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There are about 260 members of AKB48 in Japan.
Due to the large number of members, unexpected sightings of AKB48 were posted on TV programs.
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In addition, is it possible for members with zero aura and little knowledge of meat movies to notice the AKB cafe where fans gather?
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Suspicious mask, woman, Yukari Sasaki.
What does it mean, Yukari Sasaki?
It's from a 12-year-old girl.
At a shopping mall in Saitama Prefecture, she saw Yukari Sasaki alone.
She was wearing a mask in a rough outfit and looked like she was barefaced.
She tried a tester many times at a cosmetics store.
After that, she quickly changed into a bicycle.
When she changed into a bicycle, an AKB member thought she was just an ordinary girl.
She is a 12-year-old girl.
She made a fool of herself.
I often go to a shopping mall alone.
I tried a tester many times.
Didn't the clerk say anything to you?
I felt a strange posture.
You felt a strange posture, didn't you?
Yes.
But you didn't buy it and went home by bicycle, didn't you?
And you went home in a hurry.
That's right.
Sasaki often wears a mask in her daily life.
It is said on the Internet that her appearance is too scary.
Here is her picture.
Sasaki-san, isn't it scary?
It's really scary.
It's like a crime alert VTR.
You!
It's true!
You even changed into a fan letter.
You even changed into a newspaper.
Sasaki-san, don't you think I look like a scary shadow?
Don't you think I look like a scary shadow?
What about you, Omori-san?
We are in the same group.
But sometimes we have a competition all of a sudden.
That's right!
We don't have a competition all of a sudden.
You are in the same group, aren't you?
Yes, we are in the same group.
You are writing AKB's number one song today, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Sasaki-san and Yukari-san had a competition.
What?
A competition?
Do you have anything else you want to say?
We work together and take pictures together, don't we?
We gather the members there, make a group line, and take pictures.
As soon as we sent the first one, Sasaki Yukari competed.
How about you, Takahashi?
A few people said, "What are you talking about?"
I said, "Why?" and they said, "Sasaki Yukari competed."
Sasaki Yukari competed.
Aren't you aware of it?
I'm not aware of it.
Sasaki Yukari competed in "Sugino Shirokatarii Gakuen Sasaki".
You look like you're about to kill someone with your bicycle.
Which one should we go with?
Let's go with this one!
You always say you love Kojima Mako wherever you are!
I'm 22 years old and I'm a woman.
In December of 2016, I saw Kojima Mako coming up from the underground staircase of Omotesando Station.
She was heading towards Harajuku, but she was walking and taking pictures of herself many times.
I thought she was an idol.
She was walking and taking pictures of herself many times.
I thought she was an idol.
Why is it dangerous? A bicycle or something?
You could be kicked by a bicycle of Sasaki Yukari.
Sasaki Yukari is always running at a fast pace.
Kojima Mako is competing from all over the world.
It's dangerous.
I do stop by.
I wait for a traffic light.
You wait for a traffic light and go.
I wait for a traffic light and go.
By the way, where are you heading from?
When I'm outside, I go back to a beauty salon.
That's why my hair is smooth.
Besides, when I'm outside, the wind blows nicely.
Besides, natural light is the best.
Natural light is the cutest and most beautiful.
Don't you post it on Instagram?
I do.
You don't change at all.
It's the same.
But my hair is smooth.
Natural light and smooth hair.
This is why I go back to a beauty salon.
That's fine, but it's embarrassing when you're taking pictures of yourself.
It's embarrassing.
It's embarrassing to be seen.
I go to a toilet where no one is there and take pictures of myself.
No, you can't do it in a toilet.
It's dangerous if you hear a shutter sound.
I don't do it.
I think I do it.
You go to a toilet and do it.
But the light in the toilet is also very good.
What is that?
Really.
The toilet is white around you, so you can't use it all.
Is it embarrassing to leak in the toilet?
Do you leak in the toilet?
No, I don't.
You don't leak in the toilet?
And when we looked up some of the members' selfies, there was one rule.
First of all, please look at this.
It's leaking.
But this picture is normal.
It's leaking.
Please look at other pictures, too.
Did you notice anything?
Next picture, please.
This is diagonal.
Why?
They are all the same.
Are you measuring the width of her face?
What are you talking about?
Muto is doing the same pose over and over again.
Here it is.
Please pay attention to her neck.
She usually moves around her neck.
She moves around her neck to the location where we are shooting.
She is doing different poses.
I think this kind of pose is the most popular one in magazines.
You always blame magazines and staffs.
But you can't choose which pose you like, right?
No, we can't.
What kind of pose is "beautiful sin"?
Is it a cover?
Yes, it is the most extreme pose.
Extreme?
Yes, because people may buy it.
You can't do it here.
You can't do it here?
You can't do it here.
You are good at promoting.
I want to see it.
Sato-san, have you ever done a gravure?
No, I haven't.
But now you can do it.
You will have a hard time if you don't do it.
Really?
Kojima-san, you have done a sexy pose, right?
Natsuno-sensei, please teach Sato-san how to do a sexy pose.
People who have collarbone or female genitalia say sexy poses are more sexy.
So, pull up all your hair and stick out your butt.
Sato-san, you look like you are about to buy expensive cosmetics.
You will have a hard time.
Let's move on.
Next is...
Let's go with this one.
It's from a 47 years old man.
Last year in mid December, he met up with Yui Hiwata of AKB in Shinjuku station.
She was a beautiful girl in front of his eyes, but he hesitated to talk to her.
His clothes were all pink.
He looked at her as she was walking.
He said "I'm sorry."
Hiwata was there.
Let's look at this one.
It's pink.
It's all pink.
You're not wearing pink to stand out, are you?
No, I'm not. I bought it myself.
I went shopping with my mom and my mom bought it for me.
Hiwata and his mom were very close, but Kojima saw Hiwata's mysterious behavior.
My school has Hiwata's school and a place next to it.
Hiwata is always playing with his cell phone, but when he is taking selfies and sending LINE messages to someone,
I'm really sorry, but I can see it.
And it says "mom" and "mom" and I can see it.
I'm sorry I saw it and didn't say anything at that time.
But in the next performance and the performance after that,
I'm sending my selfies to my mom every time.
And I'm not sending one, but two or three.
I'm really sorry, but I can see it with my side eye.
You look like her every time.
I'm sorry, but I don't think you do.
You look like her.
How about you? Do you usually send your selfies to your mom?
No, we don't.
It's embarrassing.
I thought you were sending it.
By the way, did you send it today?
I sent it today, too.
What kind of photos did you send today?
Today, I set up all my bangs and sent selfies in this costume.
What did your mom send you?
It's okay.
"It's okay"?
She didn't say, "Don't worry about it."
Let's say your mom says, "Wear pink today,"
and you say, "No, wear blue,"
what will you do?
I'll wear my mom's pink.
I don't like it, but you suddenly said, "Wear blue."
Let's move on to the next performance.
The woman who made me eat
It's here!
It's from a 25-year-old man.
He saw Rina Izuta near Roppongi Hills.
She was wearing a one-piece with shoulders and legs.
On both sides of her, a cute girl was sandwiched from Rina Izuta,
and she was walking while being conscious of others.
That's strange.
When Izuta says "Roppongi," I'm like, "Hmm?"
Why? I'll go with you.
At that time, I'm going with a general friend of mine.
He's pretty careful about me because I'm an AKB member.
He puts me on top of each other.
So I can't be seen in videos.
Is this where you laugh?
It's not where I laugh! It's where I'm serious!
Izuta, who is always treated harshly by the villagers, says that there is something she really wants to say.
The other day, when I was walking in the city, she called me out and said, "I'm happy for you," and I said, "Thank you," and she said, "Eh? Izuna?"
She says that a lot, that woman.
So I usually do my makeup and stuff.
So I said, "Hey, Izuna," and she said, "You really should do it raw."
And I got a lot of support.
So when I do my makeup and stuff on the Internet, people ask me, "What happened to your face, Izuta?"
So if you say something like that on the Internet, people will think you're trying to meet me in person.
I want to assert that.
I see.
Have you been going to your father-in-law or your father-in-law lately?
It's not my father-in-law!
It's not!
That's a good one.
I thought you'd notice it, but the Edoharumi antenna was too high.
Next is this one.
I want you to do it round and round, Takahashi Juri who is wandering.
Wandering?
Takahashi!
What? What do you mean?
I'll write it down in detail.
I've never wandered.
It's from a 19-year-old man.
On November 7th, 2021,
they encountered Yuria Kisaki and Juri Takahashi in Shibuya.
They walked towards Shibuya station in a hurry.
And they wandered around Shibuya 8-high area
in hopes of being noticed by fans.
They didn't notice anyone and looked very disappointed.
This is tough.
If you do it, it's tough.
In the morning of that day,
I saw a popular video.
If you use this concealer, you'll be very popular.
So I decided to go buy it.
As soon as I finished filming, I rushed there.
But it was closed.
I was like, "Why?"
Why? It's scary.
Why did you wander around?
Did you want to be noticed?
I came there to buy a concealer.
If I don't notice it, I can't go back.
So I kept walking.
If you don't notice it, you can't go back?
No, no.
I wanted to go back only if I noticed it.
Maybe you two are talking about the same thing.
What is it?
I want to be noticed.
I want people to think I'm good at dancing.
What do you mean?
You don't think you're good at dancing when you're just walking.
When I'm just walking,
I want people to say, "You're definitely good at dancing."
What do you mean?
What do you think?
Please look it up on the Internet.
Takaeshi is good at dancing.
Izuta, what's wrong with your face?
Izuta, what's wrong with you?
Let's show this.
Your face is swollen.
By the way, Takaeshi didn't get many comments from viewers.
That's right.
Does anyone know why Takaeshi is the lowest rank?
Kojima!
Maybe...
He's not good-looking and doesn't think he's an AKB member.
What?
I want to say it!
What?
Here is Takaeshi's good-looking appearance!
That's right!
That pot looks like a curtain, doesn't it?
At that time, I wanted to wear shiny clothes.
At first, you were a cute country girl from Ibaragi.
A cute country girl from Ibaragi!
Where are you from, Kojima?
I'm from Ibaragi, so I thought you were my friend.
She is your friend because you are from Ibaragi.
But we went to Shibuya together to buy clothes.
Your clothes were cute.
But now you wear very luxurious clothes.
Don't you feel like you are being cut by your clothes?
Your clothes are being cut and you are living in Tokyo.
You are also from Ibaragi, aren't you?
Can I say one thing?
You are fashionable.
Don't call me Ibaragi because I'm from Ibaragi.
What?
Isn't either good?
Which one?
Oh, no!
Go, Rin-chan!
Tree!
You are from Ibaragi.
People say I'm ugly.
But you know what?
Natsun doesn't have my taste.
Because Natsun wears either good or bad clothes.
She is like an extra of a low-class person.
She is like a famous person.
I like your pure heart that goes from Ibaragi to Ibaragi in ugly clothes.
Be proud of Ibaragi and do your best!
That's all I want you to say.
Good luck!
No, it's Fukui Prefecture.
No, it's not!
It's Showa Prefecture!
No, it's not!
And this time, among the many eyewitness reports,
even for the members of AKB48,
the members who had almost no eyewitness reports are...
That is...
Taniguchi-ben!
But this is for the staff, once and for all.
Why?
Certainly, I'm curious about it.
Why?
Stop it, stop it.
Why?
You used it for mischief.
We took that verification video,
so please watch it!
Don't watch it!
Why doesn't Taniguchi-ben have much eyewitness reports?
First of all, if you compare their daily outfits...
A suspicious woman with a dim look...
Weak.
But it's really like this.
Taniguchi-ben always walks with a dim look.
A large mask might increase his suspicions and make you curious about him, but...
Certainly.
His face is completely hidden.
He doesn't like showing his face.
No, he's been hiding it.
Even when we go out, he wears a mask with the members.
See?
Will Taniguchi-ben be noticed if he wanders around Akihabara, where there are many fans?
Let's verify it!
Fans notice him.
But if it's Akihabara...
No, it's weird if he doesn't notice it.
If there's a theater...
He stands out because of his suspicious walk, but...
No one notices Taniguchi-ben.
And even if he does this...
It's Meg-chan.
Cute!
It's Meg-chan.
Cute!
Even if Meg-chan appeals herself, no one notices her.
Maybe most people don't notice her because she's still unknown.
Let's verify it at the place where many fans gather!
At the AKB cafe.
"That's definitely noticed".
Here we are, at the AKB cafe, just in front of Akihabara International.
There's definitely a lot of fans coming, so the fans should notice them.
The debut singles of NGT48, which are exposed in Niigata, "Seishun Dokei" will be released next week!
Why is it so painful?
I'm sure I'm in love
Cherry blossoms dancing in the sunlight
It doesn't matter if it's far away
It doesn't matter if nothing starts
Just one thought of mine
Without saying a word
Just for a moment
I want to see you
Just for a moment
Tick-tock, tick-tock
Tick-tock, before I knew it, the clock is ticking
The days that shine and fade away
I wonder if I'll think of this day someday
Ah, love makes you want to scream
Emotions are youth
Just for a moment
I want to see you
Just for a moment
We pass each other from far away
I don't know your name, but I long for you
You and I run together
Tick-tack, tick-tack
Before I know it, the clock is ticking
The days that pass while shining
Will I think of this day someday?
Ah, now I want to scream
Emotions are youth
Tick-tack, tick-tack
Before I know it, the clock is ticking
The days that pass while shining
Will I think of this day someday?
Ah, now I want to scream
Emotions are youth
In the spring, I shake my skirt
And jump on the guardrail
You run as fast as you can
The wind will catch up to you later
Why is it so dazzling?
Why is it so painful?
When I look back, it's youth
Thank you very much
Can they notice it right away?
There are customers right next to us, but they don't notice Taniguchi
Then
Customers staring at Taniguchi
They might have noticed it
They will notice it if they take off their masks
Can they notice it?
Really?
Taniguchi didn't notice it at all
Why?
Taniguchi didn't notice it at all
What did they do?
I'm Taniguchi
AKB is here
I'm Taniguchi
She's sad
When she said it out loud
She noticed it
Can you notice it?
It's the worst
And this customer
Can you notice it?
I'm Taniguchi Megu
She noticed it
It's a spoiler
They didn't notice it at all
She didn't notice it at all
What about this man?
I'm Mogi and he's Nioshi
Can you tell this to Mogi?
I don't want to
It was Akihabara in the beginning, right? But no one was like "oh"
But people in the cashier's shop said "oh"
That's just an invitation
They didn't notice
Next week, we'll show you next week's highlights!
AKB's 16th generation, who just joined this week, will be on AKB for the first time!
For their future, senior members will talk about their embarrassing failures!
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