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Once you're out, you're done for! A survival game betting your life on being an idol! "Muchaburu Dodgeball"!
Let's go, Rei!
Okay, Rei, please explain the rules!
The rules are the same as normal dodgeball. Once you're out, you're done for!
It's sudden, but we'll do a one-time joke!
Tottori-sakyu.
[Tottori-sakyu is a pun on "tottori-sakyu" and "tottori-sakyu" is "tottori-sakyu" in Japanese.]
Why are you looking at me like that?
- I don't know! - I don't know!
It's sudden, but we'll do a funny face!
Why are you looking at me like that?
Everyone, do your best!
- Okay, thank you! - You're cute!
- Okay, it's Captain's turn! - Okay.
- This is easy, right? - Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Huh? Is Mogi-san here again?
- Mogi-san! - Huh? Is she here?
In the past, Mogi hasn't been hit by anything crazy, so she hasn't been invited to this show before!
And last time, she was determined and wished for it, but...
She didn't get hit even once!
I really ran away.
I heard you were really depressed during your break.
This time, it's really a variety show.
- It's a variety show, so it's okay, right? - It's okay!
- And now, it's Team Akari's turn. - Yes!
I got hit in the waist by an island monster!
- It still hurts a little! - Island monster!
Well, it's more of an island monster than anything else, but...
But it's also a ball you can only get from a monster.
Yeah, it's a monster.
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The mercilessly crazy dodgeball begins!
Now, the first game will be...
Now, the first crazy one will be this one!
Crazy one, rubber!
For the members who are out, we will challenge a science experiment that may be helpful if you make an effort.
Ready!
Start with the jump ball!
Oops! It spilled and went to the white ball!
And the teammate, Sakaguchi, is out!
I got it!
Sakaguchi and Nagisa are the first to be selected for the AKB's latest single which will be released next month!
The ball hits the young man's expectations!
And...
He's crying!
Why?
He's crying!
Of course, even if he's crying, it's crazy one!
First of all, please watch this VTR of "crazy one, rubber!"
Please watch this VTR.
Then, please watch the light VTR of "something happens if you make an effort"!
What they prepared are a comb and a balloon!
And if you put a comb on a balloon which is swollen...
What?!
Why? Why?
It's not broken!
That's right! If you meet certain conditions, the balloon won't break!
As you can see, we will put a comb on it so that the balloon won't break!
Please do it!
Is it okay for us to watch that VTR?
By the way, you should think about it!
You watched that VTR, didn't you?
No, I don't remember that VTR!
Oh, I see! Do you want to watch it again?
No, no!
You don't have to watch it again!
Now, how will Sakaguchi avoid the balloon breaking?!
Did you decide it?
Did you decide it? Tell me!
I decided it!
You will put it there, right?!
The strategy is to put the comb slowly!
Okay! I hope it won't break!
Go for it!
Wow!
Don't cry!
Why are you crying?
Don't you like balloons?
Don't you like what you're told?
In fact, the point of this experiment is where you stick a skewer.
When you inflate a balloon, the mouth and navel part are not fully extended,
so if you stick a skewer there, the balloon will not break.
Then I'll give you warm milk and cookies later.
You're kind.
First of all, white team will lead.
Will red team catch up?
Here is "Mutaramu Chappeau".
Muon Restaurant!
We'll tell you more about it later.
Let's start the game.
Muon Restaurant
Ready!
They start with the red ball.
Wow! A monster strikes!
Shiba Inu!
A monster! A monster!
You missed it! You missed it!
You made a one-bound and you missed it!
I'm watching you!
You missed it! You missed it!
Is it out or safe?
I'll tell you.
You missed it!
Cute!
Out!
Cute!
It's time for dinner.
Look at this!
You did it!
This is Saga beef sirloin steak, 120g for 8,000 yen at Ginza Kira-san.
What are you going to do with this? I'm going to eat it all.
Of course you can't eat it all. Why not?
This restaurant has a rule that you have to eat it all.
If you eat it all, you will be punished.
Yes, with a high-performance microphone in front of the table, you can definitely pick up any small noise during eating.
Check the volume with the meter behind you.
If it exceeds 30 decibels, you will be out.
By the way, 30 decibels is a volume close to the sound of a clock's second hand.
Now, can Shimada eat this highest grade Saga beef without making any noise?
Let's get started!
You're disgusting.
Shimada monster wins by a landslide!
Next up is...
Next up is this!
What's in the drink?
For those of you who got it wrong, we'll have you try "what's in the box?" drink version.
Let's start with the white ball.
First, the ball goes to Gaia.
Oh, Shimada's fastball hits the skin!
Out!
Kawamoto is one of the next-generation members of KITAI.
He's one of the members chosen by Denden.
Will it be a landslide for the first time?
You'll have us try "what's in the box?" drink version of a variety game.
It's a scary game where you use a super long straw and guess what drink it is by sight and taste.
And the drink this time is...
This one right here.
What is it?!
Will Kawamoto and Saya be able to get a good reaction?!
The drink is coming up soon!
I'm going to drink it now.
Fail! Fail! Fail!
Vinegar! Black vinegar! Black vinegar!
Black vinegar!
Correct! Why don't you try it yourself?
Huh?! What?!
Huh?! I love plums!
You love plums, but why can't you drink it?
That's impossible! Someone try drinking it! I know for sure!
And then...
Then Sata-san should drink it, right?
No, I'm sorry, but have you seen "Onion"?
I've never seen it before!
From here, it gets even more intense!
Here's the "muchamuri"!
Here we go!
Now, for those of you who were out and didn't want to be Japan's number one,
we'd like you to try a "muchamuri"!
Now, the red ball!
Whoa, what's this?!
It's a "mogi"!
Nishino's powerful ball smashes the "mogi"!
Will she finally get a "muchamuri"?!
No, but, um...
I don't think you hit it, though...
I felt grateful, but...
You're greedy!
You were looking at Linesman, weren't you?
Oh, what's wrong?
What's wrong?
You know, people...
You're lying, Nishino!
Huh? Why?
Nishino...
You didn't hit it!
You hit it!
You didn't hit it!
You hit it!
You didn't hit it!
You hit it!
Out!
It's nostalgic, but...
I don't know what you said when you said "muchamuri" at first!
What?
I don't know!
Now, it's time for sumo wrestling!
Put something in a transparent bag and blow it.
The one who puts it in the other person's mouth wins sumo wrestling!
So, the opponent of sumo wrestling is...
Ryoka Oshima, who's next to me!
Huh?!
She's my opponent, so...
Would you like me to do it for you?
Yes!
And...
What will she put in the bag?!
It's this!
No way!
This is the fried cicada!
I'm happy, but I don't like cicada!
I don't like it!
Now, let's prepare the cicada!
I don't like it! I don't like it!
Now, are you ready?
Oh, no!
Now, "Ikizumo Harubasho" will open!
Oh, no!
I don't like it!
Now, open!
Cicada! Cicada! Cicada!
Drago wins!
Mogi, how does it taste?
Chew it! Chew it!
It's good.
How do you feel now?
It's really good.
I'm glad. I'm glad.
Mogi's first word was...
On March 26th, Team 8's first selection member will be announced!
Since I've been selected, I'll do my best!
The song is AKB48's 40th single, "Bokutachi wa Tatakanai", Type-C version, which will be released on May 20th!
"Soko de Konya Wa"...
"Kegareteiru Shinjitsu" by Yamada Nanami and Yaguchi Moka.
After this, AKB will go to JKT48 theater!
Today in the morning, Iwasa Misaki's 4th solo single "Hatsuzake" will be released.
Please support Iwasa, who is also active as a songwriter!
The complete selection of songs "request hour" dvd and blu-ray will be released on the 30th of this month.
The target song is the best song of the past, 1035 songs, and there is a lot of content!
This February, AKB and JKT's joint concert in Indonesia was a great success!
Both teams have deepened their bonds!
So...
AKBingo emergency project!
Here we are! AKBingo in Jakarta!
Jakarta is like Harajuku in Japan!
In front of Fx, a huge shopping mall in Sunayan,
the three will gather for a concert the next day!
Their goal is...
There is a JKT48 theater in this mall!
It's right there!
That's right! JKT48 theater visit!
In fact, there is a theater on the 4th floor of this huge shopping mall!
There, like AKB, concerts are held almost every day!
Ticket sales are as popular as 50 times!
In that concert...
A perfect mix!
Furthermore...
Japanese fans came out and it was so exciting!
Let's go to the theater!
Then...
I've been waiting for you!
These three people bought us a tour of the theater!
Three years ago, they moved from AKB to JKT!
Last year, they won first place in the first JKT selection election held last year!
JKT48 Team K-3 will be in the center!
The next ace candidate is the younger sister character, Yufia!
And...
Also in Team K-3, they have been selected for almost all singles since their birth!
The three of them are Fiennis!
It's so red, overall!
The color of JKT is red and white.
Red and white flag.
What's this?
Goods?
Yes, it's goods!
And so...
They're selling goods!
It's Team K's.
Isn't it stylish?
You can wear it with your clothes, right?
And so...
When Hirata came...
It's like...
I'm a fan of Hanshin!
How much is this wrist band?
The wrist band is...
480 yen.
It's cheap!
Isn't it cheap?
Is it this expensive?
Basically, goods are cheap, right?
That's right.
The CD is 400 yen.
What?!
Isn't it cheap?!
First, surprised by the goods...
They're finally going inside!
Wow!
Wall hanging photos!
Same as AKB48!
Just like AKB48 theater...
Each team has their own photos in the hallway!
Among them, which member caught their attention?
Isn't this Harumon's photo great?
Selfie!
I was here!
Oh, I see!
She's not here anymore, bye!
Bye!
She reminds me of Sayaka Akimoto when she was in her teens.
Every time I think she looks like Tam-chan.
She does!
She does, doesn't she?
Further inside the hallway...
AKB48 and J.K.T.'s single "Poster Square".
Wow!
A lot of people do the same song or get picked on.
It's a lot of fun, isn't it?
It is.
Also, in this square...
There's a high-touch meeting after the show.
There...
How is it?
I want Yuffie to say it.
This high-touch...
So, Yuffie does the high-touch meeting!
I love you!
You're so cute!
I want a hug and a kiss!
Furthermore, Fienni, who is said to be J.K.T.'s number one fisherman...
Does a handshake meeting!
Hello! Thank you for coming and handshaking with me!
How are you doing? I hope you're doing well!
Please come again! Thank you!
She's so cute!
The way she wraps herself up...
With everyone's excitement high...
Finally, inside the theater...
Ta-da!
Wow!
It's huge!
- How many people are in it? - About 350 people.
- Is it more than "Echemie" movie? - Wow! There are also pillars.
- That's right. One of the features of "Stay Catty" is pillars.
- "Echemie" also has two of them. - However, there is no pink tape. - No.
- Then, let's... - Music...
- On!
- Everyone in Japan, please come and see "Stay Catty" someday!
- After this, the second draft sponsor will shout "That Word"!
- The second AKB48 Group Draft Meeting will be held next month!
- This time, the sponsor shouted "I love you"! - Go ahead!
- I love you!
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Finally, her wish came true and she got beaten up. What do you feel now?
I ate a cicada, but I'm happy. I'm really happy.
I'm happy. I'm happy.
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