.
My teeth...
Make it white.
Let's go.
Let's go for the cream puff challenge.
Please!
Who is it?
Those are different tears.
-Tada-san. -Yes?
-Are you happy? -I'm happy!
She looks really happy!
Her chest hair and emotions are the opposite!
It's because I'm bald.
Scary!
This sound is...
-Kosugi-san! -Yes!
What's that?
It looks pretty good.
-What's that? -I'm going to grill it!
-I'm going to grill it! -What is it?
-What is it? -What is it?
Tell me what you put in it!
-Hey! -It's vegetables!
-What should we do? -What should we do?
-The meat? -It's burning!
It's a knife!
This is scary.
-Let's go! -What's that?
-It's lemon. -It's lemon juice.
I can't squeeze it.
It's lemon juice.
Spread the meat!
- Spread the meat! - It's outdoor.
Are you going to eat it?
- No, no, no. - It's scary.
It's too scary.
It's almost time for the next segment.
Here it is!
Fujimoto is playing ping pong with Sakuma-san in a yukata.
- What is this? - What is this?
I want to see Sakuma-san in a yukata.
And I want to see Sakuma-san playing ping pong.
Suddenly?
Did Fujimoto-san and I have something like that?
- Did we have a fate? - Did we have a fate?
If we did, I know what it is.
- I know what it is. I should wear a yukata, right? - Yes.
- I'm sorry. - I wanted to see it.
- I wanted to see it. - You wanted to see it, didn't you?
- Yes. - Yes.
Well, you know...
You're like a father and a son.
- It's nice. - It's hard to see.
- I'm pretty good at ping pong. - Ping pong?
I haven't played it for about 30 years.
- Fujimoto, you're good at it, right? - I'm good at it.
- You're good at it. - I've been practicing it.
- You've been practicing it? - I've been practicing it.
Why do you make it a classic?
In this match, if Fujimoto-san loses...
He'll take full responsibility for the Fuji-cos.
I see.
But if Fujimoto-san and someone else loses...
Yes.
If Sakuma-san loses, Sakuma-san will take full responsibility.
I have to win.
- You can do it! - You can do it!
By the way, Fujimoto-san, if you win, what will you do?
- Yes! - Yes.
- I have a request. - Oh.
First of all...
I want an X-sized hollowback and...
- Also... - First of all?
What do you mean "first of all"?
- First of all, I want an X-sized hollowback. - You haven't been hollowbacked yet!
- No, I haven't. - No, you haven't.
I'll take an X-sized hollowback and a two-shot now, and you can upload them to Mr. Sakuma's account.
- What is she up to? - What are you satisfied with?
- I'd like to break your house or something. - I'd like you to upload them.
I don't know what's been going on for the past two years.
- What's been going on? - It was in her mind, wasn't it? In Fujimoto's mind.
- Could you take it now, in case it gets too creamy? - Wow, scary!
- She looks like a "watch" depending on her appearance. - She's got a weird way of doing things.
- She looks like a "watch". - Here we go!
- She's got a lot of energy.
- Her face looks like she's about to collapse. - Thank you!
- Are you sure about that? - She's like, "I'm going to collapse in two or three weeks."
- She's going to crush you with a broomstick. - She's going to crush you with a broomstick.
- She's like a "guri-nyoko" or something. - She's a 5-point player.
- I haven't played table tennis for 30 years or more. - Sakuma, you have five points.
- Five points! - Let's do it!
- It's okay, Sayano. You're strong. - I'm going to win!
- Sakuma versus Fujimoto! Yukata Table Tennis, start!
- Let's win! - Good!
- Good! - Good!
- Fujimoto's got points! - He's good! - He's good!
- Let's go! - Yes!
- Wait a minute! - He's good, but...
- He's good, but... - He's good, but...
- I'm going! - He's going!
Get ready!
- He's good! - He's good!
- Two-ban. - Two-ban, I see.
- This is no good! - It's not!
- It's fine like this, right? - Yes, I understand.
- It's not! - It's not!
- Here! - Here!
- I'll help you. - I didn't do anything!
- You said you didn't do it when you were 30. - Please!
- Here! - Here!
- Sorry. - Sorry? It's too late!
- Heavy. - Here! - That looks fun.
- Yeah! - Not good! Bad point! - Bad point! - Not good! - Good! - Bad! - Not good! - Not good! - Not good! - Not good! - Not good! - Not good! Takumi
calm down! - Serve!
- Not good! - He's moving around a lot.
- Serve! - A girl's generation's simple table tennis.
- That's right. - Here I go!
- Good! - You can do it!
- Bad! - Not good!
- I want you to post a picture of you and a slogan. - A picture of you and a slogan?
- And on top of that, a cream puff? - Yes, and on top of that, a cream puff.
- And what about the slogan? - When you post a picture, what's the slogan?
- Well... "Good job, leader, for a year and a half."
"There are only two people left. Tada and Wada did it, too."
"That's right."
"But Tada wants to do it as many times as possible."
"Do you want to do it as many times as possible?"
"One more person."
"What if Tada-san chooses you?"
"Huh?"
"Then, Fujimoto."
"Ah, dinner."
"Not yet, not yet."
"Well, then..."
"It has nothing to do with you, then I'll feed you."
It's possible that she'll get a blow to her big hip.
Her face is dark blue.
Is it okay for me to close my eyes?
Oh, it's okay.
Now, who will it be?
Crimho, please!
It's my misogi special!
By the way, that yukata is...
Monkey...monkey planet is terrible, isn't it?
No, no, no.
What is monkey planet? Isn't it?
Cute.
Excuse me, in this cream...
Excuse me...
Hey, you!
Let me poke you with a toothpick in your elbow!
Are you okay?
What?
You haven't bled, have you?
No, I haven't.
Really?
What? What?
Your teeth are covered with blood!
Shut up!
You are too kind!
What is?
You are too kind!
My teeth are covered with blood.
Don't push yourself, Denny!
I thought you two were the only ones here!
Japanese people are so kind!
What a country!
Here we go!
Next...
I'm getting irritated!
Next, we have a microphone here...
Well, we do have it, but...
Which Fujiko will do it again?
Do it again?
Do it again.
Well, in a sense, we did it again.
Here we go!
Iriyama Toki - I wanted to sing better!
I wanted to sing better!
I see.
What does this mean?
That's right.
Even though we get good scores in karaoke,
we don't get good scores because we don't get support every time.
I see.
So we want to do it again...
Not do it again...
Do...
Do it again.
Yes, that's what it means.
I see.
So you two will aim for high scores and get revenge in karaoke.
You two will aim for more than 90 points and sing,
but if you don't get more than 90 or 180 points in total,
you will be punished by someone bigger than you and Iriyama Toki.
I see.
Yes.
So it's three of you.
Yes, it's three of us.
Let's start with Iriyama.
Please get ready.
What song will you sing?
Well...
Otsukai's "Planetarium".
Wow!
Go! Go!
Can you get more than 90 points?
Let's hear it!
Here we go!
90 points...
If we get over 80, if we get 89, we'll be fine, right?
I can graduate with courage.
While I was singing, I saw Sakuma-san and I felt like I was going to cry.
While I was singing, I could smell Sakuma-san's sweetness.
Let's do something exciting.
Let's do it.
Iriyama is 91.788, so it's okay if it exceeds 89, right?
I see.
Please do it.
88.212.
How many times does he want to take a bath?
Oki, you have a beautiful face.
Oki won't eat anything.
Oki always takes everything from me.
The food is almost ready.
Bulgogi, how is it?
I want you to come back here.
This smells very good.
I'm very hungry.
Please finish it.
What is the egg?
I put an egg yolk at the end of the dish.
That's right.
There is such a thing.
This is a lot of bulgogi.
This is because there is meat in it.
This smells very good.
She was able to make bulgogi with her instincts.
What is this lemon?
If you practice seriously, you will be able to make delicious food.
Please stop it.
You put an egg yolk at the bottom of the dish.
Is there a lemon you don't want there?
Where is the egg yolk?
Please put the egg yolk in the middle of the dish.
No, there is only egg yolk.
Can I bake the egg white?
You can bake it.
You don't need to bake the egg white.
Why do you bake the egg white?
I don't waste the egg white.
Where is the lemon?
The lemon has been broken.
You have suddenly become a trash can.
This is TOSCOSCO's bulgogi.
Is the egg white ready?
Please put the egg white on top of the dish.
This is the baked egg white.
Is it like an omelet?
You can't take it out of the dish.
Please put it in the room.
She baked the egg white.
You can also put it on top of the dish.
This looks delicious.
Please take it out of the dish and put it in the room.
This is TOSCOSCO's cooking.
Please say it from ITO.
We smell too sweet.
This is not good.
Can I say it?
MOI, please put the egg yolk on top of the dish.
Please put the noodles on top of the dish.
Please put the egg yolk and white meat on top of the dish.
Each piece of meat is huge!
She ate it all at once.
It's good.
Bring me some rice.
It's good.
She always gets something.
It's good.
Is it good?
It's good.
It's not bad to put an egg in it.
Before the ending, we have an announcement. Sakamoto, please.
On March 20th, at IDOL SQUARE PARTY 15, Fujikozu will appear as a guest.
Our debut song is "No Tori" from "Nijujihan".
There is also a collaboration stage with other idols, so please check it out at official X. We are waiting for you.
And Fujimoto.
Fujikozu Satsugiwa Shikii 2025 will be held on March 30th.
The commemorative T-shirts, stickers and photo stands we are wearing will be on sale.
Tickets are on sale now, so please check the official website for more details.
This is the last event. Please come and see us.
There's more, right?
It has nothing to do with Fujiko, but it's a personal matter.
The movie I starred in, "YUI", will be premiered at Ikebukuro VMAX CINEMAZ two days from tomorrow, so please come and see it!
It will be serialized in March at Ikebukuro VMAX WEB MAGAZINE "GLASS GARDEN" and it will be serialized at Ikebukuro VMAX CINEMAZ two days from tomorrow, so please come and see it!
Please come and see it!
Didn't you do it?
We all did it!
No, no, I'm first!
Hey, what's going on?