AISubs v3.5
Now, from AKB group, Joshiana is born one after another!
So, this time, we are going to meet the real-life announcer, Baba-san!
We are going to check the personality of Joshiana!
I love you!
We are going to do a personality report with someone who has a strong personality!
We are going to work with a Miyamea-style company!
Who is the member who is closest to Joshiana right now?!
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It's not like that!
Virtual Big Man Caster "Nice Conversation Catch Ball"!
For example, after reading the news that you often see in the movies,
don't you have a casual conversation?
After reading the news,
Virtual Big Man Caster "Nice Conversation Catch Ball"
Let's check the judging points while looking at the examples of virtual big men!
The forum "Thinking about Women's Social Advancement" was opened yesterday.
The first point is to read the news carefully and accurately.
Don't you have any plans for marriage?
I don't have any plans.
You don't have any plans, but you must have someone you like, right?
That's what "freedom" is all about.
It would be nice if you had someone you like.
I understand. Let's move on to the next news.
In this way, the second point is to wrap up a sudden disadvantage in a word of mind.
The first challenger is Mako Kojima!
Mako-chan!
Can you read the news properly?
A man who was peeking at women in a battlefield yesterday has been arrested by the police!
Time's up!
You lost!
One more time! I'm sorry!
This is your last chance, Kojima san! You can't lose!
"Take 2", which you can't miss in a news program!
Yesterday, a man who was peeking at a woman in a battle was arrested by the police.
A police officer told his employees that there is a man who is peeking at a woman in New York, and he arrested him.
According to the police, he is charged with four crimes.
"Four crimes", right?
Kojima san!
Yes!
Those are "four crimes"!
"Four crimes", right?
That's right!
I forgot my contacts when I was talking to you.
It was a little difficult for you to read my language, wasn't it?
Yes!
Please!
By the way, where do you wash up first when you take a bath?
Me?
Yes!
By the way, Muramoto san...
Me?
Where do you wash up first?
By the way, what do you do first when you take a bath?
What?
That's not right!
The judgment is in these three stages. What is Kojima- na's evaluation?
First of all, I couldn't read the beginning of it, but it was wonderful that it was wrapped in humor like "forget your contacts".
Like Muramoto-san, I like to blame others, but I'm weak when I'm blamed.
That's why we both have our own characters.
I see.
At that moment, their humanity came out at once.
Fii-chan, how was it?
I'm not Mako-san, I'm Muramoto-san, but I don't like your jokes, so please stop it.
She got a complaint from the viewers.
I'm not a viewer!
Next is "isn't", which only left an impression of "isn't" last time.
Will the variety power of Mochimai be utilized?
What?
A large number of fraudulent groups have emerged.
The man who was arrested called a woman in the form of a police officer and asked her for money as a means of payment.
He said that he had earned more than 100 million yen so far.
Ishida-san!
Yes?
It's a means of payment, it's not "isn't", is it?
It's a means of payment!
You made a mistake!
Did I make a mistake?
It's a means of payment!
Was it "isn't"?
Yes.
This is really a bad one.
Speaking of "isn't", you do impersonations, don't you, Ishida-san?
No, no, no, I don't do such things.
What?
I don't do such things.
Aren't you good at it?
I'm very charming!
What?
She did her best for ad-lib.
How was it?
Have you ever been told "this is how you do it"?
It's getting more and more recently.
Let's hear Iza's evaluation.
It was very cute.
Really?
I love Iza's smile.
I was very happy when I saw it.
What do you mean?
I felt like I wanted to imitate her.
You didn't feel like you were being pushed around.
This is important.
Next is Cool Beauty, Anna Iriyama.
Yesterday, a major construction company announced its construction plan for a new high-rise apartment.
It seems that the residents of the area have been violently repulsed by saying that beautiful scenery will be lost.
Their claims are parallel and there is still no solution.
Iriyama-san!
It is important to protect this beautiful scenery.
But you are beautiful, too.
No, I'm not.
You are beautiful, too.
People say I'm beautiful and cute.
I want to do my best so that I can compete not only with beauty.
For example, what do you want to compete with?
Well, I'm an announcer, so I'd like to give a talk.
Can you give us a beautiful talk?
Yes, I'll do my best.
Let's move on to the next news.
On the contrary, the talk in the village was suspicious, but what is the evaluation of Anna Iriyama?
Anyway, I think it was good because it was the most important thing to answer honestly.
Thank you.
It was so smooth that Mr. Muramoto was in trouble.
Yes, yes, yes.
What I didn't understand the most about Anna was that she had a beautiful place, but I didn't understand it at all.
I'm sorry, everyone.
Even if I read it like this, I feel uncomfortable.
I thought it was amazing, too.
What do you think, Rin?
Otamage.
No, I don't read it anymore.
You can talk about anything else.
The last challenger is Yui Oguri.
She is still 15 years old.
Can she give a good answer?
A man who was trying to enter the country by hiding a turtle that is prohibited under the Washington Treaty in his pocket was caught.
According to the airport tax authority, he had 25 turtles hidden in his pocket.
The man denies it.
Yes, Ms. Oguri.
Yes.
Well, it's bad to hide it, but...
Yes.
Ms. Oguri, is there anything you don't want people to see?
Well, actually...
Yes.
I ate a lot of sweets yesterday.
Oh!
You ate a lot of sweets like that...
Yes.
I'll give you some sweets.
Yes.
Please give me Country Marmelade.
I got it!
What's next?
What?
What are you doing?
Are you okay? Did you get hurt?
No, I didn't.
Why did you get hurt?
Where did you get hurt?
I didn't get hurt.
How was it? Tell me.
Well, I was really worried about whether it would go well, but when I tried it, I got the word "pong".
Well, I think there are too many helpers.
No, no.
As an announcer...
Too bad!
Why?
The content of the comment was a little vague.
If "country mom" was in the commercial...
It was supposed that "country mom" is a sponsor.
Kii-chan!
You're hiding your mask this time.
Why?
Why is Sato participating in Muramoto's crazy talk here?
Kii-chan, you're hiding something, aren't you?
Well, I'm actually hiding chocolate.
I'd like to go there again.
As a society, you can't do that!
What?
You can't do that!
You said "chocolate" without saying its name.
Why is Muramoto-san angry?
"Country mom" is not "chocolate".
It's "cookie", so please change it to "cookie".
The end!
I told you, Muramoto-san.
Are you okay?
Are you okay? Are you hurt?
I'm not hurt.
Where do you get hurt?
I get hurt when I'm hurt.
Next is...
Live broadcast! "Love is a good ending"!
You can see it in various information.
At the end of the broadcast, we announce it and end the program!
This time, we have prepared "bad actors" and "comedians who come out too much".
The judging point here is...
As they say, "If it's good at the end, it's all good".
It's important to put it all together.
The time limit prepared this time is 45 seconds.
Can they put it all together?
Let's see who will appear in the ending.
First up is this person.
The first "fake" guest is...
A visually impaired band member who has never spoken at all.
This is the person who will try this.
You can see his face already.
This is tough.
Okada Nana-chan.
Nana-chan, how is it?
It's pretty weird.
Where should I start from?
I will try my best to talk to him.
It might be difficult for him to hold it.
The visually impaired band member will announce it.
Can they put it all together in time?
Okada's "good ending" challenge, start!
How was it today?
This is your first appearance.
Is this a message that you had a lot of fun?
A new song is about to be released.
What kind of song is it?
"Daitan" (bold)
That's amazing!
Let me do a pose too.
Do you have a pose?
This pose is...
10 seconds left.
5 seconds.
Like this.
Lastly, let's shout it out together.
Ready, set...
This is the most important!
We didn't get any information.
Okada-san, you didn't get any information about the CD, did you?
Oh, I'm sorry!
Didn't you think it was bad?
I did, I did.
I'm always curious about Zazie's hair.
His blond hair...
He looks good in the night sky.
It's okay, you don't have to move the building behind you.
You don't have to make it look good.
It's a shame that Okada-na didn't get any information about the CD.
Next up is Ota-mo, who is trying to be a strong musician.
Welcome to the guest's hell!
A new song will be released soon.
When will it be released?
It will be released on June 6th.
Don't miss it!
The new song is "Sanpika" from hell.
Let's move on to the last one.
A.K.A "Window"!
What is Ota-mo's evaluation?
It's like when you play against a character you know.
If you can't say anything, pretend you heard it and say it.
It's important to give information.
It was great that you decided it right away.
Okada-san didn't answer me at all.
Excuse me.
Can you not go back to your seat when I'm not filming?
The next guest is an actress who can't say anything.
How confident are you?
Even if I'm confident, I talk with people I can't say anything to.
What do you mean?
What kind of situation is it?
Meg-chan Taniguchi can't say anything.
Oh, you're talking about your members?
How does confident Komiyama communicate?
A movie will be released soon. What kind of movie is it?
What kind of movie will be released?
It's a movie that makes you smile without thinking about it.
I'm going to play an alien.
From a monkey to a human being, Fujishige will play an alien.
How about you, Nakani-san?
I felt like it was rounded up, so I was wondering what it was like.
Komiyama-san's personality came out a lot, so I thought it was cute.
What is Komiyama-san's evaluation?
Unfortunately...
Nakani-san is very sharp.
From the beginning, I thought you were giving up on Komiyama-san.
How about you, Komiyama-san?
I gave up.
You say terrible things with a smile.
The next strange guest is...
Anyway, he stands out and appears in front of you.
This is troublesome.
This person was difficult.
It doesn't matter what time it is, but Yoshimura- san of Nobucomu was really difficult.
So, this person is going to challenge this.
Takahashi, be careful.
Yes, I'm Takahashi.
Takahashi, you don't look like you're good at this kind of pressure.
That's right. I'm not good at pushing.
You said it in a good way.
Yes.
You're not good at making pressure, right?
Will they be able to control this annoying entertainer and finish it in 45 seconds?
It's time for the ending.
The entertainment show is over.
How was your day today?
Never mind that. Just look at what I'm good at!
What?
90 degrees hot water!
Hot, hot, hot, hot!
When do you come up with that joke?
Are you taking a lesson from me?
Yes, I am!
What's wrong with you?
It's really funny.
They are going to crush me.
Before you crush me, let's hold hands.
One, two, A-K-B-O!
What is it?
It's a terrible story.
It's really terrible. It's a mental breakdown.
Mental breakdown?
You seemed like that kind of entertainer.
I couldn't hear anyone's introduction in the first place.
Really?
It was a little messy.
Babylon, Chiba-san.
How about you, Mizuta-san?
I'm the type of person who shows up right away.
I felt like I couldn't do it anymore.
The person I like the most.
I thought I had to laugh at this entertainer.
It's really boring.
Takahashi-ana's evaluation is, of course, disappointing.
Takahashi-san, do you have anything you want to say?
I'm flattered.
That's enough.
Don't film me until I become Machanin.
The last challenger is...
Huh?
Athena!
The woman's true feelings come out of her face.
Her opponent is an extremely unhappy actress who denies everything.
This is so annoying.
Is there a way for her to deal with this kind of person?
Do you have a way for her to deal with this kind of person?
She denies everything and remains honest.
That's a difficult line.
Let's start "Good Ending Challenge" with Mako Kojima!
It's time for "Good Ending Challenge"!
Our guest, Tatsuro Yuzukawa-san!
How was the show?
It wasn't good.
It wasn't good?
He's smiling back.
And your outfit today is really nice, isn't it?
Do you have anything you want to say about it?
It's not like that.
It's not like that, is it?
I want you to ask me more interesting questions.
Interesting questions?
You have 10 seconds left.
I won't do it!
Really?
Can I be a reporter again?
You can do it.
I can't do it!
You can do it!
You can do it in a different way.
I'm so happy!
I'm so excited!
I was afraid of asking you interesting questions when you didn't have much time.
That's right!
How did you feel at the time?
It's amazing that you didn't say anything.
You look like Zazie.
Robo-san, please judge.
Okay, I'll do it.
Isn't it cool?
From beginning to end, she's asking questions in a mysterious way.
In the end, the main actor said, "It doesn't matter. We can both get it."
So, he chose the better one.
I'm the type of person who says, "That woman is cute."
She was very cute.
Thank you very much.
She was very good.
If I could be an announcer like an assistant one day,
Kojima-san.
Yes?
I'll choose someone who isn't you.
Who isn't me?
Each of you.
And the announcement of the member who is closest to a girl's hole is...
Tonight, we'll introduce you to four songs of "Coupling" which are carried by wishes that will be released on May 31st.
Coupling
Inherent level
It moves on its own
With a Eurobeat
Forgetting about the time
From now in the late night
Itoshisa no mae fure wa Your love's pre- touches are
sora ni miteiru Like the sky above me
Like eternity continues on
Why did you fall in love with me while you were angry?
Flashing eros and morals Let's do something better than illuminating eros and morals
What is the devilish engine doing?
What are you doing? What is it doing?
It's a love hazard that's illuminating
eromon Tenmetsu That can't be risked, eromon, blink! tenmetsu!
I haven't told my family or friends about it, but it's a secret that only I know in the world.I hold it in the palm of my hand.
If I could be strong while holding on tightly
I believed in any dream
After this, we will announce the member who is closest to the girl's hole.
The member who is closest to the girl's hole is...
Kojima-san!
Yay!
Come over here, please.
Your performance was quite good in the first half, wasn't it?
Yes, it's easier to get information when people's personalities are conveyed.
It was very natural.
It was good for everyone, but it was also good for the team.
But all the staff said, "Please invite her to our team."
Really?
Yes, they really wanted me to come.
Except Kojima-san.
You're kidding me!
She came!
Wonderful!
This girl is next week's highlight, Joining Battle!
Next week, Kyoko Hamaguchi will look for serious friends in the AKB!
A super maiden Hamaguchi-san and a girl in full view mode!
I like you, too, Nana.
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