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Listen! Listen, brothers and sisters!
Team 8's show has just started!
I'm listening! I'm listening!
They look like they are having a lot of fun!
Audrey Hayasaka!
Really?
Yes!
Here is the evidence!
Every Friday night at midnight,
MC Audrey's Team 8 is on air!
I've never seen her hair like that!
In this show, Hayasaka is dressed up as a princess.
Furthermore...
A big applause that you've never seen in the show!
Hayasaka is laughing!
Furthermore, behind the announcement of the members...
She is appealing herself with all her might!
I've never seen her like that!
Hey! Hayasaka!
She looks like she's having a lot of fun!
Is it that fun?
Audrey, who only does shows in Golden, is the host.
It's easy for me to do the show.
So it's a problem of being a host?
She looks like she's having a lot of fun!
She went out with everyone just now.
What?!
She's never gone out with us before!
What?!
I'll leave her at the school for a few weeks.
Don't come!
Don't film it as a game!
Tonight's topic is...
Super popular talent Nana Suzuki is seriously looking for friends!
And...
It's fine as long as you're popular, right?
A tough friend check reveals that she's an NGO woman!
You're too thin!
You're no good!
Eneriga!
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Suzuki-san, what do you do for fun?
I make things that cost a lot of money.
E-girls' Ami-chan and Aya-chan.
And Getters' Leader-san.
Leader's Yakumaru-san.
And Ivan-san.
There are people who have been really angry with me and Ivan in the past.
And when they say that, we just say "Oh, no, no, no."
Oh, no, no, no, oh, no, no, oh, no, no, no.
It was really fun!
If you are chosen as Suzuki-san's friends, you'll be allowed to have a preview of the program after filming!
But there are many a.k.a.b.s, so we'll eliminate the N.G. girls who you definitely don't want to be friends with!
The first "no good" woman is a woman who is OK as long as she is popular.
There are some women like that.
They take pictures with their friends and post it on Twitter and Instagram.
I sympathize with you.
I know this woman.
Sato-san, what do you think of her?
We are of the same generation.
There is a picture of me half-naked in it.
I was very sad about it.
What do you think of it?
I am not conscious of Ki-chan's half-nakedness.
You are not conscious of it.
I can't say anything about it unless I confirm it now.
You said it.
Really?
There is a picture of her posting it.
Here it is.
This is terrible.
This is...
Wait a minute.
Isn't it the worst?
This is the worst.
This is out.
But isn't it impossible for her to post something like this?
Normally.
No, it's impossible.
No, you posted it.
You panicked and posted the picture of the third party.
Isn't it too much?
It's either you like yourself too much and you're the only one who sees it, or I like it and I post it as it is.
Even if it's the other party.
You like yourself too much and you're the only one who sees it, right?
No, wait a minute.
Sato-san's face is too ugly.
That's no good.
It's actually cuter.
On the other hand, there are members who are careful about other people's weird faces.
Huh?
She put out a photo album.
What was the title?
Beautiful Sin.
You're terrible.
Are you okay?
No, I check everyone's faces and if I think it's half- eyed, I hide it with a stamp or something.
How about this?
This is kind of you.
But her face isn't shown.
I don't want to be in your group.
But if you use a stamp or something like that, it's going to be even worse.
If you say it like that, it's like a mosaic.
A mosaic means you like it.
It means you like it.
That's no good.
It's different from what I thought.
For Komiyama, who only posts good photos of herself, Okada Nana also pointed out something.
Komiyama Haruka-chan.
You're terrible.
When we take a picture together, you step back and try to show only your small face.
I used a trick called "back step"
Konnyuma's "back step"
And I still do it!
What?
But
I can't do it anymore
This is
out!
This is terrible!
Do you have any friends who do "back step"?
I do!
Don't you have a solution for it?
What should I do?
Hit you!
Why?
When do you stand up?
Many people say that Komi is doing a back step.
But there are other girls who do a different step.
Other than back step?
I think Hiiwa is doing a hop step.
When you take a picture?
In Komi's case, she is doing a back step.
She is going back.
But Hiiwa knows she has a small face.
So she is going forward.
She makes me think that my small face is going forward.
She makes me stand in a line.
No, it's not like that.
I don't want people to think I'm going back.
It makes me feel bad.
I think that's why I'm going forward.
I think Hiiwa is doing a back step.
Even if you take a picture,
people will say bad things about you.
So I'm going forward.
That's why people say bad things about you.
It doesn't matter which way you take a picture.
That's right.
In addition, it's not good for girls to post pictures with breasts.
I had a chest trauma.
I had a double date with my husband.
Then, his wife pulled my zipper up to my chest.
I think you know what I'm talking about.
Men tend to be conscious of it.
They think they can be compared.
I have a small face.
You have a long neck, right?
It's rough.
Are there any members of AKB who emphasize their chests?
Is there anyone who has a chest?
What about you, Mutochi?
I post a lot of pictures like that on social media.
You post a lot of pictures like that?
I post a lot of pictures like that.
It's like that.
It's a lot.
Can you send me a date?
How about this? As a friend, it's a double date.
No, no, no.
How about this?
I don't want to be friends with you.
Is there anyone else like this?
I want to say.
Kojima is big, but he has a lot of pictures that emphasize his chest.
I want you all to point it out.
Not at all.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's emphasizing.
Let's reveal it.
What is this?
Happy birthday to everyone born in May.
You're wearing clothes in a smiling corner.
It has nothing to do with you.
That's right.
It has nothing to do with me.
You're not wearing clothes, you're taking them off.
This is when my collarbone is very thin.
Collarbone and face are the main.
Face?
It's not a face.
I'm taking it off.
How about this, teacher?
This is a yellow collarbone.
In addition, Kojima has a feeling of breasts for his master.
I don't have that much.
But my master's breasts are soft.
Let me be happy for now.
I'm hard.
Please touch me.
My master will show me his big chest.
But you dare to touch your own breasts.
It's a little malicious, isn't it?
I don't mean that at all.
I'm hungry.
What do you think, Hayasaka-san?
Why do I want to expose myself as an idol?
I see.
You're talking about cotton.
It's for eating.
Suzuki Nana's N.C. woman.
Next is a woman with a half-hearted strange face.
I don't like it.
What do you want her to do?
I want her to change her face as much as she can.
I want her to have a cute strange face.
I will do my best.
You are a cute girl.
Let's see her strange face on Instagram.
This is her strange face.
Wow!
Su-san!
Su-san! You are doing your best.
There is more.
Wow!
Is this her?
You are a model, aren't you?
I have to do my best if she wants me to change my face.
Did you ask your husband?
My husband told me.
If you want me to change my face, you have to do your best.
You are a model.
You are a square.
Let's say it together.
If you want me to change my face, you have to do your best.
OK.
Is there anyone else?
There is.
I think Chiori does that face a lot.
I think she is the most strange face in AKB48.
You have a big face.
That's cute.
What about you, Morisa?
I always have a cute face.
No, no, no.
There is a picture of her strange face on Twitter.
Here it is!
No, no, no.
Yellow card!
I was very irritated.
Because his weird face was cuter than his face now.
His weird face was cuter than his face now, wasn't it?
His usual face is lower than his weird face, isn't it?
Are there any other members who have weird faces?
What's up, Omori-chan? Who is it?
Takahashi?
His usual face is lower than his weird face, isn't it?
Is it true?
No, it's not.
Then, let's check it out.
Here it is!
Oh, he did it.
He did it.
Is it his weird face?
I think it is.
Yellow card!
It's not his weird face.
Omori-chan, please show us your usual face.
Yes.
Because you suddenly moved your facial muscles, your weird face became ugly.
Hiwata-shi, can you do it?
What?
Oh, I see.
The comedian is aiming for it.
The comedian is aiming for it?
Then, Hiwata-shi will challenge his weird face.
Hiwata-shi, you can do it, can't you?
No, I can't do it.
That's too much.
What was that? What was that?
I can't do it. I can't do it.
Until now...
I want you to give me one more chance.
One more time?
I'm aiming to be in charge of variety.
I'll do my best.
3, 2, 1, go!
I don't know. I've never done it before.
I don't know.
It's a net!
It's okay.
Hiwata-shi, instead of showing his cuteness,
with his red card,
he's out!
I can't do it.
I can be friends with you.
I want you to do it.
Be conscious of me.
I'll do my best.
I'll regret it.
Please!
That's great!
I thought Audrey's genes were here, too.
That's right.
Audrey, I want you!
Be conscious of me.
Suzuki Nana's "NZ woman".
The last one is "smartphone woman".
This is "smartphone woman", isn't it?
Please tell us in detail.
We're eating together,
but we're always looking at our smartphones
and giving vague answers.
It's boring even if we're together.
That's right.
Are there any members who are good at playing with their smartphones?
Yes, there are.
Please tell us!
There is one member.
She's really good at playing with her smartphone.
And she plays with it in front of the refrigerator.
What?
In front of the refrigerator!
How does she do it?
She does it herself.
What does it mean to do it yourself in the refrigerator?
Everyone has a place to calm down.
It's like the beginning of a wonderful story.
It's hard for you to say it as a senior.
I'm really sorry.
You said you wanted some oolong tea.
I just wanted some oolong tea, but I've been washing my hands for about ten minutes.
I don't want to wash my hands anymore, but I'll wash them.
Be careful!
For so long!
What do you think, Suzuki-san?
It's in the way!
Yellow card!
Is it okay for your teammates not to go to Taiwan?
It's okay. We can watch videos and get along with each other.
But you don't use Twitter?
We only use social media, so we don't fight like seniors.
You're making fun of me!
She's here!
She's an AK Bingo star, Okabe's assistant!
Okabe's assistant is great!
In addition, Suzuki-san says it's a no-no for girls who don't reply to him.
Even though he texts me, if I reply to him, he records it.
She's here!
When it's really hot and you've never seen green in your life, you're like, "Wow!"
When I'm like that, you're like, "Wow!"
You're like, "Is it cold?"
You replied with a passionate feeling.
She's here!
I love you!
Ah, I know!
She ignores you so much!
She doesn't!
In addition...
Ah, I know!
She said, "I love you so much, so please text me!"
So, when she wasn't feeling well, I asked her, "Are you okay?" and she ignored me.
She's terrible!
She's a terrible woman!
She's here!
Kano-senpai, this is terrible!
Hurry up and go!
And then, Kojima says something shocking!
I'm not feeling well, but...
Oh, it's you, Ouya-san! You didn't call me!
Liar!
Wait a second!
It's a sudden development!
Ouya-san, you can't lie!
It's a sudden development!
She's lying!
No, no, don't look at the human brain!
Don't look at the human brain!
Ouya-san, Ouya-san, be honest!
I didn't call you!
You didn't call me!
You're lying!
What are you going to do, Ouya-san?
She's here!
Ouya-san, who lied to get rid of her friends, is also gone!
It's a sudden development!
This time, there's only shit!
And now, it's time up!
Was there a member you wanted to be friends with?
Suzuki-san, I know you're confused...
Wait a second, it's so difficult!
I'll decide!
Wait, wait, wait!
If you're going to appeal, it's here!
Ibaraki Kenmin!
Really?!
Okabe-san, you too!
Wait a second!
I want to be friends with you!
The member she chose for friends is...
Emi!
Finally, next week, Kojima Haruna's last single "Shoot Sign" will be released!
Please listen to her 11 years as a member of AKB!
And tonight, we'll show you the music video of "Accident Chuu" which is in type D and E!
Please look forward to it!
Hey, what's with the long face?
While I'm still waiting for tomorrow...
This is an accident.
Either way, if we meet, something like this will happen.
I'm careful, but I can't avoid it.
That's fate.
Let's talk from here on out.
If we can do it, let's decide it together.
No, no, it's a waste.
It's fate.
This is an accident.
Either way, if we meet, something like this will happen.
I'm careful, but I can't avoid it.
That's fate.
Let's talk from here on out.
If we can do it, let's decide it together.
Will we go out like this?
We can't just go with the flow, ooh, ooh, ooh
It's a bad omen, isn't it? Ah...
Aiming to be Suzuki Nana's friend, she desperately appeals at the end!
Is there anyone else who wants to appeal?
Yes, what is it?
How about you, Nakanishi?
I'll change my face!
Please show us!
I'll change my face with all my strength!
With all your strength!
I'll make a face like a demon!
Then, I'll do it!
Please do it!
3...2...1...
I want to be her friend!
Nakanishi Ichiori wins!
I want to be her friend!
Thank you! Thank you!
I'm happy!
Can you show us your strange faces?
Wait a minute!
I want you to come from below, cameraman!
Then, please show us your strange faces!
3...2...1... Please!
Miyama-san!
Do you want to be her friend?
I'm fine!
After filming, the girls went to a girls' club.
What do you do when you gather together?
Do you eat together?
We eat together a lot!
What do you eat?
I love meat!
I love grilled meat!
I want you to bring me there!
I'll do it!
Please!
3...2...1...
OK!
You got 1 million yen!
I've never seen you like this!
After this, let's see how Jishuu is doing!
I heard you're watching something.
Jishuu, watching AKB!
Watching information from viewers and members reveals their well-known personalities!
You look like a tired Otama Jackson.
Also, Jishuu has seen AKB members in private!
What did Jishuu see in AKB?
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