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Today's guests are...
You look like a mob character in middle school.
You should do it properly!
In the previous week, the childhood friends from kindergarten, Haraichi, came back for the second time.
As a result of their friendship, they are facing their biggest darkness.
Even though I didn't write any story, I was like...
His self-confidence exploded! And...
I wonder if I can quit manzai when my fans are bored.
Wakabayashi is excited and writing a story. Wakabayashi and Iwai versus...
Katsuga and Sabae who didn't write any story are fighting without human feelings!
I can't be jealous!
Why do you evaluate me?
LOL
I don't! I don't!
I don't!
Then what should we do?
You know, you know.
There are many shops open everywhere.
It's a return!
Last week...
It's hard to say it because we're on the same show.
Well, thank you is...
It's amazing. I can say thank you.
It's my first time. I'm doing this for myself.
What's with that way of cutting?
I'm doing this for myself.
What's with you?
Last week, Katsuga thanked Wakabayashi for writing the story for the first time.
On the other hand, what about Paraichi?
Iwai-chan said that the story was very interesting and fun.
When I was told, I'm glad you wrote it, I felt a little annoyed.
Yeah, I guess.
Why are we evaluating this?
Wait a second.
Okay, let's do this.
You're grateful for your partner. But you're not grateful for yourself.
It's not about being funny.
I'm sorry for saying that all the time.
You're funny.
Thank you so much.
I'm sorry for saying that again.
I'm sorry for making you do it.
I didn't work at a part-time job when I didn't sell well.
I see.
I worked at a part-time job and wrote stories.
Then you should work part-time and give me back what I worked for.
If you do like this, of course I will.
You are investing your part-time job and time to write stories in gambling, which is to become a comedian.
He doesn't invest anything and only gets stories and participates in gambling.
You know?
I know. I know.
Especially when I was young.
I was working part-time.
You were working part-time.
I had to save money.
I had time to work part-time.
I had money.
I don't even order a drink bar at a family restaurant.
I asked why.
He said he wanted to save money.
But I have to order either of them.
I only order a drink bar because I don't have money.
I've been drinking water all the time.
I really want to kill you.
It's like a DRIZZLE VS. HENJI KEN.
I don't like it for that reason.
It was a round murder.
I cut a glass in this corner and stabbed it.
I don't like it if you stab it.
It's like a meal table for a reunion.
It's like you pay for everything you eat.
YAME talks about drinking juice at that time.
Nakaoka also likes sweets.
He is very good at talking.
Sweets are a good idea.
You like sweets, don't you?
Sweets make me angry.
Sweets are not enough for me.
I'm not good at talking about sweets.
What is the meaning of sweets?
I'm talking about sweets with a happy face.
I have a little regret about it.
I see.
I wish you could be a little more calm.
Did you get that?
Saying this is different.
I understand that.
I understand.
Show me you're laughing seriously.
You were laughing seriously at that time.
You were like a setter.
You two should say,
I'm in trouble.
We're doing it.
This is not going to work.
Whatever I do, this is probably...
That's what it is.
I decided to change my mind.
I want to do my own story.
You are lonely.
I said this on the radio.
I was about to cry.
I was talking about it.
That's why I think I'm grateful.
I see.
I'm grateful for being with me and doing what I want to do.
You need to carry that feeling with you.
Otherwise, it will last forever.
But I understand your feeling.
However, in society,
for example, Haraichi's manzai
is not a manzai based on traditional manzai.
I don't think you can imagine how it is used in society and how it feels when it is released.
I see
But this car
If you do muscle training for two months, you'll be doing a lot of work.
Oh, that's true.
But I don't know how hard it is compared to muscle training.
So on Sakuma's radio show, his ultimate goal was to become a travel salad.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
I want to be a rusher.
And in terms of manzai, the location, talk show, and manzai are all the same.
Oh, yes, yes.
I'm going to kill you now.
Please stop.
It's dangerous.
I'm going to remove your glass.
I can't believe it.
When I teamed up with Ryota Yamasato in the dream match,
I said in the comments that I wanted to make you jealous.
Did you say that?
Is he stupid?
He is crooked like me.
He is amazing, but he is five times more than me in the entertainment industry.
Great.
Input, filming, reaction.
You have such distorted strengths.
No matter how strong I am,
after thinking for 10 years, I finally have a pink vest and chest hair.
You met a real dance.
I am not jealous of Kyon and Yamazato.
Don't underestimate me.
You are...
What?
Hey, you are...
Say it again.
And I'm jealous of YAMASATO-san who said 100 words.
I don't think FASULO-san has any.
YAMASATO and RYOTA sent me a message saying,
be jealous of me.
I want to make you jealous of me.
I can't do it with SIZU-chan.
I can make you jealous of me.
I can say something like that.
I can't say anything about this.
Well, you're right.
You're already receiving it.
You didn't say it much in the past, did you?
You wrote about someone a little while ago.
Suddenly, you're the generation that says it.
You've been answering for a long time.
That's because you have a bad attitude.
We don't want to say it.
We don't want to say it, and we don't want to claim that we're writing a story.
You're not writing a story, but you're saying,
Don't be so arrogant.
No, no, no.
You know a lot about her, don't you?
Of course.
No, I don't.
What?!
I don't know anything about survey and casting.
You do know, right?!
For example, I don't know what Nobu-san feels about someone.
But I know what they don't know.
That's not true!
You don't know what they don't know?
My eyes aren't 01.
I don't know what 01 means for someone who makes things.
You don't know.
That's not true.
I'm very grateful for you!
You're doing it, it's hard.
I'm not! I'm not!
I'm not!
What should you do, then?
You're doing it wrong.
I'm not.
You two can't convey it.
You can't understand our feelings.
No, we're not.
We're determined.
You're saying it's hard to do it from scratch.
What do you mean?
That's right.
It's hard to go from 1 to 100.
But 1 to 100 and 0 to 1 are two different things.
Yes, yes.
But it's hard to go from 1 to 100, right?
Well, yes.
It's hard to go up.
But...
What?
What? What?
What are you saying?
Why do you say like that?
I can go from 0 to 1.
You can't go up, but I can go from 1 to 100.
I can't go up to 100, but I can do it, too.
That's right!
But...
There was no space!
If there wasn't ride-or-die manzai, if there wasn't off-track manzai...
There was no space at the time!
That's right!
And then, BANG! Space was created!
And space is spreading!
This and this and BANG! are completely different!
Completely different!
You think you're God!
Hey! Help me!
The company...
That's...
Don't mess with me!
I have a family.
What is it?
I will never forgive you.
Filming was my final goal.
Someday, when the fans are tired of me, I will quit manzai.
What is that?
I have decided.
You are scary.
You are the worst.
I remember you all the time.
That's not good.
Do you remember me all the time?
Of course I remember you.
What is that?
This is not good.
You don't have any intention of coming here.
You should be united.
How do you think about this?
I can't connect with you.
You are shaking when you speak.
Some people think that SABE is more calories and difficult.
Whatever you do, I'm just giving you funny phrases.
Don't take it for granted and say it randomly.
You're like a senior who's bored.
You say random phrases and when you're in a weird mood, you blame it on your serve.
I say, it's your fault.
You're not giving me funny phrases for whatever you do, right?
I see.
I know that kind of thing.
It's bad.
For those who write data, it's bad.
But don't make that face.
Mr. Kasuga, you have something in your hand.
What?
People who watch comedy think they know what it is.
Music is amazing and fluffy and we don't know what is amazing about it.
There are funny jokes like,
this is funny,
or short jokes like,
this is not funny for me.
If you think that you can evaluate it until it's not funny,
you are wrong.
Why do you say that?
You are wrong.
I think viewers who watch funny programs and feel like judges
Their differences of opinion are also obvious.
But in the end...
It's spreading.
They will continue to be seen in the future.
I want you two to talk about it.
Talk about it?
I want you to act like you don't feel sorry.
Why do you feel sorry?
I have to act like I don't feel sorry.
You said it once somewhere.
What?
You said you didn't do 01.
In the interview.
You didn't say it, did you?
I didn't do 01, but my partner wrote all the stories and said it.
You didn't say it.
I'm not saying it.
I'm just showing you that I'm my partner's thought.
It's bad.
That's not true.
You don't have to say that I'm better on TV in the future.
That's true.
What should I say?
What's the story?
I don't know.
What?
That's weird.
Why do you suddenly become stupid?
You're going to die.
I don't know the story.
I don't know anything.
You're really gross.
I don't know what's going on.
I'm just giving you information.
You're great.
You know...
In the drive match...
You're so annoying.
I got information about the conductor.
Conductor?
Mizuguchi called me and said...
He's a manzai artist.
I've never said anything to him at that point.
We've been really close.
I mean, I've said it to him on TV.
But it's the first time I've been pissed off.
Why?
I said, Yama-chan's lines are really good with ad-libs.
But where is it?
Yama-chan wrote it in 01 and Kasuga said in the casting room,
I said, you're really good at ad-lib.
My wife said, you're originally a comic book writer.
I said, you're not a comic book writer.
I'm a comic book writer.
It's weird.
You wrote it and it came out, right?
Well, well, well...
Why are you saying you're a comic book writer?
Get out of my way!
That's true.
It's not true.
I'm a story receiver.
Why? Isn't that what you say?
That's not the genre!
You're a story receiver!
That's not it!
You're a comic writer!
You two are comic writers!
Go ahead, Sawabe!
What's a story receiver?
It's weird!
You should say you receive stories and evaluate yourself!
No, I'm more grateful for receiving stories.
You should learn more how to receive stories!
As a story receiver?
Yes! That's my job!
Receiving stories!
Then it's a series of extreme reception.
That's right.
How to receive.
I will send you on your smartphone.
I will send you.
When you see this for the first time.
Not like that.
I will put my feet in it.
Not like that.
Do you cut it off from the jacket?
I want you to give me a formal feeling like that.
I agree.
From the description, I can relate to you.
I think there is a way of receiving.
On the contrary, you don't have any gratitude for me.
Don't say that.
I'm saying that.
Don't say that.
I thought you were receiving me.
It's a job you just said.
I think it's more important.
When you go abroad, you should write it.
Receive it?
You will be asked what it is.
You should write it in English.
Receiving something?
Catching?
Catchman.
I'm catchman.
Write it in other languages.
I'm catchman.
Say it and then leave.
I'm catching you.
Say it and then leave.
Say it.
You don't remember anything!
The recipient is still in shock at the recipient's death.
I'm just about to give you a story.
If I were to give it to you a little earlier, I'd say,
isn't it like this?
Even though you're a recipient...
I'm going to tell you a manzai poem.
Because I'm a good actor, the receptionist will tell the actor about the story.
What do you mean by receptionist?
That's not the function of a receptionist's job.
But I think it's wonderful for the actor to listen to the receptionist's opinion.
No, it doesn't make sense. Even if you listen, it doesn't make sense.
Why?
I can't take in the receptionist's opinion.
Well, I'm going to remember a lot of things and put up with it.
It's not like that.
In 2008...
Yes, 2008.
When we were resurrected.
M1?
We fell in pure blood and resurrected.
12 years ago.
At that time, we told Kahn of Hamakhan that we fell in pure blood.
But you said it was better to resurrect in pure blood.
You said that you'd stand on the final stage one day,
and it's better to stand out and be disqualified.
I don't remember.
2008?
2008.
That story is so big that it's spreading to some fans.
Wow.
Take it back.
It's been 12 years?
You dropped out of pure blood, but you're like, who's chasing you?
Please withdraw it.
Apologize to the agency officially.
The world will be surprised.
2008's sudden apology.
There was something.
You sent a lot of media facts and got rejected.
When I was on M-1 in 2008...
You forgot everything!
It was the first round.
I did it for two minutes.
Until then, I did normal manzai and added some kind of humor at the end.
But I thought this kind of humor was strong.
So I said I'd do it in 2 minutes with all the jokes.
But they said it's definitely different.
The judges didn't like my sense of humor.
But if I pushed through and did it in 2 minutes with only jokes,
they accepted it and I made it to the semi-final that year.
So I realized that you can't tell a comic book's boldness from a comic book's acceptance.
I really didn't want to listen to the receptionist in 2008.
When I first started to do ride-or-die manzai, I didn't have confidence in my manzai-style.
When I first brought it to me, I brought two of them.
Normal and ride-or-die.
I tried to do ride-or-die, and he said, no, this is not good.
I tried to do ride-or-die.
I brought two kinds of manzai.
I tried the receptionist's one.
I tried it as a real receiver.
You tried it as a receiver.
I was asked if I would accept the real test.
I have never tested as a receiver.
What would have happened if I chose it wrong?
I'm glad you're a real receiver.
If I had cut it wrong, I may have teamed up with other receivers.
And...
Hinata-zaka guys said the other day...
Have you ever thought of quitting being a comedian?
I answered them instantly that I haven't.
And that series became cool.
It was cool.
You, genie, quit.
Why do you quit?
I don't know what you mean.
That's good.
I've never thought of quitting.
But you're quitting now?
Well, when I watch old VTRs,
they are short-lived, the manzai.
So, in that case,
in the on-air battle, there are three bullets.
When that comes up.
I thought many times, if it's impossible, it's impossible.
I thought of quitting.
But every time, she never tried to quit.
She was told by fans that she couldn't quit.
But she's an acceptanceist, so she can't get hurt.
That's right.
She made it and put it out.
This is no good. I'm going to be finished.
I'm going to be finished with what I thought was right.
This is no good. I'm going to get hurt.
I'm going to quit.
I'm going to show you what I've done.
I'm not going to get hurt.
Why do you think it's the same?
When you receive a story, you say,
If the person who said it is funny, don't say it's Parmesan soup.
We do it together.
We stand up and say it.
What should you say if the person who said it is funny says it?
Say it!
I'm glad you said it.
You say it every week.
I say it.
There are people who say it.
Tell me later.
If I didn't say it, tell me.
I wish he could say that today's show was fun.
That's good.
It's good that you could say that.
You were praised for your good reception.
That's why I said,
Are you confident in your first M-1 match?
And he said,
That's a famous saying.
It's not!
What do you mean?
You shouldn't say that.
You shouldn't be confident.
What would you say if Mr. Imada shook you?
I said,
You did well.
That's not fair!
What's with that scary thing?
Can you say something like that?
I'm not standing here without confidence, but it's better to be a famous person.
I was lucky that I received it well.
Is it okay?
On the contrary.
Is it okay?
Yes, seriously.
But don't tell me not to come to the party.
In this case, it's the person who pays for the show during the entertainment show.
So you should go with the staff.
It's like a backstabbing.
It's terrible, isn't it?
You'll do entertainment shows in the future, won't you?
Why do you say that?
You should go to a party with a pick-up man.
Pick-up man and pick-up man.
You'll confess your love while you're picking up?
You should pick up girls while you're picking up girls.
Thank you for your time.
Today's story was lucky.
You got a good story.
What is this story?
Why did this story happen?
I wanted you to dig up the rotten blood.
I think it's better for FUJIMOA to come.