AISubs v3.7
Last week was a big event at Karaoke.
That's right. He's not doing anything at the moment.
It seems like there were a lot of events recently. Did you just go to Kyoto?
Yes, that's right. I went to an event in Kyoto.
There's a VTR of it, so please watch it!
I don't want to talk that much.
For the first time, I appeared at an event in Kyoto.
And the MC of the event is...
Here she is!
The MC of the event?
What is "one person's way to tokyo" right now?
I was doing things like collecting memories and doing solo demos on stage.
She made it her own solo song!
Scary!
If you don't do it, you'll be rich!
That video was from when she was doing a birthday party by herself in a cabaret club, wasn't it?
That was when she launched her cosmetic brand.
Whoa, she talks like that and dances like that?
You also went to Ultra Japan, right?
Yes, I did. I participated in both the Korea and Japan events, and I've finally participated in Ultra Japan.
We were able to film this episode while learning how to enjoy Ultra Japan from a well-known DJ, TJO-san, and this episode will be aired later in the future, so please look forward to it!
Well, Amemiya-san, you were in the middle of your dance, but you were dancing in the back, weren't you?
Yes, I was!
You can dance, can't you, Amemiya-san?
Yes, I can!
It's been a while since we've seen Amemiya-san's solo dance, hasn't it?
We'd like to see it, don't you think?
How's today's KONE seat like?
Yes, yes! Today, we have some really cute people joining us!
Thank you for having me!
Whose wife is it today?
Today, it's probably Sakuma-san's.
Probably! That's right!
She's getting married on Sunday!
Congratulations!
She didn't even have permission to go on TV, but she showed her face and posted it on Instagram with her real name.
She posted it!
That's right.
Mr. Sakuma also came to the ceremony.
At that time, he said goodbye to me, so in return for that...
And today, NGT48 will be performing.
That's right!
I rushed over to cheer for them.
Oh!
I'm grateful for that.
That's right.
And I have something to report...
I mean, I have an announcement to make.
What is it?
What?
Are you getting divorced?
No way!
Divorced?!
No, I'm not.
I'm pregnant right now.
What?!
Um...
Yes, I'm in a stable phase right now.
I wanted to report it to you, so I'm here today.
Congratulations!
You didn't get married and had a baby. When you told me you were getting married, you usually drank, didn't you?
Yes, I did. I didn't realize it.
You didn't realize it.
Yes. I'm finally in peace and healthy.
Why did you say it here?
I was called, so I thought I'd say it.
That's cute.
That's cute, isn't it?
I thought I'd say it.
That's amazing.
You were always fat.
That's right. I was always fat.
See?
I released my photo book last week, but when I asked the producer Shimada to advertise it, he agreed.
Where did you take it?
I took it in Australia for five nights.
What page do you recommend?
Is it a handshake?
Are you shaking your hands?
Gohaku is putting effort into it.
There it is!
It's an etch!
Now let's move on to today's project.
Increase Murashige's MC power!
Anyway, you asked Murashige for promotion, right?
And Murashige's MC power there was terrible...
Well, it's the evaluation of the staff, right?
It was certainly fluffy.
No, but you said that, didn't you?
Well, Ito's me was pretty good at the end, too.
I thought you were going to die.
But it turned out like this, and the staff, viewers, and we were all annoyed at how bad it was.
And it seems like you had a talk with your manager about it in the book, too.
Yeah, I mean, in the first place, they told me I couldn't read kanji.
Why do you feel like that?
You can't read kanpe's kanji?!
I couldn't read it.
You came into the world as an idiot, but you couldn't help it, could you?
But still, they told me a lot about it.
They told you a lot about it?
A lot.
At this distance!
In order to improve Murashige's MC skills, we're holding a talk show "Dancing Andagote".
We'll have Fujikozu play the role of "Mawashi" and improve his MC skills.
I see.
Wow!
This is crazy!
This is crazy, isn't it?
What should we do? Is it okay?
I don't think we've ever had a show where we just talk.
No, we haven't.
But what's so good about being an MC?
Who's good at MCing in Murashige?
Like Tachi Kamai.
I think he's kind.
Because he talks a lot.
MCs have different patterns.
There are people who save you in one word, and people who dig you up.
I'm not used to my own style, so I can't say I'm not good at it.
So, should we decide today whether you have qualities or not?
I don't think I have any qualities.
You don't have any?
Just because you won last week doesn't mean you're going to do such a tough show.
Last week?
We made some mistakes, too.
I'm scared.
Let's move on to "Andagote".
The last show will be "Dancing Fujikozu".
Fujikozu will do his best, too.
Is Fujikozu going to be the star?
Please stand by.
Okay!
Do you get it?
Do you get it, EMC?
I'll do my best!
Fujikozus will have a hard time, too.
That's right.
Let's do our best!
Please!
EMC!
Support me! Support me!
EMC is like that.
Before it starts...
Support me! Support me!
Isn't it too small?
Huh? Huh?
Murasaki! Murasaki!
Don't you need this?
Don't you need it?
Can you do it?
Can you do it without it?
That's amazing!
Sorry!
Okay!
Oh, it's already started.
Let's do it!
Now, start!
Embarrassing stories!
Murashige is always full of embarrassing stories.
Have you ever been embarrassed?
Then, Amemiya-chan.
When I was riding the train the other day...
I was sitting on the train and looking at my phone, and I thought, "I'm tired," and I yelled out loud.
But there was a man in front of me, and I thought, "We have eye contact."
But I was tired at the time, so I didn't care and went home.
When I was looking at my Instagram, I got a DM.
I saw you on the roundabout earlier. You look tired. Please rest well. I'm rooting for you.
The moment I yelled out loud...
I thought it was crazy.
I really don't know who's looking where.
- So after that... - It was like she was doing a counterattack.
So after that, did you start performing?
I don't perform, but when I yawn, I hold my hands like this...
I try not to do weird things.
Well, yawning isn't weird, you know?
Why are you looking this way?!
- She looked this way. - There's no way you can say that!
- But that's embarrassing, you know? Be careful, okay? - Yes.
Okay, next person!
- She looked this way. - Yes, she looked this way.
- She had body weight measurement done. - Before? - She had body weight measurement done.
- She has never got up even once. - Even now? - She does now as well.
- I want to do it! - Have you ever had back muscles measured?
- Normally... - Someone support her.
Can you do "lemoni" how many times?
There are quite a few around here.
I can do it a lot.
How many times can you do it?
How many times can you do it normally?
You can do it 20 times, can't you?
I can do it.
Let's see.
Let's go.
Really?
Muscle? Muscle doesn't exist!
It might be possible to do like this, right?
It's not like you can't do push-ups, but you can still do push-ups, right?
Maybe you're right.
Look at her face.
I've never been in trouble in my daily life.
It's not like you can't do push-ups, but you can't be in trouble.
Why can't you do it?
What club were you in?
I wasn't in any club, but I was playing the piano all the time.
I couldn't do it at all in the homework club, and it was very embarrassing.
My teacher said it was the first time for me, too.
Well, if you were playing the piano, you couldn't help it.
I wasn't in any club, but I was playing the piano all the time.
So you weren't embarrassed at all?
No, I wasn't.
So you weren't embarrassed at all?
This is the plan!
But the host got mad at me for being so bad at it.
The manager kept me at this distance.
It was so embarrassing.
Is there anyone who can continue?
Do you have one?
I like stuffed animals and I often buy them.
When I buy a stuffed animal and there is no one around me and I want to buy it,
I say "it's cute, come to my house" and people stare at me.
You say "stuffed animal, come to my house" and people stare at you?
Yes.
It's difficult.
What did you say?
What do you mean?
What do you say?
I say "stuffed animal, come to my house" because it's my life.
It's difficult.
You say whatever you like.
Do you often say that to stuffed animals?
Yes, I do.
What do you say to stuffed animals at home?
I say "stuffed animal, come to my house" and people stare at me.
What?
"Anna Goten" will continue.
"Anna Goten", Murashige's MC power-up project.
We will continue with the story of being embarrassed.
Can you do it, Murashige-san?
Let's do it!
"Anna Goten"!
Please do it!
"Stuffed animal, come to my house"!
I'll do it! I'll do it! I'll do it!
There were times when you didn't have emotions, right?
Yes, well, it's like that.
What? You're going to do it?
Scary.
No, no, wait, wait.
Technically, I'm scared of talking to Tada-chan's stuffed animal.
Eh?
Eh? Are you really doing that?
How old are you?
Eh? I've been doing it since I was little.
You've always done it?
Yes.
It's a habit?
It's not a habit, it's normal.
It's not like you want to increase the number of fans or anything like that?
No, not at all.
I recently had a big stuffed animal at school and was happy about it.
Eh? At school? Eh? You finally have one?
Ah, um...
You have one when you go to the bathroom, right?
I do.
This is bad...
It must be hard for you, since you're doing it so faithfully.
But she's really cute! She's a girl!
She's too girly!
Murashige wasn't really that type of girl since she was little.
She's never bought stuffed animals either.
I'm jealous of her.
What kind of girl was she?
She was already a top girl.
She's like that.
Eh, really?!
You're suddenly telling us all of a sudden.
When I got back from school, I went to the park and climbed a tree.
You're a complete idiot!
I'm a complete idiot.
But I get it, I get it.
But she's like that.
Murashige is better at that kind of girl.
But I'm really jealous of girls like Tadachan, who talks with stuffed animals.
I wanted to be like that.
She's cute!
We wanted to talk with stuffed animals!
Murashige, you're really perfect!
What?!
Yes, Uesugi-chan!
It's hard for me to talk!
My parents are divorced and I'm living with my dad.
That's why you look like a poor woman.
You look like a poor woman.
I haven't contacted my father and haven't met him at all.
One day, I saw my father's SNS.
I searched for my father's SNS and couldn't find it.
You found it by accident.
Yes.
I posted a picture of my father's SNS last year.
It was very long and I didn't think it would fit through the monitor.
He wrote a lot of feelings for me.
Seeing Mao working hard, my father wanted to work hard, too.
That's great.
At the end of the post, my father said, "If you make your mother worried, your father will be angry."
Let's meet again.
I was so happy that I cried all the time.
But the likes of that post were quite popular among my father.
I see. There were quite a lot of likes.
There were a lot of likes.
Fans pushed you, didn't they?
No, they just pointed me out.
I see.
There was one comment in the comment section.
I thought about what it said.
It said, "It's my job along with the URL."
Please check it out.
Like a self-employed person, he used me and sent me to his website.
Dad!
I was so embarrassed.
What kind of person is your father?
My father runs a company.
Is he a president?
Yes, he is.
What kind of president is he?
I don't know much about it.
He runs a golf club.
I didn't expect him to use me like that.
But it must have been a good opportunity for you.
Did you get in touch with him?
No, I didn't get in touch with him.
Don't you know his LINE account?
I know his LINE account, but I haven't gotten in touch with him.
It's sad.
Wait a minute!
You should have laughed at him like you did with Mr. Sanma.
She's crying.
Is there anything else?
Anything else?
I'm embarrassed.
Since I started this job, I've been modeling and shooting more and more.
You're doing something, aren't you?
I'm using Mr. Murashiri as a model.
What?
He's so cute.
You're in the way.
He's doing more and more wonderful things, so I'm using him as a model.
When we were shooting, we had to keep smiling all the time, didn't we?
At that time, I was like this all the time, and then I got tired of it and got tired of it.
He said, "Oh, you're tired of it. Are you okay?"
It was like an amateur, and it was really embarrassing.
Are you using Mr. Murashiri as a reference?
Yes.
What do you like about him?
I don't know what you're talking about.
First of all, he's handsome and super cute.
And he's good at talking.
He's really funny.
He's funny, isn't he?
He's funny to us, too.
He's really kind and I admire him like an older sister.
What time is it?
It's okay!
Let's go!
Mr. Murashiri, how did you like it?
It was a lot of fun!
You're lying!
It didn't end well in the end.
It was difficult.
I could see how amazing the MCs are.
It's hard to get this many people.
It's hard.
It's always been hard.
But Mr. Murashiri's face is too scary when he's listening.
I don't know how to start a conversation.
My eyes were wide open.
I know, I know.
I know, but...
I didn't have time to listen to you.
That's why you were talking about it with the keyword in front of you.
- I love this seat! - She's stretching.
It's empty, but you did your best as an emcee.
- I want to see it. I want to see the correct answer. - I want to see it. I want to see the correct answer.
- That's why you're the next-generation emcee. - Yes.
- Ms. Morita, please. - Why can't we meet like that?
- Please. - Right?
- Mority! - Morita!
- Why can't we meet like that? - Mority!
Well...
Why can't I do it normally after seeing Ms. Kuzu's best answer?
- I'd like you to do it for me. - No, no, no.
- You look relaxed. - I'm not relaxed.
I'm shocked! On the contrary, I'm not trusted by you the most.
- If you say it like that... - It's a negative recognition. - That's right.
- Then, shall we do it? - Sure.
- Shall we? - Let's do it!
- Ms. Morita, please. - Yes.
Kachikocchi TV
- I can't talk like that. - Isn't it Kachikocchi TV? - It's not Kachikocchi TV.
- So, everyone, when did you start doing "mura mura" lately? - I didn't start from such an ancient place.
- Isn't there another way? - Shall we do it one more time? - Please do!
Dance, Ms. Morita!
- Ms. Morita, thank you for coming to "Kotagata"! - Thank you!
- It's very popular these days, isn't it? - Yes.
- The other day you had an event in Kyoto. - Yes.
- How was the management? - The Kyoto event...
- The management was quite upset and I was in a bit of a dilemma. - I see.
- I know that person, too. - Oh, you do?
- She sends me a DM twice a week. - Oh, really?
- So, this is how the opening looks like.
- I don't have time for this!
Let's move on to today's theme, here it is!
Annoying stories!
I'm sure there are a lot of things that can annoy you while you're alive.
Is there anyone here who has an annoying story?
Who wants to go first?
Is it okay for anyone to guess?
Uerisa, would you like to go first?
Yes!
Well, I often get annoyed when my mom asks me "what were you doing today?"
What do you mean?
Mom, what were you doing today?
You know, there are days when you're at home all day on your day off, right?
When that happens, after work or something, my mom comes home and asks me "what were you doing today?"
When I think about it, I'm like "huh? Wait, I didn't do anything today" and I get angry.
You get angry at yourself?
You get angry at yourself from the first time you hear it?
Why does it annoy you? That you didn't do anything?
Because I think I'm a scumbag.
You think you're a scumbag for not doing anything?
I don't do anything but taking a bath or eating all day.
I don't do any housework or study.
I feel like I'm a scumbag.
That's difficult.
Hey!
That's difficult.
What kind of question is that?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about!
Now that we're here, we can only say "that's difficult."
Now that we're here...
But now that you've said it, I can say "that's difficult" too!
Do you have something like that? Like you don't do anything and you're annoyed by yourself.
But when I wake up and it's about 3 pm, I'm like "why?"
That's it.
I've wasted my time.
If you wake up at 3 pm, what time do you go to bed?
I usually go to bed at 3 pm.
You sleep at 3 pm?
Yes.
It's difficult, isn't it?
She's trying to say something!
Next, Fujimosu-san, would you like to say something?
Yes.
There was a time when I went to a beauty clinic.
I was busy for a certain period of time and I couldn't go.
So I thought "OK, I'll go next".
I called and asked for a reservation.
But it didn't connect.
"Why?" I thought.
So I looked it up.
Then it went bankrupt.
That beauty clinic?
That's right.
I had a course contract.
I paid it every month.
I haven't done anything and I'm still paying it.
What is that?
You paid it all at once?
It's a story you'd like to hear.
Where is it?
If I tell you the truth, where is it?
I can't say for sure.
I called the consumer center.
It's a bit of a discount.
But it's 8,000 yen per month.
Really?
How much did you pay for 8,000 yen per month?
How much did you pay in total?
I'm still paying it.
How much is it in total?
But it's less than 200,000 yen.
That's crazy!
You didn't do anything?
It's a course where you can go several times.
Really?
When does it end?
It doesn't end. It's impossible.
You can't do anything anymore.
You're still dirty, right?
Dirty.
We can't connect anymore.
I looked it up on Twitter and the same victim came out.
Everyone is in trouble.
Victim's return.
So you'll come back after a little delay?
No, I won't come back.
I'll be suspended for a while and then I'll come back every month.
Really?
It's just that it's less from now on.
That's right.
Let's all help you out.
Thank you.
Sakamoto-san.
You know Shimada-san, right?
I keep saying Shimada-san's name.
The director of the security department?
Yes, the director of the security department.
When we were having a meeting in the dressing room, I said, "Something's wrong, right?" and shook my arm.
Then all of a sudden, even though I wasn't talking to Shimada-san, he said, "Eh, Sakamoto, you have short arms, don't you?"
First of all, this is the first one.
Isn't it terrible?
Don't be so delicate.
I was worried about it, but didn't you think I shouldn't say it?
Don't be so delicate.
I thought it was terrible.
What is it? Does Shimada-san usually say things that aren't so delicate?
He does, doesn't he?
Sakamoto-san, is there anyone else who has been told that?
Me too.
The other day, I was passing by in the hallway.
I said good morning to Shimada-san like I always do, and he said, "You're really delicate."
He told me to say hello more energetically.
Eh, you're told that?
That's right.
Really?
People say I'm delicate.
What is it? Isn't it common for everyone?
I've never been told that.
Recently, I've been told, "You're really delicate."
Oh my god!
I was surprised!
Wait a minute! If you go any further than this...
Well, it's hard for us, but since I'm a fan of Kukiho, I'm really good at it.
Oh, that's right! You have a little bit of your own energy.
That's right! There was a real-time store event called "Omoinotake", right?
At that time, I said, "Sakamoto is good at MCing, but he doesn't sell orishan at all."
And when I went out for the second time, I wasn't buying my own orishan, but buying Kukita's favorite orishan.
Isn't that terrible?
You mean you bought it for yourself?
Yes.
Is there such a clear reason?
Yes, that's right!
Among Fujiko's...
But that's a little...
Why? Why? What is it, ma'am?
She said something like, "You don't have to practice."
You idiot!
What do you mean?
I didn't say it, but she said it.
What do you mean?
Terrible!
I've been to Shimada-san.
What?
Shimada-san is the one who got angry because the MC was terrible.
There's a lot of things like that.
What do you think, Marashin-san?
Did you learn anything?
I did learn a lot of things, but I couldn't stop getting angry at Shimada-san.
What I liked about him was that his talk was too strong.
His "shimada" zone.
He made a "kanderu" face.
Also, when you're talking to him, you don't have to worry about his face.
You can talk to him without worrying, right?
You can talk to him, right?
That's right.
Oh, you didn't show it on your face.
I didn't show it.
I was staring at you, Murashige-san.
Now, Sakuma-san, you have to decide who will win the "dancing Fujiko" award.
As for the talk, Sakamoto did his best.
Overall, all of his talks had "oki" in them.
He caught all of them, so "oki" saved him this time, didn't it?
Yes, it saved me.
I forgot about it.
What do you think of it, "oki-san"?
I'm very happy about it. Thank you very much.
I'll do my best looking at Morita-san's back.
Oh, Murashige-san's back.
What's with you?!
Didn't you forget about it?
It's not like you like it.
It's just that you like it all of a sudden.
Also, why don't you like it when I like it?
It seems like it was your first time.
How do you feel about it?
It's my first time, isn't it?
It's embarrassing for me to be like this.
It's your first time coming to NGT, right?
Yes, it is.
And Nakai-san also came to support you.
Yes, I came for the first time. Thank you.
Nakai-san, you have classmates, right?
Yes, these three are my classmates.
Hiroe was also there, right?
Yes, I was singing with her.
You were singing together?
Yes.
It's been about a year since you graduated.
That's fast!
You're wearing such a nice costume and dancing.
I feel envious of you.
Even though you were wearing a graduation dress, you're wearing a wedding dress for the next year.
Time really flies.
Did you think Nakai would get married?
This song is called "Momentary Fireworks". What kind of song is it?
Yes, this song is the 10th single with NGT48.
For the first time, we are trying "triple center".
Yes, I, Onika and Fujisaki will be doing it.
"Triple center"?
How do you say "triple center"?
Isn't it "one clear center"?
That's right.
No, it's not.
It's switched.
That's right.
All of you have to balance it out.
Balance it out!
Please watch the video we recorded in advance.
It's NGT48's "Instant Fireworks".
♪ Under the night sky, I am thinking about you ♩
♪ We talked about our dreams for the future ♩
♪ We started walking on different paths ♩
♪ Our feelings for each other ♩
Fujimoto, please!
Yes! Today, on September 21st, at the award ceremony of Idols Square Presents Square Party 11,
Fujikozu will be performing!
Yes! Many other idols will also be performing!
For more information, please check out the event official website!
Please check it out!
Next, Kosugi!
Yes! At the award ceremony of music and fashion, we will also be performing at Stars Tokyo!
That's amazing!
Yes! We will be performing for two days, the 25th and 27th, Day 1 and Day 3!
Many other idols, like Niini and White Scorpion, will also be performing at All Night Fujiko!
This event is also being broadcast on Koushiki X, so please check it out!
That's amazing!
I can't believe it!
If you can't do this many things, don't force yourself to be in my event!
That's true!
You can't sell it, senpai!
There's also a big announcement about the second single!
Yes! The release date for the second single "Kiss" will be changed from October 16th to October 30th!
On October 12th, we will also be holding an award ceremony at Fuji Television Headquarters 1F,
so everyone, please make plans for it!
There's a lot going on!
It'll be released on the 30th, right?
It'll be released on the 30th!
We've been talking about this for a while now, but do you have any regrets?
Yes! Well...
My husband going out to drink with Sakuma-san and Mori Kasumi-san was a secret!
I heard about it on YouTube and threw away the plate and got angry.
Nakamura-san, when you get angry, you break your plate at home, right?
And your husband takes care of it.
That's why I sent you a plate for your wedding celebration!
Kukita-san, is there anything you're upset about?
I've been upset about Fuji構造 since last summer.
Can I ask you for a clear reason?
Well, I'm kind of embarrassed.
Other than that, I've been praised by the MCs for appearing in a few shows.
I'm also going to a show tomorrow!
Where?
Shibuya!
Shibuya...
Shouldn't you start over from that event?
Maybe...
Why do you have to go that far?
Kukita-san, is there anything you're upset about?
Well, I know people say I'm full of myself,
but I'm the one who's upset about this!
Why?
I'm happy that you bought me an audition,
but the number of fans is clearly decreasing!
Oh, I'm embarrassed to say this!
No matter how angry you are!
Oh, well...
When I was pooping in a perverted shop, I got scolded!
You're the worst!
The worst!