AISubs v3.5
Out of 250 or more members of the AKB group,
this time, the love fights will...
appear in the studio with a dog you can't help but love!
The No. 1 Love Fight Deciding Match will be held!
However...
I want to spend the whole day smelling the scent of Candy's poop.
Dogs smell, don't they?
It's like I'm enjoying it.
Unusual feelings explode!
The members' abnormal love for dogs is revealed!
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Actually, we, the Umarashis, love dogs.
Of course!
A lot of them!
Yes, I have a dog.
What kind of dog is it?
It's a Chihuahua.
It's super cute!
Look at its face!
It looks like you!
Its face looks like you!
You know, owners say "looks like you", right?
I also have a Chihuahua called "L".
I'm not sure about the picture, but it comes into my bed...
and comes into this space.
Isn't it cute?
It's cute!
It's already dead, though.
Really?
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's really gross.
What are you talking about?
But it's called Leo...
Leo's picture... Help me out with Leo's picture!
The white cat is so cute!
I don't like it at all, but it only comes into my bed when I'm not hungry.
It's already dead, though.
It's already dead, you know?
Then, let's move on to the next corner.
Can you do it?!
Let's get our attention back and start the first battle of love!
The contestants are...
Go ahead!
First up is...
Kojima Natsuki!
She's so cute!
Next up is...
Tomiyama Haruka!
She's so cute!
Next up is...
Utano Tomo!
Hey! Don't go crazy!
Don't go crazy!
Don't get nervous!
Last up is...
Mizutani Na!
Come on up!
Mizutani Na!
She's so cute!
You're nervous, aren't you?!
There are so many different kinds of people!
She's so cute!
There are so many different kinds of people!
Let's have them introduce themselves one by one!
I'm a toy poodle,
I'm a toy poodle, Kenrin-chan!
Nice to meet you!
She's so cute!
She's really cute!
What made you meet Candy?
What made me meet Candy?
One day we went to the supermarket and I went to a pet shop and I fell in love at first sight and I bought the most expensive thing in my life.
By the way, how much was it?
It was 300,000 yen.
Wow, it's expensive!
300,000 yen!
It's a candy for 300,000 yen!
Next, Komiyama!
What's your dog's name and dog breed?
Chihuahua and it's Leon!
Leon! Eyebrows! Eyebrows!
He's handsome and he's a boy!
He's a boy!
Leon!
Leon likes girls, doesn't he?
So, it's already today, isn't it?
When a couple goes out for a walk, the boyfriend will say "Oh, cute Chihuahua!" and the girlfriend will go to her even if she doesn't like dogs.
What?
Will you go to Isei?
Yes!
You say you'll go to him, don't you?
Let's go to the next one!
Why?
I haven't said it yet!
What about you, Mutou?
Yes, it's Oguri!
Oguri-chan! I'm Oguri-chan!
Oguri-chan!
My last name is Beagle!
Beagle!
Why did you decide to call yourself Oguri-chan?
Originally, I bought a Beagle called "Oguri" at my grandmother's house.
Then, I had my first Oguri, my second Oguri and my third Oguri!
Third Oguri!
I'll shake it later!
I know! I know!
The last one is...
Izuta-chan!
Izuta!
Yes! I'm Jerin-kun!
Oh, you know me!
I know you!
She's cute and famous!
She's cute and famous?
She's cute and famous!
I see!
But, it's my first time going out!
I've never gone out of my house!
Today?
It's my first time going out of my house!
What about walking?
I've only walked in my house and in my garden!
How long does it take you to get home?
Two hours!
Two hours?!
It's my first walk! It's too far!
Two hours!
Let me shake that dog's face one more time!
It's nice, isn't it?
It's cute!
Kame-san, raise it up a little bit!
It's small!
What's "no-men"?
"No-men"!
It's cute!
"No-men"! It's "no-men" Lena-chan!
"No-men" Lena-chan!
This time, it's a battle of love expressions at home!
Just like you usually do at home,
we'll have you recreate it in your house!
First up is the winner candidate, Natsuki Kojima!
Ready...
Start!
She's waiting for you.
I'm back!
I've been waiting for you!
I'm back!
Her face looks like a dog's.
Don't you like it?
Which one do you like?
I like her lips.
What are you doing?
Let me do it one more time.
What are you doing?
Are you sniffing the dog's belly?
Candy's belly is the best in the world.
She's sniffing Candy's belly.
Let's do "ham ham" time.
Ham ham!
Ham ham is good!
The weather is good today, too!
Candy is looking at you.
Ready... Start!
You want it?
She's eating your tail.
What are you doing?
She's eating your tail.
How do you like it?
It's less than usual.
Do you do it more than usual?
She always licks my face until it's sticky.
I did it for her, too.
I sniffed her butthole.
What?
I was going to do it like this.
You did it for 300,000 yen.
I didn't do it for 300,000 yen.
Maybe it's after Candy pooped.
I love poop, too.
You're just a pervert.
You've been saying it for a while.
You love poop and you're just a pervert.
Does poop stick to your face?
No, it doesn't!
What?
It sticks to my nose and I sniff it all day long.
So you think of Candy as your boyfriend, right?
Does that mean that when you graduate and have a boyfriend, you'll stick his poop next to your nose?
Does that mean that?
If it's someone I like, I'd like to do it.
If it's someone I like, I'd like to do anything.
Out of all of them, I love Rena Kato and she's my best friend.
If it's Rena-chan's poop...
Rena-chan's poop?
Yes, I can do it.
You can do it? Well, I'm sure there are some fans who are nodding off-screen.
The next challenger is Haruka Komiyama.
Since her blog picture is more prominent than her dog,
she's been accused of being a business dog lover.
Is her love for dogs really working?
Too much love expression. Ready, start!
She's barking a lot.
Riku! I'm back!
Riku! Don't bark!
I'm back, Riku!
Hey!
She hates you!
She hates you so much!
Riku!
It's not me!
It's stuck on her knee.
That's good. That's good.
Here we go.
Come here!
Huh? Riku?
Sis! Sis!
Riku, come here!
It's not him!
Riku! Riku!
What's going on?
She's stupid!
She keeps looking at the camera.
She's been looking at the camera for a while now.
How about this, director?
This is enough, right?
Does she know about TV?
Why does Rio spin?
I spin for the first time.
I spin for the first time today.
You don't seem to like it.
Kashiwagi-san, what's wrong?
Basically, she's been running away.
That's right.
All you've been doing is walking around.
Anyway...
What? What's wrong?
She's sleeping!
Up, up, up.
This is proof that she's calm.
Shut up! Shut up, female dogs!
She's looking at the camera.
She's a professional.
She's on the battlefield.
As a professional, I'm watching her.
She's not good at it.
Next up is Mutou Tom.
What kind of love is she pouring into Beagle's mouth?
Excessive love expression.
Ready, start!
Oh, my mouth!
I'm back, my mouth!
Ouch!
You got me. You got me.
I'm a hunting dog, so I'm aiming for your eyes.
You're aiming for my neck, aren't you?
You're so cute!
You've got a lot of stuff on you.
You don't usually do that, do you?
I was doing a good job, so look at me!
What's this?
It's a snack.
Here we go.
Sit down.
Good.
You know how to do it, don't you?
You're holding your breath, aren't you?
You were licking my face, weren't you?
You didn't look like you were happy.
No, I'm not.
I love you. I'm happy.
Can you do it one more time?
It's too long!
How is it?
It's hard.
You're holding your breath, aren't you?
Oguri is fine.
How about you, Oguri?
I'm fine.
I know you're fine.
But you didn't sound like you were fine.
The last one is Rina Izuta.
How is her relationship with Jerry, who is a little quiet?
From now on, Oguri will be joining us as a commentator.
I'm looking forward to working with you.
He's going to make appropriate comments.
Let's do it.
Izuta's too much love expression.
Ready, go!
I don't know what's going on with Izuta's face.
She's shaking a lot.
Izuta, what do you usually do at home?
Izuta is crying.
It's like a baby's voice.
She's crying alone in a white room.
She's showing a lot of love.
Let's play together.
Ready, go!
You're chasing me.
Izuta, this!
Ready, go!
You're chasing me.
You're a good girl today.
I want to eat Rizuta's nose.
Are you usually shy?
At home, I'm even more shy.
If someone throws a pig at me, I'll get it and do it more.
It's your first time going out, isn't it?
I'm a little nervous.
Didn't you feel nervous?
I always eat people's faces and mouths.
If you do that, people's mouths...
Dogs smell, don't they?
You can taste it.
It smells.
It's cute.
You can taste the smell of a dog.
It's cute.
Can you smell it?
It smells like dog food.
It smells cute.
It smells like dog food.
Are you feeding a dog?
No.
How is it?
I'm going to eat it, too.
I can't eat it.
You have to say it out loud.
They showed everything they had.
Expressing love for dogs.
Who was recognized as the number one dog lover in Kojima?
I want to eat Izuta's nose.
Who was the best of the four of you?
First of all, Kojima...
Isn't it all of us?
Let's enjoy the project a little more.
So, number one dog lover in Kojima Natsuki is decided.
Certainly, love is amazing.
However, here's a shocking fact.
As everyone knows, you've been saying that dogs are cute.
In fact, I think you're doing your best as a talent.
But there are people who really hate dogs.
There are people who hate dogs.
It doesn't look like that.
Who likes dogs?
Me!
This is terrible.
There are no dogs, right?
You don't get it!
What?
You don't get it!
These three actually hate big dogs!
What? Really?
You're not in the center of "Robin Hood Red River", are you?
That's right!
When we were shooting the music video, a lot of big dogs were gathered.
It was hell.
I don't watch music videos anymore.
I don't watch it anymore.
I like small dogs.
I don't like obliques.
What do you hate?
Being chased.
You've been chased!
Because there were dogs in the past?
I was on the third floor of a big black dog.
You're going to the third floor, aren't you?
Go!
You're going to the third floor, aren't you?
Don't get excited just because you live in the third floor.
How about you, Mukaichi?
First of all, I've never had a pet.
It's like I've never touched an animal in my life.
How do you feel when you're in front of a convenience store?
I'm very excited.
You're lying!
I want you to change your way of saying it.
When you say you hate dogs...
I feel like I'm not good enough as a human being in this world.
I'm not used to dogs!
Dog photographer!
How much do you care about empathy?
On the contrary, it's different.
Why are you so bad at dogs?
Here's an emergency plan!
Dog lover members and...
Self-proclaimed "dog beginners"...
Why are you so bad at dogs?
Ready, go!
First of all, I'd like to ask you, what are you bad at about dogs?
When they suddenly come to you?
Like "I'm coming!"
Oh, you're right!
If you say it...
Go for it! Go for it!
Go! Go! Go!
That's also a dog's personality.
If you have a real dog, if you make a noise, like "shiori" or "miki-chan"
shion-chan
So, they're not bad dogs.
They're not bad.
I love small dogs.
They're not bad.
They're not bad at all.
They're not bad at persuading people.
I think it's very difficult to get them compared to these three.
But, I think it's cute when you get it.
Is that so?
What's cute about it?
For example, you say it like this, don't you?
You say it to various people, "You're stupid! You're cute!"
I know!
It's cute that you don't say it.
If you say it, you'll be like "You're great!"
When you're an idol, you can't talk about your worries to many people, can you?
But, you can talk about anything with "nan-chan".
But, you don't know if you can communicate with each other, do you?
Do you know that?
When you're sad and you're crying, you lick your tears.
Do you know it and you're licking it?
Don't you always lick it?
No, I can't talk about it.
It's like you're not watering it.
It's like you're not watering it, so you're licking it with your tears.
If you don't do it, you'll be kind.
I see.
You'll be kind.
Don't you get irritated?
No, we don't.
We do.
You do?
You do, but when you talk about it with Jenny, you calm down.
You have a place to vent your irritation.
Is it that bad?
It's too much.
Is it that bad?
It's amazing.
It's a lie.
Do you have a dog or a cat?
I don't have a dog or a cat, but I have a parrot.
A parrot?
Yes, it's relaxing just by looking at it.
I also have one, so I know.
If you turn up the gauge, it'll fly out and come back by itself, right?
Yes, it'll definitely come back by itself.
I bought a cat, but it ate it.
Why do you talk about dark stories every time?
It's nice.
What kind of face are you making?
You have a dog, so you should be healed.
It's a waste of time, isn't it?
No, you're the one who made this atmosphere.
After this, it was the first time for a beginner dog to touch a dog and it was a big hit!
What can those seasons that come and go tell you?
Not only can you see the scenery,
even if the sun is cut by the clouds,
the size of the sky won't change,
not even tomorrow.
If you wish for it...
The light is there,
reach out your hand until it reaches you.
The sweat that falls without warming up is always beautiful.
Your efforts shine brightly on the road.
Yes, everything is there.
Looking up at the high mountains,
the promised place always looks far away,
but you just have to step on the ground and move forward.
Now, the light is in front of you.
Believe in yourself.
If you don't give up, the sky will surely become clearer.
It should be reflected in your eyes.
Dreams that are too dazzling shine on the road.
How many more times do we have to dream?
As we struggle with our tongue tied, our youth continues.
Three beginners of dogs gather their courage and touch dogs.
- Let's go with small dogs first. - Let's go with small dogs.
- What? Is it time for you to be touched? - Yes.
- No, no, no! - No, no, no!
Watanabe said it's okay for small dogs.
- Jiri-chan. - Jiri-chan.
- Jiri-chan is fine.
- Jiri-chan is the smallest. - Jiri-chan is fine.
She's really fine.
- She's never been touched before? - She's never been touched before.
Next, Mukaichi, who has never touched a dog before.
- I'm nervous. - I'm nervous.
No matter how funny you say it, you're the most normal one, right?
- Anyway, you can touch me. - Where should I touch you?
- The head.
Kashiwagi, who was chased by small dogs and hated dogs, is...
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- Kashiwagi-san is... - Nice to meet you.
You're free, aren't you?
- Look this way for a moment. - You're cute.
Is this a blessing for those who hate dogs?
- I'll hold you. - That's nice.
- You're big! - You're big!
- You're cute. - You're cute.
You're a lot bigger than me.
After this, next week's highlight is...
Next week...
Two idols boasting of being AKB48 will collide!
Two younger members will split up into two teams and compete for appeal!
- Yukirin-san's bare face is... - Like a monster!
The strongest idols are Mayu-Yuka and Yukirin-ka!
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