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Tonight's "AKBingo" is a special program where we do everything we left behind three more times until the final episode!
It's been a while.
I forgot how to say it.
I'm nervous.
It's the last recording.
We've done a lot of things with "AKBingo".
That's right.
I think it's something I've never done before.
Have you done anything else with "AKBingo"?
No, I haven't.
You haven't done anything at all.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
You should go to a convenience store with me in the fall.
Together?
What do you mean, Yokoyama-san?
You're going to a convenience store with me, aren't you?
So you're a little regretful, aren't you?
I don't like the way you look at me.
Today's project is a suggestion from Muramoto.
After this program is over,
I don't know who's going to feed the poor people.
I don't know who's going to hit the powder.
I don't know if anyone will do it for me.
I'm worried and I can't help it.
I don't need that kind of anxiety.
So I've been doing "AKBingo" for 11 years.
I'm going to put together all the punishment games "AKBingo" has made.
I see.
I don't want you to miss it.
I hope you'll react to it more and more at the end.
"AKBingo" has been going on for 11 and a half years.
There are only three episodes left.
At this rate, the members who want to experience a special project will end up there.
Tonight, we have a special project in the studio.
The members will be challenged to various punishments so that there will be no regrets left.
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
"AKBingo" project.
Let's go anywhere in the world!
Suddenly?
It's been a legendary game that has been in the news since "Sushi Samurai".
But now it's in the news all over the world, so I made my world debut.
Wow!
"Sushi Samurai" is this.
"Getemono Ikizumon" is a famous "AKBingo" game where you push "getemono" in a closet with your breath and push it into the other person's mouth!
Kashiwagi-san, you should do it, right?
I should do it. I've never done a project like this.
Who are you talking about? You?
I'm telling you all, you should do it!
I'm wrong, I'm wrong, I'm wrong! I'm telling you all, I'm telling you all!
Now, the first one to do "getemono ikizumon" is...
It's not a punishment or anything, is it?
No, no, no...
Either way? Like "rock-paper-scissors"?
Yes, yes, yes.
This is it!
That's right! This time, the members will have to experience a little bit of punishment!
"Mechaburi Donjibol" is "katsuai"!
It's not a punishment or anything, it's something you should do so you won't regret it!
I don't want to do it!
You'll do it, right?
You'll do it first!
Who will be chosen for "ikizumon"?!
Yagi!
Yagi and...
Oguri!
Oguri and...
This battle between these two...
Yagi and Oguri...
Suddenly...
It's a performance battle, but...
Along with "Ikebi's Future", I want you to carry this bug with you.
Why?
Why do you want me to carry a bug?
Right away, Muramoto will do "getemono"!
And...
What's wrong with you?
If you can't do it, it's OK. Do you want to give up?
I don't want to do it.
If you can't do it, it's OK. If you can't do it, you should give up. Do you want to give up?
It's the last one, so I'll do it.
Do you want to do it?
You can do it, right?
Yes!
I'll do it.
OK, Omuri-chan, say something to Yahagi-chan.
I will...
carry insects in my stomach!
You can't lose!
Do you think it's Su-tai-kai?
Su-tai-kai!
I'll tell you! You can't pull me!
OK, now it's your turn, Oguri-chan.
Oguri!
Yes!
Say something.
I want to taste the meat of Kogane-mushi!
That's disgusting!
OK, let's do it!
Don't blow it.
I'm not going to blow it yet.
Is Oguri going to eat that much?
What is Oguri?
OK, now...
Ready...
Go!
What's up?
The next generation center match is...
Yahagi's victory!
But...
Oguri has unexpected trouble.
You fell down there.
What did you think of doing?
I was going to eat.
You're awake!
I touched your mouth, so it's OK.
OK.
What's your third year of high school?
Next...
Oh, it's the second round.
Tsuzuki Kurumi and...
The third year of high school, Tsuzuki Kurumi and...
Kaji!
The youngest...
Can you do it?
I don't want to do it!
She's more excited than the youngest.
Is she an AKB member?
The second round is...
28-year-old Arasawa Kashiwagi and...
15-year-old Tsuzuki Kurumi.
The youngest and the youngest will compete!
Minagi-san, isn't it rare for Kashiwagi-san to do this?
No, first of all, for our generation...
This game is too new...
You've never done it before?
No, I haven't.
It doesn't correspond with our generation.
You don't know?
Then, Tsuzuki...
Is there anything you want to say to Kashiwagi?
Say it! Say it!
I won't lose to you!
Wow! She said it!
Say it! Say it!
I'll make you eat insects!
I want to win!
I really want to win!
Both of them are serious about it.
I think it's going to be a hot battle!
Well, thank you very much!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
You're laughing at me, aren't you?
You're a big fan of me, aren't you?
Wait! Wait! Wait!
That one was...
It was harder than the one with insects in it, wasn't it, Kashiwagi-san?
Well, let's do our best!
You're a big fan of Sento-kun, aren't you?
It's a relaxed battle.
Well, let's do it!
Ready, set...
Go!
Do your best!
Eat it slowly! Eat it slowly!
Slowly!
Slowly! Slowly!
O-over-turn! O-over-turn from here!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Do your best! Move! Can you move?
Do your best! Do your best!
This is amazing!
It's like there's Steve Sound in it!
This is amazing!
This is crazy!
I'm a little closer to winning, so Suzuki wins!
Yay!
My stomach hurts!
Something came out of his tongue!
I'm tired!
Please take it home.
Next up is...
Make Senpais Laugh! Monocle Battle!
That's great! You're so energetic!
This swimsuit doesn't fit you at all!
Stop it!
Until now, many members have troubled their heads and been driven into monocles!
This time, young members will make Senpais Laugh with these small tools!
Let's have the members of DOBARAITI who will support us this time!
HANASAYUNA!
UTADANSUKA!
ODAIRUNA!
Then, KIWADASHI, OOTA, MACHA, and TADA are added!
And...
KOUYASHISUKA!
YARUHOI!
I'm trying to make you laugh, but...
I think it's better to do this.
I think monoboke leads to singing and acting.
Are you serious?
Yes.
For example, you used to be a good actor.
It's too much for me to say I grew up with monoboke.
So, these four veterans will judge.
Do you have anything you're afraid of?
First of all, HATSU's face is weird when she's normal.
She's rude.
She's mean.
She's like "I'm an idol" and "I'm food" now.
And you, GOUYA, you've been doing this for more than 100 years.
I don't think I've done YARUGAO that much.
You don't do YARUGAO that much now?
I've been watching you without listening to anyone's talk.
All right, let's do it.
Ready, start!
All right, it's started.
Who will go first?
Go for it!
I was born. I'm MITSUGA.
She's singing. She's going first. Nice fight!
Thank you.
It's my recent worry.
She got two points.
Push! Push!
Garirappa! Garirappa! Penal! Penal!
She's sliding with ZANUL.
And now, GOUYA Shizuka is here!
GOSENSUN BOSHI.
Good! Good! You've got four points!
She's a veteran GOUYA.
She made four people laugh.
She's perfect!
Huh?
What's "huh"?
What's that?
What's wrong with you?
Do you want some?
Second one.
Senpai, you're good at this, too!
Kazumasa Oda.
Oda is funny and strong.
He's been a fan of Touhou for a long time.
He's pretty good.
He's got a good pace.
He's stronger than I thought.
What's it gonna be?
It was "chari".
Chiori-san, please be quiet!
Okay, we got two!
Tada, go! Tada!
The hero of "chari".
Is it Hama-chan?
From today's lucky color, it's red!
Hama-chan made them laugh!
Amazing!
Now, it's "oh" again!
Why did you bake such a big pizza?
Wow!
She's like a pizza cutter.
Oh, it's "perfect" for the second time!
Go, Murata!
Lion!
So close!
It's a huge ice cream!
Oh, you got two!
Isn't it good?
Oda, let her do it!
Duel! It's my turn!
Draw!
Yes!
Time's up!
It was Oda's "chari", wasn't it?
Kashiwagi-san, what did you think of your juniors' jokes?
They were all very funny!
Very funny!
And there were so many of them!
It was amazing!
Oda's Oda Kazumasa.
That was the funniest one.
And Shii-chan's pizza was very funny.
Oh, really?
The next punishment is...
"Overcoming Idol's Limits" Embarrassing Makeup!
It's a painful punishment for Idols who only do embarrassing makeup!
This is an embarrassing makeup for members who won "Overcoming Idol's Limits"
But this time, it's for members who look like they're going to lose their makeup!
These three girls are called "righteous"
Even if you do it, you'll look beautiful in Asia!
No!
You'll have a beautiful face!
No!
That's what they say!
It's an embarrassing makeup
You've never done an embarrassing makeup before, right?
No, I haven't!
No!
No, no, no!
Say it a little more! Say it a little more!
No!
Say it a little more!
No, no, no! I'll have you do it for me!
No!
I'll have you do it for me!
They say you're like an angel on this show!
Your fans are going to decrease!
That's right! That's right!
My goal is to decrease my fans!
No!
While the three of you are doing your makeup, we'll give you a punishment!
Oh no! Oh no!
You'll be hit with a lump of ice, you'll fart in the air!
Ew!
I think this is pretty good.
Good?
I don't know what's going on, but it's pretty good.
You'll be hit with a lump of ice, you'll fart in the air!
The last member to taste it is...
Asahi, Oono and Taguchi!
Wow!
Thank you!
Thank you for doing this!
It's three times worse than last time.
You'll be hit with a lump of ice, you'll fart in the air!
Not fart in the air?
Let's go for the first and last fart in the air!
How do you feel now, Taguchi?
My nose is really sensitive.
My nose works really well, so I really don't like it.
But your reaction is pretty good.
How about you, Tomori?
It smells like my hometown.
What do you mean?
She's really excited now.
There are rice fields and rice fields.
If you cut it short, it smells like your hometown.
Cut it short?
How about you, Asahi?
I'm a smell fetishist.
I like strange smells.
The smell of an air conditioner that smells like a theater smells really good.
It looks like there's going to be a reaction for all three companies.
It looks like it's going to be fun.
Let's go for it!
It's really bad.
Which do you think is worse, your hometown or here?
It stinks more than my hometown.
It smells fruity.
You're sitting down again.
Even if it's second place, I'll be the queen! That's me!
The team and solo performance "b-school" is currently playing at Shinagawa Prince Hotel Club X!
This musical stage is getting more and more exciting every year!
Finally, next week, Wednesday, the AKB48 new single "sustainable" will be released, with Yahagi Moeka as the first center!
"Return to Origin" is the theme of this song! Please check it out!
And tonight, Monica "Dawn" will deliver "sustainable" type-c!
The next generation of 12 people will sing, and AKB's Yamauchi Mizuki and NMB's Umeyama Kokona will be in charge of the double center!
Please pay attention to their youthful and sparkling dance!
"Dawn" is the theme of this song! Please pay attention to their youthful and sparkling dance!
"Dawn" is the theme of this song! Please pay attention
This girl, with her embarrassing make up, enters the studio!
Her face is so pretty!
What will happen with her embarrassing make up?
Let's hear it for Ms. Tao!
Ms. Tao!
Could it be...
Her face is so pretty!
Is this right?
Her face is so pretty!
Her face is so pretty! Her face is so pretty!
The next one is Rei Nishikawa!
Hello! I'm Emiko Kaminuma!
This dish smells good!
Yes!
She's good at talking and cooking!
The next one is Nagisa Sagaguchi!
She's cute!
Who are you?
I'm Freddie Mercury!
Freddie Mercury is so handsome!
He's so handsome!
And you are?
I'm Emiko Kaminuma!
You look like her!
You have high quality!
Your face is more like Emiko Kaminuma!
Emiko Kaminuma!
What do you mean by "more like"?
Do you have any lines you want to say?
Yes, I do!
What do you think of Emiko Kaminuma?
I don't want to be an M-1 judge anymore!
She said it!
She's cute!
Mayu-san was doing this, and I was able to do it because of her.
It's rare to see you talk like that!
The staff wanted to make the cute girls funny and weird, but in the end, they became cute, so I think it's a perfect score as an idol!
How cute!
She's cute!
Fukuoka-san, who did you like?
Freddie! I like you, and I'm happy! You're cute!
You seem like you can answer anything!
If you're going on a date, where would you like to go?
Asakusa!
Shinjika!
Stay tuned for next week!
Next week, AKB48's specialty project continues!
I feel like I've been turned into a tempura!
An idol's face collapses!
"Guru Guru Band" and "Aremo Shop Soup"
And!
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I can do it!