AISubs v3.5
Fear, once again!
I'm gonna die!
This is bad!
So far, a number of A.K.A.B. legends have challenged themselves with no questions asked.
It's the fear-inducing Chaburi Touch Ball!
Here we go!
Last time it was held about two and a half years ago, including newcomers...
But...
Due to a number of severe Chaburi Touch Balls, the studio is in a panic!
What's wrong?
They even started crying!
However, tonight...
They will...
Be challenged on YouTube!
More severe Chaburi Touch Balls will be held!
In addition, that member will copy Hyokkorihan!
Yes, Hyokkorihan!
Hyokkorihan!
A.K.A.B. Go!
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Now, we've reached the line...
How is it, everyone?!
Good job!
Anyway, everyone...
Touch Balls...
Is there anything you want to hit this guy with?
To be honest, if you don't look at the camera like this...
I'm already shaking!
So...
Satone-chan said...
Let's aim for Taguchi-chan!
See?!
She's being targeted, Taguchi!
Last time...
After Satone-san hit me...
From the outside court...
She said, "I won't be a hero anymore!"
Did you say that?
Unexpectedly...
Did you hit me behind my back?
Last time, I felt sorry for hitting you with the ball.
That's rare. How about this time?
I think it's fine.
But you have a lot of body parts. Where do you want to hit?
If it's Katrina-san, I want to hit her legs.
Why Katrina-san?
She's pretty, isn't she?
What's pretty about her?
I want to do this.
You're scared of scary things, aren't you?
She's scary.
Please explain the rules of the 3rd draft.
I'm Saito Haruna of the 3rd draft.
I'm Sato Shiori of the 3rd draft.
Sato Shiori?
Are you Sato Shiori of Keyakizaka46?
No, I'm not!
Keyakizaka46's Shiori is Itohen.
And I'm...
Gonden!
Yes.
Thank you!
You're great!
There wasn't even a single rule explanation.
Please explain the rules.
Will Kyoken Taguchi become a typhoon?
"Mecha Buri Danji" Start!
Here we go!
The first theme is this!
"Entertainer Joke Challenge"!
It's a scary entertainer joke challenge.
Let's have the entertainer appear.
Here you go!
Now...
Let's all say the entertainer's name!
"Entertainer of Entertainment"!
Hiyoko!
Sorry for keeping you waiting!
It's Hyokori-han!
Today, Hyokori-han will come out of various places!
Alright!
First of all, this!
Kaboom!
With this, I'll send you all an e-mail!
Then, music, start!
Three, two, one, go!
Here we go!
Hyokori-han!
Let's go! Let's go!
Yes, Hyokori-han!
Hyokori-han has come out!
Then, next is this!
Is it okay now?
This, this, this! Send me an e-mail!
It's impossible now!
With this, I'll make you Hyokori-han!
Music, start!
Hyokori-han has come out!
Three, two, one, go!
Okay!
Alright!
Does it feel good?
Okay!
Here we go!
Hyokori-han!
Thank you!
He's come out!
Thank you!
Alright! This time, the entertainer is Hyokori- han!
As expected of you, Hyokori-han!
You're the best, Hyokori-han!
Now, this hairstyle, clothes and costumes,
you'll have Hyokori-han do them all in Korean!
Just now you said "Ahn Da Ki Ah!"
Now you say "Eh?"
If you master this,
you can do it anywhere and you'll become a master!
That's right!
If you can do it on your own, you'll be the strongest!
Oh, Yamada-san!
Yes!
Yamada-san, what do you think?
You look like someone!
Yamada and Hyokori-han look like someone!
Do we?
There's a sense of intimacy!
Oh!
Ready, start!
Now, the jump ball!
The one who won is Taniguchi!
From the outside, it's coming in!
Oh, a high speed ball!
However, the opponent's ball...
Now, Suzuki!
It's in!
Oh!
- Is it out? - No, it's not.
- It's not out? - Huh?
What happened? Show me in slow motion.
In slow motion...
The ball that Suzuki threw went straight to Oguri.
And...
Oh! The ball hit Oguri!
The mic was capturing the truth!
- It's in, isn't it? - It's in!
- It's in!
- It's in for sure. But it didn't stop. - Yeah.
- It's in! - It's in!
It's in for sure!
Now, it's showtime!
Now, Oguri's standby is complete!
Oguri-san!
Hi! I'm Oguri-han!
- Nice! - Oguri-han!
- Oguri-han!
- She's cute! - She's cute!
She's cute and nice, isn't she? She does look like her.
But...
She's too cute for me to handle.
That's right! Hyokkori-han and Oguri-han...
...will use these items to show off their improvised jokes!
- Shall we go with Hyokkori-han first? - Got it!
- Let's do it! - Alright!
Hyokkori Battle, start!
- Three, two, one, go! - Alright!
Alright!
Okay!
- All in? - Yes!
- Hyokkori-han! - Hyokkori-han!
- Nice! - You can do it!
Alright!
Nice!
Hyokkori-han!
- You're good! - You're good!
- You chose another ball, didn't you? - I only choose balls, so I don't know much about it.
- Hyokkori-han! - Hyokkori-han!
- Alright!
- Who is it? - Who is it?
- I'm scared! - Alright!
Hyokkori-han!
Three, two, one, go!
- Alright! - Alright!
- Three strikes! - Alright!
- Hyokkori-han! - Good!
- Three, two, one, go! - Three, two, one, go!
- Alright! - Three, two...
- Good! Where did it go?
- Where did it go?! - Where did it go?!
- Two, one! Got it!
- Last one! - Last one!
Here we go, Yoccoli-han!
Yes!
Isn't it working now?
What are you doing?
It's heavy!
Yoccoli-han!
One more time!
Yoccoli-han!
Nice one, Yoccoli!
It's heavy!
Stop it!
Here we go, Yoccoli-han!
It's going to work!
It was dramatic!
Amazing!
It's better than the main character, Hyokkori-han!
Nice one, Hyokkori-han!
You did a good job with the drama!
How is it, Hyokkori-han?
It's good!
You know, stories are hard to make right away.
You did it well, Hyokkori-han!
Oguri. Oguri.
Maybe you should keep doing it from now on.
Is it okay? Is it okay for me to run away?
Yes, from now on, Hyokkori of AKB is Oguri's team.
Great!
I wanted to do it a little, Hyokkori.
After all, Hyokkori will do it even if I give up my energy.
Thank you very much!
Thank you for everything!
Oh no!
Yes, Morihan!
Hey, hey!
Hello?
The next crazy thing is...
The next theme is this!
Yes, YouTube Challenge!
Yes, YouTuber Challenge!
YouTuber Challenge!
First of all, please look at this!
YouTube Challenge!
This time, we will challenge this video!
Do you want to be pulled by a gob?
5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
Up!
Konamu Chaburi is flying a chair at high speed.
Who is going to be the first one?
This video is called "Chair crash with rubber bands".
How do you like it?
It's fast, isn't it?
But it's pretty fast in a car.
How did you come up with it?
I borrowed it.
You said "woof woof" before you did it.
Here it comes.
Chair crash with rubber bands
I'm counting on you.
This team is weak.
Let's start.
Takashi passes it to Gaia.
To white ball.
But Takashi gets it back.
And...
Hama attacks.
Red team attacks.
Aguchi passes it to Gaia.
Takashi passes it to Gaia.
But Aguchi gets it back.
You didn't get it!
I didn't get it.
Let's ask Laizman!
Laizman over there.
I'm counting on you!
Mizuki-san!
What language is this?
I just spoke Chinese.
What did you say?
You already got it, so don't complain and just go!
You said it with a smile.
How was it?
I got it.
You were too scared.
You got it right away.
Yamauchi Mizuki's high-speed assault time!
How was it?
It felt like a truck.
That's right.
It felt like a roller coaster.
I'm excited now.
That's positive!
Look at this.
I've never seen this kind of rubber before.
What is this kind of rubber?
I've never seen this kind of rubber before.
It's a hard rubber.
I think it's going to explode.
This rubber is strong, so let's call someone to pull it.
Please!
Here it comes!
Justice!
In bench press, he lifts 200kg.
Muscle entertainer, Justice Iwakura!
In his last tough pull, he dragged Yasuda into mud.
Time's up!
Justice and his staff will pull the rubber and fire Yamauchi!
Shall we start?
Please pull it!
Here we go!
I'm scared!
Let's do it!
3
2
1
Time's up!
Yamauchi moved in just 2 seconds and went into the cardboard box
How was it?
I was scared but I got used to it
You got used to it?
I wasn't scared at all
You weren't scared at all
What did you think, Ishika?
I was definitely scared there but if it was me, I'd probably get out of the box
No, you can't get out of the box
Okabe-san, what did you think?
I wanted to do it too. If it's like this, it'll be fun and we can do it
It's not the time for you guys to do something fun
It's getting more and more intense
Next up is...
Explosive Karaoke
Explosive Karaoke will have super strong wind blowing at you and you'll have to burn up your Karaoke
I just happened to have a wind coming out of my microphone
You have to make sure you don't get too close to each other
Like this
Half-way isn't fun at all
You have to make sure you don't get too close to each other
Game start!
First, Taguchi to Gaia
Next, Yamame
She passes it back to Gaia and the red team is shaking
Oh, Taguchi caught Yoshikawa
It's not an idol's dodgeball
Taguchi, your arms are amazing
How did you feel when you threw it?
I thought I'd do it
You'll do it?
Some of my cells got ripped off
Your cells got ripped off?
Even if your cells get ripped off, you'll still sing
How about your enthusiasm?
But now that I've caught it, I want to sing proudly in the centre
That's good
Let's do it
Music, start up!
1, 2, 3, 4!
Oh no, I can't do it anymore
Why?
It was like meeting unknown
Meeting unknown in your mouth
How was it?
It was so much fun
You finally realized it
Let's ask people inside if it's OK or not
How is it?
It's great
Next up is
Here it is
Cream Hole Hyper
Here it is, Cream Hole Hyper
Up until now, AKB members have done this to Watanabe Mayu and Shimazaki Haruka
There are more than 40 cases
I've done this before
You raised your hand
Yes, it's really hard
I smell cream around here the next day
It smells sweet
It's a punishment game you don't know about
I've never seen such a harsh punishment game
This time, we'll show you a special version with a special trick
Ready, start!
First, Takita turns the ball
Oh, it went over the other team
From the top, Kaguchi
From Kaguchi, Mokabe
Oh, Takita is out!
Takita, you just hit it, didn't you?
I don't think I hit it
You didn't hit it!
LINE man, what do you think?
Can I rap about it?
Yes
Yo, yo, yo, yo, you're out
You're late, thank you, thank you, national player
My genius, Saito-san
Out! Out!
For some reason, Joyman started jumping.
For some reason, I understood.
Thank you, thank you.
No, it's wonderful.
No, no, it's out.
Yes, it's out. I admit it.
You admit it, right?
Yes.
Now, it's time for the cream gun.
Takita-san.
Yes.
You can't avoid it strangely like this.
Yes.
The person who shoots it is the most nervous.
I'm sorry.
You suddenly chewed out gum.
No, you suddenly took off your coat.
I'll say it now.
Cream gun hyper!
Three!
Two!
One!
Takita's first cream gun is the second half of the show!
"Teacher, Teacher" will finally be released on May 30th.
Tonight, we will introduce you to the coupling songs recorded in each type!
Getting ready and feeling romantic
I'll be waiting for you there
Let's go romantic, getting ready romantic
Fate revolves around the dreaming crowd
I want to ask questions, I want to hang out, I want to meet.
There are only four minutes left until 1230.
Shopping street leading to the station
So we started running with all our might
We dreamed of each other for ten years
no one wanted to go home
Wishes that can't come true
It seemed fleeting
long night long night
Today is a once in a lifetime day.
I can never waste the time that passes by
A new sound echoes in a maze different from yesterday
something will be reborn
A strange rooftop texture
like the wind blows through
telling reason
what to do next
please ~
I want you to show me your picture all the time and show me your cat skin
I want to hold you and kiss you
I sneeze and it itches in my eyes
But I love you
What's the next trick?
Let's do it.
Cream cannon hyper!
Three!
Two!
One!
Fire!
Sniper's cream cannon hit Takita's face!
You look ugly!
Katsue-san, how do you like it?
Ugly!
You look ugly!
How do you feel?
I want to wash myself with unpleasantness.
However, there is one more trick for the cream cannon.
What's that?
It's shining!
It contained fluorescent paint.
It's scary if it violates our rights.
Fire!
Now that you've seen the special version of the cream cannon containing fluorescent paint...
We'll show you a special digest of the cream cannon shooting of legendary legends!
Here we go!
I don't want to roll up my pants.
After this, AKB will be on "Non-Style"!
Next week, who is the "LINE Beauty"?
If you like drinks, I think it's easy to go out for a meal.
To that place...
I'm happy to be here, but...
AKB48 vs. "Non-Style"!
What captured the hearts of men in the city is...
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