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Enta no Kami-san, Uchino Gaya ga Sumimasen!
Yes, of course!
Female entertainers' No. 1 deciding match, The W, and AKB who have challenged many laughing stages!
A female entertainer who wants to scout such members is in the studio!
This person!
Asagaya sisters!
We, Asagaya sisters, have come to look for a new female entertainer!
But!
Even if we are called "female entertainers", we don't want to become entertainers.
We need merit.
Merit?
If we, Asagaya sisters, become female entertainers, of course we will lend you this dress.
Could you please take the center position?
Please put it in the middle like this.
It's difficult.
It's very difficult.
I've always wanted to be the center of AKB, but I've never been the center of Asagaya.
I'm the center of Asagaya!
Who is not a glamorous idol but a life-filled female entertainer?
The members' battle is about to break out!
Furthermore!
What's wrong, Yui-chan?
What's wrong, a 20,000-year-old beautiful girl asking for too much?
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Who is the idol-like member suitable for the three ladies?
The first condition is...
A woman who saves money.
People who save money show their faces.
- She's very firm. - She has a firm face.
- So she's not stingy? - Mimo-san washes and uses the parangrap again.
- She washes and dries it. - She washes and dries it.
- Isn't it great for a woman to do it like this? - Of course, her husband will love it, too.
And her husband-to-be will love it, too.
- I see. - That's important.
From now on, if Asagaya sisters don't want to be sisters, they'll have a fight among themselves.
- I'm Kubo Satone-chan. - Oh, I see.
When I forgot my socks, I asked Satone-chan for her socks.
- What kind of situation is that? - Socks...
Then, Satone-chan bought me socks in the meantime.
I only had socks in the meantime.
- Do you have a Cinderella-like story? - No, I don't.
- But my legs are quite long. I'm 26cm tall. - You're 26cm tall?
- You're a rare woman. - Then you're not Konnichiwa, are you?
- Don't you always buy a new pair of socks in between holes? - Well, Konnichiwa is only for a short period of time, so I don't use them at all.
- Since it's Kumo-san's pair of socks, it must be quite expensive. - Yes, it is.
- But he didn't return them. - Oh, really?
- I felt sorry for him because he didn't return them because of the holes. - Oh, you opened them up.
- So I bought a new pair of socks. - Oh!
- Three pairs! - Oh!
- Did you give them away? - I haven't given them away yet!
- You should give them away as soon as possible. - Yes, you should.
- Oh, Ichika! - I'm Fukuoka Seina-chan of the same generation.
- The other day we went out for a meal together. - Yes.
- But since we're of the same generation, we split the bill, right? - Yes.
- So when we split the bill, we split it in one yen units. - Oh!
- For example, did you think you could pay more or not? - If I paid more...
- Oh, did I do that?
- Seina-chan, on the other hand, makes us pay more. - Oh!
- So if it's like 3 yen, it's like 2 yen and 1 yen? - No, it's not like that!
- No, it's not like that! She pays for us! - What?
- She pays you 10 yen more, but she doesn't say she pays you 10 yen. - Oh!
- She pays me 10 yen. - Does she save money for you?
- I have a box that I put in when I have some coins left over. - That's good.
- How long has it been stored? - It's been there for a long time, so it's already crumpled.
- That's good! That's good! - That's good!
- That's weird! - That's weird!
- But as an idol, isn't it also a kind of "kneeling seal"? - No! No! No!
- It's not like that! - It's not like that!
Asado and her sisters' conditions! Next is...
A woman with a good appearance!
Even if it's just for us, we'd like you to have a good impression at work.
Because our voices are really low,
we'd like you to have a higher tone of voice when you go out.
- We'd like you to say "thank you". - Thank you!
- It's not like "cheese"! - It's not like "cheese"!
Among AKB, which member is especially concerned about their appearance?
- Macharin! - Macharin!
- She's the least popular! - She's the least popular!
When we had a shoot the other day,
I told my manager, "I'm tired! I'm so tired!"
Recently, I've started doing that.
It's fine if it's only for women, but recently, it's also for men.
- Macharin! - It's only for women!
- Macharin! Here! - It's only for men!
It's only for men, Macharin!
- Are you aware of it? - Ah... But... Ah... Yes.
- It's not like "cheese"! - It's not like "cheese"!
But here, when they're only concerned about their appearance,
a 13-year-old who doesn't know fear has a big mouth!
I've been to the theater park once, and Moekyun was getting closer to the staff and smiling more and more, and she said, "Thank you for your hard work," and her voice got louder.
What did you think at the time?
Wow, it's here!
I think Sato-chan is a little... Do you know?
She's pretty normal when she's wearing a dong, but when she talks to her seniors, she's really wiggly.
Someone, please tell her, 'Sato-chan is cute.'
Sato-chan is cute.
Hmm, Sato...
What's that?
That's what you think of her when you see her?
She's cute.
Isn't that a foaming dance?
Isn't that a foaming dance, foaming?
But I'm also in a fire-give-up quiz.
I often give fire-give-up quizzes to makeup artists and stuff.
Fire-give-up quiz?
What is a fire-give-up quiz?
Ms. Sokubo, what is that?
For example, 'What was the third lesson of the day?'
I don't care! I don't care!
Hey, Asagaya sisters, can you give me a fire- give-up quiz?
Okay, what's in today's breakfast rice ball?
Let's go guess.
Kobu!
Is it wrong?
Kobu!
It's wrong!
The correct answer is 'chicken breast.'
Yeah!
Furthermore, the new members of Asagaya sisters need to have a bit of "zoozoo-ness."
Which one of you two is 'zoozoo-ness'?
Maybe Miho-san?
She's 'zoozoo-ness' already!
True.
Miho-san secretly ate the Hokkaido souvenir I put in my bag.
There's white and black, and she only ate the white one.
I left the black one, so it should be fine, right?
Zoozoo-ness!
That's not true at all!
Which member of AKB is 'zoozoo-ness'?
It's Eri-chan, but she's young and free.
That's good.
So she can make slime anywhere.
Can you make slime?
At the last Santa-san of the year...
What's 'last Santa-san'?
I got slime ingredients from Santa-san and made it.
Miho-san really likes slime.
Me too!
For Miho-san who likes slime,
we'll give you freshly made slime!
Last week, I made this one.
It's made of cloth and water.
What's inside?
This is laundry glue.
Laundry glue.
You can make slime with this?
Yes.
And this one...
It's made of kosher and water.
And this one...
She's used to it.
Wow!
But it's pretty gross, isn't it?
- Yes, it's done. - It's gross!
- It's different from what I thought. - Is it really okay?
Ah, but it feels good when you touch it.
- Well, then... - Mio-san, Mio-san. - Mio-san. - Yes, yes.
- It's good, it's good. - I'll give you a present.
Mio-san, have you been doing this during this recording?
Have you been doing this?
Isn't there such a cool name in Nagoya?
- This is Nagoya. - Really? - Yes.
- Kamezao-san? - Huh? - Kamezao-san. - There's a member called Kamezao-san. - Yes.
Ah, when you're in public, what is it? When you look at the camera...
Even though you didn't hit a homerun...
With the player who hit a homerun...
"Hey, you didn't hit a homerun!" It's like that.
- It's a daily story. - It's a daily story. - Can you tell me about Team S.
- It's not Team D, is it? - You don't say "Team D" about Dragons, do you?
- No, we don't say that. - You don't say that, do you? - No, we don't say that.
Here, Okabe announces that there's an unexpected member!
And that is...
- It's Oguri Yui-chan. - It can't be, Oguri Yui - chan.
I should have put the magazine I just bought in my bag.
Even though I haven't read it yet, Yui took it out of her bag and read it.
There's a reason for it.
I was curious about it at the time.
I just happened to show my face in it.
- I read it when I came back. - You read it?
At the time, you were like "Ah! I'm sorry!" When you came back, how did you feel?
- "Ah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry." - You didn't apologize for it, did you?
- No, I didn't. - Then, I'll apologize for it.
I'll be like "Ah, I'm tired."
And I run.
What?
You're lying.
I'm not lying!
You're lying!
What is it?
She's always said "I'm sorry."
Since when?
Since she was little.
Since she was little, she's always said "I'm sorry."
She said "I'm sorry."
She never said that.
Help me.
She's always said "I'm sorry."
And...
What's up with you, Yui-chan?
It's my fault, so I'll tie it up.
Oh, you're so kind.
She got a sticker as a reward for honestly reflecting on herself.
And now, it's time-up!
But before that, there's one last thing that Eriko-san wants to check.
I forgot one more important condition.
As Asagayo sisters, our trademark is black hair and glasses.
It's important for the glasses to look good on us.
So we'd like you to put on some glasses and look for someone who looks good in them.
That's an important point.
You have some glasses in your closet, don't you?
Even if it looks good on me, it doesn't matter if it looks too good on me.
It's too fashionable.
It has to look a little funny.
Please raise your head at once!
Sato-san looks too good in them and she's too pretty.
Chiba-chan is definitely the type of person who goes to high school or college and gets contacts.
She's always been like that in high school and college.
She's always been like that.
Is Kii-chan the mother of Izumi Motoya?
Good morning!
All checks have been completed!
Who will be chosen as Asagayo sisters' third daughter?
Please announce the new third daughter!
Who is it?
We, Asagaya Sisters, would like to make you...
One, two...
Oguri Yui-chan!
I'm glad you're here.
Come here, Asagaya Sisters.
Yui-chan, how do you feel?
I'm very happy.
You're ready for it, right?
Asagaya Sisters will show you a new story about Oguri.
After this, Asagaya Sisters and Oguri will collaborate in the studio!
In this year's rock-paper-scissors tournament,
H.K.T.48's Misaki Aramaki and Hirona Unjou's idol unit
"Fairy Wink"'s debut single "Tenshi wa doko ni iru?" will be released on December 13th.
Look forward to it!
On sale today!
The fifth place in the general election!
How far is the world blue?
Please listen!
Ah, how far is the world blue?
Ah, from here, beyond the horizon, I'll close my eyes.
It's uncertain, but I want it to continue like this.
I want it to be torn apart, I want it to be piled up.
Sadness is washed away by the wind.
I believe in a sky without anything, a beautiful sky, and a blue sky.
Ah, even if an unexpected storm comes all of a sudden...
Ah, you mustn't cry out in despair.
I want you to wait for me, I want you to look up at me.
This sky will stand up again.
The sun rises, and then it sets again.
The light shines forever.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
Let's continue shouting.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
The three girls are all dressed up.
What will they look like?
Let's welcome them!
I tried to see what I couldn't see.
I peered into the telescope.
Wow! They look exactly like me!
I'm the older sister, Eriko.
I'm the younger sister, Miho.
I'm the older sister, Yui.
We're Asagaya sisters!
"Sing for us" Flying Get!
I'm so glad about the AKB event!
Me too!
I'm getting excited, so I want to pick up girls, but I wonder if there are any good girls.
I wonder if there are any good girls.
Oh! There she is!
There she is!
Isn't she a great girl?
I'm going to call her.
Go ahead.
Hey, girl.
Let's go shopping together.
Girl!
Geh! Old woman!
Old woman?
Old woman! Old woman!
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na!
Can I get your feelings right now?
I like you, so I'm going to decorate you!
Thank you!
Wonderful!
How about you, Kurano?
Eh, you know...
You always care about your bangs and hairstyle, and you always do it with that hairstyle!
Apologize to them!
Can I sing a little bit of this?
After this, we will show you the behind-the-scenes of "THE W" second round!
"THE W", the first female entertainer to challenge, has also been challenged by AKB members!
From about 600 groups, the most interesting female entertainers in Japan will be decided!
Broadcast live from 8 pm on the 11th! Don't miss it!
"THE W" is joined by 13 groups of AKB members!
Among them, the ones who successfully won the first round are...
AKB's Okabe Rin and...
SKY's Fukushin Nao!
And now, the second round of tension has arrived!
Good morning!
It's finally time for the actual performance.
Yes, we will do our best!
"Time", "Space", "Space-time"
Autumn is nicer
Like in the first round, Okabe will challenge singing while drawing!
Clay is nicer
On the other hand, SKE's Fukushi will challenge in the second round, using her hometown, Tochigi's Kenju, Kamoshika.
Once again, SKE's senior Matsumura is fully supporting the idea and costume design.
How was it watching you practice?
I could feel his effort.
I really want to give him a chance.
That's why he's trying so hard.
That's why I want to help him out.
And just before the performance, SKE's captain Saito, like Fukushi, came to support SKE's costume design.
That's amazing.
You've gotten stronger.
Aren't you usually like this?
It's because we're a large group.
There were a lot of times where we had to do it together or with someone else.
But doing it alone this time...
I was really surprised.
Even in the second round, SKE's hot-blooded leader is still here!
Wow, I'm so nervous.
Please sing for me.
What will happen on the stage?
I'm Kamoshika, who lives in Tochigi.
I'm also a sacred animal designated as Tochigi's beast.
Today, I'm going to listen to Kamoshika's claims and try to solve them.
What? There's no food in Tochigi that has an impact?
That's true. Gyoza is normal.
Fried sweet potatoes are just fried potatoes.
Oh, that has an impact!
Tochigi has food similar to Gyoza.
The title is "Shimo-tsukare"!
Even if you leave school for lunch, most of the students are still there!
Thank you for watching until the end.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm glad that I was able to learn from you, Kaori- san.
You're welcome.
I hope you'll continue to watch my videos.
Later, a second round of passers-by were announced on "the W" official Twitter,
but unfortunately, their names were not listed.
Ms. Fuku heard about the results and said...
I just wanted to stand out.
Even though it's an audition I've been taking,
I didn't know I'd be so serious about it.
I think taking this audition will definitely help me in the future.
However,
even though it's frustrating,
it doesn't change,
so next year,
I definitely want to do this again.
Next week, the young members who will graduate soon will answer the last request of their juniors and fans with all their might!
We have to use our brains.
That popular character will be back overnight!
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