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Last week, HKT48 suddenly joined AKB.
We were more excited about the show.
On top of that, we wanted the show to be called "HK Tingo".
So, tonight, HKT48 led by Muramoto and AKB48 led by Paradise will have a very serious match.
Will the show be called "AK Bingo" from next week?
Or will HK Tingo be born?
HK Tingo
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One thing I'm curious about is...
Okabe, who won the regular title, is not here today.
That's right.
What's going on?
Okabe won the title for his studies.
Studying comes first, doesn't it?
But I have a letter from Okabe.
Could you read it for me?
Hello, everyone. I'm Okabe Lin of Team 8.
Hello.
"In my hometown of Ibaraki, there is a very delicious snack called "natto snack". I recommend it."
But I can't eat natto.
That's all.
As a team 8, what do you think of this order?
I think it's very good.
Not good, not good. Not good at all.
This time, the winning team will get a special treat added to the show.
This is a meat cake made of all English-ranked black beef.
Is it meat cake?
Look, look, look.
Look, look, what do you think of this?
Murakawa-san, what do you usually eat?
Burdock.
I eat burdock.
At least let me eat meat like this.
You've come all the way from Fukuoka to eat meat like this.
That's right.
You guys are the only world-famous entertainment company with a brand called AKB.
That's right.
Only the top members?
Only the top members.
Only the top members?
Of course.
The top members are today...
Let's start the first round!
Show us your bond and endurance! Princess Hug Battle!
Both teams held princesses in pairs of 3 and 2 in each pair.
The team that continues to hold princesses until the end wins!
HKT's freshness is great!
Cameraman, can you slowly take your face off and raise it?
The freshness is great!
Go sideways! Go sideways! Go sideways! Go sideways! Go sideways! Go sideways!
Go sideways! Go sideways! Go sideways!
You're slouching!
You're slouching a lot! Kano-san, are you okay?
I'm okay! I have muscles!
And I've already gathered a bunch of members who look like chickens!
No, your expressions are bad!
I'm okay!
By the way, what are you expecting?
Yuma-san, you look like this, right? It's amazing, isn't it?
Yes!
Please raise it up a little!
What?
Yeah!
The freshness is great!
You're slouching!
If you say it like that, our members will also say "the freshness is great"!
It's frustrating!
You look like you're in pain! You look like you're in pain!
It's really frustrating!
It's frustrating!
Let's start the endurance princesses holding battle!
Start!
Go! Go! Go!
Go!
Oh! The muscle island she was pushing suddenly collapsed!
This is a big problem!
That pair of calibut suddenly fell!
HKT seems to still have room!
AKB has lost one team!
But here, HKT Matsuoka seems to go crazy!
Tanaka Natsumi to Kisno L!
Is it a little heavy?
Oh!
HKT lost one team!
Go, Tanaka!
Two against two!
Is it a little painful for the other two teams of HKT?
You can do it!
Two against two!
Look at their expressions!
Is that so?
AKB Okada has a relaxed expression!
Now, serious idol Matsu!
His posture is also wonderful!
Now, HKT Tanaka is starting to shake!
Tanaka is in pain!
You can do it!
Tanaka is shaking!
He is shaking and falling!
Two against one!
Lift up and stand up again!
And here, AKB Mutou is out!
You can do it!
Now, only Okada and Tomonaga are left!
Unfortunately, they have the same team and are rivals!
Which of them will be left in this first round?
How long will Tomonaga, who is good at sports, sleep?
It's getting dangerous!
You can do it!
I can't take it anymore!
It's getting dangerous!
Meat!
Meat! Meat is delicious! Meat is waiting for you!
I can't take it anymore!
HKT is in pain!
Don't say that! Hang in there!
One more time! One more time!
He managed to hold it in!
One more time! One more time!
One more time!
He managed to hold it in!
AKB wins!
He managed to hold it in!
Okada did his best!
AKB wins!
Why did you and Taniguchi manage to hold it in?
It's not that!
It's not heavy, it's just big!
Your stomach is bigger!
One more time!
You managed to hold it in!
I really can't do it!
I'm sorry!
I'm not good at it!
One more time!
You can't hold it in!
It's exactly like you!
You can't hold it in!
How was it for you two?
It was tiring!
But it went on longer than I expected!
I felt like I was kissing my chest!
I fell in love with it in the middle of it!
You're a princess!
Next up is the second round!
Show off your variety skills!
Children's gag battle!
The team with the most total points wins by doing "mono-poke" and representing three elementary school students who are judges.
The first team is HKT48. Let's see how much their variety skills will work for elementary school students!
Oh, Ms. Murakawa is also one of the members.
Ms. Murakawa, you're already wearing "hyotoko" masks.
Well, I have to start from here.
Oh, that's good.
I'm not laughing.
Please laugh!
I'm not laughing at all!
HKT48's children's gag battle, start!
Ms. Murakawa is going first!
Wow!
"Kame no sanran" (Turtle's roost)
Next! Next! Next!
She's pretty strict.
She still has zero points.
"Mosaiku" (Mosaic)
Is this for adults?!
"Tawanachi" (Friend)
How is it? How is it?
"Tawanachi" (Friend)
The elementary school students are so strict that it's hard for them to get any points!
Next up is the next generation ace candidate with a lot of attention, Ms. Matsuoka Hana!
She's here again!
Hello, everyone! I'm Ms. Hageyuri!
She's here again!
Hageyuri is funny! Hageyuri is funny!
She's really funny!
"Shimashimo"? (Rustle)
"Pira no nora"? (Pira's sky?)
"Shimashimo"? (Rustle)
Aloha! (Hello!)
She's here! She's here!
A simple one would be good! A simple one!
Show us how many you have!
"Oppai" (Boobs)
Everyone, it's milk time!
She's doing it the other way!
She's doing it again!
That's it for today!
"Oppai" (Boobs)
We adults are like this, but children are different, aren't we?
Our perspective is different.
Since you didn't laugh much earlier, what do you think you should have done?
I want you to be a little more flashy.
"Flashy" is not enough for you girls!
It's difficult. I thought I'd get a "boobs" joke, but I didn't get any points.
It's too "flashy"!
"Oppai" (Boobs) is only two patterns!
"Long Boobs" and "Round Boobs"
This is "AKB48"!
How will the "non-variety" Kato stand up?
Kato-san, how confident are you?
I have Chiyori and Ma-chan with me.
You can do it!
Kato, do it with all your might!
It's your team, so do it!
Okay, I'll do my best!
Now, let's start the "children's gag battle" with the "later AKB" team!
Alright! I got a Pikachu!
She got it first!
That's a good start!
Kato-kyo is on fire!
Mama, put your hand on the door!
A.K.A.B. Class is off to a good start!
I'm going to start now!
I'm happy every day!
A.K.A.B. is more into elementary school students than H.K.T.
Kato, who doesn't have the image of fooling around, what kind of story will you show us?
I'm embarrassed!
Do you like cucumbers?
Do you like it?
Bye-bye!
She said "bye-bye"!
I love you!
A.K.A.B. Class is off to a good start!
Ogasawara is doing her best!
Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay!
Give birth!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
Perfect 3 points!
That's enough!
A.K.A.B. Class is off to a good start!
A.K.A.B. has won twice in a row!
With only 3 matches left, will they be able to win?
What? What? What?
Please!
Maria-chan is crying! Maria-chan is crying!
Maria-chan is crying!
She came all the way from Fukuoka!
She is crying!
Somehow, without any conditions, I want to win this!
Why!?
No matter how much you pay,
There is still the third game, but...
Please!
You go first!
You go first and represent us!
And so, the first cry battle will be held!
The game will be decided by both teams' combined strength!
Serious Dodgeball Battle!
Wait a minute...
Kanaka and Yabuki-san...
Have you done this before?
Right?
Shut up! Hayasaka, come out!
What?
You are the same age as us, but you don't look like a middle schooler!
Also...
When we are recording like this, you say you don't look like a middle schooler...
But in the showroom, you are having fun talking to yourself!
What!?
So, please watch Hayasaka having fun with her fans in the showroom!
No way!
Good evening! Thank you for coming!
That's right, I'm at home now.
Ah, we surpassed 10,000 people! Yay!
- That's right, you are the most excited! - I'm happy!
Hayasaka is showing a completely different expression from the studio!
Also...
Ah, I'll tell you about today's dinner.
What is today's dinner?
Hm?
She seems to be having fun with her "whatever" dinner quiz!
Dinner is...
I'll tell you the answer!
The answer is...
Grilled chicken!
Whatever!
Hey!
Even if you are an A.K.A. Mingo, please do your dinner quiz!
I'm not interested! I'm not interested!
You only say "I'm not interested" when you're not interested!
Mingo is not the usual me.
He is always...
He is that way? I want to see that Hayasaka over there.
But he is my enemy, so I don't like it.
He is your enemy?!
I understand now. This is getting interesting.
Hey! Aim for him!
Aim for him!
As you can see, each member will challenge for the final battle.
Will HKT48 be able to turn things around?!
Now, it's time for the "Serious Dodgeball Battle"!
Ready, set, go!
The first one to catch the ball is A.K.A. Mingo!
Who will he aim for?!
Hit him!
There he is!
Oops! He caught the ball!
But Hayasaka got a nice catch!
Now, it's HKT48's turn again!
Now, it's A.K.A. Mingo's turn!
It's the "Serious Dodgeball Battle"!
Who will be the first one to catch the ball?!
Hit him!
He caught it!
The first one to catch the ball is HKT48!
Turn things around!
Okay!
There he is!
And now, he's going for the mouth piece!
On the other hand, AKB only has Oomori out, and with 3 to 5, AKB is in the lead!
Now, how is it? It's 2 to 3!
Isn't it a little dangerous?!
All at once! All at once!
It's 3 to 2!
Tsuyuka-san, you're so bad at passing!
I'm not coming over here at all!
Even if you come, you have to pass and come out!
Also...
Hayasaka is really slow!
That's good, Hayasaka!
Well then, let's go!
Let's resume! Ready...
Wow! She bounced back against the wall!
This is dangerous!
Ah, she came back!
This is bad! She's injured her arm!
That's not good!
It's strange! It's strange!
It's not strange!
Ah, she got caught! She got caught!
And now, Matsuda is out!
There are only 2 players left!
Are you aiming for the child?!
She did it!
Will she give up here?!
The only one left is...
The youngest member of HKT,
Imamura with 13 years of experience!
In a situation of 1 to 5,
she was pushed back!
Time out!
Huh?!
I didn't think this would happen!
But here...
Imamura-san,
are you really going to throw it at your opponent?!
It doesn't matter!
I think the way you're moving is bad!
I'll show you the harshness of the entertainment world!
Are you scared?!
I'm scared!
It's hard to watch! It's hard to watch!
Well, that's AKB's kindness, but still!
Thank you for your hard work!
What will happen to Taiyou, who has completely become a child's Taiyou and has become an adult?!
Marian-chan?!
What?!
You can do it, Marian-chan!
Go!
Okay!
Go, Marian-chan!
Alright!
The one who cut the ball off is a 19-year-old military worker who hasn't said a word yet!
His stomach is in a big pinch!
You're too cute, Marian-chan!
This is...
This is AKB?!
Will Mougi stab him in the eye?!
What will happen to Imaburo?!
You're...
Kojiharu?
Leave it to me!
Wow!
Try falling in love like you did back then.
That's our curse, isn't it?
I don't think you should trust men, but...
Today's release!
AKB48's 46th single, "High Tension"!
Tonight, AKB will deliver the original member version of "Studio Live"!
Tension, sho-sho-sho-sho-sho, tension max!
Heat up, up-up-up-up, let's heat up and go!
Misunderstandings, English, it doesn't matter!
Raise your anxiety and tension!
Tension, sho-sho-sho-sho-sho, tension max!
Do-cho-cho-cho-cho-cho, do-cho means "it's okay"!
Your body is shaking, right?
A missile flies and the world ends, but
The last moment is also a happy end!
You say you don't know anything, but you look me in the eye and talk!
If you can see the future, you're a prophet!
If you wish for it, you're a hypocrite!
You don't like the world around you!
Rhythms and deceptions, darkness and darkness!
That's why you burn up!
Even if it's a dream, even if it's love, make it a flame!
You don't need anything, it's all for you!
Dance!
Tension, shon, shon, shon, shon, shon, tension max!
Heat up, up, up, up, up, let's heat up!
Mistakes and mistakes don't matter!
Raise your anxiety and tension!
Tension, shon, shon, shon, shon, shon, tension max!
Good job, job, job, job, job, job, good job and you'll be fine!
Your body will shake, won't it?
A missile will fly and the world will end,
but the last moment will be a happy end!
Uh-huh (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Uh-huh (Up, up, up, up, up)
Uh-huh (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
A very serious match between both teams!
AKB has an overwhelming advantage with only one loss!
If they hit Imamura, they'll win, but...
Is this AKB?!
Again, AKB wins!
(Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run)
The show's name is "AKB is Promoted"!
Now, one more reward!
English-ranked steak!
Dig in!
(It smells so good!)
(Let's eat, everyone!)
(It smells so good!)
(It melts in your mouth!)
This is too bad!
This is how adults do it?!
(No, this is a serious match!)
This is a serious match, you bastards!
(This is a serious match, you bastards!)
This is...
I get it!
This is...
Let's eat together, everyone!
(Wait, wait, hey!)
(Don't be so greedy!)
After this, we will show you a new project of "next week".
Next week
AKB members will play shamisen,
do physical exercise,
and save goldfish.
You have quite a bold personality.
When I see people doing their best, I cry recently.
What's wrong with you?
This is a great technique we learned in only one week.
It will be released soon!
This program is sponsored by...
- The final answer is... - It's true!