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This year's Japanese TV show is "Women Entertainer No. 1 Deciding Round", "The W".
In this serious comedy contest aiming for the top of about 600 groups of women entertainers,
13 groups of AKB members have introduced themselves.
Facing comedy from the front for the first time...
What should I do?
I don't want to do it anymore.
Each story was completed with anticipation.
And...
The day of the first round has finally come.
There are a lot of audience in the audience seats.
The members who will challenge in such a Tokyo venue are these eight groups.
They came to the battle stage.
Good morning.
I'm nervous.
It's my first audition like this.
I don't have time to practice.
I'm nervous.
I don't like it.
Entering the venue with great anxiety...
There are the participants waiting for their turn.
Yes, the first round has already begun.
The judges also check the story with strict eyes.
In AKB theaters, fans laugh even if it's not funny.
But I can't say that.
I'm nervous.
I want to go home.
Now, finally, AKB members' challenge begins.
This time, only funny or not funny will be asked.
The result of their first comedy will be revealed after this.
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First, OKABE of TEAM 8, whose special skill is drawing.
Oh, you're using a picture.
I'm OKABE of AKB.
I'm going to sing a song.
It's a good song.
Good reaction.
It's a difficult story.
War will end in a blink of an eye.
Akimoto Sushi.
Sushi Sushi.
It was a handshake meeting today.
Akimoto Sushi drawn by Tetsuya.
Quite a good feeling.
Next is Macharin, an exchange student from Taiwan.
Macharin, good luck!
Hello, I'm Macharin from Taiwan.
I came from Taiwan and learned a lot of Japanese from Japanese people.
So, if you say your favorite Japanese word, I'll give you back the Japanese word that's left with you.
So, is there anyone here who has a favorite Japanese word?
Anyone?
na
"na"? Um, excuse me, but today we're using Japanese words from "a" to "to".
Macharin, you gave up because you couldn't remember, didn't you?
Yes, please.
ko
"ko"?
komanechi
Yes, is there anyone?
Nice.
Is there anyone? "te"
"o", please.
to
"to"?
"to"!
"tokyo" "de" "ore" "de" "uke" "ni"
"inas" "te"
e
"e"?
"eidol" "ia"
She got quite a "uke"
The audience laughed for me.
That made me the happiest.
The AKB members look like they're doing well.
However, they're about to go through some tough training.
First up is Yamada of NGT.
I'm Yamada of NGT48!
This time, I'm going to tell you an episode with NGT48's captain, Kitara Rie-san!
Okay, let's go!
Okay!
Rie-san, listen up!
People say that I look like a beautiful flower in a flower vase.
What? That's a beautiful plant, isn't it?
Yes! Wait! Please laugh a little more!
The laughter of the laughing fans makes Rie's true feelings leak on the stage.
That was the worst! I can't believe it! It ended like that!
It ended like that! I didn't laugh at all!
Yes, this is the stage where many female entertainers stand.
It's not so easy for an idol to make people laugh.
Next, Chiba-Hibata-shi-Konbi, which was full of confidence when they came up with the idea.
What is it?
They will challenge a manzai based on Yankees.
I want you to tell me where Yankees go.
Oh, I know! That's a good idea!
Oh, Yabatoni-en!
Wait a minute! What's that?
So, Eri will be the class president and I will be the fifth class president, okay?
Let's go!
President! Um...
Tai-Hene-san, Nishikawa-san is being chased by Takou-san!
What?! Yabatoni-en!
Don't you know? Eri likes you.
And, a combination of middle school and second year students, Kubo and Taguchi are doing school's usual things.
Next, Satomana-desu!
Shopping Dash!
Oh, I know! It's a game where you run and buy popular breads at lunchtime, isn't it?
Shall we try it?
Let's do it!
Oh, I know!
Goal!
My own best record!
Oh, congratulations!
Ta-dah!
No, it's not like that! I'm going to be serious soon.
Oh, I'm lonely.
Team A and Shimizu reveal the pin story of a woman who is mistaken for an instagramer.
If you were to divide and conquer, what do you think you could beat?
Three people? No.
Six people? That's the least you can beat. Six people is the least you can beat.
You can beat...
Kuha!
Kuha 72, right?
Also, Sato and Tanikawa, who are both from Tohoku and have teamed up with each other,
have used the theme of where they're from in their manzai.
I think Iwate is more boring than the city.
No, I don't think so!
I really don't think so.
Because in Iwate, you only get one train per hour.
Is it boring? Of course it is!
And it's usually only two cars.
What? It's only two cars?
Don't you get three cars per hour?
Oh, we do! We do! We do!
Oh, but...
Unlike what they imagined,
they were pushed into harsh reality.
How warm-hearted are people who are determined to live?
It's amazing! It's amazing!
No matter what you do, people will laugh at you!
And last but not least,
among all of the AKB participants this time,
the most anticipated duo is Nakanishi and Ohya.
Thank you!
Ah, this is embarrassing!
Ah, I want to lose weight, but I can't!
Is there a better way?
Huh?
A 100% diet that will make you lose weight!
Wow, that sounds great!
But I want to lose weight!
Let's go in!
Excuse me!
Wow!
It's huge!
I can only eat air.
Bresaria!
Bresaria?
Is it like a vegetarian diet where you only eat vegetables?
That's right.
You don't eat any food or water at all.
You can only eat air and lose weight.
Now, let's see how you eat.
What are you doing?
I just remembered.
What is it?
Thank you for the meal.
Now?
Thank you for the meal.
Can you do it?
It's funny.
Like this?
You have bad manners.
Hey, you are also a brasserie.
Don't come.
Did you do it?
Are you okay?
She drank a lot.
As expected of the main character, she won an award.
It was fun.
It's funny.
I'm happy that the adventure we thought of is funny.
I was happy.
I could hear it a little.
The laughter in your ears.
In this way, the first round of "Hikikomogomo" in Tokyo ends.
And in Osaka, these five teams will participate.
However, as expected of the main character of "Hikikomogomo",
the venue is surrounded by a strict atmosphere.
Two of the team mates were also stuck in the corner of the dressing room.
I'm in a terrible place.
I'm sick.
My face is sick.
Did you get drunk in such an atmosphere?
N.G.T. Ogino challenged with a funny joke.
I would like to introduce my strange grandfather's daily life.
What are you doing, grandfather?
I'm brushing my teeth.
Grandfather, why do you brush your teeth by brushing your shoes?
In addition,
Kato and Seiji challenged with a real manzai.
It's like a love story.
I like it.
Let's do it.
N.G.T.'s E...
E...
Egetsunai.
We want to touch Egetsunai.
N-G-T's "Nu". "Nu"!
"Nu"...
"Nukarinai"! "Nukarinai"!
That's right, idols don't go to the bathroom, you know.
This time, Team Kansai of Team 8, which was challenged by the six of them.
"Oteru"!
Shut up!
Your acting is great, but why are you talking?
As a result,
I'm happy.
In addition,
Chou, who played Enta no Kamisama,
and Oda, who sang the song,
Idols wear
cats.
Shou's guitar and Oda's castanets sounded empty.
I'm going to bring back the talent you gave me and I'm going to do my best.
Who are the members of Kansai?
It sounded like it was slipping, but those two words made a big impact.
Among us, it was really good.
Did you do it all, Annea?
It was perfect.
But you say that a lot in Paradise, too.
We're going to have you do it again in the studio for a few years.
You think we're kidding you, don't you?
We thought you were kidding us.
Do it where you got hit.
Hit me!
My face was like this.
It was funny.
I was laughing a lot.
No, you weren't laughing that much.
The last one is Fukushi, who is the only one participating from SKE48.
I'm Fukushi from SKE48.
I'm from Tochigi Prefecture and I love Space Police Gavan,
so I'll become Space Police Gavan and defeat enemies who say bad things about SKE48!
That's a good setting.
It's a sea test, so when I look at the sea, I get excited!
Don't look at me with weird eyes!
I'm trying my best.
Take this! Galaxy Crush!
Before going to Harajuku, I practice traveling in Omiya, Saitama!
Galaxy Crush!
It's original!
What's wrong with buying yakisoba and putting it in a plastic bag?
The taste doesn't change!
Tochigi has amazing food.
Cry Laser Z Beam!
Tochigi has food that looks like vomit!
Are you getting mad at me?
She won the only award in Osaka!
That's amazing!
Is there a member who will advance to the second round out of 13 teams?
Now, it's time for their fate to be announced!
I will now announce the members who will advance to the first round.
Out of 600 teams, only about one-fourth will advance.
Those who are called by their entry number and name will advance to the second round.
Those who are eliminated will not advance to the second round.
Members will wait for their fate in the audience seats.
First, these four teams who participated on October 15th.
No. 245 Yamada is the first to fail.
The announcement of the remaining members, No. 280, is approaching.
In particular, Machari, who was winning a lot of applause at the venue, has high expectations for Okabe.
No. 264 Merhen Sunaga.
Are there any members whose names are called?
No. 279 Nekojuku.
No. 285 Ojiko.
No. 286 Otabe Rinsan.
That's all for No. 262.
Okabe advanced to the second round!
It's a shame. But I'd like to compete again with something using pictures.
On the other hand, Macharin, who failed even though she won an applause...
I'm frustrated.
I'm in trouble. I'm tearing up.
I can't write with my bare hands.
Even though she has a handicap of not knowing much Japanese...
She got advice from various members and tried her best to break through the first round.
My Japanese is good, so my seniors and staff taught me a lot of things.
Thank you very much.
I wasn't chosen, but I learned a lot.
Next is the result announcement on October 16th.
Unfortunately, these young people in these two groups.
Shimizu, who challenged with gold, failed.
There are two people who are destined to be in the Tokyo venue.
Will they break through the first round?
If number 374 is called, they will pass.
Will it be?
Entry number 373, floral bouquet.
Entry number 380, Akimoto Yasshi Produce's "Gekidan Yondoru Gojutsu Sentai".
It was called by Akimoto Yasshi Produce's "Gekidan Yondoru Gojutsu Sentai".
They won, but they couldn't pass the first round.
I fell.
I'm happy.
It's not sweet.
How was it?
It was tough, but I had a lot of fun.
I went home with a big smile.
I was really depressed that day.
What are you talking about?
It's embarrassing, isn't it?
It's a shame.
I was crying so much that I couldn't do it before.
I came home and closed my phone.
Why do you do that?
And the Osaka venue.
The two teams that couldn't get much laughter.
And the two teams that participated from NJT.
Unfortunately, they didn't pass.
The only one who was laughing at the Osaka venue.
The result of SKE's revenge is...
NJT48's second single "How Far Is The World A Blue Sky?" will be released on December 6th!
The center is Cinderella Girl Ogi no Yuka!
And...
Tonight, we will introduce AKB48's latest single "Coupling" released in November!
AKB48's latest single "Coupling" released in November!
And this song is one of them!
"Coupling" was released in November 2020,
it was released since March and will be released in September.
PackB48 has been promoting "Coupling" for 4 years in a row.
Due to the top ranking song of "Coupling",
we could not release "Coupling" during "Coupling".
Even if you fall one by one, you can't see it, shadows are on your side
I know it's not loneliness, when you smile
Yeah! Dream and sing with all your might!
Dream and sing with all your might!
[Lyrics]
SKE Fukushi passes!
At the Osaka venue, all four teams fail.
The only one who is laughing, SKE Fukushi, is left with his last wish.
Of course, we are filming SKI Matsumura!
I will announce the winners.
No. 433, Mike.
No. 435, Matsutomi.
437, Fukushi Nao.
SK in Fukushi.
At the Osaka venue of Warai no Honba, they once again break through the first round.
I'm so happy. I'm really happy.
I'm really happy for you, Koguri-san.
I'm really happy. You're amazing!
It's weird for me to say "you're amazing", but I'm really happy for you to look at me like that.
I wish I could make a name for myself here.
But more than that has happened, and I'm really happy right now.
And so, the ones who broke through the first round are Team 8's Okabe Rin and SK in Fukushi. Congratulations!
It's been a while since we last saw you.
How did you feel when you heard your name?
Kaori-san supported me with everything she had.
I felt like I was able to repay her with this.
I was able to pass like this, and I thought I'd do my best as an entertainer.
As an entertainer?
Details of the second round will be aired on G-SHOCK.
And...
After this, G-SHOCK's plan will change!
Next week, Asagaya sisters will make their first appearance! Congratulations!
When I took it out of my bag, you were reading it!
You're not going to put it in my umbrella, are you?
It's obvious that the members' hidden feelings will be revealed next!
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