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The only thing that can avoid punishment is...
Cooked sweet potatoes.
Cooking.
Only those who answer the quiz win!
The scary fast forward battle starts now!
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This is a quiz where you have to say the name of a game you've seen on a variety show!
Like last time, teams Tadabe and Shibazaki will be divided into teams and play rock-paper-scissors!
Well then, let's get started!
Question.
One of the necessary tools for being an A.K.A. Bingo player...
Its main ingredients are starch and protein.
Takashi!
The answer is...
Flour!
Correct!
That was amazing!
Well then, the team that couldn't answer the question will be punished with a roulette!
Please start the roulette!
Here I go!
The game has started!
The team that answers the question will be forced to play a punishment game!
Who will be punished?
The punishment will be for Kojima Mako, who has no experience with flour!
This time, Kojima will be punished with a flour box!
If you don't make someone laugh, you'll get flour all over you!
Well then, Fujii P, please go ahead!
Yes, sir!
I think you know what I'm talking about, but...
That's right! This Fujii producer!
Even in the "Kona Box" that Iwata Karen did before, she didn't laugh at all!
She's an A.K.A.B. enemy!
That's right!
Let's see how much you can't laugh!
Go ahead and do it!
Do it! Do something!
Let's see how much you can't laugh!
Go ahead and do it!
Then...
I'll do the "neck-shaking hoop"!
"Neck-shaking hoop"!
What's this 15-year-old straight-haired beautiful woman's famous "neck-shaking hoop"?!
Wow!
She's not laughing at all!
She's angry!
She's not doing it at all!
Then, Ogasawara...
Huh?
Ogasawara came all the way from the south!
Can I use this?
Tererere, time slip!
Wow!
That's funny!
Ogasawara...
She's not laughing at all!
Huh?
That's funny!
She's not laughing at all!
Shiori...
She did it!
The gag machine that Hakata gave birth to, Nakanishi is...
It's 100,000 years old!
Inside the grave, five people...
He's coming!
If you don't make Fujii-p, who is strict about laughing, laugh, Kojima will be covered in this!
Now, will Kojima-mako laugh at Fujii-p within one minute of the time limit?
Ready...
Start!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Why do you have such a scary face?
Her face is starting!
If you raise your cheeks and be happy, you'll be happier in life!
Persuasion?
Don't look like you're in a cage like a wife, and let's go outside!
She's angry!
Wait! Wait!
30 seconds left!
Don't make that face! Give me 1,000 yen!
Give me 1,000 yen!
"Give me 1,000 yen" doesn't ring a bell at all!
Cover her more!
Give me 1,080 yen!
"Give me 1,080 yen" doesn't ring a bell at all!
10 seconds left!
Wait!
7...6...5...4...3...2...1...
Wait! Wait! I'm scared!
Too bad!
This is the first time that Kojima Mako is covered in powder!
Covered in powder?
Why are you laughing?
I'm scared!
Why are you laughing?
Question
Mainly, using a diameter of about 15 to 30 centimeters of paper towel or bandage.
Wait!
Now, Takahashi, your answer is...
Bungee jump!
Incorrect!
I'll tell you!
You don't like it?
Then...
Yes!
Now, then...
Your answer, please!
Cream!
Thank you for your answer!
Please listen to the question until the end!
What is the punishment game that is well-known in A.K.A. Bingo, which creates the quote "At least it's white", which sometimes stains the target's face white and sometimes brown?
So, the correct answer is...
Cream!
Now, once again, the punishment roulette for Team Shibazaki!
Here we go!
Now, A.K.A. Bingo, who will receive Cream's warning?
Now, who will be stopped?
It's decided that it will be Oshima Ryoka, who is called "shitty kid"!
By the way, Oshima, have you ever received a cream?
No.
Not even once?
Not even once.
Until now?
Yes.
Didn't you come out with that?
That...what was it?
That "somehow", "somehow"...
You did a quiz and came out with that.
Came out with that.
Your face is getting tight.
Oshima Ryoka, happy, embarrassed, first cream!
You didn't think it would come out of nowhere?
I didn't think of it.
It's like a dream.
Your face is getting tight.
I thought, "Senpai is amazing."
Senpai is amazing.
You're amazing.
You're amazingly amazing.
I didn't think it would come out of nowhere.
Yes, you didn't think it would come out of nowhere.
What kind of ending do you think it is, you idiot!
Wow, unbelievable!
If you've said it before, please say it.
As I thought, it's Shiro!
Question.
In a few seconds to a few tens of seconds,
Fujiwara's Haranishi and...
Whoa!
Now, Nakanishi!
Now, the answer is...
One-shot gag!
Correct!
Wow, amazing!
This time, Team Watanabe has been saved from fear!
Now, please press the start button!
Start!
Now, who will be performing the one-shot gag?
One, two...
Stop!
Now, who will be stopped?
Go!
It's the one-shot gag.
Go, go!
It's the one-shot gag!
It's the one-shot gag aimed at professional idols!
What kind of one-shot gag will they show us?
Wow, it's popular!
Now, it's the one-shot gag.
I want you to do something as interesting as possible.
Huh? What should I do?
Yes, that's right.
I want to see it.
Then, what is it?
Do you want someone to give you some advice?
Yes, I want it.
Well, it can't be helped.
Then, it's a little special.
Excuse me, please!
Thank you!
Wow!
It's not good!
From "Hot Hot Oden" to "One Shot Gag", "Leave it to me", "Three Friends", "Waki", "Ai", "Ai"
Yes, thank you very much!
Thank you very much!
There's a lot of things!
I have to come up with a gag!
Oh, you haven't come up with one yet!
You haven't come up with one yet!
I haven't come up with one yet, because I don't have any talent!
Then, I'll give you a special one!
Really!?
Then, I'll give you one!
"Pio Pio Oba-san"!
"Pio Pio Oba-san"!?
"Pio Pio Oba-san" is very curious!
She doesn't have any talent for comedy!
From "Dacho Club" to "One Shot Gag", "Pio Pio Oba- san" will be performed!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Alright!
Okay!
Then, it's "Pio Pio Oba-san"!
Please!
Pio Pio!
Pio Pio Oba-san!
Pio Pio!
Pio Pio Oba-san!
You've done it!
Hey! You've finally done it!
Huh?
That's enough!
She's looking at her parents!
I see!
I wanted her to look forward!
She's giving advice!
How was that "Watanabe" just now?
It was amazing!
I'm doing my best!
You want to do it again!?
No, no, no!
If you want to do it, you should say it!
You should say it, "Watanabe"!
The first place of the final round is "Watanabe" who will perform "Pio Pio Oba-san"!
I knew it!
Alright!
Then, "Watanabe" will perform "Pio Pio Oba-san"!
Please!
Pio Pio!
Pio Pio Oba-san!
Pio Pio!
Cute! Cute!
Cute!
Hey!
You've finally done it!
Hey!
You've finally done it!
Hey!
Shimazaki, what did you think of that?
It was amazing.
It was?
Oh, I see.
Huh?
What?
It was amazing!
Shimazaki, you've done it again!
You've done it again!
He showed his absolute strength!
Did his investment pay off?
Alright, Shimazaki's Piyo Piyo Mom, go ahead!
Piyo Piyo.
Hey! You've finally done it!
Hey!
Hey! You've finally done it!
Is this also a means of selection?
Hey! You've finally done it!
Oh, what was it again?
Question.
In English, a creature called "crayfish" is used.
Huh?
Tetsuro Degawa's...
Huh?
Oh!
Huh?
Alright, Shimazaki, your answer is...
Crayfish.
Correct!
Alright, let's listen to the last question. Go ahead!
The name of a reaction game in which you put the creature's scissors close to your nose and make it pinch you...
And so, the correct answer is...
Crayfish.
It doesn't look like it, does it?!
Alright, the team will now push the roulette!
Go ahead and start!
It's probably the first time in idol history for them to be the challenger of Hanazarigai!
Now, who will it hit? Now, the roulette!
Stop! Who will it stop at?
Now, Miyazawa Tsukamoto-san?
Ogasawara!
Will Ogasawara write a new page in idol history?!
Go, Ogasawara!
This Hanazarigai!
Even among comedians, only a limited number of people will do it!
Kento Max's push and hold game!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Now, then...
Wow!
The spring is amazing! The spring!
Let's go!
Let go of it!
I'm sorry!
Let's go!
Let go of it!
Look up! Look up!
It hurts!
This is the historical moment when an idol decided to be a flower-picking crab!
I'm scared.
Seriously?
Nakanishi, are you frustrated?
Are you frustrated?
Of course I am!
I know!
I know, but this is...
I'm frustrated!
Nakanishi won't refuse when he's shaken!
But, actually, he's really bad at it!
Are you a caterpillar?
Then, say "ah" for me.
Ah.
No!
I don't like caterpillars!
What's with you? Don't surprise me!
He challenged again with his guts!
Ah! It hurts! It hurts!
What's wrong? What's wrong?
Do you have a flower?
I'm glad you have a flower!
Question.
It's said that Super Jockey invented it.
Huh? What?
It was set at a temperature higher than normal.
Ah!
Ah! It's funny!
Okay, let's go.
Then, please give us the answer!
Hot oil!
Once again, it's time for Team Watanabe to ride the fear of roulette!
Here we go!
Now, who will they ride with?
Who will challenge the fear of hot oil bath?
Now, who will stop them?
The energetic girl of the 14th class, Hashimoto Hikari, will challenge the hot oil bath!
Now, let's go!
Now, please stand by for the hot oil bath!
Stopping!
As expected, it's the hot oil bath!
Whether it's true or not...
I want to see it!
It's hot oil!
Well, well...
Even if you say that I'm AKB, I can't do something like that.
I can't become an idol band.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Until when?
And now, a traditional game! Please watch!
What is it?
No, I mean...
Fifty-two degrees!
Ok, ok.
Be careful.
Be careful of yourself.
- That's better. - It's dangerous, so careful of yourself.
- Don't push it. - Ok.
- Don't push it! - Go, yet!
It's hot!
He's drowned!
What's wrong?
He's drowned!
Hey, what's wrong?
Bing! Bing! Bing!
Hey!
For a beautiful human life!
Hashimoto will do this together with Jimon-san.
Jimon-san?
Yes.
You have to choose.
Yes.
Marchun-san.
No, no, no.
Miyazawa-san.
Go ahead.
Jimon-san will play Ogasawara.
Miyazawa will play the leader.
And they will play "beautiful human life" of Dachou Club.
Let's do it!
Check if it's hot.
I'll check it.
It's hot.
It must be hot.
I'll do it.
Let's do it.
It's dream time!
Can we do it before we know it?
Before we know it?
Before we know it!
What?
It's fine, it's fine.
Are you sure?
Don't push it.
I got it.
I'll do it myself.
I want to do it myself.
I got it.
Don't touch me.
I got it.
I'll do it myself.
I got it.
Tell me when you'll do it.
Don't push me.
I got it.
Tell me when you'll do it.
Don't push me.
Tell me when you'll do it!
I got it.
Here we go!
It's hot!
Miyu!
It's a two-bowl of water that includes hot water!
Get up! Get up! Face the camera! Face the camera!
I'm Hikari Hashimoto!
Please do your best!
Yay!
It's annoying!
Don't ruin our business!
Don't ruin it! Don't ruin it!
This is terrible! This is terrible!
But boiling water is difficult!
That's right!
You can't do it easily!
That's right!
Miyazawa, how was it?
It's difficult!
But if we master it, it will be ours!
Wow!
Why did you say that?
This is terrible!
Sawatana, how was it?
I was thrilled!
I'm glad I came here today!
It's amazing!
I can't see your face!
It's like I came to your solo concert!
It's amazing!
It was fun!
Your career will grow!
Thank you!
What kind of attitude was that?
What kind of cool attitude was that?
What kind of perverted attitude was that?
What are you doing?
I'm glad I came here!
The second half of the show!
The studio is in a frenzy of excitement!
Yuka Oshima finished her graduation concert at Ajinomoto Stadium the other day.
Tonight, we will show you the graduation ceremony version of "Heavy Rotation".
Our overflowing love is "Heavy Rotation".
Repeating journey for fourteen hours, only for you, request of June.
I want you (I want you)
I need you (I need you)
I love you (I love you)
Meeting you, overflowing love is
Heavy Rotation
See you later!
This is the climax of the adult AKB show!
Now, let's see Shime's impersonation of "Ogasawara Mayu"!
Adult AKB Mariri's "Hakegiwa"
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