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This year, for the first time on Japanese TV,
the woman entertainer No. 1 deciding match, "The W".
"Cool Man"!
Various famous woman entertainers will also participate in this serious comedy contest.
13 AKB members who have given themselves up
will be the top 600 women entertainers
aiming for the prize money of 10 million yen
Let's challenge the match!
And so, in the studio,
the members who challenged "The W" have come!
Don't underestimate me, Kasu!
"Kasu" is too much.
Don't underestimate me, Kasu!
In order for an entertainer to appear in this,
they have to put together all kinds of scenes from various theaters,
and it's a hurdle of only one or two rounds.
I can say that.
I also auditioned for "Johnny's" a long time ago.
That's too much!
You like it, don't you?
No way!
That's exactly what you're doing!
I'm back!
You're used to being an idol, but you think it's easy to be a comedian?
You underestimated me!
Aside from their worries,
they put together their own scenes.
I don't want to do it anymore!
What should I do?
I'm embarrassed.
What?
What's going on?
There, they face each other for the first time in front of a camera.
I want to do it.
They show a side of themselves that they've never shown before.
Tonight, we'll see their full potential!
I have the most interesting feeling.
I don't need any more energy tomorrow.
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Who came up with this idea?
Fukushi-san.
Did you really want to come up with this?
Matsui Jurina kicked you in the back.
Zero!
Matsui Jurina kicked you in the back.
She said "two kicks".
Really?
No, I just wanted to stand out.
And I thought I could be on TV.
And I thought I could make a lot of money.
She's got some nerve.
She made a lot of money on TV and she wanted to stand out.
I thought it was the best.
Yes, it's the best project.
Among these members, is there anyone else you wish you could stand out?
I thought about it.
But I can't give up being an idol.
I'm starting to look like a variety person.
I'm thinking of getting my sanity back for now.
Hina-san's position is definitely that of a variety person.
No matter how much you want to admit it...
My seat is getting closer and closer to this side.
You're going outwards.
If I go up one more step, I'll end up like her.
She's getting angry.
She can keep making that face until the camera comes.
I wonder how she'll become a variety person in such a short period of time.
Miyazaki-san.
I wish I could stand out...
But I can't think of any jokes. It's too much of a hassle for me.
The members have started making their first jokes.
First up is Macharin.
What kind of jokes is she planning to make?
If a customer says "gochiron"...
I'll reply in this gochiron-colored funny Japanese.
For example?
If you say "chi"...
I'll say "cha" like this.
However, there is a big problem with this story.
That is...
They have to make a story with all 50 sounds.
Now, Macharin has 15 stories.
He has to think of 31 more stories.
So, Macharin, who doesn't know anything about Japan, decided to get stories from the members over the phone.
The first one they called was Team B's Nishikawa Rei.
It's difficult.
Can you teach me an interesting Japanese phrase like "otamage"?
For example, "nante kotta panna kotta".
That's cute.
"Nante kotta panna kotta".
"Panna kotta".
Rei, do you use it often?
I don't use it.
That's cute.
The next one they called was Boya.
Hello.
Yes, yes.
Can you teach me an interesting Japanese phrase like "mama mammos urepi"?
"Mamas urepi"?
Yes.
"Mamas" is "itataki mammos" in Japanese, right?
That's right.
Do you use it often?
I don't use it often.
I've decided not to use it.
I'm sorry.
And here is the story they made.
Kihara-san, look away.
Kurini no Kozo ga...
That's cute.
Macharin received stories from her teammates and proceeded to make stories.
Meanwhile, the members who are lazy in making stories are...
Hiwatashi and Chiba.
They always say they want to be comedians.
Familles brought Chiba here.
They think they are Familles when it comes to making jokes.
Let's start making jokes.
Chiba is addicted to drinking bars.
It's fun to make drinks with various things in the drinking bar that you've never seen before.
It must be delicious.
I don't know.
After that, Chiba checks the jokes that Hiwatashi made desperately.
It's scary.
It's not funny.
She doesn't make jokes, but she is strict with others.
In the end, the jokes were not completed that day.
Please watch it carefully.
Day two.
Chiba checks the jokes that Hiwatashi wrote again.
It's funny.
Really?
It's very funny.
Really?
Instead of making jokes like last time, they decided to make jokes randomly.
It's funny like you.
Really?
What do you think about making jokes?
I was thinking about making more funny jokes, but it's quite difficult.
I think entertainers are amazing.
Are you talking about people who became models?
Like Consteil and of course Moonmer.
Where did you hear about me?
Don't mention it.
Am I protecting you by saying bad things about me on Twitter?
There is one more group of members who didn't know how to make jokes.
They are a 13-year-old duo, Taguchi and Kubo.
First of all, they will ask each other whether they want to do comedy or comedy.
Comedy or comedy...
What's the difference?
Is there a microphone or not?
I don't know.
Kubo doesn't know the difference between comedy and comedy.
Then...
Either is fine.
That's right.
If you don't mind...
Then...
Comedy.
Which one was it?
Comedy.
The first thing they did when they started from scratch was...
Making jokes or something like that.
Making jokes...
Anyway, the problem is...
These two people who want to rely on the Internet...
Their jokes are also unique...
But they don't have a script!
Kotone-san, are you serious in class?
Serious!
Do you make up a script or not?
If I make up a script, I feel like I'm reading it.
That's why I say what I think without making up a script.
So you make up a script and improvise?
I make up a script and improvise freely.
So you don't make up a script until the day of the competition?
Well...
To some extent...
They don't make up a script and improvise freely!
How long did you improvise?
Are you okay, Kubo and Taguchi?
I improvised when the camera was rolling.
When the camera was rolling?
Did you only practice?
What do you mean "practice"? Isn't it the actual performance?
When the camera was rolling...
On the other hand, there are members who are very stoic in making up a script.
Do you two have anything you're trying to do right now?
Making up a script.
What does it say in your notebook?
It's really a back line.
We're not idol-like in JKB.
We talk a lot.
There are a lot of things we write down in our notebooks.
There are only two people who are active in a variety show.
They usually look for interesting stories in the city.
Based on that story, they make up a script.
Honestly, I don't like it.
Based on their ideas, it seemed like they were making up a script smoothly.
I don't know what's funny about making up a story like this.
It's hard!
What should I do?
After two hours, she couldn't make up a story.
She was completely stuck.
So, she came up with a solution.
Anyway, she decided to move her body.
If you think about it on the desk,
Leave the camera there and move around together.
And make a story.
Sometimes it's easy for me.
Sometimes it's hard for me to think seriously.
Finally, they can see the light.
Asking about their confidence...
If I can't make it to the first round, I might as well quit being an AKB member.
I think I can do it, too.
I think I can do it.
They are full of confidence.
We can look forward to it.
On the other hand, there are members who regret joining the team.
NJT's final weapon, Noe Yamada.
Wait a minute, I'm embarrassed.
It seems like she can't come up with a convincing story.
Seeing Yamada in trouble, she came to...
The opposite side of AKB.
No way!
She came up with a funny story.
It's not funny! It's not funny!
It's not funny!
Are you going to show it somewhere?
I'm going to show it at NJT's house.
I'm sorry!
I don't want it! I don't want it!
Didn't you apply for it?
But why did Yamada apply for it?
Why did she apply for it?
She asked me for it, but I wanted 10 million yen.
If I apply for it, it will be 5 million yen.
10 million yen... What will you use it for if you win?
My sister got married, so I can't use it for the wedding ceremony.
Your sister's?
But only half of it is 5 million yen.
Let's go to the opposite side of AKB and see their story.
Give it a try!
There's something good about it!
I don't want it!
I don't want it! It doesn't hurt!
I don't want it!
It was funny! It was funny!
I don't want it!
Something good will happen if you do it!
I'm sorry! I made you worried!
I didn't make you worried!
The last one is Fukushi, who participated only one person from SKE.
He was a staff who wanted to try a close-up, but...
It's really terrible!
The production cost of the program ran out and he didn't have money to go to Nagoya.
So he asked a member for shooting.
Hello! I'm Kaori Matsumura, who was entrusted with the close-up director of SKE.
Matsumura, who usually shoots members' videos, entrusted the camera to him.
This time, Fukushi will play as his favorite special killer hero, space detective Gavan.
His story is about defeating enemies who make fun of his hometown, Tochigi.
I went there when I was in kindergarten.
He starts practicing right away, but...
It's a test of the sea, so you should be excited about it! Don't make fun of it!
I feel sorry for him.
It's a test of the sea, right?
If you say "It's a test of the sea, right?" in a different way, I think you will fail.
He is four years senior of Matsumura, who is a close-up director of SKE.
I will defeat enemies who say bad things about Tochigi.
I think it's better for you to say bad things about Tochigi.
Bad things about Tochigi?
It's normal for you to say bad things about Tochigi now.
From now on, SKE's specialty, passionate guidance for juniors, begins!
Don't look at me like that! And then, I looked like I was in a bad mood just now.
- And you know, you're always... - Oh, that's harsh.
...stubborn. All of it!
I think I really need to go overboard than I think I should.
With passionate and harsh advice in her heart, Fukushi practices silently.
And the day before the performance, Matsumura checks the story for the last time!
When I go to the store and buy clothes, there's nothing in my plastic bag!
The taste doesn't change!
Fukushi can't remember her lines.
And Matsumura doesn't seem to agree with her.
I think I'm always... I'm always stubborn.
Well, fortunately, it's night time.
I'm going to take a nap and organize my thoughts.
I've come this far, so I want you to push me through.
I don't want to lose, so I want you to win!
Matsumura has prepared a present to encourage Fukushi!
- What?! Amazing! - What?
- Amazing!
- Go ahead and eat it! - It's really amazing!
- I'm sleepy, senpai! - Gyaban!
- Gyaban!
That's right! This is Gyaban's costume!
- Actually, this is it! - It's really funny!
So that Fukushi can focus on practicing even a little...
...Matsumura was secretly making costumes until dawn!
That's amazing. Why did you come all the way here?
No, it's true! It's true that I can go home.
But you know, there are children who are working hard.
I really want you to finish it.
I don't want you to finish it halfway.
After Matsumura left, Fukushi, who received that thought, spoke of his feelings that he had held back until now.
That's all for now. Thank you for watching.
Other people don't have someone like me.
So I really want to win because everyone is chasing me.
Now we've seen each group's data creation.
I thought you were doing it pretty well.
How about you, Ms. Cho?
How do you feel about this meeting?
Even in Kanagawa and Fukui, we live in different places.
So we couldn't practice at all.
But we kept in touch by email.
Because you live in the same area and work together.
This time, it was Team 8's Oda and Cho who sang their favorite songs.
But since they live in Kanagawa and Fukui, they didn't have much practice time.
Which song did you make?
"Fukuen".
I did my best.
You made it?
Yes.
By yourself?
Yes.
I made it by myself and sang it for 40 minutes.
That's short!
I also composed a song.
You composed a song and sang it for 40 minutes?
You're a genius!
I couldn't forgive Nakanishi the most.
Why?
Because of their collaboration.
The second half of the show!
The comedian Muramoto is serious about Nakanishi!
Today is the day!
AKB48's 50th anniversary new single "Ancred" will be released!
It's the last single for Watanabe Mayu, who will graduate next year.
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What do you think? As a woman, isn't it interesting?
The thing I couldn't forgive the most was...
Nakanishi.
Why?
Why is that?
The way they dressed up for this prank.
No, no, no!
That was disgusting!
With that beret and round glasses...
And with that jacket on top of their heads...
It's like they're putting it on their shoulders.
No, it's really disgusting!
It's like this.
It's like, "I want to be the latest woman."
It's like, "We're doing a variety show, but with that in mind...
What do you think? As a woman, isn't it interesting?"
Their shoulders, eyes, and berets...
After this, we'll show you how the first round went!
Finally, AKB is participating in the first round!
Ah, it's refreshing!
The results will be announced behind the scenes!
Oh, no! The comments are all over the place!
Oh, no!
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