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"I Can't Stop Fujiko" has begun. We will show you the footage this week.
Last week, we had a match against Matsuri, but Fujiko's, how was it?
It's frustrating!
I lost!
It's been a while since I've been dizzy because of you.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
That's right.
How do you feel about today's kone sheet?
Nothing has changed as usual!
Nothing has really changed.
Yasuhiro Minakawa, 42 years old, dog age.
There is a peacock nearby, but if you go to Daifuku, Daifuku is cheaper.
Why are you playing dead here?
Why is that?
FUJIKOUZU has been thinking of an ideal "Munekyum" Valentine's Day situation.
MCs have been choosing situations that they thought were good.
This time, FUJIKOUZU will be participating in that situation.
Did you all choose it this time?
We chose it based on the situation.
What criteria did you choose?
I chose it based on my own memories.
So you chose it seriously.
What kind of criteria are you using?
It's like a reality show.
Before that, let's talk about MCs' friendship.
That's right.
They have the best friendship.
First of all, let's look at what FUJIKOUZU has been thinking of.
Let's look at what MCs didn't choose.
FUJIKOUZU has been thinking of an ideal "Munekyum" Valentine's Day situation.
Is there anything you're interested in?
I want to know KUKITA's "sukipini kogoe".
What does "sukipini kogoe" mean?
"Sukipini kogoe" is a situation where you give it to everyone.
"Only one person is special."
I see.
You don't want others to know it.
You give it to only one person.
I'll give it to you.
You give it to us.
Thank you.
I got KUKITA's "sukipini kogoe".
It's too long!
We'll be found out!
What did you make for that?
I made a sweet cookie.
A sweet cookie doesn't taste good!
But it's good, isn't it?
What else did you make?
But you have two homes, don't you?
Home curry and home valentine's day.
What is the leftover "giri-choco"?
I gave "giri-choco" to everyone.
I gave "giri-choco" only to people who like it.
"It's not really "giri-choco", but...
It's too long!
You gave "giri-choco" only to people who like it?
That's right.
And I gave "it's not really "giri-choco", but...
It's real! You've done it before, haven't you?
Unfortunately, it was not chosen by the MCs.
However, you will be the judges of this project.
I see!
Please choose the one you like the most among the situations that will be shown with the MCs.
Fujiko, who had the highest number of votes, will receive 10,000 yen as a chocolate base.
That's a lot of money!
It will be decided by one of you three.
Yes.
So, this is the situation that Ito-san chose for the valentine's day.
"On the same way home after school".
What is the reason for this?
This is a memory of my school days.
I've never seen her at any event in my school days.
I've always admired such situations.
You've admired such situations?
Yes, like receiving chocolates.
Who wrote this situation?
Yes!
It's Suzuki-san!
I'm really sorry!
Not at all! Not at all! Why?
But Suzuki is good at acting.
That's right!
She's been doing it for a long time.
About the last time, when I said that Suzuki and Uenishi are my only allies, everyone said "what?"
They said like "you're wrong", but it was right, wasn't it?
It was right!
By the way, what kind of story is this?
This is a story of a boy and his classmate who always go home together after school.
They go back to high school together.
The girl secretly has feelings for him.
Then, on Valentine's Day, she gets up her courage and confesses...
Ah!
Eh!
What is this high school student with a mustache?
High school student with a mustache?
It's true, it's not a boy's school.
Isn't it too small for that?
Yes! Then, Itou-san and Suzuki-chan's "Heart-pounding Valentine's Day" starts!
Eh, how was school today?
Same as always.
You know, there is a music teacher named Shimada-sensei.
Shimada!
Yes, that person seems to be in trouble now.
I don't think that person is in trouble now.
Ah, I see!
I thought you were in trouble now.
No, I'll be in trouble from now on.
I see!
Ah, I see!
I see, I see.
Ah, I'm sorry.
I'm at home now.
I see.
Then...
You're at home, right?
Yes.
See you!
Help me!
Wait!
Huh?
What?
Actually...
There is something I want to give you.
Something you want to give me?
Wait a minute.
What is it you want to give me?
To me?
You are the only one in front of me, right?
Can I?
Yes.
You can't open it now.
Don't open it until you calm down.
I won't open it.
Don't open it.
I won't open it until I get home.
See you tomorrow.
Yes.
Bye-bye.
Be careful.
Thank you.
I won't open it.
What?
He ran away.
What?
I won't open it.
I've been told not to open it.
Isn't he old?
What?
Are you going to eat it?
Yes.
It's delicious.
I got a letter.
Magician of Tsukkomi, Shuntange.
You may not like it, but I love you, Itou-kun.
I still remember you talking to me when we lost in the acting competition and I was depressed.
From the bottom of my heart.
- This makes me feel good! - Really?
This is really...
I don't know if it's two years ago or not, but...
I've been thinking about it for a long time...
This is...
The last two or three lines...
It's true. It's my true feelings.
It's your true feelings!
But you know...
Before the election, you weren't my fan!
No, I'm not!
You made it, didn't you?
Yes, I did!
Really?
If you did, you ate it too lightly!
I made it because I didn't know!
You've got to be kidding me!
I'm so happy that I don't have to get a letter from you.
You're so good at it!
Thank you!
Your face looks totally different when you act and when you get off.
You look even cuter when you're acting.
You were cute!
You're beautiful!
I can't get enough of you two!
Ito's virginity was good, too.
I've never seen a virgin with such a mustache!
Next is another virgin!
Morita-san, don't say things you said just before the commercial!
I didn't say anything!
Hey! Stop it!
It was fun, wasn't it?
Yes.
Next up is...
Don't say it!
It's the heart-pounding Valentine's Day that Morita-san chose!
Yes!
The situation Morita-san thought was good is...
A couple eating crepe in a park.
Yes, that's right!
Why is that?
It's chocolate, but crepe...
I was a little curious about that.
What is this crepe?
I was a little curious about that.
The person who wrote this situation is...
Yes, Imai-chan!
Imai-san has a crepe.
Imai-chan and Morita-san, please come forward.
What kind of situation is this?
They're wearing school uniforms.
It's cute!
It's like an old school.
That's right.
It's like a good school.
That's right!
It's definitely private!
Isn't it like the Showa period?
Isn't it like when Japanese schools were at their worst?
This is really funny!
Imai-chan, what kind of story is this?
It's about a high school couple giving a crepe as a present on Valentine's Day.
Giving a crepe as a present?
Isn't it hard to give a crepe as a present?
Isn't it hard to eat it as it is?
They're carrying it around naked!
What is this?
Is it like this in the morning?
In the morning?
Isn't this before they go to school?
This is in the evening.
Is it in the evening?
They were sleeping in their bags all the time.
In their bags...
Sleeping in their bags?
They were sleeping in their bags.
Could you please cut this out?
Are we dating this?
Oh, you're right.
Are we dating this?
Why don't you take a look at it?
Could you please stand by for the moment?
What should I do?
OK.
I'll sit down.
I'm really interested in this crepe.
OK, then Morita, Morita and Imai's...
- Munekyun Valentine's Day. - I've seen it in Shimura-san's content or something like that.
- Start! - You can't watch it until that, can you?
- The moon is shining in the night. - Huh?
- No one can see it. - What is this?
- This is... - Huh?
- The sweet, sweet youth of high school students. - Is it okay for me to not be able to hear this?
- Terry? - If I could hear it...
- It's Valentine's Day today, right? - Yeah.
- So, you know... - Yeah.
- I brought you a spring-special club. - Wait, you...
- Since when? - Yeah.
- Where did you put it? - I made it in the morning and brought it here.
- And, well, school ended. - Yeah.
- And we got together. - Oh, I see.
- So it's been sleeping in my bag all this time. - It's in your bag...
- Is it okay for you? Is it dirty or clean? - Oh, it's fine.
- It's been frozen properly. - It's been frozen?!
- It's okay. Hurry up and eat it! - It's pretty wet, but it's been frozen!
- Oh, I see. - And you're going to eat it?
- Oh, I see. - You're going to eat it?
- Wait, stop! - Huh?
- Huh? - I'm going to bake a crepe.
- There's a point to it. - Yeah.
- I made it into a crescent-shaped chocolate. - Why?!
- Why? - It's fine.
- Why a crescent? - Hurry up and eat it!
- Should I eat a crescent? - Yeah!
- First of all, that chocolate has a little magic in it, but... - Can I say it?
- If you eat this chocolate, you'll only see me, right? - Are you that kind of guy?
- I don't know anything about her! - That's right, that's right!
- But listen! Hurry up! - What is it?
- There's a little big and cute girl there... - What is it?
- Can you see me? - What?
- Can you see me? - You're weird, aren't you?
- You can't see me, can you? - What? Can you see me? Weird?
- You're weird! - Wait a minute!
- Then, there's a little big and cute girl called "Uenishi", but... - Oh, oh, oh! I see!
- Can you see me? - What?
- Can you see me? - Can you see me?
- Can you see me? - What kind of white laughter is this?
- Can you see me? - This is really cute, but...
- Can you see me? - Can you see me?
- You can only see me, right? It's amazing. - Yeah.
- By the way... - What?
- It's embarrassing to say it again, but... - Yeah.
- Setsuya... - Yeah?
- I like you. - What about you, Setsuya?
- I like you. - Eh?
- I like you. - Wait...
I thought we should break up for a second.
- How much do you like me? - Huh? Again? Again?
Why are you asking me that?
- Not three times a month, but every month. - Ah, I'm glad.
No, wait. You have to say I like you the most in the galaxy.
- I like you the most in the galaxy! - Ah, I'm glad.
- Um, Morita-san didn't give it back like I thought. - I can't say it!
- I wanted to be sweeter, but you didn't give it back like I thought. - But I said you're the only one I can't see!
- I wanted to be sweeter, but you didn't give it back like I thought. - Is it my fault?
- I thought you're the only one I can't see!
- I was so excited at the end. - I'm sorry.
- I didn't mean to cast a spell on you. I've never experienced this before.
- I didn't know why you said "weird" and laughed.
- Your eyes were wide open! - It's good.
It was like high school.
It was a world view of its own.
The last situation is...
Did crepe have any meaning?
I was curious about crepe.
It didn't mean anything.
It was crepe's magic.
It was like a crescent moon's magic.
Next is Katsuna-san.
I'm really scared when I see this.
This is scary.
Because we are choosing only situations,
we don't have any lines.
We don't know.
There are not many situations where you are fooled.
That's right.
Next is Sakuma-san.
This is...
Sakuma-san chose this situation.
A classmate of a cooking school
suddenly appeared
on Valentine's Day.
A cooking school?
Why did you choose this situation?
Because this situation is special.
A cooking school.
Because of this situation,
I was curious about crepe.
Also,
I'm a high school boy.
I've never interacted with girls.
I'd like to experience what it's like.
Sakuma-san, you're pretty excited.
I don't think you're going to have any hiccups in between.
Should I take a picture of you?
Cute!
You're excited.
If I were a director, this would be my last hiccup.
You're cute and excited.
Who came up with this situation?
Yes.
The leader, Fujimoto-san.
Fujimoto-san came up with it.
Sakuma-san and Fujimoto-san came up with it.
Am I a chef?
I'm not a chef.
I'm not a cook.
Are you a high school cook?
I'm a high school cook.
Are you a high school cook?
That's a dream.
It's not for boys.
You're a gyaru.
What kind of story is this?
That kind of story?
It's true.
What kind of story is this?
I was making chocolate for a friend in the kitchen.
We couldn't go out for the Valentine's Day tomorrow.
We finished school without going.
We had a chance we didn't expect.
I was going to make it by myself, but I ended up putting it in.
You made it for the show, didn't you?
Yes.
So you made a chocolate that you might not have met?
That's right.
That's cute!
She's making a movie, after all.
That's right!
If she's making a movie, I don't think it's that apron.
This is a reality show.
Yes! Then, Sakuma-san and Shimoto-chan's chest-sized Valentine's Day, start!
I hope Sakuma-kun will like it.
But, I missed the timing of giving it away.
In the end, I don't even have a chance to meet him.
What should I do if I can't give it away like this?
I made a mistake.
Is there no chance for me?
What's wrong? What are you doing?
What are you doing?
You're here!
You guys have another plan, don't you?
No.
You were hiding something, weren't you?
No.
What's wrong? What's wrong with you at this hour?
No, I was looking for a friend.
A friend?
Yes.
I see.
Fujimoto-san, what were you doing?
I was making chocolate.
Chocolate?
Yes.
Chocolate.
I was making chocolate.
Chocolate?
Valentine's Day chocolate?
Yes, it's Valentine's Day tomorrow, so I was thinking of making chocolate.
Do you want to eat it?
Can I eat it?
Yes.
But, if you're going to eat it...
Are you making chocolate?
Yes.
Well...
It's not like you're doing it on purpose or not.
You're clumsy.
It's fine, it's fine. There's some left over.
Also, I heard you say "kimo" from the back of the school building.
No, there's some left over, so eat it.
Then, I'll eat it. Thank you.
Huh? What's in it?
You put mochi in it and wrap it with strawberry sauce.
Then, you coat it with chocolate and harden it.
Is it good?
It's hard.
Because it's mochi.
I worked hard to make it.
Let's make up for it.
By the way, there's some left over. Do you want it?
Huh? There's more?
But, I don't think anyone will eat Fujimoto's chocolate.
I'll take it.
I'm happy.
It's totally different from what I thought.
Actually...
I'll say it.
Actually...
I'm the tallest in my class.
I work in a weapon lab.
But I'm kind.
And sometimes my eyes are dead during commercials.
And...
Even at my age...
I still go out in the bath.
What kind of world is it?
Until the end...
At the end, I take it off and edit it offline.
And...
I'm so busy...
But I think about the budget of the program and manage it.
That's...
Well...
I want to give it to cool people tomorrow.
That's what I wanted to say.
I like you.
What is this?
Let's do it cheerfully.
Valentine's Day Kiki
What is this?
Can we really do it again?
There's no excuse.
We really did it again.
What kind of plan was it?
Wait a minute.
What did I do wrong?
Tell me.
You won't give me anything.
It's weird. The color is dark.
What would be the correct answer at the end of the game?
I... Can I say it?
Yes, yes, yes.
Let's do it in double roles.
What?
Sakuma-san, please show us the correct answer.
The correct answer?
Yes.
Sakuma...
Happy Valentine's Day.
Oh, like this... No, I'll do it!
Go away, swimsuit!
But, even though you practiced...
I felt like Sakuma-san was having fun.
You were smiling, right?
I was a little embarrassed, but...
But I think I made a move like that when I was in high school, too.
In reality.
No, I don't think we did, either.
I think we did.
Did Fujimoto-chan make the chocolate?
Yes, yes.
I want you to try the chocolate, but...
Stop it!
I want you to try it, but...
I'm sorry, but I can't get a reaction like this.
Come on!
The first round has ended and now we will announce the results!
Everyone, please raise your best Fujikozu card.
This is "kyun"! "Kyun"!
It's "kyun"!
One, two...
Who is it?
What?
Isn't it Suzuki?
But "imai" is...
"Imai" is high?
"Imai" is low?
"Imai" is about "go".
"Suzuki" is...
Six against five against...
Six against five against one.
Isn't there one? Is there one?
Six against five against one.
Suzuki is six, "imai" is five and "fumio" is one.
This is Suzuki's victory!
Suzuki, who won, will receive chocolate for 10,000 yen.
I've never given chocolate to a boy before.
She called me "boy".
I was very nervous.
I'm happy.
Imai-chan...
But Imai-chan, for some reason...
Excuse me! I don't want to say it myself, but what did you like about Imai?
If I had a girlfriend like that, I thought it would be a lot of fun.
But I was in middle school and high school, so I've never had this kind of spirit.
But if you could have a boyfriend, would you like to do it like that?
I want to do it.
I want to do it like a friend.
There was one person who raised Fujimoto alone.
Tada?
Yes.
It's like a tsundere, but my ears turned red and confessed. It was so cute.
It was like a tsundere with red ears, but it was like Sakuma.
It wasn't Fujimoto.
But it was cute.
Yes.
That's it for the Valentine Queen Deciding Match.
I'd like to say something.
Yes.
Actually, I've been thinking of a situation for this project.
Why?
Can I do it?
No.
Why not?
Because you don't have an opponent.
No, no.
What about your opponent?
Isn't everyone going to do it for me?
But you did it as you did.
What kind of situation is it?
Murashige pretends to be a good classmate who is secretly aiming for it and conveys his feelings.
Oh!
So...
It's like a boy.
So we're good friends in the first place.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
I've become friends with you too much, so let's decide on Valentine's Day.
But you've already done it as an MC.
That's right.
What?
Sano-san?
It's going to be like Go.
Go-mina-san?
Anyway...
Sano-san or Go-mina-san?
Sano-san.
Me?
Sano-san?
Huh?
Gyo-san?
Huh?
He's ready.
He's totally ready to do it.
You guys are going to cross this world line?
Let's go home.
Did you see Shige?
Yes, I did.
Thank you.
No, no. Don't make a pose.
Walk from here and go home.
Talk with the guys and go home.
Got it.
It's like reheating.
He's not ready at all.
I'll catch up with you.
Are you ready?
Let's go.
Let's start "Munekyun Valentine" with Shige and Gyo Minagawa.
Hey! I'm doing it!
You didn't get a Valentine this year, did you?
Shut up!
You have a lonely life, don't you?
Shut up!
You're lonely, aren't you?
Well...
Do you want me to give you some chocolate?
You're Tomo-choco, aren't you?
You're Tomo-choco-choco-choco-p, aren't you?
That doesn't count for one!
What?
You're Tomo-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco-choco
I'm asking you if it's your destiny. Destiny?
It's been a long time since we've been friends, but can I be your girlfriend from now on?
I can't help it.
Valentine's Day P!
Hey, don't kick me out!
It's been 2 years since we last hugged!
- Was she cute? - Cute... Yeah, she was cute.
The Valentine's Day cooking competition is over, but there's still something left, right, Kosugi?
Yes! A Valentine's Day chocolate present from us!
- What?! - What does it mean?
- We made it! - For all of you MCs who always help us out, we've all gathered here and made it ourselves!
- You too? - Yes!
- Kosugi too? - Kosugi's cooking is...
- Everyone, from us... - Wait!
- Wait! - Wait!
- Thank you, Uenishi! - Thank you, Uenishi!
- Can I take this? - Thank you!
- Here you go. - Thank you for your patience.
- Whoa, cool! - I'll be making them.
- Oh, you're really good at this. - But I'm not allowed to.
- You're not allowed? - But I'm not allowed to make them.
- Oh, you're not allowed to make them? - One by one. - This one?
- This one? - This one?
- Wait, wait. - This is awesome!
- This is really good. - This is Costco!
- Huh? - That Costco is this one!
- Really? - This is it!
- This is it! - You won this one anyway!
- You won this one anyway! - I made it!
- Isn't this a little too high level? - But there's quite a difference in taste.
- Who is this? - Wait a minute!
- Could this possibly be Fujimoto's Reine's? - Yes! Here you go!
- Which one is Fujimoto's? - This is Fujimoto's, so it's the one you just ate.
- Please eat it. - Which one is it?
- Which one is it? - Fujimoto's, it's the one at the bottom right.
- Please eat it! - Which one is it?
- I don't want Fujimoto's ever again! - Please eat it!
- Is it soft? - Huh? - It's soft!
- It's good, it's good! - Huh?
- Fujimoto's chocolate is soft. - Huh? Is it good?
- Really? - No, it's Yamashita's!
- Yamashita's! - It's Yamashita's!
- It's Yamashita's! - Oh, I made a mistake!
- Oh, it's this one! - Wait, what's Costco's Russian's Costco?
- Huh? - What's Russian's Costco?
- It's not Russian's Costco!
- I'll try Amemiya's. It's really sweet.
- Oh, it's good! - Oh, it's good!
- Let's all go with Russian's Costco. - Which one is Russian's Costco?
- This pink one. - This one?
- Let's go. - Let's eat.
- Wow, it's hard. - It's hard!
- Oh, it's good! - It's good!
- Oh, it's really, really spicy!
- Because it's Russian.
- It hit Russian. - Wow, it's spicy!
- Please eat it again! - It's really good!
- It's good, isn't it? - It's good! What's this?
- I made it myself. - I put strawberries in it.
- What did you put in it? - I put a lot of wasabi in it.
- Wasabi's spiciness. - You don't have to eat it.
- It's hard because it's big.
- Try eating it yourself. - I want to eat it.
- I think it's this one. - I want to eat it.
- It was really good, though. - It's this one, isn't it?
- I'll eat it. - You should eat it in one bite.
- What's this? It's running away in your mouth.
- A golden ball?
- I thought it was a golden ball. - It's crazy!
- It's crunchy. - Is it good?
- It's really chewy. - Who made this white one?
- It's Yuriyama's. - It looks like it, but it's good.
- It's this rice ball, right? - Yes, it's a rice ball.
- It's good! - Who made the colorful heart?
- Huh? - Who made the colorful heart?
- Who made it? - It's me!
- Is it good? - It's good!
- Don't ask me that!
- It's good! - It's good!
- It's sharp and it spins. - It's good!
- Sweet and...what's the name of this? - It's written as "Honmei-kyoko" which is easy to tell.
- It's written as "Honmei". - It's written as "Honmei" which is easy to tell.
- It's written as "oki" which is big. - I didn't know it was big because it didn't say "koi".
- We made two kinds. - I see. - I made two kinds of it.
- "Kiri" and "Honmei". - We've received "Honmei".
What's this? You're going to eat it all?
They're going to eat it all!
By 3 pm, we're going to eat 15 chocolates!
It's so good, it's so good!
It's so good, I'm going to eat it all in one sitting!
I think the fans would like to eat it too.
Is there a way you can eat it?
It's so good!
What do you mean?
Where do you eat it?
Oh, that's right.
The same thing we made
will win a lottery.
What?!
Seriously!
I want Fujimoto to eat it for once!
It's true!
I want Fujimoto to eat it for once!
Everything else is good.
On February 16th, Sunday,
at Fuji TV headquarters,
you can win a lottery.
That's right, if you come on that day,
you can win a lottery.
I'm so happy for the fans!
It's crazy!
Isn't it impossible for an idol?
That's true.
Insert it.
Are you only inserting it?
Are you happy?
It's good!
It's really good.
On February 16th,
please come and eat Fujimoto!
I want you to eat it!
Before the ending, we have an announcement! Oki, please!
Yes! On February 16th, the Valentine's Day event will be held at Fuji TV Headquarters!
At this event, this long-sleeved T-shirt I'm wearing now and this magnet candy can will be on sale!
For more details, please check out the official X or B Fan Club homepage!
This chocolate you just saw may also be correct, so please do come!
On February 17th, six Fujikozus will be guest stars in RUFF RUFF's idol development competition Budokai!
For more details, please check out the X or B Fan Club homepage!
On February 23rd, we will be guest stars in Odaiba Super Dimensional Music Festival FES 2025, which will be held at M/M in Pieri!
For more details, please check out the official homepage!
On March 9th and 10th, we will be guest stars in GALA FES!
For more details, please check out the official X of GALA FES!
Fujikozu Graduation Ceremony 2025 will be held on March 30th!
For more details, please check out the official X or B Fan Club homepage!
This is our last performance of the year! Please do come!
Each and every one of you has a different camera and gaze!
What kind of people are you?!
I can't believe it!
Each and every one of you has a different gaze!
It was just before!
You didn't even find a camera!
Lastly, let's have the three MCs who were chosen as Valentine's Queen sing for us!
It's Friday Overnight!
This is frustrating!
How about you, Morita-san?
Well, Fujimoto-san started from making chocolate.
It's because I started from scratch.
Fujimoto's chocolate was the only event to give away.