AISubs v3.5
Tonight, the second MC will open the door of the second chapter.
Then...
The woman who emphasizes "beauty" is a narcissist!
The woman rusher who doesn't know anything about akb48 is prejudiced.
The members of the previous characters have completely collapsed.
The new characters are awakening one after another!
What will happen to the fire-resistant firecrackers?
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Is your smile like that?
Now it's started!
It's akb48 Parade!
Oh, is it wrong?
Oh, I'm sorry!
This time...
Since last week, we've been given the role of CMC.
Are you nervous?
What?
Are you nervous?
No, well...
It's awkward!
The "bingo bingo" at akb Parade was really awkward.
You're still used to it, aren't you?
Oh, like this?
Since we're the MCs this time...
We know about akb48.
But there are still people who don't know about each individual.
People who don't know their names, too.
We'd like to know what kind of people they are.
Especially in the back, from the left to the third person...
The gray...
Pinpoint.
How do you say it?
I can't feel the will to live.
You're not used to it yet!
She's nervous!
Are you nervous?
Yes.
Let's cheer her up with "paradise."
For Tsumugi, especially.
Paradise!
Yes.
Oh!
Why can't you move your heart so much?
I watched it many times.
Many times?
No, no, no.
I'll watch it many times from now on.
The first project sent by two new emcees who still have a distance from the members is...
Uman Muramoto, who always looks at the world diagonally, judges the personalities of the members on his own.
You are like this.
They create their own private lives and decide on their own from there with Muramoto's own theory.
You can check it in the following items.
The first thing we looked up is...
In fact, in order for us to know you better, we also checked various SNS.
Yes.
Muramoto, you can see various personalities and characters on SNS again this time, right?
Everyone, I'd like to say one thing first.
It's no good to cooperate and protect each other.
It's no good to say, "Oh no, isn't it coming to me next?" and say, "No, that's not true. I feel sorry for you."
Muramoto says that the SNS photos clearly show the personalities of the members.
What is the first prejudice?
A woman who posts her own photo on SNS and emphasizes her bare face is a narcissist!
First of all, let's look at this person's photo.
The photo...
This is...
Ms. Taniguchi...
Ms. Kashino, do you know what this is?
I know.
"It's a bare face," something like that is certainly coming out.
It's coming out.
Yes.
What does this "peronegu" mean?
No, it's like...
No, I really don't know.
What does "peronegu" mean?
I don't know!
It's not a nice meaning!
It's embarrassing!
Can you show me "peronegu" for a moment?
"Peronegu" for the fans.
Oh, it's funny.
You were making such a face just now.
Don't stick them together.
- There are more. - There are more?
The next one is this!
I knew you'd say that!
- No, this is... - I knew you'd say that!
- Takeo-san! Takeo-san, please say something! - You're not wearing make-up, but your face is so small that you can't even laugh!
You're not laughing at all!
You're so determined!
Is your smile like that?!
What's wrong?
- It's cute, it's cute! - It's cute?
It's cute, but it's a little...
How do I say it? I can't say it, but what I'm doing is almost the same as "non-style" Inoue.
I can't say it, so I don't know if it's a good idea or not, but...
It's cute!
Everyone's laughing, but there were people who were even worse!
Muramoto knows his personality from his SNS comments.
What are his prejudices?
"I want to be cute" and "I want to be ugly".
The kind of woman who says such self-destructive things is usually Kamate-chan.
"I want to be cute". Even when I'm here, I know I'm cute!
You're all cute.
There are people like me who say things like that.
That was a long time ago.
Three years ago.
"I want to be cute" and "I want to be ugly" have been said recently.
- How do you feel about it? - I don't like it.
Isn't it cute?
- It's cute! - It's cute, isn't it?!
- I don't remember saying it three years ago. - So it's an excuse from a politician!
It's worse than a politician's!
I think Ryoka-chan thinks she's cute.
No, no, I think she's cute because she thinks she's cute!
I don't think you can say that even in real life!
Who are you talking about?
Why are you looking at me like that?
Why are you saying that?
While you were saying that, you were also saying "We're cute, aren't we?"
I'm not saying that!
Let's do this again in the future.
We did one! We did one!
Let's take as many as we want!
Next, let's check out Rena Kato's SNS!
I want to be cute! I want to do this!
A lot of people are getting mad at me, but I'm serious about this!
I want to die!
A lot of people are getting mad at you!
I do this a lot! I even read it myself as a bus!
Sounds fun!
Please read it with all your heart!
I want to be cute! I want to do this!
A lot of people are getting mad at me, but I'm serious about this!
I'm serious!
I don't know what it is, but it's like a really ugly woman holding a placard and saying "Are you kidding me?!"
It's like a ugly woman saying "Are you kidding me?!"
Thank you!
We can tell from the SNS that she's a member!
Next, let's check out Muramoto's prejudice!
A woman who says she's cute is like a weird pack of people!
Don't you think so?
Let's check out this woman's photo!
Let me give you an excuse!
I'm sure you've heard of it when you read sentences,
like "kyaa, I want it, I want it, I want it," or "somehow, I don't like it," or "somehow, I don't like it anymore,"
and she's become one of those girls.
That's Bricko's...
That's Brickopaccha.
Brickopaccha?
Yes, Brickopaccha.
I thought it would be interesting.
You know, the one that comes out from time to time and says, "If you do this seriously, you'll make a lot of money," right?
You know, like Tsurube-san.
Now that we know the narcissist's side of the story,
next up is...
Checking out a two-shot photo with a pet from one's own perspective!
Do you like pets?
Yes!
Yes. Do you all have pets?
Yes!
Okabe-san, what do you have?
I have an imori.
The first one is an imori?
You can't say that you have a dog and a pet, can you?
I can't say that I have an imori.
I'm sorry.
I can't say that I have an imori.
Komiyama-san, what do you have?
I have a chihuahua.
Oh, you have a chihuahua!
Do you all have a dog or a pet?
Do you take photos with them?
We do.
You take photos with your pets, don't you?
Huh?
Sometimes you do, don't you?
You know, you use your pets to show off your cuteness.
Don't you say that sometimes?
You have a dog, right? It's a cute dog, right?
That's what you say all the time.
You can't say that you have a dog or a pet, can you?
There are people like that, right?
Even if you don't move or use force, it's fixed.
What does Muramoto, who is full of prejudice, know by looking at a two-shot photo with his pet?
So, by increasing the ratio of your face to your pet, you can know the fruits of your love.
What's in this frame is a dog's back, so you can raise a lot of dogs.
People who can raise a lot of dogs to their faces only think of it as one of the sets of dogs raising their faces to their faces.
I see. It's about whether the dog is the main or you are the main.
That's right! Let's go!
First of all, who says this dog is wonderful?
The correct answer is this!
It's almost a cat!
That's right! That's right!
It's a cat with ten zeros on its face, right?
It only shows its hands.
It only shows its hands a little, but it's ten zeros.
And it also shows the cuteness of a cat.
It's a very good photo.
It's more like "look at the cat" than "look at me".
There's a cat show, and it won.
So, I tweeted "congratulations" about it.
That's wonderful!
I really love cats!
You are wonderful!
I love cats!
What does Director Soh think of this?
Mr. Oshima's cat's head stinks!
Should I put it in his bath tomorrow?
It's so cute!
The ratio is 3 to 7.
3 to 7.
It's exactly the opposite of what I said earlier.
The cat's head stinks!
Should I put it in his bath tomorrow?
It shows both its face and its kindness at the same time!
I see.
Because it stinks!
Next, let's check the two-shot photo of Mr. Komiyama and Ms. Ai.
And we have a terrible fact!
Wait!
Ms. Komiyama!
This ratio is one to nine!
Five family members are watching a movie, including Mr. Rion!
I'm not watching a movie!
You're not watching a movie!
Mr. Rion is watching a movie!
A human is looking at a camera and a dog is watching a movie, what does it mean?
Ms. Komiyama, we were originally going to investigate only this dog, but when we were investigating it, a terrible thing came out.
What! I really don't like it!
I was surprised, too!
Yes! Two-shot photo of Mr. Komiyama and Ms. Ai reveals a terrible behavior!
First of all, please look at this!
Does this look like you're taking a picture normally?
Yes, yes.
Huh? The location is strange.
Location...
That's right! When Mr. Komiyama and Ms. Ai take a picture, they always take a step back and make a small face!
That's right!
Is that so!
That's right!
They always stand back!
They stand back!
That's right!
They stand back a lot!
On the contrary, they stand back and push me like this!
What!
Isn't it just this?
There are other people, too! Here!
Yes, it's here!
This is what pirates do like this!
Komiyama's back step is here!
You may know it, but he brings a camera like this and does it like this!
Oh, no!
He does it like this!
It's strange!
Normally, it's like this, right?
Yes, yes, yes!
But he tries to fold it like this with one shot!
You're smart!
I'm not smart!
Okay, is this okay? Here you go!
See? See? See?
He's a senpai!
Next, here!
This is it! This is it!
It's cool!
That's terrible!
Takari-san's face when she's taking pictures without knowing anything!
That's terrible!
There are pictures of me in front of you, too.
Yeah, a lot in the middle of the night.
Even when I'm taking pictures of someone, I always step back.
Don't talk, Miki-chan.
No!
Miki-chan always steps back.
I don't have it!
You don't have it? You don't have it?
I took a picture of you!
It's true, but...
Komiyama-san takes pictures, but Miki-chan doesn't talk.
I don't have it! I don't have it!
You can have it. I have a lot of pictures, too. Don't worry, I'll talk!
I won't solve it!
Which side are you on?
Please solve it!
Are you mad at me? Tell me!
You're annoying!
You're not a man!
Next, Muramoto will check the answers of the preliminary survey from his own point of view!
You took the preliminary survey, didn't you?
Yes!
Here is the first survey.
Tell me your favorite entertainer and why you like them.
There are various entertainers, but...
There wasn't one, right?
Kato-san and Nakagake-san.
You don't want to be an ordinary entertainer.
You want to be a student-type manzai entertainer.
It's interesting.
What kind of manzai do you like, Nakagake-san?
It's not manzai, but...
I think it's interesting how you talk on the show.
That's a great point of view!
Why?
No, you're a manzai-oriented person.
For you, TV is...
TV is a promotion.
We're people who always do it on stage.
That's why we wanted you to do manzai because you like it.
You said "manzai" and started talking right away.
You said you like soccer players and said you like soccer videos.
Why do you say "soccer" or "hair style"?
Various entertainers wrote comments.
For "Kojima Mako-san", "big entertainer-san" and "please tell me the reason"
"Ebisu-san", "because you're always laughing"
But Ebisu-san is not an entertainer.
She's a mangaka.
She's a foreign fish who does entertainment and entertainer's field work.
That's a bad way of saying it.
A foreign fish.
I thought it was unexpected, but Ileama Anna-san wrote "Shinjuku Cowboy-san".
Yes, I like it a lot.
By the way, do you like Kanekiyo-san's jokes?
Yes.
Excuse me, Bishop-san.
Wait a minute.
You're embarrassed to do it, but Kanekiyo-san is usually embarrassed to do it.
You want to see it, don't you?
You don't know it, but you want to see it.
It's a little rough, but...
Do it for real.
Is it this way? Is it this way?
This way? This way?
This way?
It's unexpected.
It's usually like this.
Let's go with Kamo-san.
Kamo-san is Go Minagawa-san.
That's why it's unique, unique and interesting.
Let's have Go Minagawa-san do it.
I can't do it well, but...
Do your best. You can't laugh.
I want to see it again.
No, no, no.
It's embarrassing, isn't it?
If I do it alone one more time.
If we do it, let's say "te-te-te-te-te" and in the end,
let's say "un-choco-choco-choco-pi" and jump out.
Look, look, look, look at me.
Look at me.
One, two.
Te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te.
Choco-choco-choco-pi!
Cute!
Cute, cute!
After that,
Taniguchi-san!
Shimura-ken!
Shimura-ken-san!
This is the big name.
When I was young, I used to watch "Bakatono" and "Drifters" with my family, and I really admire them.
I wonder if you can imitate the world-famous Ken Shimura.
Have you seen him before?
No, I haven't.
Since you are here, you want to see him as a new MC, don't you?
I love this guy, Mr. Shimura.
Well, I'll step aside for a moment.
Please come forward.
It's your first time meeting him, isn't it?
It's difficult.
Are you ready?
Since you are a weird old man, weird old man.
Dafunda!
The second item of the preliminary survey is "If you have anything else, please note it down."
Well, Ms. Kashiwagi.
Yes.
The staff gave us a lot of likes.
We received a survey like a sample without such a nice thing.
What did you write?
Ms. Kashiwagi wrote this.
I hope the two bad boys, who were kind and loved, will also be kind to the new emcee.
She even took care of the previous emcee and said a word.
The staff said it all at once.
What position are you in?
Why?
It's good.
It was a good story just now.
There were also bad examples.
Both Takaishi and Taniguchi said, "If you have anything else, please note it down."
Ms. Kashiwagi wrote it.
She said, "Don't eat."
Don't write anything.
That's right.
Everyone in this place is watching.
I'm sorry.
The next one to be hungry is you guys' schedule!
I'm scared!
You don't like it, do you?
It was good! It was good!
A.K.A. Bingo!
That's it for the first half of the game!
Next week!
A new character is awakened with the acceleration of discrimination!
A.K.A. B-48's challenge, Hollywood-class horror suspense, "CLOSE BLOOD".
A mysterious transfer student, Maki has a black blood infection.
I kissed you so many times that my feelings for you disappeared...
Hey...
What if...
I took away your record?
What are you talking about?!
Hurry up and change!
"CLOSE BLOOD".
Starts July 23rd.
Why don't you do something as simple as this?
Are you in love with me?
"Documentary of AKB48 - The Reason for Our Existence" will be released this Friday.
At the concert of AKB48's 45th single selection election held in Niigata the other day,
NJT48 announced their major debut.
With such momentum, their first original song "MAX x 315".
Tonight, we will broadcast that live video.
If you go through the last tunnel, you will approach that beautiful city.
I believed that hope would come. I was about to be born. I want you to know everything.
Bringing home the most important person.
That night we met, we made a promise.
The future is always kinder than you think.
The scenery suddenly blurs.
When my dream comes true, those feelings overflow.
I want to tell you from my eyes.
I want to walk with you.
The future is always overflowing with those feelings.
I want to tell you from my eyes.
I want to walk with you.
After this, Jisoo's inferiority complex, "chirameesay".
Red means strong sexual desire.
It comes out, sexual desire!
Jisoo, Wooman's inferiority complex is even more heated up!
I think I'm all pink.
People with pink are often unstable.
Really?
The mask you put on your mouth...
The members' new characters are born from their own perspectives!
I'm curious about sexual desire.
Again?
"Naramo's delusion"!
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