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A new 16-year-old girl joined AKB for the first time!
She just joined AKB, but she doesn't know anything about the entertainment world...
To walk the path of a future satellite...
Toilet!
Tonight, as well, they will hold a hot-blooded work based on past experiences!
In addition...
Such a 16-year-old girl will be pranked for the first time!
Pay attention to their weak reactions!
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First, Ms. Shizuka Ohya, who is active in variety shows!
This is what I'm going to teach you!
Any member of AKB can sing and dance!
This is...
It took me 3 years from being a researcher to becoming an official member of AKB.
This is the longest record among AKB48 members.
It's called "dark age" but...
I had a lot of free time every day and I thought I should do something about it.
So, in order to appear on TV, I learned a lot of special skills.
Special skills?
Yes! These are some of them!
Huh? What?
Matrix milk!
So nostalgic!
Lighting candles with my hands!
Wow!
I can do the "no-no" burn with my legs!
What is this?
And one-point standing!
One-point standing!
Yes!
Even if I do the same things as cute girls...
I see!
I thought I couldn't be the same!
If you're all cute, I have to do something different!
Yes! In order to stand out!
After learning these special skills...
For the first time on the ground, I appeared on AKBingo!
Yes!
In this way, I was able to rise up from the bottom!
And last year, I was able to appear on "Kohaku Utagassen" again!
Wow! That's wonderful!
Yes!
Now, eight years ago...
Please watch "Matrix Milk", which became the weather of the boy's life!
Wow!
I can't drink it at all!
By the way, I'm sixteen years old!
I can do "Matrix Milk", senpai!
My body is soft!
I can do it!
Wow!
That's good!
It's definitely Kana-chan!
You're showing me such a small club!
Kana-chan, come on!
Kana-chan, can you do it?
Come on!
Eh? Really? I think there are people who can do it!
Come on, "Matrix Milk" senpai!
I can do it!
With this, I can be called to "A-gaming" every week!
I see!
Yes!
That's good!
I think you can do it!
Yasuo-san!
Please!
I can do it!
Wow!
You can do it!
That's good!
Hey!
You did it!
"Matrix 2"!
Wow!
It's the second one!
So, you're going to make it yours?
I will!
Now, they're going to give variety advice to 16-year-old Uyuishi!
First of all...
Orin-chan!
Yes!
I heard you're good at Karate...
That's right!
When I was in the 4th grade of elementary school...
I won first place in all-Japan full-contact Karate.
You won first place in all-Japan full-contact Karate?!
What is "full-contact"?
It's when you don't use your shoulders but fight directly.
Wow!
So, you're really good at striking?
Yes!
Let's see her best joke!
You can do it!
Wow!
You can do it!
Wow!
So, Uyuishi-san!
I'm scared!
Let's see Muto-san's best joke!
Let's see it!
Wow!
Amazing!
It's higher than my head.
But she doesn't seem satisfied with it.
I think it's not good to just make a joke.
I think it's better to add something.
I think it's better to make a rule.
I think it's better to put it in self- introduction.
I'm Mutoori!
Then, the advanced version of making a joke.
Then, Mutoo-san, please!
"I'm Mutoori!" I'm from Tokyo and I'm in my second year of high school and I'm 16 years old.
That's good!
It's all right!
Amazing! But you did it well!
I'm glad you were able to make a good joke!
Thank you very much!
Next up is Taguchi Manaka-san!
I heard you can make a joke about an entertainer. Is it true?
Let's try it!
She's good at making a joke, but...
I'll make a joke about an entertainer!
That's all for today!
Ten!
That was good!
It was definitely fun!
The choice was a little old, but it was good!
Ed Harumi-san, how was it?
Good!
Good! How was it?
There's more?
There's one more.
There is?
Do it, do it, do it.
Then I'll ask for that too!
Fujisaki Market-san's...
It's all old!
Wait a minute!
How old is it now?
Thirteen!
You're definitely lying!
But if you like it like that...
Let's have you do it!
Shaki!
That was fun!
You're doing your best!
You don't have any shame!
On the contrary, it's refreshing!
Hey, Daiyu Nakanishi-san!
Daiyu Nakanishi-san!
Today's feelings...
Daiyu Nakanishi-san!
It's my first time doing it!
It's okay!
Tell me when you're ready!
Yes, it's okay!
It's okay now?
Yes!
Here I go!
Manaka-chan is fine!
I've done it all. I've lost my way.
Damn it!
That's good!
I'd like you to tell me how you feel today.
Let's hear it!
Cha-chan! Cha-chan! Cha-chan! Cha-chan!
Even though it was my first line of recording, I haven't spoken yet.
Cha-chan!
Good! Good!
That's good!
She's a hardworking actress.
The manager isn't talking to her like this, is he?
She's moving!
The second lesson is taught by Mako Kojima.
She's going to teach us...
If you don't respond to handshakes correctly, your fans will go crazy!
For AKB, handshakes are an important event where you can meet your fans.
Not only popular members, but also people who shake hands with more than 2,000 people in one day.
I think that's amazing for AKB.
Even if you don't do it for a long time...
At first, I wanted to do it.
Even when I was a researcher, I said "thank you very much!"
You said "thank you" to everyone.
Yes, I did it.
But the rebellious period kept happening.
The rebellious period.
My response to handshakes went in the wrong direction.
And I started doing things like this.
I kept singing "hanauta".
Like "lalaland"?
It's popular now.
Okada-san, do you know it?
I couldn't say it because I couldn't be careful.
So I asked Minami Minegishi-san to say it.
Please don't sing it.
Let's see what kind of situation it was.
Who will do it?
Nagatomo-san will do it.
Nagatomo-chan, Nagatomo-chan.
16-year-old Nagatomo who became a fan of Kojima.
Nagatomo-chan, you love Kojima-chan, don't you?
I talk to the poster every day.
I try to do it a little.
But my expression is heavy.
Please express the handshake time of Kojima-chan at that time.
I always watch it.
I love you, I love you.
What is the point of today's clothes?
It's a chic style.
No!
This is no good!
What are you doing?
The song is also random.
What did you think of that just now?
When I get home, I'll take off the poster and put it on auction.
You are the worst.
That's the worst.
I'll buy it for money.
Have you ever been told by your fans?
I won't come back for the rest of my life.
No, I haven't.
But you still like me.
What about now?
Now I know that the number of people who shake hands with me is decreasing.
Does it decrease that much?
It decreases that much.
I thought it wasn't good.
I've changed my mind.
But I don't overdo it.
I see.
By the way, the response of your fans is very good, isn't it?
It's very famous.
I heard about it.
When NGT first held a handshake meeting,
there were a lot of NGT fans behind me.
I was wondering what they were doing.
They were taking notes.
Have you ever been asked by your fans to take notes?
Show me your response.
I want to bite you.
You are really good.
This time, 16-year-old Inagaki will play a role of a fan.
Hello.
What's your name?
Kaori.
I have a relative named Kaori.
Can I call you Kaori?
Yes.
You look very close.
I'll call you Kaori from now on.
Thank you.
Where are you from?
I'm from Okayama.
Okayama?
Kiri dango is delicious, isn't it?
I've been there.
Please come to Okayama and show me more good things about Okayama.
I'll be waiting for you.
Thank you.
Thank you, Kaori.
Bye-bye.
Amazing!
She does it every time.
Inagaki, you were very good at biting.
Inagaki also has a special skill.
She can imitate Komiyama.
Can you show me that?
Komiyama, please imitate Komiyama.
I'll put my hair up.
You look like a fool.
You look like Komiyama.
Inagaki, you should imitate Komiyama.
You look like a fool.
Let's take some questions.
Any questions?
Rin-chan, please.
My sister is Tom-san of Team K.
You are calling her "Tom-san", not "Rin-chan".
You are not a young man.
I have a sister.
I borrowed her costume at a handshake party.
Her fans came to me.
I was happy.
Her costume is cool when her sister wears it.
But, it is ugly when Rin-chan wears it.
You often disliked her costume.
What did you say back?
I will wear this costume one day.
She is an adult.
What did you say back to Miyazaki-san?
Go home!
What did you say back?
What did you say back to Miyazaki-san?
I usually like to have a handshake party without stress.
But, he said something to me.
Shut up, asshole!
What did you say?
It depends on how you say it.
Shut up, you bastard!
I'm sorry.
What did you say, you bastard?!
I haven't said anything yet!
That's it for the 16-year-old class!
The girls who finished recording were told that their work was over.
However!
From now on, a prank that even the girls in the studio don't know about will begin!
Hello, everyone!
Is it recording?
It's recording.
It's recording now.
From now on, it will be a real prank.
It is...
"Nisei Oomono Genoujin Gakuya Aisatsu Dokkiri"!
However!
Now, a large number of celebrities are here, so they say hello and lead the target to the dressing room!
However!
It's not a large number of celebrities who are there!
It's a similar impersonator!
As you all know, the 16-year-old is still nervous and not used to the TV station.
He's still like an amateur.
You too, right?
Yes, that's right.
I'm doing it as a professional.
As a professional.
Will the 16-year-old who has just joined the entertainment world believe it even if he is an impersonator?
Or will he be exposed easily?
The first "nisei oomono genoujin" to appear is...
Me!
It's the middle of the season!
She probably isn't in Japan right now,
but she looks just like Ichiro!
Nichiro!
The target of this unbelievable prank is...
Rin Butoh!
She's a polite and serious person who learned karate!
What kind of response will she give to Ichiro Nisei?
I'm here with Ichiro Nisei, a baseball player, for a different program.
I'm here to greet you.
Oh, it's real!
It's real!
Nice to meet you.
I can't tell if it's real or not.
I have to greet you properly.
It's finally time to meet Ichiro Nisei!
What will happen?!
Excuse me.
Is it okay if I greet you?
This is scary. I don't know what to do.
Why is Ichiro doing this?
I'm Rin Butoh, a baseball player.
Nice to meet you.
It's real!
I'm going to cry!
Do you think this is what the entertainment world is like?
It's scary!
I don't know what to do!
She just stands there without being greeted.
Then...
You can do it!
Wait a minute.
There's a pose like "Wait a minute."
Hello.
I'd like you to greet me.
I'm Rin Butoh, a baseball player.
Nice to meet you.
I'm a high school student.
Excuse me.
Can I use your website?
Sure.
She apologizes for her sudden visit and greets you politely.
She doesn't seem to have noticed.
What is Butoh's trick here?
Do you know it?
Yes, I do.
Then I'll tell you now.
Tell me.
What is the real name of Butoh?
You can't tell me the real name, can you?
Butoh is serious about this super rude question.
Um... I'll tell you now.
Tanaka Ichigo.
Final Ichigo.
Final Ichigo?
You're wrong.
I'm sorry.
You're Suzuki.
I'm sorry.
You're mixed up with Tanaka Mark, aren't you?
Yes.
I only know his real name.
He's angry.
I'm scared.
He's angry at the fake, but Butoh is reflecting on his mistake.
What's more...
I'm also mixed up with him.
You're wrong.
I'm serious.
He thinks it's rude.
I'm sorry.
They have a chance to make up, but...
Which one is it?
Final Ichigo.
Final Ichigo?
The correct answer is...
B!
I'm sorry.
Not at all.
You don't have to apologize.
Take it out of the center.
I'll hold the light.
I'll take this out, too.
The prank is over!
It looked like he believed in Ichiro Nisei, but how did it actually turn out?
Let's move on to the next question!
Mr. Ichiro Nisei!
There was something strange about it!
What the hell is this?!
The shocking answer is...
In the second half of the program...
AKB
Listen up. Don't let anyone notice you.
Today is the last day of AKB as a graduation performance.
So, we're going to play "Don't Let Anyone Notice You" from the DVD of "Koji Matsuri" that will be released tonight.
Don't Let Anyone Notice You
From this everyday life, I just want to get out of it now.
All of the joy, sadness and memories, I won't take any of them and leave them here.
That road that leads to a new world, I want to walk it without having anything in the wind.
I will leave behind not a single sad memory here.
If I say goodbye, it will be dark.
I will leave behind not a single sad memory here.
Life's first prank! The reason why Buto has increased in size is...
Rhythmic entertainer's dressing room greeting prank!
Buto has returned to the studio, but there's no problem!
- What? - Mr. Ichiro, you were in the dressing room!
There was something strange about it. What was it?!
You didn't say anything at all...
The answer is...
Ichiro...
was a fake!
- Cute! - Cute!
- It wasn't you, Mr. Ichiro! - Cute!
- Look closely! Is it real? - It's not real...
If it's real, it should be in a soft sofa in a school...
And after this...
Next week's prank is...
Next week, more fake entertainers will appear!
What's wrong with you?
I'm scared...
Yes!
Senior members will also be targeted!
Will it be exposed?!
- Ms. Oguri! - Ms. Oguri!
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