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Let's have a match of fate!
First of all, this person has a fate against this member!
Kizuaki, you've said enough already.
Who do you have a fate against?
Rena Kato.
There's nothing!
Are you kidding me?
What's your fate against Kizuaki?
I'm her senior.
Kizuaki is her senior?
Yes, and she's older than me.
But, she's really good at dota.
Really.
This is not good.
Really?
For example?
Me, one more member and three of us decided to play badminton in the park.
That's cute.
We were looking forward to it for about a week.
But it rained that day.
It didn't rain at all.
We said we wouldn't play in the rain.
What?
Wait a minute. Are we going to play in the rain?
If it's raining, let's go somewhere other than badminton.
But it's raining.
She's mad.
For example, AKB's Mayu.
What would you do if you were one of those members?
I'd go to the park.
You'd go?!
But you're that kind of person, aren't you?
You choose people, don't you?
But you get involved with people.
As expected, talking doesn't solve anything.
So!
Let's settle this with a showdown!
What showdown?
Bring it here.
I've seen it before.
I've seen it before!
AKB's latest...
It's not the latest.
It's really old.
Right?
It's really old.
It's not the latest.
Ever since AKB started, I've been using this joke many times.
It's fine.
I use it in other shows, too.
It's fine to use it around.
Let's go!
Here it is!
Really?!
Amazing!
Socks, take off competition!
What's that?
Take off competition?
In this competition, the one who takes off both of their socks first is the winner.
The one who loses, of course!
I think there will be a draw.
That's right.
The problem this time is...
Kato from EVA will be kicked out immediately.
The one who loses will be kicked out of the studio.
Can I go back to the dressing room?
If you go back, can I go home?
Are you happy?
I have students like you!
The one who loses will be kicked out of the studio.
Which one will win?
One...
Go!
Oh, no!
First, Kizaki takes off Kato's arm and is about to be kicked out!
He's fast! Kato, you can do it!
Kizaki missed one with his second shot!
Kato, you can do it!
Go! Go!
Kato, you can do it!
This is a tough competition!
Kato, you can do it!
This is no good!
He's strong!
He's like a knight!
He looks like he's watching "Pride".
He's overwhelming!
Let's go!
Wait! What is this?
It's disgusting!
It's more disgusting than this kind of competition!
I was short of money, so I couldn't sell it.
Kato, who lost the game here, is forcibly removed from the studio.
You are now back Rena.
Kato is back Rena.
Back Rena is back in the dressing room.
Let's take a break.
Back Rena?
This is my request, and I will fire the first-time staff.
How is it, Ms. Kato?
Is it awkward?
Um, it's very awkward.
Ms. Kato, you look lonely. Talk to her.
How are you?
Fine.
It's awkward. Don't talk to her.
What is the next battle?
The next one is this person!
He has a bad face.
What are you doing?
Are you angry?
You are angry, aren't you?
You look like a cute Asian father and daughter.
If you were there, you would look like this picture.
Miki Nishino.
You look like a princess.
No, I'm a princess of the future!
You are quite angry, aren't you?
Who are you angry with?
I'm angry with Haruka tonight!
I'm angry with Haruka!
You are nervous, aren't you?
What kind of relationship do you have with her?
The other day, when you took a picture with her, you said you wanted to look like her, so you pushed her forward, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
And you admitted it, didn't you?
Even so, you are still in love with her!
No, I'm not!
I'm not!
Wait!
There is a picture that guards you so much that you can't move forward.
Oh!
What is it?
Let me see it!
Here it is.
This is the picture.
I have an excuse for this.
This is terrible.
I have an excuse for this.
What is it?
After we finished recording, every time we took a picture together, we were in parallel.
And then you came in and went back.
Even though you thought you were in parallel, you instinctively went back.
No, no, no.
Do you want me to measure it with a ruler?
Sure, let's measure it.
Everyone is like this.
I have something like this.
I think it's okay.
Even if it's a compass or something like that, in order for you to have it,
I think it's important for you to climb up on your own.
Is it okay for you, Nishino, to be next to me?
But Nishino said, "Wow, you have a big face."
And she pushed me forward like this.
That's not it!
No, no, no.
Okay, okay, okay.
Nishino!
No, no, no.
What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong?
Recently, I've been improving my skills.
At first, I was in parallel.
The moment I took a picture, I went back.
Why did you do that?
What do you mean?
I have it. I have it. I have it.
That's how you got in like this.
You took a picture of me!
That's true.
Why did you do that?
That's how you did it, right?
These two have a deep grudge against each other.
They'll settle this with a match!
Let's go!
This is amazing!
Self-time-position match!
What? What?
They set up a camera's self-timer.
Ten seconds later, the shutter will be cut off.
The winner is the one who took more photos in those ten seconds.
Now that we've come to a conclusion, how do we decide who will win?
What?
These two are on Twitter, social media, and Google, right?
It's Komiyama's Google, but please show it to us.
Yes, like this.
This top face is...
What? What?
No! Stop it! You're lying!
Along with UNO director and UNO director...
It's cloudy and high, so it looks like there are a lot of people.
On the other hand, the bottom face is reversed like this.
It's huge! It's huge!
You're in UNO director's Google's place.
I'm their back up.
If you lose, UNO virus will take over your social media.
Who will win?
One...
Go!
Seven...
Eight...
Nine...
Ten...
Eleven...
Twelve...
Thirteen...
Fourteen...
Five...
Six...
Seven...
Eight...
Seven...
Five...
Let's see how it looks like.
Here.
This is...
It looks like a good match.
But, I don't know... I don't know...
It looks like a mess.
What is this?
It doesn't look like a match at all.
After the show, Komiyama's Google...
is reversed by UNO director and Richaoko.
Now, the next fate battle is...
The one who has a fate is Kawanishi!
What? Why?
I don't have an image, but it seems like you have a fate.
Who do you have a fate for?
My teammate.
All of you?
What kind of fate is it?
My teammate has a lot of young members,
and if there is a snack in the dressing room, it disappears immediately.
That's why I can't eat the snacks I like.
I'm glad you chose me as the MC of this show.
Is that so, teammates?
What about snacks?
I want to eat them all.
Really?
I want to eat them all.
It doesn't make sense.
Why?
There are 47 of us, and we have to share it.
We have to share it.
So you want to eat them all?
I want to eat them.
She's not human, she's selfish.
I want to eat snacks I like.
What kind of snacks do you like?
Countryman.
It disappears immediately?
It disappears immediately.
That's terrible.
Really?
That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
Let's decide this as well.
This competition is...
My feelings came out of the ball.
Let's do it.
Phone Call Ring Ring Competition.
Each of you will type in your topic as fast as you can.
After typing in, press the button next to you.
The opponent will sit down and the ring will ring.
The representative of Team 8 is Yokoyama.
I will announce the topic you will type in.
The topic is...
What?
Muramoto is handsome, smart and has a good style.
He is my ideal man. I like him so much that I'm going crazy.
Please type in while checking.
Please type in first.
Should I type in for you?
It's wrong for me to listen to you.
On Nishino's Twitter, she...
She said something.
Nishino, I thought you were just being smart.
Please type in.
What did you type in?
Muramoto is handsome, smart and has a good style.
He is handsome, smart and has a good style.
What's wrong with you?
Please turn on the lights.
It's hard.
Please turn on the lights.
It's hard.
Which of you will be the current carrier?
Three...
Two...
One...
Go!
Oh no, it's too early.
But it's a good match!
Oguri, be careful not to open it.
So far, Oguri is leading.
Which one?
Which one is it?
No, no, no.
Again!
They were almost on the same page, so I put both of them.
Of course!
Even if you look at it slowly, they are drawing at the same time.
So, please eat the sweets in the dressing room together.
Now, the next fate battle is...
There is a fate, Kanashita!
So, it's a big tower, but please come forward.
It's a big tower!
It's a tower you can make a mistake in, right?
It's a big tower!
How does it make you feel?
It's annoying.
It's annoying?
It makes me angry.
Who will have the fate?
West Miki!
West?
It's annoying!
Annoying!
Why do you look annoyed?
I often see that Michi-san says she doesn't want to get fat and eats her bento while crying.
That's Ann's reality.
Is that being praised by someone?
No, it's not!
You said you wanted to quit.
Yeah, I didn't want to eat it.
It's not like that.
I like to eat a lot, but I get fat when I eat.
But I want to eat it.
How much do you eat when you eat it?
When I eat it, it's my birthday.
From the moment it's 12 o'clock, I think I'll eat it all day.
I have about 20 sweets on the table that I want to eat.
I eat four cakes.
I eat croquettes and omelets until about 3 o'clock.
I eat it until 12 or 3 o'clock.
I go to a Japanese restaurant while holding cookies and pocky.
I eat Japanese food.
After that, I eat two ice creams.
Can you eat all of them in one day?
Yes, I can eat almost all of them in one day.
Eating all of them and I feel like I have a pierre in my head.
You still look like a princess.
This is terrible.
If you want to eat it, you can eat it normally, right?
You don't have to cry alone.
And you are not fat.
Both Nishino and Oda are fat.
Wait.
I'm telling you.
But I can eat it normally.
You can eat it, right?
I only make and eat fresh cream.
You only eat fresh cream.
If you talk about it alone, you will end up alone.
You will end up alone.
If you talk about it alone, you will end up alone.
Hey, you fat people.
This is not good.
What are you going to do?
You don't have to worry about being cute.
Tell me I'm cute, too.
What?
Tell me I'm cute, too.
You are cute like Kirby in "Star Wars".
You are cute.
You don't have to worry about me.
Now, let's have a showdown.
This is...
Water yo-yo brain drop.
The one who uses a water gun and drops it on the opponent's head first is the winner.
And the loser will have a drop like this.
This is for the loser.
It looks delicious.
This is a snack that you can eat a lot of calories.
This is fried butter.
Fried butter.
This is a popular snack in the U.S. that is fried whole and stuffed with a lump of butter.
So, it's butter.
By the way, it has 2000 kcal.
It's a daily calorie intake for girls.
They don't want to eat it at all.
I'm scared.
Hit me. Hit me. Hit me.
Hit me. Hit me.
Stop it.
No way!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
I can't do it!
This phenomenon is spreading, isn't it?
Kuroichi...
How could you...
I'm interested in everything you've done for me.
I was wondering if I could ask you to watch over Maki for me.
Kaoru, wait for me.
It's not something we can control.
Go!
I have to go and save everyone!
On August 31st, AKB48's 45th single "Love Trip" will be released.
Tonight, AKB's original version will be released, focusing on young members.
"Love Trip" was released on August 31st, AKB48's 45th single.
"I Want Zep" was released on August 31st, AKB48's 45th single. "Love Trip" was released on August 31st, AKB48's 45th single.
"I Want Zep" was released on August 31st, AKB48's 45th single.
Now, Nishino has lost by 2000kcal of fried butter.
This is bad.
This is a tasty thing.
Nishino-san, what's going on?
After this, Hayasaka and her teammates are suddenly in 5th place.
The reason is...
Because of Muramoto-san's doing.
Even though we're on the same team as Oda Eri, we're facing each other.
Even though I won rock-paper-scissors, the electricity is still flowing.
And also, I can't use this chair.
Hayasaka is crying.
I can't use it anyway.
This is the worst.
I was doing my best.
I thought it was strange.
It's okay.
I'm not going to say it.
I want to say something to the fans.
I made you cry.