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We're going to interview active girls.
What is JK's surprising love story?
We've been together for a long time.
AKB members are going to recreate it.
What is their love story?
Isn't it "futamata"?
And...
Actually, before we started recording this show,
we asked a psychology teacher to check your behavior on the set!
Psychologists check members' behavior and statements during recording!
And...
What is their surprising love story?
AKB!
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JK's first surprising love story is...
Her boyfriend gave her a surprise for her birthday.
She used a blackboard in her classroom and sent messages with chalk art.
She decorated her locker and celebrated with it.
Nowadays, high school students give their boyfriends surprises that take a lot of time and effort, but...
The surprise that took a lot of time and effort is...
Surprise video!
I did it too much, but I'm happy!
My smartphone and my heart will be in both memories.
It's also popular with JK!
What kind of surprise video is it?
The answer is...
Her boyfriend is Meguru Taniguchi, who plays Megu Taniguchi.
Her role is Miyan Mukaichi, who plays Miyan Koyaku, an active role of AKB.
Speaking of Meguru-kun, last time...
Meguru-kun, what do you like about Komiyama-san?
Everything! Right?!
Her boyfriend, who has a manly personality...
I'm... I'm sorry!
Her girlfriend, Komiyama-san, who plays Komiyama Taniguchi...
Hey, Meguru-kun, what's going on?!
Komi is a girl who gets bored easily.
What are you talking about?!
She just said it!
Meguru-kun, what do you like about Mukaichi-san?
The way she listens to me.
Her ex-boyfriend wasn't very talkative.
This is the first time I've seen her take things lightly, so I'm nervous.
She's the worst woman I've ever met!
Ouch! Ouch!
What message did you two want to convey?
Like "Can high school and high school students make this now?"
It's a modern way of surprising people.
What's the content of the video? Please show us the video!
VTR, start!
It took a lot of time and effort!
What is the surprise video?
Why don't you contact me? It's almost my birthday!
Meguru and I are in a long-distance relationship.
Because we don't see each other often, we always talked on the phone.
But we didn't talk on the phone at all on this day.
I wonder if I'll forget my birthday if I'm in a long distance relationship.
You were upset with Kawai.
But it was when I celebrated my birthday.
Oh, it's just 12 o'clock.
Oh, it's from Meguru!
A video?
I wonder what it is.
Wow!
What is it?
Hey!
It was a couple video that is popular to send for anniversaries and birthdays.
What is it?
Did you see it?
This is Meguru's room!
You can do this, too!
Can you make this app yourself?
Wow!
She can sing along with the music and even sing the lyrics.
That's amazing.
Look at her voice.
She's cute.
She is indeed cute.
Wouldn't she be happy if someone sent her like this?
Wow, this is so good!
She's so cute!
This is too hard!
Look, it's all girls' clothes!
It's Meguru-kun's clothes!
What is this?!
Huh?! What?!
Could it be...
Meguru-kun!
What's wrong?
Sorry!
I was so focused on making videos that I forgot to call you!
Jeez, you scared me!
Really?!
When we graduate, let's live together!
That's such a good ad!
Nice!
That's great!
Komiyama-san, how do you feel?
Komiyama-san is crying.
Isn't it double-eyelid surgery?
Which one was it?
There was also the one I often had.
This is too sad!
By the way, love love videos like this are posted on Twitter and Facebook,
and people watch them.
Do people watch them?
Yes, they post them a lot.
It's a trend now.
What about you, Ishikawa-san?
For me, videos take a lot of time to make, don't they?
Even in the meantime, when I look at the photos and think about myself,
I feel really happy.
That feeling is important, right?
What about you, Kii-chan?
I don't want people to see me like that in public.
Even if you don't do it?
Even if I don't do it!
It's a little embarrassing.
If it's real, it's a little scary.
It's scary, isn't it?
Then, even if it's 5 seconds before, what would you do if it came 5 minutes later?
No, it's not like that.
What is she saying?
No, it's not like that.
It's about how you feel when you see it.
Just like the countdown video, there is one more surprise that was popular among high school girls.
It is...
Print seal tickets!
We know about it!
Some of you don't know about it, of course.
Everyone was like "we know about it!", but I was like "what is it?"
It's a secret.
What is a print seal ticket?
When a couple takes a print seal,
just before the shutter is cut,
the couple closes their eyes, and the boyfriend holds up a surprise ticket to the camera and starts shooting.
When the print seal is finished, the couple hands over the surprise ticket together.
Let's investigate forbidden love!
Is there a print seal surprise like an AKB?
Is there anyone who is happy about it?
There are quite a lot of people!
I want you to do it.
I heard about it from my friend.
I was like "oh, there is such a thing!", and I'm twice as surprised.
You can't do it right away.
Do it as many times as you like.
What are you doing?
That's the worst.
How about you, Ms. Unjo?
Will you marry me?
You jumped instead of hopping and stepping.
Jump!
You jumped.
I'm so happy.
You don't love me, but you feel that way, don't you?
By the way, it's important for a girl to ask for a cute girl.
Yes.
She wants a cute girl. Let's practice it.
In order to get a surprise gift, like "Real JK", members also practice asking for a cute girl.
This time, Hama, who is not good at cute lines, and Kashiwagi, who suffers from a generation gap, will do it for us.
By the way, it's your birthday tomorrow.
Yes, it is.
I want four roses.
Do you know the flower language of four roses?
What is it?
It means that we will love each other forever until we die.
It's like a focus system.
Yamada-kun, please raise your hand.
It's beautiful.
It's great for improvising.
Kashiwagi-san, it's your birthday tomorrow.
Oh, you remembered it.
I have something I want.
Go ahead.
Land!
I asked you if I could say it.
You can't say "I'm glad I'm the host."
The next "Real JK" surprise love episode is...
"About confession".
By the way, last time...
I'll go first.
OK.
I like your smile when you smile.
I like your gesture when you raise your bangs.
I like you all the time.
Go out with me.
While playing "lover's game" where lovers say what they want to say,
we introduced a surprising episode where lovers confess their love in a natural way.
In this episode, lovers hide their love in e-mails.
"The Confession".
I'm so moved when I realize it.
I like you all the time.
How do lovers confess their love?
To play "lover's game" where lovers say what they want to say,
Lin Taro plays Lin Okabe.
To play "lover's game" where lovers say what they want to say,
Mako Kojima attracts many fans with her smile.
By the way, this Lin Taro...
Go out with me.
Can't you go out with me?
In her last love game, she confessed her love to her girlfriend Oguri.
This is against the rules, isn't it?
What's wrong with Oguri?
I'll tell you about Yui later.
This is the worst statement.
This is the first time I've heard such a straight line.
How does Kojima-kun next to you feel?
I'm the saddest.
Kojima-kun's sailor clothes look good on you.
I'm happy that I don't have to wear sailor clothes anymore.
Do you remember when you were a student?
You're a god, aren't you, Steve?
That's all?
Now, please show us your V sign.
VTR...
Start!
Yes, fall in love.
How does she hide her confession in the mail?
She's doing it! She's doing it!
She's playing that game!
Ah, I have to go home soon.
She's playing that game again.
Um...
What's wrong?
Then, won't you go home with me?
Ah, sorry. My friends are waiting for me. See you later.
I see.
See you later.
Me and Rintaro-kun are more than friends, less than lovers.
I thought I would be confessed someday,
but on the contrary, I felt like the distance was getting farther and farther away.
I can't wait anymore!
Huh?
What do you think of me?
Just a friend?
If you're going to delay this, it means you've come all the way, right?
That's right. Which one is it?
That's right.
This could be heavy.
I took out my courage and sent a message to confirm his feelings.
- Huh? - What is it?
It's been a while since I last said this, but...
I think we're really good friends.
- Yeah! - What?!
- We were friends... - Shock!
- Shock!
- I'm sad... - I'm sad...
You don't know "tateyomi", do you?
- Huh? - Huh?
- It's "tateyomi", "tateyomi". - "Tateyomi"?
- I'm scared! - "Tateyomi"?
I... love... you...
Huh?
I've always loved you.
I'm sorry for being late.
Yui-chan, how do you feel?
I'm shocked.
But you'll come back later, won't you?
Fukuoka, what's up?
Rintaro-kun is cool, but...
He's a little shy, but I think he's cute.
You like Rintaro-kun, don't you?
Rintaro-kun is cute.
Yui-chan says Rintaro-kun is cute, but you're exaggerating.
Yamabe, what do you think?
Can you draw it diagonally?
It's complicated.
It's very difficult.
Next, following the rampant "kabe-don" and "agokui",
it's a new popular "mune-ken" action.
That is...
"hanatsun".
"hanatsun" is...
when a man approaches a woman and thinks she's going to kiss him,
he makes their noses meet.
This time, Sato Kiara will experience this "hanatsun" with Meguru-kun.
Please start with Meguru-kun.
You always heal me.
You always come to me even though you're "tsun".
I like you a lot.
It's my first time seeing you like this.
Why are you running away?
Hey, Kii-chan!
Wait a minute!
Hey, Kii-chan!
Men first!
Wait!
Close your eyes!
Wait!
Women first!
Why are you running away?
I'm scared of you!
So far, we have seen the surprising love events of JKs.
Suddenly, from the village...
So far, we have seen the heart-pounding appearance of girls in high school.
However, before this recording was released...
...the psychology teacher checked your behavior in high school!
What she found out was...
...that even if you have a boyfriend, you always cheat on him.
The worst cheating girl has been found!
So, Mr. Kamon!
Here you are, sir!
Thank you very much!
I'm psychology analyst, Mr. Amon Nijihiko!
Mr. Amon Nijihiko!
He has published many books about human's true psychology.
He is also a member of TV program "Nakai Nomad Psychology Test".
He is a great psychology analyst!
Mr. Amon Nijihiko will thoroughly check the members' behavior in high school!
From members' reactions and answers...
...he will uncover the ridiculous love stories of AKB!
Did you see anything ridiculous today?
Yes!
Well...
The owner of ridiculous cheating award is one of them!
Wow!
Who is the member of award for ridiculous cheating award...
...that he found out from your behavior and words during recording?
The other day, AKB48 old members, staff and fans from Japan and abroad participated in this competition.
The result of AKB48 Group Center Examination has been announced!
The winner of this exam is...
AKB48 Miyon Mukaichi!
Please look forward to her future activities!
And...
AKB's latest single, "JAVAJA"!
Tonight's guest is AKB's well-known fresh members!
Please look forward to their performance of "JAVAJA"!
Take a deep breath... Fukaku iki o hitotsu zuite... Take a deep breath and...
Forget about things you don't like... Giya na koto wa mou wasurete shimae... Forget about things you don't like...
Hoshi sae nai natsu na kono machi demo... Even in this summer city with no stars...
The night starts from the distant sky... Toi sora kara yoru wa akeru nda... The night starts from the distant sky...
Gozen reiji sugitara daremo ga umare kawareru no... After past midnight, everyone will be reborn...
Yume ni bito ni yurete... Dreaming and swaying in a beat...
Good night!
This life with this route... This life with this route...
Should we close our eyes and dance... Me o tojite odorou ka... Should we close our eyes and dance...
We can't afford to get in the way... Jama ja fakinai... We can't afford to get in the way...
At the end of a scorching late night dance... We say goodbye to ourselves from yesterday...
Let's say goodbye to ourselves from yesterday... Kirou no jibun ni sayonara iou ka... We say goodbye to ourselves from yesterday...
Raising too late, no one will... Raising sugitara daremo ga... When it's too late, no one will...
...Route through life...
...Shall we close our eyes and dance...
...Jabaja Japan Key Live... ...Jabaja Party Life...
After this, we will announce the member who is the most fickle!
The most fickle woman, please announce her!
That is...
Takashi-san!
It's real!
Takashi!
It's real!
Wait, wait! I said no! No, no, no!
Everyone was like "ohhh"!
I agree! I agree!
That's terrible!
Earlier, you said "if you think you can't forgive men's cheating, please raise your hand".
I did, I did.
At that time, you raised your hand towards the end.
The timing of it being delayed means that deep in your heart, you have a sense of guilt about your cheating.
That conflict is delaying the timing of raising your hand.
Here is the video of that moment!
By the way, you think you can't forgive men's cheating, don't you? Raise your hand.
Yes, I do.
You think you can't forgive men's cheating, don't you? There aren't many people like you.
You think you can't forgive men's cheating, don't you?
It's true!
- I just remembered it! - The way you raise your arms!
No, it's not like that, really.
- But... - Yes?
- Takashi-san, if you look at the recording, - Yes?
- There are a lot of times when you put your hands between your legs and thighs, right? - Yes.
- This is basically common for lonely girls. - Yes.
- It's weird to say "let's do it in the basement for now", but... - No!
Teacher, that's the worst proof!
Even you don't realize it, sometimes you end up like that.
- It's just a myth. - It's just a myth. - Yes, yes, yes.
- I understand. - Yes.
- Yes, that's all for "Amor Musico". - Yes.
- Thank you very much! - Thank you!
- That's all for "Amor Musico". - Thank you!
After this, the summer dance battle will be on fire!
Next week, AKB will seriously arrange their idol song for Showa!
After putting their team's pride on the line, it's time for the popular battle!
Who will be the judge and win?!
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