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Please liven up our city with "Goto Choushi Quiz"!
- Yes! - Yes!
Well then...
Let's go!
Tonight, Team 8, consisting of 47 people from Todo Prefecture who were formed in April of this year,
will present a special "Goto Choushi Quiz" that each member has come up with in order to show off their hometown!
Team Kojima and Team Yokoyama will be separated,
and will hold a hot quiz battle in a battle format!
And, for the team that wins in the end,
they will receive such a luxurious reward that doesn't look like an A.K.A. Bingo!
47 popular, exquisite "Goto Choushi" sweets from Todo Prefecture!
Only the winners will be able to eat them!
Well then, "Goto Choushi Quiz" battle, start!
First up...
Quiz...
Shut up!
...is "Hougei-no-Azemasa"!
Now, we will have you guess a dialect.
For example, in Fukuoka, we have this.
Tano-marikura-shitaka-?
If you translate it into a common language, what will it become?
Tano-...
Now, what does it mean?
Tano-hei-koi-chattaka-?
Hei-koi-chattaka-?
I see.
Bakatta-deya-kisama-kono-ome-!
I want you to answer!
The correct answer is...
...what I just did.
Tano-wo-sugoku-bun-naguri-tai-!
What are you doing?!
Kurasu-to-yuu-no-wa-kurawasu-to-yuu-ni-ne-!
Why me?!
Now, please give us your answers.
After you have been asked this dialect quiz,
the camera will move closer and closer.
So, we will ask you for your answers.
Please correct the words in parentheses with the common language you think of.
The first question of the dialect quiz is...
...from Yokoyama Yui from Aomori Prefecture.
You are of the same gender and age, aren't you?
But my kanji is different.
Is it your first time meeting her?
No, it's only once.
It was behind a concert.
I met her when she introduced me to her teammates.
So, it's my first time meeting her in person.
But how should you call her?
Either way, she will come back to you.
Do you have a nickname or something like that?
Oh, well...
My nickname is "Yoko-chan"...
You are keeping quiet!
My nickname is...
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Yui-han.
Oh, Yui-han.
So, we will call you "Yoko-chan" and "Yui-han".
Now, please give us your answers!
I bought a jumper yesterday, but did you notice it?
Wow, it's difficult!
I bought a jumper yesterday, but did you notice it?
What does this "bought a jumper" mean in common language?
Now, the camera will zoom in on the person who answers this Aomori dialect in common language!
Now, if the camera comes, she will answer it!
Yokoyama Yui from Kyoto!
Yokoyama! Your answer is...
It was cold yesterday, but did you notice it?
Incorrect!
I don't know!
It was cold yesterday, but did you notice it?
What does this "bought a jumper" mean in common language?
Now, Team Kojima!
The camera will zoom in on the person who answers it!
Kojima Mako from Tokyo!
Now, Kojima! Your answer is...
I cut my hair yesterday, but did you notice it?
Is that so?
Yes, it is.
In Aomori, we cut our hair for Jumbo.
That's amazing! Where did you know about it?
I don't know about it at all, but I guess that's all I know about it.
Did you notice it?
Yes, I did.
I hope you noticed it.
I see.
Kojima's daughter is a woman and she got it right!
I cut my hair yesterday, but did you notice it?
Let's move on to the second question!
Tanikawa Hijiri will answer a dialect quiz from Akita Prefecture!
Please show us the question!
Mou kamatte kurenai kara ki moyageru.
Ki moyageru.
What does "mou kamatte kurenai kara ki moyageru" mean in common language?
First up is Team Yokoyama!
These are the members who will answer this question!
Who is it?
"Nishina" from Shizuoka!
Mou kamatte kurenai kara iki mochi ayichau.
What is Nishina's answer?
"Yaki mochi ayichau" is close?
Sugoi, chikai desu.
Chikoi!
Let's move on!
Mou kamatte kurenai kara ki moyageru
What does it mean in common language?
Will Team Kojima get a continuous correct answer?
Ki moyageru
The answer is...
"Mukaichi" from Saitama!
Mou kamatte kurenai kara... anta nanka kimochi warai.
- You went for "kimo" - I could only see "kimo"
How do you use it?
I say "okaasan ni ichiban kimo yageru" the most.
How do you say "okaasan ni kimo yageru"?
I say "okaasan ni kimo yageru" but...
That one!
- That one? - Yes!
Let's go!
An old woman says "okaasan ni" to her mother.
Akita's dialect "kimo yageru" is...
Akita!
Mou kamatte kurenai kara okocchau
She's from Kanagawa!
She got it right!
- Is that how you say it? - Yes.
"Okocchau" and "hara ga tatsu"
I see!
You use "hara ga tatsu" and "okocchau" at the same time.
With this, Team Kojima and Team Yokoyama are tied for first place!
The third question is...
Kagao's dialect quiz!
Watashi otocchama yaken kokuhaku dekin
Watashi otocchama
Watashi otocchama dakara kokuhaku dekinai
What do "otocchama" and "otocchama" have in common?
This is a high-level dialect!
What do "otocchama" and "otocchama" have in common?
The answer is, once again, Kojima!
Watashi bibiri dakara kokuhaku dekinai
You're so old!
Have you ever lived in Kagawa?
Not at all. But my dog is from Kagawa.
Dog?!
There's no dog in Kagawa!
You've asked many different prefectures, haven't you?
Like Akita or Kogaku, what do you say?
I love you. Can we go out?
Can we go out?
What about Ibaraki?
Yes. Tell me you love me.
Tell me.
What about Tottori?
I love you, okay?
Okay?
She said "love" instead of "okay"!
What about Kyoto and Yokoyama?
What do you say?
Every morning when we met on the school train, I couldn't say it, but I love you so much. Will you go out with me?
Yes!
She said "yes"!
Now that we've got a heart-pounding confession phrase,
here's the final question of the insurance quiz!
Kuiken Choukurena is here!
Gomen ne, koppena onna de.
What does "koppena" mean in common language?
This is also pretty high-level!
What does "koppena" mean?
Where are you going?
Okadana from Kanagawa!
Gomen ne, obaka na onna de.
Is it wrong?
It's totally wrong!
It's a little close.
What does "koppena" mean in common language?
Kuiken's dialect "koppena", which means "obaka" is a little close,
means...
Owada from Chiba!
Gomen ne, doji na onna de.
By the way, is there a girl with chubby cheeks in this world?
It's Tano-san.
There is only one girl with chubby cheeks in this world.
Tano-san is a girl with chubby cheeks in this world.
What is chubby cheeks in this world?
Tano looks very confident, but...
She's coming, she's coming, she's coming closer, she's coming closer...
Oh! Sorry!
Success!
It's not selfishness!
If you answer Tano's image, you should be able to lead the world, but in the end...
Sorry, I'm a noisy woman.
What is a cop's woman?
It's like Tano! It's like Tano!
Now, Tano's image is...
Now, Ogasawara has the right answer!
Sorry, I'm an ugly woman.
Wait! Wait!
This is funny!
I don't know!
Next, what does this member think of Tano's image?
Sorry, I'm short.
What does "short" mean? It's not "woman", it's "short".
No, it's not!
I don't know!
What is the first letter of "short"?
It's "na"!
Now, what does "na" mean?
If you put "cop's woman" in common language, the first letter is "na"!
What starts with "na" in Tano's image is...
Sorry, I'm a crybaby woman.
No!
No, Ogasawara! It's Tano!
It's not a good image!
It's a good image!
It's not a bad image!
I know!
Do you know?
Now, which one will shake?
Let's go!
What kind of woman is Tano's image?
Team Yokoyama is confident!
Will it be correct?
Sorry, I'm a cheeky woman.
Correct!
Chou, this is Sona, right?
Yes.
Don't be cocky!
You're amazing! You're cocky towards your senior!
So, the dialect quiz is a tie of 2 to 2!
The next "Gotouchi" quiz is...
Guess it!
Wasshoi!
"Gotouchi" festival quiz!
So, Sugaya, please explain it.
All over Japan, there are various Gotouchi-only festivals and contests.
We'll play a VTR of a festival or contest with a certain theme,
and you'll guess what kind of festival it is.
I see!
All over Japan, there are various contests.
For example, in Yamagata Prefecture,
there is "All Japan Honyarara Beauty Contest".
This contest is held for a certain reason.
And that is...
"Lips Beauty Contest"!
The number of "kiss marks" is more than 2,000 every year.
The judges will judge your color, shape, and sexiness.
By the way, these lips are "best lip show".
They do have sexiness.
In Tottori Prefecture,
they impersonate youkais in Shigeru Mizuki's films and perform.
"Youkai-like Contest"!
In Iwate Prefecture,
"Daily Discontent and Anger-killing Contest"!
"Shabudai-kaishi World Championships"!
In addition,
unique contests are held in those regions.
There are many kinds of contests.
Now, let's move on to the questions.
The question is a quick-fire quiz.
After listening to the question, please press the button and answer it.
Guess it!
Hooray!
What is this contest?
In Aomori Prefecture, where I'm from,
contestants compete for something they have in five minutes.
The name of the contest is...
"Bankoku Honyarara Contest".
Now, what will they compete for in this contest?
What is it?
"Bankoku Toilet Paper Quick-fire Contest"!
No, it's not.
Say it!
"Bankoku Apple Quick-fire Contest"?
In Aomori Prefecture, where I'm from,
contestants compete for something they have in five minutes.
"Bankoku What Contest"?
"Bankoku Apple Quick-fire Contest"!
It's not an apple.
In Aomori Prefecture, it might be better to stay away from apples.
Now, shall we give you a hint?
Now, Yokoyama, what is the hint?
This person is the winner of this year's contest.
"Bankoku Manual Contest"?
Yes!
This person is the winner of this year's contest.
Yes!
It's not an apple.
Now, say it!
"Bankoku Fujibitaiga Kirei Contest"!
It's not just an apple.
No, it's not!
Now, say it!
Since it's a woman, it's "Bankoku Oppai Pururun Contest".
All right, then!
All right, let's fight!
What contest is it?
Hint, hint!
Hint!
Is there anyone in this group who looks like they could win?
No, I don't think there is.
If we were to do it on a daily basis,
our friends would probably hate us.
Now, Oshita, Ogasawara, Bankoku, what contest is it?
"Bankoku How Many Bad Words Can You Say In Front of Them Contest"!
Ah!
Let's fight!
Now, Bankoku, what contest is it?
"Bankoku Lying Contest"!
Yes!
Now, we would like you to see the "horafuki" of the person who actually won.
Aomori Prefecture's fighting contest, "Bankoku Horafuki Contest"!
According to local newspaper "Tsugaru Shinpou",
about 3,000 people gathered at the venue!
No, it's not like that!
It seems that there were only about 200 people in the venue!
Local newspaper also spread "horafuki" all over the place!
Now, let's see the "horafuki" of the winner, Mitsuya!
Mitsuya, who was an enthusiastic newscaster,
I, Ooni Mayashi, have won seven Michelin stars!
I don't know for sure, but it's a "horafuki" that exceeds three Michelin stars and earns seven Michelin stars!
After this, Mitsuya was the one who made the venue very excited and won!
Wow!
Now, these three people will hold the "AKB Horafuki Contest"!
The time limit is one person per minute!
The studio will blow the "horafuki" that makes the venue very excited!
Now, the judge is Yokoyama Aomori Kenmin, who is in charge of holding the "horafuki" contest!
The first "horafuki" challenger is...
mysterious idol Haruka Kobiyama!
I love Sata-san of Bad Boys!
He's so cool!
He changed his old image of Vincent into a more mature image of himself.
It's so cool!
When I'm talking about him, my heart starts racing!
That's my "horafuki" challenge!
What kind of feeling is that?
If you say it back, it means you love it!
This is a serious idol Okada Nana's challenge!
She's never said "horafuki" before!
I haven't said it to my co-workers or my family.
I've been keeping it a secret for a long time.
I'm actually from outer space.
Even in outer space, AKB48 is really popular.
I'm an alien, but I really want to join AKB48.
Five years ago, I did it by myself.
I changed all of my family's memories and decided I was their daughter.
That's why I'm doing it like this now.
Sometimes people say I'm like a robot.
But it's actually like that.
I'm sorry for lying to you all this time.
I'm an alien.
This might not be "horafuki".
The last challenger is Mayu Ogasawara, who is in charge of AKB's comedy!
Hello, I'm actually a guy!
I'm sure you're all surprised.
I've got my whole body shaped.
And I like my style.
I've heard a lot about AKB from Paris Collet.
So I might quit AKB.
I'll miss you.
Well, the rest of the story is completely different.
Juri Takahashi's arms are very short.
Hey, is that a horror movie?
Yes, that was my horror story!
That's a horror movie, isn't it?
Is that a horror movie?
The last one you said, Juri Takahashi, is that a horror movie?
That's not a horror movie.
That's not a horror movie!
Now, who was the best horror story teller?
Representative of Aomori Prefecture, Yokoyama, please announce it!
AKB Horror Story Teller Competition!
Yokoyama, Aomori Prefecture, who do you think was the best horror story teller?
The winner is...
Ms. Okada Nana!
Thank you!
Why did you decide to win?
Well...
I felt like I was in a different world.
And it was really fun, so I decided to win.
Thank you!
For some reason, the winner is...
Ms. Okada Nana!
After this, Team 8's first original song will be released on TV for the first time!
The long-awaited 15th single "Bukiyo Taiyo" is finally released today!
It's a summer ballad about pure love while being clumsy.
Bukiyo Taiyo
Tonight, the first original song of Team 8 "47's Wonderful Town" will be broadcasted for the first time on TV!
Among Team 8 members from all over the country, please find your own side of the story!
The pure blue sky... Massao na sora... The pure blue sky...
Massao na sora... The pure blue sky...
Let's go see it while singing a song!
Get in your favorite car...
The more excited you are...
The closer you get!
Okayama!
Kyoto!
Fujii!
Okinawa!
Iwase!
Tottori!
Kumamoto!
Aomori!
Shichigi!
Hokkaido! Shiga!
Forty-seven, to that wonderful city
Let's go see it while singing a song
Riding in the car I love
The more excited I am, the closer we get
Forty-seven is the number of cities I want to visit
You've always been waiting for me
Someday, everything will work out
Friends from all over Japan and those with smiles
After this, join us for next week's "Good Points of Next Week"!
Next week!
The second half of "Gotochi Yoshi Quiz"!
What?! Really?!
All over Japan, Gotochi goods and Gotochi commercials will be released!
Also, why did Osmo-san transform?!
Just why?!
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