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Tonight's A.K.A. Bingo is...
Not an entertainer, but a representative of fans.
I want to know in secret!
Fans of A.K.A.B. from the beginning, Kuro-chan,
is going to find new stars with this project!
People like her are the ones who become A.K.A.B.'s cancer.
Kuro-chan! Thank you!
Will a new star be born?
Will it be Kuro-chan?
It's getting boring! I want to quit!
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Let's dance together!
Let's judge together!
Let's dance for Kuro-chan!
Dance!
Idols want to evaluate their singing and dancing, right?
Of course!
If you don't do your job well, fans won't follow you!
So, I want you to dance for me!
I'm scared!
Are you scared?
It's okay! You can change your fear into motivation!
Kuro-chan, you're so serious!
So, Kuro-chan's 16 members will dance for her!
Kuro-chan will evaluate their dancing from her fans' point of view!
What do you look at, teacher?
When you don't have enough time for dancing, you put your hair up and move your hands like this.
I like it!
Let's dance for Kuro-chan!
The song is "Fondue Cookie"!
Let's do our best!
Kuro-chan goes to the theater, too!
Where will she check?
Onigiri?
Yes, that's good!
Onigiri?
Yes, that's good!
Onigiri?
She has her own style of Onigiri!
Onigiri?
She takes notes, too!
Wow, she takes notes, too!
Oh, she says her name!
Oh, she's close!
She's judging you, isn't she?
What kind of Onigiri is this?
Don't get upset and dance in a cute way!
She's just judging you!
She's judging you!
Oh, that's good!
Oh, she's dancing with you!
She's dancing with you!
She's judging you!
What is she drawing?
She's doing her best, isn't she?
That's funny
Excuse me, what does "big success" mean?
You appeared in the middle and said "big success"
What did you think of?
Here's the main question
What was Kubo-chan checking?
Kubo-chan's rice ball shape was unique
It's similar
She didn't do it like "kagi kakko" (shadow pose)
She was holding it with both hands
It's a little lower and higher
It's similar
I'm scared
When Kuro-chan came, Kinoshita-kun said "hey, hey, hey" and turned around at a great speed
You didn't do it, did you?
I thought I should look at her eyes
I wanted to look at her eyes and turned around
But she didn't look at me
She didn't look at you
It was like "let's do it"
She kept saying "let's do it"
This kind of person is the most likely to be an AKB member
She suddenly said something harsh
Kuro-chan also danced a lot even though she had to judge
She danced a lot
The members are complaining now
What's wrong?
My man ran away
What did he do?
He looked at me like this and pulled me out like this
He kept pulling me out like this
Really?
You're a fan of him, aren't you?
No, I'm not
I'm not a fan of him
I forgot I had something I wanted to do
I was going to eat a rice ball and I grabbed it
You were going to eat a rice ball and you grabbed it?
Yes, I was going to eat a rice ball and I grabbed it
You really judged, didn't you?
Yes, I did
You didn't come here just for your dream, did you?
You judged properly and ate a rice ball and you're asking if it's really good or if the rice ball you grabbed is good?
I'm sorry, we can't catch up with you yet
This is the rice ball Kuro-chan grabbed, right?
No, it's the rice ball Kanon and the others grabbed
They are doing like this
They are imagining that they were grabbed by them
But this is the rice ball Kuro-chan grabbed
No, it's the rice ball Kanon and the others grabbed
Please call a doctor
The next project is
Kuro-chan's reverse handshake event
The members will participate in Kuro-chan's handshake event
The members will be in opposite positions than usual
They will know how the fans feel when they come to the handshake event
These three members will participate in the handshake event as Kuro-chan's fans
By the way, Hagashi's role is Paradise
The first Kuro-chan's fan is Team-8's fluffy girl, Serika of Naga
Hello Kuro-chan
Hello
I'm Serika of Naga
Serika of Naga
What's up Serika of Naga?
What's up?
When I talk with men, I get very nervous
What should I do?
Certainly, you are nervous now and you are sweating a lot
But for fans, it makes them happy
Is that so?
Also, when you talk with men, you get nervous
If you tell everyone about it, they will know how to make you happy for Serika
I think it's better to appeal about it
I think it's better to talk about it more and more
Also, you can do scalp massage, can't you?
You are good at it, aren't you?
Yes
I know men don't like talking about it, but can you do scalp massage on Kuro-chan's head and get used to it?
No, I can't do such a luxurious thing
You can do it this time
I'm scared
Please do scalp massage
You can do it
I'm sorry
What?
It's time
Time?
The next fan of Kuro-chan is director Soh's Miyon Mukaichi
Come in
Kuro-chan
Miyon Miyon Miyon
Thank you
Miyon, you come here often
Thank you, thank you always
Miyon, don't you have anything to worry about?
Yes, recently I'm worried about not sleeping at home
You can't sleep?
Yes, there are days I can't sleep for about an hour after I go to bed
Maybe it's because you're director Soh now
I think you can't sleep because of your worries
But on the other hand, enjoy that time
Enjoy it?
So, if you can't sleep for an hour,
while you're sleeping, try to make some time to think about it
If you think about it, you'll be able to sleep later
Now, I don't think director Soh has entered your body yet
I think you can do it when it comes in
I'm glad you did your best
Since Kuro-chan is an aroma coordinator,
if you can't sleep, try to use it as much as you can so you can sleep
I'm really afraid of it
Afraid of it?
I'm afraid of it, it's a waste
I'll support you in many ways, don't forget to do your best
Thank you
Sorry, it's over
What you're doing is gross, but what you're saying is very appropriate
What's with that face?
She was holding my hand
That's something that makes you happy
Normal handshake is like this, but that's like holding hands with your lover
That's something that makes fans happy
So it's a hand that says "I like you"
Hand?
Well, I like you
The next Kuro-chan fan is
Kubo Satome who is holding a unique rice ball
Kuro-chan
Kuma-chan
Don't you have any trouble recently?
I make a lot of mistakes like 5 o'clock
Takahashi Minami's famous quote "Effort always pays off"
When I say "effort always pays off", I make mistakes
What's your academic background like?
Is she trying to test her academic background?
Why are you being so delicate?
Ask about her academic background
I might be a little stupid
Is that so?
Even if you try to be smart, you can't do it because you don't have it
You're saying something amazing
You're saying something amazing, it's kind of annoying
Also, you know how Wawan feels, right?
Yes, I know
Hey!
I can't stand it.
It's crazy.
You might know how you feel now.
What did you say?
Run away from me.
Is that why you ran away?
No, it's not like that at all.
I said "Write it on my cheek because it itches."
Run away from me
When you say it directly, it means "Run away from me."
The next plan is...
Crazily Crazy Dodgeball
Let's do it!
It's "Crazily Crazy Dodgeball."
The game is to dodgeball with a ball with "Crazily Crazy Dodgeball" on it.
The person who hits the ball will challenge "Crazily Crazy Dodgeball."
Kuro-chan will arrange the plan for the A.K.A. Bingo school.
It's so scary.
It's the scariest thing I've ever done.
I'm so excited.
I'm so scared.
Are you excited?
No, I'm excited now.
Are you excited?
Yes, I am.
Please change it whenever you like.
Who will be "Crazily Crazy Dodgeball"?
The first "Crazily Crazy Dodgeball" is...
It's "Kuro-chan Fireworks Competition."
I don't know anything about it.
What does "Kuro-chan Fireworks Competition" mean?
It's a secret until you hit it, right?
That's right.
It's a secret until you hit it.
Ready...
The match starts with a mysterious firework showdown!
The one who picked up the spilled ball is Hama!
Who's going to host this firework showdown?
Oh, this is for the opponent's ball!
From Suzuki...
To Gaia!
Oh, and Nishikawa wins!
The host of this firework showdown is Nishikawa!
Nishikawa!
I'm so curious about the content!
That's right.
A firework showdown is...
A gag!
Yes, a firework showdown.
So, Nishikawa is going to be a firework...
That's right! A firework showdown is...
A gag where Nishikawa expresses the fireworks that fly in the night sky with his body!
By the way, you have to keep doing it until Kuro- chan says, "Give me a break!"
I'm scared! It's the scariest!
Now, it's Kuro-chan's firework showdown!
Let's do it!
I lost it! I lost it! I lost it!
It was a good firework show.
Fireworks show by yourself was very intense, but you overcame it, Nishikawa-chan.
You lost neither karaoke nor anything else! Congratulations!
The next "muchaburi youdai" is...
Kuro-chan Manzai!
Let's start the second match with a big ball!
Oh! Nice catch!
But Kuro-chan Manzai's momentum is too strong and the opponent's ball...
Nishikawa-chan picks up the ball and...
passes it to Ota-chan!
Let's see how it goes!
Oh! It's a corner kick team!
It passes over Gaia's line...
Oh! It's dangerous!
It's a one-bound save!
Now, Ota-chan...
To Gaia...
Oh! It's a one-bound save!
Now, it continues...
To... Rissen!
She dodged it!
She dodged it again!
The red team is being pushed back!
Now, it's Sakaguchi!
Oh! It's an exercise nerve disorder!
Sato Akari has reached out her hand!
Sato Akari is the one who became the subject of Kuro-chan Manzai!
Let's do a family manzai and...
I want you to shove it in!
"Kuro-chan Manzai" is...
To Kuro-chan's jokes...
You shove it in with a wire!
And I'm "M" so...
I want you to do it with all your might!
That's it!
Let's watch Akari Sato's crazy Kuro-chan Manzai!
Hi! I'm Kuro-chan of Yasudai Circus!
Hi! I'm tennis genius Akari-chan!
Hey, Akari-chan!
Yes?
Do you know about Kuro-chan's house? Have you ever seen it?
I think I have.
Really?
Yes.
Actually, Kuro-chan's house starts from a house where you can't see mountains.
What kind of mountains?
Garbage mountains!
Are they really living there?
No way!
That's good!
Her face is crazy!
It was crazy. It was pretty crazy.
Her face was crazy! Her face was crazy!
It was five times crazier than I expected!
I forgot to say this, but I actually went to a tennis school and went to an international club.
I see!
Kuro-chan's eyes flew away for a moment.
I was crazy before I fell down.
Can I try to make a fool of you one more time?
Can I make a fool of you one more time?
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
When Akari-chan looks at me like that, I'm embarrassed!
Ohana! It's really fun!
It's getting boring!
The next unreasonable request is...
Kuro-chan! A table!
What is a Kuro-chan table?
From Oguri...
Akari Sato of the Inter high school!
Ota picked it up and...
Finally, Sato Nanami became a table!
Kuro-chan's table will be Sato Nanami's!
I want you all to play cards.
Oh, cards!
However, I want you to put my back on the table and play it.
Yes! Kuro-chan's table is...
Kuro-chan herself becomes a table and plays cards on it! It's crazy!
I can't do it alone, so let's choose three more people.
Four people?
Yes, four people!
With the three people who lost their way, they will play three cards!
By the way, if you lose, you will be punished!
Please do your best!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Kuro-chan, what are you doing?
It's a table!
If you don't do your best, it's a game!
If you don't do your best, it's not funny!
Please do your best!
At first, I was playful, but now I'm serious!
Let's do it!
You can't change your back to your belly!
I did it!
Who did it first?
I did it!
Please pick it up!
I can't pick it up!
You can't pick it up!
I did it!
At first, Sato Akari got one card!
Next is the second game!
I wanted to hide my head and die!
Did you pick it up?
Please pick it up!
Wait a minute!
Next is the final game!
Shitao and Yokoyama Yui!
Which one of you will be punished?
Mikumaren and Yui will be punished!
I did it!
My head is red!
I did it!
Who did it first?
I did it!
The loser, Yokoyama Yui, will be punished!
I hate it!
The loser is...
What kind of punishment is waiting for her?
NMB48's new song "Boukou e Kaire" will be released on the 14th of this month!
This song is played by Shiroba Miru twice in a row!
Please check it out!
And before that, tonight we will deliver the music video of "Boukou e Kaire"
It's a song full of positive messages that pushes the listener's back!
I'm always making mistakes
Even if I try hard, sometimes it doesn't work
I'm so depressed
Before I knew it, you and I have grown up
Nothing has grown
I'm falling into self-doubt
How can I go on living?
I'm not sure about this song, but I think it's pretty good.
The dream I lost sight of is still important in the classroom's table
(The dream I lost sight of is still important in the classroom's table)
Go for it, Yokoyama!
After this, Yokoyama Yui pushes Kuro-chan away!
The shocking content is...
Kuro-chan pushes away Yokoyama Yui, who has lost a long time ago!
If you lost, please hit me on my head with a wire.
What's with you?
Kuro-chan, you're taking all the punishments by yourself.
Let's go beyond our limits. Let's go beyond our limits now.
Hit me as hard as you can!
If you don't, you can't do it!
You can't do it for yourself!
Then I'll do it for you!
Please start the punishment game!
You're getting more and more disgusting things!
I was concentrating here and a different guy came!
Good! Good! Good!
Unexpectedness is good too! Unexpectedness is good too!
I'm glad! I'm glad!
That unexpectedness is important from now on too!
So don't forget what you just said!
Are you happy with that?
I'm glad! I'm glad!
Has AKB been growing?
They're growing!
We did it!
A big sports day with family!
G-SHOCK! A big sports day with family of AKB48 members!
Can you hear your family's voice?
It's a high-high race back to the baby!
And for their cute little sister, they're playing bubbles as big brothers!
Big brothers are the people I love the most in the world!
Look forward to it!
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