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Once you're out, it gets crazy! A survival game betting your idol life on it!
"Crazy Dodgeball"!
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Rei Takairi!
Hello!
Well then, please explain the rules of "Riseman"!
The rules are the same as normal dodgeball.
But once you're out, it gets crazy!
Oh, and by the way...
Ta-dah!
"Tears of Idols" documentary of SKE48 that shows everything about us, SKE48, is now on sale!
Everyone, please watch it!
By the way, me too, but...
I'm going to SKE48 National Tour 47's wonderful location to meet everyone around the country, so please come and visit us!
With that said, everyone...
Please do your best!
Hey, you! You're taking too long to announce it!
Now, it's time for "Crazy Dodgeball"!
Now, this time it's Team Takahashi and Team Oshima!
Again, you two are unreliable...
No, not at all!
You're here early!
What's wrong?
I'm not okay.
You're totally fine. What's wrong?
You're really united today, aren't you?
You're already thinking of a strategy, aren't you?
Right?
Is everyone okay?
Let's do our best!
Huh? The temperature...
Isn't the temperature difference crazy?
Are you okay?
No, we're fine too.
Oh, really?
There's no problem at all?
Then, let's go.
Okay.
Alright!
She's laughing!
What's that?
I'm not going to lose!
But Kiyo, you're a young member.
How can you be so unstable?
I'm worried about you.
Have you ever seen this before?
Of course.
I don't know why you said it twice.
Of course.
You're a pain in the neck.
Is there anyone here for the first time?
Yes.
Sasaki!
It's your first time, Sasaki!
That's right!
Your dad came to see you.
That's right!
Did your dad tell you what you're going to do today?
He hasn't told me yet.
But I put in my heart the words that my dad said in the recording.
You're very serious.
I'm serious!
"Muchaburi Dodgeball" isn't like that!
"Muchaburi Dodgeball" begins now!
Here's the first "muchaburi"!
What is it?
It's "gourmet answer"!
Gourmet answer
The members who are out of the game will wear eye masks and eat whatever is put in their mouths!
Muchaburi Dodgeball
"Muchaburi Dodgeball" begins now!
Get ready!
First is the "jump ball"!
Captain Oshima's sudden high-speed ball!
Oh, it's Gaia and Shinozaki!
SK is shaking!
It's "gourmet answer"!
And now, "gourmet answer" is getting excited!
Hey, you! You've got a lot of stuff on you!
You've got a lot of stuff on you!
Sit down, you!
gourmet answer
It's "muchaburi" time!
First, we'll put on our eye masks!
Hey, you're not eating properly!
You're not eating properly, you know!
Well, you know, I only have an image of an apple in my mind.
In this state, I'd like you to guess what kind of food you put in your mouth and its taste and texture!
Well, here's what you're going to eat this time!
Hey, wait a minute!
Are you telling me to say that? Is it true?
Can you eat it alive?
You can do it!
Shall we bite it?
You can't drop it! You can't drop it!
What's with this picture? What's with this picture?
Well, shall we bite it and say it?
You can do it! You can do it!
Well, let's have you answer, old man!
What is the food you just ate?!
Something that grows in a river...
Something that grows in a river... something fried in oil?
What kind of creature is it?
What is it?!
Shrimp crackers!
What's so funny about you eating that?!
What's so funny about you eating shrimp crackers?!
Well, please take off your eye masks!
What?! What?! What?!
I didn't do it! I didn't do it!
Hey!
I didn't do it! I didn't do it!
You put it in your mouth like this!
That's right!
Do you know what this is?
Ancient thing!
And then?
Why do you look like you want to eat it?
Really?
Yes!
I'm a little interested in it!
That's amazing!
Try eating the head!
Should I eat the head here?
Yes!
Oh, it's crispy!
She's in panic!
First of all, Takahashi's team is one out!
Now, the next crazy thing is...
Snidey Goal!
Now, I will explain this crazy thing later!
First of all, Komiyama!
Now, out is Fruata!
Oh, what was that?
It's Fruata!
It's impossible to make up for it!
Now, let me explain the rules of "Tsunaide Go"!
It's a game in which you connect toy trains and rails and proceed from start to finish!
However...
There are six types of rails!
If you don't combine them well without putting pressure on them, you won't be able to reach the finish line!
By the way, if you can't reach the finish line by train, there will be a harsh punishment waiting for you!
Wait a minute! Isn't this already a punishment?
No, it's not! This is still a life-saving chance!
It's a life-saving chance?
It's a life-saving chance!
Are you confident?
Confidence... I mean, I'm already 20 years old.
Even if I play like this, it's still more than ten years ago!
But you've done it before!
I have a younger brother, so...
I see, I see!
I've done it at home, but...
Men and girls will definitely go through it at least once, right?
That's right!
Now, are you ready?
Ready!
Start!
Go!
Now, the train is departing!
If you don't choose the rails well, you won't reach the finish line!
The finish line is on the right!
Now, there's not much time left!
Oh no! They found the left curve that approaches the finish line!
They want the right curve!
But it's hard to find it!
They finally get it!
They're definitely approaching the finish line!
However, fine-tuning from here is important!
Now, the train is right in front of them!
Will they make it in time?!
Oh no! They've moved away from the finish line!
And now!
The train is moving out of the rails!
Why?!
Just a little more!
The finish line is straight!
What?!
Because the finish line is straight!
You can't go there!
Bonnise connects the rails in the opposite direction just before the finish line!
In the end, they can't recover and the train leaves the course and ends up in a game set!
And with that...
In Iwato, we have this Dassenburi-chao!
Here we go!
If you're good at it, you can eat it!
How is it in Iwato?!
Oh, it's bitter!
Can you see it?
Now, both teams have the same score!
The next reckless act is...
This one!
Impromptu swimming!
More details later!
Anyway, let's go!
Now, Oshiba, you little brat!
That's an impromptu!
Show idol Iwatate is back!
Once again, Oshiba!
Iwatate's goal is well avoided!
Now, Oshiba's team is completely in control of the game!
Oh, an escape!
Taniga catches it well!
Age K.T. Kojima hasn't lost yet!
It's a nice game of co-play!
The ball goes to Takahashi's team!
Oh, Oshiba missed it!
Kojima's goal!
I didn't hit it!
You're a dreamer!
I caught it and threw it right away!
You caught it and threw it right away!
Now, let's check it with the video!
The ball from Gaia Kaamoto...
...does look like it's in Oshiba's hands, but...
...Oshiba took the ball and threw it right away!
What will be Reinsman's judgment for this attack?
Reinsman, I'm watching you!
Hey, Reinsman!
He said you didn't hit it!
I hit the ball perfectly, but he said I didn't hit it?!
You didn't hit it.
Scary! Japanese people are scary!
Jason is doing it with passion!
Scary! Scary!
So, how did it actually go?
Out!
I knew it! I knew it!
I knew it!
Now, for the new movie!
"Bob's School" in New York!
We're going to give you a sound effect, and you're going to do the moves and poses that go with the sound immediately!
What happens if the sound and your moves and facial expressions don't match?
You'll slide like crazy!
Think about it in three days.
Here we go!
First up is this!
Three, two, one...
This is what he's laughing about!
Is this something you do at home?
Nice!
Right?!
Nice!
That's enough!
Let's go!
The second sound effect is...
This is the next sound effect!
There's a lot of them!
Three, two, one...
This is what I'm talking about!
Three, two, one...
Once you miss it, it's a booyah!
That's a lot of flying!
That's funny!
Let's call for a reunion!
With Captain Oshima out, Team Takahashi has a lead of one point!
Next up is...
Double eye glasses!
Those who are out will have to challenge something with double eye glasses and one-piece glasses!
Ready...
The ball is from Nishino!
Oh no, Muto!
Out!
Nishino threw the ball early on and it hit Muto's ankle!
This is embarrassing!
That was a really lame way of hitting it!
It's fast and lame!
Now it's time for the sports day!
Muto will now put on his double eye glasses and challenge a 10-meter course!
This course is easy if you just run normally, but...
When he puts on his double eye glasses...
Now that you've put on your double eye glasses, how does Muto look like right now?
Everyone's faces look really big!
Muto's vision is...
Like this!
With his normal double eye glasses that you can only see with six...
In a situation where he can't catch his perspective, how will he run?
Now that you've put on your double eye glasses...
Let's try and clear this 10-meter course!
Are you ready? Ready...
Start!
That's right! He's running with a bit of caution!
Oh no! He's opened his legs wide in the middle of nowhere!
What's that?
Alright, Muto!
Muto can't get a sense of distance!
He hasn't reached it yet!
Just now! Somehow he's cleared the first bar!
Now, for the second one...
Oh my! He did it in one go!
All that's left is to cut the goal tape!
But Muto...
He can't see the goal tape!
There it is!
Just now, it's a goal!
But...
Muto, high-touch!
High-touch!
No, high-touch!
No, no, no! Muto!
You scored a goal, so high-touch!
No, no, no! Muto!
High-touch! Yeah!
He can't high-touch!
High-touch!
Muto?!
Are you kidding me?!
I'm not kidding you!
High-touch! High-touch! High-touch!
Where are you going?!
OK, Muto, take a look!
This is hard...
Huh?
See?
With this, both teams scored a goal!
The next unreasonable goal is...
Unreasonable translation!
More details later.
Let's start.
Ready!
First, Captain Takahashi!
The ball is thrown to the outside!
And the goal is...
Nishinori Green's hit!
Nishinori Green's goal!
It didn't hit! It didn't hit!
No, it didn't!
It didn't hit!
Linesman is watching you.
She says it didn't hit!
It didn't hit!
I saw it with my own eyes!
I'm an experienced figure skater and I'll say it clearly!
It didn't hit!
I'm sure it hit!
In-out!
I said it like "in-about"!
Out!
What is "unreasonable translation"?
The rule is very simple, Nishinori.
A person will appear in the video now.
If you can translate what the person is saying, it's OK.
If you make a mistake, you will be punished.
Are you confident?
Confidence...
It depends on what kind of person he is.
I see!
The person is Japanese.
Then it's easy!
Because I'm Japanese!
I can do it!
Hello, I'm Genichiro Tenryu.
Mr. Pro-wrestling Genichiro Tenryu, who announced his retirement this year!
I can't do it!
If you ask Tenryu about his image of AKB48...
How do you say it?
During the East Asia election or something like that...
While listening to various programs...
While changing the members...
That's how it was produced, wasn't it?
What? What? What?
No, no.
No? Oh, I see.
Now, please translate what Tenryu is about to say!
I love you so much!
What? What? What?
Hey, Nishino!
What? What? What?
What was Tenryu saying?
What? What? What?
What? Is this Japanese?
What?
One more time!
Charles Syves!
One more time?
One more time, okay?
What did you just say?
Listen carefully!
Is it something strange?
Now, for Nishino's sake, one more time!
What is Tenryu saying?
I love you so much!
What?
What? What? What?
What?
Is there anyone who can answer this?
What?
But... I love you...
I love you...
Now, please translate what Tenryu is about to say!
I love you so much!
What? What? What?
I love you...
Nishino's translation failed!
Now, please watch the correct video with subtitles!
Sensei, can you tell?
Today in the morning, Nogizaka 46's 13th single "Ima Hanashitai Dareka Ga Iru" is on sale! Please listen to it!
In addition, the title of the latest album of akb48 has been decided!
Between 0 and 1, it is the strongest best album celebrating its 10th anniversary! Look forward to it!
Tonight, akb48's latest single "halloween night" released in September will be released as akb's special member version!
Please enjoy the cute images!
Looking for you, a dubious party, a love monster that dances the night away
Halloween night, min night, boogie night, pumpkins are inviting
Come on, clap your hands, touch your appearance, have a once-a-year caribal
Free ghosts only for today, Halloween night
Happy? Happy? Halloween now!
At dawn, we're the only ones kissing.
Love is always a strong gravity.
H-L-L-O-W-E-N
Dream of dream!
Halloween night!
Come on, dance!
I don't need words.
Let's forget about unpleasant things.
Once a year at carnival.
Only today, we're free monsters.
Halloween night!
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A little later, Tenryu announced the correct pronunciation!
Sorry for the wait!
Now we will hear what Tenryu said, subtitled in Japanese!
Amoro amor now on sale
So, the correct answer is "Now On Sale", Amuro Nanie's album.
I don't know!
Sata...
Yes?
Liar!
Tenryu, do you have anything you want to say?
Well... I'll go and teach him Japanese.
Let's do our best!
This time, white team won by 3-2!
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