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If AKB were your girlfriend...
I'm going to make it a little stronger.
I'm embarrassed.
What kind of home-cooked meals will you make for me?
But she's trying to say it.
Because my love is in it, too.
A project to make such fans' dreams come true.
That is...
"My Girlfriend is AKB's Delusion Kitchen"!
Who is AKB's dream boyfriend who will make home- cooked meals for AKB members?
She is our guest today. Please come in!
I don't know what life has in store for me.
That's why you have such a nice voice!
Her boyfriend is Saito, who is currently dating a rumored girlfriend.
Your voice is too loud.
Don't be surprised by your voice.
You have a pin microphone.
I wish I had a pin microphone here.
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This time, you will be AKB's delusional boyfriend.
What do you think of your rumored girlfriend?
Does she cook for you?
She is very good at cooking.
Her favorite food is sweet potato nickel candy.
Sweet potato nickel candy?
That's hilarious!
Don't worry! The recording is still long!
AKB members get tired of this.
They might get tired of it in the middle of the show.
Even if it's a solo show, I get tired of it in the middle of it.
I'm used to it.
Now, let's have Saito, who plays a boyfriend, visit the members' house!
Saito, you are playing with your girlfriend for the first time.
As a boyfriend, you should enjoy your love life!
Leave it to me!
I can do it! I can do it!
Who is the first girlfriend?
(door bell)
Shinji! Welcome!
You were far from the station, weren't you?
Sorry, was it hot?
The first girlfriend is a so-called "sexy" and "refreshing" 13-year-old Ayana Shinozaki!
Who is the second girlfriend?
(door bell)
Yes!
Shinji, you're late!
But I'm happy you came! Come in!
The second girlfriend is an energetic girl, Miki Nishino!
She's only blinking.
Are you okay?
First of all, let's enjoy Ayana Shinozaki's boyfriend!
Let's start delusional!
Welcome!
You have two umbrellas.
I'm really excited for a man to come to my house.
I'm nervous.
I'm also nervous about coming to your house.
Really?
Of course!
Would you like some tea?
Yes!
Would you like coffee or tea?
It's not about what you drink, it's about who you drink with.
Then, I'll have some black tea!
Okay, I'll bring some black tea!
Wow, a woman's house is great.
Oh, there's a painting too!
It's not a painting.
Huh?
Wait...
This is...
Hey, no!
Huh?
No, no, no!
Your picture?
I forgot to clean up because Shinji was coming!
Huh?
Your picture is cute too!
Really?
Well, the real thing is the best!
Is the real thing cuter?
It's like cheap American comedy!
Thank you!
I'm embarrassed! Don't look at me!
Then, can I ask you for one thing?
What?
Can you do the same pose as in the picture?
Huh?!
Please!
I'm embarrassed!
It's okay!
It's only you, Shinji!
It's special!
Really?!
Yeah!
Then, which one do you like?
Then...
Um...
The bottom left one?
This one?
Yeah!
Got it!
Hahaha!
It's cute!
Hahaha!
It's really cute!
I'm embarrassed!
It's like a play!
Can I take a picture of you?
A picture?!
Yeah!
I'm embarrassed, but it's special!
It's only me!
I'll treasure your picture, okay?!
Wow!
Ah, it's cute!
Do you want me to take another one?!
No, it's okay!
Are you two ready?!
But what do you think about this kind of boyfriend?
I'm sorry...
Shinji, I don't like it...
Yamada can't do it...
Hahaha!
You may not like it at first,
but you can't stop doing it later.
Hahaha!
That's the worst!
Yeah!
For such a boyfriend,
what does Ayana Shinozaki cook?!
Hey!
What are you going to cook for me today?
Um...
I'm going to make Shinji's favorite meat potato and miso soup!
Hahaha!
Meat potato?!
Yeah!
Sounds good!
Yeah!
It will appeal to Shinji's femininity!
I love it!
Me too!
You like potatoes, don't you?!
Yeah, I love it! Um... Satoimo's Nikonokashi!
No, no, no! I can still eat it!
No, you can't!
Now, let's enjoy Nishino Miki's boyfriend!
Let's start the delusion!
Hey! Can I come up?
Of course! Come in, come in!
Yes! Shut up!
Welcome to Nishino Prefecture!
Yes, welcome!
Shinji Prefecture is interesting!
One by one... It's interesting? That's what you do for a living, isn't it?!
Huh?! So this is what Nishino-san's room looks like!
Hey, that's not it!
Huh?!
Since you're my boyfriend, call me "Miki"!
Cute!
I got it!
Hey, hey, hey! Miki!
I haven't called you yet!
Huh?!
Hey, hey, hey! You know, I've been into perfume lately...
Really?!
Look, it's full of them!
Wow!
What are these glasses?!
Hey, these are amazing! I fell in love with them at first sight and bought them!
Really?!
Then...hey, Miki...close your eyes!
Huh?!
Cute!
They're cute, aren't they?!
You can open your eyes.
Hey, that's like Harry Potter!
Don't say things like that!
Well, what do you think?
Nishino is going to show us a different Nishino than usual.
What do you think, Iwata?
Well, I don't know about you, Miki...
Usually in AKB, you work hard on your own.
I think it's interesting.
But Miki's expression is different from usual.
As a senior, I can't help but think she's cute.
What will Nishino, who is in love mode, cook for her boyfriend?!
Hey, what are you going to cook for me today?
Today... I'm going to make fried chicken!
You like fried chicken, don't you?!
Of course!
I hate fried chicken!
What's wrong?
This way, please.
Thank you.
It looks delicious.
Eat it until your stomach explodes!
Okay! I'll eat it until my stomach explodes!
Yes! Promise me you'll eat it!
I promise!
What do you think, Saito?
Well, for fried chicken...
For example, there are a lot of Shinkansen trains.
At those times, I always buy fried chicken at the station and eat it on the Shinkansen.
I love it!
I love it so much!
I always eat it!
Now, finally!
Let's have these two girls cook for their boyfriends!
Now, let the cooking begin!
Now, let's put in the ingredients!
Kinji's favorite, potatoes!
Shinzaki's favorite is potatoes.
Well, among these ingredients...
Are there any of you who can make meat and potatoes?
I can make it!
Really?!
That's not true!
You're lying!
I'm lying!
I keep getting told that for the rest of my life!
Was it that important?
No, I can make meat and potatoes well!
Well, then...
Hey! Hey! Hey!
What's up?
I want my fried chicken to be healthy, so I put garlic in it!
You put a lot of garlic in it?
I put a lot of garlic in it!
I'm glad you put a lot of garlic in it!
By the way, is the smell okay? You smell pretty bad.
But it's okay! I'll eat it, too! Even if you kiss me, it's okay!
What?
I'll put it in!
Oh, yeah, you don't enjoy the effect.
You want me to go to the next step, don't you?
Yes, yes, yes!
Well, I'm just looking at the carrots, but I can see that the cooking is going well so far.
I'm peeling the carrots.
Oh, you're going to do that in detail!
I'm not sure if you'll like it.
Isn't it cute?
Hey! Hey!
What's up?
I'm going to make an omelet that's perfect for fried chicken!
It's perfect!
The omelet I make at home is sweet!
Oh, I see!
So I add a little sugar and milk!
But you like sweets, so you're still a kid!
No, I'm not!
Yeah, you are!
I'm going to add sugar now, but I'm going to add a lot!
Oh, really?
Yes, I like it sweeter!
Wow, it looks sweet!
Well, if you're going out with your boyfriend, you might want to be ridiculed from above.
Then you can say it from above, too.
Oh, I see!
Hey, is that enough milk for you?
I told you it's okay!
Oh, I'm sorry!
It's no good!
Hey! Hey!
Shiozaki's "hey, hey" button is on!
Look!
What's up?
I finished cutting the vegetables.
I'm not going to boil them normally.
I'm going to microwave them first!
That way, you can save time and prevent meat from falling apart.
Wow!
But you know a lot about cooking!
I do!
If I could, I'd like to see you cook for a long time!
Wow, what was that?!
What was that supposed to be?!
Yeah... I'm going to cheat you!
Not yet! Not yet!
I'm going to roll up the eggs now!
Oh!
I think it's a little raw!
But isn't this the hardest part?
Is it okay?
It's okay!
Really?
Maybe!
Let's take a look!
Look!
Oh, beautiful! Beautiful! Beautiful!
See? See? See? I told you I could do it!
Wow! Wow!
Look!
Oh, it's good! It's good!
Wow!
So, if you marry me, you can eat this every day!
No, I can't eat it every day!
Why not?!
I'll eat it!
Thank goodness!
Hey, hey!
What's up, Ayana?!
Today, I'm going to make salt and pepper meat and potato salad!
Salt and pepper meat and potato salad?!
That's right!
And for a secret ingredient, I'm going to add this yuzu pepper!
Yuzu pepper?!
Yuzu pepper with meat and potato salad?!
Wait a minute! Why did you make it salt and pepper?!
Well, you know, Shinji is tired from work, right?!
So I wanted you to eat something refreshing and nutritious!
Really?!
Yeah!
You really care about me!
That's right! I love you!
But you know, sometimes you can rely on me, too!
Really?!
Yeah!
Thank you!
You really care about me!
But, you know, what Kaito just said, "sometimes you can rely on me",
is what Shirozaki wants her boyfriend to say!
Oh, I see!
I see!
I'll do my best!
Shirozaki is really sexy when she's cooking!
She's like an older woman who embraces me!
I can feel her kindness!
I can't wait! I want to hug her from behind!
Yeah!
I want to do it!
I want you to hug me from behind, too!
You want me to hug you?!
Yeah!
If only we didn't have cameras!
Shirozaki wants Shirozaki to protect her!
That's important!
What's wrong?!
I'm going to fry you now!
Really?!
Here I go!
Be careful!
Yeah!
Nice temperature, isn't it?!
It's dark!
Yeah!
What's wrong?!
Something flew!
Yeah, it's oil!
That's right!
But I like it when you're scared like that!
You're embarrassing me!
Am I embarrassing you?!
Because you've never told me this before?!
No, I haven't!
Then I'll tell you for the first time!
Thank you!
What's up, Ayana?!
I'm going to make miso soup with meat and potatoes.
What kind of ingredients do you want for miso soup?
For miso soup...
I want something simple like tofu or miso soup...
Ah, like tofu or wakame seaweed!
Really?!
Wow, look!
Tofu and wakame seaweed!
Wow!
Is this really a coincidence?!
I really didn't know about this!
Yeah!
Am I the winner?!
It's still early!
This looks good!
This looks good, Nishi!
This looks really good!
Yeah!
Here I go!
Yeah!
Huh?!
Is that it?!
Ah!
I see!
Huh?!
Hey!
Which one is funnier?!
Ah! Ta-dah!
You put it all in one plate and do it for me!
That's right! And look! The important fried chicken!
Look! I see!
If you drop it like this, it's going to be a problem!
Yes!
And the omelet!
The omelet is... Ah! There!
I see!
You put it all together...
Wow!
Amazing!
Look!
It's done!
Oh!
Ta-dah!
Wow!
This is amazing!
It looks good!
How is it?! It looks really good!
It looks really good, doesn't it?!
It looks good!
Now, for the meat and potatoes...
Ayano, what's up?!
I'm going to do the drop-over now!
Huh?!
Drop-over?!
That's right!
I'm going to do the drop-over using aluminum foil...
Yes!
I'm going to do it like this until there's no water left...
Wow!
Isn't it amazing?!
I can do drop-over!
Yes!
Is it amazing?!
Well... well... isn't it amazing?!
Can you praise me a little more?!
Hahaha!
Ayano Fukureta is cute, too!
Hahaha!
Are you mad?!
I hate this couple!
Hahaha!
That's mean!
Wow! It looks good!
It looks really good!
Wow!
This...
It's not brown, is it?!
This is...
It's my first time seeing this pattern!
Yes!
You put it on here...
Wow!
It's done!
Wow!
It looks delicious!
It looks delicious with green in it, too!
Shinozaki Ayana showed various techniques, such as flower-shaped vegetables and dropping pigs.
And Nishi no Miki, who challenged difficult fried food and grasped her feelings with all her might!
What is the taste of the first homemade dish she made for her boyfriend?
Let's start with Shinozaki's dish!
Ayana's refreshing...
It's meat potato with green onion and salt sauce!
Wow!
It looks delicious!
This is Ayana's refreshing meat potato with green onion and salt sauce, which Shinozaki Ayana made for her boyfriend!
What is the taste of it?
It's a little soft.
No, I like soft food, so it's okay.
Huh?
What? Which one?
It's delicious!
Really? I was surprised!
I thought it wouldn't be delicious.
It's not sweet, it's a little salty.
But it's not too salty, and it's very easy to eat.
It's sour.
You said you like strong flavors, so I'm going to enjoy both flavors.
If you eat it with this, it will taste a little strong.
Shinozaki prepared a special sauce made from chicken broth, sesame oil and salt.
With this, you can enjoy another level of strong flavors.
It's delicious!
You did it!
It's delicious!
It's different.
It's delicious!
It tastes like a completely different meat and fish.
It's stronger than before, isn't it?
It matches my taste.
It's the best!
It's delicious!
Let's move on to Nishino's dish.
This is "Energy Up! Nishino's Special Fried Chicken with Fried Egg"!
Here you are!
This is "Nishino's Special Fried Chicken with Fried Egg" made by Nishino Miki for her boyfriend.
Nishino is particular about the order of eating.
Let's start with fried egg.
Okay.
It's like a sweet fried egg.
Yes, it's like a sweet fried egg.
It's delicious!
What?
It's so sweet!
You did it!
I knew it as soon as I ate it.
This is my favorite flavor.
I'm glad.
Do you want to try fried egg?
It's really delicious.
I'm sure it's delicious.
Wow.
Which is it?
It's very delicious.
It's so tender.
It doesn't smell like garlic.
But it's tender and has a strong taste.
It's perfect.
Wow.
It's really delicious.
I'm happy you like it, Nishi.
I'm glad you didn't say no.
It's delicious.
Now it's time to judge which dish is better.
Which one is more popular?
The final result will be revealed in the second half of the show!
French Kiss's last album "French Kiss" will be released next week, October 14th.
It's a compilation of the past five years.
And today's release!
NMB48's new single "Must Be Now"!
Here's the music video!
"Must Be Now" is a song by NMB48.
There is nothing to protect from scratch.
(Must Be Now) You gotta get (Must Be Now)
To that place (Must Be Now)
Yeah (Must Be Now)
You gotta get (Must Be Now)
Break through (Must Be Now)
Break through the walls (Someday)
You gotta get (Someday)
This path you believe in (Someday)
Yeah (Just a little)
You gotta get (Just a little)
Alone (Just a little)
You gotta get (Just a little)
That must be now
Must be now, I have to go, right now, to that place, yeah
Must be now, I have to go, or else I'll break the wall I've broken
Must be now, this road I believed in, yeah
♪Dance with me, you gotta dance with me♪
♪Alone, dance with me, I'll reach you♪
♪Dance with me now♪
Now, which one grabbed her boyfriend's heart?!
Shinozaki and Nishino made this special dish for their boyfriends!
What will the judges say?!
Now, which one?!
Shinozaki and Ayana!
That's right!
We did it!
What?!
I thought it was Nishino, but...
To be honest,
at a pretty high level,
when I thought about what to do with the scoring criteria,
it was like a new discovery for me,
and I was able to choose only based on that little feeling of mine.
But,
when it comes to dating,
the one I thought was really fun and lively
was Miki.
I'm really happy.
I'm really happy that I was able to win such a delicious fried chicken.
It was a close match, but...
That's right, it's frustrating!
Not only frustrating, but when you lose,
I thought it would be easier for you to follow me.
You thought that far?!
I thought that far!
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