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Teletoe!
Audrey is everywhere!
Today, the duo you've been wanting to meet is here!
I don't think there are many duos that don't cooperate like this.
This is probably the first time.
Audrey and Sandwich Man! Their first serious talk!
If we couldn't make a TV show, we'd make a movie.
I'd go in the bath and dive in and...
I'll send you to hell!
From the episode where he was about to pass out before winning the M-1 championship...
You were still living together then?
Yes, we were.
Even if you're going through a tough time, you can always go home and say hello.
No, no, we'll always be there.
It's not like we can go home and say hello.
From their 10 years of living together...
To their weird friendship episodes...
Yes, we dance everywhere!
No, no, no, it's not like that.
An hour of excitement!
A naked talk show!
Dance everywhere!
Tonight, it's going to start!
Hello, Mr. Wakabayashi.
I'm looking forward to it.
Me too!
It's the first time we're doing a talk show like this.
There's so much I want to ask you.
Where should I start?
Tooth!
You can't see it from there.
What a waste.
I'm sorry about that.
What a waste.
Tooth!
Tooth is fine.
Can we use it?
We've been using it for so long.
Tokyo Dome live.
We were dancing in Tokyo Dome.
And then we got flowers and we had to send it.
So we should pick it up?
No, no.
My juniors wear Gunz but they don't come out.
Is it an LF or Nippon Motion?
No, it's not. It's a little toast.
It's embarrassing to explain.
Don't do that.
Tons. Tons. Tons.
Today's guest is...
Sandwich Man's chef.
Thank you for coming.
I'm happy you came.
I'm happy.
Was it a dream for you to come here?
It's a dream for me to come here.
I don't usually invite you.
No, it's not like that.
We don't invite you.
It's been a while since we've met like this.
I haven't seen you in a while.
I know you don't have many guests.
Do you treat us like seniors?
How long have we known you?
24 years.
We've known you for 26 years.
Really?
We've treated you like seniors.
I didn't know you treated us like seniors for only 2 years.
I guess you're a 2007 champion.
2007 and 2008.
Oh, yeah.
We were there in 2007.
We were watching you three go.
We were watching you.
We were in the studio when Audrey came out.
Yeah.
I remember you two watching me when I was doing the show.
We were watching you in that seat.
We won the first ever recovery championship.
Audrey came up from recovery and was laughing so hard.
She said, we'll be repainted.
Right away.
Good luck, Nonstime!
Thank you so much!
Please support us!
We are connected!
I was so moved!
We met at a sales department before that and talked about going.
I remember that.
I remember it too.
Just before our 2008 neighborhood show.
We were watching it with our sleeves and it was such an interesting dance.
I was so happy.
It was a great ending.
Audrey told us that she would win the M1 a little.
That's right.
2008.
And she fell out of pure blood and it's the sales between that.
So I said I was falling, and she said, no, I'll win.
So the two of us have been in the world for as long as we have not changed.
That's true.
That's right.
But now, Mr. Sando's condition is...
Condition.
I'd say you're almost taking over the world.
Don't say that.
You say it often.
I didn't say it often.
I just said it.
He is a fairy.
In addition to 10 regular programs,
Sand Clive, which is held every year, is all instant.
Sand Ichiman is very popular,
winning first place 11 times in a row in the talent popularity ranking.
It seems like he had some questions about his appearance.
I don't think I had ambitions like,
I'm definitely going to be a Golden or MC on TV.
You didn't have any in the first place?
No.
You didn't have any in the first place?
Because I can't watch anything.
But isn't the current situation a little strange for you guys?
Is it strange?
It's strange now.
So I wanted to go out in the world and on TV.
But I didn't watch TV thinking I wanted to be a host.
Oh, I see.
I didn't watch hostesses that much.
Oh, I see.
I'd go, please be a host.
A host? I've never been an MC.
Oh.
But now I've gotten more of that.
I see.
You admired it.
I didn't see it like that.
But it's young and delicious.
It's a good MC.
I'm getting a lot of compliments.
I don't get told that much.
But we can't do it with two groups of people.
You have to have an announcer.
It's Samadhi's style.
Can you do it?
Samadhi can only do it.
That's not true.
I can't do it.
You can do it.
I can do it.
I didn't think you were doing it with Mana Ashida.
Not at all.
Mana did it.
You can do it.
Thank you.
You were a little shy.
I was more of a character.
The god of entertainment appeared in the world.
At that time, I wore blonde and sunglasses.
They didn't even let me participate in the cheering battle.
NHK said it was a bad sign.
Bad sign?
They said my song didn't match the color.
It's a rumor.
From Sand-san's perspective, I can't imagine that it wouldn't have come out until 2007.
The story is already quite capable.
What?
This guy is embarrassing.
I'm a story creator.
Yes, you are.
You were a judge, too.
But I often saw men laughing.
So you started doing manzai like that from the beginning?
Yes.
I couldn't bring stories to girls.
I don't like men's jokes.
And I don't like V-cinema stories.
V-cinema stories.
I make it relatively pop, but I'm closer to men.
But it's the only thing you can pull out.
Data is a man's thing.
Was that male school?
It's completely male school.
And it's a rugby team.
I can't think of it like that.
We're the first ones to start with male school.
I don't know if I have a dance tool or not.
So all the audience at the comedy live show is girls.
There are only girls.
We didn't know what would happen.
You weren't cute back then.
Not at all.
You weren't cute back then.
He's cute now.
You're cute now.
I'm cute now.
You're cute!
I don't want people to look down on me.
That's why I'm like this.
It's been about ten years since you won the M-1.
Nine years.
It's been nine years since you won.
How have you been doing for those nine years?
I'm a loser.
But you still get praised for that.
I didn't quit because I was praised for it at a concert.
I've been back in Sendai for a while now.
You were famous.
I was approaching 30 years old.
And you haven't done a single story on TV yet.
So when you turn 30...
I decided to break up with TV if I couldn't make good stories.
What?
But by that year, I fell in love with Enta no Kami.
What?
I was about to quit.
Did you always do that style of story?
I decided to do a funny joke with Enta no Kami.
Oh, until then...
Until then, I thought, maybe Tomizawa would do this joke.
Or maybe I should do this joke.
I watched Yasuki.
I see.
I liked that style of story.
What?
I would say things like that.
But Ento no Kami-sama is a pizza restaurant that everyone knows about.
Yes, yes.
Of course, everyone knows about it.
You know about it, right?
It's a legendary pizza delivery.
It's crazy.
I like shrimp. Shrimp.
Mixed shrimp. Make sure it has shrimp in it.
Oh, sorry. Is it called finger in the mixed topping?
It's not finger.
It's not finger. It's not finger.
Well, Ento no Kami-sama got caught with that, and in the end, M-ONE won.
Oh, I see.
I happened to say that joke.
I said it was funny.
And they said it's easier to see.
For the garbage.
For the garbage!
So for example, if you go to a location for free,
I'm 90% going to be stupid.
That's true!
I want to be stupid.
You're really stupid, right?
You know, the bus driver.
He comes by sometimes.
He's really stupid.
He's like, is he stressed out or something?
Is he venting his anger here?
I want to be funny.
I see.
That's what high schoolers do.
That's how it is.
Then our relationship won't change.
We don't know what you're talking about.
We've been talking about it since high school.
I've been talking about it since high school.
I was like, I'll put it in because you said something like that.
It's a word that's been stained.
That's why it comes out naturally.
But it's always been good inside.
It doesn't change from high school, does it?
We've been living together for ten years.
It's amazing!
It's like a new room and a new room.
It's like a room and a room.
It's not a wide room.
It's not. It's a one-d room.
It's been ten years there.
Who else is in the middle?
Who else is there?
It's a radio.
It's a book of dodeka.
It's nostalgic.
Did you bring it?
I put it in the middle.
I can't buy anything.
There is no mistake.
Were you the closest in high school?
My parents were close.
My neighbor was Chinese.
We went home together.
We went back together.
We went back by train or by train.
When you were in high school?
Yes.
You went back together.
You went back as a sandwich man.
I went back as a sandwich man.
With that position.
The conversation at that time and now are the same.
It doesn't change.
When it rains, I go to school by subway.
Subway is next to the station.
I was the first one to get on
It was a home phone call back then
I called him in the morning and said I was going to get on the second train
That morning?
There were no cell phones back then
I said OK and the subway arrived at Tomizawa station
He didn't get on? I got off once for some reason
You got off
You didn't get on so I got off
You got off
You could have gotten on but
I don't know why but I always get off the train and ride the next one
And I'm late
What are you doing?
Why don't you ride?
It's crowded
It's more crowded the next day
Is that a result of past story?
Why don't you ride?
There is an option to go without riding
Yes
And he panics
What?
He promised with Date
He had nothing and no cell phone
But you can meet him at school
I'm late every year and I'm 126th.
Rugby is divided into forwards and backers, but it was a forward.
The first row was like this.
First, first, second, and third.
And then we made a crop.
Then, is this third row?
It's just a coincidence.
What is this number three?
I don't want to explain it.
Why?
I'm curious about it.
I can't say it on TV.
You can't say it on TV.
It was like this, so it's not this position, it's unpleasant.
So it's a comic book.
I see.
Scrum.
So now Hooker is the center.
It's unpleasant to be in the gap.
It's unpleasant.
Was Tomizawa first to take over?
No, I started laughing in Sendai before.
Is this originally Sendai Yoshimoto?
What?
Was Sendai Yoshimoto there at the time?
And Yoshimoto came to me and said he had an audition.
I thought I'd go and invite him.
I was working at a company and I was working for my parents.
You don't have to say it.
I joined with my parents' money.
I couldn't quit for 5 years.
I was working as a salaryman.
So I started with a classmate set in middle school.
I went to see it in the theater.
I didn't like it.
At that time, Shina Sho, Long Bu, Kokoriko...
The members of the ninja trio came one by one.
As a first-generation entertainer, Tomizawa's combination came out.
Wow!
So you invited Date-san from the beginning because it was interesting in high school?
It was interesting.
I was interesting.
I don't say it much, though.
There aren't many people who can make a proper Tsukkomi.
In that state of mind, I made a sharp Tsukkomi.
Oh!
You've been doing it for years, haven't you?
I want to do both.
Tomizawa was funny from the beginning.
That's right.
You're noisy.
Both of you are embarrassed.
An entertainer from the beginning and an entertainer from the beginning may have been funny.
I haven't been funny for about ten years.
Then don't be bad for ten years.
I'm sure it's funny because it's funny.
You come to Tokyo.
Do you go to the office?
I go to the office.
So you had a good response at Hori Pro's store, right?
Yes, I did.
I auditioned for about 200 teams.
I only passed three teams.
And I got in.
That's a big success.
And I met Nagano.
Oh, yes.
He's already called a genius.
A genius Nagano.
So you're in the same agency as Hori Pro now, right?
No.
But I'm not sure about that.
It's a far-fetched theory.
But I don't think that Hori Pro is something that could be stopped with its first debut.
When we were doing the show, I thought it didn't go well.
There's a line, right?
It's hard to say how far you can go with that line.
You said difficult things in the show.
I've never been told to do this or that.
When Date was playing baseball and the catcher did it, he was told to make a catcher's story.
I'm the one who made it, so I've never been a catcher.
What should I do?
I was told a little difficult things.
I really broke my shoulder and made something weird.
I see, you gave me some advice.
You had no choice but to do it.
That's right.
I was a little crazy at the time.
You couldn't go out to the concert, so you had to do it.
Didn't you feel a little broken at that time?
Was it okay at all?
But I didn't know what to do.
Do you live with him?
We live together.
Even if we have a hard time, we have Tomizawa at home.
We are not away from home.
We go out of the house, go to the concert, and come back together.
The current office started with your manager and Sound.
Yes, we all spent money and started grape company.
We were the only ones who had jobs at that time.
But Nagano wasn't broken yet.
I was nervous at that time.
You were nervous.
Did you feel it?
Yes, I did.
Now grape company has many sales.
There is a secret behind creating stars one after another.
What was the story when you started?
Didn't you think that you couldn't sell anything if you didn't have a pot professional or a black stone in your time?
But I guess there was some work at the time when I started up the grape.
Well, M is after.
Oh, is it M after?
After, after.
Oh, that's the flow.
But doesn't the chief guess people by looking?
I have a few managers, but they're all very capable.
That's cool!
Because it's amazing to be a grave camper!
It's like that now.
What's amazing about it?
Do you look at it three times?
We don't look at it.
Tomizawa, Hayashi, Iwahashi, and I, who just started, are all great.
Hayashi and Iwahashi. Who breaks down every year?
I know, right?
Don't you think the day will come when Shiraki sells well?
I told him thousands of times to quit.
He told me to go home. We're two years younger than him.
That's right.
Yes, I did.
So I've been working in an agency for a while.
After you became champion of M-1,
it was like you worked without sleeping.
Yes, yes.
Were you happy with various TV shows at that time?
I wasn't happy.
That's usually the case, isn't it?
You don't want to be on TV as much as you want to die.
No.
You don't, do you?
It's like a year with four or five books in a day.
I didn't think my manager would call me that much.
I've been leaving it for a while.
It's been booming and booming for a while.
I didn't know it was like that.
I guess it's a bad thing.
It's buried and it can't be helped.
It's hard to refuse.
That must be hard.
I haven't played for six months since I won the championship and the next day.
Six months?
I don't have to sell anymore.
That's right.
I usually have a little time to relax.
We were still living together at the time.
It was before we got married.
We did 5, 6, 7, 8 of those days, did interviews, took pictures, and went home together.
We went out side by side.
At least don't sleep side by side!
We did it all the time!
When you were busy and had pressure for six months, did you ever get drunk?
I did. All day long.
You were getting drunk!
I was.
Tomina-san was getting drunk, too.
I went in and dove in and BLAAAA!
LOL
It's a dangerous state!
Wow! Scary!
That's not good, is it?
We don't have a senior, so we can't ask how to behave or what to do.
So when we talk about it on the show, we're giving a lot of shows, but we don't know.
I got a lot of advice from Mr. Ueda and Mr. Ota.
What kind of advice?
Mr. Ueda's advice
Mr. Ueda doesn't have to try to make anything funny in quiz programs and so on.
You don't have to leave any clues.
You can say normal things.
The MC will take care of the rest.
Don't be a front runner.
Sometimes I don't, but I don't have to make it all up and give it back.
Oh, is that so?
It's very...
Oh, I see.
Mr. Ohta is now the champion of the MC and you won the championship, so you're just being danced.
But now you just have to dance as much as you're being danced.
Then later, the staff of the TV station will know how to use the sandwich bar.
I said, you can just do it.
They will come to you.
Mr. Ohta, you answered so seriously.
I answered very seriously.
If you didn't answer that, you would have been crushed.
I was a little more stuck because there was no senior.
I see.
Did you ask your senior when you were busy?
I have something to talk about.
I remember you doing the first story in every show you appeared in.
I did it with you.
I remember that.
You changed the story every time.
I changed it every minute.
It was hard.
When it was terrible, you two stood up and did a manzai in the parking lot of the location.
We stood up and did a manzai.
What's going on?
I may have been there.
It's amazing.
It's a short manzai.
It's cool.
And then, Mr. Shah said,
I should do all the same jokes.
Without changing everything.
And then, the second week of the show,
or the same staff member,
even if we do it and receive it on the spot, we cut it.
This is the second time we do this joke.
The staff will wear it.
And it's getting less and less.
So, without seriously changing the jokes,
it's better to do all the same jokes.
Me?
It's so much easier. I wrote jokes every morning.
What?
I had to change it. I was doing the same thing.
That's tough.
Then I changed all the jokes to make you feel better, and it really got better and better.
Wow.
But on the contrary, when I was called to do a show with Banana-san, Shitara-san would do the jokes every time.
She saw me do it, so she told me to change it.
The opposite phenomenon happened to me.
I miss Shitara-san.
Even when other shows finished their jokes, we were told to do it.
Even on TV.
We were told to do it even when we were five years old.
We were told to dance for one minute and do it.
We were excited.
Mr. Shisai, we've been doing jokes even recently.
Even now?
With Mr. Banana.
But we also told Mr. Banana to do it.
He did it for us.
I'm sure you'll do it, too.
I'll do it.
That's great.
Is there a short story about Audrey?
Was there only one?
I want to see it.
What is it?
I want to see it.
It's Audrey everywhere.
Self-introduction gatera.
I'm watching it without knowing who's on the show.
Audrey everywhere, Audrey here, and who is this guy?
Short story Audrey.
Are you a comedian?
I remember that.
What?
The eye test.
What kind of...
Did I do that?
Do you remember?
It's okay if you don't.
What was the title?
Eye test, right?
You haven't done that on Chikuchi Odori, have you?
You haven't, have you?
I'm curious about that, Audrey.
You hardly do that on TV anymore, Audrey.
You're in the middle of making a serious joke now.
The title is eye contact.
It's blinding.
Hi, I'm Audrey.
Short story. Eye contact.
Right.
Left.
Down.
Oh, I don't know.
What are you doing?
It's good.
You're doing it right.
What are you making me do?
When did you make this?
I used to make it at a bar.
It was about 20 years ago.
I see, you used to drink at a bar.
Do you have a soju?
We have a lot.
Is it that much?
Why do you want to do it?
I'm finally drinking it.
Anyway, ramen.
Tomiko, you must be hungry.
What do you want to eat?
I like it with Mikio.
You like it with Mikio?
I like ramen.
Two bowls of ramen.
I'll have four.
Achikocho Audrey.
Here's your second one.
What's with this competition?
You should have a second one.
This is fun.
I'll have four.
Achikocho Audrey.
Nice.
I sometimes feel like I'm not going to win.
I'll provide you with words you want to say.
Wow!
What do you think of Audrey and Sandwich Man?
I don't think they have much in common.
TV, radio, commercials...
They have their own live tour every year, despite their busy lives.
They only have one method of making content for themselves.
How do you make content? Do you have a family now?
Yes, of course.
It hasn't changed since a long time ago.
Basically, I take out my work with my writer and bring it home.
And I work on it in the middle of the night.
Wow.
You put it in your house?
I put it in my house.
You put it in your house?
Yes.
I see.
When we live together, we concentrate and think.
But he starts looking at the VCramer.
That's why you are in my joke.
You do this every day.
You have 8 or 9 new jokes.
Do you have a day when you can't think of any?
I do.
I have been doing this for hours.
You do?
Yes.
I have been told that my talent is gone.
Is it gone?
I still think so.
Do you say that you are old?
In such a case, I will provide you with words you want to say.
For example, you are a male-dominated species, Chikurin Kenzumo.
That's why I'm close to you.
I wanted to say it.
I didn't say it for this.
Don't make a fool of me about that.
Isn't it more difficult for you?
It's very detailed, but it's exciting.
It's a manzai entry.
There are many exciting things in the world, but the most exciting thing is when the insurance company comes to your house.
No doubt.
Ping pong, ping pong.
How did you get that? It's really detailed.
I want to do manzai right away and enter.
I think it's a waste of time like M-1.
For example, I go to a hamburger restaurant and the clerk says,
So you're like, I'll be the waiter and you'll be the customer?
It's a waste of a few lines.
You get excited when you go to a hamburger shop, right?
That's for sure.
And that's where it starts.
I see, that's where it starts.
It's a waste of a few lines.
It's not fun, those two lines.
That's what he came up with.
You were in shock at first.
What is this? This is awesome!
That's funny.
Why do you get excited?
It's a lie, right?
That's amazing.
It's easy to get into it.
There are times when you stick to one word.
And even back in the day, there was a rumor that you could sell out fresh melon bread.
I was wondering what bread would be good for that.
So you thought about bread in the shower.
That's a great statement, isn't it?
This crazy guy was in a hurry and was interviewed by the streetlights.
He wants to go somewhere quickly.
He wants to go buy fresh melon bread.
That's not all that's interesting.
It's interesting to buy cream bread or crab bread.
It's interesting to buy freshly baked melon bread.
When you decide it, you say it's this.
melon bread
Freshly baked melon bread.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Tomizawa is the funniest.
If you had a championship title you didn't know what you were talking about, you'd look like you didn't know.
You said you knew everything.
You know what I'm talking about, don't you?
Why do you know what I'm talking about?
It's amazing that you know what I'm talking about.
It's amazing.
But I want you to say one word.
I want you to use it in a certain way.
Don't you, Audrey?
I didn't do it because I wanted to be laughed at.
I thought I was laughing at something.
I want to do manzai cheerfully and cheerfully today, but when I say it, I get hit.
I was serious when I was young.
I'm going to do my best today, but when I say something I don't think I'll do, I still have it.
When I was asked to do a quiz or a game challenge, I said I would do my best and I got hit.
It's not a casual thing, right?
I didn't know that.
What about tooth?
Tooth is...
It's a slang for Amethyst.
Oh, I see.
That's right.
So, when we were young, tooth was banned in our club.
He was licking it before the match.
Although it's a thing, it's been banned for years.
What do you think of Audrey and Sandwichman?
Suddenly?
After doing it so far?
Edit point.
Edit point with Stus.
Stus said he wouldn't use it, so I'm going to use it now.
Why don't you use it?
Please use it.
Just a little.
You want to know the details, don't you?
What do you think?
There aren't many combinations that don't cooperate like this.
What do you think of comic books?
How do I say it...
I think it's insanely interesting.
I'm happy about that.
But...
When you see a comic book at a convenience store or a fast food restaurant...
I actually like it.
It's like a new setting.
I don't like settings that haven't been done before.
We're doing it with a lot of characters in it.
I thought about it the day before yesterday if I could get used to it or not.
For example, it's said that Sans is sensitive now.
It's like you're talking about how tall you are, but you know when you're not.
It's more of the opposite.
You two probably don't aim for it.
I don't think we're aiming for it at all.
I don't think we're that tall.
I still think we're that tall.
I think we're only being played with.
What about you, Kakasho?
I think it's interesting, too.
No, no.
What were you thinking?
I was thinking about it.
My family went out in the car.
It was evening.
I was driving an airplane.
I heard a noise because I was driving.
My wife was riding the airplane.
I asked her to stop the car once.
I wanted to see it properly.
I'm happy.
The same thing happened at the same time.
I was with my wife on a Sunday evening.
My wife turned her back on the TV and talked to me.
We talked about kindergarten.
I was talking about sex.
My ears went out like that.
My wife turned around and said,
I moved to the sofa because I wanted to see it properly.
Is it possible for such a combination?
Thank you for that.
But Sandman himself is ...
I think we're interesting, right?
Well, I'm making a new story now for my solo live and for the end of the year TV show, but it's not as packed as it used to be.
One story.
It takes time.
So I'm scared of that.
I'm like, is it as fun as it used to be?
And the speed of the conversation back in the day...
I'm already 50.
So that 50-year-old-ness naturally comes out.
When we were doing the short concert earlier,
I thought it was a little late.
I was in shock.
The way you said it.
I don't know if it's up or down, but it's good, right?
Oh, that's right.
I thought,
I didn't say it, but it happens.
It happens.
When you were a judge for M-1,
you liked all the types,
from proper types
to extremely basic types.
I like it.
How do you judge if you receive about the same amount of criticism as you have never seen before?
What?
Judging by the criteria of criticism
Do you change the criteria you see?
But in the end, the most important thing is preference.
Oh, that's what a judge is.
I think it's up to you which one you laughed at.
That's right. That's why you're chosen.
Well, that's human.
So you're always there in real-time?
Of course.
And you also review Tomizawa's work, right?
Yes. So I review Tomizawa's work before he gives me a score.
I send him an email telling him what score I got.
Huh?
In real-time?
In real-time.
But it's not on the TV station, so I read it later.
So you send it first.
Every year.
But it's a little similar.
It must be similar.
But the ending is different.
The ending. So Tomizawa is...
Yaren.
And I'm...
Reiwa Roman.
Huh...
It's pretty similar.
But it wasn't the best.
I can't say it.
It's a weird second sentence.
No one says it at this time.
I don't say it now.
It's a topic before the time.
Are you happy that the first screening is similar?
I'm happy.
It's close to Tomizawa.
I'll never get a screening.
If I dance, I'll be younger.
I'll never get it.
I don't want to see his score.
What is his score?
Do you want to do it if you get a judge?
I don't think I can do it.
But I think many young people want to be funny.
I don't think there are young people now.
I think there are young people.
What about you, Kasuga?
Not really.
Well, I can't really say.
He's not like that.
He's like a demon or something.
I wanna get rid of him.
What's with being like this?
What's with this?
This is just like this.
No, no.
He's really like the old man in that area.
He's like,
Toast!
Toast is like that!
Do this!
Do this, you!
You know, like the old man who comes in while we're filming.
You're not even listening.
I'm so happy I could listen to you.
I've never talked about anything like it.
It was fun.
It's nice.
There's no wall in the beginning, but it feels like there's no thin wall.
It's like the timing of the show.
I hope you will come again.
Next time, I think it will be a little hard with a short content.