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AKB48
Like you've never seen before!
Here in world famous Akihabara,
These angels have come down to perform for you!
Are you ready?
Are...
A...J...B...40L!
A.K.A. Bingo Neo
Tonight's revival!
A.K.A. Bingo Neo!
One and a half years since the end of the show,
A.K.A. Bingo Neo is back overnight!
From the members' new special skills...
To their endless quarrels,
We'll tell you all about it!
What's really scary is...
You know, I can open it on my own, right?
I start doing all the screenshots...
This is...
This has more meaning than BS!
Shocking episodes!
And...
Even crazy characters!
One after another!
And!
That reckless Dojimoro is back again tonight!
For a year and a half,
He's been reacting to "Namatta Kanada"
With his new work "Kageki Muchamuri"!
Stop it!
No, no, no, no!
Netsuko! Tell them, Netsuko!
60 minutes of super high quality!
Watch how serious AKB is now!
It's been a while!
How long has it been?
A year and a half?
A year and a half!
So even in a year and a half...
The number of people has increased this much, right?
Even in a year and a half...
The number of people has increased this much, right?
This time, the game app "akb48"
Has a one-man-event!
12 people have won this event with their fans!
Are there any members of Bingo who have appeared for the first time today?
Yes!
Hashimoto-san and Otake-san!
Yes!
How long has it been since you joined akb48?
It's been four years for me!
It's been four years for you!
Four years is a long time and a short time!
I'm the youngest!
It's been seven years for me!
Oh, so you're a little older!
I'm the same age as the people who were here earlier!
I'm a team mate!
You're a team mate!
Yes!
Oh, I see!
Hashimoto-san has been playing games for the last two days of the event!
Oh, I see!
I've only been playing games!
You've been playing "zoppo" for a long time!
You're a strong woman who doesn't have a job!
What do you call it?
Who came in first place?
Yes!
Oh, Murano-san!
Murano-san came in first place with "zoppo"!
How much time did you spend playing games?
Of course I did my best, but the fans did their best, too!
So, even if you didn't play games, you came in first place!
Hey, stop it!
Hashimoto-san has been playing games for the last two days of the event!
Stop it!
With those 12 members chosen, this segment is revived!
Once you're out, you're in a mess!
Survival sports for idol life!
"Messy Dodgeball"!
Now, please explain the rules!
The rules are the same as normal dodgeball!
Once you're out, you're in a bad mess!
Everyone, let's do our best!
Since it's their first appearance, it's 73 points!
Messy Dodgeball
It's been a while since we played "Messy Dodgeball",
but I think you guys have a lot of "messy" things going on in your minds!
Well, we're opponents, after all!
When we were at St. Harman, that's all we thought about!
You've got a lot of stuff going on in your head!
I think you should be prepared for this!
By the way, is there anyone here who has "bad" memories about this "messy" dodgeball?
Anyone?
Me, of course!
Oh, Yokoyama-san?
Yokoyama-san, you have "bad" memories?
When I put the ball here and pulled the wrap,
there was a "messy" thing where the ball hit my face!
When I did it, it didn't hit my face at all,
so I thought, "This is no good for "messy" dodgeball," or something like that!
What did you say, Yokoyama-san?
Are you kidding me?
I think you shouldn't do this from now on!
Anyway, it's "messy" dodgeball,
and you'll get hurt, so...
Anyway, it's "messy" dodgeball,
and you'll get hurt, so...
Now, the game featuring "messy" dodgeball is about to begin!
Here are the commentators!
In this showdown event,
unfortunately, only Kashiwa and Mukaichi Mion have been ranked out!
I'm Kashiwa of rank out!
I'm Mukaichi Mion of rank out, too!
Can't we show our faces?
Since you're out of rank, only your voice will be shown!
This is tough!
Now, let the game begin!
- Oh, sorry! - Let's do it!
Here's the first "messy" one!
- Oh, sorry! - Let's do it!
Here's the first "messy" one!
- Oh, sorry! - Let's do it!
We're going to deliver "messy" food, so please eat that one!
I think this game is pretty tough, what do you think?
The faces of the members are too serious, it's scary. I don't like it.
Wow, that was a tough game! Thank you, Gekichin!
Sasaki-san!
Sasaki-san, you look good with your face falling apart.
Stop it!
Now, it's time for "messy" food for the first time in a while!
Here it is!
Hello, everyone!
Oh my goodness!
Thank you for waiting!
It says "messy" here!
Here is "messy" food for you!
What is it?
Here is "messy" food for you!
It's Kourui's full stand!
Kourui's full stand!
Here is "messy" food for you!
Have you two ever eaten Kourui before?
Neither of us!
This is crazy!
It's too creepy!
This is a Thai sandwich filled with protein-rich Kourui,
sandwiched with fruits and whipped cream.
It's a must-see on Instagram!
This isn't just any Kourui, it's "big" Kourui!
It's not just any Kourui, it's "big" Kourui!
How is it, Sasaki-san?
I'm scared!
I'm not even alive!
If you're alive, it's a problem!
Sasaki-san, are you feeling okay?
Let's go!
Go for it!
Thank you!
Go for it!
There's a lot of whipped cream, so you can go for it!
Cut it off!
What is it?
What is it? What is it? Taste it!
How is it?
It might be Himalayan saury.
Are you serious?
I don't hate it.
Do you like it?
Someone, please...
This is delicious, isn't it?
I want to share this deliciousness.
Someone, please let your favorite person eat it!
Let's see...
Mr. Tokoyama!
That's not true!
You are quite a picky eater.
Thank you for saying that.
Be quiet! Be quiet!
Be quiet!
I saw it! I saw it!
What is it?
But you were eating it.
Yukari, please cast a spell on him.
Yes.
What?
Mr. Tokoyama!
You can eat Himalayan saury.
HAPPINESS!
I'm scared!
She got HAPPINESS!
One, two...
Here we go!
No, leave it like that.
The taste is...
What's wrong?
What's wrong all of a sudden?
This is bad!
Let's say HAPPINESS.
Don't say HAPPINESS so easily!
How did you like their reactions?
We got to see people we've never seen before.
Their voices were high-pitched.
VR!
It's a real "dobon"!
With a virtual bungee jump, you'll experience falling down like "dobon"!
Now, we'll meet again with the Murayama team's ball!
Shimaguchi Hinao-chan seems to be good at throwing balls.
It's a little scary.
Oh, Shitao-chan's...
Oh, Shimaguchi hit it!
Shimaguchi!
Now, it's time for you to hit it!
It looks like we have a developer here, so we'd like to call him in.
Please come in!
Can you show us this VR bungee machine?
Yes, of course.
Please come in.
What does it look like?
Wait a minute! Do you think you can bungee jump with this?
It's a mobile VR bungee jump device.
It's a device that allows you to create a sense of falling, floating, and fear while still being real.
I see.
By wearing VR goggles on this machine, you can really feel like you've bungee jumped from the roof of Tokyo Tocho.
Would you like to try it out?
It looks like fun. I can't imagine it.
But it's better to be super safe, right?
That's true.
Oh, no!
Oh, you can't face that way.
Please grab this cushion.
Make sure you don't let your elbow come out of it.
Absolutely not!
No way!
Absolutely not!
I'm a little scared in this state.
Wearing goggles, we're ready!
Now, let's have you bungee jump from the roof!
Let's do it!
Please give me a lot of time!
Wow!
Now...
Wow!
Now, we're going to the jump spot.
Wait! What is that?!
It's kinda scary...
No! No! No!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Can you look down a little?
Look down!
Ouch!
Wait!
Wait! It's terrible!
Don't let your elbow come out of it!
Please!
Cars! There are so many cars driving by.
Please!
This is scary!
Are you ready?
Three...
Why me?
Is there anything you want to say?
It's been a fun life.
You will dive from 243 meters above sea level on the roof of Tokyo Tower.
A dive from a tall building.
What will happen?
Here we go.
Three...
Two...
One...
Go!
Wait!
Help me!
Nice bungee!
Welcome back!
Nice bungee!
Are you okay?
This is the first time I've seen her so quiet.
This bungee...
It's okay for her life, but it looks like it will kill her personality.
Here is the next stage!
This is...
"Gekikusa Nezuko"!
I want you to play the character of "Kimetsu no Yaiba", Nezuko.
And I want you to add "sai" and "takesutsu".
Gekikusa Nezuko
First of all, Murayama will go outside.
What will happen?
Yu-chan looks weak.
I'm scared.
She made it!
She will experience "Gekikusa Nezuko"!
Ootake! It's the first time in a while!
From now on, Ootake sprinkled with "Nezuko" will appear along with the familiar "takezutsu".
But, if you remove the seal...
The smell of "gekikusa" will occur!
By the way, speaking of "gekikusa", Kashiwagi- san's reaction to "onara-kunki-hode" has become a legend.
How was it?
It's really my first time playing "ak-lingo" like this.
It's quite a revolutionary punishment game, isn't it?
Now, Ootake! Can you withstand "gekikusa"!?
Well then, it's time for "muchaburi". Please!
Where is it? Where is "nezuko"!?
Her voice is a little like "onara-kunki-hode".
Damn it! Where did "nezuko" go!?
Please come out, "nezuko"!
She's cute! She's cute!
She looks like a zombie!
"nezuko" is about to become a demon!
Damn it! Damn it!
Breathe! You have to hold your breath!
Hold your breath for now, "nezuko"!
Alright! Let's go!
What does that mean?
"muchaburi" breathing!
"forty-eight" shoulders!
"gekikusa" smoke!
Go! Take a deep breath!
"nezuko"! Hang in there, "nezuko"!
Hang in there! Stand up!
Hang in there, "nezuko"! Hang in there, "nezuko"!
One more time!
Hold your breath one more time!
Inhale one more time!
Do it now!
"nezuko"!
Is it painful?
It stinks!
How was the bamboo's reaction?
The reaction of the smelly one who is about to collapse on her knees.
She looks cute, but she is dangerous herself.
What kind of smell is it?
The smell of the toilet.
The smell of the toilet?
It reminds me of cleaning the toilet in elementary school.
What kind of toilet did you clean?
I put it on the ground.
You put it on the ground?
Here is the song that made you sigh.
Embarrassing makeup
Speaking of "embarrassing makeup"...
It is the dojo square of Watanabe Mayu.
Embarrassing makeup
A.k.a. Bingo's famous song "Mebutsumuchamuri" has produced many masterpieces, such as "Haruna Kojima's Osaka Auntie" and so on.
You two also have a deep impression of this.
"Nitomoena"'s "Drawbow" is also great, isn't it?
"Takamina" is really "Takamina"?!
What is this?
Amazing!
Let's do it!
"nezuko" ball!
She is doing her make-up.
"nezuko" is cute, so it's good.
That's right.
It's "pinana".
No, no...
Wait a minute!
"Yogekirezu" ball hit her head!
It must have hit you.
That must have hurt.
Are you safe?
Otomato
Isn't it safe because it hit her head?
That's right.
But "Muramoto" is pretty strict, so I'm curious about her judgment.
"Muramoto"'s judge is...
Tamana
"Muramoto"'s judge is... "Tamana"
It's transformation time!
Here, "Yamauchi" goes to a separate room for her make- up.
What kind of theme will she use for her face this time?
It's going to take a lot of time, so I'm looking forward to it.
It looks like you're done with your make-up.
One, two...
"Zukki"!
For "Yamauchi"'s make-up, she used "Briana Gigante" from YouTube.
"Yamauchi" hasn't seen her own face yet, has she?
No, I haven't.
Look at my face.
Here I go.
It's embarrassing!
You look like you're about to say "It's embarrassing!"
Here is the next question!
Silent Mountain!
What is it?
I'll explain the details later!
Later, later!
Later, right?
Let's start the game!
First, from Okada to Nezuko!
This diamond Nezuko is a member named Ootake Hitomi-chan.
She's always called Nezuko.
But this Okada team seems to be different.
They've always been calling her.
Silent Mountain is on fire!
Wait!
Silent Mountain!
It's so hot!
Wait!
Let's go to Silent Mountain!
Please!
This is it!
This way, this way!
What is it?
On Chocopla's YouTube channel,
we'd like you to try the famous mouse horn challenge!
It's very popular on YouTube!
In addition to this special mouse horn,
you have to be careful not to make any noise and clear the mission!
I've never done this before!
Be quiet!
What is it?
You can't say it yet!
I've been doing this gag for about three years!
Bye-bye!
Push! Push! Push! Push! Push!
Garirappa! Garirappa! Penale! Penale!
This is amazing for me!
This time, in order not to make any noise,
you will have to walk on top of this ashtray.
If you make any noise, you will have to walk on top of this ashtray.
Will Murayama be able to cross over the ashtray without making any noise?!
Okay, it's time for you to cross over.
Here we go!
Don't make any noise, okay?
Do your best!
Okay, start!
Can you do this?!
Do your best!
This is...
How many steps can you do? Try it from this side.
Five? Four?
One, two, three, four!
I can't watch this anymore!
I'm not the kind of person that wants to drift!
Look at Garirappa!
Are you ready?!
One, two, go!
Time's up!
You did your best!
The members remaining are...
Who is the next victim?!
Evil Ganon!
What?!
Considering social distancing,
I would like to call upon an evil liquid that was fired from a water gun from a distance!
Now, first of all, the ball is Shimoguchi!
Oh, good dodging!
And...
Oh, Zucchi, you're making an embarrassed face!
I've never seen you like this, Zucchi!
Oh!
Yabauchi's ball is a clean hit!
But this is...
I don't like this!
I don't know about this one thing, but...
It hit Okabe-san and Oguri-san as well, but...
What should we do about that?
Huh?!
That's not it! I want to bounce!
Now, here's the video judgment!
Yabauchi, throwing the ball from a strange movement...
It hit Okabe perfectly!
And...
The bouncing ball hit Oguri's feet as well!
And with that...
Let's do a double out!
I'd like to see Oguri-chan's buzz!
Okabe, Oguri...
Both of them are in a bad mood!
This time, they'll be drinking...
A bitter tea that's very good for your health...
From this water gun!
Yabauchi's desire for resentment has made the ball a hit!
What do you think, Yabauchi-san?
Stand by.
I will...
Give you something good for you.
What kind of character is that?!
It's a character like this!
What kind of character is that?!
It's the most powerful character in the village!
And with that...
It's time for a reckless out!
Please start!
Ready...
Here I go!
It went in pretty well!
Come closer! Come closer!
Come closer!
Yabauchi, come closer!
Yabauchi, open your mouth!
It went in really well!
It went in pretty well!
Drink it! Drink it! It's good for you!
I hate it!
What's going on?
It's a secondary damage, isn't it?
A secondary damage.
It's a secondary damage.
It would have been good if it didn't hit.
Okabe and Oguri are out at the same time.
Only Hashimoto is left in the red team!
I don't like it in the back.
It's a pattern that comes from the back.
I hate it, really!
What is it?
Full body impulse!
What is it?
Full body impulse!
What is full body impulse?
It's a great recklessness of hitting your body against a huge body and writing on it.
In the past, Kitahara has challenged this recklessness.
I remember this very well.
I also remember the facial expressions of Die-chan after she finished it.
I want you to do it as much as you can.
Round 2
Let's start the game again.
Only Hashimoto is left in the red team!
How will they fight?
I'm worried about this.
Okada's team will focus on attacking.
One on one?
What's wrong with you?
It's funny!
Zucchi, you're awake this time.
You're good at breaking things.
It's funny!
Yamaguchi stopped Hashimoto!
Hashimoto is out!
Hashimoto's first reckless marriage!
Hashimoto is out. Please come out!
- It's cute! - Yeah, it's like a Pikmin.
- It's like a Pikmin! - Yeah, like a Pikmin.
This time, Hashimoto will be writing "大" in kanji!
"AKB" also means "we're going to get bigger and bigger" and "大" means "big", right?
- Yes. - I'd like you to go for it with all your heart.
You're the smallest of us, but you're going to do that?
- Yeah, we're small. - Can you tell us about your enthusiasm?
Well, we're going to work hard and express that we're going to get bigger and bigger with "AKB" in our hands!
- Alright! - I'm happy for you!
"Painting the whole body with cattle animals" is "Kranau" and "Oka"!
- It's cold! - It's cold!
- Is it cold, Hashimoto? - Yeah, it's cold.
- It's cold. - It's cold!
I spent two hours putting on makeup.
Let's go!
Just go for it!
- She's going for it! - She's going for it!
- She's crying! - She's crying!
I spent two hours putting on makeup!
I'm so worried!
It's okay! We can tell you how you feel!
How does Yamauchi feel about this?
- Do you know what I mean? - We know!
- You were nervous, weren't you?
- Alright! - Alright!
- Are you ready? - Yes!
If you make a beautiful stage, we'll give you a big round of applause!
Let's have a great time!
Here we go!
It's "muchaburi no ojikan"!
Let's go! Ready...
- Your face, too! - Your face, too!
One, two...
Thank you!
OK, OK!
Wonderful!
Nice!
I think we were able to make a beautiful platform.
Certainly, it's about the same as Kiterie.
Rather, it's more beautiful than Kiterie, isn't it?
Yes, but it's possible to jump over this many times, isn't it?
Are you crying?
No, not at all.
Not at all?
It's a beast.
A beast?
On the contrary, it's too bad for a beast to flow from your eyes, isn't it?
No, it's wonderful.
Yes, it was good.
It was good.
The next corner is...
Mr. Umer, it's been a while!
In one and a half years, this place has changed!
Since Mr. A. Kembingo closed the curtain for once,
we asked the members what changes they had made in the past.
Yes!
Let's have them announce it now!
Yes!
So, we'll do an emergency survey for the 12 members who will be participating in this competition!
Then, it's obvious what the members have been up to recently!
First of all, she had a big fight with Yuiri Murayama!
Her best friend, Okara's infatuation!
Suddenly, she has a bad feeling about it!
Who is it?
Yes!
It's me!
We've been working in the same team for about eight years now,
and it was the first time we had a big fight!
Were you friends from the beginning?
We've been friends since we were researchers!
She didn't say a word for a month!
What?
Oh, I said too much!
I'm sorry! I'll make up for it!
For a week!
Four times!
Don't make up for it!
Don't make me think like that in the future!
Okada and Murayama are good friends in private as well as seniors and juniors!
What caused the fight between them?
I asked her out to see if she was free at any time, and then she refused and I thought it was a shame, but the day after I asked her out, she was meeting director Soh's Miyon Mukaichi, and we share our cell phone passwords, but why do you share such a shared password?
We're active and friendly with songs, I happened to look at LINE...
What do you mean you "happened" to look at LINE!?
What's the meaning of "happened" LINE!?
I saw it when I turned off the alarm.
So I thought I'd keep it a secret from Na-chan through LINE message with Miyon.
I'm so mad about it.
Shocked!
Mukaichi-san, isn't it bad to keep it a secret from Okada-san?
I'm really reflecting on it, but I made the person I shouldn't be mad at the most mad at me.
There's a lot of reasons for it.
Tell me about it.
When I was invited, I had a job.
But because of COVID-19, I had another job and I had nothing left.
So I didn't have anything scheduled for me.
Then I got an offer from Miyon, but I took it.
And what's really scary is...
I can open my phone without permission, right?
I screenshot it and air-draw it on my phone.
You still have all the evidence?
Yes, I still have all the evidence.
I'm scared!
That's good.
This is more meaningful than PS.
Let's keep going like that!
Next up is...
An idol-like theme!
I'm not afraid of being picked up.
Who is it?
I'm scared of being picked up.
Who is it?
Yes, it's me!
Do you pick up girls?
No, I'm not afraid of being picked up.
Oh, you're not afraid of being picked up.
You don't get picked up, do you?
Until now, I was afraid of being picked up.
I was cold towards girls.
As a woman, I thought it was weird.
But now I'm not afraid of being picked up.
What do you mean?
You pick up girls, don't you?
Now, Nakagawa will pick up girls.
Okabe will pick up girls without hurting anyone.
Hello.
I thought you were very cute, so I called you.
Thank you very much.
If you don't mind, I'd like to talk with you.
Would you like to have dinner with me?
Can I say that?
Can you say that?
No, you can't.
But I have something to do on the train, so I can't go today.
Then, I'll call you back later.
Can you exchange LINE messages with me?
But I come here every day.
Do you come here often?
I think I'll be here tomorrow, too.
If you listen to me again at that time...
Then, I'll call you back tomorrow.
I think you'll be here, too.
Please call me back.
Thank you very much.
Excuse me for today.
Excuse me.
She's good.
She had a good feeling.
She didn't have a bad feeling.
You, too.
Then, I'll call you back tomorrow.
This has changed in a year and a half.
Next, fashion sense has improved.
Who is it?
Oh, who is it?
Oh, Ms. Yokoyama!
Ms. Yokoyama!
What do you mean?
After I became Ms. Uman,
I don't think it has changed much,
but in the past, there was a project called "Wear and Wear Fashion Show".
Yes, yes.
So, I was constantly judged as ugly.
Oh, you were judged as ugly.
I was judged as ugly.
Oh, you were judged as ugly.
What?
Ugly!
Oh, you were judged as ugly.
What kind of day is it today?
Ugly!
Was there such a project?
So, you were judged as ugly and your clothes were ugly, right?
Yes, I was judged as ugly and my clothes were ugly,
and my fans had an image of my clothes being ugly when they saw me in an AKB song.
So, I was called ugly in every way.
Here is a precious video of Ms. Yokoyama at the time.
Oh, no!
Ten years ago!
Please show us today's video.
This is "choi obs".
This is "saryogi".
This is amazing!
This is an amazing way of saying it.
This is probably bad.
Please show us today's video.
Yes.
"choi obs".
Yes, it's always like this.
Even in this era, I still feel ugly.
That's right.
Whether it's 20 years ago or 30 years ago...
It can't be like this.
It took me about ten years to finally get rid of it.
Really.
Let's take a look at the very fashionable photo.
Here you go.
Cute!
You look like you're exercising.
I like your pose.
You look like an adult.
I'm able to wear clothes of various genres.
You're right. They all have different vibes.
Wow! So fashionable!
I feel like I'm reborn as a woman who's been promoted.
I also thought that Yuihan's clothes were very fashionable.
You did?
Yes, I got a lot of those.
What's that?
They're too fashionable.
Yes.
How do you feel when you're being photographed like that?
Kashiwagi-san, you were laughing at Yokoyama-san's old obscene fashion, weren't you?
Yes, it was very obscene.
Kashiwagi-san, you were quite obscene too, weren't you?
Hey! You don't have to prepare that!
If you can prepare this kind of atmosphere, you should have used our current vibes!
Besides, even though Yokoyama-san is a little obscene, you're obscene.
That's embarrassing.
Next up is a body-stretching impersonation on TV for the first time!
The topic is Matsuda Nobuhiro of Fukuoka Softbank Hawks!
Who is this? In two ways.
Does anyone know this baseball player?
He's probably an amazing person, but...
Who is this?
We don't know much about baseball...
I'm sorry.
It's me.
Someone who doesn't know this person doesn't know this person.
My dad has always loved Softbank Hawks and has been watching them.
Then, he fell in love with the Hawks.
He's different from the baseball players I know, but...
Matsuda-san's batting form is very distinctive.
So, I started imitating him.
Then, you can do that on your own YouTube channel.
Mukaichi-san, what kind of person is Hashimoto- san?
He's very hard-working and has a strong AKB personality.
He's an idol-like member.
Then, let's see Matsuda-san's batting form!
Oh, this is a par.
I see, it's a par.
It's quite distinctive.
It's distinctive.
Second pitch.
It's quite low.
Yes.
It's coming!
It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
Oh, it's good! It's good! It's good!
How is it? How is it?
It's hot!
What is that?!
It was cute!
Is that true?!
Hey, are there any members who can do impersonations now?!
Is there anyone?!
Um...
Oh.
If it's an insanely short impersonation, how many would you like?
Oh, that's good. A short one is good.
Yes.
I think you all know this, but...
Um, Totoro...
Yes.
Can you ask how much you were looking forward to today's "AKB Bingo" impersonation of your neighbor Totoro's sister?
Okay.
Huh?! Wait a minute...
Your sister...
Your sister is standing next to you.
Her ears are amazing.
Okay, Mei-chan, how much were you looking forward to today's "AKB Bingo" impersonation?
This much!
Wow!
Next, we have ukulele playing now!
Ukulele!
Who is it? Who is it?
Yes!
Oh, it's Omuri!
It's me!
Ukulele.
That's right. I learned how to play ukulele during my self-restraint period.
Wow!
I recently bought my own um... myukulele, too.
Wow!
You've changed!
You bought your own myukulele, didn't you?
And with that, Omuri will play "Fortune Cookie in Love" in ukulele!
Um... I'd like you to sing with me.
Oh, of course!
May I?
You're like a fan.
Okay, "Fortune Cookie in Love" please!
One, two...
Fortune Cookie in Love
The future isn't that bad
Hey, hey, hey
I have a feeling of being loved
Yui-chan, which one was good?
"Congrats"! It was amazing.
It's good. It's perfect.
It's the first time I've heard "Yui, yui, no okure"
And it was better than I thought.
It's like it has a healing effect.
Hey, hey, hey
Next up is the member who can do "monoboke"
Who is it?
An idol who can do "monoboke"
Who is it?
Zucchi? Zucchi?
Emoji-san!
Yes.
During this one and a half year, I've experienced "monoboke" once only on another show.
Well, if you say so, we'd like to see it.
That's right.
We'd like to see it.
With these 23 types of items, we'd like you to try "monoboke".
By the way, Yamauchi is worried.
Here it is!
This week, April 3rd, it's your 20th birthday.
Congratulations!
We'll be waiting for you!
"monoboke" is our present for you.
That's right.
In addition, we'd like you four to participate in "monoboke" as well.
We've done many "monoboke"s on "AKBingo", but what are you going to focus on this time?
If you say so, we'd like Yamauchi and Mizuki-chan to do their best.
Yes.
But, Shitao and Miyu-chan are quite natural, so I think you'll do "monoboke"s that you don't usually do.
I'm looking forward to it.
Yes.
Then, "monoboke" start!
After this, a battle without humanity over "monoboke" will begin!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Then, let's start "Modoboke"!
Go for it!
Come on! Come on!
First of all, Sasaki with a baby doll.
Then, let's start.
"Shinka"!
It's good.
Sasaki is more popular than expected.
Then, she will be under 20 soon.
Please tell me you ordered "katsudon".
I ordered "katsudon".
Oh, thank you for waiting. It's "katsura".
Then, it's out.
You should say it properly.
"Small Light"!
She looks like a grown-up.
She does look like a grown-up.
Then, what will Okabe do with "pinton"?!
This is my mother's memento!
She's acting.
It's good. It's good. It's interesting.
"Yakisoba bread"!
It's cute!
It's cute?!
It's not good.
Go for it!
"Make you happier"?
"I want you to laugh"?
"Katsusetsu" is not good.
Please sing it properly.
Did you get nervous?
Then, it's Yamauchi with "jouro" and "kawaguchi".
Go for it!
"Pocchi", why did you order something like this?!
"Pocchi", Muramoto-san, you're putting your finger in it, aren't you?
I'm scared!
And here is Sasaki, who just laughed out loud!
You've collected eight candles, haven't you? Game clear!
"Pocchi", your face!
Next up is Hashimoto of Harajuku Castle!
"Pocchi", you're cute!
And here is Sasaki, who just laughed out loud!
"Pocchi", you're cute!
The bench is too small.
That's awesome!
You're awesome, Yukaru!
That's funny!
Let's do it!
Hey, hey, hey! You're a young kid!
Game over!
That was funny!
That was fun, wasn't it?
Good luck, everyone!
And so, Muramoto will be the exclusive "monoboke queen"!
Who will be the member with good sense?!
It's Sasaki!
Sasaki!
The first ever "monoboke queen" is Sasaki!
That was funny!
The bench was too small!
You didn't miss out on anything!
I'd like to master the path of "monoboke".
Next up is "you can become a gorilla at any time"!
Who is it?!
Yes?!
Well, I guess you're right...
Who is "boo"?
It's not "boo"!
I can do it!
You can?!
I can!
What do you mean by "you can become a gorilla at any time"?
There's a song called "uhohohoho" at a regular theater performance.
That song "uhohohoho"...
There's a song like that, and only one person has to imitate a gorilla.
It's in the song?
Yes, it's in the song.
There's a scene where you have to become a gorilla, and I do it every time.
Because you've never seen it, right?
First of all...
Let's see it right away!
Well, then...
Music, start!
Ah, it's like this, right?
No, no!
Wow, that was great!
That was great!
I could really see your determination.
Furthermore, after this!
A large number of gorillas appeared in the studio!
What in the world is going on!?
Hinana Shimoguchi can now do one and a half days in a row!
She can become a gorilla at any time for 15 seconds!
That was great!
I could really see your determination.
Can you do it!?
From what I heard...
You can do it too, right?
Can you become a gorilla too?
I can't.
You can't!?
Why!?
But, when we did a national tour with Team K,
we performed the same song,
and when you made me go through you,
you became a gorilla for sure!
When I go through you, you become a gorilla!
When you make me go through you, you become a gorilla!
When I do this, anyone can become a gorilla!
That's scary!
Music, start!
Can the members of Teria also become gorillas!?
By the way, can you two do it!?
I don't even want to go through a gorilla.
I've never heard of such a thing!
What's going on!?
That was good!
That was pretty good!
Yuri! Yuri! Yuri!
(screaming)
Everybody, jump! Everybody, jump!
Can you stop this?
Wow, that was excellent!
Wow!
When Kurano said "yeah, yeah,"
I did this and it went like "swoosh!"
It had a pause.
It was like a gorilla descending.
- That was cute. - That was good.
- Thank you. - Yes.
Next up is a studio live.
Please introduce the song for us.
It's hard to meet you now, so it's a song we want a lot of people to listen to.
Even though we're apart, it's an AKB Bingo Neo special version.
Here you go.
Ah, like it stopped before I knew it
I stand still and look up at the sky
Everyone is confused
The world where you can't see tomorrow is anxious
My heart is covered in rain clouds
I'm covered in smiles
I'm about to forget you
Hey, if you look down
Even if the sun comes out, you won't notice
I want to walk away from you for just a little while
Don't get too close, and keep your distance
Because I'm watching you from behind
You're alone and lonely
But even if our hands don't touch, I'll always be here
You're alone and lonely
But even if our hands don't touch, I'll always be here
I'll stay away for you
This is an announcement for members of AKB and viewers.
A major announcement from the show after this!
Now, it's about time for us to say goodbye.
Yokoyama-san, how do you feel about meeting AKB for the first time in a while?
I felt like everyone was going all out.
I could see everyone's growth.
And it was really fun to meet Uman-san for the first time in a while.
It was fun.
It was dangerous.
Once again, I could feel it.
I felt like my arm wasn't falling off.
A lot of people came.
You worked hard!
I really wanted to be in Bingo.
I was able to leave results like this.
That's right.
I'm a beginner in variety shows.
I've never done monogamy.
I've never smelled like a drainpipe.
A drainpipe!
You haven't, have you?
I wanted to be in Bingo again.
That's right.
And now...
We have an announcement for the members of AKB and viewers.
AKB Bingo Neo's second broadcast has been decided!
I'm so happy that it's been decided for the second time!
I definitely want to come back to the studio next time.
I'll also do my best next time!
As you can see in the next event...
Please look forward to AKB Bingo Neo's monogamy and support us!
Please do!
Would you like to do it for the second time?
Yes, we do!
Then we will see you again in Bingo Neo Neo!
Goodbye!