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When was the most embarrassing moment for you as an AKB member?
My pants are sandwiched between my legs.
What?
They told me to get ready.
Get ready?
What is this?
She confessed her private life to an unknown idol.
I didn't want to say it for the rest of my life.
I don't want to say it.
AKB's taboo big incident has been revealed!
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First up, the saddest story of Okabe, who usually travels from Ibaraki to Tokyo, becoming an AKB member!
Wow, you're good at it!
The day you held my satyr festival at the AKB theater, I was in the best mood of my life!
I want to go home and tell my family about what happened today!
I got on the train and went home to Ibaraki.
But when I woke up, I was in Fukushima!
I didn't have a cell phone charger or money.
I didn't have any money.
After that, I spent a night at the station bench until the departure.
Wow, you're good at drawing!
You're really good at it!
It's like you're writing a text book in English!
The way you draw!
For example, you rented a hotel on the bench.
I didn't have any money.
Oh, I see!
You couldn't call anyone?
I didn't have a cell phone.
You didn't have a cell phone.
Even if you told millions of people, they'd lend you money.
I didn't know what to do.
I thought I'd be fine if I stayed near the bench for a while.
I had school the next day, so I had to go home early.
I thought I'd just get on the train.
I stayed up all night.
You stayed up for about five hours!
What were you doing?
You didn't even touch your cell phone!
You didn't charge it!
What were you doing?
Which program should I talk about this in an interesting way?
You're weird!
Isn't Shizuoka dangerous?
I've been there a few times.
It was a rainy day in Nagoya.
I asked my mom what I should do.
She told me to stay on the bench, so I did.
But the train station was closed, so I couldn't stay on the bench.
So I went to a family restaurant.
Even at a family restaurant, people under the age of 18 are not allowed to come.
It's tough in this world.
I was about to cry.
I arrived home at four o'clock in the morning, but I had a lot of fun.
Next, Takahashi, who is now the team captain, will talk about what happened when he was selected for the first time five years ago and what he was most sad about becoming an AKB member.
It's been a little while since I joined AKB48.
I was selected for the first time by a member of Sounds Good in midsummer and decided to shoot a music video at GUAM.
After shooting for three days in the scorching heat, it was finally time to watch the music video I had been waiting for.
However, no matter how much I look for it, I can't see it and the moment I can recognize my face is only one second.
What's more, Kojiharu-san hides it right away.
How long is the music video itself?
Five minutes and forty-two seconds or one second.
How long did you shoot it for?
I shot it for three days.
Three days and one second?
Let's actually look for Takahashi.
Please look carefully.
Where is it?
Where?
Look!
Where?
Now! Now! Now!
Hey, guys!
Where? Where? Where? Where?
Did you see it?
It was there, wasn't it? It was there, wasn't it?
Most of you didn't see it, right?
Not at all.
Let's watch it again slowly.
Here.
Where? Where?
Where does it slow down?
Next! Next! Next!
Where? Where?
Next! Where?
Where? Where?
This is it? Really?
Yes, this is it.
Not even one second?
You can see it on the drone, but this is all you can see of my face.
You're wearing a swimsuit, but you can't even see your swimsuit.
But, in fact, this is common in the AKB group.
When I was in HKT, I was always selected, but once I was eliminated for a song called "Melon Juice",
I ate it with Sakura and everyone, and when I came back, I was really motivated and did a lot of make-up and face massages,
but all you could see of me was my side face with 30 degrees angle.
It was as if I had selected a really ugly part of me.
You can see my side face with 30 degrees angle from below, but you can't see my side face with 30 degrees angle from the side.
Here is a video from the middle ages of HKT!
Tell me.
I think you can see it now.
Maybe next time.
Here it is!
This is terrible!
Did you see Michelle's tire for a second?
Is it you?
It's me!
Is this the only part you saw?
This is the only part you could see my side face with 30 degrees angle.
It's cute, isn't it?
It's better than the middle ages of HKT!
Next up is Mukaichi's experience of a concert at a big venue!
He was pulled up by a member and became the most embarrassed person in the AKB!
Three years ago, there was a concert held at a national stadium.
Unfortunately, it rained that day, but the venue was very excited.
Now, it's the turn of "Baby, Baby, Baby" sung by all of us 15th generation.
We practiced a lot, so let's do our best in the actual performance!
At that time,
Ki-chan, who was supposed to appear after cutting the front man, slipped and fell.
The members behind him also fell.
And I was supposed to appear cool, but we all fell like dominoes.
This is embarrassing.
I want to say a lot of things, but why did Ki-chan come out first?
That's fine.
Didn't you want to fall?
I'm not the one who fell.
It's not you, Ki-chan!
I was wondering why everyone was coming out so late.
I don't think it's me.
Then everyone but Ki-chan fell.
Ki-chan was in the lead.
If Ki-chan didn't come out, no one could come out.
Even when we had to come out, Ki-chan was still standing there.
Everyone was like, "Ki-chan, hurry up and come out!"
Ki-chan, why didn't you come out at that time?
What do you call it?
I was told, "Ready, go!"
It's like the beginning of the sports day.
AKB's concert is like this.
Ki-chan, you have something like that, don't you?
Ki-chan has been causing a lot of trouble for a long time.
When I joined AKB, Ki-chan was the only one who got mad at one member.
Was Mukai-chi mad?
Yes, he was really mad.
When I was a postgraduate student, everyone stayed in a hotel, right?
At a local concert.
He lost his key twice in a row.
How many rooms are there?
Four rooms.
Ki-chan...
So I said, "If you lose the key, don't keep it."
But he said, "Don't make fun of me!"
But when I lost it, I was like, "Kii-chan, you're such a pain in the ass."
A little while ago, Kii-chan said, "I really don't like it. Please stop."
But when I told her the episode, she looked like she didn't like it at all.
What?
She started waiting with a happy face.
She was thinking about the comments.
In AKB's Okoyama, who is good at general feelings, there is a simple and embarrassing incident in his private life.
The day I went to a popular cafe to buy coffee.
You look like you're not good at it.
What?
On that day, there were a lot of people lining up in front of the counter.
For a while, I was lining up and I felt my shoulder pound from behind me.
In this line of people, I was like, "Really, pardon me!"
But they didn't ask me for my autograph.
They asked me for my underwear.
What?
I didn't buy coffee and rushed to buy it right away.
What? Wait a minute. What do you mean by "underwear"?
I said it so casually, but it's pretty bad.
It's bad.
After recording for AKB's Okoyama Bingo, we were on the bus to another different location.
The members said, "I want to drink coffee."
So it was time for me to go buy it.
Ever since I came out of here, I was stuck in my underwear.
Your skirt was stuck in your underwear?
Yes, it was.
I don't know what you're talking about. Can you do it for me?
Mr. I don't think so, Shimoneta.
I don't think so, Shimoneta.
There is Cinderella who is in 5th place in the general election.
She has the same experience as many of the NGT members.
I was walking in Tokyo station and I was hit by a car.
You were found out?
Yes, I was found out.
I said "Make it for me."
Yes.
Your luggage is falling down.
I found your underwear and pants behind you.
They are falling down.
I'm sorry.
You look like a scary person.
You are too harsh.
I see.
On the other hand, there was an embarrassing incident that even Nakanishi, who is usually called a variety group, trembles when he remembers it.
It was when I was hosting a concert.
I was preparing for the day in advance.
It seemed like the talk and story were going well and the live performance was going well.
However, it took me a long time to change clothes for the next song.
Suddenly, I heard a signal "extend the talk" from the stage.
I can't speak anymore.
The staff sends me a signal many times.
I'm completely out of breath.
The staff sends me a signal many times.
What!?
And I, who had never told anyone about it, started talking nonsense in front of 3,000 people.
I think you said "extend the talk" in a reasonable range.
There were about three.
I said "extend the talk" all at once.
I said "extend the talk" in a reasonable range.
Then, I heard a signal from my sleeve.
You don't make that face, do you?
It's too funny, isn't it?
Until then, you were excited.
It was the best.
Until then, I was like, "It's funny!"
So, I said like this.
With this momentum, I did something like "chiorin!"
Yes, I'll do it!
I did like that and...
At once...
That's pretty scary.
Live performance is...
It's scary.
Yes, it's live.
For me, when I say "happening" during a manzai play,
I put my voice recorder in my pocket.
I always put my voice recorder in my pocket when I do manzai plays.
When you do an ad-lib or something like that in a manzai play,
you put your voice recorder in your pocket so that you can record it later.
There is a line in a manzai play that says "kusooo!"
At that moment, I pressed the play button and...
Hello, everyone! I'm Shabana!
That's right!
Manzai plays during manzai plays...
That's because we don't notice it because we are like this.
So, the audience will notice it.
It's like a frog song.
It's like manzai plays are following us.
We make noise like that.
Next is a foreign student from Taiwan who has just arrived in Japan.
What was the first thing that came to his mind when he joined AKB?
Even if you wrote simple kanji in the questionnaire,
there was a staff member who always praised me.
That staff member brought me a script on the day of recording.
When I saw it, the script was all in katakana and hard to read.
I can understand Taiwanese and kanji.
(Japanese)
What did you say?
(Japanese)
No, you said it in Japanese.
(Japanese)
Say it again.
(Japanese)
What?
I can't hear you because you are speaking in Taiwanese.
Can you translate it for me?
Did you get it?
(Japanese)
What did you say?
(Japanese)
Really?
(Japanese)
Say it again.
(Japanese)
Can you understand Japanese kanji when you write a script?
Yes, I can.
So you like kanji more than katakana and hiragana.
If it's all in katakana, it's hard to read.
I don't know what it means anymore.
If it's all in katakana, it's hard to read.
What's the hardest thing about being an entertainer in Japan?
I don't know how to speak fast.
It's not about me.
You seem to be good at variety shows.
Say it again.
Yokoyama from Kyoto has also come across a script before.
When I'm asked to play a role in a drama like "AKB", I often get a role in Kansai Dialect.
The script is also written in Kansai Dialect, but it's like "omangana" in a way.
It's not a script that doesn't say that.
It says "omangana" in a way.
At first, I thought I had to say it, and I was quite worried about it.
You were calling Tsurukou-san's script by mistake, weren't you?
"Omangana" is good, but it's Tsurukou-san's script.
Next, Shimoguchi will tell us what came to his mind when he became "AKB".
But it's a development that no one can predict!
At the same time as joining "AKB", my classmate Goto Moe-chan and I became very close.
When we became "eyewear" during the tour, we took pictures together and had a lot of fun.
A few days later, my mom called me and I looked at Moe- chan's Google Tasks.
The picture on it wasn't of me as an "eyewear".
It was of me being careless and not knowing when I was taken.
Since then, I have never said the word "eyewear" again.
But it's scary enough to make you angry.
This is a picture of a relationship between a best friend and Goto Moe-chan breaking up!
It's perfect for naive kids!
It was when we were just starting out, so I wanted to have a proper image of us.
But I was put up like this, so I became like a bad girl.
So you wanted to be pure and innocent like this, right?
The next time we met, I was really pissed off.
How did you say that?
It was when we were just starting out, so I was like, "Why are you doing that? I don't know what you're doing!"
So your professionalism was really high at the time, right?
What did you intend to do, Moe-chan?
I put it up once and deleted it again!
No, it was you who deleted it.
No, I think I deleted it myself.
I think you're in trouble.
I think my fans said a lot of things about me.
You've done too much.
The next thing I put up was...
I don't want to remember it!
It was you, Hina!
You're such a disgusting creature!
I really don't like you anymore!
You're disgusting!
Do your best and say it! What did you say?
I was told that I didn't put it up on purpose.
After that, I was told that I don't think of you as a friend anymore.
Who told you that?
Moe-chan told me!
I don't think you meant it like that, Moe-chan!
You're terrible!
But now that I'm an adult, I thought I'd put it up as a joke.
So I did my best and put it up today!
It's a picture diary, right?
It's a picture diary!
Actually, it's been like this for a long time!
I really didn't want to say it for a lifetime!
You've been pretending like you didn't mean it!
I really wanted to put it up as a joke!
Say it!
But you said you'd put it up as a joke!
I wrote it down!
Team K drafted two people of the same age at the same time,
so I think we both had a strong sense of rivalry that we didn't want to lose.
Goto Moe and Hina Moe were rivals at first.
We both joined at the same time,
so I think we both had a small sense of rivalry.
I don't know if we did it on purpose or not,
but I think we both had something going on.
Our hearts are beating really fast and we're under a lot of pressure,
and we end up thinking like that.
It's true that we're a little different in weight.
One punch from each of you is a little...
Right?
That's true.
And with that, all of the other teams' announcements are over!
For Shimoguchi, who worked hard to write professional history,
we'll give you these colored pencils!
Please continue to write strongly with them!
Um...
Maybe...
And like that, a new war between the members breaks out!
October 4th!
A new music video will be released!
The songs in it range from "Koisuru Fortune Cookie" to "Wishful Grass" --
a total of 117 songs!
Tonight, we'll show you a little bit of what happened in those four years!
Fortune cookies in love, the future isn't so bad
Fortune cookie in love, keep your wish alive
same situation
Running in the night, in front of the waves
Splashing water, inviting us
We don't fight, we believe in tomorrow
Under the clouds of despair
We're not friends anymore
It's hard for me to breathe anymore
Now, gather up your courage
Now, instead of lying to yourself
That you saw in a dream
Why don't you answer for yourself right now?
Is there only one truth?
Or is it just an illusion?
Shoot Sign!
I don't want any magic
To make my wishes come true
I have a lot of dreams that I want to come true
October 4th, don't miss it!
Chiba will be back as a member of the same generation!
Chiba-chan, how was it?
Kubo-chan and Hiwata-shi are of the same generation, right?
When Kubo and Hiwata-shi appeared in A-gaming, did you feel anything?
I think Eri is more interesting, but I don't know why.
I'm so happy!
You're so strong!
I feel like a war is about to start!
Please delete the photos from earlier!
I'm Hayakawa!
Please look forward to next week!
Next week, we have a foreign drama's voice actor audition!
I'm not repeating the same thing over and over again.
Who will pass the super pressure interview and get a big chance?!
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