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We will do it again this New Year's Day!
No editing. No cut.
I heard it's like a radio show, but it's actually a radio show!
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From 12/31 at midnight 24:50...
Thank you for having me!
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It's weird... Congratulations!
...20th place is Hikaru and...
You can't do anything but make a hole in yourself!
It's okay!
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No comment from the fans!
A New Year's Day special with four radio stars!
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A new incident that you can only see in "No Cut"!
I only have two and a half minutes left.
I'm sorry for not talking much.
It's too short!
I was thinking of saying something, but I thought I'd do it well.
I only have two and a half minutes left!
It's completely a radio show!
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And!
We will deliver "KAMIKAI BEST 3" which was colored this year before the New Year's special!
Nice to meet you. I'm Ado.
Nice to meet you, too!
I'm Ado Hikson!
World-famous singer, Adoya!
Excuse me!
Two ramen!
Me, too!
You're always late!
Yes! Dancing everywhere!
SANDWICH MAN
And last year's New Year's special!
Please watch "FEVER"!
Today is "Dancing everywhere" special edition!
Nice to meet you.
Congratulations!
Thank you so much! Please accept it.
I'm a performer.
I'm sure you'll be happy with it.
It's different from usual.
I know, right?
It's like a radio booth.
You can't tell I'm dancing everywhere.
I'm the only one who's dancing everywhere.
That's right.
I thought it was a different show.
You said it was like a radio show, but it's like a radio show.
It's like a radio show.
The set is detailed.
The costumes are the same.
You made it.
You should have done it in "Nippon Bozo".
You can do it now, right?
I think it's cheap.
It costs a lot of money and effort.
And you don't edit it this time, do you?
That's right.
It's the first special edition of the year.
I want you to tell me what you thought last year in 2023.
Let's have fun this year.
Let's do a no-cut broadcast without editing.
It's like a live broadcast.
It's suspicious.
The staff just wanted to skip it.
It's the end of the year, so it's suspicious.
You're saying it in a good way.
I hope it's not like that, but I hope it's not zero.
This time, we have a wonderful special guest.
That's right.
I was hoping this would happen someday.
But it happened here.
We didn't expect it to happen on TV.
We didn't think it would happen on TV.
We thought it would be broadcast on either TVS or Japanese broadcast.
That's right.
We decided to broadcast it without a cut.
I see.
We decided to broadcast it without a cut.
Are you all right?
Don't talk for 6 seconds.
I want to talk for 2 digits.
Please talk more.
Let's go.
No cut talk special.
Thank you.
Thank you for coming all the way here.
We will broadcast it in real-time.
It is now
24 hours and 54 minutes.
It's about 54 minutes and 40 seconds.
The audience is drooling.
I don't know if it's worth saying.
That's why you can say what you want to say.
That's right.
However, since it is a live broadcast,
you have to be more careful than usual when you speak.
It will flow as it is.
Let's go.
We don't have much time.
We want to talk for a long time.
Let's go.
Tonight's guest is Mr. Hikaru Ijuin.
Thank you for having me.
Congratulations.
Thank you for having me.
What's wrong?
It's weird.
I'm really scared.
You should be used to it.
It's a little strange to be on this set with a TV show.
That's why I really wanted to appear in "One day in Odori's All Night Japan".
Really?
Last year, there were two talents who were warned by their managers.
One of them is Audrey, and the other one is Haraichi.
The reason for this is...
I'm going to get caught! I'm so happy!
It's not that I'm going to get caught, it's that I'm going to lose money.
In the first place, the radio is losing money,
but when I'm singing with these two people on the radio...
I'm pretty sure of it, but...
Even in this form, it looks like it's going to be the easiest to cut.
It doesn't look like there's any editing either.
It's weird that there's no editing!
It's weird, right?
It means only we're in danger, right?
That's right.
If we say that the TV station is in danger, then we should definitely cut it.
Ah, that's right.
The TV station is tasty, but we're the only ones who don't cut dangerous stuff.
That's right, we should only edit the convenient parts of the TV station.
There are times when the TV station is in danger, right?
Usually, when you're nervous and can't do anything, you're in danger, but...
It's because you're too excited!
It's not like I'm dividing the radio and TV stations that much, but...
There's a standard in my head that people like me are watching.
That's what makes it weird.
Ah, I see, I see.
When you say things like "I used to listen to you back in the day,"
it's like you're trying to tell me something that I can't answer.
I see.
It's your feelings, right?
It's my feelings.
That's right.
There's something like that, right?
It's your consciousness, right?
That's right.
When I'm told that I'm a fan...
I mean, Kasuga and Ijuni-san...
But didn't you go to Bescon last year?
Didn't you walk there?
We walked for about two hours or two and a half hours.
I heard you talk about it on that site.
I've been walking every day for a month since Bescon was decided.
So I can talk properly.
What?!
You're so skinny!
Is that so?!
I'm so skinny that I can't talk properly.
But you still love walking.
That's right.
So I walk five kilometers a day during that period of time.
What?!
Really.
Wow!
Your training was increasing, right?
It's because I'm a little obsessed with it or I'm in an abnormal state.
I'm a little obsessed with it or I'm in an abnormal state.
I'm not obsessed with it, but I'm trying to talk to you.
But if we walk forever, we can't use it all.
It's a birthday program.
It was fun.
It's a story from 2023.
What year was it for you, Ijuni-san, in 2023?
It's a secret.
It's a secret, but it looks like it's finally sold out.
Is it 2023 now?
That's not possible.
It's finally sold out.
Why is that?
It's finally in season.
It's a rare thing.
It's a very rare thing.
It's not like we made a signboard show.
It's not like we made a cover show.
This is because of the tight schedule held in the morning cover show the year before.
Many people know that the second place is open.
I see.
So, my name is not in the TV show schedule, but it's calculated that it's out.
That means that the schedule is full in the talent life so far.
I think there were many years, but was it the year when you had the most work on TV?
I feel like that.
What?
To say more, it's not often that TV has that kind of thing.
Like TV's cast rankings, it's really high, isn't it?
It's either third or fourth, isn't it?
There's a lot of research.
It depends on how you look at it, but it's like a first place ranking.
There is, there is.
I got to be on TV quite a bit, and I did get a lot of views.
And the radio, the short five-minute radio I got after the show,
I did five shows in a week, because it's a weekday.
And then the thirty-minute radio I started on "Nippon Housou" did four shows in a week.
And then there's a radio I do for NHK, and then there's "Shinya" I've been doing for a while,
and I did eleven shows in a week for my radio!
Eleven shows in a week!
Isn't that why you're on TV a lot?
If you add it all up, it's pretty high!
Were you on a big break in 2021?
My break talent is higher than Yasuko's.
"Break talent is higher than Yasuko's" is what you're saying.
It's embarrassing for me to ask you if you really think you're on a break.
It's really plain.
The number of times you're on "Lateran" and "Hanoshito Demasyo" is pretty plain and ordinary.
That's what you're doing in a lot of places.
You're busy, aren't you?
And you always have bike rides, baseball games, and radio talks, right?
You were really busy, weren't you?
The reason I felt like I was on a break a lot was because...
I'm a "if you call me, I'll go" kind of star,
but I went to a radio station to celebrate the anniversary of the Hagoshima Broadcasting Bureau,
and after the show ended, I went back on "Lateran" and "Hanoshito Demasyo" again and again.
To go back to Tokyo.
For those of you who don't know, you know those Shinkansen tickets that the TV and radio stations give you, right?
You can't change your ticket without the credit card of the person in charge of it.
- Oh, I've heard of that. - There's a sequential credit system.
- Yes, yes, yes, it's written there. - That's right.
And that's pretty common in regional stations.
I'm the one who's always messing up at the green window.
You're supposed to be able to go all the way back to Tokyo, but you want to go somewhere else.
If you want to get off at Yamaguchi Prefecture, it's easy.
You just need the person in charge of it to bring you a credit card and come here.
When I came back from Kagoshima, there were a lot of foreigners there.
When I turned around, I saw "Zazzy" there for some reason.
I think "Zazzy" was paying for the tickets in the middle of the show.
Oh, I see.
- It was a busy year in 2023. - It was a busy year.
On the contrary, "Zazzy" increased his workload.
- Oh, I see. - In 2023.
Well, in general, dramas are similar and passionate.
If you do something like that with Yama-chan's story,
I don't know if it's a strong style entertainer
or if it's a moving story, I'm sure there will be a lot of hate.
The guard was firm, but only Yamane-san of "ungirls" said it.
It wasn't even a touch.
It was like, "What are you doing in my house?"
Yamane-san was the only one who said it was embarrassing.
- That's right. - Oh, I see.
As usual, there are a lot of things coming out.
- Thank you for letting me do a lot of things. - That's right.
- So, this year, next month... - Yes, yes, yes.
- There will be Tokyo events and such. - Ah, yes, yes.
- Tokyo... - Yes.
- Since I already have a live performance, I went to see a lot of comedy live performances. - Yes.
- Ijun-san is also... Well, our agency is the same as Yarenz'. - Yes.
- Ijun-san also goes to see Yarenz' live performances and such, right? - Yes, yes, yes.
- Ah, is that so? - Yes.
- And in addition, I also go to see various people. - Yarenz' live performances...
- There are quite a lot of young people, about 200 people, right? - Yes.
- Somehow... - Yes.
- Um... In the first place, Kami-san's sense of humor... - Yes.
- It's a sense of talent, isn't it? - Yes.
- I myself like jokes, so I'm like "Ah, what is this joke?" - Yes.
- Somehow, if you keep watching such things at home all the time... - Yes.
- There are people who Kami-san says "This girl is funny." - Yes.
- I think this is a strange way of getting it so far. - Yes.
- At first, it was "cream stew". - Yes, yes, yes.
- Was it such a case? - At first, it was "cream stew". - Ah, yes, yes.
- Cream stew, that is, just before I went up one rank or two ranks... - Yes, yes, yes.
- Aita-kun would come home often. - Yes.
- Well, Kami-san likes it too, so he would come home and play with me. - Yes, yes.
- And after that was "untouchable". - "Untouchable".
- "Untouchable" is... - Yes.
- That is, when you quarrel with me and talk about whether you should quit or not... - Yes.
- Kami-san would come in between... - Yes.
- Um... Let me continue... Let me continue... "Do it! You're not a bad girl!" Like that. - Ah, I see.
- And after that was "sandwich man". - Wow!
- And also "viking". - "Viking". - "Viking".
- The way it sells attracts a lot of people, doesn't it? - It does, doesn't it?
- And it's like... Um...
- Um... The evaluation axis is... - Yes.
- I say that the story is interesting here, but... - Yes, yes.
- It's already... - Yes.
- Kotoge's smile is cute. - Ah...
- But there are people who noticed it now, but... - Yes.
- At that time, I only did stories about crazy people with cute faces. - That's right.
- Yes.
- There aren't as many cute girls as Kotoge who sometimes laughed without thinking about it. - Yes.
- Ah... - Ah...
- That's why it's on TV. - It's important, isn't it?
- Tea table or living room... - Yes.
- It's the impression of the viewer, isn't it? - Yes.
- And now... - Yes.
- Um... There are Zoffy and Yarenz in it. - Oh...
- Yarenz, I...
- Um... If it doesn't work out this year... - Yes.
- To Kami-san... - Yes.
- I don't know what the result is at this point, but... - That's right.
- Um... To Kami-san... - Yes.
- "If it doesn't work out this year, give up. Yarenz, let's go home." - No!
- That's why it's the last one. - It's just the beginning.
- Oh... - It's just the beginning.
- But after all, your wife's opinion... I've been married for several years, but when it comes in... - Yes.
- It's still fresh, isn't it? - Yes.
- If you're alone... - Yes.
- If you're single, you'll get stuck. - Yes.
- No, it's true, so... - Yes.
- Um... Your wife is a little younger than you, but... - Yes.
- She has tremendous trust in that generation of New Yorkers. - Oh...
- That's right. - Oh...
- After all... - Yes.
- She also tells her friends about it. - Yes.
- That kind of opinion is... After all... - Yes.
- That's why... Unexpectedly, we... - Yes.
- Look at it with the ability of laughter... - Yes.
- Impressions... - Yes.
- That kind of thing... "Eh, does it look like that?" There's something like that, isn't it?
- Yes. - So, it's like... - Yes.
- It's like... There's something like conviction... - Yes.
- There's someone who makes us see things we can't see... - Yes.
- Oh... - I see...
- "I don't like this kind of thing." When you say something like that... - Yes.
- "Hmm... What is it?" And they ask you... - Yes...
- Somehow, a joker... - Yes.
- Takes his juniors... - Yes.
- And suddenly, his juniors... - Yes.
- Say things they don't want to be told... There's someone like that, isn't it?
- "I can't see that kind of thing." And... - Yes.
- "Guruguruguruguraaa!" - "Guruguruguruguruguruga!"
- "Doesn't it look like that?!"
Even if you don't know what's going on, can you see it?
It's like you're exposed.
We don't look at it in theory and it's not for you.
You can get a new axis, can't you?
My wife told me that Zazie has a quality.
You have a quality, don't you?
We don't know that.
It's like Zazie's form, his slender legs and his gentle walk.
We don't evaluate it in terms of comedy.
God is in it.
You have a good style.
Yama-chan has a good style.
Do you two go to see the live performance?
I went in 2023.
I went to Yoshimoto's Omiya and McHarry.
It's not like Lumine.
It's not a big house.
Lumine is good, but Omiya is good.
It's not like that.
There's Sunste.
I have a ticket at the entrance and I'm waiting while looking at the goods.
I have a pet bottle and I'm eating.
Mayurika and Iigo and Ougi come in.
In between the first and second parts, the family members eat and talk and do it again.
You can train it.
I thought comedy was Yoshimoto's thing.
Looking at Mayurika's back.
I think so.
There are so many stages.
It's hard to compete in Yoshimoto.
There are so many stages.
I say to Yarenz, "Why don't you do it slowly once?"
It's not like that.
That kind of trial and error is unforgivable.
You can't do it in front of customers at the office live where you have to appear as a main character, but if you have a standard like Yoshimoto, you can't do anything like "I don't know if one person will accept it or not, but I'll try it."
That environment is not available in other offices.
That's right. There is a holding house.
It's big.
When I was working there, O'show raised 600 million yen and had a branch.
Young people may not know, but when it was a bubble, he made a live venue with 600 million pocket money.
When I was doing it because there weren't many rules, I was trying to make a stupid role into an intelligent role.
If you do it, you can't fix it if you slip it.
You have to adjust it.
That kind of environment has always been there for Yoshimoto.
You can be trained.
We don't have it, so we appeared in a show pub impersonation of Kisara.
That was also a part and a second part.
In the meantime, I got tired of a part of the story, so I decided to go out slowly.
I decided to make a face like Mr. Shichi.
During the break of the first part of the second part, I made a joke and did what I wanted to do.
There are some of them left now.
Moreover, Yoshimoto sells a lot because of its large distribution.
It's like a school night talk.
We can't do it.
I'm envious of that.
I'm envious of it.
I'm talking about it now, but it's a memory of the specialized school era.
There are other people in other schools.
Everyone is playing ball like this.
What do you think of everyone?
There are times when you feel like you're going to a boys' school culture festival, right?
At that time, don't you imitate your school teacher?
I want you to do it.
I'm sorry, teacher.
This is probably what the manager says.
Don't get caught.
You'd better be careful.
I'm talking about it because I'm envious of it.
I'm talking about it because it's a wonderful environment.
I'm envious of Yoshimoto.
I'm excited.
I'm disappointed in Yoshimoto's juniors.
From now on, we will announce the good news of 2023 and talk about it.
We are also collecting good news from viewers.
We will introduce it as long as we have time.
Let's get started.
First of all, IJUNI has good news for 2023.
A lot of viewers sent me emails like this.
There were a lot of news.
Let's get started.
The comedy duo announced their disbandment one after another.
In 2023, a year in which the disbandment announcement of a duo with popularity and skill such as Zoffy, Japanese beef, safety manzai, and emperor continued.
That's it.
I'm not surprised.
I'm surprised.
In particular, when I said that Kami-san was eyeing me when I was young,
I've been watching safety manzai and Zoffy since I was really young and haven't appeared at all.
Suddenly, safety manzai...
I didn't know that there was a comedian who predicted the disbandment of safety manzai.
That's right.
I'm surprised.
We're childhood friends.
We're childhood friends, so we went to kindergarten together.
I don't know much about it.
And we're really good friends.
That's right.
If you meet the two of them, you'll know that they're really good people.
That's right.
They're cheerful.
The reason we met is that I was able to take low-budget variety shows myself.
When I was able to take it myself, I did a lot of comedy research and said, "Anyway, is there anyone who's good?"
If I said that, it would be Miyazon.
If I said, "Is there anyone who's good at baseball?", it would be Miyazon.
All of them are related to Miyazon.
Whether there is anyone who is good at comedy or not, Miyazon and Arapon have both disbanded.
They're calm.
Why do you get information like that?
We don't have a lot of space like this, so I wasn't surprised because I didn't come in.
Japanese beef is the same during the day, so I was surprised.
But after all, my wife was depressed about three days after the disbandment of Japanese beef.
I thought that a combination would be so depressed when it was disbanded, and I thought it had a great influence.
However, there are some things that we can't know about the combination, right?
But Kawanishi's seriousness was amazing at the location.
It's a location where you can line up at a delicious place and let you in and eat in the middle, right?
I didn't forgive Kawanishi for that.
I have permission and things like that, but I don't like it because I'm a talent, so let's line up.
I think there were various things to think about because of that impression.
Our god said that he would eat rice with Ueda-kun at the same time as the disbandment of Japanese beef.
The three of us said, "I'm a talent, so I'll do my best." Our god said, "You're a genius."
"You can't slow down here." "What are you, a presidential candidate?"
But it's really helpful for people who say that kind of thing, isn't it?
On the other hand, what I want to talk about is...
I want my juniors to talk to me about it.
For example, I want my juniors to talk to me about the turning point of my comedy.
For example, you want to break up with your juniors.
That's right.
Is there such a thing, Mr. Ishimi?
I don't have one, but I say it too much on a daily basis.
I like radio, and when it comes to radio, something sticks to me.
I can't keep quiet, so don't tell me what I shouldn't say.
I can stand it on TV, but I can't stand it on the radio.
You told me about breaking up with my juniors just before.
When I heard about my juniors' marriage, I said, "Please don't tell me."
I don't like it when I can't talk on the radio.
I don't want to talk about it at all.
If you were to reach a turning point, who would you tell it to?
I think I can do anything on TV now, so I don't think viewers will believe me.
I couldn't do anything when I was in my 20s.
On the contrary, my seniors told me.
Why do you hang out with such a person all the time?
Are you doing some kind of training?
Are you holding a weakness?
I entered high school in the same way.
Recently, I've been doing a lot of things on the radio.
I'm not doing comedy, I'm just extending my lunch break.
When I break up with my juniors, it's time to quit.
I don't know the meaning of breaking up with my juniors.
Then it's time to quit.
HANAWA of BASE MANDAN, thank you for your help.
We were together every day.
When I was about to quit, I couldn't take it anymore.
I decided to quit after I had done it all.
There's no one like you who doesn't feel anything.
Make a green mohawk.
That's why I quit in one day.
I couldn't stand it anymore.
I couldn't help it.
I got a call at night and tried it for a day.
I don't have a punk part in me.
Then you shouldn't do it.
I still feel like a teacher.
Try anything and think about it.
I just remembered a story.
It's about how UNTOUCHABLE will sell.
Yamazaki is a place where it's natural for it to sell.
But at first, I was worried and worried about how it would sell.
I think it will sell as it is, so I'm going to take care of my skin.
After all, I don't know what it is, but it's okay if you give me a part-time job or go out with a lot of seniors, but it's okay if it doesn't sell.
It's not slippery, but it's not slippery, but it's a face color that doesn't sell.
There is, isn't there?
No, I'm a little confused.
The skin quality of an entertainer who smells in various stores.
Yeah, maybe I'm going out with him or I'm going out with my seniors too much.
I'm always wearing a tired color for various reasons, so I'm going to work hard on my skin quality.
I see.
Yeah.
As an entertainer, you have the ability.
I was talking about it because it's already overflowing.
But that's...
We, Mr. Zakiyama and I, who just came out on TV, have always been regular school members, but once again, I think you're like Shohei Otani.
That's right.
Isn't it insanely amazing?
It's rude to say it's amazing, but did you already have that ability when you were tickling?
I had that ability, but I don't know what it is.
For example, I'm the most polite, but I don't refuse all of them.
For example, I'm late for important appointments.
Let's say you're working with me and you say, "Is this funny? Please use it."
But you're late for bed.
I say, "If you're late for bed again, I won't bother you anymore."
I say, "As a human being, I don't want to meet you anymore."
First of all, don't mess with me like this.
I say, "As a human being, I don't want to meet you anymore."
Then, about three or four hours later, the doorbell rang in the house.
Then, the doorbell rang in the house.
I don't know where I got it from, but I think it was a yamada wearing a reindeer costume.
From now on, I want to do it from scratch as a reindeer, so I can't say anything like that as a human being.
I was laughing, but I couldn't hold back my laughter, and I thought about it, but Mr. Kabi said, "If you laugh, you'll have to forgive me."
I have to forgive you if you laugh.
No, Mr. Kabi was doing reindeer.
He was a reindeer for a while.
Oh, there's a commercial in real-time.
It's a radio again.
It's a completely different thing.
It's like you're talking while you're talking.
[Commercial break]
Tonight, we're going to talk about "No Cut Talk" without editing.
It's like you can only hear things you can't hear during commercials, but it's already like a radio.
It's no discord, it's completely a radio.
It's awful.
"No Cut Talk" is short for "Special Desuyor".
It means denying ourselves for editing every day, right?
It's weird, right?
How can you publish it in another way?
If you think it's strange, it is.
I wonder what it is.
Next is the news that Wakabayashi-san received in 2023.
In December 2023, it was found that Audrey Kasga was buying a car.
The payment was one yen per unit.
I felt the end of an era with Benz Gerandes and that savings game Kasuga.
It's not such an exaggerated thing.
No, it's exaggerated.
If so, you bought a car and that's fine, isn't it?
No, it's the same with Benz Gerandes and the end of an era.
Yama-chan also did it so perfectly with "the w" vision.
A little while ago, "the w" judges were Kawashima and Tanaka of "ungirls".
Finally, that member will become a full-fledged star.
The symbol of that is Kasuga's Gerandes, isn't it?
That's right.
No, it's not "that's right".
No, no, I didn't finish talking about that much.
I don't say it's a fairly high-class car, do I?
No, it's Gerandes.
That's right.
I also thought about it, but I thought it was good.
We've been doing radio shows for a long time, and when we started getting a little money, we tried to get the support of the entertainers like Benz Gerandes and Porsche Cayenne, but we couldn't do it anymore.
Gradually, the road to radio shows is narrowing.
Even if I said something that I felt uncomfortable about my seniors, they laughed at me, but I can't ask my juniors anymore.
I thought it would be a little wider like that.
As I aged, the width became narrower and narrower.
I thought it was difficult for middle-sized men.
I can't ask about his savings anymore.
I was riding a Benz.
Why?
I'm riding a Benz, but I'm making juice with a can of candy or something like that.
It's like you're doing it forcibly, isn't it?
Both of you are...
I looked like a choice entertainer.
I said, "Hey, you!" to my wife who didn't let me dip the ajitama I went to eat ramen with.
I'm amazing!
I'm a choice entertainer.
Do it there.
It's lame, so I can't say it's low-class.
I've been listening to Ijii's radio and going to Escon Field.
Ijii has an angle, so he's been talking about it all the time.
Was it easier for you when you were young?
No, because they're all better than me.
They're all funny losers, so it's not funny.
But if you're not good at it, you'll get a life sentence for hitting your tongue.
You'll end up like a weak person.
I'm still thinking about it now.
I thought Takeshi was amazing because we were doing it in Adachi Ward.
I lived in Arakawa next door.
It's getting more and more popular all over the world.
When I was at a convenience store in Buffalo,
I was so angry that spinach was 400 yen.
And at the same time, I spent three million yen in Ginza overnight.
I thought it was amazing.
Ginza is expensive and rough because it's a bonus to life.
My teacher also loves Ginza.
When my monthly salary was 18,000 yen,
Osmo-san and I went to a bottle that cost about 500,000 yen on average.
I hit it with my elbow and it flowed and stretched.
I'm excited for a few months now.
But my teacher only eats the most luxurious food when there's a lot of beef on a large bowl of Yoshinoya's beef bowl.
It's not special at all, but it's a pretty cool balance.
It's pretty difficult, but it's pretty cool, isn't it?
It's okay to use it like boiled water or melt it like candy, but it's pretty cool if you can keep your balance.
You said it was delicious, didn't you?
I can't keep my balance.
Can't you eat cheap barbecue while riding a train?
I paid for it with cash because it was a waste of money, right?
You know, like the amount you paid for it.
The amount you paid for it is a waste of money.
That's a few hundred yen.
I want to eliminate what I can.
You don't have to use it.
I'm saying you're stingy, but you're really stingy.
I don't know if it's because of our slanted eyes or the discomfort we felt when we were young, but when we get older, we get more open-minded and think about whether we're going to die, but when we get older or young, we think about the same thing.
"Why is he like this?" It doesn't change at all.
But you can't talk about it.
It doesn't change, but you can't say it.
When I think about it like that, I think it's a strange creature.
Those late-night radio entertainers who have been doing it for a long time don't notice the discomfort of the world like this, and they say, "You guys already have so much money, so you don't have to worry about it."
I'm always worried about it, but I'm not good at it.
I don't know why I'm saying "How much is it for a green car?"
For example, I like traveling in poverty, so I still stay at a recovery club for a while, but I really like it, and on the contrary, it's a waste of money to go somewhere really high up, so I stay there, but at that time, for example, I like using my mental allowance, but the words I say at that time are "How much is it for a green car?"
What are you talking about? It's a green standard. Basically, it's a green standard in your head.
Even if you haven't fixed that uncomfortable part of you, you don't know what kind of luxurious habits you have and what kind of daily life you have.
There's a part of me that's gradually becoming unconscious, isn't there?
What should I do with this weird balance?
Do you have a place you should lose quickly and a place you shouldn't lose quickly?
There are parts that don't change.
When Yama-chan got married, she sent me a message saying, "Congratulations on your marriage."
"It's about you, so I guess you're worried about that kind of thing," she married that beautiful actress.
"I've been talking about my complexes all my life, but I guess you're worried about me," she said.
"Take this as a celebration," she said.
No matter how successful a person who was originally raised in a negative way is,
"they will have some kind of new complex," she wrote.
"Look," she wrote.
"You probably won't believe it," she said.
But even this happy marriage can become a complex.
However, because of the new complex,
"it's possible for you to continue talking," she said.
If you look at it from an outside perspective, you might think, "Huh? You're sending me a message like that when you're so happy?"
But, after all, it's about throwing away one weapon, isn't it?
- Being happy. - Ah, that's right.
"Now, you'll be happy, even if you're in a bad state, even if you get married," she said.
But, you know, being stingy is being stingy, right?
- That's why you have to find a new stinginess. - No, no, no.
- That's not it. - No?
You can't believe someone who says they're stingy, can you?
- You're saying you're stingy, aren't you? - I don't like it.
- Your favorite person's evaluation is different from others',
- is probably what you're saying about being stingy. - Yes, yes.
"However, I'm stingy," she said. "That's no good."
I'll say it quickly, too.
- Well, I'm riding a geren, you know. - No, no, no.
I'm riding a geren, you know.
"While I'm riding it slowly," she said.
"I'm riding it so slowly," she said while riding a geren.
"Hurry up and get me married," she said while riding a geren.
"Let me marry you," she said.
- She didn't like it at all. - She didn't like it at all.
Why do you say it like that?
What kind of declaration is that?
What kind of declaration is that for 2024?
Now, let's continue with "Good News for Kasuga in 2023."
GOOD NEWS FOR KASUGA IN 2023
"WILD" TREADMARK'S SAITAMA SABRIONS, TAKAHASHI KOUDA, IMAI TATSUYA BOTH PLAYERS.
"WILD" TREADMARK''S SAITAMA SABRIONS, TAKAHASHI KOUDA, IMAI TATSUYA BOTH PLAYERS
This cap with long hair was sold out.
It was very popular and interesting.
However, as a baseball player, I couldn't eat until I got sick of it.
I'm sure there are people like that.
I think you are five years older than me.
What about you as a baseball fan? You are not welcome at all, right?
Not at all.
Both players had good results this year.
As long as the results are good.
They played for various teams.
Softbank's Yanagida is also interesting.
He bought me a case.
I'm doing a lot of things.
However, I think there is also a layer that is not supported.
I'm sure it will continue next year.
It's not good, but it's continuing.
On the contrary, I'm told not to quit because I think it's bad.
There is an example of success.
I see.
For fans, there is a free agent now.
If you say that, you will leave.
I also think differently.
I thought I didn't have to say that.
From our point of view, it's like a sponsor.
It's popular with fans, but it's not popular with seniors.
When the sponsor says no and the director says no, it's hard to decide what to do with it.
Whether you do it or not...
If you do it and it's good for you, it's worth it, isn't it?
I'm choosing not to do rakugo, so even when I don't do it...
If you do it, you'll be called "sanyutei" and you'll be called "sanyutei rakudai" and you'll be doing it.
The secret is over here.
When you have to train, you have a temporary name called "Ijun Hikaru" during the training time and you're doing the radio.
If this is the top one, it's a big failure.
The radio has become quite popular, but it's a big failure.
In the end, my mentor, who is much higher up, said, "Why are you doing it on your own?"
What's going on with you?
"Is it embarrassing to be called "sanyutei"?"
It's like you have to give it a new name.
In the end, I gave up rakugo.
If you say you've continued Ijun Hikaru, it's a success, but whether you gave up rakugo or not is a road you haven't taken, so you don't know at all.
That's a decision, isn't it?
It's very difficult.
If you had continued with the previous mohican, it would have sold even better.
I don't know the car above the gerunde.
It's impossible with mohican, because it doesn't have a body.
It's the same hairstyle problem.
I thought it would be difficult to make a mohican with the same hairstyle as now.
Next is the news that Wakabayashi-san brought in 2023.
In December 2023, the sales number ranking of Yoshimoto entertainers was announced, and it became clear that JOYMAN became number one in 112 times a year.
Oh, it was announced like this.
No, I wonder if it's because I was really happy.
JOYMAN is about the same time it started appearing on TV, right?
That's right, we're red carpet entertainers.
In 2008 and 2009, there was news that sales went up and customers went down in 2013 and 2014.
I think one of my seniors said this.
Things from ten years ago are really old, but things from 20 years ago are too old and become new.
There was someone who said that.
If you get over that "old" period of time, JOYMAN is being evaluated again.
For example, even at GOTTAN events, JOYMAN is accepted as soon as it comes out.
So it's not about the skills and tricks in the story, it's about how people live.
I think it would be strong if that happened.
If you look up stories like Casey Takamine's on the internet, you'll see that they're very popular as soon as they come out.
Making a story with that in mind is a little similar and different.
I wonder what I should do when I'm making a story.
I think it would be good to make a story that makes you laugh about how people live.
It's a time when I started thinking about what I wanted to do and what I wanted to be when I was young, and Joyman is a symbol of that.
I'm sorry to say this, but you're still doing it, aren't you?
Well, even if I say it, the style of the story hasn't changed.
You're still doing the same thing, aren't you?
I think you're thinking about a really difficult thing right now, but I think the interesting cycle of 20 years is getting really fast.
It's in its fifth year cycle, and there are still many stories you're still doing, and there are still stories you're still doing that you find interesting.
It's an era where a generation you haven't seen yet is entering, so the era is coming to an end.
In that case, is it better for you to make a new story or not make one?
I haven't made a new story for 12 years in "second".
I made only three stories, but I didn't have enough stories.
Then people's fun comes out.
It's different from the feeling of "show race" so far.
People who say it's fun when the stage comes out look cooler and cooler.
I've seen a lot of old people's videos.
At that moment, I wonder how I can do it.
That's what I think.
I'm not in a position to tell stories directly.
Unfortunately, it's objective.
At that time, "otenki" was talked about.
At that time, there were three groups and now there are two groups.
"koboke-sensei" was talked about a lot on the red carpet.
I've been doing "koboke-sensei" all the time.
When I thought I was tired of it, I made a new story.
It's called "koboke-trip agency".
It's a new story for him.
And he made a "koboke-superhero" in the future.
But it's not a new story.
"Are you still doing "koboke-trip"?"
Then there are many lines of "koboke-trip".
If you're not good at it, you can't say "koboke-trip" with a big "koboke-trip".
I think all of them will crash somewhere at the same time.
If you wait for it, it will be buried, but if you do the opposite of this cycle, you won't catch up with it for the rest of your life.
The clock that is stopped checks the exact time twice a day, but the clock that is ten minutes late or ten minutes early will not catch up with you for the rest of your life.
Wow, will there be a famous line of this year?
There is already one.
There is no more than this in this year.
But it's a story about kimonos, isn't it?
I think it's a story about kimonos.
There are also types of kimonos that you wear or adjust, right?
Yes, there are.
The important thing is that Joy-Man does this and says, "After all, Joy-Man is highly rated", but Joy-Man does Mecha-Joy-Man and forgets that it wasn't good.
- That's right. - It's been a while.
- There are times when you say it. - It's come back, right?
- That's right. - Doing it, doing it, doing it...
I don't know if it's a fun way of saying it, but it's like giving up or not resisting.
- That's right. - It's like going back to basics.
- That's right. - Doing it, doing it, doing it, and not doing it...
- Yes. - If you win, it's a little different. - That's right.
- There may be a taste that comes out of struggling. - That's right.
- I think there is a difference. - You have no choice but to do it.
- That's right. - That's right.
- If you raise each other like this... - Yes.
- Kazuma-kun, you're not interested in comedy? - No, I'm not.
- You're talking about "potent save lions," aren't you? - That's not it.
- It's professional baseball news.
- That's not it. - Because it's not good news.
- It's not comedy good news. - That's right.
- That's fine. - That's fine.
- Now, let's introduce the good news we received from our viewers. - Yes.
- Okay, let's see... - It's like a radio show.
- It's not allowed on TV. - It's not allowed?
- It's not a radio show. - What's going on?
You have to go to Hiroshi Ikushiba's level.
- It's not on TV. - It's like a news program.
- Okay, let's go. - Yes, excuse me.
- She's a 37-year-old woman. - Yes.
Shibata of "Untouchable", Ishida of "Non-Style", Noda of "Magical Lovely", Yamauchi of "Kamai Tachi", and Watanabe of "Nisshi Koi" of "M-1 GRAND PRIX 2023 LOSER REVIVAL BATTLE".
I think she's the best woman for comedians.
I'm excited about the possibility of being a judge of the M-1 GRAND PRIX finals in the future.
- Isn't it? - That's right.
- She's the same age as us. Well, she's Shibata's senior. - That's right.
- There are various tournaments. - That's right.
- Even though it's an M-1 final, even though it's Kana-kun,
- He's been doing it for a while now. - He's a judge.
- He's become "the judge". - We're completely the same age.
- If you say so... Kasuga-kun, can you take a break for a moment?
- I have a request. - Please listen to me.
- I'll do it. I'll do it for sure. I'll do it for sure. - I'll do it. I'll do it for sure.
- I'll do it for sure. I'll do it for sure. - I'll do it for sure.
- What would you do if you were asked to do it?
- Well... I might not be able to do it.
- I've never done it before.
- I still want to do it.
- Even if you're a judge, there are people who allow you to do it.
- Ah, I see. I see. - There are people who don't allow you to do it.
- I think it's a type of story that can't be forgiven by the public.
- Ah, is that so? - Yeah.
- You want me to do it, don't you, young judge?
- I don't think it's the right time for you to judge people like this.
- Why do you say that? - I don't know.
- I don't know why you say that. - Some of the people who came out said, "Isn't it a little evil?"
- When you came out, what did you think?
- The most embarrassing person is the one who gives high scores to the traditionalist type.
- You admire it, don't you? You admire it, don't you?
- You put a juice next to you, but you admire it, don't you?
- You know what I mean, don't you?
- I think it's unforgivable for people like Knight and Hanazai-san.
- I think it's cool, too. - That's right.
- I've never been there, but I think it's cool.
- If you think about it from your position, you'll remember people who didn't vote for you for the rest of your life, won't you?
- Ah, you remember it, don't you? - You must have remembered it.
- Don't you forget the talent who even laughed in the red carpet?
- You remember it, don't you?
Yama-chan didn't judge, but he was the host of the tournament.
That's right. He was the host, and it was unexpected for him to make it that far.
- His reputation has doubled. - He's got a lot of stamina.
- He's easy to watch. - That was a little lame, wasn't it?
- Was there anything lame about it? - Yes, there was.
- There was, wasn't there? - Yes, there was.
He's got no stamina.
"Does he have vision?" "No, he doesn't have vision."
"Does he have vision?" "Is Audrey's manzai okay?"
- That's what you always say. - I think it's a little evil.
- I see. - I've been watching you on various shows.
Is there a type of show you like?
Do you have any habits you like?
No, I really like shows like "Tokyo Zero-san".
I like shows like "I paid for it, it's worth it".
But I don't like shows where a winner of a grand prix like that
is directly connected to being on TV.
I don't like that because I want to watch weird people on TV.
I don't like shows that are theoretically amazing.
Even when I was making variety shows for a while
using only Blu-ray and internet songs,
I chose people who were funny and knew them well, but couldn't put them up.
I said, "I'd like to talk about people of this genre."
But the funniest thing about it was that
everyone on "SM-joe" on "do-em" had changed.
Everyone!
"do-es" is not something you can imagine.
It's not something that a bit aggressive person would do.
"do-em"'s "sm-joe" people,
the dozens of people I interviewed,
none of them were interesting.
And they would make you do MCs and stuff like that.
They would do it as a play.
Saying "it's not possible, it's not possible"
and doing weird and funny things.
But funny people in genres,
the funny people in genres I think of,
people who can make jokes properly,
I think they should do it properly at the end.
That's right.
If you do that,
people who want to watch it on TV more
and people who want to go to a theater will be separated.
So you can't judge the jokes at all.
I've never expected Miyaton to be funny.
But Miyaton is interesting just by existing.
People are interesting because they exist.
Of course, there are people and jokes that are funny.
That's why they come out.
But maybe that's why you can't judge a joke in a Grand Prix.
Ah, I see.
People who want to watch it on TV every day
and people who say "I'm definitely going to go to this theater."
And in contests, you get both.
People who are good at making jokes and people who are strong come out at the same time.
That's right.
But do you do it, Kasuga-san, when it comes to judging?
Of course I do it when it comes to talking.
What's your judging point?
My judging point?
Well, it's about who received it in that place.
Yes, yes, yes.
Who received it in that place.
Yes.
Of course, such a messy person won't get an offer.
As much as possible, they won't get an offer.
You're the one who's stupid.
I won't forgive you and your stupidness.
Why are you stupid?
I'm not stupid.
Now, let me introduce you to our guests.
This is the person who received the most offers in 2023.
Please come in!
Excuse me!
Oh, you're here!
The disbanded man!
The disbanded man is here!
The disbanded man is up!
Yes, this is Zoffy's ex-partner, Muda-kun.
Please!
Let me introduce him to you.
In 2014, his ex-partner formed Zoffy with Saito-kun.
He played an active role in advancing to the finals of "King of Conte" twice.
On November 6, 2023, Saito-kun disbanded his agency.
From now on, Muda-kun will work as an entertainer and writer.
Wait, we only have two and a half minutes left!
Two and a half minutes!
I'm sorry!
Isn't it too short?
I was thinking of saying something, but I thought you'd do a good job, but you only have two and a half minutes left!
I'm excited!
No, it's not like that!
I'm sorry, it's a radio show!
It's a radio show!
But you just disbanded and you're not used to it yet, are you?
I'm a little nervous.
I see.
But after you disbanded, you've had more jobs.
You've been called in various situations.
I think you're being stubborn!
Saito might be watching, too!
I'm not in trouble!
I'm separated from you!
But you'll be found out!
But you went to America, right?
I went to America!
You went to Los Angeles!
What was that?
I thought I'd like to watch a lot of comedy in America.
I thought I'd study and go!
And you announced your marriage!
That's right!
It's really exciting!
What do you mean?
Disbanded!
Fled!
Retired!
Which one should I play with?
There's a lot of happy growth.
It was a short period of about a month.
Yes, in about a month.
It was a lot.
But there was a lot of reaction from fans.
That's right.
Everyone said a lot of things they thought.
I was alone.
I finally grasped the pace of life.
That's right.
Basically, I was only performing live.
I was performing at about seven o'clock at night.
I was wondering if I could eat at this time.
If this story is disbanded, it will be lonely.
But it was so beautiful.
It was a very difficult theme.
It was a super theme.
I can't do self-introduction for a while.
Don't laugh like that.
What is this hit song?
The more we play, the more we are kind at home.
After all, fate is not pitiful.
That's right.
However, I don't know if I can do it in Japan.
I don't know if I can do it in Japan.
I'm thinking about doing it in Japan and abroad.
That's right.
I want to go to the United States and other places.
When I went to the United States, I sent a lot of direct messages to comedians who were doing it over there on social media.
There were a lot of people.
I met some people.
It's over.
Thank you for today.
It's time for Audrey's special farewell.
Congratulations. Thank you.
Thank you.
You can go home now. I'm going on an expedition.
Thank you.
Please come back again.
Thank you.
You two, it's over now. How was it?
Actually, I think our manager will be mad at us later.
Our manager is looking forward to Audrey's Tokyo Dome event.
Thank you.
He's a big fan of Audrey's all-night show.
Yes, he is.
But it's over now.
It's over.
It's true.
But it's over now.
It's over now.
Yes, it is.
I want Audrey's Tokyo Dome event to be like this next time.
Yes, it's true.
It was a lot of fun.
I'd like Audrey's Tokyo Dome event to be like this next time.
If our manager doesn't get mad, Audrey's Tokyo Dome event will be like this.
Yes, that's right.
Audrey, thank you for coming again this year.
Thank you.
Goodbye.
Thank you very much.