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I'm not messing with you.
I'm serious!
Starting in January,
AKB48 drama "MAJESKA GAKUEN IV"!
The stage is Japanese-style Yankee high school, MAJESKA GYO GAKUEN!
If you don't put your finger in it, I'll make you eat it!
In order to take the top spot in school, Yankees are trying to survive!
Stop messing with us, bitch!
Because of you lowlives, I can't stand you!
However!
There was a place where even a witch couldn't hide!
And that place is...
AKBingo School!
In order to take the top spot in school, Yankees are trying to survive!
Hey, Iwata!
You're still wearing that lame outfit.
Shut up, Nishino!
You look like a gorilla today, too!
You're still a gorilla!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Stop it!
Hey!
Stop it!
What are you doing, you idiot?!
Hey! Mr. Gorilla!
Who the hell are you calling "Mr. Gorilla"?!
Who the hell is "Mr. Gorilla"?!
You guys look so ugly!
Hey! Stop it! Stop it!
Are you Dachou-san and Tegawa-san?!
You guys look ugly!
If you don't have anything, stop it!
Well, anyway...
You guys look like Yankees today!
You two are so small!
You came to see us, too, right?
We came to see you!
Wow!
That was close!
Can you introduce yourselves?
My name is Atayane-bea! I'm an idol who rises above bears!
I'm Tanaka Chikun! I'm 13 years old! Nice to meet you!
That's a good name!
I got the charm point from my mom!
I'm Yabuki Nako! I'm 11 years old and 13 years old! Nice to meet you!
She said it!
She's so tall!
She came to see us, too!
That's right!
She came to see us, too!
That's right! She's like a guardian!
She's doing her best today, too!
Thank you!
I still don't know what's going on between you two!
That's right!
Everyone is doing their best, but it's no good if we don't have someone who can put it together!
That's right!
So, today, we're going to choose someone who loves this school!
The top of A.K. Bingo School!
It's an eternal admiration for Yankees!
So, this time, we're going to have a two-stage Yankee competition!
The member who scored the most points will be recognized as the top!
It's not just that we didn't make it in!
So, who will win this glory?!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors!
Here's the first performance!
Who's Not a Yankee?!
T-Rip battle!
Oh, nice!
This kind of thing is more exciting!
Now, first of all, let's have these four people appear!
Here you go!
Wow!
Now, let me introduce you!
These are the Yankees!
Shut up!
Wow, they're already scared!
These Yankees are...
The three of them are very strong Yankees...
And in front of them...
A brave general citizen is pretending to be a Yankee!
That's right! The first performance is "Who's Not a Yankee?!"
The person who gets it right will receive one point!
However!
By the way, it's not fun to keep answering questions like this...
So, if you want to ask a question...
Go in front of the four of them...
Hit them in the face...
And ask a question while cutting off their faces!
Who wants to ask a question?!
- Me! - Me!
Now, I'll tell you what I've learned!
First of all, I'll hit you in the face!
Oh, that's good!
Hey, you guys!
I'm from Aichi Prefecture in my hometown...
And I'm crazy about that woman!
This is troublesome!
But you guys!
Who are you?
- Me! - Me!
I'm Ibaraki.
If you're underestimating me, nice to meet you.
The episodes are deep!
Who are you?
I'm Ibaraki.
- Is he cute? - He has a cute voice.
Shut up!
I'm Himeko. Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you.
Who are you?
I'm Aichi's Takagi.
Who is that guy?
Why do you ask me that?
I don't know.
You just don't know, do you?
- Who is it? - Ibaradire.
Ibaradire, that's too much!
Who are you sending a message to?
Did you get it?
When you look closely, you can tell if it's real or not.
Really?
Only when it's number 3, my heart beats too fast.
That can't be helped.
Shall we move on to the next question, Ms. Ogasawara?
Let's go!
Ogasawara has been casted in "Magisuka 4" too, but...
- Kansai dialect! - Eh, kore?
In a way, it's scary.
I'm Ogasawara from Osaka.
Kansai dialect is good.
I like yellow.
Tell me your favorite color.
Why do you hate it?
Can you tell if it's yellow or red?
Well, it's a question.
- What color do you like? - White.
- White suits you. - White suits me.
- What color do you like? - Red.
It's not exactly red.
- What color do you like? - Orange.
It wasn't black! It wasn't black!
- I'm a little embarrassed. - What color do you like?
Pink.
- Pink. - Kawaii.
- I understand. - What?
- You don't understand? - I don't know.
You guys, ask her questions!
- I'll do my best! - What is it?
Hey, Miyazawa, where are you going?
I'll do it.
I'm at the top of Tokyo!
- Did you decide on a character? - Me?
I'm Miyazawa Nozai!
Hey, is there any kamuki in it?
Is there any kamuki in it?
It looks like a kamuki.
When I say "yankee", I think of a group photo.
A pose for a group photo.
In 3, 2, 1, everyone does it.
She's tired.
Hey, stop it!
Be honest!
Okay, here we go.
3, 2, 1!
No, no, no.
That was a tip for the 4th car's pose.
Okay, next up is Shibata.
Go for it, Shibata!
Go for it!
People say I have eye power, but...
Everyone...
Why don't you all play a match with me?
- What? - What?
Playing a match...
It's a chance to see if it's real or not, right?
- Okay, okay! - Let's start with number 1.
First up is number 1!
Shaking your body as you cut your noodles!
Next up is number 2!
Removing your glasses and cutting your noodles from top to bottom!
And...
Only number 3 can cut noodles?
Everyone can do number 3!
What are you drinking?
Concentrate! Don't make it look like you're drinking, and cut the menchi!
And number 4!
4.
4. Are you really embarrassed?
Well then, next question.
Yabuki.
Are you okay?
You are so small.
Do your best!
Okay, I will ask you about your favorite type of person.
Who are you?
Maria Nishiuchi.
She is real.
Who are you?
Shiraishi Mai.
I like you.
No, I don't like you, either.
I don't like you, either.
Who are you?
Miyazaki Aoi.
I'm Miyazaki.
Who are you?
Kitagawa Keiko.
Kitagawa Keiko doesn't sound good.
This is the end of the game.
Now, come in front of people who you think are fake.
Sit down and cut the bench.
If you don't sit down and cut the bench, people will say bad things about you.
You may be chased around.
Please be careful.
There is only one person who is not a Yankee.
Who is a fake?
Now, it's decided.
Let's ask.
No. 1.
These four people chose No. 1.
The reason is...
Why No. 1?
They have been smiling since they said "yes".
They have been smiling all the time.
I think it's suspicious.
I see.
And these five people chose No. 2.
Iwatate, you too?
Is there anyone wearing glasses like that now?
No. 2?
What is it? I don't know.
And I don't know what "hachimaki" means.
It's like "do you want to have a festival?"
Are you okay?
You really don't know what "honmai" is, do you?
And these nine people chose No. 3, which everyone was nervous about.
Iwata.
Yes.
No. 1 was too much of a "yankee".
So I thought he might be an actor.
I see.
Yamamoto, what do you think?
I think he might be an ordinary salaryman.
And No. 1 has eyebrows.
Eyebrows, eyebrows, eyebrows.
He has eyebrows.
That's right.
And No. 4 is the most popular.
Thirteen people chose him.
Kodama.
I can't calm down.
I keep moving my body like this.
But "yankee" doesn't calm you down at all.
"Yankee" is always like this.
Watanabe.
When the members asked questions and looked at each other, I was a little embarrassed.
I see.
I feel like I'm cute now.
That's right. I feel like I'm kind now.
There is only one person who is not "yankee".
Is it a fake one?
Here is the correct answer.
The one who is not a real "yankee" is...
Number 3!
You're wrong!
What did you say?
What does that "hachimaki" mean?
This is bad!
The one who is not a "yankee" is...
Number 3, Takagi-kun!
Takagi-kun is not a "yankee".
I'd like to show you a picture of him.
Here it is!
In middle school, he was in the table tennis club.
In high school, he was in the carpentry club.
Now, he works part-time at a gyudon restaurant.
He was good!
I imitated "yankee"'s friends.
He was really nice!
Did you dye your hair for this day?
Yes!
Can you work part-time at a gyudon restaurant?
I wear a hat.
First stage!
These nine people got points!
Let's move on to the next stage!
The next match is "yankee" vs. "moe" lines!
Here is the first question!
Say 'yankee' to a newborn baby.
The members will think of what "yankee" might say and say it.
By the way, the real "yankee" members will be the judges.
If you agree with the members' answers and you think "moe" is good, you can raise your flag!
If you raise one flag, you get one point!
If you raise three flags, you get three points!
If you think "moe" is good, you can raise your flag!
Go ahead!
Let's start with "kitara"!
Say 'yankee' to a newborn baby.
Hey, you. I'm your senior in life, so use honorifics.
Judges, please give your judgment.
It's burning.
It's not burning at all.
Let's move on to the middle part.
Say 'yankee' to a newborn baby.
Judges, please give your judgment.
It's not burning at all.
Really?
I'm glad.
If I do it when I'm about to cry, I might stop crying.
That's what I imagined.
Let's move on and celebrate.
Say 'yankee' to a newborn baby.
Be grateful for your parents.
Did it ring?
Please.
It's not burning at all.
Be grateful for your parents.
Let's move on.
Say 'yankee' to a newborn baby.
I'll stop fighting for you.
Please.
I thought she'd like it.
It's because she was a senior in life.
Judges, please give your judgment.
Let's move on.
Say 'yankee' to a newborn baby.
You!
Your head is slippery!
Judges, please give your judgment.
What did you think of that?
It's funny.
Funny.
Let's move on to Shiba.
Say 'yankee' to a newborn baby.
I used to be depressed at school,
but now I'm a good student.
Please give us your judgment.
This is the best one.
It's different.
Where?
It's the same as me.
Same idea.
It's because of the same idea.
Let's go one more time.
Nakano, do you want to go?
Yes!
Let's go.
Say something to a newborn baby.
Hey, kid.
Grow up well.
Please give us your judgment.
Simple is the best.
Simple is simple.
Which one was better?
Simply is the best.
But "simple is the" sounded like "is the" or "the".
So I said "simple is the best".
I'm sorry about that.
Oh!
We're running out of time.
That's the end of the two stages.
The highest total score was obtained by these four people who got three points.
Since the four of you got the same score,
I'd like the three judges to decide the winner.
Who will be chosen at the top?
AKB48's sixth album, "COCO GARDOSU DA COCO DE TOMÉ"
The new album with songs of each team will be released next Wednesday.
And the 39th single of AKB48 will be released!
Details will be released soon!
Tonight's studio live is...
AKB48's new album released next Wednesday!
COCO GARDOSU DA COCO DE TOMÉ
The new album "COCO GARDOSU DA COCO DE TOMÉ"
kono sekai wa shiawase na koto bakari ja nakatta
There is toki ni kanashii dekigoto
dakedo chikaku ni iru nakama to sasae ai nakara
itsumo tachiagatte kita yo ne
ganbare marude hizashi no you ni
minna no koe ga terashite kureta
bokura wa nani wo shinjiru
korekara no michi no mukou ni
namida wa nani wo oshieru
kawaranai ai no sonzai
yume wo akirameta kurai
kagayaite iru mirai
juunen do no bokura he to
sakebu
kagayaite iru mirai
bokura wa nani wo shinjiru What do we believe in?
korekara no michi no mukou ni Beyond the path we take
namida wa nani wo oshieru What do tears tell us?
kawaranai ai no sonzai The existence of unchanging love
Who will take the top spot of E.K.Bingo Academy?
The members showed off their hot Yankee spirit
Who will take the top spot of E.K.Bingo Academy?
Yankees, please say the name of the person you think was the best
Nakano
Nakano, you won!
Is it okay for me to be happy about it?
Let's ask Yankees why they chose you
Why did you choose Nakano?
His last words were cool
Yankees, grow up healthy!
We feel the same way
Lastly, could you say those words to Yankees?
Hey, you guys!
Grow up healthy!