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This week, for the first time on TV, we had the three of Miyoshi Fujimoto and Amemiya, who will be the heroes, perform "BOKUTACHI NO 4 GIVE".
It was a difficult choreography, but the three of us worked hard and practiced hard, and I'm grateful for everyone's high praise.
You all look more serious than in the opening.
Why did you three decide to do it?
It's not a song you can sing as a punishment.
It was really good.
How about you, Miyoshi?
First of all, I don't have much physical strength, so I can't sing.
I'm glad I was able to do it on TV.
It's rare for you, Fujiko of Amemiya, to get so excited like this.
At least a little, you've gained some pounds.
Get excited a little more!
Thank you very much.
How is your condition today?
Today, I'm Higashi-chan, continuing from last week with my usual members.
Thank you for having me.
I'm dressed up today as well. Thank you for having me.
Thank you for having me.
Thank you for having me!
Higashi-chan is definitely not a generation.
I'm a generation!
I wanted you to lean over a little.
Next up is...
These people!
Thank you for having me!
Sorry, Maachan.
Maachan, Maachan, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Enogome, Maaji, MG.
Last week, we had you on our show.
Why are you here this week?
We've been friends for five years now.
What?!
Already five years?!
We've become friends.
You look like her!
You look like her?!
Don't say "chon"!
Isn't it just pink?
That's fast.
It's not just color.
Don't say "chon"!
Chon!
Chon, chon, chon, chon, chon, chon, chon, don't say "chon"!
Don't say "chon"!
I want to say "save me"!
Save me!
Today's project is this!
Previously, we had a match between Sakuma Survivor and Morita Survivor to decide who would be the host of the show.
But we haven't decided yet.
So this time, we're going to decide who will be the host of the show.
That's right.
I'm the only one with a penalty.
Oh, really?
You're here without taking a break.
Is that so?
I'm the only one.
But you didn't bring it with you, did you?
No, I didn't.
Oh, I see.
You know what? Fujiko can take a break.
Really?
Should we all take a break?
By the way, Ito, do you have a favorite Fujiko?
That's what we really want to decide.
Because you both have a favorite, don't you?
We want to cherish our favorite Fujiko.
We also love our favorite Fujiko a lot.
We do. Of course we do.
What about you, Morita?
You don't like her, do you?
I don't like her.
You don't like her, do you?
No, I don't like her.
She didn't do it right when we were talking about it.
Did you get anything from her, Morita?
But I have her old hoodie as a reward for winning.
And she went to college.
I see.
I was going to sell it to various local authorities and get it announced.
Really?
Why don't you sell it to a gold authority?
Did you appear on YouTube, Sakuma?
No, not yet.
That's not good.
I've decided on a project and asked Fujiko about it.
And I've asked Uesugi about it, too.
I'm really sorry about this, but...
She suddenly came up with a huge project and blew it up.
She looked like she was about to stab you.
Don't forget, Uesugi. He's been on TV a lot, but he's just a TV man.
He's a liar TV man.
Don't call me a liar TV man.
I love you a lot.
Really?
Really.
I'm shocked and sad.
I feel like I've been betrayed.
I can only see you as a Japanese doll.
Uesugi gets 3 points!
Congratulations!
So, Uesugi has given us a prize.
What is it?
Since it's been a while since Sakuma was last seen,
we thought we'd let him appear on one of his shows.
But he's worked so hard, so we'll do something about it.
Wow!
You're in good shape!
No, I really prepared it.
What about you, Sakuma?
I thought about it a lot, but I'm going to upload it on my YouTube channel!
What?!
Stop it with the guitar!
I know, right?
You're working hard with a mustache.
I'll give it to you!
I don't know what kind of project it is yet.
I don't know if it's too late or if it's the main project.
You said you'd give it to me.
I'll definitely give it to you.
I'll explain the rules of Ito Survivor.
From now on, Fujikozu will have a third match to become Ito's favorite Fujiko.
If you can survive the last one, you will be recognized as Ito's favorite Fujiko.
If you become Fujiko's favorite, you will receive a reward from Ito.
Have you decided what you're going to give me?
Yes, I have.
I don't release goods like Morichi.
I don't release our YouTube videos like Sakuma.
I'll give you a treasure today.
What is it?
It's a Yokohama Meisters uniform.
What? It changed in an instant.
No way!
It was an away stand.
It was a giant.
Wait a minute.
Meisters became a fan of me.
Meisters put my name in it and saved me.
I never thought I'd give it to someone.
Wouldn't it be better if you didn't give it to me?
Wouldn't it be rude for Meisters?
It's not about Meisters.
This is my only treasure.
I'll put my autograph in it and give it to you.
It's the best in Japan.
Meisters won't say anything about it, will they?
I won't say anything about it.
You know what I want, don't you?
I want Fujiko to be happy about it.
I want her to be happy about it.
Meisters will know about it.
Let's get started.
The first match is already over.
What? Why?
Some of you may know this, but Fujikoze is doing a survey about which team they want to join if they make a team for each MC.
You've all heard of it, haven't you?
Yes, we have.
So, if you didn't choose Ito there, you don't deserve to be pushed.
That's right.
It's one in three.
Speaking of Ito, how many people do you think will be selected in this first stage?
Can I say something really realistic?
Yes.
If I say something really realistic...
I think it's four people.
That's harsh.
It's realistic.
It's really realistic.
Four out of fifteen people.
Four out of fifteen people, right?
Yes.
So, this will be a battle between four people.
However, there is also a fear of not being able to say who is who and who is who.
That's true.
It's not like these four people are definitely me.
Do you know that only one of these four people wrote this?
What?
Only one person wrote it.
Me?
Who?
Who wrote me?
One of the four people.
No, I wrote it around Iriyama.
I see.
Iriyama is included.
I went to Okinawa.
Iriyama has become kinder to me since that day.
No way!
So, how many people said they wanted to join Ito's team?
These are the first ones to be eliminated.
What?
Wait a minute.
What?
Fourteen?
Fourteen people?
One person.
Who?
It wasn't me!
FOURTEEN?!
So, only fourteen people voted for Ito.
There is no one else here but Uenishi!
So, Ito's survival victory goes to Uenishi!
Wow!
Ito's survival is over!
It was decided in a blink of an eye!
What's with this shitty bachelor's degree?
Huh?
Actually, this is the result of the survey.
Here it is.
Oh, I've never seen this before.
Only Uenishi wrote with Ito.
Imai, Oki, Sakamoto and Yamashita wrote with Demolita.
Thank you!
All of them wrote with Sakuma.
Thank you!
Huh?
What's this?
By the way, when we did the same survey for "Demolita Survival",
Suzuki, Kukita and Fujimoto wrote with Ito.
But, this time, Sakuma wrote with Ito.
Huh? There was a twist!
There was a twist!
Suzuki, Kukita and Fujimoto wrote with Ito.
Also, Oki, who wrote with Ito, wrote with Demolita.
Oh, thank you!
Huh? Why?
Oki, please step forward.
Uenishi is the winner.
Uenishi is...
It's okay. You're the winner for now.
You're kind!
Uenishi, why did you choose Ito?
I have to say it properly, don't I?
Don't you have a reason?
Well, I...
When we did "kiss all" competition,
when everyone was nervous,
Uenishi shook my hand.
When I looked around me,
I could see Fujiko's face color.
Uenishi, you're wrong.
As long as you're laughing, I can say anything.
Uenishi, you're wrong.
The staff didn't expect this at all.
Ito's popularity was so low that we couldn't choose a winner right away.
But we can't let this show end like this.
We'll still do the third match.
But Fujiko wants to return to Ito's side.
No, no, no! I can't do that!
I can't do that! I can't love him like that!
The winner is decided.
But we'll still have Ito's survivor...
No, no, no! We'll do a free talk for an hour!
- That's fine! - I can't watch that!
- It's hard! - Please have a seat.
Raise your hand if you still want Ito's survivor.
- Who wants to participate? - Why?
Even so, only four of you came out!
- Four of you? - Five of you? - Wait a minute! Really?
Why?
- Why? - Why? - Why?
What?
Then...
But I thought Ito was in Iriyama.
Yes, I thought so! You went to Okinawa with me!
- You too! - That's true!
- You too! - Bye!
- Bye? - What do you mean "bye"?
Can't you watch some TV?!
The second round is this!
- Feel-good tsukkomi... - Don't screw with me!
- Monoboke battle! - Feel-good tsukkomi!
- It's not a game for tsukkomi! - Feel-good!
- Recover! Recover! - Huh?!
- This is the second round of monoboke battle! - Let's show them!
- This is not a game for recovering! - No, no.
For Fujiko, you'll use what's related to New Year's and get a monoboke challenge.
And pull out a tsukkomi from Itou.
If you pull out a tsukkomi with feel-good tsukkomi, you'll get up to 3 points.
The one with the most points wins.
By the way, this member will be participating.
Fujimoto, Kukita, Iriyama and Oki.
- But this is... - Five people.
- The winner is decided. - And also...
- Uenichi, Fujimoto, Kukita, Iriyama and Oki. - So, let's go!
Fujiko and Kukita, please pull out a tsukkomi and challenge!
Time limit is 100 seconds!
New Year's monoboke challenge, start!
- Start! - Start, 100 seconds!
- Yes, Uenichi! - Yes, Uenichi!
What is it?
Lately, it seems like glasses are replaced with lenses.
It's not replaced with lenses! Lenses are stuck in there, Uenichi!
Lenses are stuck in there!
- Yay! - Yay!
- One point.
- Yay is included. - One point.
- One point.
Hi, I'm Eton's snake for this year.
Nyoro, nyoro, nyoro, nyoro.
I'm doing monoboke three times in a row.
You haven't become a monoboke at all.
You're cold!
- Other than Uenichi, you're cold! - You're cold!
- What is it? - I don't know, I don't know!
- Ms. Hiriyama? - Huh? Me today too? So cute!
- You're skintone. - Skintone?
- You're cold! - You're cold!
You need to pay for it!
M-one, I want to wear a monoboke!
You want it, idiot!
- Zero points! - What?!
- You want to wear a monoboke?! - Oh no, oh no, oh no!
- Earthquake! Earthquake! Earthquake!
Earthquake! Earthquake! Earthquake!
Earthquake!
It was a bit of a drag, wasn't it?
But Sontac did say something.
Sontac was the only one who didn't say anything.
Did you all say something?
At the moment, Uenishi has 3 points.
Uenishi has 3 points.
Uenishi and Seed will stand up and two will be eliminated.
Out of the four of you, who was the hardest for you to say something?
Who was the hardest for you to say something?
This is the first time I've seen a woman who's been stabbed in the stomach with a bat.
Stop it! You said "boss", didn't you?
No, it's just a digression.
Ito, please eliminate two people from these four people.
Two people from these four people...
Ito and Oshi, right?
Yes, I've decided.
Kukita and Fujimoto, please.
Kukita and Fujimoto will be eliminated.
Yes, you two will be eliminated.
Fujimoto will be eliminated in the third round.
We'll leave Iriyama alone for now, right?
Yes.
Let's go to Okinawa together for now.
Uenishi, Iriyama and Oki will advance to the next round.
Let's switch places.
Let's switch places, Ito.
I haven't seen Ito laughing like that on TV before.
It's my first time seeing it.
It's true.
Now that we have a celebrity guest here,
why don't Fujimoto's audience join us and try it?
Is it okay?
Is it hell?
What do you want to do?
I want to do it.
Really.
What is it?
Are you going to do it?
Do you want me to do it again?
What's going to happen?
Do you want me to do it again?
That's right.
Ito, you're shaking your butt at a woman.
Isn't it the same as your everyday life?
I've done it once.
It's started.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's right.
Yes, yes.
With fortune and joya's money...
Fortune and joya's money...
Gong, gong, gong, gong, gong!
Daikichi, gong!
I'll be a loser before I spend money.
Okay, I'll spend money and become a lucky girl!
I don't have New Year's holiday!
I'm Reiwa's fat guy!
And I'm a thin bearded manager!
It looks like you're having fun.
What did you want to say?
I'll take this and spend 1,200 yen!
Okay!
I'll take this and spend 200 yen!
Two points!
Good, good, good!
Two points, everyone!
Yes!
It was cheap, so I bought a cost-effective chicken.
Thank you!
Then I'll make a bun bungee now!
Ah, but while I was making the bun bungee...
Boo!
It was a fart!
Two points!
Higa's fart point!
I love you!
Yes, Ibara!
Of course you know it! Let's start the Seat Quiz!
Yes!
This is a very simple and fast-paced quiz battle. The person with the least correct answers will be eliminated!
What kind of survivor was that guy in the Seat earlier?
That was the most difficult!
That was... That was the most difficult!
Higashi-chan was the most difficult!
Good, good, Higashi-chan! Thank you!
Higashi-chan, right?
The person in the top row is standing up with a Seat.
The person in the top row is really the winner.
Let's get started with the first question of the Seat Quiz!
What is the full name of your partner?
The person who knows the answer, please press the button!
Who is it?
Please press the button!
Aoki!
Higashi-bukkuro-hirotaka.
Seriously?!
She's rude to me, too!
Iriyama?
Hatanaka...
Yuuji.
So close!
Uenchi.
Hatanaka Yuuji.
Yu... Yu... Yuuji. Two letters.
Iriyama.
Hatanaka Yu...
I see!
Iriyama.
Uenchi.
So close!
Let's move on to the next question.
Question 2.
Which baseball team has Itoh become fond of recently?
Iriyama.
Yokohama Bears.
Why did you answer Uenchi?!
Uenchi!
Why did you answer Uenchi?!
Uenchi!
What's with you?!
Uenchi!
But it's already out there!
It's out there?!
That's the answer?!
That's not fair! Not fair! Not fair!
Not fair!
Not fair! Not fair!
Uenchi is leading by one point.
Let's move on to the third question of Itoh Quiz.
What is Itoh's usual line in an Oswald's comic book?
I've seen this line at least once.
I did it!
I finally did it!
Unfortunately, I'm sorry!
Next! Can you do it?
Go for it!
Moe is...
Go, Uishi!
Thank you for your help.
I won't come back again!
I'll give you a hint.
Ah, yes!
Uishi!
I'll leave you alone.
I want you to do it!
I really want you to do it!
What should I do?
Yes?
Please give me your heart.
What are you trying to do?
I just want you to show it on TV.
She really just wants you to show it on TV.
It doesn't matter if you win or lose!
She just wants you to practice your chance time!
Is there anyone who has an excuse?
Ah, is it Goza?
Ah, Suzuki?
I'll end it here.
Ah, that was close!
That was close, but...
I... I'll... I'll end it here.
No, no, no!
Zosui?
I'll end it here.
Ah, that's wrong!
Oki?
I'll say it one last time.
End it here!
Why do you basically never let me come back?
Here's the answer!
Here's the fourth one!
Ito's writing.
I'll write it for now.
The moment when Ito, who rarely gets nervous, gets nervous.
Top 3 are...
When you're tied up in ranks.
When you're at risk of your life.
What's the other one?
When I went to the dentist.
No, that's not it.
It's not something to be so nervous about.
When Iwakura-san isn't at home.
I get nervous.
Because you always want me to be there for you.
No, that's not it.
When you propose.
Ah, but...
A little close.
When you confess.
Correct!
Miyama, Miyama!
3 points for Miyama!
You're lucky!
This is...
Almost correct, right?
Somehow...
No, no, no, it's impossible.
About 0.5 points.
The last one is...
A question from Mamatarto's Otsuru Himan...
Who used to share a room with Ito.
Himan, please come over here.
Himan, over there.
Urocho, don't go too far!
Of course!
Here you go.
Here...
You lived with Iwakura, right?
That's right.
We lived together for two years.
So, this question...
Is a pretty important one, right?
Let's move on.
Himan, please!
Ito-san's embarrassing secret.
Ito-san's embarrassing secret that I know.
It's something embarrassing.
Embarrassing...
What is it?
I open the toilet door.
Every time, every time.
There's nothing you want me to look at.
I don't know this one.
Do it!
I don't lower the toilet seat.
When I enter the toilet...
I'm already sitting there.
Iriyama.
I don't clean up my socks.
You look embarrassed.
I don't like being embarrassed that much.
What's the hint?
I thought you would do something like this.
Uenishi.
I'm still sleeping with my mom.
But if you're 35 years old, you might be cute.
Iriyama.
I'm flirting with Iwakura-san.
It's a little embarrassing.
It's a little erotic.
You don't do that?
It's a little erotic.
I didn't know you would do something like this.
You don't do anything like that.
I do babuka in front of my lover.
Babuka is a baby's play.
You don't do babuka.
What's your specific action?
Actually, I'm a doggy.
Doggy?
Doggy boyfriend.
Doggy.
You have a doggy?
I want you to kneel down.
It's not like that.
It's an action.
An action?
Do you do something like that?
You do something like that when you're erotic.
I kiss you a lot.
It's close.
Is it close?
It's close.
Time's up!
What is it?
Please tell us the answer.
When I do something like that, I kiss you from your ears.
Why do you know about it?
I was really surprised.
Why do you know about it?
I was waiting for you to come home.
You came home and I was in bed.
She came up to me and said, "Oh, you're cute," and suddenly she scratched me in the ear and went straight into my mouth.
That's how it goes.
I'm not going to mistake you for Iwakura.
And you don't scratch me in the ear, do you?
I was nervous.
Why are you nervous?
I thought you were manly.
Can we talk about love in this show?
No, we can't.
Wow.
That's how it goes.
You scratched me in the ear.
Other than Uenishi, Iriyama has three points and Uenishi has a sheet, so Oki is eliminated.
Yes, ma'am, you're eliminated.
After this is the final round of Uenishi and Iriyama.
This is the final round of Uenishi and Iriyama.
This is a heart-pounding kiss battle to raise Itou's heart rate.
This is a battle where Itou and Iriyama go to bed and make their hearts pound with a kiss.
Uenishi, who has Iriyama and Shido, will act out his own heart-pounding setting.
If Itou kisses Itou's camera, it's over.
The one who makes Itou's heart pound more wins.
Please change your clothes according to your situations.
You look like this, but you don't look like you're excited in your pajamas.
We don't have that opportunity.
Let's start with Iriyama.
What's the setting?
It's a night when Itou and Iriyama went on a hot spring trip.
That's interesting.
Is that possible?
Do you think about that?
Please go to bed.
I don't usually see scenes like this.
I'm nervous.
What should I do?
He's too happy.
This is a special feature of Okinawa's location.
You want me to do what I did in Okinawa's location, right?
Yes!
Let's start.
It's Iriyama's heart-pounding kiss.
Start!
We're finally alone.
This is amazing.
Do you want to go to the hot spring bath later?
What?
Do you want to go to the hot spring bath?
Let's go together.
The hot spring bath?
I knew it.
I have one more request.
You always call me "Iriyama".
Nana-chan.
Nanno-chan.
That's fast. Thank you.
I want you to call me that.
And the broadcast, too.
Yes, Nanno-chan.
Thank you.
We have a shoot tomorrow.
Can we talk again tomorrow?
Yes, we can.
There were a lot of forests and stuff.
Yes, we can go together.
Can we go together?
Yes, we can.
How old is this setting?
It's one o'clock.
Yes, it is.
It's early in the morning.
Do you want to go to bed?
I don't want to go to bed.
You don't want to go to bed?
Yes.
You don't want to go to bed?
I don't want to go to bed.
But you don't have anything to do.
What are you going to do?
I have something.
What?
He's wearing a bra.
I think...
I think Ito must have thought of something.
But I think Iriyama is too cute for him to be serious about it.
You're right about that.
No, no, no.
Don't stare at Kuu!
Hey, don't stare at Kuu!
Did Kuu just pass him?
Did he just pass him?
I'm getting nervous.
So, Ito-san, what did you think?
Ito-san!
Ito! Hey!
Ito!
Come back!
Come back! Ito!
It's not "haa!" It's "kansou" and not "haa!"
How about you, Iriyama?
That was the coolest and most embarrassing thing I've ever done.
I really didn't like it.
But it was good, Iriyama, it was good.
It was realistic, wasn't it?
Wow, even girls got nervous.
Thank you.
Ito! Ito!
Hey!
You too!
I know why you're wearing a gown.
I don't know if it's right to say "kansou", but it felt really good.
It's not right! It's not right!
It doesn't feel good at all!
Now, let's move on to Uenishi.
What's your setting?
Yes, I'm with Ito-san, the real Ito-san,
and we're in bed together on the night before M-1.
I know you don't know anything about it, but this is the most nerve-wracking thing I've ever done.
What? Ito-san and a girl flirting on the night before M-1?
There's no way we'd win!
It's exciting in many ways.
He's trying to distract you.
Now, you two, please go to bed.
Yes.
It's the most nerve-wracking thing I've ever done.
Excuse me.
But Iriyama did a good job, didn't she?
She didn't lose.
That's true.
She didn't lose.
Iriyama will win today, of course.
No, Uenishi will win, of course.
But I want her to show us that she's a champion.
I like this angle.
I have a report for you.
What is it?
Uenishi is super cute.
No, no, no.
Don't report me like an otaku.
We're not otaku friends.
No, no.
Anyway...
Here we go. Uenishi's "Doki Doki Soi Next" starts now!
Tomorrow is already episode M, right?
Yeah.
I'm really scared.
But you can make me laugh about any little thing.
I like you a lot and I think you'll be fine.
- She's a professional. - Really?
Yeah.
- Is it funny? - It's funny.
- But I'm still scared. - You're scared?
- How old is this setting? - Your hands are shaking!
Oh, no!
- I'm scared! - What is this setting?
- I'm scared! - Don't shake like that!
- I'm scared! - Okay, I'll cast a spell that will definitely work tomorrow.
- Huh? - I'll hold your hands.
Huh?
- It's not flying away. - It's not?
- It's not flying away. - I see, I see.
Well, I'll cast a special magic on you for the last time.
No matter what happens, I love you, Shun-chan.
- End of the show! - Excuse me.
- I'm sorry. - What?
- I'm sorry. - What's wrong?
- I can't hold it anymore. I'm sorry. - What?
- Huh? - Huh?
- Oh, Panty just popped up! - What?!
Even Mr. Malick can't do that speed!
- Malick, when did you prepare for this?! - I'm sorry.
- Well, Itou-san, how was it? - I want to do it!
- You don't want to do it! Shut up, you! You didn't prepare for it, did you?! - I didn't!
- Well, let's have the host come out, too. - Yes!
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- Well, Itou-san, please choose a more exciting one! - I'm excited!
- Well, Itou Survivor, who won? - I'm excited!
- So, who is Itou's favorite Fujiko?! - Fujiko!
- Iriyama, too, please!
- What?! - Are you going to blame me for this?
- No, no, no! - No, no, no!
What?! What do you mean?!
Both of you were really cute, but...
When you were sleeping together...
Iriyama was the one who approached me first.
Uenishi, you really like him, don't you?!
- Uenishi, you really like him, don't you?! - Uenishi, you really like him, don't you?!
I think I'll change my mind.
It's frustrating, isn't it?! You can't do it, can you?!
Iriyama, what do you think?!
Won't you give me something?!
Where's the one you played with the bass?
Where is it?!
Uenishi will exchange it with you.
Oh! Yay!
Yay!
That's all for "One-time Survivor"!
Before we end, we have an announcement! Uesugi, please!
Yes! On February 16th, we will be holding a "Valentine's Day Good-bye Event" at Fuji Television Headquarters!
At this event, we plan to sell magnet-filled candy cans and new design lonties!
For more details, please check out kosukex.com in the future!
Yes! We have one more announcement from Iriyama! Please!
Yamashita... Yamashita...
Yamashita... okay, say it again!
From Yamashita... no, from Yamashita, we have an announcement! Please!
Yes! On March 9th, Toyosu Pit Nitei Ghorass Girl will be performing at Ghora Fest for their third anniversary!
We are currently accepting first-covery prizes! Please come and see us!
And we have one more announcement from Iriyama! Please!
Yes, "Fuji High School Graduation Ceremony 2025" will be held on March 30th.
Details...
Details will be announced at Koushiki X from now on, so please check it out!
Please come to our last performance as fourth graders!
Is that so?
Yeah, we're in our fourth year.
So it's that close.
Then...
Lastly, we'll have the winner of "ITO" Survivor Show, Iriyama, sing for us!
Friday Overdive Fest! Come on in!
How do you feel?
It's my first time being someone's fan, so I'm happy!