AISubs v3.5
I like you the most.
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors!
No.1 Handsome Boy and Girl Super Girl Finals - Dance Class!
This time as well, we won't be judging female idols' cuteness, but their manliness!
Watanabe, what kind of dance would you like to see?
I'd like to see a dance with a character like this.
I see, a dance with a character like this.
Yes.
You were excited about being an adult AKB member, weren't you?
Oh, really?
Yes.
Alright, alright.
Cute!
This time as well, we'll be judging the charisma of the dance class, Jin-san!
Of course, this person is also a woman!
I'm sure you all try to be feminine and cute,
but if you do it like this, it makes me happy.
I think the charm of dancing is that men don't know about it.
Oh, that's right! Men don't know about it!
17 members in the studio will judge the dance of the challengers!
The dance that made them dance the most wins!
Alright, then! The first dance for tonight is...
The first one to dance is Nana Okada!
What would you do if Nana Okada of the same generation danced?
I think it would suit her.
I think Nana is usually manly,
and she's always serious,
so I'm looking forward to seeing if she'll be serious or not.
I think any opposite will be surprising, so I'm looking forward to it.
Alright, then! Let's go!
Dance number one, Nana Okada!
What kind of transformation would a serious woman who hates being bent do in a dance?
Let's dance!
Ah, I don't like going to school.
I can't stand boys making me cry every day!
Should I quit school?
Don't talk about it on the street!
Ironclad declaration, Jäger dictatorship!
The rules of society don't matter!
Adults call those who go their own way "wicked"!
Okada's answer is "basketball players"!
Nanao-kun!
I'm your childhood friend, so don't call me by my first name, okay?
More importantly, what happened to your wound?
What do you mean?
Did you fight again?
If you fight again, I'll really make you quit high school.
I'm telling you I want to quit school, but I don't want you to tell me.
I heard about it.
Mukaichi, don't quit school.
But boys will bully me.
They won't anymore.
What?
Yesterday, I crushed all the guys who messed with you.
I promised them I wouldn't mess with you anymore.
So you fought for me?
Not for you!
I just hate guys who mess with me.
Thank you, Nanao-kun!
You're a fairy, so I have to protect you, right?
Stay with me forever.
No, no, no. How was it for you, Okada?
I've never done a role like this before, so I was nervous.
But you were good.
Thank you.
The last tone and everything.
Even in the last part, you did it perfectly.
In the last part...
I also shouted when I was doing it.
Thank you.
Don't say that there!
How about you, Yutaishi?
First of all, your face is terrible.
My face?
Your face is terrible.
It's too cool and I can't look at you.
Now, let's look at the points.
If you're excited, turn on the switch!
The points are...
12 points!
That's a lot of points!
How about you, Nishi?
The part where I said it while kicking at the end was really cool.
What did you say at the end?
Stay by my side forever.
It's really cool!
And it has a little bit of a love song feel to it.
It has a love song feel to it?
Yes.
For example, what do you want people to say?
I want people to say it!
I want people to say it with my face!
I like how you say "I'll protect you."
How about you, Takahashi?
When you look at me from a distance,
my height is perfect,
and I'm probably skinny and macho.
So you like skinny and macho people?
I like skinny and macho people.
Jin-san, how was it for you?
Fighting for yourself and protecting you...
I'm sure you've all dreamt of being in a girl's manga.
And I feel like you were able to do that today.
And you were able to keep your balance.
Don't flirt with me!
How about you, Watanabe?
I didn't do it either.
Oh, really?
You called me that, but...
you have a small forehead.
That's right!
Okada!
She grabbed the members' hearts with her sweet whispers and got high scores!
Next up is...
Fukuoka Seina, who will challenge dancing!
Team B's Izuta, too!
Yes!
I don't have any image of dancing at all,
so I think I'll be surprised if I show up.
How about you, Watanabe?
Sei-chan has strong eyes,
so I think she'll be good at dancing.
How about you, Ami?
I haven't really talked about it.
I still don't know what kind of person she is.
So if you're good-looking, I'll be curious about you.
Then, let's go!
Dancing No. 2!
The youngest 13-year-old who will challenge dancing for the first time,
Fukuoka Seina!
Please watch with warm eyes as if you're watching a school play!
Let's dance!
No way!
There's a monster coming in through the wall!
Are we all going to be eaten?!
B.P. is the main character!
He protects the citizens with his life!
Kouka's aide is a handsome soldier!
It's dangerous here. Run away!
Wait! Are you going to fight again?
Of course. My friends are fighting.
Don't go! You'll die!
I can't run away alone.
No! Let's run away together!
Let's run away and live in peace!
P.P. is not the main character!
But...
It's okay. I will never die.
Listen carefully.
If I die, there will be no one to protect you, right?
So I won't die.
Her voice is so young. She's only 13 years old, isn't she?
She's 11 years old.
She's quite good.
Her settings were also quite out of place.
That's right.
What's wrong?
I'm nervous.
You're nervous and crying.
Why? Why?
Don't cry.
She looks fine, doesn't she?
She looks strong.
Shall we stop the totalizer?
Shall we?
Let's see the score.
If you're excited, switch on!
Even if you're alone.
6! 6!
Is there anyone you're glad about?
Oh, Izuto!
I like "Attack on Titan" a lot.
When you look at it from a distance, the faces match surprisingly well.
It looked good.
Shibasaki, how was it?
I gave it my all.
But what about these guys in real life?
They're not here.
Well, how about you, old man?
This time, it's like "dress character".
But you're going to fight in order to protect yourself.
That kind of strength.
That kind of leadership.
If there's someone like that, women want to follow in their footsteps.
Tsukamoto-san was really moved.
Yeah.
She's like a woman who participated in the Oyu- gikai.
She's like, "Do your best, girl!"
Yeah, she's doing her best.
I'm tearing up.
She's crying!
What? Really?
It's like a parent and child crying.
Even though she was nervous, she gave it her all!
Next up is...
Miyazon Sae!
When it comes to Miyazon, it's always well received.
As expected of Sae-chan, Sae-chan herself is manly and cool.
I'm looking forward to it the most.
You're looking forward to it the most?
Shibasaki?
She usually has a short appearance and that kind of thing.
I don't know.
She stopped walking halfway.
Now, let's see Miyazon's dance!
Dance number three, Miyazon Sae!
Let's see what kind of dance Miyazon, the king of dance, will transform into this time!
Let's dance!
She shook me again!
If this keeps up, I'm going to burn myself to eat it.
I don't care how much I've gained in weight.
Excuse me, can I have all of this cake?
And a lot of whipped cream, too!
If you eat like that, I'll feel sorry for the cake.
Creating a world of sweet and delicate dreams,
Miyazawa's dance is "fingertip artist," Patissier!
Welcome! I'm the owner of this shop, Patissier's Miyazawa.
I'm sorry, I love whipped cream so much...
Oh, it's fine!
But shaking a beautiful woman like you...
Even your partner won't look you in the eye, will they?
Oh, no! You're a patissier, but you're also good at oseji!
It's not oseji or anything like that!
If you don't have the power to see beautiful things, you can't become a patissier.
I really think you're beautiful.
I'm so happy you said that, Miyazawa-san!
I'm glad!
Then, Miyazawa-san, will you choose something for me?
Certainly!
Then...
This and...
This!
Is one enough?
One is for me!
For you, Miyazawa-san?
Let's eat it together later?
Not as a pâtissier, but as a man...
I'll turn your bitter memories into sweet memories.
Thank you very much!
How was it? It's been a while.
It's embarrassing.
Are you embarrassed?
It's embarrassing every time.
Miyazawa is always the one who's always embarrassed.
You don't wear a wig or anything like that.
That's true.
You go naturally.
How was it playing your role?
I didn't think I'd come this way.
I think you could tell that I was really nervous.
By the way, what's with Shinmada?
She's already 57kg.
What is it?
Is her pants fashionable or is it torn because she can't stand it?
It's fashionable!
Let's take a look at the scores.
If you're excited, switch on!
But it's hard to be fashionable!
Miyazawa-style fashion is...
15 points!
That's amazing!
Let's ask her. How was it, Kojima-mako?
I don't know, it's like a gentle embrace.
I think girls will be very happy.
There was a lot of kindness.
You like kind people, don't you?
I think it's great that Sae-chan is so open- minded.
That's right.
She looks so confident.
That's right.
She looks like she cares about the camera.
That's right.
That's right!
That's why you're on stage!
You can't do that on stage!
You can't do that!
It's embarrassing!
How about you, Shimazaki?
I didn't like it, but Miyazawa-style fashion is perfect.
It's cool, but...
I think the lines are a little too complete.
It's a little too beautiful, isn't it?
It's natural, isn't it?
That's right, it's natural.
How about you, Jin-san?
I like men who understand themselves.
Patience, kindness, understanding...
That's why women notice even the smallest details.
I see.
It was erotic.
I'm drooling.
After a woman touches you, you're hurt, right?
That's where you're going.
I see.
That's right.
I know!
Why can't you say it?
You little brat!
I know!
Miyazawa!
As expected of Kanroku!
Once again, with his erotic pâtissier, he gets high scores!
And...
The next dancer is Tano Yuka!
Yuka has a clear face, so I'm really looking forward to it.
Takahashi!
She has a dark face, and I think her chubby face is more masculine.
I think Yuka will be a picture.
Tano only has the image of being angry all the time,
so I think it would be fun if he could make use of his anger in this play.
It would be fun.
It's difficult to order again.
Then, let's see Tano's dance!
Dance number four, Tano Yuka!
What kind of expression will Tano, who has an infinite number of expressions, show us with her dance?
Let's dance!
I'm really sorry about today.
Even though you gave me a chance, you didn't say a word.
I'm really sorry!
Producer!
Isn't that enough?
What?
What? What? What?
What are you doing?
The heart of Japan is the heart of Enka!
She keeps clenching her fists for half a century!
Tano's dance is full of masculinity!
She is a real Enka singer!
That's enough! It's the best!
That's enough of your lecture.
Go now.
I'm really sorry about today.
Thank you for making trouble for me, a newcomer, Tano-san.
See you.
Um...
Why is Tano-san, the candidate of Enka society, being kind to me, a newcomer?
Well...
Maybe it's because you look like someone you've just fallen in love with for the first time.
You've got to be kidding me, Tano!
You can find a guy like this in a TED shop!
What is this?
Tano's face was so funny that I couldn't wait for the content of the play to come back!
I was looking forward to it so much today, but this is it!
It's so small...
What's with your face? Stop it!
When I looked up, I saw a hole in his nose!
I didn't know Tano was like this!
How many hearts did Tano grab?
If you're excited, switch on!
Three hearts!
Who said yes?
Yes!
You're so cute!
You should watch it on TED too!
Tomiyama, what do you think?
I thought it was funny.
You thought it was funny?
Jin, what did you think of it?
Well...
Stop it!
I think it was great that he created the atmosphere of a prominent singer.
But his facial expressions...
Stop it with your facial expressions!
But...
I thought he made use of his clear facial expressions.
I thought it was funny because his last line was similar to that of his first love.
At that time, he said it in a serious tone...
Gross!
Stop it!
I really don't know what you're talking about.
Are all girls gross?
Yes, they are.
They are.
I don't want you to talk about your past.
But I don't like girls.
Which position?
Mr. Kitajima, please.
Thank you for coming.
The person who just turned on the channel must be wondering what happened.
What's going on here?
It's like "Koushi and Eri's Bingo".
The winner of this competition is Miyazawa with 15 points!
After this, Sashihara and Team 8's collaboration song "Studio Live" will be released for the first time on TV!
Team 8's song "Official song of that song" will be released for the first time on TV!
The song is "Koisuru Tennen Produce"
The singer is Sashihara Rina, who is also well- known for being a good producer for young members!
Remember Team 8's face and name and find your love!
♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on, charge! ♪
♪ Know the market! ♪
♪ Charging love, Prius! ♪
♪ This will be the mainstream in the future! ♪
♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪
♪ To call everyone, ♪
♪ Showing charging! ♪
♪ Charging love, Prius! ♪
♪ Let's drive more than today! ♪
♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪
♪ Life is not about throwing it away! ♪
♪ Ah! Ah! Totally! ♪
♪ P-H-I-V-E! ♪
♪ I can drive somewhere with you! ♪
♪ Charging love, Prius! ♪
♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on, charge! ♪
♪ Know the market! ♪
♪ Charging love, Prius! ♪
♪ This will be the mainstream in the future! ♪
♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪
♪ Life is not about throwing it away! ♪
♪ Ah! Ah! Totally! ♪
♪ P-H-I-V-E! ♪
♪ I can drive somewhere with you! ♪
♪ Charging love! ♪
Next week, the first gas-spray festival!
Next week!
The first gas-spray festival!
And also...
Tuna gas-spray in Iraq!
When will we go there?
This program was brought to you by these sponsors!