AISubs v3.5
When it's out, it goes crazy.
Survival game betting on idol life.
Crazy dodge ball.
This crazy dodge ball is a game like "Toryumon" which has been taught by legends of AKB.
When it's hit with a dodge ball, it goes crazy.
Is it bad?
I'm dying!
Atsuko Anomae.
Yuka Oshima.
Minami Takahashi.
And Yuki Kashiwagi.
Wow! It's crazy!
The quality of AKB's dodge ball has improved and it has reached the queen of AKB's reaction.
Because...
For new generations who haven't experienced such crazy dodge ball, it's been two and a half years since it was held last night.
Thank you for waiting!
However...
What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong?
What's wrong? What's wrong?
What's wrong?
It's a different story!
There's a lot of stuff!
Have you experienced it before?
Yes, I have.
I did "Cicada King" with my members.
Then, it was featured in a very popular foreign program.
Wow!
Is that so?
It's like an extreme idol doing extreme things.
It's the scariest dodgeball in the world.
Are you okay, Kii-chan?
Yes.
Kii-chan, before you know it, you're already in the middle of the center.
That's why you're exhausted.
Then, please explain the rules.
Yes...
Oh, I'm Maika Ahagi of Draft 3rd Generation.
Yes, I'm Sena Ishiwata of Draft 3rd Generation.
The rules of dodgeball are the same as the rules of Cicada King.
If you get it right, I'll do my best.
Good luck!
Yes, she's 3rd Generation.
Then, let's start "Extreme Dodgeball" with new generation members!
It's getting exciting!
It's fast!
Let's go!
It's fast!
Here is the first "Extreme Dodgeball"!
Let's go!
"Extreme Badminton Balloon Explosion"!
Put it in a sealed box and blow up a balloon with badminton powder inside of it.
If the balloon breaks due to fear, badminton players will get a double attack!
You want to do it, don't you?
No, I hate badminton.
We all hate it!
I really don't like it!
Are you going to blow it up to Taiwan?
It's quite destructive.
Here it comes!
Let's go!
As a team of eight, let's go!
Here we go!
The game starts with a jump ball!
Who's going to be the last one to get hit?
The ball thrown by Sato is a big miss!
Okabe throws it to the opponent's goal!
Oops! It hit someone!
It's Hama!
Hama Saina is out!
Hama is out!
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute! It's Kasu! It's Kasu!
Hama said it didn't hit anyone!
Linesman!
You said it didn't hit anyone!
What's your judgment?
I can imitate Kanako Yanagihara's 109 shop assistant.
Can I persuade you with that?
Let's persuade her with that!
Welcome!
Did you get hit?
No, I didn't.
But this fabric is very thick and durable.
Please take it!
Yes, I got hit!
She got hit! She got hit!
Amber!
It's been two and a half years since she got hit!
I'm scared!
Anyway, I'm scared!
Please show your enthusiasm!
Everyone, look at me!
Let's do it!
Gekikusa Fusei Switch!
On!
Ready, set, go!
Now, the balloons are inflating!
Inside of it, the smell of Gekikusa is trapped!
Wow, it's really inflating!
Now, it's about time!
When the balloons inflate, the smell of hay hits the beach at once!
Hama-chan, do your best!
Hama-chan, you can do it!
Wow, scary!
I want to move!
Wow, scary!
It's coming!
Wow!
Wow, scary!
It's quite destructive!
Wow, scary!
What is it?
It stinks!
No, no, no!
Go away!
Everyone is running away!
It stinks!
Like a sad monster!
Ishikawa-san!
No, I don't want to be covered in that smell!
Covered in that smell!
Covered in what smell?
Covered in that smell!
After the first experience of balloons inflating,
With a strong smell,
Hama-chan became a sad monster that everyone can't avoid!
Now, the next crazy thing is...
The next crazy thing is this!
Comedian's joke challenge!
Now, we will have the comedians of this season do their best in their jokes!
Now, the comedians who will copy their jokes are...
Don't do it! Don't do it!
And now, the most talked about power spot!
I know. You have a new feeling for homosexuality.
Hello, I'm Setego Maki.
Hello, I'm Setsugo Maki.
We'll have you do our costumes and hairstyle.
This is the ultimate vulgarity.
I want Okabe-san and others to do it.
I'll never do it.
I really don't like it.
I want Okabe-san and others to do it.
This is the worst punishment I've ever received.
You said you ate a cockroach.
I'll eat it.
I'd rather not do this than eat a cockroach.
I don't like it.
Let's have a match.
Ready, start!
Yasuda is holding the ball.
It's out of bounds.
Suddenly, it's an open ball.
The one who scored is Sato Kiara!
Kii-chan?
Wait a minute!
Don't tell me the enemies and allies of both sides are happy about it?
Sato, if it's you, don't act like you're OK with it!
Yamamuchi dodged it and it hit Sato.
Kii-chan, congratulations!
Kii-chan, let's have you do it.
Muramoto-san, please get angry!
Why?!
What's wrong?! What's wrong?!
Why is the story changed?!
What's wrong?!
Why are you crying like that?!
What's going on?!
You're just throwing her away!
Let's ask her!
Let's ask her why she's crying!
Why?
Why are you crying like that?!
Why do you always cry like that?!
I don't know what you're saying, but...
Hey, look behind you.
We're going to do this now.
If it's you, I'm sure it'll be fun.
Thank you!
Why are you encouraging me?
You look like my young self.
What kind of result will it be?
The next crazy thing is this!
YouTube Challenge!
This is a crazy thing where you challenge popular videos in the YouTube area.
First of all, please look at this.
This is the YouTuber Challenge you will do this time!
Wasabi Brushing!
As the name suggests, put a lot of wasabi on a toothbrush!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
They simply brush their teeth as they are!
Which member is interested in this crazy thing?
It's very airy!
Since you are an idol, your mouth's etiquette is important!
Udo-san, please keep your mouth open!
I forgot to brush my teeth today!
Be prepared!
Let's start the game!
Start!
First of all, Takita's ball!
Oh! He hit it all of a sudden!
It hit Okabe's ring!
Takita is merciless!
Takita-san!
Yes!
Which ball is it?
It hit my hand and then it went this way, so it probably didn't hit!
Linesman!
You said it didn't hit, but...
How is it?
What did you say?
You're out
Out!
I didn't know Yokoyama was a hot brother at this young age
It's time for Wasabi brushing
Oh, it's almost time
Yes, Okabe-san
AK Bingo Fresh
Nice
Here we go
That's amazing
Wasabi and brushing ratio is 9 to 1
It's gentle
It's like tsujiri
The color
Let's do it
Wasabi brushing, start!
Brush it!
Go, go!
To the chin
Go, go, go
That's enough
Okay
Okabe got angry at the stimulation
Let's move on to the next game
Here it is
Fighting with a beast
Go, go, go
While fighting with a beast in a blanket, they'll take a nap
The beast they'll fight with is
It's a beast
Excuse me
Who are you?
Who are you, beast?
Come closer
This is the person who'll take a nap with
Go, go!
It's a 10m giant snake, Panser-chan!
How is it?
Is there no poison?
There is poison.
Let's start the match.
Start!
First, Taguchi!
He throws it to the outfield and aims for the opponent's opening!
Yamauchi hits it back!
The ball goes back in!
Kusai and Hama still have the ball!
Who is Hama aiming for?
Taguchi hits it back!
Kato throws it and Yama hits it!
Who is Yama aiming for?
Now, it's time for "snake" and "sleeping together"
Here we go!
You have a bad sleeping posture, Panther-chan!
You look like an iPhone strap in your bag!
You look like an earphone!
It's tangled up!
I'm talking!
Look!
I'm scared! Wait for me!
It's okay! It's okay!
Lie down for once!
Close your eyes! Close your eyes!
Look! I told you I'm scared!
It's okay! It's okay!
I'm scared!
It's okay! It's okay!
It won't end! Look!
It won't end!
Right?
Yes!
Understood!
Okay! Come out!
Come out!
Close your eyes!
Panther-chan!
Close your eyes!
Wow! Amazing!
Come closer!
Okay! Okay! Okay!
Okay! Panther-chan will do it for you!
Lastly, say "thank you" and end it!
Panther-chan will do it for you!
Panther-chan!
Say "thank you" and end it!
Wait!
Go!
Thank you!
Panther-chan and Panther-chan did it for a moment!
Thank you!
With "thank you", they cleared "muchamuri"!
From here, "muchamuri" will level up!
Next is...
This one!
"Doron-go-tsuna-hiki"!
Here it is!
"Doron-go-tsuna-hiki"!
As the name suggests, it's "doro-wo-hasande-no- tsuna-hiki"!
If you lose, you'll be covered in mud!
Dodgeball start!
Yoshikawa first to the outfield!
Wow! This is a one-pound!
It became an opponent's ball!
Now, he's turning the ball around!
A quick catch miss!
This is embarrassing!
Yasuda-san, that was lame!
It's true!
That's how you try to pass-cut!
If you lose, you'll be covered in mud!
Is this your last chance? You're acting like a fake Kojima Mako right now!
It's true, I do have that vibe!
You just have to win! Are you confident?
I am!
OK!
Who will be playing against Yasuda?
It's...
It's me!
I'm the muscle comedian, Justice Iwakura!
Justice!
He used to be in the self defense force, but now he can lift 200kg with bench press!
You have some sort of muscle game, don't you?
I can bend a frying pan!
A frying pan?
Justice!
Who is this?
This is...
My opponent!
What's your name?
Yasuda-chan!
I'd like to bend this!
Bend it?
You're serious!
His laughter is weak, but his arms are strong!
So, as his opponent, he'll have him fight with one hand!
Yasuda-san, are you confident?
I won't lose!
It's one hand, Justice!
Justice!
Don't forget!
Justice's eyes are dangerous!
OK, let's go!
Ready, set, go!
Will he be able to win?
Will they have an equal fight?
Obviously, Justice is holding back!
He's timing when to drop it!
Will Yasuda-san be able to win?
The result is...
He dropped it!
What a great time!
Justice is the winner!
Time's up!
I can't see you!
Even though you can't see me, you're facing the camera!
And you're looking at the camera in red!
Yasuda-san, why?
I was doing my best!
Can I take a bath?
She's kind.
She was taking a bath and she was only worried about her dirty hands.
She's a terrible person.
16 year old Yasuda Kana!
Even though she lost the match, she showed us her emotions by diving into the water!
And...
On May 30th, AKB48 will release their 52nd single "Teacher, Teacher" music video!
AKB market's most dangerous and sexy 28 beautiful dancers are in danger!
"Teacher, Teacher" was released on May 30th, AKB48 will release their 52nd single "Teacher, Teacher" music video!
After this, Sato Suteteko will finally reveal the story!
And now, Sato's stand-by has been completed for Maki's Suteteko story.
Sato, who was so reluctant to show his tears, what story will he show us?
Then, let's have them appear! Maki's Suteteko and Kiara's Suteteko!
Yo! Kawaii!
Ball, Makino desu!
Ball, Kiara desu!
Can you do it?
Dear, thank you!
With this regular price, your annual income will exceed!
Great!
Kiara's Here!
It will be registered in the World Heritage next time!
You're sexy!
Mom, what's that?
You can't get enough of it, can you?
These lips...
Ishihara Satomi...
Dear, you can do it from tomorrow!
Great!
You're full of motivation!
Can you tell me what those tears meant?
Mom, can you tell me?
Can I?
Yes, you can.
Can I say it?
Can you say it?
I wish I could grow up a little more...
I feel like I'm being laughed at by the members...
Well, it's just a harmful delusion, but...
I'm really sorry that it came out today...
Ki-chan!
She was laughing at you!
I kicked you in the heel!
Don't kick me in the heel!
Satomi Seteko Kiara did her best perfectly!
She won!
After this, next week's "extremely crazy" will be even more hot!
What's beautiful about it?
I want to break it.
Horrible!
Next week's "crazy" announcement will make the studio even hotter!
Who will be the next "crazy" victim?
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