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The real deal
Tonight...
The real deal
One and a half years after the show began...
The famous scene of a female actor and a male dancer doing "the real deal"
Four MCs are in the lead and are ranked high.
They are...
"The real deal" of Fujikozu, a female actor and a male dancer.
The first MC is...
Thank you for choosing me.
A TV producer who continues to produce many great works...
The main MC of the show, Nobuyuki Sakuma.
The third MC that Sakuma will choose is...
It's a cooking battle between "kosugi" and "demachi".
"Kosugi" put out a big fire while cooking.
I let it out easily but...
It was really scary.
Here is the scene.
"Kosukosu" and "demachi" are "king".
As you know from the program, in the corner of "kosukosu cooking" by "kosuni" ...
I put oil in it.
It's dangerous!
You didn't cut any ingredients, did you?
Look at me!
Please be careful!
My right hand burns!
Why did you say such a thing?
Yakisoba wrapped in fire!
They thought the taste would be hopeless, but...
It smells so good!
What is this meat?
Oh, it's this one!
But...
How is it?
You don't hate me, do you?
It's salty!
It's salty, but...
What is it?
It's salty!
It's salty, but you don't hate me, do you?
It's messy, but it tastes good.
I laughed a little.
Even now, it's a decent one.
The second one!
Was it only me? I was shocked.
When I took a totalized survey in "rama",
I didn't know which one was "fujikosu" yet.
Is it idol-like or female-driven?
I took the survey while thinking about which one it was.
I don't know who it was, but...
I took the survey while thinking about which one it was.
This episode is full of "fujikosu".
It's probably not "fujikosu", but...
Go ahead!
I'll ask you questions.
The first one is easy.
Yes, it's like practice.
Shall I go first?
Well...
What is it?
Well...
Have you ever been to a love hotel?
A light?
A light! A light!
Have you ever been to a love hotel?
Yes!
Switch on!
I can't get a hint.
I can't get a hint!
I've never been to a love hotel.
I don't know anything about love hotels.
Ten people!
This is the best!
It's getting fun!
Be honest! You're answering too much!
No, it's fine! It's fine!
It's fine! It's fine!
Furthermore...
That's within one week!
Then, after last week's broadcast is over...
That's what you mean?
Well, you guys don't have any experience, right?
I'll take it!
Why?!
I'll take it!
Why are you more excited than me?!
You're making me jealous!
You're making me angry!
The questions are escalating...
Have you ever been in a relationship with more than twelve people?!
You're not wrong at all!
No problem!
Oh!
It's a discovery!
Oh!
Yes, yes, yes!
Not at all!
Shall we go?
Yes!
But you didn't really pull or anything, right?
Really!
There's no problem!
You're not wrong at all!
There's no problem!
You're not wrong at all!
Try pushing it!
Have you ever been in a relationship with more than twelve people?!
If yes, switch on!
On the other hand...
Do your best!
Oh!
One person!
By the way, what is your attitude when you graduate?
Who is graduating?
I don't think it's the management students.
I think it's the feeling at the time.
The target of the management girls' generation Fujikosu's "I did it in real life"
The first episode chosen by MC Sakuma.
It's about the city, but the shock of the cyber swimsuits in the city.
It's not just that the exposure is amazing.
Before that, I was in a really bad mood.
I was so excited that I thought I would quit the program.
I was surprised at the gap that I would wear that swimsuit in a few weeks after I was so angry.
It was a shock.
Please show me your graduation.
Speaking of first-generation Wachi.
Mr. Wachi, how about you?
Oh, I'm sorry. It's okay.
Despite being in production, there is a lot of rage that pierces the silence.
First-generation Wachi.
There are still a lot of contrasts.
I don't need high sensitivity or anything like that.
It's amazing!
Such a sexy costume that Wachi showed off with excitement.
Wow!
It's amazing!
2 years is also different.
What's going on with you?!
You get angry, Sensei.
You also get angry!
Go back to having a fun time!
She's cute but she's an immature teenager!
You can do whatever you want when you go back to graduating!
It's totally different! I want you to make it two-sided!
When you're in a good mood and when you're not.
The first place chosen by MC Sakuma was "too strong of a gap".
The girls now are also very good girls, but there are some parts of them that I can't forget.
In the end, everyone was talking about them in the dormitory.
Next, we asked this person what they did in real life.
Oswald Ito, superstar of "tsukkomi" episode.
The third place goes to "rodeo" and "kissing armpits" episodes.
If I were to say it directly, I was shaking.
As for "rodeo", Morita-san was having fun like a kid.
I don't know how many times I've asked "do you like "rodeo" or "kissing armpits" episodes.
I think I can't miss either of them.
Don't you think I look like Morita-san in "rodeo" and "kissing armpits" episodes?
The third place goes to "rodeo" and "kissing armpits" episodes.
Here is the scene where Ito was so excited that he did it in real life.
What do you mean?
You should have defeated him first.
It's not like that, Mr. Inugishi.
Let's ask him how confident he is.
Fujimoto is a bit aggressive.
That's true.
Fujimoto looks like he's full of motivation.
He's serious.
I like Rodeo's moves.
It's the same partner.
Let's go.
Let's begin.
String investment, start!
Can he do it in one minute?
Be careful not to bleed.
Be careful.
Can he do it?
Ten seconds have passed.
Is it big or Fujimoto?
Can he do it?
Twenty seconds have passed.
Nice.
Can he do it with just his upper body?
Thirty seconds have passed.
Can he do it with just shaking?
Can you do it with just your upper body?
Twenty seconds have passed.
He should be good at string investment.
But he's shaking.
Ten seconds have passed.
Can he do it?
Five seconds have passed.
Fujimoto!
Can he do it?
He failed.
He was doing it behind me.
I can't stand it.
And the third place.
It's a competition between two acting idols.
Ready, start!
Ten seconds have passed.
Can he do it?
Why do you do it so slowly?
Why do you do it so fast?
It's so fast!
It's good!
It's long!
Wait!
I can do it!
It's difficult!
It's like a high speed train!
No!
High speed train!
No!
Wait!
Time's up!
I was so nervous and excited!
Don't try to get back your feelings!
It's okay!
Looking at us on the screen, I think it's great!
It's great to be on that stage!
Next, part two!
It's a graduation ceremony for fourth graders.
Yes.
It's a project where graduates do what they did last.
They're having so much fun!
What's this?
Hucker!
Wow!
Ito still can't forget about it.
I was told that I was going to do a monoboke.
It was a pretty hard job for me in my career.
Ito did his best!
60-second monoboke challenge, start!
What's this?
Why did you bring it to me?
What's this?
Congratulations on your certificate!
Certificate?
It's an academy award.
Thank you!
I can't do it!
Let's go!
Are you a thunder boy?
Thunder boys don't fight like that!
I want to hug her.
Are you taking a walk?
It's fun today!
I'm talking to a dog!
One more time!
Are you from Okinawa? I'm from Aomori!
I'm not from Aomori! Shut up!
What are you talking about?
Inkyu-san?
I want to eat buns! I want to eat buns!
Hurry up and make them! Hurry up and make them!
I haven't even seen you on the show!
What is it?
One more time! One more time!
I'm not talking to a kid anymore!
Did you catch the moon?
I'm going to save it from space!
He saved it from space!
Well done!
I'm going crazy!
This was scary!
Ando hasn't said a word and I haven't said a word either!
I don't know what's going on!
I only said it for two minutes!
Hurry up and make them! Hurry up and make them!
And Ito's first story!
Two girls who came to show me their underwear?
Are you ready? Are you ready?
Please count for me!
One, two...
Taisho did it in real life in "Fujikozu", a drama about active girls.
The first episode chosen by Ito!
In the early days of doing what you want to do in real life,
two girls came and showed me their underwear.
They wore it every week, didn't they?
But they were a little scared, so they couldn't touch it.
"Are they really okay?" "Can we show it on TV?"
It was like that excitement.
It was fun to see them doing it in real life in the middle of the night.
This is what they did in the middle of the night.
What did you come here for today?
As it is written, we will show you girls' underwear.
Which one do you want to see?
What's that?
Yu-chan will show you.
Are you ready?
Please count down.
Three, two, one!
It's impossible.
It's impossible!
But it's amazing!
By the way, when he reappeared later...
How many seconds left?
I'm sorry.
I didn't know that Fujiko wasn't in the first place.
There are a lot of Fujiko's charming points.
I wanted to say it, but I can't forget it.
It's electric shock.
And the third MC is...
Please.
The queen of variety shows, Shige Mura.
The third place is...
The show where Fujiko's acted with all their might.
Shige Mura didn't know if it was a real world or a scripted world.
Fujiko's acting was so amazing that I thought it was serious.
My dad, who watched this broadcast, said, "Is Fujiko okay today?"
I was worried about her as a parent.
Watch Fujiko's serious acting.
From the opening scene, all cast members will act according to the script.
It's a surprise project for viewers.
Who went on a hot spring trip with Stack and Oshinomi?
What's that?
Who is saying this first?
Yes, it's me.
Who went on a hot spring trip with Stack and Oshinomi?
Actually, it's Uesugi-chan.
What? Really?
No, it's not.
That's a good one.
Miriyama, please explain.
Actually, recently, Mao-chan has a man's shadow.
No, no.
It's rumored that Stack and Oshinomi went on a hot spring trip with Stack and Oshinomi.
Really?
We got that video.
She's still crying.
Let's watch it.
This is May 3rd's news video.
Please pay attention to the circle on the screen.
Where is it?
It's definitely different.
It's May 3rd.
We can't confirm their faces and expressions, but we'd like you to pay attention to their clothes.
It's May 3rd.
It's the time of "Rash Band".
Doesn't it look like them?
I can't see their faces.
It's totally black.
It's a little suspicious.
What do you think of this, Imai-san?
Isn't it Umezawa Tomiya?
The opening broadcast revealed that she's not Umezawa Tomiya.
There was a comment like that.
The second one is good, isn't it?
Isn't it Umezawa Tomiya?
The second one is good, isn't it?
What do you think of this, Kukita?
It's disgusting.
No, no, it's too good.
It's disgusting.
We, Fuji-cos, are idols, aren't we?
But we make men and stuff like that...
It's impossible for us to do that before the rules.
Seriously, it's impossible.
We, Fuji-cos, are idols, aren't we?
But we make men and stuff like that...
It's impossible for us to do that before the rules.
Seriously, it's impossible.
You're saying it's wrong.
It's too good, no matter how you look at it.
You can see it.
Stop it! Stop it!
Even in commercials, they continue acting.
They were too serious, so we asked them.
We were too immersed in our roles.
We couldn't hear anything in commercials.
We couldn't hear anything.
But we got along with each other.
We got along with each other.
When we were practicing, we did it together.
Even now, I'm worried about it.
I was scared.
I don't want to do it for the rest of my life.
Next, the second place.
The second place is "Mom and Dad's Dipping Party".
I have a strong impression of "all-night Fujiko".
"All-night Fujiko" is...
It was a party like that.
I couldn't get out of the bathroom.
If it was a big artist, I would think it was artistic, too.
But I couldn't get out of the bathroom.
When I heard about it from the staff and the live broadcast continued,
I thought it was amazing for a young person like me.
"Mom and Dad's Dipping Party" will expose Fujiko's mother and daughter's strange points.
No, I'm not a scorpion.
And the bad mother's pillow is...
The room is really dirty.
I want to know who it is.
Who is it?
Good evening.
Nice to meet you.
Good evening.
How are you?
I'm the bad mother.
You're so different.
You're...
Is it really you?
It's not me!
Please don't make me talk about you.
I want you to keep this a secret. I can't tell you.
I can't tell you.
The food...
It's the same voice.
I can't tell which one is laughing.
I took all the food home.
I still drink everything.
I drink it halfway and leave it as it is.
Wow!
Thank you for your time.
Please say something again.
She doesn't look happy.
What should I do?
If you don't want to say anything, I'll hold your hand again.
But you got a lot of points, didn't you?
You got a lot of points from your mother.
You got a lot of points.
Why?
Why are you angry?
It's hot!
I have something to say.
What is it?
It's not good for you.
Where are you going?
Who are you mad at?
At everyone.
Everyone?
Not everyone.
Your mother came out.
Mother, can you stop doing this?
My mood got worse because of my mother's exposure.
Why are you crying?
Am I crying?
Omelet rice, again!
I can't eat that.
What's wrong with you?
I didn't like it.
Morita, listen to me.
Listen to me.
Why are you crying?
Morita, listen to me.
Be gentle.
Morita, I'm sorry.
Be gentle.
What's wrong?
Why are you crying?
Omelet rice, again!
Omelet rice!
After this incident, she disappeared during a commercial.
I asked my manager about Murashige.
What will you do if Murashige doesn't come out of the bathroom?
I won't work for the rest of my life.
That's scary!
I felt like anything would come out of the bathroom.
Murashige's "I've done it" target, number one!
Oh my god!
It's like an anime that went viral overseas.
Murashige's "I've done it" target, number one!
Wachito Morita's "Snow Flower" dance.
Morita's dance was too gross.
Morita's "I've done it"
I'd like to request Wachito Morita's duet.
Tetsuya-san...
Hinako...
Let's have the best night ever, okay?
Yeah...
Okay, music start!
You're kidding me!
Hey, can I say something funny?
I love that kind of stuff!
The days I had nowhere to go
Suddenly changed and passed me by
I was thinking the same thing!
Because!
On days I had nowhere to go
I kept looking for someone like you
I met you
It was my first excitement
Because we're together
I can fly
I can fly now
Why are you singing proudly when you're so bad at singing?
Let's say goodbye now, just the two of us
Now, just the two of us
Can I say something weird?
Will you marry me?
Can I say something even weirder?
Of course!
You're hiding it from me!
You said it yourself!
What are you doing?
Will you marry me?
Hey, you're always different from Riha!
You're always different from Riha!
But you said it, so...
What did I say?
Will you marry me?
But you said it, so...
You said it, so...
You came to me.
What's up with that point delivery?
Yeah, it's cute.
Wow!
No, I'm serious.
What are you doing?
Who are you?
This is so funny.
It's the moment I realized how great TV is.
It's like a robot that hasn't been used for 100 million years.
It's so tight.
I want you to practice more.
The song, too.
It's not a song you can sing like this.
Taisho did it as a healthy woman.
The last emcee is...
Hello.
Actually, it's been a while.
I'm sorry for keeping you waiting for weeks.
It's been six weeks.
Farewell, Morita.
I'm sorry about the tour.
I was moving like a musician.
I'm sorry.
I didn't know Ishimaru-san was sitting in my seat.
I was surprised.
Thank you.
I'll answer anything.
In third place...
Yamashita of the third season of "SAUNA TALK" said "chinko" and died.
I can't forget that.
I felt like I was in it because it was the third season.
I didn't know anything.
It's been a while since a newcomer came out.
I was happy.
It's like "tell me".
It's the moment of newcomer's birth.
Yamashita, you're amazing!
How is it?
What do you mean "how is it"?
What's with that tough voice?
How is it?
I'll make a wish.
- Stop him, Bus Rob! - Stop him, Bus Rob!
- How long should I make him drink without drinking? - That's right.
- Please make him drink without drinking. - Hey!
- Huh? - Go home, you! Go home!
- He doesn't like it.
- Do you have something you want to appeal? - Me?
- Yes, like what you want to do in this all-night concert. - Oh, what I want to do?
- What I want to do is singing and dancing. - Ah, singing and dancing.
- I like both of them. - But you can't lose to anyone in singing and dancing in this all-night Fujiko.
- Yes. - Oki is good at singing and dancing.
- Yes, yes. - Can you beat Oki?
- Oh, really? - Can you dance in such a situation?
- We have music here.
- Can you dance on this stone? - It's hot, it's hot.
- Can you dance here?
- It's late. - Can you dance here?
- We have "cutie honey" here, can you play it?
- We have "cutie honey" here, can you dance with "cutie honey"? - I can dance.
- She can dance. - Let's go. We'll play the music.
- Start!
- Oki, Oki, don't hurt me. - Oki, Oki, don't hurt me.
- Don't hurt my heart. - Oki, Oki, don't, don't, don't stare at me.
- Honey first! - Wow!
- Nice! - Cute!
I'm glad you've come this far, Yamashita.
The question is about a simple mysterious statue.
It's an adult man hanging in the middle of a statue.
- What? - What?
- It's an adult man hanging in the middle of a statue. - It's an adult man hanging in the middle of a statue.
- Three, two, one. - It's hanging in the middle of a statue.
- Ko. - Ko?
- Ko. - Ko? What's Ko?
It's a man's Ko.
- A man? - Oh, it's a man.
- Huh? - A man's Ko?
- It's a man hanging in the middle of a statue. - That's an unexpected answer!
- It's simple. - It's not Ko?
- It's not Ko! - What is it?
- It's a man hanging in the middle of a statue? - Yes.
- It's exactly what you think it is. - Is it three letters?
Yes, it's three letters.
- Should I say it? - I'll turn it off for now, so ask me.
I'll turn it off.
I said it.
- I'll turn it back on. - Did you say it?
- I'll turn it back on. - I'll turn it back on.
Don't lick the TV!
Don't lick it!
That's good.
And you said it with a straight face.
I really said it.
The person on the switch is also a fine player.
It felt like I was the one using the camera.
It felt like we were the best team.
Let's move on to Morita's second choice.
Gladol and the others are wearing animal masks.
What was it?
It's like you can show your face in a game.
This is their second shocking problem game.
Gladol and others want to show their faces in a game.
One by one.
What's wrong?
What are you doing?
Turn on the music!
It's like an anime that was banned from broadcasting overseas.
Hello!
It's a show that parents all over the world don't want their kids to watch.
Hello!
What was funny about it was...
It was like Hamachanga and Marukamuri.
It was really shocking.
It was like my second time.
I didn't know it would make me so nervous.
I'm sorry about that time.
The first stage is a history game!
Music, start!
Ha ha ha!
Everyone's movements are full of originality.
Wow!
I think they are struggling because of this.
But some of them are old.
Oh, they stopped!
They are running!
Are they three?
Who are they?
What's going on?
Who are they?
What's going on?
Who are they?
Don't look away!
Who are they?
Morita!
You're trying to end a show, aren't you?
The rough erotics of late at night came out.
I think it was good.
I'm sure there's more editing in Hammer-chan.
I think I was able to make a living off of it.
I was like, "I hope I don't get into an accident while I'm at it."
And now, for "all or nothing."
From Fujiko's seat to Fujiko's seat, Nagisa chooses which scene she wants to watch.
All or nothing
Last year's "TIF" collaboration show, "Normal" Aphidia and Fujiko's special stage.
One, two, three, four!
Rotation
♪ Heavy Rotation ♪
Now, let's see Morita's "I did it" No. 1.
Anyway, all the times I made the air in the studio smell bad...
Now that I think about it, I miss it.
It's like...
There is no harmony in the schedule at all.
Seriously.
"I did it" No. 1 is...
Wachi, who participated in a project to compete for the emotion of a song called "Emotion Song Choir".
I'm not in the top three.
It can't be helped.
You fell in the original song.
Wachi can only run up with human songs.
His singing and singing were denied.
I'm really sorry.
He's crying.
Seeing him like that, Apro of Morohana...
I want Wachi to laugh.
Wachi?
He's crying.
Look, he's crying.
No!
No, I really want you to affirm that you sang your own song with all your might over there.
Really, it resonated.
No, no, it's a little out of tune.
Hey, what's up?
What are you crying about?
I'm frustrated that I lost the song.
It started with such a simple frustration.
You can't see Hose's reflection, can you?
What's up with this look?
I can't watch this.
I like you guys now, but I think it would be interesting if there was someone who would shake you up like this.
Yes.
It's delicious.
Hey, what are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What?
I'm not wearing anything.
FJCO! FJCO! Let's do our best!
Let's do our best!
FJCOs who appeared for two consecutive days at the Tokyo Idol Festival visited by 80,000 people.
Let's do our best!
Yeah!
MIYOSHI also appeared on stage, which sold out all the stars during the live broadcast.
They performed their familiar theme song and made a huge success on their first day.
Furthermore...
The next song you will hear is...
Yes, it is...
It is...
It is a new song we will perform for you for the first time.
The first TV performance of the new song will be at the end of the program.
How was it?
It was good.
It was good. It was good. It was good.
The second TV performance will be...
The four girls who participated in the digital photography week will appear on the collaboration stage with SUPRE.
Everyday Kachun Sha
They are performing "Everyday Kachun Sha" only on this stage.
After the mini-live performance...
A challenge to runaway in a swimsuit
Ms. Sanki Uemishi is the first woman to wear swimsuit for the first time in three months
Thank you very much.
In last year's "Even if it's a scratch, I'll wear a swimsuit" show, Sanki Uemishi showed off her swimsuit.
Sexy director Oki is also wearing a swimsuit for the first time.
I saw you on yesterday's show as well.
Thank you very much.
After two days of showtime, Sanki Uemishi is back with a new song.
After this show, Sanki Uemishi will finally show off her new song for the first time on TV.
[Sanki Uemishi - SANKI UEMISHI]
In the light of the computer shut down
Resonates a heavy bass, a silhouette of a dancefloor
Even though we don't speak the same language, for some reason I felt
If you were this person, would you love me?
But I want to tease you
Sorry, I can't help you
That process is important
Sorry, I like romantic things
Let's go home and play tag
I want to be free someday
Maybe that will happen
Sorry, don't rush
Let's start from scratch
I wonder if you thought I had eyes from above
Let's start dancing, getting closer little by little
I don't know why I was attracted to that force
I didn't want it to happen
That's fate
Don't look at me like that
Wait a little, give me one more try
Even if you look at me like that
I don't know you now
I'm going to fall for sure
I might be timid
I don't want to regret it
So wait for me a little longer
I'm sorry, I can't do it all of a sudden, that process is important
I'm sorry, I like it romantic, let's go home and party
I'm sorry, I can't do it all of a sudden, let's start over from scratch
That was really good!
Thank you!
That was really good!
Thank you!
Really?
Imai was really nervous when you took that one shot.
But I was holding the camera...
That's what makes you nervous!
I was holding it!
Sakuma-san is going to give you a big applause!
Imai, I've been watching you for a long time, but you haven't blinked once!