AISubs v3.5
Ms. Sassy has a terrible lack of energy in the dressing room.
Tonight, she will finally say what she wants to say to Sassy Hara, who graduated from a group.
No, no, if you show me a punch, it's completely out.
I was surprised to see her paying with a billboard, not a card.
I'll take two dollars.
Do you hurt me with two guns?
It's amazing how you do it.
Sassy Hara, Rino, A.K.A. Bingo, Dusk Exhibition!
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"Butchake Baseball" is currently under attack by Sassy Hara Jewels.
The theme is "the moment you think you might be disqualified as an idol".
"No Out" and "Runner-up" batters are...
"Rokudan", "Short", "Murashige Anna"...
"Hakata no Bakudan", "Murashige" will tell you the "butchake" that can't go into the bonds of the members.
If a member other than you is on a variety show...
you can do an "ego search" in their name to see if they have any marks left on their faces.
Ah, she didn't leave any marks on her face
If you tweet me like that, I will be very happy about it!
Wow, you do "ego search" a lot!
Yes, I am very curious about it.
You know about yourself, but you also know about others.
That's right!
For example, what did you write about recently?
I think Natsumi-kun was hosting a comedy show before.
And I thought "Wow, she is amazing!"
And I was curious about what she was doing.
When I did "ego search", my fans wrote "Natsumi- kun was slacking off today"
And I clicked "like" on it!
That's terrible!
Murashige, with all her heart, said "thank you very much"
7th place, 3rd place, Yui Oguri
I felt like I might be an idol
What is Oguri's moment of being an idol?
I go to a beef bowl restaurant or a super market by myself!
In a super market, you can go in for up to 4 hours!
Home run!
In the crowd of fans, Oguri hits home runs all by herself!
- Oguri-chan, do you eat beef bowl? - I do!
- It's a small portion, isn't it? - Well...
- No, no, don't be so surprised! - It's a small portion, isn't it?
- Thank goodness!
- It really hurts, doesn't it? - No, it's a little weak!
- I thought it would be normal - No, it's a pretty big shock!
- This is what an idol's shield looks like! - This, this, this!
- It's the same level as Murashige's "throwing out her father" - Why is that?!
8th place, pitcher, Chiho Ishida
The next generation ace of Setouchi, Ishida is known for her crazy hobbies!
I always put a score on the members' butts and do "nyan-nyan"!
I can't stop the "nyan-nyan" between my butt and thighs!
What is "nyan-nyan" ?
There is a butt and there is a thigh, isn't it ?
I love this space between them.
It looks like a high roof.
Yes, it is.
By the way, Ishida-san, if you want me to touch one of these members...
Is it true ?
Since you came from far away, you can choose any butt you like.
Can I choose "nyan-nyan" ?
I'll choose Sashihara-san and Oguri-san.
What kind of "nyan-nyan" are these two ?
First of all, let's check Oguri-san's butt.
Excuse me.
Why do you say like that ?
Oh, it's closed !
It's a different kind of "nyan-nyan" !
Yes, it is.
Oh, my hair smells good, too.
You can't touch your hair !
Sashihara-san, would you like to try it ?
I'm glad you came here today.
I'm glad, too.
Excuse me.
I don't have such an opportunity.
Oh, it's this one !
Am I "nyan-nyan" ?
How is it ?
There is a lot of "nyan-nyan" here.
It's like you're listening to the explanation of a steakhouse.
This part is solid.
It's a good butt.
English "nyan-nyan" ?
It's English "nyan-nyan" !
Sashihara-san, you are English "nyan-nyan" !
I'm glad.
Speaking of "nyan-nyan" of AKB, it's "nakanishi".
Would you like to touch it ?
There is a lot of "nyan-nyan" here.
But, inside...
I like thin shoulders and butts.
Including Nakanishi's harsh words, it's a splendid home run!
9th, catcher...
Yamada Nanami.
Actually, Yamada's first hit was...
Mentaiko I bought at the supermarket and ate it in silence.
What kind of meal is this?!
Out!
She didn't cover up her weak point with her tension and easily got out.
This time, she'll aim for a hit with her own embarrassing statement!
I'm scared of standing here.
Let's do it one more time.
I, Yamada Nanami,
have a habit of standing in the middle with my legs crossed.
Out!
What's wrong with me?
First of all, your face after hitting is not funny at all.
That's true.
Yamada-san, I'm really sorry.
That hurts me the most.
Yamada's second hit is out in a row.
Since she hit 9 times in a row, she'll make a change here!
Second time's the charm! She's chasing after her weak point!
What's her last attack theme?
Second time's the charm.
Kashiwagi Otsuboneizu's attack.
Sashihara Rino's "What I want to say now".
Tonight, for the last time, the idol, Sashihara Rino will dedicate it!
Please enjoy the members' special "What I want to say now"!
Now, it's time for the attack behind the second floor!
First, left, Moeka Yahagi.
Sashihara Rino's "What I want to say now".
Sashihara Rino and her best friend's junior, Yahagi's dissatisfaction is...
- Oh, she's being protected! - Yeah.
- She's being protected so much! - Go away!
- Sashihara Rino always changes her face every time she meets eyes... - You're the worst!
- What kind of Rino-san are you? - Sashihara-san.
- What's Sashihara-san? - Huh? It's Sashihara-san, right?
- No, it's Sashihara-san. - Oh, then it's Sashihara! I don't know!
- It's Sashihara! - Okay, here I go!
- Sashihara Rino always changes her face every time she meets eyes!
- But she's not funny at all and she's not very cute, so I always say hello to her!
- Oh, I see! - That's right!
- She does that? - Yes, I have a picture of her. She looks like this.
- That's right. She's not cute. - Wow!
- She's always in trouble, isn't she? - That's right!
- She's always rude, but she's really cute and funny!
- Anyway, she talks to me a lot! She talks a lot! - She talks a lot!
- I think she talks the most! - Yeah, she talks the most here!
- "Hey, Moe-chan, Moe-chan!", "Hey, hey!", like that.
- And even if I say the wrong thing, even if I think it's annoying, she still says "how are you?"
- Well, she is an elder, but she still says it, you know!
- "Hey, Sashihara-san, Moe-chan, you can't". She's going to talk to me!
- Even when she talks to me, she can't! - You can't say "Moe-chan, you can't"!
- How about you, Kashiwagi-san? Do you think she is cute, like this rude-type of person?
- I think she is cute, though! - She is cute, isn't she?
- But there is a reason!
- I don't know when she is going to graduate or when she is going to die.
- She will die! Because she will die!
- Like she is going to die!
Kashiwagi-san, you're not that kind of old woman.
I'm not old at all.
I'm also a homerun.
To be honest, I don't care about my senior, Sashihara, so I'll go first and do a homerun!
Wow, she's good!
2nd place, Kashiwagi Yuki.
Sashihara Rino has something to say.
Kashiwagi has been with Sashihara for more than 10 years, and she has something to say!
Even though you've graduated, please don't sexually harass Yui!
Yui Yui, show me your panties!
What do you mean?
Ever since I announced my graduation, I've been negotiating with Yui Yui to show me her panties or touch my boobs until I graduate.
Why do you negotiate like that, you pervert?
There's a reason why I do that.
When people change their clothes, it's normal for them to wear underwear.
But I've never seen Yui Yui's panties.
You've never seen Yui Yui's panties?
I heard rumors that no one has seen it.
How do you change your clothes?
If it's a skirt, I change it so that you can't see it.
It's embarrassing for people to see it, so I hide it and change it.
So Yui Yui is one of the few people who have seen it.
Even if you've been together for a long time and you're not even teammates, you hide it so much that it's like something is hidden.
She's trying to say that something is hidden.
You're ready, right?
As expected of you!
Number 3, center, Maho Oomori.
I've never talked about it before, but I'm nervous.
Oomori, who used to be a big fan of AKB, is about to tell us about his sad past.
A long time ago, when I was a fan of AKB, I was taking Sashihara-san's handshake test, but...
Actually, my friend asked me to do it, so I skipped the handshake test.
What?!
That's sad!
You didn't want to go?
I prioritized playing with my friends...
What?!
You didn't want to go, but you skipped it?
I didn't want to go...
Please don't use the word "fan" here.
I'm happy.
If you're going to Disneyland for that reason, I'm fine with it.
What did you play with?
At the AKB theater, I played with Kabe-chan and his photos...
You lost to Kabe?!
Kabe-chan?!
That's amazing!
She's a human!
Umeyama-san, do you have any fans?
Do you have any seniors you respect?
I don't have any.
That's fascinating!
She doesn't have any.
She's fascinating!
She's great! She doesn't fall for anyone! She's wonderful!
Next, with a lot of know-hows, Yokoyama Yui, Sashiara's best friend...
My job, beauty, hobbies, everything is done at Sashiko!
The fortune-telling I learned recently is...
I go there about four times a week!
Four times?!
That's too much!
Fortune-telling about fortune-cookies that make you fall in love has become more dangerous!
I can't believe I'm getting fortune-telling myself!
This is great! This is human!
Sashiara's surprising secret has been revealed and she gets one more point!
Furthermore...
Sasshi-san's excitement in the dressing room is terrible!
When you're in a low mood, the atmosphere in the dressing room is hell!
When I think about the lyrics, the conversation is really low-key!
I really don't want to think about it!
I know, right?!
Correct!
Newcomer Atanabe gets Sashiara's surprised face and gets one more point!
Number six... Short... Tanaka Natsumi...
As an H.K.T. student, Tanaka, who has been with Sashiara for a long time, gets Sashiara's fortune- telling!
Thank you for taking about ten of us to a sushi restaurant before!
But, when I saw you paying with...
...not a card, but a satsu-taba, I couldn't help but laugh!
We were taken to a sushi restaurant that we could never go to.
There were about ten of us in total.
Since it was so expensive, I thought I'd pay with a card.
I took out the envelope from my backpack and took out a satsu-taba and counted it.
And I paid with cash.
You look like a dead godfather.
But I thought it was cool.
Basically, I didn't carry my wallet with me.
I just took out my envelope and left it as it was.
Why didn't you use a card?
I just took it out and left it as it was.
Nowadays, everyone uses a card.
I'm not a cashier.
Why is that?
I don't like it when my card stops.
That's why I use cash.
How much do you usually put in?
Today?
Yes.
Today is 20,000 yen.
I don't know what's in it.
Wow!
What's in it?
We also got New Year's money.
We got 20,000 yen.
Wow!
New Year's money!
At the moment of the countdown, we gave each of us 10,000 yen.
There were 16 of us.
No, there were 15 of us.
I don't know the details.
Then we gave it to newcomers.
There were about 30 of us.
Wow!
You raised us up!
We made it!
She didn't fall down.
The countdown continued for 2.32 seconds.
However...
Sasehara's skin was too beautiful.
She enlarged her Twitter account and checked her pores.
She was out!
She's cute!
Why?
She's cute!
That's harsh!
She's out!
After Momo is out, the next batter is...
Number 8, pitcher, Utada Hatsuka!
Team A and Utada are celebrating Sasha Larino's calculated action!
When I was crying, you talked to me and cheered me up for the first time, and I was very happy!
But you had a camera, so were you aiming for sympathy?
No, but this is...
When we were playing rock-paper-scissors and I touched my teammate...
Oh, you were together!
When we were playing rock-paper-scissors and I lost and Sasha Larino was crying...
She was filming me with her camera and was commenting to me...
Oh, you're filming from behind, so if you do this, you'll get stopped...
"Are you okay?" She asked me like that and I was very happy at the time!
When Sasha Larino was interviewing you...
When she was interviewing you and you were like this...
I couldn't stop her from talking to you!
There's one more...
When I was singing a song with Airi Rise at a concert...
I was very nervous!
And Ms. Toshihara talked to me and asked me, "Are you crying?"
And I said, "Oh, I'm not crying!"
And she said, "Oh, I see!"
I said, "That's right!"
Basically, I like girls who are crying for real!
Because they're cute!
So you're not interested in girls who aren't crying?
Yes! I thought, "Oh, you're not crying!"
You're not crying?
I'm not crying!
This is a hit, too!
A hit!
Utana is a hit!
They're finally one point apart!
And with that...
This is a home run comeback!
A home run comeback!
With this big chance, will she be able to get in?
Number 9...
Catcher...
Chiori Nakanishi...
Sasha Larino...
She's retired now...
Since the time of HKT, Sasha Larino and Kai Kizuna have been connected!
Will Nakanishi be able to make a home run comeback?
Tonight, they will perform their first unit song "Kegareteiru Shinritsu" from their last performance at the theater, and it will be their last precious performance as an original member, including Tanikawa, Nakano, Yamada and Yokomichi who will graduate.
Even if I knew the truth that was being told,
it wouldn't dye my heart in color.
I've been avoiding the existing truth for a long time.
I thought I didn't want to spend it.
Any feeling,
If you're close, you'll understand.
Even if I knew it, I didn't want to despair until my heart.
After this, is there going to be a comeback goodbye Manrei Homura?
The young man who will have a comeback at Homura, the batter Nakanishi, indeed...
A long time ago, when I didn't have any clothes at the handshake party, Sassy lent me a fluffy and cute dress!
Thank you so much!
I borrowed it and wore it down in my private life!
You were biting it!
But, did you get it? That you were biting it!
No, I was biting it!
You were biting it!
Depending on what's inside...
This one! This one!
Ah, I see! I see!
You're crazy! You're crazy!
It's time! It's time! It's time!
I didn't know what kind of clothes you were going to lend me, but I think Sassy gave me a really white,
fluffy, you can probably see my pants, really short one-piece dress!
Such stability!
Well, I really liked it, and I wore it in my private life, and when I played with my friends, I wore it.
Then, maybe my friends noticed that it didn't look good on me, and when I was asked "Who did you borrow it from?",
I stopped wearing it!
It's time!
Mori-san, smile! Mori-san, smile!
You're biting it!
Spit it out! Spit it out!
You're biting it!
Is it okay now? Can you say it now?
You can say it now, right?
Yes, you can say it now!
I'll do anything you say!
Even if it's a one-shot gag, I'll do it with all my strength!
Then, Sanma-san's impersonation!
Oh, it's like a short one!
Yes! Then, Takeshi-san!
I couldn't make a weird sound at the end!
Sashihara-san's last one!
Masquerade!
It's really ugly!
The image is really ugly!
With her friend's hard work, Kashiwagi Otsubonezu learned the reverse "goodbye" form!
This is her hard work!
With "goodbye", Kashiwagi Otsubonezu won!
Kasia-san, what do you think of AK Bingo?
I've been watching AK Bingo recently.
I'm happy to be back here.
To be honest, I thought AK Bingo was boring.
But everyone is serious about it.
I think AK B's future is bright.
It was fun!
Thank you very much!
AK Bingo is the only show.
I refuse all other shows for this show!
I have love for this show!
Next week, during their drive trip, what will the members think about?
I started thinking about songs when I was in school.
Next week, they will go on a food drive trip with their seniors and juniors!
Come on, baby!
It's fish!
What do the members think of AK Bingo now?
It's a little difficult to make a name more famous than this.
It would be nice if we could make one that we aim for.
Finally, in order to go back to their early days, they will go back to that place in their memories!
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