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How did you like Murashige's MC promotion project?
A famous MC bomb!
I'm counting on you to introduce my kone sheet, too!
Yes!
The last six seconds!
I'm Sakuma-san's kone!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
I'm pissed off! I'm pissed off!
Please tell me again about what you were pissed off about last week!
Oh! At that slightly erotic shop for adults,
the other person noticed me and said, "Wow, thank you!"
When the woman was up there, she said, "Go for it!"
I can only do it with 0 or 100,
but when I tried my best to do it, the woman flew away and I turned my elbow a little.
She talked to me in a different way and I was pissed off!
I'm happy but I can't do it!
How did you like it last time?
It was really amazing.
Do you respect it?
I respect it because I think it's amazing.
But I saw Murashige in a hurry for the first time in a long time.
Murashige was very difficult, but Murashige was amazing, wasn't it?
Murashige is amazing!
Murashige is amazing because Mikurin is saying it!
I'm repeating it over and over again, but I'm asking you the same thing three times!
Let's get started! Fujikozu Kiss King Championship!
Fujikozu's second single "Kiss", which will be released on October 30th, will be held.
Today, we hope that the CD will be a hit and decide who is the best kisser in three kiss competitions.
That's amazing!
You're doing amazing things!
I feel like I'm winning.
Thank you!
Is this a collaboration project?
No, it's not.
Thank you!
The winner will receive the title of "Kiss King" and this luxurious lipstick from Hermes,
lipstick "Rouge Hermes Satine 64".
64!
You guys are top 4!
Are you happy with this?
Yes!
Are you happy?
Is it expensive?
It's expensive!
I can't afford it.
It's expensive!
She doesn't know the price, but she says it's expensive.
She says she doesn't know the price.
Tanaka Mixer, please be the MC from now on.
Yes!
You're cute!
You're good!
You're good at drawing!
It's been a while!
Thank you!
It's been a while since I drew a flower.
Aren't you guys kind to Mikuri?
Of course we are!
I want you girls to be regular.
Of course we are!
You're cute!
Why are you guys so excited at this hour!?
You're cute!
You said it yourself!
Alright! Let's go to the first stage!
The first stage is...
Kissing faces challenge in 5 seconds!
It's simple!
This is a challenge where you can kiss faces in a good way!
Everyone, within 5 seconds, please say something or one phrase!
After you say something, you can kiss the acrylic board.
Sakuma-san, Morita-san, Murashige, and Tadaka-san,
choose one person you think is a good kiss.
The four people chosen will win the next competition.
So we judge based on phrases and expressions, right?
That's right!
Of course, expressions are important, too, but what...
I see.
What will you kiss for?
Yes, yes, yes.
First of all, I'd like to get started, but since you're here,
could you, Tadaka-san,
kiss the acrylic board over there?
Do your best, Mikurin!
Which one? Yes, this one.
Mikurin, you've grown up!
You've grown up!
That's right.
We've been working together since we were 11 years old.
That's right.
You have a small image.
You've been desperate for friendly appeals for a long time.
You're mean!
Hey!
You've grown up since you were on an MC project!
Last week, I was too absorbed in it.
Now that I've done it all, I'm starting again.
Okay, Tadaka-san's kiss face in 5 seconds.
Start!
You can't sleep yet.
That lipstick is nice.
Are you going to buy it?
Can I collect it with a memo?
That's the worst answer.
Please line up according to your number.
This is...
Can't sleep yet.
That's nice.
Fujiko Oz will do it now.
For the erotic viewers in front of the TV,
Fujiko Oz will sign 16 acrylic plates.
Please give it to 16 people.
I will kill the official X of the show and repost the major talk show.
Today there is no Kasano-san, right?
Only Kasano-san is absent.
So there are 15 people.
Are you ready?
From Amemiya's battle line to each other.
Amemiya looks like she is not good at this.
But she is cute even when she is shy.
She can show us her real experience.
Let's start.
From Amemiya.
Are you ready?
Yes.
In 5 seconds, Kisugao's challenge will start.
Do you want to kiss me?
Do you want to do something dangerous with me?
Hey, hey, come over here.
You have something on your face.
I'll take it off for you.
I've never done it before.
Hey, look at me.
What? You're going to do it here?
I'll leave it to you from now on.
Hmm? Do you want to kiss me?
This is my first kiss.
Please don't go anywhere.
I'm sorry for being cute.
She was a little shy.
Amemiya must be really bad at that kind of thing.
Please write your name on the whiteboard.
Well, everyone wrote their own number, but weren't you all pretty excited about it?
It was fun.
What did you say when you couldn't hear what Shinozaki Ueno said?
Huh? Is it okay for me to say it until I kiss you?
You said something pretty mean.
That's right!
Huh? Do you have one of those?
Of course we do! We even have a case one.
No, we don't.
You don't, do you? Then let's go upstairs.
Well, well, let's go with this.
Let's just focus on playing upstairs.
Can we play upstairs?
Now, it's decided who will advance to the second round.
Let's watch it together. White board, open!
Uenishi, Fujimoto, Tada, Fujimoto!
Oh, Fujimoto!
Riko is Fujimoto, right?
Fujimoto.
I see. Sakuma-san, by the way, why is it Tada?
Well, it's different from others.
It's the first time after kissing.
The pattern was different.
I see. Yamashita also had that pattern.
Yamashita also had that pattern.
So, Uenishi, Tada and Fujimoto will advance to the second round.
But, since it's different from others, Sano-san will advance to the last round.
Why is Sano-san so important?
Sano-san's voice is actually the most realistic voice of the audience.
That's true.
Well, Sano-san, whose kiss was the best?
Iriyama-san's!
- How did you do it? - How did you do it?
Eh, you do it in a place like this?
- That's cute! - That's good, that's good!
- It's cute! - It's definitely cute!
- It's like you're asking for something from a man! - That's right!
Maybe it's good to stir up imagination!
- By the way, Sano-san, what's the reason? - No, that's right, "Do you do it in a place like this?" It's good!
- It's good! - You're such an old man!
Now, with Sano-san's choice and Iriyama's addition, four people advance to the second stage!
After this is the Kiss Obstacle Race!
Now, the second stage is this!
Kiss Obstacle Race!
- This is the best! - This is definitely the best!
Yes, I'll explain the rules.
Next, two people in one group will support a ping-pong ball with a kiss.
Suddenly a variety show!
Just now we won like that and now we're suddenly doing a variety show!
You will overcome various obstacles and aim for the goal!
The one with the fastest time will advance to the final stage!
First of all, you will start by putting the ping-pong ball in your mouth like this.
After that, you will cross the step, the footwell, and the unstable mat.
Next, you will cross the hurdle and finally go through the flag hoop.
If you can put the ping-pong ball in that glass, you will reach the goal!
It's difficult!
But if you put your mouth together like that, you won't fall.
- So it's a team match this time? - Yes.
- Either of you will win? - That's right.
Two people in one group will compete in the final stage as enemies.
Yes, yes, yes.
The team and the first and second place will be decided during the commercial.
So, the first place is Fujimoto and Uinishi!
And the second place is Iriyama and Tada!
By the way, if you drop the ping-pong ball,
there is a bag you are carrying, but please show it to the audience.
There is a ping-pong ball in that bag.
There are four of them.
If you use up all four of them, you will fail.
Even if you drop it, you don't have to put it back in.
You can put the ping-pong ball back in and continue.
Can I really kiss you?
What's the benefit of that?
The winner may want to see it.
It's like a receptionist's reception.
Can I really kiss you?
It's my first time being a receptionist.
You shouldn't laugh at the receptionist.
Are you ready?
There are five ping-pong balls in total.
Don't let it float yet.
Is it okay?
You don't have to use it much.
Don't let it float yet.
Kiss obstacle race.
Start!
It's a time trial.
Will it be a good time trial?
First of all, there is a step difference.
Can they clear this?
Are they wearing long skirts?
It's fast.
It's a black cushion.
It's painful.
Uenishi looks like it hurts.
Uenishi is forcing himself to kiss.
A new ping-pong ball has emerged.
They cleared it.
Please cross it.
Do you want to be a ball?
Please cross it.
Do you want to be a ball?
- And now... - You can do it, you can do it!
- Flap your arms! Flap your arms! - Flap your arms!
- It's hard! - Now bend over!
- Amazing! - This is hard!
- Bend over!
- Ito-san is praising them. - This is harder than the last one!
- The last one is... - You can drop it!
- Stand up and... - You dropped it!
- The next one is still left! - There are still 3 left!
- 75 seconds have passed! - The last one is...
- If you can put the ping pong ball in... - You can do it!
Time was 81 seconds!
- How was it for you two? - I was so nervous!
- It's the first time I've made such a face with Riko-chan like this. - Really?
- Ueki-san kept pushing me against the bed and I didn't even notice it. - I'm so happy!
- I didn't know about that. - I'm so glad you didn't know about it.
- I'm glad you were so excited about it. - That's right.
- I'm so happy! - Kanata-san said she wanted to be a ping pong ball and I said I wanted to be one of you.
- Who did you think of the best? - The best?
- I think Shimada-san came up with the best idea. - That's amazing!
- Shimada has some good points! - I can only think of perverts.
- Next up is Uenishi and Tadapeya! 81 seconds! - Uenishi and Tadapeya!
- Iriyama and Tadapeya! - I can't be a host?
- Wait a minute! Even with that one miss, you can't be a host?!
- Come and see me more often! - Next week at Itogo-ten. - Itogo-ten is tough!
- As a punishment... - Please do your best in 81 seconds!
- Iriyama and Tadapeya, please get ready! - Do your best!
- Please set up! - Set! - Set! - Set!
- It's good to support each other, right? - It's good. - It's good. You can open your mouth.
- Be careful of your facial expressions. - You can't open your mouth!
- Your facial expressions are good. - You can't open your mouth!
- Don't open it! - Gross!
- You can't be a host? - Here we go!
- It's good, right? - I feel like a host all of a sudden.
- Okay! Number Obstacle Race! Start! - Why are you doing it like that?
- Will they be able to score a goal in 81 seconds?
- First up is the stairs! Oh, they're fast! - It's easy to fix with a soft kiss!
- Both of them are wearing long skirts, but will it be okay? - Their facial expressions...
- They cleared the cushion easily! - They're fast!
- They're fast! They're fast! - They're wearing long skirts!
- They're wearing long skirts!
- They're fast! - They're fast!
- Only four balls left! 23 seconds! - That method is nice!
- It's great! What if you really kiss her? - He dropped it!
- Only three balls left! - This is good! Like a school kisser!
- Please take it easy! - We've still got time!
- Just take it easy! - Out of 81 seconds!
The bat is up.
Good!
There's more!
He's using all of his stock.
Now, he's putting it in the cup.
Tadai and Iriyama, how many seconds will it be?
And the finalists are TADA and IRIYAMA!
TADA and IRIYAMA won and advanced to the finals.
How was it for you two?
We had a good chemistry.
I like that.
Thank you.
How was it for you, IRIYAMA?
I felt like an adult.
IRIYAMA is like an adult and TADA is like a baby.
Their balance is perfect.
It's like after school.
TADA's face turned red.
That's nice.
She's a genius.
Do you want to lose again?
It's frustrating.
I want to do it again.
You want to do it again?
How can you say you want to do it again?
It's a great growth.
Now it's the final round.
Here is the final stage!
Yes, the final match is a one-on-one confrontation match.
Three udon noodles about one meter long will be sucked up by Kisu's suction power.
It's not Kisu's suction power.
It's just suction power.
Kisu's mouth will do it.
Kisu's suction power is important for you two, right?
It's important.
Right?
Yes, it's important.
It's cute!
It's a tongue!
Did you get it, viewers?
It was really done!
Do it again!
Wait!
It has nothing to do with the flow!
That's nice.
What are you doing?
A weird horn flew off!
Don't stop me!
A horn flew off!
What are you doing?
Please sit down!
You forget how to proceed right away.
First of all, you two, please eat the tip of the udon noodles.
It's seasoned with noodle soup.
Please don't sit down yet.
Are you really walking that way?
Can you raise your head a little more?
A little more.
Show me your faces.
Let's start.
Chuchudon!
Start!
It's the start of the final round!
It's fast!
Who will finish first?
Iriama is fast!
Iriama is still in first place!
Iriama is in second place!
She's eating it!
She's just eating.
She's been eating a lot.
How do you feel, Iriama?
I'm happy.
What is this?
I'd like to ask Tada, but she's still eating.
Tada-chan, are you carrying a handkerchief?
She gave it to me.
She gave it to you because you're white.
But it's her first time standing out like this in a competition like this.
That's right.
Tada is still in the final.
Let's take a look at the replay.
She's eating it.
It's like a huge vacuum.
You can't do it in one go?
It's pretty hard.
You can do it.
You're really confident, right?
You can do it.
In one go.
You're really confident, right?
You can do it.
Stop it.
You can't do it.
You are such a perfect dancer.
It's a big failure.
You are such a variety person.
Thank you very much.
The winner of this competition will receive a nickname "first-generation kisser" and a lipstick "rouge hermes saffine 64".
- Excuse me. - What's wrong?
- I'm really curious about something. - What?
- Who is that over there? - What?
- What?
- What are you doing here?
- I knew it. - What's up? - I knew it.
- I'm an idol. - I knew it.
- I'm just like you. - You stink.
- You're not funny at all. - You're more like an actor than you were back in the day.
- You've decided on your role. - You're completely facing the camera.
- What's going on? - What did I do?
- Don't look for excuses! - What did you do?
- No, I'm fine. How's everyone doing? - Read it!
- I'm asking you what you're doing here. - First of all, I'm releasing my second single.
- Congratulations. - Sato-san, do you have it?
- Sato-san! - Sato-san! - Sato-san! - Sato-san! - Sato-san! - Sato-san! - Sato-san!
- There are various works that I have to do. - Yes.
- But just for this exchange competition, - Exchange competition.
- I'd like to say something on Twitter... - Kachii-chan, are you sure you want to say it there?
- She's forgotten all of it! - I won't say anything.
- All right, all right. - Can you say it behind me?
- Oh, yes, yes. - She's angry.
- She's been nervous for a long time.
- Let me try to get closer to you. - Oh, yes, yes.
- It's easier for me to hold you like that. - Yes, yes.
- She's angry. - Yes, yes.
Thank you so much for including a song of a graduate student in the CD.
A graduate student and an active student are going to compete for a seat in the program.
That's right, it's a battle.
But I think it's strange that a graduate student can't say "we will do our best" at all.
I think it's a big problem.
It's disadvantageous, isn't it?
Today, we came here together.
What have you been up to since you graduated? Are you busy?
The staff told me like "you are free, aren't you?"
You are busy, aren't you?
I'm busy shooting a movie tomorrow as well.
What?
You don't have to go out.
But...
Takamaru-san is crying.
Why are you crying, Takamaru-san?
I'm happy.
I'm so happy.
It's been a while since you met and you are crying because you are happy.
Do you know where to contact?
I know.
But Sato doesn't send me a message.
I see.
Are you happy that you are alive?
I said it before but...
On Friday, you asked me "Ito-san, will you drink with me today?"
That's enough.
I don't...
I haven't forgotten about you.
I watch you every week.
I haven't forgotten about you.
What's wrong with you?
What about you?
I have a CD but...
I feel like I'm 30 years old.
Again?
I feel like I'm 30 years old.
You still send me messages, don't you?
Yes, I do.
But you didn't answer me at all, so I asked you "what is it?"
Oh, you're a little angry.
What?
Well, I brought it, so...
What is it?
Can I get your autograph?
Oh, come on!
No, I won't show you.
I won't show you.
Oh, it's black.
Yes, it's okay.
Well, since you two came all the way here,
I was actually going to do it in today's project,
but we still have one more project that we couldn't do because we didn't have enough budget.
It's a project called "Kiss Horse Zumo".
Oh, I see.
Since we're doing it, can we have either of you do it and compete with the winner of earlier, Iriama, and if you win, can you announce it?
Well, well, well, that's right.
What's wrong with you?
No, I'll do my best.
Seriously?
Yes, I want you to miss that time.
Then let's have you do it.
Then I'll ask you for the setting.
Yes, graduate students versus graduates.
That's right.
It's not appealing at all.
It's a new release competition.
It's not well-balanced.
Actually, before I came here, I was walking in Shinjuku and I saw a watch for the first time in a while.
What?
I was singing with it.
Oh, it's like a story.
I don't know why, but I was a little scared and couldn't stand up.
What kind of rule is this?
This is to add both ends of the hose, breathe in and push the liquid into the other party.
By the way, the liquid in the middle is senburi tea and extremely spicy mixed.
It's not very spicy, but you can't swallow it.
Iriama doesn't care about it at all, but I feel sorry for her.
But Fujiko is the representative.
She's the current representative.
She's the same as the previous representative.
No, it's okay.
She's the best member.
Can you do it?
Your clothes are all dirty.
Yes, they are.
It's a reward for your victory.
It's white.
It's your fate.
Fate?
I just complained about it.
It's your fate.
I'm really happy to meet you in person.
It's been a while since I've been able to see you cry.
So, Geneki Iriyama vs. Ojii Wachi!
Both of you, please cross the line.
Ready, set...
Ready, set... Not yet.
Here we go.
I'm counting on you, Wachi.
They're left behind, right? The eight of them are left behind, right?
So, is it Wachi or Iriyama?
Kiss Horse Club!
Eight of you, ready...
They're left behind!
Eight of you are left behind!
Which one? Which one are you talking about?
Which one?
You won, but how do you feel, Iriyama?
I thought I wouldn't announce it, so I'm glad.
Just like you said.
Let's watch the replay.
Are you okay?
It's actually coming in from this side.
Yeah.
That's true.
It's a little better, isn't it?
But she crouched.
It was a good match, though.
I want to go normally like that.
Sato-san lost.
Iriyama wasn't like this, was he?
Was he elegant?
You didn't say you wouldn't announce it, did you?
You guys have been doing it for a while now.
Yeah, but you can't do it for a while.
Why not?
You've been doing it for a while, haven't you?
You've been doing it the most.
How is it?
You can't announce it, and you lost.
But I met Morita-san, so it's fine.
Morita-san!
Tsukada-san of TCG is Tsukarika's producer!
He's as fat as a firefighter!
He's as fat as a firefighter and his knees are as tall as a firefighter!
Stop it! Stop it!
Tsukacchan, I heard you hurt your back in your last concert. Is Tsukarika okay?
Tsukarika is also a little hurt.
Is there any reason for a female idol to hurt her back?
I don't know why, but for some reason, Tsukarika and Tsukada-san are connected.
For some reason, it hurts.
You're still doing this setting.
Why? Why?
You're doing it on purpose!
Don't say "setting" or anything like that!
This song will be performed by me, Tsukarika, and the song "limited dance" by Tsukarika.
Why are you singing two songs?
I want to deliver Tsukarika's charm to many people, so I will sing cute and cool songs!
Excuse me, we've never met in our original state!
Nice to meet you!
Oh, that's right.
Nice to meet you, I'm Tsukarika.
Yes, that's right. I heard you don't have a damn chance with the producer.
Please stand by!
Thank you!
Now, now, stand by!
This is...
Two songs!
Can you do two songs?
What will happen?
Will you have a backache?
A backache...
Well then, let's have you sing!
Tsukarika's "Pick Me Up" producer, "limited dance"!
Please continue with the two songs!
Tokyo Limit Midnight I don't have a license
I'm becoming an adult, I'm flying, I'm reborn, are you ready? OK
Tokyo Limit Midnight I'm not an adult, I don't have a license
I'm drawing my own world, I'm reborn, are you ready?
Are you ready?
Before the ending, we have an announcement. Kosugi, please.
Yes! On October 12th, we decided to hold our second single "Kiss! Let's Start!" CD pre-order goods giveaway at Fuji Television Headquarters 1F.
As soon as we decide who will participate and the details, we will announce it at Koushiki-X. Thank you for your support!
Lastly, let's have you sing around Iriyama, who was dazzled by the first "Kiss!" song.
"Friday Overnight"... Have you already applied it?
Yes, I have.
Oh, I see.
I also received this lipstick, so I'm going to seduce a man with it.
How do you feel about meeting Sato?
I'm happy to meet him, but I know I can't lose to him, so I'm going to do my best.
I think you'll beat Sato today.