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Last week, Morita's sensitivity went up and down.
It was like a roller coaster.
What do you think, Mr. Morita?
At the end of last week's broadcast, he pressed "like" to everyone again.
He did, he did, yes, yes, yes, yes.
I'm scared of him.
Everyone went to a pretty cold place this week, didn't you?
I'm watching you.
How was it?
How do you feel?
Is there anyone who still has a strong impression of you?
It's been a week.
I'm happy when I get likes.
Even if I'm aiming for it, I'm happy.
That's good.
Yes, I'm happy.
Imai didn't laugh at all.
I saw Mina's story.
I got a like, but I wonder if the project is still going on.
It's been going on for a long time.
Give it back to Fuji TV!
It's not for me.
For Fuji TV, they're all going to the receipt office.
Until the new year.
And the second appearance of the program is Matsuri no Mina.
Nice to meet you.
You lost the last match, didn't you?
We lost.
I really wanted to sing Friday Overnight.
What are you talking about?
The song we listened to the most in 2024 is Friday Overnight, and we can prove it with our subscreen app.
We took a video and sent it to you because we wanted to sing Friday Overnight.
Then it came true today, so we will definitely win today!
When Makoto-san was singing Fuji Course earlier, he was staring at you without looking at you.
I've been staring at you like this for a long time.
What are you talking about? I was doing it properly!
It's already started.
How is today's kone sheet?
Yes! One-sided garbage collection!
Garbage is choco! Clothes are rupee!
It's like you're in a scary movie.
That's right! Can I say a little bit?
The movie I'm starring in, "Aquino Virus" is on sale all over the country!
It's a shocking initiation horror movie about an urban legend YouTuber and his friends heading to an old shio village who have heard rumors about kamikakushi!
Please watch it at the theater!
That's all for today!
It's Fujikone Sheet's time! Don't use it for an announcement!
Watch it!
Fujikone Sheet is open daily this week, so if you know anyone who is interested, please contact us now and come by all means!
And with that, tonight's topic is this!
Fujiko vs Matsuri - Midnight Gajiba
Matsuri, are you confident?
I'm confident.
It's been a long day.
I've been watching the match.
You were playing today as well, right?
Yes.
But I don't usually get a chance like this.
That's right.
Let me do it here.
Yuki-san was smoking like crazy.
He was nervous.
He might have missed it.
He was smoking at the same pace as us.
It was hard for him to come out.
I have a bad image of him.
The rules are as follows. This match is a three-way match.
Each match will be added points.
The final total points will determine the winner.
For the losing team, there is a penalty game of "bilibili machine" waiting for you.
Here is the first match.
Coca-Cola lottery competition.
Please give us the rules.
Yes, it's a lottery game, but it's a familiar game of "poka-poka" played by Matsuri.
Throw a sense to the target and the score will be decided in the form of a sense and a target falling.
It is a traditional Japanese game.
At first glance, Matsuri seems to have an advantage, but have you ever played "poka-poka" with Matsuri?
No, I haven't had any experience.
I've only seen it.
Now, three teams will participate in the lottery.
Throw a sense and the total points will determine the winner.
In the case of the same point, the team representative will throw a sense and the team with the most points will win.
The points earned will be added up to the team.
Yes.
The lowest is Noda, who is watching "poka-poka" every week and is looking forward to it.
Thank you for your cooperation.
The lottery game of "poka-poka" is decided by "sense" and "target" falling, right?
Yes.
There are 27 ways to enter the lottery.
It's pretty hard.
27 ways.
If "target" doesn't fall and "sense" presses it, you get 0 points.
If it's the highest, you get 100 points.
There is such a thing.
I used to do it in "happiness family plan".
Did you do it?
It's really difficult.
It's difficult.
It's so-called "toy play", isn't it?
That's right.
Do you want to try it, Morita?
I want to do it.
Let's try it.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Are you sure you know all the points?
Yes.
Are you sure?
Yes, I know.
He only knows how to throw with a soft ball.
But it seems like he studied hard.
Yes, I studied hard.
Excuse me, is it okay to throw like this?
Yes, you can hold it however you like.
However you like?
Yes, you can hold it however you like.
You just have to put this part in front of you and do whatever you want.
What should I do with the stroke?
Don't raise your butt and stretch your back.
I see.
That's about it.
Is my hand okay?
Yes, you can put your hand like this.
That's about it.
Let's do it.
Okay, Morita.
Let's do it.
Demonstration.
Do you have to do this?
Let's do it.
This is minus two points because of the trick.
Minus two points.
This is minus two points because of the trick.
It's harder than the trick.
It's difficult.
You guys better watch out for the trick.
It's minus two points.
Let's start with the festival team.
It's difficult.
Let's start with the festival team.
I'll go first.
Please stand by.
Good luck.
Please start.
Kanachirusato got three points.
Kanachirusato.
Three points.
Next...
Suzuki.
You were fast.
You were faster than an AI.
You were fast.
You were faster than an AI.
Suzuki, please.
Next...
"Yurari ni Yori", 2 points.
I think you get high score after you defeat him.
That's right.
100 points.
That's right.
It's difficult.
If you don't defeat him, you can't talk, right?
That's right.
If you don't defeat him...
You can't say "kotsun", right?
Mr. Hashizume, please stand by.
Mr. Kenji, good luck.
Good luck.
You can do it, Mr. Ukifune.
Then...
I'm counting on you.
Please.
Mr. Hashizume, Mr. Kenji...
I think you can do it.
How many points will you get?
100 points.
What?
I'm not on it.
Yugao gets 8 points.
Yugao gets 13 points.
"Noda's sweat is amazing" doesn't mean "Noda-kun, wipe off your sweat".
It means "wait for us to touch it".
OK, Fujiko.
Who will go first?
OK, I'll go first.
You haven't done it before, have you?
No, I haven't.
But I watch it a lot.
I watch it until I want to buy a set.
This set.
So you know who is good at it, right?
What kind of game is it?
Oh, I see.
But I don't know, so I'll do my best.
You don't know?
You just watch it.
What will you aim for?
But I think I can aim for "suma".
"Suma"?
In the middle.
"Suma" gets 10 points.
I see.
OK, Iriyama, please stand by.
I'm counting on you.
Will she get more than 13 points?
OK, I'm counting on you.
I don't know how to hold it.
OK, Fujiko's team.
First, Iriyama.
She got it!
I'm sorry!
You can do it!
There's a 13-point difference.
But there's also 20-point difference.
It's like an illusion.
It's scary.
Can an illusion fall down?
It's falling.
Is it falling down?
It's like its butt is going up.
I see.
Please stand by.
Isn't it impossible to make a sound?
I can make a sound unexpectedly.
Please do it!
You can do it!
Hanachirusato gets 3 points!
Hanachirusato is the worst.
But if you don't get "suma", you lose.
If you get "tokonatsu" or "suma", you lose.
Don't say "suma" like Iwashita Shima!
You can get "suma" if you get "tokonatsu".
Suetsumuhana gets 5 points!
What is this?
Fujikozu's total score is 8 points, so Matsuri team wins!
Matsuri team takes the lead!
Thank you very much!
It was close, but we did it!
The last thing you said was really hurtful!
"Hey!" Matsuri said.
How about you, Yoshikozu?
I'm really sorry.
But I'm glad you got it right.
If you didn't say that, it would have been 7 to 8.
I was really nervous, but I'm glad you got it right.
Let's move on to the next match.
The second match is...
"Make Ito feel good" challenge!
They will compete in "mono-boke" which is well-known.
Both teams will do "mono-boke" one after another in a disordered state,
and it will be a game of whether Ito can make a pleasant "tsukkomi" or not.
In the end, Ito will give 10 points to the team he chose.
- Yes, that's the total. - This is a rare opportunity for Ito, isn't it?
It's not "rare", it's "how many times do you do it?"
- Is it okay for me to do it that many times? - It's a revenge, Ito.
"Revenge"? You sound like you've been worried about it a lot.
- When did Ito not come out of the infirmary for 30 minutes? - The other day.
I thought it was over, but it was also done by the entertainers.
- It's been a while since we've done it like that. - Well, it's an advantage for Fujikosu, who usually does it.
- You know Ito's "tsukkomi", don't you? - I think we know "tsukkomi" that feels good.
"tsukkomi" that feels good? I know "tsukkomi" that feels good, too.
I don't know it, so please teach me.
Fujikosu's challengers are Uesugi, Kosugi and Uenishi.
Matsuri's team is Watanabe, Matsuoka and Onodera.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
- It's a 3-on-3 match. - Don't waste your time.
- The time limit... - How can you say "don't waste your time" like that?
- Don't do it. - The time limit is 100 seconds.
- What's with the 100 seconds? - The more you say it, the more you go forward and challenge it.
It's not like "totanai live" where you say it for 100 seconds.
Matsuri's team, are you confident?
Well, I don't know "tsubo", so I'll just "katsuutsu" it.
Please don't just "katsuutsu" it!
- You said you could do it as many times as you like. - No, I'm serious.
Just one "konshin" is enough for me.
- Well, here we go. - Oh no, oh no, oh no!
- Well, then... - We have to do it!
"Modoboke" match, start!
- Go for it! - Go for it!
- What? - I'm sorry.
I'm sorry! I was trying to hide it from you, but it got too loud!
- Right! - Are you out of your mind?!
Up! Right!
Let's make it big for you, okay?
I'm very, very happy, bitch!
Thank you very much!
Stop hitting me with all kinds of things!
Only Uenishi was nice.
I only believe in Uenishi!
That's the only way I see it.
I feel like I heard something.
But whether you felt good or not is a different issue.
Matsuri, how did you like it?
I had a lot of fun.
But it was a little painful.
It was painful, wasn't it?
Let's listen to each other.
What are you talking about?
Now...
What do you think?
Ito, have you decided?
Yes!
Without saying anything!
You can do it, right?
Then Ito, please tell us.
Who won the monoboke match?
Fujiko!
I'd like to know where it was good.
Well, simply speaking, I think it was good that Uesugi was using a rifle on a dog.
I think it was of the highest quality.
If it was good, you shouldn't have kicked Uesugi.
How about you, Uesugi?
Well, it was my first time doing a monobaki...
Oh, it's my second time, but I haven't done it much.
But I was happy to be kicked in.
Do you get addicted to it?
How about you, Matsuru?
Well, it's really frustrating.
We thought we did a good job, so it's a shame.
Let's do one more.
One more?
Let's do one more, Matsuru.
One more.
Three of us don't have to do it.
Let's do one more.
I think it'll change for sure.
All of you?
All of you!
Then one by one.
One by one.
What?
It'll change for sure!
Let's review the current points of "Fujikozu vs Matsuri" serious battle.
Fujikozu is leading with 18 points vs. 13 points.
Fujikozu is leading.
Here is the last match.
Akimoto and Hayasushi will do the intro.
This is an intro battle.
Itoh is suddenly getting excited.
Intro is so fun!
Come here!
Both Fuji Cause and Matsuri are produced by Akimoto and Hayasushi.
This time, we will do the intro quiz with only the songs that Akimoto has chosen.
This competition is 10 points for one correct answer!
We will decide with this.
By the way, this time the staff looked it up,
there are more than 4,000 songs that Akimoto has composed.
More than 4,000 songs!
It's not only in OTA.
It's not only in OTA, but also in "Kawano Nagare no You ni".
I see.
Also in "Oryango Club".
Akimoto and Hayasushi have only slept for 3 hours a day for 35 years.
Akimoto said it.
Really?
He said it!
Is it true?
He is still appealing that he hasn't slept.
As a fact, he has composed too many songs that he hasn't slept.
He has composed two songs a day.
He is amazing!
Both teams have studied for today, right?
Yes, we have.
We haven't listened to 4,000 songs yet.
We will listen to 4,000 songs from now on.
Let's do it!
Here is the first question. Are you ready?
Yes!
Let's do it!
"Yasus" intro, go!
"Heavy Rotation" by a.k.a.b.fortress.
Yuyuko Yoshino won first place in the first round and won the song.
It's "Heavy Rotation".
Where did you watch "Fortune Cookie"?
When I watched "Heavy Rotation", I was about ten years old.
No, you were younger.
When Murashige was about thirteen years old.
You couldn't hear it, so you made it louder?
Yes.
I see.
It's fast.
Let's go.
Let's move on to the next question.
"Yasus" intro.
Don!
No matter what you say, you're an idol.
Good job!
What are we gonna do?
This is their representative song for today.
Isn't it disadvantageous for young people to choose a song like this?
That's right.
The theme of the song is about the hardships and battles that idols at the time had.
It's a song that ikb sang for us the other day, right?
That's right.
Let's move on to the next question.
Yasu's intro.
Don!
It's here!
Isn't it this one?
It's here!
Matsuri is fast!
Which one?
It's here!
"Don't Take Off Your Sailor's Clothes"
The answer is "Don't Take Off Your Sailor's Clothes" by Onianko Club.
Onianko Club debuted their song "Youyake Nyan Nyan" at the beginning of the show.
They debuted their record in only 3 months.
Let's move on to the next question.
"Yasus" intro.
We can do it! We can do it!
We'll sing the lyrics!
The lyrics! The lyrics!
He was the biggest person in the tunnel.
As a popular song in this tunnel, and as a very deep singer now, it is also talked about on social media.
Then I will go next.
"Cheap intro don"
It is a song that is covered and talked about by michelle no sakurai-san.
This is a good match.
"Cheap intro don"
This game, Matsuri can't do anything about it.
This song is also a debut single.
But it might be an old song.
Let's go. "Cheap intro don"
Akibo will sing a song that is special in her songwriting life.
This is the first time Misora Hinbari has listened to a demo tape and said, "It's like a song that makes me feel like I'm dying."
What are you doing? You're Akibo's candidate.
No, I like it.
This is a good game. "Cheap intro don"
It looks cool.
It's different. I'm sorry.
It's okay.
It's different.
It's okay.
Akibo-san wrote this when she was 24 years old.
It's Junichi Inagaki-san's song.
This is V6's "Music for the people".
This song was requested by an Italian band "Music" which is an artisanal band in Japan.
We have to turn this around!
Let's go!
"Yasus" intro, go!
When I was a kid...
What?
Huh? Who did this?
This is definitely not it.
"Silent Majority"
That can't be it!
365 days of paper planes?
What's that?
No, it's not.
Let me ask you one more time!
"Yasus" intro, go!
When I was a kid...
I wanted to be...
An adult!
Having a snack, a snack and drinking is like an old man's cheer.
5 points difference.
It's about 1 question difference.
Let's go.
It's a close game.
Yasu's intro.
Sushi? Kui-ne? Sushi-kui-ne?
Wrong. Wrong.
Matsu, can you do it?
I don't know.
Let's listen one more time.
Intro, don!
It was used as a song.
The total score is 58-63.
We will cut it so that you can make a reservation.
Since we don't have much time, we will go straight to the song.
Then, we will have you sing for the festival.
It's "Aventure Nakameguro". Here you go!
"Aventure Nakameguro"
"Even if I say it in words"
Now, Matsuri-san, you can finally sing.
Yes, I've been living for this day.
The commercial team has also been practicing a lot.
Everyone is looking forward to it.
This is the first time I've heard of Friday Overnight's key check.
You can see their potential.
Now, it's Matsuri's Friday Overnight.
Here you go!
I still can't believe it.
Oh, I see.
Who's confident about not doing it?
I think you can do it.
No, no, no.