AISubs v3.5
Last week, AKB Bingo Halloween Party was held and it was very popular.
Dumbo, amazing!
AKB members showed various cosplays,
such as people and things of this year's hot topics.
OK, bubbly?
And tonight,
a big sports festival for people of this year will be held.
But, an unexpected accident happened.
What happened?
But, what was prepared for the winning team of this big sports festival is...
Even in art, women make a queue at a very popular store.
We got this autumn limited edition super luxurious sweets from LA MAISON ANTHONY TURBULSAN.
I don't want to talk about it!
I don't like it!
It's a good story.
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Let's do it!
This time, teams "Hira no Nora" and "Jobs" will compete in two teams.
Let's get started.
The first event is "Pumpkin Flags Competition".
"Pumpkin Flags"?
Yes.
It sounds like Halloween, but it's actually "Beach Flags".
I see.
If you run and get a pumpkin flag, you win.
That's all.
It's easy.
Let's start the first match.
The first match is "Pumpkin Flags Competition" with "Hira no Nora" and "Jobs".
What do you think, Ms. Ogasawara? Are you confident?
I'm confident.
You're confident?
Yes.
Let's make a bubble.
The bubble is really coming.
You're doing your best.
And "Jobs".
"Jobs"!
Yes! I'll do my best!
I'll win for sure!
It's a match between "Showa" and "Heisei".
You can do it!
"Jobs" and "Showa", "Pumpkin Flags Competition".
Three...
Two...
One...
Go!
"Jobs"' Ryuchel is in first place, but "Beach Flags"'s "Hira no Nora" is still in first place.
Which one is last, Ms. Ogasawara?
I don't like it!
It's a match between "Showa" and "Heisei".
I don't like it!
It's "Gero Gero".
You look a little serious.
Ryuchel is in first place!
Ryuchel, what's wrong?
This "bubble" is in my way!
I can't hear you!
Uncle!
What about you, Hirano?
Do you want me to roll with you?
That's right!
Let's go!
We lost.
I have a bad feeling about this.
I want to see the "bubble" cake.
What kind of "bubble" cake is it?
The future is bright.
The future is bright?
The future is bright.
Let's use new functions.
Do you have new functions?
I'm thinking of new functions.
Hey, Siri!
What kind of new functions do you have?
Jobs will do an impersonation.
That's a great way of doing it.
What kind of impersonation will Jobs do?
I'll do an impersonation of Nakagawa Paradise.
Is this what Siri is saying?
Impersonation?
Can you do it, Jobs?
Can you do it?
Paradise!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for hurting you.
Next is the second round.
Tuna Okabe versus Carp women's large serving brought by the president of Sushi Zanmai.
How is it, Okabe-san?
This "bubble" cake looks like it's going to win.
But you're a former track and field athlete, aren't you?
That's right.
By the way, how many seconds can you run at 100 meters?
I can do it in about 13 seconds.
That's fast!
That's pretty fast for a girl.
How about you, Okabe-san?
I won't lose to a fish.
You won't lose to a fish.
Your father is a baseball player.
How about you, Okabe-san?
I can do it!
You haven't done it yet.
Your father is a tuna, isn't he?
Please cheer for him.
Good luck and have a safe trip!
And you, Jobs of that team...
Run like a bullet!
It's all Japanese!
Not a single English word!
Run like a bullet...
I'll run at about 150km/h
At about 150km/h?
Let's start the pumpkin flag battle!
3...
2...
1...
The winner is Okabe!
Okabe used her old track and field skills and won the game!
You're not a girl who plays carps at all!
How do you feel, Okabe?
This fish is faster than I thought!
It's a track and field game, you know!
You're the best, Rin-chan!
Thank you, Okabe!
Okabe-san, how do you feel?
I won easily!
The president's fish won!
I'm really happy!
She's creating her own personality!
So far, both teams have gained 1 point each and are tied!
The last match is between Ryu-chel's girlfriend, Oshima, and the witch, Tagiguchi!
Oshima-san, how do you feel?
I'm going to do my best for the tart!
That's not Ryu-chel!
Sorry, Ryu-chi!
Please cheer for her!
You can do it, Ryu-chel!
I'll give you some more time, so make up your mind!
Tanibu-san, how confident are you?
I'm not very athletic, but this time Peko-chan casted a spell so that I couldn't get a pumpkin, so I'm confident of winning!
I see, only for a witch!
What spell did you cast?
Technique, technica, shalala~
What is that?
Kira-san, what do you think of Tanibu-san?
Go, go, go, go!
Tanibu-san, a competition for pumpkins!
Peko-chan wins!
How was it?
It felt good!
Meg-san, didn't you cast a spell?
I did, but I didn't cast a spell for pumpkins, I cast a spell for you!
What a wonderful ending! Thank you!
So, the first place goes to...
Team Jobs!
The second match is "Fly as much as you say and jump box battle"!
Each team will have each other jump boxes
The number of jumps will be added to the points
The team with higher total points will win!
The number of jumps is self-referential
If you don't jump as much as you say, you'll get zero points
If you jump too little, you'll be overtaken by your opponent's team
The participants of this game are these six people!
While they're on standby...
No! No! No! No!
No! No! No!
That's a problem!
Joms, you can't do that!
Stop it, Joms!
Stop it!
Stop it, Joms!
Why are you touching her like that?
Why are you touching a young Japanese woman like that?
My team!
Joms' team!
My team!
He's just a crazy old man.
What about you, Yuta?
I'm not good at flying a kite, so Joms...
Me, me, me, me.
But you can definitely earn points.
What about you, Prano?
I'm not good at flying a kite, either.
Isn't it a little dangerous?
I think Joms will fly about eight steps.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
Will you two fly?
That's reassuring.
On the other hand, the other team...
It's a mysterious trio.
Ms. Trump, how do you feel?
Jumping box!
The English has finally come out!
Ms. President, are you confident?
I'll fly like a tuna!
The tuna doesn't look like it's flying,
but it does look like it's swimming.
How about you, Ino?
I'm wearing a skirt, so I think I can do it.
I think it's the easiest.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
I'm looking forward to it, viewers!
Are you sure you're okay?
Team Hirano's first one to go!
Now, it's self-confidence test!
How many steps can you do?
Up to this point.
How many steps is this?
This is already...
Eight steps!
Eight steps is quite high!
You can do it, eight steps!
Kojima, please cheer for her a little.
When it's over, you can ignore her.
Now, it's Team Hirano's first one!
Chia-girl Iino challenges eight steps!
You can do it!
Go! Go! Go!
Go!
You did it! You did it!
You did it!
Boss!
Iino did an excellent eight-step jump like a real Chia-girl!
Now, it's Team Jobs' turn!
The first one is...
Kurano!
Go! Go! Go!
Kurano, you're from Kumamoto, right?
Yes.
In Kumamoto, you can find Kumamon characters.
Yes, you're right.
What are those characters instead of Kumamon?
Cats.
Which do you like better, Kumamon or cats?
Kumamon.
No way!
No way at all!
Iino did eight steps, but...
Kurano, how many steps can you do?
Four?
Four steps! Four steps!
Four steps!
Iino, you can do it!
You can do it!
I really want to do it!
Boss!
When you touch here, you put your hand here.
And you do "Ei!"
How do you do it?
Again! Again!
First of all, you put your hand here.
Not here.
You put your hand here.
And you do "Ei!"
What are you doing?
Please do it!
Team Jobs' first attempt! A cat's crayon challenge!
Jump!
That was close!
How was it?
It was lower than I expected, so I could have done better.
I see.
It was low and scary.
Did Ryuchel and Nishino's advice work?
While being in front of Hirano, they cleared the fourth stage!
That was close!
Did you do Ryuchel's "Ei!"?
I did it just like Ryuchel's tips.
You did it?
Yes.
But it was a little different than Ryuchel's.
It wasn't a little, but it was a little different.
Team Hirano's second attempt!
I'm scared.
Are you okay, Mizuta?
Are you scared?
I'm scared!
Which stage are you going to?
The eighth stage!
You're kidding!
If you do the eighth stage there, you'll be able to do it.
You'll be able to do it.
I can do it!
You can do it?
Do it for the sake of your image!
That's right!
You can do it!
Run and jump!
Are you okay?
Can you say a few words of encouragement for her?
Show us your bubble!
Thank you!
If Trump and Mizuta succeed in the eighth stage, they'll be able to expand their lead.
But will they be able to do it?
Trump is here. He's scared of heights of 8 steps, but he doesn't have enough momentum, and he hits his butt, and what a surprise!
No, no, no.
No, no, no, but it was out.
I'm scared! I'm scared!
You were scared?
I'm scared!
Sasaki-san, can you show us your usual one?
Show me?
Happiness!
Yeah, happiness!
I love you!
It's a common thing in the world.
The second member of the high school team, Hiwatashi!
Hiwatashi, how many steps do you want to go?
Six?
Then, five steps.
Do you want to go five steps?
I see.
If you go eight steps and four steps and five steps, it will be nine steps, so you can lead for now.
A kindergartener who is not good at sports, Hiwatashi!
Will there be a reversal after flying five steps?
One!
Go for it! Go for it!
Go for it!
Challenge failed!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
But it's a little dented.
Just a little more.
From the beginning, the way of running is a little strange.
Not a step short, almost a failure!
However, no one can blame it just for its appearance and performance!
Failure!
Isn't the team going to lose like this?
I'll bet on Jobs.
Do you bet on Jobs?
The current points are 8 to 4, and the difference is 4 points!
In order for Team Jobs to win, Nakanishi must clear the lowest five stages!
Jobs!
Do you think your vote will be counted like an iPhone?
What do you think?
I'm a little scared of Jobs.
Isn't it better for Jobs to take off his glasses?
What?
Take off your glasses!
It's not Jobs.
It's better for Jobs to take off his glasses!
I think it's hard!
Jobs, go!
What will happen if Jobs takes off his glasses?
Bruce Willis!
Fight!
Diehard!
Isn't it die hard?
I don't know Bruce Willis.
Now, how many stages will Captain Jobs declare?
Eight!
It's over there!
Siri, please encourage him a little.
Jobs will imitate Ruchel.
I'm really in trouble, Ruchel!
Now, nothing is lost!
I don't like it!
It's just dirty!
Dirty Jobs Nakanishi!
If you can't clear eight stages, you lose for sure!
Three, two, one!
Let's go!
Jobs!
Eight stages!
I won! I won!
What's that?
It's just a rambutan.
It's just an old man flying a plane.
I'm so happy!
I won!
She defeated the pressure and won 8 rounds!
As expected of Steve Jobs of the world!
She won 8 rounds!
I'm so happy!
I flew!
You flew!
I'm so happy!
Don't you think you're forgetting about Jobs?
I'm Steve Jobs!
You're great!
I'm so happy!
No, you're an old man!
Now, Team Jobs has 4 points!
If they can fly more than 5 stages, they can turn the game around!
How many stages will you fly?
8 stages!
8 stages?
5 stages?
Are you stupid?
Is it okay?
It's too low for me to fly more than 5 stages.
I see!
As expected of the president!
I see!
Tuna and rambutan should be expensive!
I'm so happy!
Now, the fat president!
Will she win by flying 8 stages?
3...
2...
1...
President!
You're the prettiest!
Susi Zanmai! Susi Zanmai! To the camera!
No! Susi Zanmai!
She won!
Susi Zanmai's CEO, Oda, showed us the most beautiful butterfly at the end and won!
You're the prettiest!
And with that, Team Hirano won this match!
What does that mean?
Team Jobs and Team Hirano are 1-1 now?
But the competition is over now!
You're tied now!
After two matches, Team Hirano and Team Jobs are separated!
What will happen to Team Jobs and Team Hirano's sweets?
After this, the sweets will disappear and the members will be punished!
I didn't throw it away!
Tomocura Aquarium is now open!
Everything is a world of lies!
Get rid of yourself!
I'm a little interested in men.
We can't afford to lose.
We're doing this with our lives on the line.
I'm going to get rid of Sakura.
Kojima Handa's graduation concert will be held on February 22nd
at National Yoyogi Stadium's 1st Gymnasium!
On November 16th,
AKB48's 46th single "High Tension" will be released!
This song will be performed by Haruka Shimazaki, who announced her graduation!
Check out "Tension Max"'s exciting dancing music video!
"High Tension" has been released!
If you don't have a reason, it won't start
Today's the worst day of the year, throw away your money
Get excited and get excited until the festival is over
It's only once in a lifetime
Oh, no!
High Tension, High Tension, High Tension, High Tension
Heat up, up, up, up, up, let's turn up the heat
It doesn't matter if you're wrong or right
Raise your anxiety and tension
High Tension, High Tension, High Tension, High Tension
Heat up, up, up, up, up, let's turn up the heat
Your body is shaking
Even if a missile flies and the world ends
The last moment is happy hour
Even in an era where you probably don't know
Even if you look down and cross
If you can see the future, it's a prediction
Even if it's a wish, it's a high tension
Tonight, I hate night
Reason and logic, trouble and darkness
So, whatever it is, it's over
Whether it's a dream or love, make it a reality
High Tension, High Tension, High Tension, High Tension
Lift up the high tension
Yes, mistakes and English don't matter
Raise your anxiety and emotions
High Tension, High Tension, High Tension, High Tension
Good job, job, job, job, job, good job and it's all right
Your body shakes
Missiles fly and the world ends
The last moment of happy end
Halloween Sports Day!
The result is a draw!
What will happen to the sweets?
The competition is over
The scores are the same
Both teams lost and I ate the cake
Don't cry!
I don't have a nose!
I didn't throw it away!
Next week's highlight is just a little bit!
Next week, HKT goes back to AKB!
The lunch at AKB is very luxurious
What?
Wait a minute!
What about HKT?
It's only burdock!
It's really only burdock!
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