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What happens when an idol produces an idol?
Out of over 300 members of the AKB48 group,
the best member will be selected and the ideal idol unit will be formed.
That is...
The members will produce the ideal idol unit.
"My Best Select Musician"!
The members who become producers will combine the ideal members
and create a new idol unit.
They produced all of them!
Watanabe, you were also chosen.
Since elementary school, I've loved idols.
I think I can create my own idol group.
That's what I've been thinking about.
I think it's a project that requires the producer's sense of humor.
It was a little fun, but...
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It's like the sun shining on the ground.
But here, a dark idol is born.
Yuria Kizaki produces the most negative idol in history, Ryun-nu.
Now, Yuria Kizaki has appeared.
I'm worried.
Are you okay?
She is the most negative idol in history.
Usually, idols are bright and cheerful.
When I heard that Yuria's smile has a shadow and that she is worried about something,
I wanted to produce an idol unit with a negative shadow like the moon.
Your unit name is "Ryun-nu". What does it mean?
In French, it means "moon".
I heard you are one of them.
No, I'm not.
Did you know about it?
I'm better at French than Japanese.
Shut up!
Only "Ryun-nu".
Now, Yuria Kizaki produces the most negative idol in history, Ryun-nu.
Who is it?
It's dark.
It's cute.
It's dark.
It's cute.
It's cute, but it's young.
It's dark.
Wait a minute. Are you two moshu?
Now, please introduce yourselves.
I'm sorry for being a top batter. I'm Mion.
Your voice is small, too.
I'm so sorry. I want to go home. I'm Rio.
These two were selected by Kizaki producer.
Mukaichi Mion, who pulls the next generation members with her bursting smile and full of energy performance,
and Rio Okawa, who attracts attention with her doll- like face and rich expression.
Why did you select these two, Kizaki?
"Handsome" is...
They like themselves, don't they?
Idols like themselves a little bit.
These two are so cute, but they don't think they are cute.
That's what I think.
What are you looking at?
Stop it. I have to go to the dentist.
Touching is prohibited.
Let's check what kind of idol they are.
Let's see.
First one.
If you can say a compliment, everyone will say it.
That's right.
Misato, say "You are cute" to Mion.
Mion, you are cute.
I'm sorry. I'm not cute because I'm an idol.
You said something very negative.
You said "thank you" with a smile, didn't you?
You didn't say "thank you", did you?
No, I didn't.
Really?
That's cute.
Your hair is beautiful.
This is the power of an iron.
You are like a dog.
I want to help you.
This is the most popular one.
That's right.
I want to help you.
Fans will say that.
I don't want to protect your back, so you don't have many fans.
That's true.
Let's move on.
"NEGATIVE POEM READING PARTY" is a popular event in Japan.
What does it mean?
In front of fans, you will read a negative poem you wrote.
I heard about it today.
I'm curious about it.
Mion will read a negative poem.
NEXT DOOR
Rio next to me is jealous of me.
My skin is rough and black.
My legs are too short.
I'm not an idol.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry...
Mion.
This is it!
She's so negative!
The fans are saying, "She's cute!"
I see, I see.
That's true. Kiyota just said, "That's not true!"
That's right.
You were all treasures when you were born!
That's not true!
Let's move on.
She never laughs in public!
That's not true!
Did you laugh even a millimeter just now?
No, I didn't.
When Mion actually injured her leg,
she didn't laugh for two months.
Three months? Is that possible?
Three months?
That's amazing.
I want you to make her laugh.
Izuta, please!
I want you to make her happy!
I want you to make her happy, Izuta!
Are you laughing?
Then I'll do my usual one-shot gag.
You do that all the time!
She does it all the time.
Where's the camera?
Ta-dah!
She laughed for a second!
Don't laugh!
She never laughs in public!
That's amazing.
"Negative Idol" Ryun-nu.
A special live performance based on an original song.
Do your best.
Just sing.
Do your best.
Just stand up.
Do your best.
Producers, please tell us the title of the song.
"Dousei" "Dousei"?
It's "negative".
"Negative Idol" Ryun-nu.
You're going to change your style, aren't you?
After all, I'm that girl's second best, aren't I?
Singing, dancing, talking...
After all, I can't do it.
Smiling, energetic, charming...
After all, I can't do it.
I'm not suitable for being an idol.
Thank you very much!
That's not true! You're suitable for it!
It makes me want to protect you.
That "de" from "izuta"
It also makes me want to protect you.
That's not true!
One of idols' weapons is their fans' charming singing voice.
An idol unit that has refined that weapon to the extreme has appeared.
Produced by Chiyori Nakanishi and sung by the strongest acapella idol unit Chiyori Nakanishi and Utaumas.
Let's welcome them! Chiyori Nakanishi and Utaumas!
Produced by Chiyori Nakanishi and sung by the strongest acapella idol unit Chiyori Nakanishi and Utaumas.
Please introduce yourselves.
Chiyori...
Nakanishi and Chiyori...
Utaumas...
Wait a minute.
I feel like you're the worst producer.
- Really? - Yes.
The members selected by Nakanishi producer are...
Miyu Omori, who has a powerful singing voice that you can't imagine just by looking at her,
and Team 8's Erina Oda, who surprised everyone with her amazing singing ability.
I think these two are the best singers in acapella and bingo so far.
I feel sorry for mixing up with these two, so I'll go with Chiyori Nakanishi and Utaumas.
That's kind of lame.
Lame?
- Lame. - Chiyori Nakanishi and Utaumas are good?
Chiyori is like the main singer.
- No, no, it's not like that, but I'm sorry. - It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
- That's right. - I understand.
I understand.
Um...
Gyuri hasn't laughed even for a second yet.
- That's right. - That's amazing.
Now, let's see what kind of idol Chiyori Nakanishi and Utaumas are!
- Now, let's see. - Yes!
- In a TV show... - Yes!
- You greet with a hamori! - Yes, of course!
- What does that mean? - No, our biggest charm is...
- the hamori! - Yes!
- So... - That's right.
- We've always decided to greet with a hamori as our absolute rule. - I see.
- So, for example, let's say you and Chiyori are staff... - Yes!
- Would you like to say something? - Yes, I'd like you to greet me.
Oh! Good morning, everyone!
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- Good luck with recording! - I'll do my best!
- What do you want me to give you? - Curry rice from a soba restaurant!
- Hey, wait a minute! You're only singing "sue"! - Please don't say unnecessary things!
- That's enough! You've only sung "sue" before! - I know, I know!
- I'll be back soon! - What do you do in the heat? - Straight ahead!
- Hey, Ryuichi, are you still laughing?! - I'm not laughing at all!
- Now, it's time for "Acapella Special Live" with Chiyori Nakanishi and Utaumas!
- What are we covering today? - Well, we're covering "miracles" by Green-san, who we usually cover.
- We're focusing on "color" today. - When you say "cover", what kind of part do you mean?
- "Newpon" is higher, and "odachan" is lower. - What?!
- So, I'll be singing the main melody. - What?!
- You're doing it for yourself! - You're doing it for yourself!
- Now, it's time for "Acapella Special Live" with Chiyori Nakanishi and Utaumas!
- Here we go! - One, two, three...
Even now, I love you like this
But I can't put it into words
If our encounter were just a coincidence, if it were fate,
it would be a miracle for me to meet you.
I want to walk side by side with you and shape eternal love
and always want to smile by your side.
Ah, it's not enough to say "I love you"
but at least let me say "I'm happy"
How annoying!
Today's Japan is in the middle of idol warring era.
On such a battlefield,
idol groups from all over the world have come to participate in the battle!
Kitahara Lie Produce, the only cult idol group from outer space, Saint Cosmo!
Thank you for coming, Kitahara Produce!
Thank you for having me!
What do you mean by "cult unit"?
We're in the middle of idol warring era.
There are so many idols out there.
We can't stand in front of them because of our individuality.
So we're going to show off our individuality.
Which cult idol group is more popular?
I heard that their goods are selling well in billboards.
Let's go back to the rich ones.
Kitahara Lie Produce, cult idol group from outer space, Saint Cosmo!
- Wow! - I can't see it!
- Wow! - It's amazing!
- Wow! - What is it?
- I didn't know it was of this quality. - Yeah.
- Everyone, please introduce yourselves!
- Sahor...
- Nanatas...
- Tomris...
- We have come from far away in space.
- We are all human-ghosts!
- Sahor...
- I felt like you weren't in sync at the end.
- I feel like I'm giving birth to a child.
- These three have been selected by Producer Kitahara.
- Sahor, who usually has a lively personality,
- Nanatas, who is serious about everything.
And cool and beautiful Tom, who is gaining attention now.
All three of them have a bit of a dissonant feeling.
Their back and style are the same.
When I wore this outfit, I felt a sense of unity between the three of them.
You're not being forced to do this because you're seniors, are you?
That's not the case.
Thank you.
You don't like Nanatas or anything like that, do you?
Danger.
Danger of falling in love.
Stop it, Sata-san!
What is this?
This core turns on when they sense danger.
You pushed it yourself!
It stopped. I'm fine.
That was close!
That was close.
Let's check out what kind of idol Saint Cosmo is!
First up...
From the 11th planet in the galaxy, Cosmostar,
he has come to Earth in search of a girlfriend.
However, his gender is unknown.
What's going on?
His gender is unknown means that he wants to gain popularity from both men and women
by giving women the possibility of becoming lovers.
I have a question.
Do these three have feelings?
Do you fall in love in order to learn about feelings?
Then you don't have feelings.
Can you love without feelings?
I'm sorry, I'm not asking you. I'm asking you all.
I'm aiming for coexistence with Earthlings.
That's deep.
Nanatas is amazing!
Nanatas is good.
I don't think Tom is finished yet.
What made you happy recently?
Being able to come to Earth.
What is it?
You're a little crazy.
What is it?
See, it's sweet.
It's sweet.
It looks sweet.
If you sense danger, you can press the Core button.
That's it for the questions!
Stop it!
It's not useful at all!
Stop it!
Now, let's continue.
All three of you can use various superpowers!
This is amazing! What does love mean?
Yes, first of all, Sahol can make the person who shot with the Cosmo Gun fall in love.
I would like to show you in front of you.
Bi Chao!
It's been a while!
I don't know anything about UNO-D, but...
Sahol, do it!
Understood.
Really?
Cosmo Gun, fire!
Huh?
Do you like Iwatate-san?
Shut up!
It's not a superpower or anything like that!
Well, this is still a woman's speech.
Next, Tomris.
Tomris can read people's minds.
Okay, Tomris.
Can you read Sata-san's mind?
Yes.
Cosmo Telepathy!
I wonder if my wife will be gone for about a week.
I don't think so!
Wow!
I was the only one who got it right!
Can you read other members' minds?
Yes, I can.
Then read Izu-san's mind.
Cosmo Telepathy!
I like this outfit.
No, it's not like that!
It's not Izu-chan!
Why is this outfit only for Izu-chan?
Now, a special live performance by Saint Cosmo, who showed off his overwhelming personality!
Now, let's sing!
In Saint Cosmo, it's our Saint Cosmo!
Here we go!
Burning Sun!
A shining star, as much as my heart burns
I'll put it on my passionate love
Napolitanata Stomliss
Three stars of love
We are galaxy idols
Saint Cosmo
It's kind of good
Right?
How about you?
I'd like to join, too.
Here?
Yes, I've been thinking about it from the beginning.
It's good.
I thought it was good.
How about you, Izusa?
Um...
Please!
I knew it!
After this, we'll show you the music video of director Takahashi Minami's last single!
The first single of SK48's first unit, Love Crescent, has been released!
Enjoy Matsui Jurina and Fresh members' singing!
Also, H.K.D.48's sixth single and seventh collaboration, "Sheka La Shika", has been released today!
It's a refreshing dance rock number!
A.K.A.V.48's 42nd single, "Kuchibiru ni Be My Baby", has been released on December 9th!
This is Takahashi Minami's last single, which marks his graduation in December!
Please watch plenty of that music video tonight!
Let's do an image!
Come on, on my lips
Be my baby
Wind of winter sky turns
On time, bus approaches
In slow motion, I'm at home in L.A.
With my phone in my pocket
The door opens and in order
One step, someone gets in
Pull me closer and let's kiss like we're tying
I love you so much, but I can't do it anymore
Let's do an image, now on your lips, be my baby
Kiss and kiss, from my right shoulder
Kiss and kiss, even if my head gets wet
Kiss and kiss, your earphone is burning
Kiss and kiss, for the two of us
It's an ultimate love
The studio is excited. Let's look forward to next week.