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Bingo! The atmosphere in the studio is too bad!
When I said "die", they never came again.
Idols reveal forbidden stories they've never told before!
"Buttchake Baseball"!
I take it home and publish it.
"Shogeki no Buttchake" is hot!
This lolicon, die!
"Sorry"!
"Oija Manjiyanaika"!
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Five years ago, fresh A.C.E. is back again!
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Continuing from last week, "Kashiwagi-otsubo-ne- zuna-ppu-chake"!
The theme is "sadness you can only say now"!
"Night", "light", "sing for the first time"...
What is the first "sadness" that a mysterious team mate confesses to her teammates?
Go ahead!
I don't have confidence in my own face!
But I have confidence in my teammates' old photos!
I have a photo...
The one I always look at!
Isn't it hot?
Don't mess up my red hair like you just did!
I have another one!
"Oija Manjiyanaika"!
How old were you?
I was in 6th grade in elementary school.
You used that picture, didn't you?
What are you doing?
I'll do my best!
In addition, a very precious audition video of Oguri will be released here!
I'm Oguri, 545 years old.
I'm 12 years old.
I'm in 7th grade in elementary school.
So cute!
How long are you going to use this kind of video?
I'm going to keep this kind of video.
Hit!
Okay, hit!
5th, 1st, Maho Oomori.
Maho Oomori, who used to be a big fan of AKB, is now...
When I used to be just an AKB otaku, I used to go shake hands with Haruka Komiyama and Yui Oguri.
But I couldn't shake hands with Rin Okabe, who is from Ibaraki Prefecture.
Rin Okabe has a very typical face and I like her very much and I wanted to go shake hands with her.
But she is strict with DD.
When I see her with other members of Ren, I feel like I don't care who she is.
Do you look at other members of Ren?
I can see them.
Even though you were next to them at that time?
I hate them in my heart.
Rin, your eyes are getting scary.
You have shaken hands with many members of Ren, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
Of course, I have shaken hands with Kamiharu, Yui Oguri, Hama and Tsugumi.
I see. There is a picture of you.
It's a picture of two idols in a row.
Komiyama-san, you are a little behind in such a situation.
My handshake is received by a really cute girl.
Her face is small.
She says, "Isn't the fan cuter than Kamiharu?"
She puts the desk in front of me and the chair behind me.
It's a completed back step.
She added one more point with her AKB fan age.
Sixth place, short, Okabe Rin.
What does team A captain Okabe want to apologize for now?
Let's go.
At the end of the handshake or live,
in your heart,
how many people will wear glasses in a row?
We are playing "glasses bingo".
Is it a cute story or a scary story? I want to hear it.
As a teammate, we send them off after a civic meeting or something like that.
That's about 1,000 people.
When I say hello one by one like that,
it's quite difficult,
so when I'm trying to make something fun in myself,
there are a lot of people wearing glasses,
so if I think something will continue,
about six people will continue,
and I'm looking forward to exceeding five or six people.
What a plain hobby.
You're counting glasses.
You've been doing handshakes and handshakes for years.
That's right.
At first, I thought, "Wow, how many people are wearing glasses like this?"
But when I didn't care so much,
a person who was bald came up to me and said, "Put a nickname on your appearance."
I was wearing a hot checkered shirt,
but I said, "Red check!" and shook it off.
And he said, "Have a good year!"
Hit her!
With Okabe's hit that blew up an idol's heart, it went wild!
7th, 3rd, Tanaka Natsumi.
H.K.T.'s variety queen, Tanaka!
After this, Sashihara is also in shock!
At the Sashi Market, a Sashi festival that is held regularly...
Even though there are only 3, we brought home 10!
What do you mean?
Sashihara gives us a lot of cardboard boxes twice a year.
There are a lot of high brands among them.
There is a rule of 2 or 3.
While everyone was playing rock-paper-scissors, I thought I could do it now, so I brought about 5 high brands.
They also give us shoes.
But Sashi-san is probably 23cm, right?
23.5cm!
I'm 24cm!
I don't wear shoes, but I'm a high brand, so I bring them home and print them out.
Due to the shock of Sashihara's shoes being released, it's a turning point home run!
8th, pitcher, Yuy Yokoyama.
Her high dancing ability is also known as "AKB 1"
What does Yokoyama have to say about it?
I, Yuy Yokoyama, think I'm not good because I'm an idol, so I eat a lot.
But recently, I ate 7 servings of gyoza for dinner!
I ate 7 servings of gyoza for dinner!
Why did you eat 7 servings of gyoza?
It's for my family!
Do you have any proof?
No, I don't!
I didn't know you would do this!
I usually do it!
Isn't it too strict?
The "thief" episode of "Natsumi-kan" was too strict.
If you compare it with that, I'm sorry, but it's out!
There's no proof!
9th place, catcher Kyoka Tada!
She looks like she's 19 years old!
She's been an idol for a little over a year!
I'm going to burn you!
How much are you going to burn me?
Don't burn me!
When I went sightseeing at the theater park, I ate the lunchboxes of the cast and crew!
They were making a fuss about the lunchboxes disappearing, but I didn't say anything and went home!
Theater parks have lunchboxes for cast and crew.
But you can't eat the lunchboxes of the cast and crew who went sightseeing.
Because it's in the way in the park, the lunchboxes are taken out of the dressing room.
So I ate it because it looked delicious!
You always do it!
I did it when I was in the army!
You do it a lot!
I do it a lot!
That's not true!
It's true!
At that time, it was a beef tongue lunchbox!
So I was a little happy!
But you said you wouldn't eat it with me and looked happy!
You said you would eat it!
Is it break time?
Out!
The first round is over.
Right now, Kashiwagi Otsubonezu is leading by 2 points.
Kashiwagi-san, what do you think of the situation so far?
I was surprised that everyone started shaving their bodies before I knew it.
I was surprised.
H.K.T. is flying.
I thought it was natural, but I didn't intend to fly it, but I flew it.
A.K.B. is coming.
A.K.B. is getting a little weird.
Next is the second round.
Sashio Rajimaru's attack.
The theme is...
The moment I felt that I might be disqualified for being an idol.
Now, it's a two-time head-to-head attack.
First, left.
Mukaichi Mio.
She loves A.K.B. and her knowledge is number one.
Can we see Director Sougo Mukaichi's back?
Recently, who do you think has suddenly become cute?
Let's go back in time and check how she has changed!
I've always thought that Yui Yui is really cute.
My impression of her in the past was that she was like a sweet potato.
So I was wondering how she has changed.
You went back in time and saw her from a sweet potato to a flower, didn't you?
Yui Yui was kicked out of Iwanoto Terozan Park once.
She was one of the eight.
Since then, she has become cute.
You are confident!
Yes, I am confident that I have been chosen.
When you are confident, you become beautiful.
I really thought that when I saw Yui.
Until then, I didn't have a chance to be with my seniors.
And it happened for the first time.
Since then, I have become more and more confident.
Okuma-san, do you have a moment when you feel relieved?
Before I came in, I was in a softball club.
And I was burning up.
I had a face like a sweet potato.
I saw you at the audition.
You had a face like a sweet potato.
You are beautiful from the beginning, aren't you?
Yes, you are cute.
You are cute.
When I auditioned, my bangs were short and I had eyebrows.
You are cute.
My fans told me that I was cute.
Your face, Kansai dialect and your voice are great.
Your MC is really good at expressing personal feelings.
You are right.
You always stand in a nice position like this.
Of course, it is a hit.
As expected of Iwanoto!
That's great!
Number 2, second place...
Kato Rena!
Kato, who acts as an actress, model and multi- character,
says her response to her idol-disqualified fans!
At the handshake party, my fans asked me, "I'm M, so please say 's'."
When I said "die", they never came back!
And she has a unique way of speaking to her fans!
Hey, please don't show me that sad look on your face!
Moe-chan, I respect you!
Oh my god! She gave me back!
She gave me back!
This is a little scary!
This is about 3 or 4 years ago,
but back in the day, I had a cool image,
and there were a lot of people who told me to say "s" like that.
And back in the day, I couldn't think of anything.
I couldn't think of any harsh words to say,
so I just said "die" and forgot about it.
That's definitely no good!
And I had already decided how many seconds I was going to shake hands with them,
and if I just said the words I had in my head,
they wouldn't come back.
Do you get told to say harsh words?
Yes.
Oh, you do!
But I think Wink is pretty harsh too.
How do you say it?
Die, you roller coaster!
I thought Wink would be okay,
but she came back with a lot of mice next time.
Die, you roller coaster!
You too?
Yes.
What did you say?
I told her to grow out her hair and then come back.
Die, you roller coaster!
You say that to people who don't have a lot of hair, right?
I'm just making it into a joke.
You're saying it to me, right?
Yes, I'm saying it to you.
What do you want me to say to people who don't seem like they'd say it?
That's why you two are like this.
It's definitely too empty and you don't know what you're saying.
Number 3, center, Ayami Nagatomo.
As a young variety show host,
Nagatomo, who has shown her past,
reveals her idol-disqualified complex!
Even though I'm an idol,
my boobs are drooping, so...
Only my right boob is sticking out of my bra.
Mr. Yagatomo, both your hair and your boobs are drooping.
My bra is like this.
But only my right boob is drooping.
So I have to buy both of them.
If I buy both of them, I have to go to the park early.
While I was buying both of them, my boobs were sticking out of my bra.
Your boobs are like this now.
Wait a minute. Is there a survey in this program?
My underarms are sticking out of my bra.
Mr. Yagatomo has broken his own complex and won twice in a row.
Yoban, Light, Sashihara, Rino.
Sashihara, who graduated as an idol and is not afraid of anything, is angry.
I'm sorry for everyone's feelings.
The program staff has a complaint.
Bingo! The atmosphere in the studio is too bad!
When I first appeared in a variety show, I was in a lot of trouble.
I have never appeared in a variety show outside of it.
I was always doing my best only for AK Bingo.
Anyway, no one laughed.
Of course, it's our fault, but there are also four shots.
Everyone is getting tired little by little.
Both the performers and the staff are tired.
It's a miracle that it's not funny and you don't laugh.
Among them, Mr. Mouri and Mr. P only laughed.
I was so happy and I thought they were laughing at me.
But when I looked back, Mr. Mouri's eyes were dead.
I was so scared.
When I first appeared in a different program, I realized how easy it is to do a variety show like this.
We thought it would be different if we did it outside.
We were like, "Let's go, Yankees!"
On the contrary, we were the type of people who only came here after doing it outside.
Actually, at that time, the only director was in this studio.
Yes, it's this person.
Who is it? Who is it?
Everyone doesn't know, right now.
Maybe...
Don't come! Don't come!
I'm scared!
I don't know his smiling face!
It's my first time seeing it!
Fujiwara-san! Please come down here for a second!
Seriously?
I'm scared!
My heart is pounding!
Fujiwara-san, please come down!
Please come down for a second!
With the director who was scared at the time,
it's been 5 years since they met in a studio!
Fujiwara-director!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared!
I remember it!
Please come over here for a second!
I'm scared!
Let's talk for a second with Fujiwara-san!
Yes, let's talk for a second!
Let's talk for a second!
Is it dangerous?
Let's talk for a second, Fujiwara-san!
I'm not forcing you to laugh!
I just wanted you to hold me warmly!
With a warm feeling!
What was he like at the time?
Since then...
Since the meeting!
Since the meeting?
Everyone was like that!
The director was very scared!
What was Fujiwara-san like at the time?
He was actively speaking!
Yes, he was doing his best!
Why didn't you laugh at Fujiwara-san's claims?
It wasn't funny!
No!
Cute!
There aren't many comedians other than the MCs, so it can't be helped with our skills, but that's why we laugh in a way that's easy for us to speak.
Everyone's laughter is important, so it's better to laugh out loud.
Can you practice laughing a little at the end?
Murashige does a one-shot gag and laughs at everything.
For some reason, Murashige and the director of "Innen" have a confrontation!
I want you to walk with me on the road of love.
From Kojima Mako's graduation performance held at the AKB theater the other day,
we deliver Tanpopo's determination.
Okada Nana of the same period, who was called Sanjuushi with Kojima,
and Nishi no Miki, who graduated, also rush in and see Kojima singing with a smile.
Please burn it in your eyes!
My heart is shaking
Who did you fall for?
Murashige vs. Director! The battle will be...
Murashige will challenge Fujima's director!
Murashige, anything is fine.
As long as it's not funny.
Mentaiko!
Wait, wait, wait. Isn't it different?
Isn't it funny?
Okay, okay, I got it.
It's about the handshake party.
She came only once, but it left a great impression.
I'll imitate her.
Thank you, Annie!
That's what she said.
She hasn't come since then.
Is it that funny?
It's tough.
Now that she said what she felt last year, the judge is...
The judge is, of course...
Omura!
It turned out to be a good story.
Omura!
But...
Sasha's winning run also left without any expression.
Without any expression.
I can't stand the softness between my butt and thighs.
She's still honest!
It's not funny at all and it's not very cute.
I'm not cute, so I always smile.
Next week!
To be honest with Sasha, I'm devastated!
When you're not excited, the atmosphere in the dressing room is hell!
She took out a envelope from her backpack and said, "I'm going to kill you."
Too many Sasha episodes one after another!
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