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What is the most important thing for an entertainer?
Will he become the top and leave a record?
Or will he become a villain and leave a record?
Yes, in the world of competition, the center is not the center position in the so-called single song.
"Center" means "normal".
Tonight, we will look for a member who is not a star from AKB.
Five members will challenge various games in a group of five people.
However, one of them is a general woman.
Of course, since it is a game played by four top idols and one general woman,
the general woman is average, that is, it should be third place.
However, if there is a general woman who is not a star in AKB,
she will be in third place.
Last time, these five people were recognized as "general women who are not a star".
Will they become "general" members?
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Now, let's start the first round of "Center".
These five people will challenge.
Now, the competition subject is "five meters high competition".
At the same time as the start, you will run through five meters and compete for the order.
Third place, if you are in the center, you will be recognized as a starless person.
Is there anyone who is confident?
Yes!
Nishio, are you confident?
Yes! It's about eight seconds, fifty meters.
Fifty meters and eight seconds is pretty fast. It's about a man's speed.
It's only seven seconds.
What?
Wow, it's fast!
But it's only five meters, right?
Yes!
So, Ms. Ichino, are you confident?
Yes, I am confident of drying out.
You are really confident, aren't you?
Now, it begins. The super-short distance of five meters.
What will be the sign that will not be left in both records and memories is...
Continuing from last week, I, Sugaya Daisuke, will be the host.
And the commentator is Ms. Uchida Mayumi, a first- class entertainer.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
Thank you for coming despite your busy schedule.
Yes, I managed to come despite my busy schedule.
As a first-class entertainer, it's hard to adjust your schedule, isn't it?
Well, you're right. I go to a store four times a week, so if I say I'm busy, I'm busy.
A store?
Yes.
Oh, I see.
Now, let's look at the competition.
Center, drum roll!
Three...
Two...
One...
Go!
I couldn't find it.
Now, the result has been announced.
The sign that will not be left in both records and memories is...
It's an English sign.
Now, let's look at the competition in super slow motion.
In the lead is Oowa.
And Nishino is coming from the outside.
Komiyama is growing here.
And Komiyama is in second place.
You made a good race.
Yes.
And Nakanishi is smiling.
It's good. It's stuck in my memory.
You have a good face.
And Ichinuno is...
Too slow!
This is a good race.
It's the best!
But still, Ichinuno...
You were too slow.
I'm tired.
She's tired, but...
In third place is Nishino!
She's an ordinary person with no star quality!
And with that...
Alright, Kiyoshi.
Yes.
Show us what you've got.
Please.
Yes!
Show us.
I don't have any features.
Turn around!
I don't like it!
It's not funny at all!
It's complicated.
I don't like this atmosphere!
The challenger is Morin!
The topic of the match is "Ritsui vs Zenkutsu"!
Ritsui vs Zenkutsu at once.
The person with the best record is first place.
Third place and center position is for people who are not stars.
Are you confident?
Yes!
Are you confident?
Yes, I've been stretching every day since I joined.
That's soft.
How about you, Shibazaki? Are you confident?
I'm not!
You're confident!
I used to do ballet.
Oh, really?
But I quit because I didn't have talent.
Stop talking nonsense!
How about you, Tamari?
I'm not confident, but I've been exercising since I took a bath.
Oh, you're doing it!
I'm looking forward to it!
Now, the Ritsui vs Zenkutsu match will begin!
The person who will be in third place with neither record nor memory will be...
Three, two, one...
Go!
Now, the match has begun!
This is a tough match!
The match is over!
Now, it's decided!
The third place goes to...
Now, it's decided!
The first place goes to...
Ryoka Oshima!
Now, let's look back at the match.
First of all, Sara was full of confidence.
She's very flexible.
Her record is 19.5 centimeters and she's in first place.
I thought it was just a joke, but it's still a record.
Meanwhile, Shibazaki is next to her...
Wow!
This is hard, it's hard!
Oh my, oh my!
The record is 1cm and it's a reunion!
This is fine.
Because men like these flaws, it's left in their memories.
I see!
Even though everyone is working hard, even when they're giving up...
How cute!
Even if you work hard...
Ah, it won't reach!
Ah, Paruru is cute!
No, she's cute, she's cute!
Hey, Sugaya-san!
Please cut it out.
Yes, I'm sorry.
As you can see, the rest of the ranks are as follows...
3rd place is Oshima!
She's an ordinary person with no star quality!
And with that...
Isn't it too subtle?
You're the subtle one!
You're full of life!
Now, here are the 5 people who will challenge the next match!
Now, the match will be...
The Longword Match!
Now, I'll give you an easy-to-understand example.
Let's say the topic is "ko".
The 5 of you will think of a long word with "ko" in its header.
"Life", "song's name", "wordplay" etc. are okay!
The person who writes the longest sentence is 1st place!
3rd place!
If you're in the center, you'll be recognized as a person with no star quality!
Is there anyone who's confident in this match?
Fukitomoro!
I am!
Oh, really?
Is there anyone who's confident in this match?
It's like you've lived your life with just one word, like "kakashi", right?
That's not true! I'm a statement maker!
How about you, Kiichika-san? Are you confident in this match?
It's normal.
Normal...
That's a good comment!
Now, the topic is...
The first letter is "a".
"a"?!
3, 2, 1...
Go!
You have 30 seconds.
Now, "a".
Use "a" and make it as long as you can.
Now, think about it.
Now, it's a "long word" battle.
The one who will end up in 3rd place with neither a record nor a memory left is...
A.K.B. is full of idiots, so I'm looking forward to what kind of words they'll write.
Is that so?
I'd like to pay attention to that as well.
Time's up!
That's all for now.
Now, everyone, please gather around.
Now, it seems like the result has come out.
The 3rd place with no approval is...
This person!
Now, I'll announce it.
The 3rd place is Yokoyama!
The 1st place is Kitahara!
What did you write?
I think "tomorrow is tomorrow" was the longest.
It didn't come up at all.
I thought "alcohol and peace" was the limit.
The 2nd place is Takahashi!
What did you write?
"Amusement park".
"Amusement park"!
That's a director-like and idiot-like answer.
It's the best!
And the 4th place is the same.
Itsuka's "Aiueo Works".
Kojima's "Rainy Zoo".
Yokoyama was in the 3rd place.
What did you write?
"Regular Exploration Team".
That brings back memories!
Yokoyama!
An ordinary person with no star quality has been approved!
And so...
Please turn around!
What's up with you, Yokoyama?
- You're starting to show some characteristics. - Yeah, a little.
A little?
Yokoyama-san, feed! Do you need feed?
- What's this?! - Feed her!
- No! - You're a bad guy, Kitahara!
I don't want feed!
So, the challenge we'll be doing on Tuesday is this forest!
So, the challenge we'll be doing is...
Who looks the best with glasses on?!
- Isn't this a tough competition? - What is?
- It's getting ambiguous. - That's true.
What are you talking about?!
First of all, please look at this.
These people are men of all ages and their 20s.
These people are the judges of the glasses competition!
The five of you will choose one of these glasses.
Draw it and each of you will appear!
The person with the most circles will be in first place!
In third place and middle place, you'll be recognized as a starless person!
First up is Haruka Shimazaki!
- Do you usually wear glasses? - I do!
- What kind of glasses do you usually wear? - I usually wear this one.
- Black ones? - I usually wear this one.
Will she be able to win the judges' hearts?!
Three, two, one...
Go!
Okay, everyone!
If you think Shimazaki's glasses look good, please raise your hands!
- She got first place all of a sudden! - As expected of her!
Will Shimazaki's glasses look good?!
- The old men are smiling widely!
- Everyone's looking good!
- Now, the second place goes to...
- Ryoka Oshima!
- Now, if you think Ryoka Oshima can't do it, please raise the band!
- Oh, despite her perfection, her score is surprisingly low at 10 points!
- But everyone's smiling!
- No, they're looking good! They're having fun!
- Next up is the general public, Ishigaki-san!
- Her score is...
- 7 points!
- No, but it's good!
- With that feeling, it's a good impression!
- Now, the fourth place goes to...
- Kitahara...
- Kitahara, how about you? Do you usually wear glasses?
- I don't have bad eyesight, but glasses don't really suit me.
- Also, at this age, I feel like an erotic female teacher.
- If you wear glasses...
- Now, the best dancer...
- Please come out!
Her performance this season didn't improve by 9 points!
No, it's fine.
I love people who like erotic stuff like this.
That's true, isn't it?
Look at her graceful performance!
Look at the man in gray clothes laughing! He's happy!
- You love things like this, don't you? - Yes, I love it!
Now, last but not least...
Number 6!
If you're number 3, you'll become an ordinary person who can't become a star!
- Do you usually not wear glasses? - No, I wear glasses at home.
- Ah, you have bad eyesight! - I do have bad eyesight.
- What's your eyesight like? - 0.3 or something like that.
It's really bad.
Now, number 5!
Will she be able to stand by with her glasses on?
Three...
Two...
One...
Go!
She's cute!
- Now, ladies and gentlemen! - She's cute!
If you think it's okay for her to stand with her glasses on, please stand in front of her!
- She's cute! - She's cute!
She's the same age as Shimazaki! She's the same age as Shimazaki!
Wow, you've created a show!
The person in the back is laughing really hard.
Now, let's listen to what she has to say later.
She's standing with her glasses on, and her glasses are a little off.
The man in pink is also looking like this!
I can't believe you're making me look like this!
You're perfect for being an idol!
I understand how you feel.
Now, number 3 is this person!
And number A is Ryota Oshima!
It's my second time!
It's your second time at the center!
Oshima! An ordinary person who is not a star! Recognition!
The person behind the pink shirt!
Yokohama said that you were smiling a lot when you were facing each other.
You were really cute!
I'm glad!
You like it?
I like it!
I'm glad you like it!
These are the five people who will challenge the worst competition!
Now, the challenge is...
Who has the funniest one-shot gag?
This is tough!
This is weird!
I don't like it!
One person will show their one-shot gag!
The person with the most circles will be number one!
If you become third or center, you will be recognized as a person who is not a star!
This is a mix of ordinary people and number one people!
That's right!
Let's see if there is a one-shot gag!
It's kind of funny!
It's kind of funny to say funny things!
Now, let's go!
We have two gag experts here!
Do you want to try it?
Wait! Wait!
Let's leave it at this!
Why us?
This is included!
This is a one-shot gag competition!
I don't have a one-shot gag!
I'm counting on you!
Now, let's start with Ogasawara!
Now, let's go!
Ordinary people and number one people!
No, I suddenly have a stomach upset.
(Laughs)
Now, ladies and gentlemen!
If you think this is funny, please raise your hand!
(Cheers)
Oh, quite a high score!
As expected of the variety person in charge, you are going to win!
Yes, I laughed without thinking about it.
Next is another variety person in charge, Nakanishi!
Do your best!
Wow, what should I do!
Let's go!
I'm lost, wait, what should I do?
Let's go with the last one, Nakanishi!
Three, two, one, go!
Ei! Ei! Ei! Ei! Ei!
A guy who has four buttocks!
(Laughs)
Nakanishi! Nakanishi!
I couldn't see it, but I laughed!
Nakanishi also has a pretty good score!
As expected of a celebrity!
You can't lose to an ordinary person!
The subtle atmosphere is good!
Now, next is!
An ordinary person, No-san of Ijinu!
Can you leave a mark?
No-san of Ijinu, is there a mark?
No-san of Ijinu, you can't leave a mark!
Somehow!
Somehow! Is there a mark?!
Don't make me laugh! Center!
Three, two, one, go!
Hey, boy!
Boy!
(Cheers)
Oh, my God! It's funny!
Testers! If you think it's funny, please sing along!
Oh, Mr. Ichinomo! It's a perfect score! It's a perfect score!
A tremendous destructive power! Destructive power is wonderful!
Hey, boy! Boy! (Cheers)
You've completely turned this gag into something.
Yes!
As expected! Records and memories remained!
I was defeated!
Now, after this big story, Minami Takahashi!
It's after this!
It's very powerful, isn't it?
It's after this!
It's a great tournament!
Now, let's go!
Three, two, one, go!
Thunder, thunder, thunder, lightning!
Now!
This is bad!
Testers! Please!
Oh, my God!
(Cheers)
Oh, my God!
Oh, no!
It's not slippery anymore!
I can't stand it, but it's delicious for a show!
Is it delicious?
Yes!
The staff here want something like this!
But it's mentally tough!
Now, last but not least, Komiyama!
When you get third place, you become an ordinary person without a star quality, but in the end...
Now, last but not least, Komiyama!
What? What? What?
Komiyama!
What?
What's up, Mr. Takahashi?
Huh?
Why do you put me in the variety group?
Why?
We're not in the variety group!
That's true!
Now, Komiyama! Can you break your record?!
French Kiss' new single "Omoidasenai Hana" has been released for the first time in two years!
"Omoidasenai Hana" will be released on October 1st!
It's French Kiss' first folk song!
And!
Nogizaka 46's tenth single "Nandome no Aozora Ka?" will be released next October 8th, Wednesday!
Look forward to it!
On October 8th, "DIVA" last single "Discovery" will be released!
Please watch that music video tonight!
♪ Feelings are connected ♪
♪ If the brakes fall ♪
♪ Think again! ♪
♪ This year, I have memories ♪
♪ Maybe, I want to feel it ♪
♪ Discovery! ♪
♪ Rather than not being able to see it ♪
♪ I might be less anxious than I am now ♪
♪ But I feel like ♪
♪ I'm starting to understand a little more ♪
♪ My heart that doesn't touch you ♪
♪ Discovery! ♪
♪ Rather than not being able to see it ♪
♪ I might be less anxious than I am now ♪
♪ But I feel like ♪
♪ I'm starting to understand a little more ♪
♪ I can still go on, depending on (my) map ♪
♪ Discovery ♪
After this, Komiyama's sincere one-shot gag!
One-shot gag showdown!
The last one is Komiyama!
If you're in third place, you'll become an ordinary person who doesn't have a star quality, but...
Komiyama's "Don't be number two!"
Set, go!
From Shakaagu to Ketsuago.
Oh, that's the worst!
All right, viewers!
Set, go!
It's the same score as Director So!
No, but it's fine.
It's better for young people to experience things like this.
This will help you grow!
Is it true?
So, in third place is...
And with that, the average is red!
And with that, in first place is...
Mr. First Place!
That's amazing!
The tea room is interesting, too!
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