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Kamikai Best 3 that changed this year will be delivered in order
Nice to meet you, I'm Ado
Nice to meet you, too
World-famous singer, Adoya
Excuse me, two ramen
Me, too
You come a lot
Yes, dancing everywhere
Sandwich Man
Last year's New Year's special
"Please watch "FEVER" too"
Dancing everywhere
Today, the duo you've always wanted to meet will come
There aren't many duos that don't cooperate like this
It's probably the first time
Bordry and Sandwich Man
First serious talk
If we couldn't meet on TV, let's meet up online
I'll go take a shower and dive...
From the down-and-out episode before winning the M-1 championship...
- Were you still alive and well? - Yes, I was.
Even if you're going through something tough, if you stay at home, you'll get through it.
No, no, I'll stay at home forever. "If you stay at home, you'll get through it."
From living together for 10 years...
...to the strange "good friends" episode...
- Yes, dancing all over the place! - No, no, no...
- It's not like that. - No, it's not like that.
An hour of excitement and excitement!
If you stay at home, you'll get through it.
An hour of excitement and excitement! Dancing all over the place!
It's starting again tonight!
- Well, Wakabayashi-san... - Yes?
- It's going to be fun. - I'm looking forward to it!
It's really going to be a first for you and Saseki-kun to dance so hard.
There's so much I want to ask you...
Where should I start asking you?
- "Too!" - No, no...
- You're starting with "too"! - I can't see it, Wakabayashi-san!
- You can't see it? - "Too"!
- You're starting with "too"! - I can't see it, Wakabayashi-san!
- "Too"! - I can't see it, Wakabayashi-san!
- "Toons"! - No, "tons"!
- "Tons" is what you're starting with! - No, no...
- Can we do something else? - We've been coming all this time!
- We've been dancing in Tokyo Dome...
- Yes.
- And we got flowers and now we're getting off work! - You want me to pick them up?
- No, no... - What's this?
- "Kohai no Gunz" doesn't come up!
- Isn't it "nf" or "japan"? - No, it's "japan".
- No, it's "little too" or "little too soon" and it's embarrassing to explain!
- "Little "tons""! - "Tons" is what you're starting with!
- Don't say it like an old man!
- "Tons"! - "Tons"!
- "Tons" is what you're starting with!
- And the winner is...
- The Sandwich Band! Congratulations! - Thank you!
- Thank you!
- Finally! - Finally!
- I'm happy you came! - I'm happy you came!
- It's fun... - It's fun...
- Was it a dream for you to come here?
- It's a dream for me to come here too!
- I don't usually invite you to dance.
- It's not like we don't invite you. - It's been a while since we danced together like this, hasn't it?
- Yeah, it's been a while. - Yeah.
- It's true that there aren't many programs where seniors invite us. - No, seniors don't change that much.
- How many years have you been dancing? - It's been 24 years.
- It's been 26 years. - Oh, really?
- It's been almost the same. - It's almost the same.
- No, it's not the same. - You don't treat me like a senior.
- It's true. I didn't think it would be different for only two years. - That's right.
- M-1 is also a 2007 champion, isn't it? - It was 2007 and 2008.
- That's right. - That's right.
- We were there in 2007. - Yeah.
- We were watching you three go. - We were watching you.
- We were in the studio when Audrey came out. - That's right.
- I remember you two watching me when I was doing the story.
- Were you watching from that seat over there? - No, no, no.
- Audrey was the first world champion and the first runner-up. - Yes, yes.
- Audrey came up from the runner-up position and was receiving a lot of support. - Yes.
- I thought, "Oh, I'm going to be repainted." - Immediately.
- "Go for it, North Time." - I was cheering for you.
- That's right.
- I was cheering for you. - I was receiving a lot of support.
- It was amazing, wasn't it? - That's right.
- We were together with a salesperson before that. - Yes, yes.
- We talked about going there. - I remember that.
- I remember that, too.
- Just before 2008's "Neverland"... - Just before 2008's "Neverland"...
- We were watching it with our sleeves and thought, "Wow, that's a really interesting dance." - That's right.
- In the ending, Date-san said to the audience, "We're going to win the M-1." - That's right.
- In 2008. - And we fell in pure blood and it was during that commercial break.
- Oh, I see. - So we said, "We're falling," and they said, "No, we're going to win," and left.
- So it doesn't make much of a difference for us two to have made it out into the world. - That's true.
- Date-san's current state... - His current state...
- It's almost like he's taking over the world. - No, no, no, no, that's not true at all.
- You say that a lot, don't you? - No, no, I don't say it a lot.
- You're just saying it now. - He's taking over the world. - He's taking over the world.
- He's taking over the world, Audrey.
- In addition to the current ten regular shows, all of the stand-up shows that are held every year are instant.
In addition, Mr. Sandwichman, who is extremely popular for winning first place 11 times in a row in the talent popularity ranking,
it seems that Mr. Wakabayashi had some questions about his appearance.
- Didn't you have any ambition like, "I'm definitely going to be golden on TV and be an MC"?
- I didn't have any in the first place.
- Didn't you have any in the first place? - Because I can't be a moderator.
- But isn't the current situation strange for you guys too? - It's strange.
- It's strange now.
- So I did want to be on TV and be on the world, but I don't watch TV thinking, "Wow, I want to be a moderator."
- So I didn't watch being a moderator that much. - I know, I know.
- But now, I'm like, "Please be a moderator." "Moderator?" "I've never been an MC or anything like that."
- I think that's what's happening now. - That's right.
- He was looking up to you. - No, I'm not looking up to you like that.
- But you're good at being a moderator. - Good at what?
- You're good at being an MC. - I'm getting compliments like this.
- I'm not really getting compliments like that. - I think you're amazing.
- But we can't have a lot of people in two groups. - We can't.
- So we asked for an announcer. - I see.
- Like Summer's. - Summer's style.
- You can't do Summer's style? - You can only do Summer's style.
- You can't. - That's not true.
- You just can't do it. - You can do it.
- So we asked for an announcer and they said they could do it.
- So you didn't think you could do it with Mana-chan? - Not at all.
- See? Mana-chan did it for me. - That's right.
- You're a big help. - You're a big help.
I'm not a big help!
So you weren't really popular back then, right?
- I guess you could say I was more of a character. - I guess you could say you were more of a character.
- I came out as Enta no Kami-sama. - I see.
- Back then, I had blonde hair and sunglasses. - I see.
- They didn't even let me participate in a cheerleading battle. - I see.
- That's amazing.
- NHK said they couldn't do it.
- They said you didn't look good. - They said you didn't look good.
- They said my song and their song didn't match. - I see.
- From your perspective now, I can't imagine you not coming out until 2007. - I see.
- I mean, you're pretty good at telling stories. - I see.
- I was like, "What?" - I know, right?
This guy is embarrassing.
- I mean, I'm a storyteller. - Right, and you were also a judge.
- But there were a lot of men's jokes. - I see.
- But like... - So you were like that from the very beginning?
- Right, right. - I see.
- I couldn't bring stories to girls. - I see.
- I also talked about manhood. - I see.
- And I also talked about V-cinema. - V-cinema.
- V-cinema. I love it. - V-cinema.
- I make it more pop-like. - Right.
- But this one is more manly. - You're a genius.
- But that's all there is to it. - Right.
- The data is all about men. - Right, right.
- Was that a boy's school? - It was.
- It was totally a boy's school. - And it was a rugby club.
- It was a rugby club. - And it was all about gori gori.
- You can't think of it like that. - It was an English school.
- It was a boy's school.
- I don't know if they had martial arts.
- So the audience of comedy shows is usually girls. - I see.
- So you don't know what they're going to think of you. - Right.
- It was a boy's school. - Right.
- But you weren't that cute back then. - No, I wasn't.
- Not at "Nice Midori." - No, I wasn't.
- You're cute now. - I'm cute now?
- You're cute now. - You're cute.
- They say you're cute too, Date-san. - Right.
- I'm cute too. - You're cute.
- You're originally cute. - You're cute!
- That's why I don't want people to look down on me. - Right.
- I see. - That's why I'm like this.
- I see. - I see.
- It's been about ten years since you won the M-1, right? - Nine years.
- It's been nine years since you won.
- How have you been doing for those nine years? - I'm a loser.
- But you still get criticized for that, right? - The only reason I didn't quit was because I got criticized for it at a concert.
- I see. - I see.
- I went back to Sendai as soon as I got criticized for it at a concert. - I see, you got criticized for it.
- I was approaching my 30s at the time. - I see.
- And I hadn't been able to make a joke on TV yet. - I see.
- So I decided to break up if I couldn't make a joke on TV at the age of 30. - I see.
- So I fell in love with "God of Entertainment" at the age of 30. - I see.
- You barely made it. - You didn't quit.
- Did you start making jokes when you were a star? - I decided to make jokes with "God of Entertainment".
- Until then... - Until then...
- I thought, "Is Tomizawa going to make a joke about this?" or "Is it better for me to make a joke about this?" - I see.
- I liked that style. - I see.
- I made a lot of jokes about it. - But "God of Entertainment" is a pizza restaurant that everyone knows about, right?
- Yes, we know about it. - Of course, everyone knows about it.
- Because you know about it. - It's a legendary pizza delivery.
- You like shrimps, don't you? - Yes.
- Mixed shrimps. Make sure it has shrimps in it. - Oh, I'm sorry.
- It has shrimps in it as a topping for the mix. - It's not shrimps.
- It's not shrimps, it's not shrimps. - It's not shrimps, it's not shrimps.
- "God of Entertainment" ended up winning "God of Entertainment". - Oh, I see.
- I made a joke about it and Tomizawa made a joke about it. - I see.
- They said it's easier for me to watch it. - Oh, I see.
- The three of you. - The three of you.
- So, for example, if we go to a location, I make a joke about it 90% of the time. - That's true.
- That's right.
- Yes, you make a lot of jokes about it. - You make a lot of jokes about it, don't you?
- You know, you go by bus or... - You go by bus and sometimes you come here, right?
I make a lot of jokes about it, right? I make a lot of jokes about it.
- I make a lot of jokes because I'm stressed out, and I want to go crazy. - He makes a lot of jokes about it, doesn't he?
- You don't make jokes about it until you're a high school student. - That's right, that's right.
- That's the feeling. - That's the feeling.
- That's the way it is. - That's the way it is.
- It's not related to you. - No, no, no.
- We've been talking about this and that since high school. - Yes, yes.
That's right.
- That's from high school, right? - From high school, from high school.
- I know it, but... - I was like, "Oh, he said something like that, so I thought I'd put it in."
- Oh, but it's such a well-established word. - That's right, that's right, that's right.
- That's why it comes out naturally. - But the good thing about it is that it hasn't changed since high school, right?
- Because we've been living together for 10 years. - That's amazing!
- No, but it's amazing! - Yeah.
- We moved in together, we moved in together. - That's right, so...
- The room is still separated. - We moved in together.
- It's not a wide room. - No, it's not. It's a 1D room.
- It's been 10 years there. - Yes.
- I thought it was a river. - Who else is in the middle?
- I put a radio in it.
- It's a large book, isn't it? A large book. - It's difficult.
- A large book! - Did you bring a large book?
- I brought it. - It's weird, isn't it?
- I put it in the middle. - What were you doing with it?
- I didn't want anything to happen to it. - No, you didn't.
- There's no mistake about it. - No, you didn't.
- Were you two the best friends in the rugby club when you were in high school? - Yeah.
- My parents' house is close, too. - Oh, your parents' house is close.
- My neighbor was in junior high school. - My neighbor was in junior high school.
- We used to go home together. - Yeah, we went back and forth in the same direction.
- We used to go home by bicycle or by train. - When you were in high school?
- Yeah, when I was in high school. - Oh, you two went home together.
- We went home together. - As a sandwich man.
- You went home as a sandwich man. - Yeah.
- In that position, you know. - Yeah.
- So, you two still talk to each other like you do now, don't you? - We don't change.
- When it rains, we go to school by subway. - Yeah.
- The subway station is next door, you know. - Yeah.
- At first, I got on the subway. - Yeah.
- It was a home phone call at the time. - Yeah.
- I called him in the morning and said, "Okay, I'll get on the second car from the back." - In the morning?
- That morning? - Yeah.
- There was no cell phone at the time. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- So I said, "Okay," and the subway arrived at Tomizawa station, right? - Yeah.
- Tomizawa station. - Yeah.
- "Why isn't he getting on?" I said, "I'm getting off for some reason." - Yeah.
- "No, you're getting off." - "No, you're not getting on, so I'm getting off."
- "No, you're not getting off, so I'm getting off." - "No, you're not getting on, so I'm getting off."
- "Then you should get on!" I said, "No matter what!" - "You can get on that train, but you shouldn't be getting off!"
- "No matter what!" - "If he's not getting on, I'm getting off for some reason!" - Yeah.
- Then you'll be late! - "What are you doing?" - "Why aren't you getting on?" - "Why aren't you getting on?" - "Why aren't you getting on?" - "Is it like 'too crowded'?" - "Maybe it will be even more crowded next time." - "Is that the result of this story?" - "Why aren't you getting on?" - "Because you have the option of going on your own." - "Yeah, if you don't get on…" - "Then this guy will panic." - "Huh?" - "Even though you promised Date that you wouldn't do it." - "At the time there was nothing around, not even your phone." - "But if you went to school you'd meet up with him." - "You'd meet up with him at school." - "Eventually."
What are you doing?
What is this?
I don't know, but because of that, I'm late 126 times a year.
You can't improve it the next time you come.
Rugby is also divided into forwards and backs.
It was a forward.
It was the first row of scrums.
Was it the first row of scrums for both of you?
No. 1, No. 1, and in the middle, No. 2, and No. 3.
This is a scrum.
It's a prop.
Then this back number is No. 3.
It's a coincidence.
Why do you say it's No. 3?
I don't want to explain it.
Why?
I'm curious, so I say it's No. 3.
That's impossible.
It's something you can't say on TV.
The position was like this, so if it wasn't for this position, it would be unpleasant.
That's why it's a manzai.
I see.
It's a scrum.
That's why the hooker is now in the center.
It's unpleasant to be in the center.
It's unpleasant.
Was Tomizawa in the first place?
He started laughing in Sendai before.
Was he originally from Sendai Yoshimoto?
What?
Sendai Yoshimoto?
He was there at the time.
That's why Yoshimoto started laughing.
There was an audition.
I invited him because I wanted to try it.
He was working for a company and was working for his parents.
You don't have to say it.
I joined at my parents' age.
That's right.
I couldn't quit for five years.
I was working part-time as a salaryman.
That's why I was working on a middle school class set.
I went to see it in the theater.
I was accepted.
At that time, Shinasho, Ronbu, and Kotoriko...
The members of the nineties came first.
As a first generation entertainer, a combination of Tomizawa came out.
Did you invite Date-san from the beginning because it was interesting when you were in high school?
It was interesting.
It was interesting for me.
I don't say it very often, but...
There aren't many people who can say it properly.
That's why I said it sharply at the end.
You've been doing bokeh for decades, haven't you?
You want to do both.
I want to do both.
Tomizawa-san was interesting from the beginning.
That's right.
It's noisy.
It's usually embarrassing.
There are people who are interesting from high school and people who are interesting from the beginning.
I haven't been good for about ten years.
Then don't be bad for ten years.
It should be interesting to go there right away.
So you came to Tokyo.
And you joined the agency, didn't you?
I joined the agency.
At first, it was Horipro.
So you had a response at Horipro's story shop all of a sudden, didn't you?
There was.
I auditioned for about 200 groups.
And only three groups passed.
And I joined it.
That's amazing.
It's already sold out.
There was also Nagano-kun there.
He was already called "genius Nagano".
"Genius Nagano-san".
So you joined the agency now from Horipro, didn't you?
No.
What?
I'll say it directly.
But at Horipro's first debut, you decided to quit, didn't you?
When you showed me the script, I thought it didn't fit.
That happens.
It does.
I don't know how much I can say.
It's hard to say, but it happened.
You said something difficult in the script.
I haven't been told "do it like this or like that" before.
When I was playing baseball and playing catcher, I was told to make a catcher's story.
And I'm the one who made it, so I've never been a catcher.
How did you make it?
I was told something too difficult.
So I broke my shoulder and made something weird.
That's good advice.
You can't help it.
That's right.
That's why it's funny.
You can't go out to concerts.
Didn't you feel like you were about to break?
Were you okay?
I was wondering if I should do it.
Do you live together?
We live together.
Even if we have a hard time, we have Tomizawa at home.
No, we're always together.
We don't have Tomizawa when we go home.
We don't go out together.
We go out of the house, go to concerts, and come back together.
We give out tickets together and come back together.
You've been scolded.
That's right.
The current office started with the manager and Sand.
That's right.
At first, we all gave out money and started a grape company.
At that time, we were the only ones who had a job.
But Nagano hasn't broken yet.
I was nervous.
You were nervous.
Did you feel it?
Yes, I did.
Sandwich Man is a grape company that has many sales now.
It is said that there is a secret to creating a star.
What kind of story was it when you started up?
But back in the day, if you didn't become a potter or a blacksmith, you couldn't sell anything.
But I guess there was some work at the time when you started up.
- Well, M is for "afterwards". - Oh, M is for "afterwards".
- So that's how it went. - Yes, yes, yes.
Don't you have a few people watching you?
We have a few managers, but we can do a lot of things.
- That's so cool! I mean, it's amazing to be in the Graeme Company, right? - Yes, it is.
- It's been like this since "Zenryuu". - What's so amazing about it?
- Do you watch it three times? Like, "What do you think of this person?" - Oh, we don't usually watch it.
- You don't, huh? - No.
- So, when we started up, it was me and Tomizawa, and Hayashi and Iwahashi, who are girls. - Yes.
- And now I'm with the president. - With the president.
- And we started up. - Yes.
- They're all excellent. - Wow...
Hayashi and Iwahashi...
- Who breaks down every year? - I know, right?
Oh, I don't think Shiraki will sell well one day.
I told him thousands of times to quit.
I told him to go home. We're two years younger than him.
- That's right. - Yes.
- So, we've established ourselves as an agency. - I see.
- So, you became the champion of M-1. - Yes.
- And after that, it's more like... - Yes.
- You work without sleeping, right? - Yes, yes, yes.
Did you enjoy being on various TV shows at that time?
I didn't enjoy it.
- That's usually the case, isn't it? - Yes.
- You don't want to be on TV as much as you want to die. - No.
- You don't, do you? - Yes, yes, yes.
- It's like you put in four or five shows every day for a year, right? - Yes.
- And I didn't think my manager would call me that much. - Yes.
- I had left it for a while. It was booming all the time, but I pretended not to know it. - I'm sure you did.
- It's buried and you can't do anything about it. - It's hard to refuse. - That must be tough.
- I haven't played for six months since I won the championship and the next day. - Six months? - I don't have to play anymore.
- That's right. You have a little more time to relax. - That's right. - Did you still live together at the time? - We lived together. - Was it before you got married? - Before I got married at all.
- We did five, six, seven, eight of those days, did interviews, took pictures, and went home together. - That's right. We went home together.
- We went out together and slept side by side like this. - At least don't sleep side by side. - We've been like that for a long time.
- When you're busy and you have a game show for half a year, don't you get sick of it? - I've been sick of it for a long time.
- You must have been sick of it. - You must have been sick of it. - You must have been sick of it. - Tomina-san was sick of it, too. - I went into the bath and dived in.
- It's scary. - It's a dangerous situation. - It's not good, is it? - It's not good, is it?
- We don't have seniors, so we can't talk about how to behave or what to do. - We can't consult.
- That's why I get advice from Mr. Ueda of Crim and Mr. Ota of Bakusho on TV shows. - I see.
- I still get advice from Mr. Ueda of Crim and Mr. Ota of Bakusho on TV shows. - I see. - What kind of advice did you get?
- Mr. Ueda doesn't have to try to make anything funny in quiz programs. - I see.
- He doesn't have to try to leave any comments. He can say normal things.
Also, the host will handle it for you, so you don't have to worry about it.
Sometimes I don't have to worry about it, but I don't have to make it all up and give it back.
"Oh, really?" I was like, "Oh, I see."
Mr. Ohta said, "Now you guys won and you're the champion, so you're just being danced around."
But now you just have to dance as much as you're being danced around.
Then later on, the staff at the TV station will know how to use the sandwich man.
It's okay, you guys. You can put it up and do it more and more.
They'll put it together for you.
Mr. Ohta didn't answer that seriously.
- He answered very seriously. - It's weird even if you hear it once or twice.
If you don't have those two, you're crushed.
I was a little more stuck because my seniors weren't there.
- Oh, I see. - Oh, you're a senior.
I heard you were busy when you were a senior.
I have something to talk about with you.
Mr. Shitara said, "It's a show that's coming out. It's a show that's coming out."
At first, he made me do the story.
- We did it together. - We did.
- I changed the story every time. - Oh, wow.
It was hard.
When it was terrible, we stood up and did a manzai in the parking lot of the location.
- I don't know what you're talking about. - It's amazing.
- It's harsh. - Mr. Shitara said, "Let's do all the same stories."
Don't change all of them.
Even if the second week of the show or the same staff did it and received it on the spot,
we'd cut it and say "this is the second time we're doing it," and the staff would cover it up,
and it would get easier and easier.
So instead of seriously changing the show, we said it'd be better if we did it all the same.
And it got a lot easier.
We'd write the same show every morning, so we had to change it up.
Wow, that's tough.
So we made it all about catching colds, and it really got easier and easier.
But on the other hand, when we were asked to do a show with Banana-san, Shitara-san wouldn't do it every time.
He'd say "I saw that, so let's change it up."
Shitara-san would have the opposite effect.
Shitara-san, I envy you.
Even when other shows were done pretending like they were doing a show, he'd say "do it."
On TV...
He'd say "do it" a lot.
Even when we were about five years old, he'd say "then I'll do a show for one minute."
So we did it.
Shitara-san, this is...
Shitara-san, even recently you've been making fun of us.
Even now!
With Banana-san, right?
But we'd say "Banana-san, you do it," and he'd say "yes, yes, do it."
That's tough.
"Banana-san, you do it too," and he'd say "short story, short story."
That's amazing.
Is there a short story in Audrey?
Was there only one?
I want to see it.
Short story...
What is it?
With this flow.
I want to see it.
Ask Us Audrey.
Self-introduction gatera.
There are people who don't know whose show it is and are watching it.
"Ask Us Audrey," "Mio Audrey," "Pitt & Skye," "who are they?"
There are people who think like that.
Short story...
Are you a comedian?
Don't say things that sound like a comedian.
Do you remember that?
That eye exam thing.
What kind of...
Did I give it out?
Have you forgotten it already?
Can we do it together?
What kind of title is it?
Isn't it "Eyesight Detective"?
But you haven't done it yet, have you?
You haven't done it, have you?
I'm curious about it, Audrey.
You hardly do it on TV anymore, Audrey.
I'm doing it now.
The title is "Eyesight Detective"?
Isn't it "Eyesight Detective"?
I'm happy.
I'm Audrey.
Short story. Eyesight test.
Right.
Left.
Below.
Oh, I don't know.
What are you doing?
When did you put this on?
I used to do it at a bar.
About 20 years ago.
At a bar.
Do you have a bar?
We have a lot.
Why do you want to do it?
I can finally sleep.
Short story. Ramen.
Tomiko, you must be hungry.
What do you want to eat?
I'm fine with Mikio.
You're fine with him?
This restaurant is good at ramen.
Ramen is good?
Excuse me, two ramen.
I'll get four.
Eyesight Detective!
No way!
Second one.
What is this?
Second one.
This is fun.
I'll get four.
Eyesight Detective!
Nice.
Sometimes I can't think of anything.
In that case, I'll give you a word I want to say.
What do you think of air drink and sandwiches?
I don't think there are many companies that don't cooperate with each other so much.
Companies that don't cooperate with each other.
TV, radio, commercials.
Even though they live a busy life, they always have their own live tour every year.
The way of making content is unique and only two people can do it.
How do you make content?
Do you have another family now?
Yes, of course.
Do you live alone?
Well, it hasn't changed since I was young.
Basically, I go out with a writer and bring my house home and go to bed in the middle of the night.
Wow!
Do you live in your house?
Yes, I live in my house.
In your house?
Yes.
Oh, I see.
When we live together, I want to think about it with concentration.
But he starts looking at me like a VCramer.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
That's why he starts talking about me.
He starts talking about me.
Look at me.
Tomizawa-san, you do it every day all over the country.
There are eight or nine new stories.
Do you ever feel like you can't come up with something today?
No, I do it all the time.
Wow!
You do it all the time.
I do it for hours.
Wow!
Tomizawa-san does it!
I do it.
Wow!
I say my talent is gone.
Maybe it's gone.
Oh, you still feel like you can't come up with something?
Do you ever say you can't come up with something?
In those cases, I say the words I want to say.
Wow!
You say the words you want to say?
For example...
Hey, you're a male-dominated species, Chikurin Kenzumo, aren't you?
Hahaha!
I mean, that's why you approach me like that.
That's why you approach me like you're a male-dominated species.
I wanted to say that.
I didn't mean it like that.
You can't make a joke about that approach.
Hahaha!
Isn't that more difficult?
It's difficult, isn't it?
I've heard that before.
It's very detailed, but...
You know, there are things that make you excited, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's a part of manzai, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
There are a lot of things that make you excited in the world, but the thing that makes you excited the most is when insurance companies come to your house.
There's no doubt about it.
How did you come up with that? It's so detailed.
I want to get into manzai as soon as possible, so I think it's a waste of time.
For example, I go to a hamburger shop and the clerk says, "I'll be the clerk, so you can be the customer."
It's a waste of a few lines like that.
Yes, yes, yes.
If you go to a hamburger shop, you'll be excited, right?
There's no doubt about it.
I see.
Yes, it's a waste of time.
It's not fun.
That's what he came up with.
You were excited at first.
What's this? It's awesome!
It's funny.
Why am I excited?
That's right.
Why is it awesome?
It comes up right away.
There are times when you stick to one word.
That's the story of the pizza shop.
Melon bread, freshly baked melon bread. Can you sell it all?
It's a waste of time.
What kind of bread would you like?
You've been thinking about it in the bath.
I've been thinking about it.
Melon bread is a great word, isn't it?
When this crazy guy was in a hurry and was interviewed by the streetlight, he said, "I want to go quickly."
Where do you want to go?
I'm going to buy freshly baked melon bread.
It's not just that interesting.
It's interesting.
Is cream bread interesting?
Is crab bread good?
Wouldn't it be interesting to go buy freshly baked melon bread?
When I decided that, I said, "This is it."
Melon bread.
Freshly baked melon bread.
All of it.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Mr. Tomizawa is the funniest.
If there's a championship that you don't know what you're talking about...
He really looks like he doesn't know what you're talking about.
And you're saying things you absolutely know, aren't you?
It's like you don't know what you're talking about.
Why do you say things you don't know?
That kind of word is amazing.
"Frigate" and "Ochigate" and stuff like that.
It's amazing, but...
Just one word, right?
Just one word.
I'd like someone to use it someday.
Oh, you don't have one?
On the contrary, I didn't do it because I wanted people to laugh at me.
I thought, "Someone's laughing at me. What's going on?"
When I say, "I want to do manzai cheerfully and cheerfully today,"
people laugh and say, "You were serious when you were young."
"I'll do my best today," you know what I'm saying?
When I say something that doesn't seem like it's going to happen...
I see.
It still happens.
When I'm asked to do a quiz or try a game,
and I'm asked to say the first word,
I say, "I'll do my best," and people laugh at me.
Basically, you're not cheerful and cheerful, right?
That's right.
I didn't know at first, but...
What about "tooth"?
"Tooth"?
"Tooth" is...
Um...
That's "amefuto no kakegorei."
Oh, that's where it was originally.
Oh, that's right.
So, like, the year after we left M-1,
"tooth" was banned from our club.
Before the game, we were like, "Why is he looking down on us?"
It's something that happens, but it's been banned for years.
That's right.
That's what I'm saying.
Um...
What does Audrey think of "sandwich man"?
All of a sudden...
All of a sudden, she's like, "Why did you do it so far?"
She's editing it now.
She's editing it.
"Tooth" is editing it.
"Tooth" doesn't use it anymore.
Why do you use it?
Please use it.
Just a little bit.
You want to know exactly, don't you?
What do you think of it?
I don't think there are many combos that don't cooperate this much.
What do you think of "manzai"?
How can I say...
I think it's really interesting.
I'm happy about it.
But I have a feeling that "manzai" is really good when you watch it in a convenience store or at a fast food restaurant.
You mean the visual settings?
It's okay if you don't have any settings like you've never had before.
We're doing it with a lot of characters in it.
I thought about it the day before yesterday, "Will we ever get used to it? I don't think we will."
For example, it's said that "sandsha" has a high sensitivity.
It's like "sensitivity is high, isn't it?"
But I know when it's not like that at all.
It's the opposite of "sensitivity".
I don't think you two are aiming for it.
I don't think we're aiming for it at all.
I don't think there's anything else like it.
I still wonder what it is.
I wonder if it's being played with.
What about you, Kakasho?
I think it's interesting, too.
No, no.
You didn't think of anything, did you?
I thought of it the other day.
My family was out in the car.
It was late in the evening.
I got a story about an airplane from a store.
I was driving, and I heard a voice.
My wife was riding in the car.
"Could you stop the car for a second?" I said.
I want to see it properly.
That's amazing.
I'm happy.
The exact same thing happened at the same time.
I was with my wife on a Sunday evening.
My wife turned her back on the TV and talked to me.
We were talking about kindergarten when we were kids, and I said, "Sando-san," and my ears went over there and it was like this.
My wife turned around and said, "I want to see it properly," and moved to the sofa.
I'm so happy and grateful for that.
But you yourself, Sando-san, think we're interesting, don't you?
Of course, I make new stories for my own live show and for the end of the year TV show,
but I can't make a story as long as I did in the past.
It takes time.
So I'm afraid of that.
I wonder if it's as interesting as it was in the past.
Also, it's 50 years old to talk at that speed as it was in the past.
It's natural to talk like you're 50 years old.
When I was doing a short concert earlier, I thought it was a little late.
I was in shock.
How you said it.
"Right, up, down," I don't know, "is good," right?
Oh, that's right.
Dara-dara.
"Right," I thought, "Wow."
I didn't say it, but...
It happens.
It happens, doesn't it?
I see.
So, Tomizawa-san, when you're judging an M-1 show,
you like everything from a proper type to a very basic type, right?
I like it.
I see.
If you receive something like that, a solid type and a type you've never seen before,
how do you judge it?
What?!
Do you change the criteria you look at?
But in the end...
The most important thing is preference.
- Ah, that's what being a judge is about. - It's about which one you laughed at the most.
- That's right, you're chosen for that. - Well, that's what people are like.
- So you're a judge in real-time every time? - Of course.
- You're also a committee judge, right? - Yes.
So before I give you a score, I email you and say, "What score did I get?"
- In real-time? - Yes, in real-time.
But you don't get a phone call from the TV station, so you watch it later.
- So you send it first. - You work part-time.
- But it's similar. - I'm sure it's similar.
- But in the end... - In the end, Tomizawa is...
- Yaren. - Yaren.
- And I'm Reiwa Romano. - That's pretty much the same, right?
- Well, it wasn't the worst. - You can't say it.
- That was a weird second question. - Weird?
- Don't say it so easily. - No one says it like that now.
- You don't say it like that. - It's a topic from a long time ago.
- Are you happy that the first screening is similar? - I'm happy about it.
- Similar to Tomizawa-san? - It definitely won't come to me as a judge.
- If I dance, I'll look younger. It definitely won't come to me.
- No, that's... - No, it won't come to me.
- It won't come to someone like me. - Kasu.
- I don't want to see his score like this.
- What's his score like?
- Kasukazu dance. - If a judge comes, will you do it?
- Well, I... I thought I might not be able to do it. - You can't do it.
- But I think young people want to be thought of as interesting and young. - Well, I don't think so now.
- No, I don't think so. I'm curious. - What about you, Kasuga?
- I don't have one.
- No, no, no.
- I can't say it. - No.
- Clearly. - I'm doing "Onigawara" now.
I want to be caught by him.
- What is "koukou undan" like? - What is "onigawara" like?
- "koukou" is like... - It's completely different.
- It's like an old man in that area. - "Tous" is like...
- "Do this, do this, do this, do this, do this." - Like an old man who came in during shooting.
- It's the same. - It's the same.
- I'm happy to hear that. - I've never talked about it.
- It was fun. - It was fun.
- It's nice. - Yes.
- There's no wall in the beginning, but it feels like there's no thin wall anymore.
- It's like you're going to do it. - It's like you're going to do it.
- I'd like you to come again. - Yes.
- Next time, it might be a little tight with a short cut. - That's right.