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Female entertainers' No. 1 deciding match "The W" will be broadcasted on Japanese TV this year as well.
18 members of AKB will participate in a serious comedy contest aiming for the top of about 600 female entertainers.
And tonight...
It's bad.
No, no, no.
Hit me. It feels really good.
It's bad. It's bad.
It's bad.
AKB is practicing hard.
I want you to shake my butt.
Shake my butt?
I don't like it.
Shake my butt?
I'm really grateful for you. I want you to give me a big hug.
And finally...
The members will go on stage for the first round.
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Joining from Nekketsu Shudan SKE is...
KUSHIN NAO!
Tochigi has food that looks like vomit!
Last year, they broke through the first round by dissing their hometown, Tochigi, but...
They want to make it to the second round.
I'm really, really frustrated. There's so much regret left in me. I want revenge.
As their desire for revenge grows stronger...
SKE48's Kaori Matsumura appears!
I feel like I'm always stuck.
I feel like I have to overdo it more than I think I should.
It's tough, isn't it?
Last year, SKE48's reliable senpai supported them from practice to costume design!
This year, I want to make it to the second round as well.
This year as well, SKE48's Matsumura and two people in a tripod have come up with...
Tochigi.
We're going to make our own characters.
They're going to diss their hometown, Tochigi, with the characters they've designed!
That's cute!
Now, practice starts!
Don't say only good things about Tochigi!
There's so much to say about Tochigi!
Don't say only good things about Tochigi!
You have to say it with more emotion!
Matsumura's "No good!"
Don't say only good things about Tochigi!
Say more!
Say your feelings!
Matsumura-san, you're good!
From now, SKE's hot-blooded guidance begins!
No, no, no...
Say more!
Hit me! It feels good!
I said, don't say only good things about Tochigi!
Don't say only good things about Tochigi!
And...
OK! For now, OK!
It's more difficult than last time!
When she asked for help later...
No! I can't do it!
Matsumura wasn't there.
Is Matsumura-san not here today for practice?
Yes! I can't just rely on him!
I don't want Kaori-san to teach me everything from one to ten.
When he's not here, I want to do my best and show him what I can do.
Last year, she relied on Matsumura.
There was one incident that changed that.
And that is...
I, Matsumura Kaori, will graduate from SKE48!
Yes! Matsumura's graduation announcement!
I want Kaori-san to think that I can do it even if I'm alone.
And I want him to be relieved and graduate.
And Matsumura checks the finished video!
Everyone! I'm Tochigi's mascot, Tochiko!
Today, I'm going to tell you a lot of good things about Tochigi!
Tochigi sells a lot of lemon milk, but it's 0% fruit juice!
Matsumura's evaluation is...
I'm so nervous!
I could feel that Don-chan thought about it and came up with this idea.
I could feel that you've changed a lot in a year.
I'm glad!
Then, Matsumura said...
Which one is it?
Don-chan, which one is it?
Which one is it, Don-chan?
Which one is it?
The character I designed for this story, Tochigo's helmet.
Yes, it's actually Matsumura.
For three days, he made Tochigo from scratch.
Don-chan is basically very serious.
But when it comes to Fetti's activities, there are still parts that haven't been rewarded yet.
I think I'm trying things like "W" because I don't think I can do it right now.
I like being able to act without being satisfied with myself right now.
On the other hand, there are feelings of revenge.
I don't think I've left anything behind or accomplished anything in SKE.
She couldn't get a satisfactory result at SKE.
She was betting on "the W" to grab a chance here.
However...
Last year, when I did this...
What do you want to achieve?
Many fans told me that.
I wish I could connect with something from here.
That's what I'm thinking.
It's like they knew that.
Matsumura was the only one who understood Fetti's feelings for "the W".
I'm really grateful for it, so I want to give it back in the form of a "win".
I'm moved.
She practices for revenge.
Then...
How was it? Was it good practice?
Yeah, it was good.
Our "s".
SKE's absolute "s", Matsui Jurina, also rushed to cheer for her.
You should do it more cute.
Like this?
I want you to move your butt.
Like this?
As expected of SKE's passionate group.
Matsui's guidance was also passionate.
I'm actually alone on stage, but Kaori-san who supported me...
I think there's a circle around me and I'm standing there.
With the feeling of standing together, I want to do my best.
Will the two of them be able to make up for last year's revenge?
It's hot.
Let's do it again.
We're going to win.
It's different from making unnecessary memories like this.
The three of you mentioned the three brothers of Kameda.
SKE48 is such a passionate group.
Some of you may think it's strict and so on...
If everyone isn't good, you won't succeed.
It's like watching a documentary of Ginza's hostesses.
But it's really hot.
Takahashi-san, do you want to join SKE?
Yes, I want to look at it from a distance.
Like this, in their own ways...
For about two months, the 18 members faced laughter.
You should be aware of it as soon as possible.
And finally, the first round day has come.
The audience is eager for laughter.
I'm so nervous.
I'm so excited.
I'm saying it's an unknown world, but I don't know what it's like or what the atmosphere is like.
The members enter the venue one by one.
Meanwhile, Fukushi is...
I'm scared.
I'm really scared.
I'm nervous.
The female entertainers, who are rivals, are waiting in the dressing room with me.
Matsumura puts on makeup for them.
And finally, the show begins.
This time, we'll only be asked if it's interesting or not.
All right, I'll do my best.
Then I'll go.
Everyone!
I'm Tochigi's mascot, Tochiko!
Today, I'm going to tell you a lot of good things about Tochigi!
First of all, Tochigi is famous for its delicious strawberries called "Tochiotome".
Cute, cute.
I'm not just saying good things about Tochigi.
Tochigi has a lot of things you can say about it, doesn't it?
No! The devil inside me is Tochigi's mascot!
Tochigi is... Tochigi is...
I know it's a lot of work, but I'll give you a zero percent discount!
I have a lot of delicious food, you know!
You do, don't you? That ultimate thing.
That's no good! That's no good at all!
If you're going to use your eyes for business, use them for death too!
That looks like...
GERONIMO!
Fuku-shi did her best until the end!
It's so funny!
After the story...
Scary...
Scary!
The next challenger is...
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Macharin from Taiwan.
Last year, I was really frustrated, so I want to go higher.
She practiced for two months for last year's "Revenge". Can she laugh?
Hello, everyone! I'm Macharin from Taiwan.
I'm going to ask you where you're from and do a "tsukomi" in kabuki.
Oh, you're from Tokio.
Where are you from?
Kanagawa.
When you say where you're from...
Look up!
Where are you from?
Nagoya.
Are you from Nagoya?
There's a gap in front of me!
Traffic manners are so bad!
She's so excited!
But something unexpected happens!
I'm from Tokio.
Oh, where are you from?
I'm from Kinsei.
Kinsei?
Isn't that Japan?
I'm from Kinsei.
Oh, I see!
I can't do it!
What should I do?
I'll do it!
I can't do it!
Macharin's time limit is over!
Time over is the target!
No way!
I can't believe it!
I'll never forget the air raid shelter in Kinsei!
Last year, NMB48 Nagisa Shibuya advanced to the third round of the R-1 Grand Prix.
The story is finally out at about five o'clock. Is it weak?
It's a little hard to understand with this.
I'd like you to make it clearer.
The story was created with the cooperation of the author.
Nagisa Shibuya will perform it at the Osaka venue.
Let's do our best at the mobile shop!
What kind of skin do you have?
I have an iPhone X and an iPhone X!
Is it the X function?
Sometimes you suddenly run out of battery, right?
In such a case, you can use this.
You can charge it with your own energy.
If you're a customer, you can charge it with one shot!
No way! It's a dirty joke!
What is Shibuya's evaluation of the idol?
Now, let's take a look at the stages of the other members.
First of all, Yoshikawa and Takahashi's team 8 combination!
Both of us can play an instrument, so I'd like to get our instruments involved.
Let's play each other's song and guess what title it is!
I'll go first!
"Aitakatta"!
Correct! It's fast!
It's easy! I'll do it!
Don Quijote! Don Quijote!
- Don Quijote! - You got it!
The answer is Minatsubu Shopping!
What a good feeling!
Moreover, she's the only one from STU to participate with a pin!
Kai Cocoa, junior high school student!
I'm scared.
- I'm scared! - I'm scared!
When she practiced beforehand, she was afraid of going out alone.
I'm scared.
Kai was shedding tears alone.
But she did her best on the stage!
Chan! Okada's ex-boyfriend!
She managed to laugh!
Moreover, the members made the venue excited unexpectedly!
I want to put in what I'm good at.
I haven't performed in front of my fans yet.
Chiba and Nishikawa's junior high school student duo!
During school, for some reason, they start riding first-class cars.
Not first-class cars, but first-class cars for classes!
Really?
Everyone does it, but is there such a school?
It's funny for a happening where you seriously fall down, but there are also members who struggle with a tough comedy stage.
Who is similar to Sento-kun?
A middle school student duo, Taguchi and Suzuki, who compete with AKB members who are similar to Sento-kun.
You forgot the line.
I didn't fall down. I'm sorry.
She challenged herself with Taguchi's Spartan practice.
Are you used to it?
Of course I'm used to it.
She's starting to say that she's similar to Nara's mascot, Sento-kun.
Are you all similar?
The audience's eyes were harsh.
It was harsh for Suzuki-san, wasn't it?
About two days before the competition, we had a joke match outside.
She forgot all the lines.
I asked her not to make me do it today, so I remember it in my head.
She's sweet.
Taguchi-san and Kato-san, please don't look at them like you're avenging your parents.
Please don't.
And now, it's time for the result announcement.
We will now announce the result!
Among the entries with more than 600 entries, only about one-third of you will pass.
Those with the entry number and name will advance to the second round!
First up is number 338.
Yoshikawa and Takahashi's results are coming up.
Number 318, Bittons.
Number 332, Marshall.
Number 342, Ume.
Unfortunately, they didn't pass.
Furthermore, Kai, Chiba and Nishikawa, Taguchi and Suzuki also didn't pass.
Next, Machari. She exceeded the time limit and had a handicap of 0 points, but did she...
As a result of the first round...
I passed.
You passed?
From here.
You passed?
Really? Thank you very much.
Next, Shibuya who challenged in Osaka alone...
As a result of the first round...
I passed the first round.
Next, Fukushi who is waiting for the result with his senior Matsumura...
Did he...
Today's release!
AKB48's new single "No Way Man"!
The most difficult dance in history!
Pay attention to the members dancing while shaking their hair!
AKB48's new single "No Way Man" has been released!
Red Ocean, I'm sure it won't be interesting
The Blue Ocean is where we're headed from now on
What should I believe in? In the deep darkness?
I don't need any proof anymore, I don't care if it's just my imagination
I don't care if it's right or wrong, I just keep moving forward
Whether it's good or bad, I have to try putting it all together to understand
It's okay to die, it's okay, don't cry
I can't believe that such a thing will happen.
After this, as a result of "the w" revenge...
Why is there a gap action?
Tonight at 7 o'clock, we, AKB48, will also appear as guest artists.
In "Heisei Itchi Song Medley", we will perform "Koisuru Fortune Cookie"
Please look forward to it!
Senpai Matsumura and two people in a tricycle are playing "the w" revenge.
Will they pass?
No. 109, Koizumi Toro.
The result is sudden.
No. 215, Morige.
No. 216, Shingo.
No. 230, Hoshino.
They successfully passed the first round!
I want to do my best.
I can't cry.
After this, director So and young ace will go to "the w" stage.
I'm being pushed by management.
Next week, it's obvious that they will go to "the w" stage.
I'm full of hope.
We're idols, so let's do our best.
There's a lot of things I can't accept.
So I want to prove it.
The members tried their best to laugh.
What will be the result?
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