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Once you're out, you're in trouble!
A survival game for your idol life!
"Muchaburu Dodgeball"!
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Rei!
Okay, Raizman, please explain the rules!
Okay! I'm Team 8's Nagisa Sakaguchi of AKB48!
I'm Team 8's Rinne Okabe!
The rules are the same as normal dodgeball!
Once you're out, you're in trouble!
By the way, since I'm good at drawing,
I drew Shimada-san's profile picture!
Ta-da!
Wow, good job!
It's exactly like you!
Next, I have something I want to say to you!
Nakanishi-san!
There's no distinction between weird faces and happy faces!
No, no, no!
Please do your best!
Okay!
This time, it's Team Shimada and Team Nakanishi!
Team Shimada and Team Nakanishi!
Yes!
You've gotten a lot more experienced, haven't you?
I'm super experienced!
I'm in 9th place, but next up is Juri!
12th place!
I'm in 6th place!
Oh, you're in 5th place!
You're in 5th place!
Now, Mogi too. Yes, thank you.
Mogi, I'm counting on you. Yes.
You know what you're called for, right? I know.
Actually, Mogi, when she participated in this project in the past, she didn't get called for anything.
I wanted to do both of them seriously. Can I still do it at school?
As a result, her past of not being called for anything...
Today, I'd like to do my best in terms of variety.
14 people, including motivated Mogi and Team 8, will participate in this project.
Who will be the first one to be called for nothing?
The first one to be called for nothing is...
Gourmet Answer!
For the members who are out, they will wear eye masks and eat something they put in their mouths.
Jump ball, ready!
First, the jump ball.
Shimada is picking it up.
Oh, someone is struggling!
It's Nishino!
But luckily, the ball doesn't hit!
Is this a nice play as a result?
Shimada is holding the ball!
Nishino is aiming, but it missed!
Shimada's team is all aiming for Nishino!
Now, Takahashi is holding the ball!
Oh, this can't be avoided!
Oh, no! Nishino!
You didn't let your teammates see it!
Now, it's time to fire up!
Nishino!
First, put on your eye masks!
Oh, no!
Put on your eye masks!
In this state, I would like you to guess what you put in your mouth.
You can't say what's in it.
This time, Nishino will be eating...
this!
Today's menu is this!
And here, Kiyoto is...
Is this okay?
No, no, no!
Shut up, you!
Acetone!
Just lick it!
Can I just lick it?!
If you can hit something, you can just lick it!
Then I'll just lick it!
Please just lick it!
I'm not licking it!
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
What is it?!
Do you know what it is?!
If you're wrong, what is it?!
It tastes like paper!
Paper?!
Maybe it's not cardboard?
That's funny!
Is it cardboard?!
Please take a look at this!
Look!
Incorrect!
Yuzu, what is it?!
It's like a weird bug!
Red team's Nishino is out!
Now, what will happen next?!
We're waiting for your reactions!
For more details, come back later!
Next week!
The ball is in! Takahashi dodged it well!
Oh! Oshima, nice catch! And Komiyama's direct attack!
Komiyama's out!
Now, it's time for "Reaction Patience"!
Now it's time for "Reaction Patience"!
This "Reaction Patience" is...
To put it simply, it's called "mirroring".
Mirroring?
A new entertainer will appear...
And do a great joke!
If you can hold it in with no reaction until the end, you pass!
However!
If you laugh or show your teeth, something terrible will happen!
So please be careful!
Now, let me introduce you!
This popular entertainer is this person!
Anyway, I'm Akaru Yasumura! Nice to meet you!
Oh! Akaru!
Thank you!
Akaru!
Thank you!
Now, Yasumura-san, you're related to AKB, aren't you?
That's right! I really like AKB!
I used to go to their handshakes a lot!
Oh!
Three years ago, I went on this show called "The AKB Kid"!
I went to an audition and failed and couldn't leave!
Oh! You failed!
So I'm happy that I can finally leave!
Now, it's time for Komiyama...
To watch a great joke!
If you laugh or show your teeth...
You're out!
That's harsh!
Now, Yasumura-san, please show us the joke!
Okay!
Now, can Komiyama not laugh even when he sees a joke?!
In this world...
Depending on your movement and angle...
There are high-tailed poses that make you look like a zebra!
Today...
I'd like to show you a variety of zebra poses!
First, baseball!
Baseball pitchers also have poses that make you look like a zebra!
So, here's a baseball zebra pose!
Come on!
What are you doing?!
Don't worry! It's open!
Next up is sumo!
Let's see a good pose for sumo!
Come on!
What? There's something you can do in sumo?
Huh?
You're not doing it?!
Haruko!
What a combination!
What, what, what, what?!
Three...
Two...
One...
Go!
Wow!
Komiyama showed his teeth to Yasumura's bright pose!
Poor Kreamhaw's retainer!
You're so strong!
I can't breathe!
I'm jealous of you.
You should've been a baseball pitcher!
You still had a lot of time, but you're too fast!
I want to be a baseball player!
You came all the way here for me!
Can I do it?
Of course!
And with that...
Please!
Can I do it?
Next up...
AKB48's good pose!
What?!
There's a pose that looks good even in strict dance lessons!
Let's see a good pose for a dance lesson!
Come on!
Let's see a good pose for a heart placard!
Let's see a good pose for a heart placard! Come on!
Yes, yes, yes!
It's not in!
Don't worry!
It's in!
Thank goodness!
I didn't think the show would end like this!
Thank you very much!
Now, Ayase, would you like to say something?
But, how did you come up with this letter?
Actually, I saw something and got inspired.
Eh?
Here it is!
I saw an actor's cover of a photo book and thought, "This is it!"
So...
It's like this!
No, it's not like that at all!
It's not like that at all, Ayase!
That's already an insult to your eyebrows!
So, one day, I'd like to do this pose with my eyebrows again, but...
But, how did you come up with it?
No, it's like...
Each and every one of you looks like you're in a bad mood!
Don't worry!
I'm not in a bad mood!
The red team is out in two in a row!
Can they turn things around now?!
Rakuga!
More on that later!
Ready...
Now, they put the ball in!
First, they pass it to Gaia!
Oh, it's in!
But, it's an island!
Nice catch!
The red team is in trouble again!
Now, who are they aiming for?
It's an island!
They hand the ball over to Oshima!
Oh, it's in!
Green hit!
Oshima scored!
No, no, no!
What are you talking about?!
I didn't hit it!
Oh, you didn't hit it!
Sakaguchi!
I'm telling you, you didn't hit it!
No, I didn't!
I'm Sakaguchi, and I'm cheerful!
Don't worry, I'm wearing it!
No one was worried!
People were coming!
Everyone was coming!
People were coming!
And now, it's time for Rakugaki!
This time, your photos have been Rakugaoed by elementary school kids.
I'd like you to take a look at how it's done.
Here it is!
The ones who did Rakugao are these three elementary school kids who love AKB!
For example, Iwasaw, who was in 4th grade, did a Rakugao to Oada's face!
He used green boldly and transformed into a zombie!
Kawakami, who was in 5th grade, did a Rakugao to Team A and Sakaguchi!
For artworks like "raw beer" and "take a break," he boldly used his dad's words!
Karin, who was in 4th grade, did a Rakugao to Komiyama's face!
She did a fantasy-filled artwork like a clown!
And for Nakano, who was out this time, Iwasaw, who was in 4th grade, did...
Makeup artist Kiyoto did a 3D reenactment of his face!
Could it be...
Now, let's take a look at Iwasaw's Rakugao!
Please turn around. Here you go!
Now, Iwasaw will tell you the points of his Rakugao.
What I want you to look at in this Rakugao is...
His very sad-looking tears!
And his favorite meat!
Now, I would like you to see his Rakugao in real life!
Here you go!
Hey, say it one more time!
So far, the red team has lost three games in a row. What's going to happen now?
Gourmet Answer!
Are you doing it again?!
What's up, Rishi?
Hit me! Hit me!
Today's second "gourmet answer"!
It looks like red team is aiming for Shimada!
Oh no! Rishi can't get the ball!
Thank you!
This is frustrating!
Now, Shimada! Oh no! A shock attack to Nakanishi!
Now, it's gourmet time!
How do you feel right now, Rishi?
I'm kind of happy.
No, wait! You're kidding, right?!
I'm really angry!
She's angry!
I'm really scared, seriously.
Right?!
Now, here we go!
Nakanishi, you're going to eat...
This!
Oh no!
This is worse than blood!
Shut up!
This is bad!
This is definitely worse than blood!
Now, Nakanishi, say "ah"!
"Ah"!
"Ah" she said!
Now, Rishi, can you eat it?
"Ah"!
Now, hold it down!
Hold it down!
I know you're reading the atmosphere and you want the picture, but...
Give me the picture!
OK! I'll do my best!
Wait!
"Ah"!
"Ah", I'm scared!
Ah, yes, yes!
Did you get it?
Yes!
What is the correct answer?
Scorpion!
So, the thing you just ate is...
It's definitely a scorpion!
...a scorpion, isn't it?!
Yes!
Please remove your eye mask.
Yes, I'll do it!
Oh! What?!
What?!
What is it?!
The correct answer is "boiled Shiba shrimp"!
No way!
Don't eat shrimps for life!
Can you eat this again?
No, I can't eat it at all! How can I eat it?
Yeah, you can eat it.
Oh, it's good.
The red team has three people left.
Can they get their revenge?
Muchamuri Labo
"Labo" means "experiment room".
For members who are out,
we would like you to try a science experiment
that might help you if you try hard.
Ready...
Go!
The red team wants to be out no matter what.
But all of a sudden, a green hit to Takahashi!
Takahashi is out!
No, you're wrong.
No, you're right, Linesman!
No, it's just this question.
No, you're wrong!
Yes.
Linesman is watching you.
Okabe!
Yes?
I'm telling you you're wrong!
I'm not joking, you idiot!
Hit me!
Duncan, you idiot!
No, no, it's not Duncan!
It's kind of painful!
It's not Duncan!
Where are you, you idiot!
Out, you idiot!
Out!
Now, it's time for the experiment!
Now, in this experiment, it will be helpful if you choose either of them.
On top of Takahashi's head, there are powder- filled balloons set up.
And these two sprays.
One of them is vinegar, and the other one is orange juice.
If you spray either of them, the balloons will burst and become powder.
If you spray either of them, the balloons won't burst and it will be helpful.
You mean one in two, right?
Yes, you can avoid it.
What? I don't know!
Relax!
What?
Who?
Your dad on Sundays?
I don't know! What should I do?
It's not "what should you do?"
You can just think about it normally.
Either of them will burst, right?
How do they burst?
What?
Because they melt?
I don't know.
But vinegar is a stimulant, right?
Balloons are probably okay, but vinegar is impossible.
I see.
Okay, let's do an experiment.
I'm scared!
Okay, staff, please.
Takahashi chose orange juice.
If you spray it on the balloons and they don't burst, you're safe!
One in two chance!
Will Takahashi avoid becoming powder?
Let's do the experiment!
Will the balloons burst?
Or won't they burst?
Okay, let's do it.
Please!
Let's do it!
I can't do it!
Takahashi!
As soon as he blew on the orange juice, it made a noise and the balloon burst!
The correct answer is "cleanly covered in powder"!
Wow! It broke!
So, the correct answer is "the hose didn't break"!
Are you kidding me?!
Limonene, which is a substance contained in citrus fruits, has the power to dissolve rubber,
so if you blow it on the balloon, it will break like this!
Now, if you don't squeeze the whole skin, it won't work!
In an instant, it smells like citrus fruits.
You've learned a lot, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
Huh? Mogi?
"Show-off Zero" again tonight!
"Mogi's Reflection Session" is in the second half of the show!
The second AKB48 Group Draft Meeting will be held next month!
This time, the draft candidates challenged us to a virtual handshake session!
The draft candidates challenged us to a virtual handshake session!
This is our first virtual handshake session together, and we're really looking forward to it!
We hope you enjoy this virtual handshake session with us!
Today, HKT48's 5th single "12 Seconds" is finally on sale!
Kodama and Miyawaki's "Double Center" is a hot new song! Please support them!
And next week, Iwasa and Misaki's 4th solo single "Hatsuzake" is on sale!
Check out Iwasa's future as a singer!
The other day, Takahashi and Minami succeeded in their first solo concert!
Tonight, they will perform their first solo song "Kodoku Wa Kizutsukanai" for the first time!
Takahashi and Miyawaki's "Kodoku Wa Kizutsukanai" is now on sale!
Lonely, it's been a while
No one believes it
In this lonely world
Even if we know we'll get hurt
I wonder how many times we'll dream
Even though we shouldn't even hope for it
Even if we know we'll get hurt
I wonder if we'll fall in love with fools
We have to be serious
Rather than stopping loneliness
Loneliness is better, there's nothing to lose
After this, will Mogi really reflect on herself?!
Huh? Mogi-san?
Yes?
Huh?!
Mogi-san?
You're done, right?
I haven't touched the ball yet.
You really avoided it again?
I really ran away.
I'm really sorry.
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