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Let's open up the board!
Open!
Here we go!
This is huge!
New Year's Day.
This year's luckiest member will be decided.
"Lucky Girl Ranking 2017" begins!
Top members of all domestic groups have gathered in the studio.
A total of 260 lucky members will be decided by lottery.
And...
A pervert with no emotions.
Hey!
And this time,
this lucky group is at the top!
Who is this lucky group's owner
who is expected to be very active this year?
All of you in front of the TV,
while looking at your left hand,
please check your fortune!
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I've been longing for AKB ever since I fell in love with TV.
This is the first AKB Bingo this year.
All 48 groups in Japan came this time.
Welcome.
You all came together.
There is a wide range of people from cute girls to not so cute girls.
There is a good balance between each group.
No, it's not like that. Everyone is cute.
There are beautiful girls.
This time, AKB has a total of two directors and an ace.
Yes, that's right.
I've been watching Team 8's showroom lately.
Really? Why?
I happened to be watching it.
Have you ever seen Oda's showroom?
Oda's...
Everyone does a lot of things in the showroom.
He has his own room.
He has a very cute room.
I see.
Oda only has an old, red-black cabinet in front of him.
He's doing it in front of a red-black cabinet.
And it's all different cabinets from the past.
He's doing it in front of all kinds of cabinets.
I want to show you such a cabinet.
What are you doing in front of that cabinet?
There is no wall.
There is no wall?
Yes, there is a wall.
It's like a mysterious house without a wall.
It's SKE.
You've started SKE, haven't you?
Yes, we have.
Sudo-san.
Yes?
You're like a professional Mahjong player.
I know.
I don't know anything about NGT.
It's a group from Niigata Prefecture.
What about the rest of you?
What do you do in the back?
My face is funny, but so is hers.
Look at how excited she is!
Right, Yuta? Why do you look like that in front of the microphone?
What's up with you?
This time, Shumada and Shuhei judged by looking at everyone's skills.
Well, there are 260 people again this time.
All of them!
You are members of this year, too.
How was your overall skills?
Go ahead.
Well, 2017 is the year of birds.
We took in a lot of things and made a new start.
So, please think that last year's ranking has nothing to do with it.
Yama-chan! Yama-chan!
Yamamoto-chan!
You were in first place last time, right?
I was in first place.
First place!
What did you do in first place in 2016?
Well, I released a solo album that I wanted to release.
After that, I was able to hold a solo concert.
It was a very fulfilling first year for me.
Wow, that's amazing.
You were able to keep up with everything.
That's right. You were able to keep up with everything.
Just like Yamamoto of NMB, who are the members who can expect great activities this year?
"Lucky Girl Ranking 2017" is about to start!
First of all, the members with bad luck and no variety at all!
260 members in the middle!
By the way, if you come out in the middle, you won't have any excuses afterwards.
Even if you get involved for a little bit in the beginning, you won't have any excuses afterwards.
You just have to say it out loud in the beginning.
260 members in the middle!
Who is the ordinary 130th place?
Sayaka Yamamoto!
No way!
Sayaka Yamamoto is the most ordinary ordinary person!
Sayaka Yamamoto, who was in first place last time, says that there are three big changes.
Sayaka Yamamoto, it's obvious.
It's obvious that your brain lines are getting shorter.
What do you mean?
Also, it's a little cute, but it's a little out of place.
It's called "fushigi-chan" line.
It's getting thicker and thicker.
Shibuya-san, what do you think of this Yamamoto- san?
Sayaka-san, you've been eating about a hundred age-gin- nan lately.
She's crazy about fushigi-chan.
I like age-gin-nan.
Age-gin-nan!
No, I think that's it.
This line! This line!
This line!
Age-gin-nan line?
It's not age-gin-nan!
It's a little weird, abnormal line.
Yamamoto-san!
So, in this year, your brain lines are getting shorter and out of place.
It's crazy!
Really?
It's crazy!
So, in 2017, you'll have to go with age-gin-nan character.
What do you want me to do?
It's too narrow!
Next, from 131st place to 200th place with bad luck, we'll announce them all at once!
These members!
From 131st place to 150th place, as you can see, there are no outsiders in the studio.
From 151st place to 175th place are...
"enemvy" "yabushita" and "store" are in the rankings!
Furthermore, from 176th place to 200th place are...
"ske" "kitagawa" and "akb" "kashimaki" are in the rankings!
"enemy" "kashimaki" and "akb" "kashimaki" have some similarities in terms of their ranks with "enemy".
"enemy" "kashimaki" has many similarities with "enemy" "yabushita" and "akb" "kashimaki" has a shorter brain line.
Furthermore, "enemy" "kashimaki" has a strong abnormal brain line.
"enemy" "kashimaki" also has a short emotional brain line.
Since both "enemy" and "kashimaki" have a short amount of emotions, "enemy" "kashimaki" may not have any emotions left as human beings.
Earlier, "enemy" "kashimaki" said that "enemy" "yabushita" is "different" "enemy" "kashimaki" said that "enemy" "kashimaki" doesn't have any emotions left.
Is that so? I don't understand why!
Isn't it what you call a psychopath?
I think there are many parts that are easy to misunderstand.
Actually, I'm not very good at group activities.
Oh, is that so?
I often say that with these members behind me.
And I'm sure you don't have enough words for conversation.
I talk in words.
Like "understood" or "oh, I see".
It's annoying to put words together.
That's why I don't have emotions.
If you put words together, you can go one step up from a psychopath with no emotions.
But even if you improve it, you will only become a psychopath with emotions.
That's right.
And in 175th place, Suto has a layer that is not for idols.
Suto has beautiful double eyelids.
She is talented and smart. She is a writer.
That's amazing.
I want you to write more and more books.
I want Mr. Akimoto to write lyrics for me again.
Oh, that's right.
Just now, a member wrote lyrics for an NMB song.
Yes, and Mr. Yamamoto...
He sang?
He sang and composed.
He composed? That's amazing!
It's a job that faces you.
You have great ideas, so if you try to shake your inner self more and more, you will come up with great ideas.
I think it's great.
Just now, Mr. Yoshimoto was like an actor.
He was like Mr. Matheus.
It's like someone is going to New York.
Next, from average to slightly better, from 75th to 129th place, we will announce it all at once!
Here it is!
76th to 100th place are N.J.T.'s Kitahara and Yamada, and from A.K.A.B., Iriama ranks in!
101st to 129th place are A.K.A.B.'s Nakanishi and S.K.E.'s Soda, and A.K.A.B.'s Kojima Natsuki ranks in!
However, A.K.A.B.'s Nakanishi and S.K.E.'s Soda are worried about their happiness as women.
Looking at it now, it might be a good job, but I'm worried about their marriage in the future.
They are worried about their happiness as women in the future.
What's wrong? Is it true?
In addition to the pictures of their palms, they also took pictures of their sides to make it easier to see their marriage line.
However, there is a problem for Nakanishi!
Nakanishi is too desperate to get married!
He desperately wants to get married!
Will this make it easier for a fight to occur?
As a result, it has become more difficult to watch!
Soda-san, you have a lot of side wrinkles on your hands.
That's right.
It's wrinkled.
This is too much thought.
It's delicate.
You care too much about various things.
I know.
Last year, I was told that my hands were the driest of all.
Is that why it's wrinkled?
But the dryness itself is getting better.
Soda-san, you shouldn't say something like that.
It has nothing to do with my hands.
On the other hand, NJT's Kitahara and Yamada have something in common.
First of all, Kitahara-san is in 84th place.
Kitahara-san.
Yes.
What is it?
There is an interesting change in your hands.
Really?
First of all, there is a line of fate in the middle.
There is a line of success in work and in society.
A line of success!
There is an "s" that you like to bully and "m" that you like to be attacked.
In that case, only "s" is growing.
s
Is that true?
"s" line?
There is often a president of a company.
It has become such a trend.
Kitahara-san.
If I say it, I have become a person who wants to make money by moving various people around without working.
What is it?
I see.
But it's true that the current environment is perfect.
To contrast with that, Yamada-san is 87th place.
Yamada-san has a lot of reverse "m" lines.
"m" line.
And there is also a "volunteer" line.
It's like a "geboku" type while you're born.
Hey!
Excuse me in front of the idol!
There is a line.
What does Yamada-san look like?
Ah, it looks like "geboku".
"Geboku" goes well with Kitahara-san.
I see.
Kitahara-san...
What are you doing?
It's like a "geusugakari" exclusive to Kitahara- san.
Yamada-san, be a "geusugakari" exclusive to Kitahara-san!
But it's true...
Don't say it!
What is he doing?
"But it's true" is unacceptable.
What is he doing?
Next, we have bad luck.
201st to 225th place announcement!
These members!
Go!
Here is AKB's Buto, who was 10th place in last year's general election.
And here is SK's Suda, who is active as a candidate member.
In addition, NJT's Kato, who was 2nd place in last year's ranking, has joined.
The reason why Kato's ranking has dropped by more than 200 places in one go is...
Compared to last year, Kato's back line is increasing more and more.
Kato's back line!
First of all, there is an emotional line here.
From here, there is a long line that is processed downward.
This is "Miren Taratara Line".
And there are many islands on this brain line.
Well, this is an island of the brain line, which is evidence of various worries.
I think it's starting to lock in its own shell.
I see.
It's a little negative.
Well, I was going to check the back line, but it's giving up.
It's a little negative, isn't it?
It's already in 10th place!
Next, from 26th to 75th place!
If you can get in, you're pretty lucky!
The members who ranked in with Rigo are...
These members!
From 51st to 75th place are...
From 72nd place is AKB's Komiyama!
AKAMURA, OKAMURA, KOMICHAN, KOMICHAN...
Let's see from 26th to 50th place.
Here they are!
WATANABE, MOTOMURA, NISHIGATA, OOBA, TOMIYOSHI, YAMAGUCHI, SUZUKI, OONISHI, ABE, TANIGAWA, KAWAKAMI, SAKAI, TANAKA, SHIMO, AUKI, TANIKAWA, TERADA, OOYA, TANIGUCHI, FURUHATA, TANAKA, IZUTA, SAKAGUCHI, YOKOMICHI, TAKATSUKA,
AKIYOSHI!
From here on, it's going to be an eye-opening battle!
SHIMADA-san! This is the first time I've seen an AKB so excited!
Here, SHIMADA-san is interested in AKB's TANIGUCHI and SKE's FURUHATA.
They have a common personality.
Just by looking at their handsomeness, I feel like I'm falling in love with them.
How wonderful!
Both of them have emotional lines.
It's a characteristic emotional line.
It's almost a sudden rise.
FURUHATA-san, you're amazing!
You're going up like this, aren't you?
People who go up like this are honest and cute to themselves.
They say their own feelings in a cute way.
Even at work, they are loved by many people.
They are honest and cute to themselves.
Both of them have a life line and a cross like this.
It's called "help cross line".
Even if they sacrifice their own happiness, they think about others and do their best for others.
They are good women who make others happy.
Both of them are the best!
Wonderful!
SUZA-san, do you have one?
I'm really into it!
People who make others happy say "I'm happy, I'm happy".
They don't say "I'm happy, I'm happy".
I admire MOTHER TERESA-san.
You admire her?
I admire MOTHER TERESA-san.
I see.
Did you join AKB because you admire MOTHER TERESA- san?
I wish I could get along with her.
Junko-san, do you have one?
I do.
When various members graduated from S.K. and my classmate graduated from S.K.,
when we were having a hard time or when we thought we should work harder,
Nao-chan came to me and said "Jurina-san, don't work hard alone.
Please rely on us, your juniors, too".
She is so kind!
That's amazing!
When I hear such a good story, I feel irritated.
And in the 26th place of AKB's "Atanobe",
there is the same idea as that important person for the AKB group!
It's a really good idea, isn't it?
First of all, this bag is still here, isn't it?
Yes!
The bag on the outside of your hand is called "idea bag".
It's a great idea.
Last year, I saw Yasushi Akimoto-sensei.
When he gave me the idea, it had the same effect!
Wow!
Talent?
Talent!
So I started to come up with my own ideas,
and I thought it would be a good idea for the AKB group.
Do you ever think it's a great idea?
I don't think it's a good idea for ordinary people.
But I don't think it's a good idea for everyone yet.
I don't think it's a good idea for AKB yet.
If Mayu says it's a good idea for AKB, it will be a great thing for AKB.
Wow!
I think it's a good idea for AKB that Yasushi Akimoto- sensei is one of the players of AKB.
Wow!
You will be the strongest team in AKB!
It's better for you to say it this year, isn't it?
You are very lucky, and it's better for you to say it more and more, isn't it?
I will say it!
And!
This "s" line is getting longer and longer!
Oh!
It's getting longer and longer!
The quality of being a queen is getting lower and lower!
Oh!
This is wonderful! Usually, when you get a bad feeling, you don't feel bad about it, do you?
When you get a bad feeling, you don't feel bad about it, do you?
There are so many ways of doing it, for some reason, you get a bad feeling that you don't feel bad about it, don't you?
Wow!
Can I have one of them?
One of them?
But I'm an S, so I don't feel bad about getting a bad feeling about it.
I see.
I'm an 8, so I'll have one of them.
Huh?
Hey, lolicon!
Mr. Shimada!
Yes?
Can you be an M in a moment?
What are you talking about?
When I saw you just now, I got jealous of you.
Right?!
You want one of them, don't you?
What? You want one of them, too, Mr. Shimada?
Mr. Shimada wants one of them.
Can you give me one of them?
Wow!
Watanabe showed us an incredible baset!
In addition, the song "365 Days of God Plane" was played!
The center is Watanabe!
On the 25th of this month, AKB48's 8th album "thumbnail" will be released!
In addition to "high tension" and "love trip",
new songs such as "sashara" and "morning musumen.one seven" will be recorded!
Thank you for your cooperation this year, too!
Tonight's studio live is "365 Days of God Airplane".
This is the original version of the program in which Watanabe and Mayu are the center.
Thank you for watching until the end.
Sometimes it rains and tears overflow, but I'll do my best tomorrow on a day that doesn't go the way I want it to.
The dream I've always had is to be alone again.
The dream I can freely do what I want to do as I like.
Life is like a paper airplane. I'll fly with my wishes on board.
In the wind, all I can do is just move forward as much as I can.
It's more important than competing for distance where you flew and where you flew.
Now, just like your heart, 365 days.
Fly away, fly away.
What did Watanabe say to Shimada-san?
What did Shimada-san say?
One thing.
I don't have anything to say.
You said you had something to say to 260 people.
You said you had nothing to say.
Let's see what happens next week!
Junina said she hates you.
No, no, no!
Next week, the top 260 members of the AKB48 group will be decided!
Who is this year's luckiest member?
What do you mean?
Say it one more time.
I don't have one.
Can you stop touching me like you're holding an iPad?
Is there something you can't forgive?
It's gross.
As I get older and older, you're getting cuter and cuter. What do you think?
There's no takoashi in it.
I'm sorry, Guri-chan!
I'll pay you back later.
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