AISubs v3.7
Way! Way! Way! Way! Way!
Dance and dance and go out and go!
Let's dance again next time!
Way!
The city lights disappear and darkness starts dancing.
The wind rises and the city is peaceful.
I can't go home like this.
It's about to start.
That day, that day, with you, with you, on a Friday night.
Once again, let's remember those legendary moments.
From A to Z, with a sweet heart.
Who are you going to choose, lucky girl?
I hope you have fun tonight.
If you regret later that you were stupid, that's life, right?
Don't touch me. Don't touch me.
I'll eat you first, romantic food game.
Don't touch me. Don't touch me.
I'm not going to choose anyone. I just hope you have fun tonight.
It's normal to regret later and be stupid, isn't it?
Don't touch me. Don't touch me.
It's a game.
It's not okay for me yet.
She's started all-night physical training.
But she just--
Mr. Miyuki, please step aside.
Excuse me!
Mr. Miyuki!
Congratulations!
By the way, Ms. Miyuki...
It's my job, but on behalf of Mr. Yodai, I would like to report that we have reached a stable state of affairs.
Congratulations! Thank you very much.
Is it announced today?
Yes, it is announced today.
I just announced it.
I thought you were going to join Otani's wedding.
I thought you were going to kill him.
I was surprised.
I'm really grateful.
Mr. Yodai reported on Instagram that he put his own cat in the lower right corner of his screen.
I'm a little opposed to the cat pin.
Congratulations!
What about your activities?
I will continue my work as much as possible.
However, since this program is broadcast live at midnight, I will consult with the program staff.
I was allowed to take a break today.
I wanted to say goodbye to the fourth graders.
Isn't this a program for people who are going to be mothers?
I think there is criticism, but can you do it a little more?
It's okay if you don't feel like it.
It's a matter of time.
I'm lonely.
I'm a little lonely.
First of all, I would like to ask you about your activities in the past two weeks.
You sang at the Super Dimensional Music Festival.
Yes, I sang.
I sang the full version of "Way To Tokyo".
You sang the full version of "Way To Tokyo" even though you weren't allowed to?
That's right.
I sang the opening song for two days for free.
Whose microphone was this?
Everyone's.
Super Dimensional Music Festival...
I thought there would be a lot of voice actors.
I thought it was a weird space.
Everyone welcomed me warmly and sang for me.
Ten thousand people came for two days.
That's amazing!
It was so big and I was a little weak.
Where is it?
It's inside.
That's right.
There are so many people.
Look at the camera.
I sang "Matsuo" and "Suzukira" at Tokinchi Hitta.
That's right.
I sang "Debutante" and "Debutante".
Yes.
You shouldn't have taken such a small chance.
Everyone, how did you like it?
Yes.
It's cute.
I'm happy.
And please enjoy the rest of the Super Dimensional Music Festival!
How kind of you!
How about singing in front of people other than your fans?
Other than my fans...
There are a lot of fans who are not my fans.
The so-called "anionters" also support us in three dimensions.
I was happy.
The fans of "monochrome" as well.
The fans of "aqours" as well.
By the way, it's rare for such a large number of songs to stand on stage like that, right?
The opening act is only one song.
I see.
The opening act is quite important, isn't it?
It's important, isn't it?
You can only do it if you have a lot of expectations, can't you?
That's right.
It may be possible for people who only have one song.
But you made it exciting with only one song, didn't you?
I hope it warms you up a little.
I see.
Excuse me for a moment.
Earlier, you said "birth of a great poet".
Oh, birth...
I'm sorry.
Why?
That's right.
"Birth of a great poet".
I'm sorry.
"Birth of a great poet".
I'm sorry.
That's a pretty decent apology, isn't it?
Excuse me for a moment.
It's been a long time since you gave birth to me.
I'm sorry.
It will be the last time.
I'm sorry.
Don't worry about it.
I've been looking for a towel or something.
Then I'll hit you with a tennis ball, too.
I'm sorry.
I'll cheer you up.
I'm sorry.
I'll cheer you up.
I'm sorry.
I'll cheer you up.
Excuse me for a moment.
"Birth of a great poet" will be released next week.
"Young Jump" will be released.
"Clavier" will be released.
That's right.
That's amazing.
This is the picture I took.
What?
Wow!
How was Stockman?
I took many pictures.
He was very mature and cute.
He gave me compliments.
Amazing.
They're getting "clavier" on their own.
I'm getting made fun of here.
It will be released on March 7th at noon.
Please check it out.
And you have another event tomorrow and the day after that, right?
Yes. On the second day, we'll be performing at Tokyo Girls Collection 2024 Spring/Summer.
And on the third day, we'll be performing at AG Stock 2024 as an opening act.
That's amazing.
It's the first time for you all, right?
This time it's even bigger, right? 10,000 people?
That's right. We've already been to the venue,
but it's so big that we're all a little scared right now.
I remember A-Nation performing there.
That's right.
You're singing there?
That's amazing.
Just one song.
You've only performed one song.
You've only performed one song your whole life.
You're like someone who's been in a black and white movie with just one song.
You're trying to get attention with just one song.
You can always get attention with just one song.
That's right.
Even if you only have one song today, you can still get a Fuji-kone seat.
Who's here with us tonight?
Today, we have two people here with us.
First up is this person.
That's a lot of people.
Can you tell us your name?
I'm Taimei Prefecture's third generation, Motegi Hiroshi.
Whose song is it today?
I've seen a lot of your SNS.
Fuji-TV doesn't invite me to their cooking programs.
I asked them if I could be on this show.
That's why I'm here today.
That's amazing.
This is the first time I've seen a serious gangster.
He's got a strong heart.
That's amazing.
Thank you for having me.
That's amazing.
Thank you for having me.
I'll cook for you.
Really?
Will you cook for me?
Of course.
Thank you for having me.
I'm happy.
Who's next?
Hello.
I'm Pingeni's Muramura Tamura.
Hey, hey, hey.
From Mokkori to Rimoko-chan.
I'm sorry about that.
From Mokkori to Rimoko-chan.
You can't do that.
Wow!
That's all for today.
Thank you for having me.
I can't do this anymore.
Tamura, you can't eat this, either.
Next up is this segment.
Fujiko's Mom and Dad Tarekomi Challenge!
Fujiko's everyone, this is Mom and Dad Tarekomi Challenge.
Huh? You haven't heard of it?
Huh? We haven't heard of it?
We haven't heard of it?
You guys don't hear anything every week!
You guys have a lot of courage, don't you?
What are you guys doing here so early in the morning?
What time are you guys here?
You don't have to come in so early!
Today, we will be keeping it a secret from Fujiko's.
We will be keeping it a secret from everyone's parents and daughters.
We asked everyone if there was anything they didn't know about.
As a result, we received a large number of submissions.
This time we will introduce it.
By the way, for FUJIKO, who had the most surprising submission, we will increase the number of submissions.
Please do your best, everyone.
Do you give it to your parents?
And for those of you who have won two prizes, you will be able to eat Korean omelet rice that Chef Motegi, who is in GONECIETO, is making now.
Can we eat raw fish?
You can eat raw fish.
You may be able to eat raw fish in front of you.
Let's do it together.
You can still eat it.
You can eat it.
You had a chance to eat it.
He's been waiting for you for five minutes.
Can you still eat it for five minutes?
Let me go.
Please let me go.
He's as excited as the Harita Generation.
Hey, let's do it!
Let's go all-night with Rimoco!
What do you mean, "let's go"?
Every time you say "we can still go further", you're just shaking your waist!
Let's do it!
The one with the slimmest face would get Rimoco-chan.
That's right. The one with the slimmest face would get Rimoco-chan.
I see.
Rimoco-chan's face is close.
Motegi-sengu, please go to the kitchen.
Motegi-san, I'm lonely!
Nagisa-chan's face is close.
Why don't you look at me?
Let's get started.
Nagisa-chan's face is close.
Do you know who you are?
I think there are some people who like dogs.
Wait, wait. Is it okay for me to like dogs?
I got many things. This is only a part of it.
I will reveal it now, as long as you are curious.
First of all, this!
Don't clean your own ears.
Does anyone know who I am?
Don't clean your own ears.
Huh?
How is it?
Too much?
Yes!
I don't clean my own ears!
It's not too much!
Thank you very much!
Don't clean your own ears.
Thank you very much!
Yes! The truth is...
This is a message from Takamura-mama.
Huh?
Yes! Takamura-mama, do you know who I am?
Just a little bit?
According to Takamura-mama...
Takamura-mama has his father clean his ears.
What!?
Not you, mama?
Yes, I have my father clean my ears.
I do it myself, but...
My father is single...
and I ask him to come back home.
What!?
So cute!
You have your father's earwax stored until he comes back, right?
My father...
My father has his earwax stored until he comes back...
and I calculate it and clean my ears!
I see! Calculation! Calculation!
I do it myself, too!
I see!
But you are 11 years old, right?
Yes.
You only see your father sometimes...
but what do you do for your father?
Well...
I make my father's knees feel relaxed.
What!?
Really?
Seriously?
No way! I've done it and my daughter is 18 but I won't do it!
But will you be happy if she asks you to do it?
If she asks me to do it, of course I'll be happy!
You'll be happy!
Of course I'll be happy!
Of course you will!
By the way, Takamura, can you do it yourself?
Yes, I can!
Can you show me how you do it?
I'll do it!
Go ahead!
I'll do it!
Can you really do it?
I don't know when you'll come back but is it okay for you to do it now?
Is it still okay for you?
Yes, it's okay!
Okay...
I'll do it!
After you do it, show me!
- Don't fool me. - I'm not fooling you.
- What kind of "kosugi" do you do? - Do you do "kosugi" too?
- Of course. My dad does it for me. - What?
- Really? - Your dad does it for you?
- Why do you all imitate your dad? - Yeah, why dad?
- You all get along well with your dad, don't you? - Yeah.
- Ever since we became adults. - Yeah.
- Did you get it, Takamura? - Ah, it's not coming out.
- It's not coming out? - It has to be dad, right? - Dad is the best, dad.
- It's because dad is good at it. - Dad is good at it.
- Yes, we still have more. Let's move on to the next type. - This one is cute, though.
- You're good at making weird faces. - Huh?
- Who is it? - Who is it? - Is there anyone here who is aware of it?
- "Hontouwa" means you're different from your character, right? - That's right.
- I'm not like that. - You're worried because you're not yourself.
- You're not "Natsutou", right? "Natsutou" is... - Yeah.
- I'm not good at it. - Because you're a gorilla like that, you can't make "hontouwa" faces.
- Can you make "hontouwa" faces? - I can't make "hontouwa" faces.
- You can do it right away. - You're not my character.
- Who is it? - Who are you?
- You're not aware of it, right? - Yeah.
- Yes. - Please say it.
- This is... - Please say it.
- A request from "Amemiya Papa". - I want to see it! I want to see it!
- What is that? - I've seen it before. - Yes.
- I've seen it before. - According to "Amemiya Papa",
- "As long as you don't say 'Amemiya, how about it?' from the MCs, you don't say your own words." - Yes.
- "It seems you're playing a cool and unobtrusive character." - Yeah.
- "In my house, you can make a third funny or weird face." - Huh?
- You're playing an unobtrusive character in your house?
- You don't like it, do you?
- You think your parents are more funny... - Yeah.
- You think it sucks, but you're watching it, right? - My daughter is more unobtrusive, you know?
- "Amemiya-san" is actually a cheerful and bright girl, right? - Yeah, she's cute.
- Is that so? - Is that so?
- In case you don't approve of it, we have proof of it.
- Here is a video of an unobtrusive character.
- This is "Amemiya-san".
- This is... not a very good hometown.
- What is this? - It's "Setsubun-no-hi". "Setsubun-no-hi".
- Huh? - Yes, "Setsubun-no-hi" is "Amemiya", who makes her family excited with "setsubun-no-hi".
- She's cute. - She's cute.
- I want to see her brain. - Huh? How is it?
- Are you holding back now? - How is it? - No, I'm not holding back, but...
- Well, you know, there's something like "tension", right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Well, yeah. - Sometimes...
- It's a case-by-case thing. - Out of the members of "kuji-kouzu", have you seen this character before?
- How is it? - Have you seen "Amemiya" before? - Have you seen that movement? - I've seen it quite a lot.
- I haven't seen that one. - You haven't seen that one?
- That one has three times as much "kokare" in it. - That's true.
- Have you all seen "Amemiya"'s weird face before? - Yes, we have. - We have!
- Have you seen it before? - I think we have.
- She has a weird face when she talks. She opens up her nose.
- Can you show us "Amemiya"'s weird face? - Show us.
- Can you show us your true feelings? - Please show us your true feelings.
- Okay, "Amemiya"'s weird face in...
- 3... 2... 1...
- If you shake it from this side, "Amemiya" will basically do anything.
- I see. - She's just not going to do it herself.
- By the way, your mother has a manly personality, but...
- She suddenly says, "Give me a hug."
- What is that? - I've never heard "Amemiya", "Give me a hug."
- Give me a hug. - Tell us, too! - Tell us, too!
- Sakuma and Morita and me, we'll give you a hug, too! - No, we won't!
- 3... 2... 1... - 3... 2... 1...
- I won't do it, but I'll have you say it for now. - 3... 2... 1...
- I won't do it, but I'll have you say it for now. - I won't do it, but I'll have you say it for now.
- That's all you need to say! - That's all you need to say!
- Now, "Amemiya" will say "Give me a hug" in 3... 2... 1...
- Hey, "Give me a hug"?
- This is a surprise! - That's a cute one!
- It's like Amemiya's opened another door! - That's a good one!
- This "tarekobi" is cute! - It's a cool and cute one!
- It's cute! - Then, let's move on to...
- this "tarekobi" which I think everyone was curious about.
The bride and groom are Shouhei Otani and Shouhei Otani's wife, Dematchi.
I'm on the side that refused.
You're exaggerating.
You're doing the same thing as Yulian.
Yulian's marriage is also a retribution.
By the way, this is a letter from Aunt Obama.
When Otani entered the United States, he joined Angels.
Feeling the red thread of fate with himself, every holiday at the stadium or hall, he thought he could marry Otani for real.
I'm not serious.
We don't know for sure yet.
If this episode was for elementary and middle school students, we would know.
But this episode is for college students, right?
This episode is for college students, right?
Ando probably thought he could do it if he was waiting for it.
By the way, this is the picture at the time.
It's a serious picture.
He's trying to get her attention.
It's amazing.
There's more.
It's amazing.
It's just a picture.
Did you really think you had a chance?
No, I was really chasing it.
As a fan?
But I think if you work hard every day, you'll get it.
It's like this.
It's hard until you meet.
Did you think you could do it if you met?
If you work hard until you meet, you'll get it.
You can't say "one chance" in public.
How far did you get?
I got it here.
I have it now.
But it was my first year.
It wasn't the time for me to get an autograph.
You didn't have the time yet.
I didn't get an autograph yet.
If you did it now, you'd get it.
That's right.
Don't say "one chance" in public.
One chance!
There's more.
Let's announce it.
Next, here!
The room is really dirty.
I want to see it.
Who is it?
It's a dirty room.
Who is it?
Kasano?
Ebra?
Oki?
Iriyama?
Uesugi?
Ando?
It's a big dirty room.
I see.
But it's not the one you are looking for.
What?
It's this parent.
Who is it?
It's this parent.
Good evening.
Nice to meet you.
Good evening.
Nice to meet you.
It's cute.
Morita-san, this voice.
Morita-san?
Is it Muramura Tamura?
It's not like that.
Hey, Tanaka-san.
Is this you?
It's not me.
It's not.
Mother, please introduce yourself.
Yes.
Murida-san, thank you for always taking care of me.
I'm Wachi's mother.
Wachi-san's mother.
I see.
I'm sorry, but could you say hello?
Don't make me look bad!
What's wrong, Wachi-san?
They look alike!
They do!
You can't say that!
Don't make me look bad!
I don't want you to say that!
I'm not allowed to say that!
But you already said it!
Wachi-san, please give up!
Mother, what do you think?
I'm sorry for being late. Could you tell me in detail?
I'd like to know.
Well...
I'm living alone now.
I don't have a photo of me, so I'm sorry.
It's nothing.
You don't need a photo?
When I'm at home, I'm unusually dirty.
For example?
For example, I don't litter.
The clothes I'm wearing are all dirty.
I see.
What I can't forgive the most is...
Yes?
Drunk...
It's the same voice!
I don't know which one is laughing!
I take all my clothes with me...
If I'm going to drink them all...
I'll drink them halfway and leave them there...
It's like I'm being dragged...
Oh my god!
Mom!
Mom, can you think of a way to get along with him?
I really don't care about him now.
You don't care about him now, do you?
I'll deal with you tomorrow.
Wait!
This room is...
This room is really beautiful, isn't it?
Why?
I don't want to make it dirty because I paid for it.
Why do you make it dirty every time you go home?
Which one do you know?
Which one do you know too much?
Mother, didn't you get angry at your daughter about this matter?
No, of course I was angry like every day, but it doesn't work at all.
Oh, that's right.
After all, are you a selfish daughter, mother?
That's right, selfish.
Mom, have you seen the show before?
Of course, I've seen it.
You've seen many girls, haven't you?
That's right.
You've seen them cry, laugh and get angry, haven't you?
How did you like the live show where you didn't say a single word?
To be honest, it's in Kansai.
I don't know. I don't watch it in real-time.
But as far as I've seen on the internet, I thought it was crazy.
I was so scared that I couldn't watch it.
Mom, you were raised like that.
That's right.
So don't blink and watch it.
That's right.
It's a good opportunity for you to look back at yourself.
By the way, have you seen the dates with Morita?
How about you?
I've seen it.
How did you like it?
How do you feel about it?
As you can see, I've enjoyed watching it.
Is it okay for you to date with Morita?
What?
I'm sorry, Morita.
Why don't you say anything about my will?
I'm sorry.
At times like this, you can see how you usually work.
Because you're a man of perseverance.
Mom, your daughter is both of them.
Yes.
They look alike.
So, Waki's mother, thank you for your ambition.
Yes, thank you.
Thank you.
If you have anything else you want to say, please say it.
She seems to be in a bad mood.
What should I do?
If you don't want to say a word after this, I'll hold out my hand again.
By the way, isn't it a high point?
Because it came from his mother.
That's right.
It's a high point.
Why?
Why are you so angry?
No, I'm not.
It's hot.
Beware of fire.
It's hot.
Waki, do you have any comments?
What is it?
It's not really good for you to say that.
What's wrong with you?
Where are you angry?
Who are you angry with?
Everyone.
Everyone?
It's not about "everyone".
Your mother came out.
Then, Mom, you can't do things like this anymore.
But now, Mom and Morita have talked about it.
Mom and Morita have talked about it once.
It was a good opportunity.
What?!
Yes, it was a good opportunity.
Thank you very much.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.
Let's move on to the next story.
Here it is!
A graduation photo full of crying faces.
Does anyone think of this?
- Is it okay? - Isn't it cute?
- Isn't it cute?
- I think you've heard it now, but you'll find out soon. - That's right.
- Isn't it cute? - Isn't it better than this one?
- Who is it? - Yes.
- Then, the call is connected again this time. - Oh, it's connected!
Hello?
- Oh, I'm sorry for breaking up. - She's cute.
- Oh, ma'am.
Yes, can you introduce yourself?
Nice to meet you. I'm Oki.
- Yes, thank you. I'm Oki's mother. - Oki's mother!
- She sounds like Oki's mother.
- Oki's mother. - Hello.
That's right. Oki, you could tell just by her voice, right?
It's a voice with characteristics, so you could tell right away.
- Oki's mother is crazy! - She's laughing like a teacher.
It's the trend of YouTube.
Can you tell us in detail about this story?
Yes, it's about my graduation ceremony.
I couldn't find a decent picture of me during my graduation ceremony.
I couldn't find even one picture of me.
It's like a wiretap.
A wiretap.
I couldn't go anywhere with a wiretap.
I couldn't go anywhere from kindergarten to elementary school.
By the way, here is the actual picture of your graduation ceremony.
I have a picture of you.
Are you kidding me?
So cute!
Elementary school is like that.
Elementary school is cute!
Elementary school is not separated like that.
We go up together in middle school.
Why are you crying like this?
At that time...
No, it's middle school.
At the end of middle school, I was a teacher.
I cried while being a teacher.
I cried at that time, too.
This is elementary school.
At middle school, I was lonely to say goodbye to my friends.
Do you say goodbye to your friends?
I cried a lot.
You went to private school.
I thought this was the last time I would say goodbye to my friends.
I cried a lot.
So cute!
This is the last time you will say goodbye to your friends, right?
If you say goodbye to your friends at the end of elementary school, you will be kicked out of school.
I was surprised.
Other than you, all of your friends are crying.
Everyone is crying.
This is the end of middle school.
It's over.
It's coming up again.
Yes, it's coming up again.
Mother, does your daughter usually cry?
She has a strong mentality.
She is not very egoistic.
The word "graduation" is dangerous.
It's really embarrassing.
I've been crying all the time.
I don't feel like I'm crying.
All of you are crying in your videos.
Cute!
Is this all of middle school?
All of middle school.
I don't want to leave my face.
I don't want to leave my face in middle school and high school.
By the way, did you see Ms. Ooki using a rope on a rodeo?
I tried to catch it a little bit.
You didn't have to say it like that!
It's not like Ms. Ooki said it.
What do you think about that?
I thought it was pretty good.
You thought it was pretty good?
You don't have any resistance against it?
No, I didn't have any resistance against it at all.
But it's been a while since I've been called a "sassy" character on a show like this.
Speaking of which, a long time ago,
at a hot spring or something,
Mr. Donato said, "Please protect me like a bowl of rice."
What are you talking about?
You! You're not gathering with your relatives, are you?!
She's talking about her daughter's butt!
There's a chance that Ms. Sano will apologize for what you said!
I've already apologized once.
It's too dangerous for you to continue, Ms. Ooki. Thank you very much!
Thank you very much!
Now, let's hear what Ms. Ooki has to say.
Her butt is like a bowl of rice.
She's like a kid.
She's easy to talk to.
Even when we're in class, I always tell my teacher that Ms. Ooki's butt is funny.
She has a lot of character.
There's still a lot more.
Let's move on to the next topic.
A female samurai mixed with nine men.
What do you think of this?
If there was such a shocking topic, I don't think you can remember it.
Natalia-san, come out, Natalia-san.
Then, we will continue this time as well.
Hello!
Good evening!
Would you like to introduce yourself?
Yes! Thank you for always taking care of me!
I'm a famous student, Kukita Onoka's mother.
Good evening!
Kukita-mama, could you tell me more about this?
It is a story of kindergarten and children's league team.
It was a cold summer in the middle of the year.
According to the book, I wanted to be a hook captain of Peter Pan in the middle of the year,
but I couldn't do it.
It was the end of the school year, and I wanted to play a role that I wanted to play,
so I said I wanted to play a samurai who protects Princess Kaguya.
I only prepared a male role for that role,
but my daughter wanted to do it, so she prepared a female samurai role for me.
Do you remember, Kukita?
I remember.
Why did you want to play Princess Kaguya?
At that time, I had an older brother and I admired the role of a boy.
But your sister is an idol.
Yes, it seems like there was such a time.
To make it clear, there is a picture of that period.
Here it is.
From the left to the right.
She made it red.
It's true.
It's amazing.
She really brought in only boys.
It's cool.
Do you remember this?
I remember this.
I admired myself, and another girl decided to play the female samurai role.
There was someone who followed you.
Yes.
What did you think of this scene, Kukita?
Um...
It was cute.
Of course it was cute!
It's been a while since you said you thought it was cute!
No, no!
It's not like that!
The teacher said...
I'll make it cute!
I'll make a cute samurai's head!
She made it with her own hair.
It was really cool and cute.
I see.
Mom, I'm assuming that you're Rii-moko-chan now!
No way!
We'll deliver it to your house, mom!
Thank you very much!
We'll deliver it to your house!
Wow!
So, we've announced a lot of things so far.
But from now on...
We're going to have someone...
...bring us some fresh sardines!
Sardines?
Yes!
Please come in!
Who's mama is it?
It's three of them!
We have three mamas here with us today.
MCs, who's mama is it?
I don't like this!
Who's mama is it?
But the one I know the most is...
Matsuo's mother.
That's right, it's Matsuo's mama.
I know who it is.
I think it's Matsuo's mama.
Who's in the middle?
I don't know!
I think it's Matsuo's mama in the middle.
I see.
She's flashy.
She's like a fashionista.
She's funky.
Isn't she Motegi-chef's wife?
No, she's not.
I think it'd be perfect if we were side by side.
But I don't think so.
The answer is...
Fujimoto's mama!
She looks like her.
She's cute.
Come out, Fujimoto!
And the third one!
Who's mama is it?
I don't know.
She looks like her!
She does!
It's Yamanaka!
It's Yamanaka's mama!
She looks like her!
She does!
She was angry last week!
She's not angry anymore!
Who's mama is it?
Come out, girls!
She does!
She's cute!
She's like her!
Please line up next to her.
I'm sorry it's so late.
Thank you very much.
Please line up next to her.
She looks like her.
She looks like her mother!
Thank you for joining us.
Thank you.
What do you think of your daughters' activities?
Ms. Matsuo.
Ms. Matsuo's mother.
I've been dancing a little lately.
So I'm happy and she's happy too.
Thank you.
Morita is treating her like an underdog.
No, no, no, mom!
She's doing her best out of the two groups.
Everyone's doing their best!
She's saying she's in two groups!
She's not in two groups anymore.
She'll be in one soon.
What do you think of your mother, Fujimoto?
She's a different type of character.
She's got her own mood and she's doing her best.
I hope she continues to do her best.
Fujimoto!
You're so funny!
Think of it as a thank you, Fujimoto!
What do you think of your mother, Yamanaka?
Last week...
Yes, yes.
It was almost the end of the year and it ended up like this.
I feel sorry for her.
But now that she's here, I feel like she'll get even angrier.
Yamanaka, do you have a type of mother you don't like?
No, I'm just surprised.
I'm not surprised at all!
Let's start with Ms. Matsuo's mother.
Ms. Matsuo's mother's type of mother is...
This one!
That?
Dog snacks.
That was you, Matsuo?
That's right.
Can you explain this in detail?
I have a dog.
It's a story from when I was little, right?
One day, the number of dog snacks decreased a lot.
What's wrong with this? Who ate this?
Everyone was like, "Shh!"
Even my brothers.
But it's only for children, right?
So I said, "Huh? Milka?"
Huh? Yeah.
How was it? Was it good?
How was it?
It tasted light, but it was good.
It's "boro".
Dog "boro".
It's not "jerky", it's "boro".
It's not "jerky" or "bone" or anything like that, right?
You can eat "boro".
You can't eat it?
Yes.
The dog one?
No way!
It's here, right?
Is it this one?
Wait a minute!
It's this one, right?
This is the dog "boro".
Wait a minute!
You didn't let your daughter eat it in this bowl, did you?
You didn't come here to complain about it, did you?
She ate this one.
I can't eat it.
There's more, right?
Can we eat it?
Is it okay?
You can eat it.
Let's eat it!
Why do you involve us in this?
Huh?!
But if it's good for the dog's body,
it won't harm humans, right?
That's right!
Is it okay for pregnant women to eat it?
It's better for pregnant women not to eat it.
Because you can't take responsibility for it.
Is it okay for me to eat it?
It's not okay for you to eat it!
What does it taste like?
You made a woman eat a dog's food in a late-night program!
It's a big problem!
If you eat it, I'll eat it, too!
I don't need such a one-year commitment!
You must have done something else out of curiosity, right?
That's right.
At that time, when I got older and talked about it,
I said, "Actually, I ate dog food, too."
Oh, that's good!
That's good!
What? Is it crispy?
No, no, it's still there.
How was it crispy?
It wasn't crispy and delicious.
It tasted light.
You don't care about the lightness of the taste!
If you say it's crispy,
did you eat anything else?
No, I didn't eat it.
I did an experiment with a dog.
I see.
If you talk like this, I'll put my hand on your waist!
Don't praise me!
Don't boast me!
You don't eat it now, do you?
I don't eat it now.
I see.
You ate dog food.
Thank you very much!
With Fujimoto and a sheet of paper!
Take it and give me one minute!
Next, Fujimoto mama, please!
Why don't you do it?
I don't do it that much now,
but when I was in elementary school,
Riko was looking back.
When I said "Riko", she suddenly looked back and said,
For some reason, Mika was a detective.
What's wrong with you?
Mika taught me how to impersonate a detective.
She puts it in my head.
I see.
She puts it in many aspects of my life.
But I don't do it at all now.
I see.
She doesn't do it at home.
At one time, it was a mochi story.
Or a fish's mouth.
A carp's mouth.
It's like an impersonation.
She doesn't do it now.
Fujimoto mama, why not try it?
It's your first time.
I thought it was weird.
She didn't always ask me when I left home.
She asked me "What time are you going home?" and "What time are you going home?"
She asked me that many times.
Please throw your wedding away, mama!
Frankie!
I thought it was funny.
Well, since you're saying it, I'd like to see it for the first time in a while.
Yes, wait a minute.
Play it for me.
Yes, I'll play the song, so Fujimoto, play the intro and say, "No, I'm a scorpion woman."
Kei Mikawa, please repeat it.
I can't do it with my eyes.
You can't do it with your eyes?
Let's take it off with your eyes.
You don't have to do it with your eyes, do you?
Yes!
Oh, good.
Are you ready?
If you're ready, tell me, Fujimoto.
Yes, OK.
Can you do it?
It's small, but it's OK.
OK!
Here we go.
OK, music, start!
No, I'm not a little monkey.
I'm scared of a big scorpion doing this.
I'll let my mom do it.
I want to see my mom do it, too.
My parents can do it, too.
I want to say "double Kenichi".
Music, start!
Look behind you.
Look in the same direction.
No, I'm not a little monkey.
Mom, you look like you're mad.
Are you mad?
Mom, you look like you're mad.
I can't do it.
Isn't it great?
Thank you.
By the way, Mom Fujimoto is a dance teacher.
She's teaching us.
Since you're here...
Thank you.
What kind of dance?
Street dance for adults.
We're hosting an adult street dance club.
I can't wait.
It's embarrassing to say my parents' name.
Can you dance?
Yes, we can.
Adults, we're waiting for you.
Can you show us a little?
Has Mikao-san danced?
Mikao-san doesn't dance.
She's too good at it.
Matsuken-sama is good at it.
Fujimoto danced Matsuken-sama, too.
Oh, I see.
Do you have a song?
Can you do it?
Yes, we can.
Matsuken-sama, Fujimoto and Matsuken-sama.
Thank you.
Can you do it?
Yes, we can.
Music, start!
Matsuken-sama, Fujimoto and Matsuken-sama.
♪ Matsukensha no naka ni kimi no kaze ni kawarikure ♪
♪ Matsukensha no naka ni ♪
♪ Anemoku toki no ♪
Thank you very much!
Cool!
Thank you very much!
So, Fujimoto-mama, you can also take a seat in Fujiko's seat.
Thank you!
Please sit down.
Mom, Riimoto-chan is like an enemy, isn't she?
Indeed, she is Riimoto-like, isn't she?
So, if you don't mind, could you prepare Riimoto-chan for us?
I don't like it when my mom offers me food.
Your Matsukensamba is the most important one!
Hey, stop it!
♪ Riimoto-san, Riimoto-san ♪
It's not "Riimoto-san" yet!
I don't like it!
Finally, Yamanaka-mama, please look at the amount of these ingredients.
Yes.
It's full of questionnaires!
Wow!
And...
What?!
I lost!
Wow!
It's full of questions, more than minegis-san wrote!
Wow!
I lost!
Thank you very much for the program!
Thank you!
Even so, could you show us some of your knowledge of Irish cuisine?
Yes!
I won't give up my center position.
What does it mean?
Even in the previous broadcast, I was told not to look at the camera.
But I love looking at the camera from a long time ago.
When I take a group photo at school, I count and go in the middle.
Not somehow in the middle, but precisely.
I count and go in the middle.
When I go to buy a group photo at school, I always end up in the middle.
The amount of photos I bought increased a lot and it was difficult.
It seems like you have a picture of that time.
Let's look at this one.
You are in the center.
You are in the center beautifully.
There is also a picture of the sports day.
She also has her own trophy.
I was a cheerleader.
You liked to stand out.
I didn't think about it.
Since I was born, I have lived like a wild boar.
I didn't do it on purpose.
You didn't do it on purpose.
I counted one, two, three, and four and stood in the middle.
She counted them all.
You have more, don't you?
Yes, I do.
You have more, don't you?
Yes, I do.
I have one more.
Here it is.
Tensei's laziness.
You know what I'm talking about, don't you?
I don't think you'll be surprised.
When I was in kindergarten, I went to a department store and got lost.
Since I was lost, it was hard for me to find my way back.
When I told the department store staff that my daughter wasn't there,
they asked me "Are you okay, mom?"
If you get lost, you'll cry and you'll be found soon.
But I couldn't find her.
When I was looking for her, I saw an old lady and a grandchild walking towards me.
When I looked closely, it was Alison.
An old lady you don't know?
I was surrounded by an old lady you don't know.
She was walking towards me like a little girl in that house.
When I was in kindergarten, I was looking for her.
I thought she wasn't there.
Suddenly, an old man and a dog came back from over there.
An old man was buying a dog on the other side of the road.
The dog followed the old man's dog for a walk.
The old man even bought me some sweets.
I wanted to eat some marbled chocolate.
I got attached to the old man and we went to a convenience store together.
You calculated everything, didn't you?
You didn't do it on purpose, did you?
I see.
Anyone can get attached quickly.
It would be nice if there was a real-life intimacy like that in the entertainment world.
Even when I was 21 years old, I was broadcast as a lost child.
We were trying on underwear in a department store.
I was surprised to hear that there was underwear in the department store.
I was driving and I was absorbed in talking.
Don't talk about episodes.
Don't talk about episodes in kindergarten.
That's what it is.
I'm still talking about episodes.
You talk a lot.
I've heard a lot about you.
I want to know who you are.
There's one more person in my seat.
Who is it?
I'm Tomoe Haruka's father.
Father!
Why?
I came to Tokyo for work two days ago.
I ate dinner with Haruka in the evening.
Thank you for taking care of me for a year.
I want to thank you.
What's wrong with your forehead?
I woke up the morning before and I had a scratch.
Are you drunk?
Yes.
He is drunk.
He is excited in Tokyo.
I don't remember.
He doesn't drink so much that he doesn't remember.
Thank you for being so nice.
I will ask SAKURA to decide the target.
There were several targets.
I decided today.
Please announce the target.
Fujimoto Mama's Fertilization
Fujimoto Mama, here you go.
Congratulations!
She's in a good mood.
What's the reason for this?
It's nice to see you and your daughter dancing at the same time.
We don't really do that.
And your face when you look up.
The way you dance.
Can you show us that face?
The face when you look up from below.
Bye-bye.
That's a nice face.
It's like you came up from the water.
Thank you.
How do you feel now, Fujimoto Mama?
Fertilization is free!
Thank you.
Fertilization is free.
Your daughter is also very nice.
We had a lot of fights recently.
Oh, really?
About what?
Well, there are a lot of things I can't say.
There are a lot of things you can't say.
So, well, it's good.
It's good to see you and your daughter dancing at the same time.
There are parents and children who are getting along with each other.
There are also parents and children who are fighting with each other.
That's right.
She's in a good mood.
Congratulations!
- Should we start with the presents? - Yes.
To celebrate Migo and Taichou's brilliant success, we'd like to give you a Taimei rice omelette as a present.
- But it looks like it's not ready yet. - That's right.
- It'll be ready in a little while. - It'll be ready in a little while.
- Yes. Well, today we had a lot of Fujikozu's mama's sauce. - Yes.
- How is it? Mr. Ogaki, could you please cheer up a little bit? - Yes.
- She's crying! - What?
- Why is she crying? - Is she crying?
- The rice omelette is not ready yet! - No, she can't eat it.
- The rice omelette is not ready. - She can't eat it.
- Hey, what happened to you? - Hey, what happened?
- I didn't like it. Hey, Morita, listen. - Aren't you sorry about her crying?
- Listen! Why is she crying? - You're so nice, aren't you?
- Why is she crying? - Calm down, Morita.
- Not nice. - Why? What's going on in here?
- Why is she crying? - Mmh?
- Why is she crying? - Mmh.
- The rice omelette is still not ready! - The rice omelette!
- Should we start with the presents? - The rice omelette!
- Shall we give presents? - Yes, viewers, please give us presents!
This is "Ichigo-matcha-roll" from "Bouenosuto Natural Farm", which is famous for its special taste.
- Thank you for it! - Thank you for it!
- Ichigo-matcha-roll! - Wow! Ichigo and matcha!
I wanted to eat something sweet.
Ichigo-matcha!
The strawberry is very rich, isn't it?
It's not matcha, but it's delicious!
It's delicious!
It's very delicious!
Dad, you're drinking beer!
Sweet things and beer!
Mothers are having fun!
It's really delicious!
Is it delicious, mothers?
Yes, it's delicious!
Thank you very much!
If you want it, please apply at the official station and repost it!
We will give away this ichigo-matcha roll to five people who win the lottery!
Please also post a lot of photos with hashtag #allnightfujiko!
Please post a lot of photos with hashtag #allnightfujiko!
As a reward for the parents and children who won the lottery, we will give you an omelette rice from Taimei Prefecture!
It's an omelette rice from Taimei Prefecture!
It's an omelette rice from a movie called "Tampoco", directed by Itami Juzo.
I will show you how to eat it.
I want to see it!
I saved it from 1 kilometer away, so it may be a little hard.
It's been a little while, but it's so fluffy.
It looks delicious!
It's dangerous!
You brought it!
Please eat it with ketchup.
Let's eat it with ketchup.
It looks delicious!
I don't know how to put it on.
Please eat it with ketchup.
Let's eat it with ketchup.
Please eat it with ketchup.
It looks delicious!
Let's eat it with ketchup.
It's so fluffy!
Let's eat it with ketchup.
How is it?
It's delicious!
How about you, Ujumoto?
It's delicious!
How about you, Ujumoto?
It's delicious!
How about you, Ujumoto?
It's light and...
It's delicious!
Thank you!
After this, we'll have a sauna talk!
Now, it's time for the next segment. Monitor!
- Yes, yes! - Looks like it'll be cold.
Everyone at Zenkoku Sauna, thank you for waiting!
This is Saraba Morita's sauna talk!
He's exposed to a strong wind of buildings.
This segment is where me and Fujikozu's members enter the sauna,
have a passionate honest talk,
and get our minds and bodies ready!
And today's members are...
Sakamoto and Yamanaka!
Why are you two here?
These two haven't done a sauna talk yet.
Everyone who wants a sauna is done for today!
- It's the last segment! - Yes!
After these two, it's finally the last segment of the sauna!
Since you two want it, is it okay for you to do a sauna talk with Morita?
- Yes! - I'm looking forward to it!
- I'm wearing glosses because I'm excited! - She's wearing glosses!
- My bangs are messy too. - That means...
She didn't feel anything last week!
Since she's wearing glosses, it looks like she can kiss too!
- Eh, wait... - Ah, she's totally okay with it!
I don't know why, but she didn't like it at all just now!
- I don't know why... - I'm bored.
Yamanaka and his mother are here, but they're doing a sauna talk?
- Ah, it's totally okay! - It's not something you can decide!
- Is your mother okay? - Mother! Mother!
How is the sauna? Will you come here, Mother?
- I'm a little worried... - Yes!
- Eh? - I'm worried...
- Do you want to go see it? - Mother!
- Can I go see it? - Mother's sauna talk is getting more and more interesting!
- It's okay, Mother! - Please go ahead!
- Yamanaka's mother is heading over now! - Mother!
- There's one more thing I'm curious about, is it okay? - It's okay!
Yes! Um... Can you show us the Fujikone sheet?
Eh? Tomoe's father's face is clearly turning red!
- He hasn't said anything! - It's the second time!
- He's saying it's the second time!
- You'll get hurt again! - Please be careful!
- Please don't fall! - Father, do you want to drink in the sauna?
- Is it okay? - Father, if you simply want to drink, there's a sauna downstairs!
- It's a good sauna! - It's a good sauna!
- Yes, it's a good sauna! - Yes, yes!
- Yes, yes! And also! - Yes!
- A very popular Lonti present has been revived! - Ah, again!
- Yes! - Again!
- There was a viewer who said, "Why did you quit?" - Hahaha!
- The people who applied for it this time will each receive a present! - I see!
- So please come and apply! - Yes!
- Yes! And also, an exquisite sauna has arrived at Fuji TV today! - Ah, yes!
- We received this special sauna truck from Kudochi-san, which opened in Ginza in August 2022! - It's amazing!
- Yes, thank you for your cooperation this time as well! - Thank you!
- Now, let's start with Sakamotsu-san! - Yes!
- How do you feel? - I'm looking forward to talking with Morita-san!
- Yes! - Yes!
- What is it? - What is it?
- I feel like you're going to say a lot of things! - That's not true!
- Yes! - Hahaha!
- Shall we go? - Why am I so excited?
- Yes, let's go! - Have a good trip!
- Yes! - Have a good trip!
- The wind is strong! - The wind is strong!
- It's cold and it feels good in the sauna! - That's right!
- You can talk about everything! - Yes!
Now, we'll go in with Sakamoto-san.
- Yes, please come in. - Huh? What's that?
- What's that? - What's that?
- I think I've seen it somewhere. - It's sexy.
- Isn't it this way? - What? You're going out?
- Yes, it's this way. - I see.
- It's not like he's in front of you because you showed him your gravure. - That's true.
- It's a reward. - It's a dream situation. - Peace sign again.
- Once again, it's up. It's here. - Oh, it's up.
- So, I'd like to talk about it. - Yes.
- How are you, Sakamoto-san? It's been about half a year since you joined as a second-generation student. - Yes.
- Are you getting along with the members? - Yes, we get along well.
- Who do you get along with the most? - Oh, Fujimoto Riko.
- Oh, it's Fujimoto-san. - Oh, so you get along well with her?
- We're second-generation students and we're the only common people. - Common people?
- Everyone is common people. - Everyone else is active in Miscon.
- We didn't do anything. - I'm sorry, but Yamanaka is worried about your hair in the back.
- Yamanaka-san and Yamanaka-san, you get along well. - Yes.
- What do you want to be in the future? - I want to be a voice actress in love live.
- Oh, you want to be a voice actress? - Yes. - Do you study about it? - You have a cute voice.
- No, I don't. - You don't? - Just a little. I'm doing my best now.
- Can you say some lines? - Yes, I'm a voice actress.
- Can you say a theme? - Can you say "elementary school students"? - Elementary school students?
- Can you say "cheerful elementary school students"? - Okay.
- Cheerful elementary school students. 3, 2, 1... - Tetsu-chan, good morning!
- That's good. - Tetsu-chan. - Tetsu-chan.
- Tetsu-chan is cute. - Tetsu-chan is cute.
- Good morning. - Good morning. - That's too cheesy.
- Can you say "cheerful elementary school students" as a voice actress in a sauna talk show? - That's too cheesy.
- Can you say something sexy? - What? - Can you say something sexy? - Can you say something sexy? - Yes.
- It's late at night, so... - Yes. - You can say something glamorous.
- Well... something like "misoji". - "Misoji"? - "Misoji"? - "Misoji". - Something like "misoji" in front of you. - Oh, I see.
- I'll do my best. - Can you do it? - I'll think about it myself. - 3, 2, 1...
- Tetsu-chan, what do you want to do after this? - That's too cheesy. - That's too cheesy. - Yes, it's better to be a little sexier.
- Have you decided? - Morita-san, you should decide what you want to say. - Oh, I see.
- Let me see... - Yes, let me see...
- Let's do it one more time in the morning, okay? - No way!
- No way!
- I'm only 19 years old! - Hey, your parents are coming today!
- I'm sorry... - Please don't do that!
- I'm sorry, I haven't been able to tune it very well. - That's right!
- I thought you were an elementary school student, but you suddenly went there. - That's right!
- I'm sorry, but what are you holding in your hand? - That's a bomb...
- This is my first time doing gravure. - Oh, I see!
- I was introduced to you earlier in a radio show. - Yes, yes, yes!
- Can I show you this? - Can I show you this?
- Can I show this only to Chiga-san? - It's only for Morita-san inside.
- Then, Morita-san, I'll show you my favorite shot. - Yes, wait a minute...
- This one! - Oh!
- Oh, that's nice! - That's why I get praised a lot.
- I can't see it anymore! - Oh, you're going to close the bag?
- You're going to close the bag? - Wait a minute, let me open it.
- I don't like opening bags. - I don't like opening bags.
- You can't close the bag! You can't do that! - Oh, I see!
- I'm sorry, I was really angry just now! - What's going on?
- Shouldn't you show me how you close the bag? - Morita, anyone can see it!
- I don't want to see it! You can't see it! - You can't see it?
- You can't see it? - You can't see it? - You can't do that!
- Who's going to judge it? - This isn't Fujiko's page!
- Oh, I see! You think it's not Fujiko's page? - Yes, yes, yes!
- I'll give you a surprise next week! - I'll give you a surprise next week!
- Please watch it! - Yes, yes! Can I show you this?
- It's her favorite shot, so you can show it. - Oh, this is fine?
- I saw a signature that said "If it's Fujiko's, it's okay", but it's too close! Too close! Too close!
- Can you move your face? - Whose is that?
- This is Ms. Sakamosu's! - Whose is that?!
- You can look inside. - Can we look inside?!
- It's okay as long as it's not Fujiko. - It's okay as long as it's not Fujiko.
- Who is this, Ms. Sakamosu?! - It's Ueno!
- Oh, Ms. Iriyama is here too! - Yes!
- It's Arisa! I'll talk to Arisa later. - Oh, that's nice, Ms. Iriyama!
Um... Ms. Sakamosu, from your face and your gravure,
tell us as much as you like about yourself.
- Oh, is that okay? - Yes!
- Morita! - Yes!
- Let's go, Otokesu! - Yes!
I'll turn it off!
- Awachi, you're going to get burned, right? - No, Awachi.
- Awachi, you're not here. - I'm not!
- She's doing a good job of gravure. - Huh?
I'll turn it back on. What did you tell Morita?
3, 2, 1, I'll turn it back on.
- That's right! You have 1,000 followers on your boobs! - Wow!
- That's amazing! - You're right!
- You seem like you have a lot of confidence in your boobs! - No, no, no!
- I didn't say that! - Um...
- You have bigger boobs than Iriyama-san! - No, I don't!
- Yes! - Iriyama-san turned it back on.
- It's not like that. - Cute!
- You'll know if you actually hear the number of cuts. - No, it's not like that.
- But you have more followers now, right? - Yes, I do.
- You have more followers now, right? - That's true.
- Can you increase it by about 1,000 people? - Your boobs can't speak, Morita-san!
- Can you increase it by about 1,000 people? - My boobs can't speak.
- Can you increase it by about 1,000 people? - What are you talking about?
- Can you increase it by about 1,000 people? - But you have more followers now!
- But you don't have any good parents, right? - I don't have any good parents, so you don't have to worry about it!
- Then you can do whatever you want! - No, no!
- Can you make it clear? - You can do it with your belly!
- Can you make this T-shirt clear? - I'll do it!
- This T-shirt... - It's been a while since I've done this!
- Morita-san, you've been drinking a couple of times! - Can you make this T-shirt clear?
- I wanna increase it by about 1,000 people already!
- Can you make this T-shirt clear? - Morita-san!
- I can still move it! - I can still move it!
- Next up is Morita-san! - Yes, yes! I'd like to move on to the second person.
- Next up is Yamanaka-san! - Oh, I see!
- It's time for Mr. Yamanaka-san! - Mr. Yamanaka-san, you have a lot of energy!
- And now, your mother has arrived! - Mother!
- Mother! Could you please stop shaking like that? - Mother!
- I'm not such a scary person, so... - Can I borrow your daughter for a moment?
- Yes, if it's only for a little while... - If it's only for a little while...
- Yes, just the two of you... - Mother!
- Mother, if you could just look where you can see... - Mother, what are you so worried about?
- Eh, worried? Everything!
- Everything? No, no, that's... - It looks like it.
- It's just that your daughter is so excited. - Mother, I've already been looked down on by my own mother.
- That's true. - I don't want my parents to look down on me like this...
- Could you please look at me with warm eyes? - Then, I'll look after you in a new way.
- What is it? Mother, could you please look after me? - I'll look after you in a new way.
- Then, shall we go in with Mother? - I can't look at you like that.
- I understand. Then, shall we go into the sauna? - Yes!
- Yes!
- Yes, yes. - Ah, it's me. - Please come in.
- Ah! - Mother... - Ah, the door! The door!
- Ah, I'm sorry! - Do you know how to open the door?
- The door! - Mother, please open it for me.
- It's amazing how Yamanaka can look forward all the time. - Yes.
- It really doesn't change. - Is it this way?
- Yes. - She can work at her own pace.
- Ah, it's up there! - It's up there! You know where it is, right?
- Is it up there? - Yes.
- I'm sorry! Is it this way? - Yes, yes, yes.
- It's amazing how Yamanaka can be in one shot all the time. - That's right.
- Yamanaka-san... - It's true.
- Yamanaka-san, you tried gravure for the first time, right? - Yes, it's my first time.
- You've always said you wouldn't wear swimsuits, - Yes, yes.
- but "All Night Fujiko" offered you three to do it, - Yes.
- so you were very confused, - Yes.
- but you trusted Mr. Bomb - Yes.
- and tried gravure for the first time. - Ah, I see.
- Is it you on the right? - Yes, it's me on the right.
- Ah, you're showing it beautifully! - Yes.
- This is... - It's scary!
- Mother, please don't do it! - It's good, isn't it?
- The person who gave birth to this child is that person. - Yes.
- Welcome! - It's been a while.
- I don't have many of these sets. - No.
- How was gravure for you? Was it fun? - Um...
- At first, I liked skirts and stuff like that, - Yes.
- but Mr. Cameraman made it beautiful with a lot of light and stuff, - Ah.
- and it was like, "Huh? Who is that?" - Ah.
- So I trusted Mr. Cameraman - Yes.
- and had it filmed for me. - Hmm.
- Do you have any plans of doing sexy stuff like that in the future?
- But I don't think you should choose a job. - Wow!
- You're amazing! - I want to do it.
- Then, can you show me a sexy gravure pose or something like that?
- Is there anything you can think of for men like that?
- A mic? - A mic?
- Can you do it for your mother? - Then, for Ms. Morita.
- Ah, for me. - What are you going to do by provoking your mother?
- Ah...
- Wow...
- You're a really erotic person.
- You're like a teacher. - That's right.
- I heard you like Murashige-san. - Huh?
- I heard you like Murashige-san. - Yes, I do.
- You respect her, don't you? - Yes, I do.
- In the first survey or "Who do you admire?" column, - Yes.
- I always give Murashige-san in various surveys. - Yes, yes, yes.
- But you got scolded by your wife last time, didn't you? - Yes, I did.
- And you were a little depressed, weren't you? - Well, I cried and got depressed for about two days.
- Ah... - Really?
- But you still like her, don't you? - I like her.
- Are you aiming for her? - Yes, I am.
- I like Murashige-san because she's always on TV or wherever she is. - Yes.
- Do you want to win against Murashige-san? - Yes.
- Where do you think you're winning against Murashige-san right now?
- It's the number of auditions I've taken. - Ah...
- How many have you taken? - I think I've taken as many as I can breathe while I'm alive.
- That's amazing. - I don't think there's anyone like you.
- How many times? - How many times have you taken auditions?
- It's not about how many times, but since I was in middle school, - Ah...
- I feel like I've been taking auditions all year long. - Ah...
- I've been taking auditions since I was in middle school. - Ah...
- Last time, I took auditions for Horipro-san's final ten people. - Ah...
- I've been taking auditions for Horipro-san's final ten people out of 20,000 people. - That's amazing.
- So, I'm thinking of going to Fujiko or Horipro-san. - Eh?!
- Then you're better than Murashige-san, aren't you? - No, I'm not.
- That's right. Murashige-san is like Twin Planet. - No, Twin Planet is a great agency.
- Does Murashige-san have any parts that he buys from Yoshi or something like that?
I don't know.
Murashige-san is really like a doll.
Can you come in for a second, mom?
It looks cold.
Wait a minute.
What's wrong with you, mom?
I was surprised.
- I'm sorry. - This way.
- Mom, this way. - I'm sorry.
- It's her first time. - T-shirt.
- Excuse me. - Does it fit?
- Morita is 30 years old. - What's going to happen?
- Mom, hello. - Is it hot in here?
- Are you okay? - I'm wearing short sleeves today.
Mom, do you think your daughter is cute?
Well...
- She's my third child. - Yes.
- Well... - Your third child.
- Well... - She's not that cute.
- Well... - She's my last child.
- Yes. - She's like a baby.
- Oh... - Well...
- Your mother is talking to you today. - Mom!
- Mom, if you do that, I'll make you do a gravure pose.
- Stop it. - Stop it.
- Mom, can you do it? - Excuse me.
- Can you do it? - She's doing it.
- Mom, you're good at it. - Mom!
- Mom!
- Mom, you're good at it. - Mom!
- Mom is from Hiroshima. - Yes.
- She's good at it. - Is that so?
- I've heard of it. - It's the same in Hiroshima.
- I've heard of it.
- Do you have an off-site event? - Yes.
I thought no one would come.
But about 30 fans came to my off-site event.
People from Ehime, Osaka, Sendai and Hokkaido.
Some people came only for my off-site event.
Actually, my off-site event lasts for three hours.
I'm not good at streaming. I talk a lot.
- So I had an off-site event for seven and a half hours. - Wow!
- Mom, you're doing your best. - Yes.
I think you'll turn off the sound.
My daughter is one of the "fujikosu".
- Mom will never tell you how many "fujikosu" there are. - There are a lot of them.
- Wow, this is real. - I don't know how to move my mouth, but I really don't know what to say.
- Why are you wearing a mask? - I don't want to be filmed.
- Okay, let's go back. - Three, two, one...
- Mom, you don't have to buy sugar or anything like that!
- I hate you! I hate you! - Mom, you hate me too!
- Here is an announcement from "fujikosu"! - Yes! This time we will be presenting you...
...a "haro minamikaze" cake coated with sweet potato and caramel.
- It is said that eating it half-open is the best way to eat it, so let's eat it! - Let's eat!
- It's good! - It's good!
- What is this? - It's good!
- There is a lot of caramel in it! - It's good!
- It tastes like real caramel. - It's good!
- It's like sweet potato. - The inside is like sweet potato. - The outside is like real caramel.
- It's good! - It's good!
- It's a little bitter. - Yes! If you want it, follow the official program "x" and post your application!
- We will choose five people and present this cake to them! - It's good!
- #allnightfujikode's whispers are also waiting for you! - We are waiting for you!
- Bye-bye! - Bye-bye!
- Now, here is an important announcement! - Oh!
- First of all, please look at this! - What is it?
- The moment when my chest gets hot is really often! - It's called female genital mutilation.
- It's rare for a man to come to his son's parent's house, isn't it?
I think it's a dream stage.
I collaborated with a real idol by myself.
I'm going to join a radio station that I always listen to.
As a personality.
I think it's a song that made me like him when I saw it on the internet.
It's amazing, isn't it?
I'm hungry.
I'm going out with Kouha.
Correct!
That's fast!
So, Fujiko's third generation will be recruited.
For more details, please look forward to it!
That's right!
There will be new members.
Fujiko and Tomoya, what do you think?
Well, we're graduating.
I was wondering if a third generation would join us.
Well...
What is it?
I hope someone who is as motivated and ambitious as our first generation will join us.
How about you, Kosugi?
Well... I'm looking forward to it, to be honest.
To be honest, it's fun to have more friends.
I see.
What about you, Nikisei?
Fujimoto?
Well, it's a little complicated, but I hope things will keep changing and Fujikozu will continue to open up more and more.
So, the third generation will keep making announcements on their homepage and so on, right?
And some will join us and some will leave. We also have news from Fujiko who is graduating.
Tomoe?
Yes. Fujikozu Graduation Ceremony 2024 will be held at Fuji TV Wangan Studio on March 29th.
We have a lot of plans for you to enjoy with your fans, so we look forward to your participation!
For more details, please check out the official fan club homepage!
I see!
As we mentioned at the beginning, will you be announcing the events on Saturday and Sunday again, Kosugi?
Yes!
On March 2nd and March 3rd, I will be participating in the event at Yoyogi 1st Gymnasium!
On March 2nd and Saturday, I will be participating as an opening act for the Maynavi Tokyo Girls Collection 2024 Spring/Summer.
And on March 3rd and Sunday, I will be participating as an opening act for the A.G. Stock 2024 in Yoyogi 1st Gymnasium!
So, please look forward to Fujikozu's future activities!
Thank you!
We will continue! This is DAMA LIVE!
Now, let's go to this corner!
ALL NIGHT DAMA LIVE!
This time, the artists are CASSETTE GIRLS!
Nice to meet you!
Suzuran-san, you are a former AKB member, so you know Finnegis-san well, don't you?
Yes, I know Suzuran well because we are in the same period of activity.
She is very good at golf.
I always thought she was eating with a golf club.
I didn't know you were singing, so I was surprised.
I want to sell even if I sing.
I'm looking forward to it!
What kind of group is CASSETTE GIRLS?
We are a unit of four people who love Showa and Kayo.
There is also a performance in the song, so please look forward to it!
What kind of song is "Saturday Night is Paradise"?
This is a song released in the 1980s by EPO.
The four of us covered it.
It's an 8cm CD.
Basically, it's a distribution release, but we release it like this.
It's not a voice for Showa and Kayo.
It's a little kero-kero voice.
Let's listen to it!
It's "Saturday Night is Paradise" by CASSETTE GIRLS!
Paradise of love, paradise of dreams
When the romantic night is over, let's dance in paradise
P-p-paradise
I'm going to be carried in a car forever and kiss you as you kiss me
I'm going to do bad things to someone tonight as well
I can't love you with all my heart, I'm going to spend all my time
with someone who I shouldn't love with all my heart
I'm going to be carried in a car forever and kiss you as you kiss me
It's a little dangerous, sweet and sad
Romantic night, late night
Pa-pa-paradise
Shu-bi-de-bi, Shu-bi-de-bi, Shu-bi-de-bi
Paradise
Love's paradise, dream's paradise
Let's spend a romantic night
Dance in paradise, we're in paradise
chromatic, closer, in paradise, we're in paradise
This is just the ending, but let's focus on Fujimoto, who is the target audience.
"Friday Overnight". Here we go!
If you swipe left and right many times, you'll see a glittering city light.
A podcast is playing from his house.
You're smiling and talking with your right hand on the side sheet while you're smiling.
You didn't look back and didn't think about anything ahead of you.
As long as you're happy now, rumors will always burn out.
Friday Overnight, I remember your voice from back then.
Where are you and what are you doing?
I still love, I still love you.
Even now, I still can't forget you.
Actually, you and Tarekomi were talking about your daughter's self-praise.
How did you like it?
I don't think it was self-praise for me.
But it's different for you.
Sato was like a club member.
I'm weak at that kind of talk.
I'm sorry. I just looked at the staff.
But just that one sentence was enough for me to know how big you are now.
- That's amazing. - That's amazing.
How about you, Ide?
Iriyama is crying? Iriyama is crying?
- Iriyama is crying? - I was like...
I was like, "Wow, she's really looking at me."
I was like, "I really can't look at her."
- Iriyama is crying? - Iriyama is crying?
I was so moved that Iriyama was crying.
- I was so happy. - I was so happy.
It wasn't weird Tarekomi. I was happy.
- I was so happy. - She was looking at you.
- So, for tonight, we'll end with Minegishi-san. - Yes, thank you.
- We'll take a break. - Yes, we'll take a break.
From next week, we'll watch it in real-time and write crazy bad things.
- Yes! - Yes!
- You're not awake yet. - You're not awake yet.
- You should go to bed. - You're not awake yet.
- You'll have a child soon. - You should go to bed.
- If you're not awake yet, come to the studio.
- Yes. - Yes.
We'll continue supporting you, so do your best!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Please rest well. - Yes.
- Take care of yourself. - Yes!
Tomoe's dad came to Japan early.
- He's a little... - He's red.
- He's like a boy's eye color. - He's red.
- He's red.
Please make him wake up by the lemonade.
Make him wake up by the lemonade you put in his drink.
Please make me wake up!
HEY! HEY! HEY! A reddish lemon tea!
What are you saying?
He's drinking sake.
Hola! Hola! Hola!
- He's drinking sake! - He's drunk sake!
See you next week!
Yes!
Mario, how are you?
Thank you very much.